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Strictly Come Dancing 

ENTERTAINMENT BBC1 HD, 7pm 

The couples must face the music 
and dance as they embrace this week's 
theme of much-loved routines from 
the stage and screen. The results can 
be seen tomorrow at 7.20pm. 




Doctor Who 



SCI-FI DR AMA BBC! HD, 8pm 

I The series comes to a dramatic 
climax as the Doctor returns to 
Gallifrey, up against the Time 
Lords in an epic struggle - but who is the 
Hybrid? See feature, page 6 



LAST 

ONE! 




Non-Stop 

ACTION THRILLER Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ 
Channel 4+1, Wpm 
Liam Neeson’s air marshal tackles a 
murderous blackmailer on his flight to 
New York, aided by Downton’s Michelle 
Dockery as a gutsy flight attendant. 




The Jonathan Ross Show 



CHAT SHOW ITV HD, 10.35pm/ 
ITV+1, 11.35pm 

Jonathan welcomes Hollywood legend 
Burt Reynolds, Star Trek’s Simon Pegg, 
and Coldplay, whose album >4 Head Full 
of Dreams has just been released. 




Newcastle United v 
Liverpool 

FOOTBALL Sky Sports 1 HD, 
kick-off 4pm 

The sides go head-to-head at St James’ 
Park, with the Magpies trying to keep 
their red card count down. 




Jekyll and Hyde 

DRAMA ITV HD, 7pm/ ITV+1, 8pm 

Robert is battling to contain Hyde in light 
of recent events, and then he finds out 
M 10 have Ravi, and is forced to team up 
with the vigilante Spring Heeled Jack to 
hunt a mysterious monster- murderer. 




World's Weirdest Homes 



DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, 
7.30pm/Channel 4+1, 8.30pm 
Charlie Luxton presents a countdown of 
eclectic and eccentric housing, from a 
New Yorker living in a dumpster to a home 
that is shaped like a giant beagle. 




I'm A Celebrity... 
Get Me Out of Here! 



REALITY ITVHD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm 

~ ~j Ant and Dec crown the winner 

of this year's jungle jamboree. 

I TmA Celebrity, Get Me Out of 
Here! Coming Out is on Wednesday, 8pm. 



LAST 

ONE! 




Monday 7 



Las Vegas with 
TrevorMcDonald 

TRAVELOGUE ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+l, 10pm 

Thejournalistvisits the gambling mecca 
famed for its endless excess, asking 
some of its colourful inhabitants what life 
there is really like. See feature, page 18 




Tomorrow's Food 



DOCUMENTARY BBC1 HD, 9pm 
(Wales, 10.35pm) 

I Angela Hartnett looks at the 
use of a 3D printer in a kitchen, 
I and Dara 0 Briain samples a 
menu that claims to read diners’ minds. 



LAST 

ONE! 




London Spy 

DRAMA B BC2 HD, 9pm 

I The superior espionage drama 
ends in suitably gripping style 
I as Danny finds out the whole 
truth about Alex’s final moments, and 
heads for one last shocking showdown. 



LAST 

ONE! 




Crackanory 

STORYTELLING Dave HD, 10pm/ 
Dave+1, 11pm 

The deliciously dark tales read by famous 
faces are back, starting with a double bill 
by Paul Whitehouse and Carrie Fisher. 
Continues nightly. See feature, page 15 



Tuesdays 




The Royal Variety 
Performance 

ENTERTAINMENT ITV HD, 7.30pm/ 
ITV+1, 8.30pm 

Jack Whitehall hosts the extravaganza, 
with performers including One Direction, 
Elton John and Kylie Minogue. 




8 Out of 10 Cats 
Does Countdown 
Christmas Special 

COMEDY Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 10pm 
Johnny Vegas and Katherine Ryan get 
competitive with Sean, Jon and Jimmy. 




Capital 

DRAMA B BC1 HD, 9pm 

I As the Pepys Road residents 
I face massive upheavals, the 
police investigation takes an 
unexpected turn - will Dl Mill finally catch 
the creator of the bewildering campaign? 



LAST 

ONE! 




Tripped 

C0MEDYE4HD, 10pm/E4+1, 11pm 

The Inbetweeners’ Blake Harrison makes 
a welcome return to TV in an outlandish 
comedy with George Webster about two 
slackers who are sucked into a world of 
parallel universes. See ^eottyre,poge 17 



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The Apprentice 

BUSINESS BBCl HD, 9pm 

The remaining competitors have plenty 
to get their teeth into as Lord Sugar tasks 
them with creating a new health snack 
to impress experts in the industry. The 
Apprentice: The Final Five is at 1035pm. 




Prey 

DRAMA ITVHD, 9pm/ITV+l, 10pm 

I Rosie Cavaliero's 
no-nonsense detective 
I pursues another fugitive. 
This time it's Philip Glenister's blackmailed 
prison officer. See feature, page 8 



EDITOR'S 

CHOICE 




The Secrets of the 
Mona Lisa 

DOCUMENTARY BBO HD, 9pm 

(Scot, 1145pm) 

Andrew Graham-Dixon explores how 
technology is revealing more about the 
enigmatic woman in the famous painting. 




Grey's Anatomy 

MEDICAL DRAMA Sky Uving HD, 

7 Opm/Sky Living+ 1, 7 1pm 
The ever-resilient Meredith is back in 
scrubs, Bailey's competing for chief of 
surgery and April is trying to reconcile 
with Jackson. See feature, page 12 



Thursday 10 




The BBC Music Awards 

ENTERTAINMEN T BBCl, 8pm 

Fearne Cotton and Chris 
Evans celebrate the 
I year's best music, with 
a line-up including Rod Stewart, Hozier 
and James Bay. See feature, page 1 1 



EDITOR'S 

CHOICE 




18 Kids and Counting 

REALITY Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 10pm 
Following the already sizeable Radford 
clan as Mum Sue endures an anxious 
pregnancy for baby number 1 8 while 
daugher Sophie prepares to wed. 




Britain's Oldest Crooks 

DOCUMENTARY ITVHD, 9pm/ 

ITV+1, 10pm (not Nl) 

How the U K's ageing population means 
more and more people over 60 are 
being imprisoned, with crimes ranging 
from drug offences to pigeon feeding. 




Hunderby 

COMEDY DRAMA Sky Atlantic HD, 

1 0pm/Sky Atlantic+1, 11pm 

I Julia Davis's malevolent 
housekeeper Dorothy is 
I scheming once more in 
the dark comedy. See feature, page 14 



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Friday 11 




Focus 

COMEDY DRAMA Sky Premiere HD, 
3.45pm 6 8pm/+1, 4.45pm 6 9pm 
Things get tense between stylish con 
artists Will Smith and Margot Robbie as 
they hustle their way through a series of 
escapades. See review, page 20 




Transparent 

COMEDY DRAMA Amazon Prime 
Instant Video 

I JeffreyTambor returns 
as transgender Maura in 
I series two of the award- 
winning comedy. See ^eott/re,poge 72 



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Alex Polizzi: 

Hire Our Heroes 

DOCUMENTARY BBC2 HD, 9pm 

The hotel inspector is on a mission to help 
former armed forces members suffering 
from post-traumatic stress disorder to 
retrain for work and rebuild their lives. 





The Graham Norton Show 

CHAT BBCl HD, 10.35pm (Nl, 11.05pm) 

Graham catches up with Tina Fey and 
Amy Poehler about their brassy comedy 
Sisters, and Kurt Russell and Quentin 
Tarantino discuss their suspense-filled 
new Western The Flateful Eight 



4 Cover story I 

Mark Hamill talks about his g 

return as the ultimate Jedi knight g; 

in Star Wars: The Force Awakens 



6 This week on TV 

Including the nail-biting Doctor 



Who finale, the return of comedies ^ 

Hunderby and Transparent and | 

taut cat-and-mouse drama Prey q 

9 Soap diary | 

The pick of the week’s stories 

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Including the series finales of the ^ 

dark comedies Nurse Jackie and 
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce 



18 Documentaries 

Including the fascinating Las 
Vegas with Trevor McDonald 

20 Films 

Tricksters Will Smith and Margot 
Robbie try to maintain their Focus 

29 Sport 

Including the lowdown on the 
FA Cup Second Round 

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Day-by-day TV listings 

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Cover story 



Sky Star Wars HD 

From Friday 



R eturning stars 



Harrison Ford, | 



AND DON7 MISS... ^ 

The Definitive 
History of Star Wars 

Friday, Channel 5 HD, 9pm 

A feast of trivia is on offer, including George 
Lucas's inspiration for the movies and secrets 
revealed by the visual effects team. 



How Star Wars 
Changed the World 

Friday, Channel 5 HD, 10pm 

A look at the franchise's fanbase. 
Star Wars also features in Greatest 
Sci-Fi Movies at 10.55pm. 



■ ^ MarkHamill, 



Lightsabers at the ready... 
Space saga Star Wars returns 
with some much-loved faces..: 



NEW CHANNEL 



The long wait is nearly over. More than a ; | 

decade after we last saw the likes of Darth 
Vader, Yoda and bickering robots R2-D2 and | ' 
C-3P0, Star VVhrs blasts back \ 

into cinemas next week 
with the seventh ^ 

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^ * \ in the record-breaking 

^ 1 franchise - Star Whrs; 
|Byl / I The Force Awakens. 

I Set once again in a 
m galaxy far, far away, 

M the new movie sees 
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Abrams take over the ^ 

helm from Star Wars creator W 
George Lucas. The movie, the 
first in a new trilogy of films, is set some 30 
years after the events depicted in Return 
of the Jediy and features the very latest CGI 
technology, including a bigger, Ladder 
Death Star called Starkiller Base. 



STAR WARS REUNION 

While The Force Awakens is set to make huge 
stars of little-known British actors John Boyega 
and Daisy Ridley (see panel, right), it also 
features the return of iconic characters Luke 
Skywalker (MarkHamill), Han Solo (Harrison 
Ford) and Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) . v 

Ford, of course, went on to become one 
of Hollywood’s biggest stars, thanks to the ^ 
Indiana Jones films, while Fisher overcame 
drug problems to become an in-demand 
actress and scriptwriter. Hamill, meanwhile, 
went on to make a good living as a voice artist, 
most notably as The Joker in Batman: The 
Animated Series and various video games, and 
recently joined the cast of Skyl’s superhero 
drama The Flash as the villainous Trickster. 

Now aged 64, Hamill lives with his wife 
Marilou in Los Angeles, where we spoke to 
him about his return as the Jedi knight. . . 



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British actors have always been at 
the forefront of Star Wars movies 
- whether it's been Peter 
Cushing and Alec 
Guinness in the 
original 1 977 film or 
Ewan McGregor and ^ 

Christopher Lee in * 

the second trilogy. 

Now, two more 
British actors are set 
for a place in Hollywood ^ . 

history with leading roles 
\n The Force Awakens. ^ ® 

Until now, 23-year-old Daisy 
Ridley, who plays the heroic Rey, 
a scavenger on the desert planet 
Jakku, only had small parts in Mr 
Selfridge, Casualty and Toast of 
London to her name. Meanwhile, 
fellow Londoner John Boyega, 

_ also 23, who plays runaway 
Stormtrooper Finn, is 

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Bp leader in 20 11's sci-fi 
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V/ the film, leading him 
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in the space epic. 

'I learned that I got the part over 
a nice breakfast in Mayfair,' recalls 
Boyega. ‘J J said, "John, you're 
the new star of Star Wars”, and 
everything froze for a moment.' 



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Luke after such a long time? E 



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more the second time around? 



To mark the cinema 
release of Star M/ars; 

The Force Awakens, 

Sky Star Wars will 
air from Friday 11 
December until Sunday 3 
January. All six previous 
films will screen along 
with the animated series 
Star Wars: The Clone Wars 



and Star Wars Rebels, as 
well as the animated 
movie, Spar/c of 
Rebellion. A\ex 
Zanewill 
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director JJ hj 
A brams and 
stars John 
Boyega and 



Oscar Isaac at Pinewood 
Studios where The Force 
Awa/cem was filmed, 
and there will be live 
coverage of the 
film's premiere in 
\H London's 

Leicester Square 
on Wednesday 
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about another Star Wars movie. But got my head around to the idea that 

Fm proud of the legacy we left and I was returning to the role, which 

Fm happy that a new generation of was a shock in itself, it didn’t seem 

fans will get to see Harrison, Carrie strange at all. I had spent a large 

and me back in the roles that people part of my life putting Star Wars 

loved so much. I wouldn’t have behind me, so I could move on and 

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and Carrie were involved. everything that came with ^ 

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supporting the new characters come up with. I said, ‘How 

just as Peter Cushing and Alec are you ever gonna top R2-D2, 

Guinness were established figures the most adorable droid in 

who were there to lend their movie history?’ And then they 

gravitas in support of us. demonstrated BB-8 live on set - 

it’s not CGI, it’s a live prop - and 

I j ust amazed. They let me run 

When wewere around with it at the creature shop 

making the original films, you had in Pinewood. To go back into that 

the odd reporter hanging around world is so much fun. 
the studio bribing people to give 
them stories. This time, there were 
drones flying all over the studio to 
get whatever pictures they could. 

I had to wear a robe and hood that 
covered my head to go from the 
trailer to the sound stage. 



I’ve done a lot of voice work, the 
biggest role being The Joker. It’s the 
ultimate lazy actor’s job: you don’t 
have to memorise your lines and 
you can come in looking like hell. 



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Eastwood' as he gets mad and 
bad after Clara's shocking death 



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Doctor Who 

Saturday, BBC1 HD, 8pm 



Classic monsters, Peter Capaldi 
going ‘Clint Eastwood’, a desperate 
bid to resurrect Clara and the 
return of Gallifrey... hold onto 
your sonic sunglasses: Doctor 
Who ends this week, but it’s not 
going out with a whimper. 

Series nine will close with the 
Steven Moffat-penned episode Hell 
Bent- a barnstorming finale that 
sees the return of the Time Lords’ 
home world Gallifrey, which has 



been hidden 
in an alternative 
dimension since 
the Time War. 

If you watched the last two 
episodes, you’ve seen the build-up. 
Companion Clara is gone, killed 
after ‘facing the Raven’ in the 10th 
episode. But when has death ever 
been the last word on Doctor Who\ 
As episode 12 kicks off the Doctor is 
convinced there’s still hope for her. 

‘He’s stni trying to deal with the 
whole Clara thing, still trying 
to find a way to bring her back,’ 
says Capaldi, as we meet for 
an end-of-term chat. 



‘And it doesn’t 
work. It can’t 
work. But the 
Doctor just 
can’t accept 
that. So, in 
this episode, 
he goes back to 
Gallifrey because 
it’s the only way he can 
think to save Clara. And he 
does find home - but it’s not the 
way he would want it to be.’ 

WATCH OUT GALLIFREY! 

To reveal more would spoil the 
show. Suffice to say that it will 
also see the return of two deadly 
enemies - the Cybermen, last 
properly seen in 2014’s finale, 
and the Moffat- created Weeping 
Angels, which last popped up 
in 2013 when Matt Smith 



regenerated - plus one or two 
other surprising faces as well. 

Series nine consciously upped 
the fun factor after Capaldi’s darker 
debut season (think sonic sunglasses 
and an electric guitar). But returning 
in rage and grief to Gallifrey - a 
world he effectively froze in time 
in the 50th anniversary special - will 
take his Doctor to an angrier place 
again, adds Moffat. 



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‘I took a long time to figure out 
what it would be like if he went 
back to Gallifrey. In [the 1969 
serial] The War Games, he went 
there as a fugitive. In [ 1976 s] 

The Deadly Assassin he was the 
returning bad boy. But this time 
he s the man who won the Time 
War, and they should be absolutely 
terrified if he showed up.’ 

THE DOCTOR IS HELL BENT... 

'The Doctor doesn’t do badass 
very often. But if you push him far 
enough - and by God we pushed 
him in the last episode - he gets a bit 
more Clint Eastwood than normal. 

'This story is called Hell Bent for a 
reason. It’s not so much the Doctor 
going bad. It’s what happens when 
he gets really mad? Well, this is it. 

It’s that one. This time we take him 
to the very end of his tether.’ 





MOFFAT 
HITS BACK 

Doctor Who chief Steven 
Moffat dismisses talk of falling 
ratings and celebrates a 
well-received ninth series... 



ON PAPER TALK ABOUT FALLING 
RATINGS... 

'The consolidated ratings are doing absolutely 
fine - and that's not including the BBC iPlayer 
[figures], which we're not allowed to add. So we're 
doing really well, that's the truth. But I say this 
every year. I'm the only man who goes around 
apologising for a hit show.' 

ON MOVING TO A LATER TIME... 

1 don't think it was the smartest move we've ever 
made. No one's to blame for it but I don't think 
8.25pm is right for Doctor Who. I think we're all 
agreed we're not going to do it again.' 



ON RUMOURS OF A SHORTER SERIES 
NEXT YEAR... 

'Are we going to make fewer episodes? No, that's 
all complete bunkum. I can confirm we're making 
a full series of 1 2 episodes, plus a Christmas special, 
though I don't know when they will go out. That's up 
to someone else.' 



ON THE NEXT COMPANION... 

'It's possible we'll have a stupid new idea later on, but 
at the moment I'm assuming we'll introduce a new 
companion in episode one of the next series. It's too 
early for me to say. Let's just see what happens...' 



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ON THE WARM RECEPTION FOR 
SERIES NINE... 

'I think it's probably the best run of reviews we've 
had. But then, in all honesty - and I know people don't 
believe me when I say this - our reviews are really 
quite good. A bad review for us tends to be about 
three stars. But it feels like a strong series to me.' 



ON THE RETURN OF THE SONIC 
SCREWDRIVER... 

'I created the sonic sunglasses because the Doctor 
had to smuggle a sonic device into Davros's office [at 
the start of the series] without being obvious. Once 
I'd written it I thought, if I were the Doctor I'd Just 
carry on using them for a while. But I don't think we'll 
be waiting too long for a new screwdriver.' 



^ ON BRINGING BACK ALEX KINGSTON 
FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL... 

'I thought we were done with River Song, but 
[ex Doctor Who boss] Russell T Davies was insistent. 
And eventually I came round to [his] view. I was 
utterly knackered at the end of this series and that 
idea perked me up again. I thought, maybe it will 
perk everyone else up [if I bring her back].' 



The Weeping I 
Angels return 
in the finale! 



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the Daleks 



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Cybermen 







Philip Glenister and Rosie Cavaliero star in a high-stakes 
game of cat-and-mouse as ITV's gripping thriller returns 



^ SO MUCH RUNNING 

Reinhardt is hot on their heels, 
but she’s now a plain old DS with a 
new boss to answer to and a rookie 
cop to babysit. She’s still comfort 
eating, but a new relationship 
means she’s quit stalking her ex. 

‘She’s moved on since we last saw 
her, but nothing is ever simple with 
Reinhardt,’ says Cavaliero. ‘She’s also 
weighing up a possible job offer 
down south, so she’s not sure 
whether to stay with her new man 
or change her life altogether.’ 



fun to do such a high-octane thriller. 
But I’ve got cuts and bruises, and I’m 
getting to an age now when it really 
takes its toll,’ says the 52-year-old. 

Just like the VnHPViPV! 
ratings-topping 
first series - which 
followed cop- 
turned-fugitive 
Marcus Farrow, 
played by Simm 
this new chapter 
whizzes along at 
a great pace. 

Rosie Cavaliero reprises her role a 
Detective Susan Reinhardt, who is 
now on the hunt for prison officer 
David Murdoch (Glenister). He has 
gone on the run with an inmate, 

Jules Hope {Downton Abbeys 



MyAnna Buring), who he had been 
taking to a Manchester hospital. 

What Reinhardt doesn’t know 
is that Murdoch received a phone 
call demanding 
he break out his 
prisoner otherwise 
he would never see 
his only daughter, 
Lucy (Sammy 
Winward), again. 

‘With Lucy 
held hostage, he is 
desperate to get his 
daughter back at all costs and has no 
choice but to go on the run with 
Jules,’ explains Glenister. ‘He’s just i 
a normal, everyday guy who’s 1 

thrown into an extraordinary, | 

abnormal situation.’ I 



Prey 

Wednesday, ITV HD, 9pm 



With extreme chase scenes and 
death- defying stunts, last year’s 
Bafta- nominated Prey had us on the 
edge of our seats all the way to the 
end credits. So when Philip Glenister 
signed up for series two of ITV’s 
breathless crime drama, he knew 
exactly what was in store. 

‘Lots of running, jumping off 
buildings and being chased by dogs,’ 
reveals Glenister when we meet on 
set in Blackpool where the new 
three-part story is being filmed. 

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John Simm, and thought it would be 



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The no-nonsense 
cop tries to piece 
together why 
Murdoch would 
go on the run 
with prisoner 
Jules Hope. 



David Murdoch 



The desperate 
dad and prison 
officer will do 
anything for the 
safe return of 
his kidnapped 
daughter, Lucy. 



Jules Hope 



The prisoner 
is shackled to 
Murdoch as the 
pair go on the 
run. However, 
can she be 
trusted? 



Although Cavaliero says it feels 
like a totally different show this time 
around, one common theme has 
carried through from series one. 



‘So much running!’ she exclaims. 
‘iVe been running up stairwells 
then been pushed back down again, 
and I ran up a hill in the Lake 
District about 30 times. But Fd say 
Philip and MyAnna cover most of 
the physical activity this time.’ 

‘I blame Liam Neeson,’ Glenister 
says. ‘He became an action hero in his 
fifties after doing those Taken films. 



Lucy Murdoch 



Heavily 
pregnant 
and held as a 
hostage, David 
Murdoch's 
only daughter 
is used as bait. 




I’m too old for it and I’ve been going 
to bed every night shouting, “Argh!”’ 

The driving stunts also proved 
to be tricky, especially as Glenister 
was shackled to his co-star, 

Buring, for most of the show. 

‘MyAnna was handcuffed to my 
right hand, so she had to do most 
of the driving,’ he laughs. ‘She’s a 
lunatic, and I thought I was bad!’ 



DC Richard Iddon 




cop annoys 
Reinhardt, who 
constantly puts 
him in his place. 



The young, 
and super-keen 






SOAP DIARY 



[Rob and Tracy 
I deceive each I 
I other during] 
I a prison visit] 



Rob plots revenge 
from behind bars 



» Robert Preston may do a 

decent coq au vin, but it’s the 
other Robert who really gets 
Tracy’s engine roaring - her ex, 

Rob Donovan. When 
he sends Tracy 
a visiting order 
from prison, she 
sneaks off to see 
him, and lies 
that she’s single 
when he asks if 
she’s met anyone. 

Rob then 

tugs at Tracy’s black mailed by Rob 

heartstrings as he tells 
her he’s never stopped 
loving her - but it’s a big lie. 

Earlier, he told his cell-mate he 
wants revenge on his ex fiancee, 
who shopped him to the cops 
went he went on the run for 
killing Tina McIntyre. But what 
does he have in mind? 



Tracy isn’t the only person 
Rob targets - Johnny Gonnor 
gets a visiting order, too. Garla 
warns him her brother will have 
an agenda, and she’s right. 
The colour drains 
from Johnny’s face 
when Rob tells 
him he knows all 
about his past, 
and will spill 
the beans to the 
Gonnors if he 
doesn’t cough 
up £10,000. What is 
Johnny hiding? 



» PLUS Todd and Kylie find 
out about Sarah’s pregnancy, 
Audrey sabotages Nessa’s night 
out with Ken, Rita warns Mary 
that Brendan will never leave his 
wife, and Liz, Erica and Anna 
arrange to go to a singles’ night. 



ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK... 



EASTENDERS 



» Vincent 
enlists Ronnie 
to help him 
set up Phil, 

Jane opens up 
to Kathy about 
her fears for 
Bobby, Libby makes a surprise visit, 

Ben worries about Phil's drinking, and 
Janet gets a star role in the nativity play. 



EMMERDALE 



» Sam tries 
tostopJai 
getting to 
Megan, 

Ashley has a 
mini stroke, 

Ross does a 
deal with Emma, Paddy outs Rhona’s 
addiction to the social worker, and April 
wants Santa to bring Marlon a girlfriend. 



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He wears it well 



Rod Stewart more than 50 years after his 
first single, still gets a buzz from making music ^ 



NEW MUSIC 



BBC Music Awards 

Thursday, BBC1, 8pm 



At the age of 70, legendary rocker Rod 
Stewart shows no signs of slowing down. 
Already this year, he’s released his 29th 
studio album, Another Country, which 
reached number two in the charts, 
performed for Children in Need and 
staged a reunion gig with former band 
The Faces - not to mention presenting 
his beloved Celtic with the Scottish 
League Cup at Hampden Park in March. 

This week. Rod the Mod keeps up his 
busy schedule by performing at the BBC 
Music Awards, hosted by Chris Evans 
and Fearne Cotton from Birmingham’s 
Genting Arena where five awards are 
up for grabs, including Song of the 
Year and British Artist of the Year. 

We caught up with the Tartan terror 
to talk clothes, cars and getting older. . . 

I turned 70 this year, but 70 doesn't 
look like 70 anymore... I try not to let 

it. Not that I’ve used any of that filler or 
injections to keep me looking young. 

Cars are my passion and I love to 
drive... it clears my head and I get my 
best ideas then. The one thing I don’t do 
anymore is drive at night, because I like 
to have a drink of wine every night. 

I've always been passionate about 
clothes... Even before I started making 
money with Maggie May, I would consider 
myself a pretty good dresser. As a teenager 
I was proud of my wardrobe. My boots had 
the big heels on them like the Beatles had. 

I Still keep all my old clothes... 

One of my favourites is a sequin suit 
with a little ribbon round the middle. 

The kids have nicked a lot of them. When 
they were going through their teenage 
years they thought all that stuff was 
really cool, and I never got it back. 

By and large if people come up to 
me for a picture or an autograph 
I'll do it... As long as they’re not 
rude while you’re having dinner. 

I get upset with autograph hunters 
that come up with the same albums 
every day, because they know 
they can sell them. I’ll ask 
them what was the last album 
I made, and they don’t know. 



I had to retrain 



I ; p my voice to sing 



again; the muscles 






p h ad to get t heir 
‘ memory back' 






plans to retire 



Doing the f\ye American 
SongAooIr albums has 
definitely brought me a 
new audience... when i 
listened to the first album in 
2002, 1 wondered if I should be 
doing it. Am I a rock and roll 
traitor? But their success was so 
unexpected and so wonderful. 

No matter what you look like, 
if you are lead singer you're 
going to get the girls... But i don’t 
get much underwear or things like 
that thrown at me when I’m on stage. 

Having thyroid cancer in 2000 scared 
the living daylights out of me... I had 

to retrain my voice to sing again; the 
muscles had to get their memory 
back. You realise your livelihood 
and the thing you love to 
do, the singing, can be 
taken away so easily. 

I've been 
around a long 
time... And 

there comes a 
point where 
I’ll have to step 
aside, but at 
the moment 
I enjoy the 
challenge of 
coming up 
with new 
songs, and 
getting 
them 
played. 



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WORDS: JUDY EWENS AND ADAM TANSWELL PHOTOS: PA 




Family affairs: 
But has Maura 



been truly 



accepted? 






Jeffrey Tambor returns as a transgender woman 
beginning a new life in the award-winning Transparent 



NEW COMEDY DRAMA 



Transparent 

From Friday, Amazon Prime 
Instant Video 

Every so often a TV show comes 
along that breaks new ground 
while delighting critics and 
viewers alike. Amazon Prime s 
Transparent is just such a show. 

Earlier this year, Transparent 
made history when it became 
the first series from a streaming 
service to win the Golden Globe 
for Best TV Gomedy Series, while 



lead actor Jeffrey Tambor took 
home the Best TV Gomedy 
Actor award for his portrayal 
of transgender retired father- of- 
three Mort Pfefferman, who 
embarks on a transition into 
a woman, Maura. 

As season two streams this 
week, we caught up with 7 1 -year- 
old Tambor to hear more. . . 

What excites you most about 
playing Maura in season two? 

1 love that weVe taken the bubble - 
wrap off Maura. This season it s 
Maura - warts and all. 



Je ffrey T ambor 1 
celeb rates his Golden] 
Globe succes^ 



How would 
you 

describe 
Maura at this 
point in her 
life? She is still 
very young in 
terms of transition. 

She doesn’t even know how 
to make up her face correctly, 
or how to walk across a room 
in high heels. She’s looking for 
friendships. She’s lost the 
mooring of her children and she’s 
out there. Maura gets a little lost 
and hopefully we find her. 



How does it feel to 
tackle such a gr ound- 
breaking role?| 

1 feel honoured. I’m a 
male given the role of 
a transgender woman. 
' There’s not a day goes 
by where it doesn’t tap 
me on the shoulder and 
say, ‘You’re responsible’. 



I What did you think of the[^ 

role when you first heard about! 

I it? [ when 1 first sat down with 
show creator Jill Soloway, 1 looked 
at the role as a big fat pork chop. 1 
went, ‘This is my King Lear’. 1 didn’t 
have a single moment of fear about 
it. 1 just went, ‘Oh boy. . . Let me get 
my hands on Maura Pfefferman.’ 






_JtE_ 



Life 

after 

death 

What's next 

for Meredith 

now that 
Derek is dead? 




relationship with fellow surgeon 
Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo) has 
been at the centre of the Seattle-set 
show since it began in 2005. His 
death in a car crash left Meredith a 
widow and a single mother of three 
young children but, despite her 
terrible loss, the new season will not 
be as dark as the last one. 

‘We’re making it a lot lighter and 
happier,’ says 45 -year-old Pompeo. ‘I 

can’t take crying 

anymore.’ 

To give 

Meredith time 
to mourn the 
love of her life, 
the show 
jumped ahead 



reasons, 

the heart-throb 

surgeon’s 



Fans of US hospital drama Grey's 
Anatomywere almost in need of 
medical attention themselves when 
the show’s beloved Derek Shepherd, 
played by Patrick Dempsey, was 
shockingly killed off towards 

4.1 1 „r4.u„ 

LllC CllU Ul LllC ; 

last series. 

Nicknamed 
‘McDreamy’ 
for obvious 



NEW MEDICAL DRAMA 



Grey's Anatomy 

Wednesday, Sky Living HD, 10pm 



a year immediately after Derek’s 
death and the new series has moved 
on a further three months. 

Meredith is now living in her late 
mother’s house with her half-sister 
Maggie (Kelly McCreary) and her 
sister-in-law Amelia (Caterina 
Scorsone). It is a chaotic situation 
with the added complication that 
Meredith and Amelia each find the 
other impossible. 

‘Amelia is Derek’s sister so she 
can’t get rid of her,’ explains 
showrunner Shonda Rhimes. 

‘And Maggie has this world of 
stuff happening around her, so 
Meredith is trapped in the middle.’ 

As always, romance plays a big 
part in the new series and Maggie 








US dramas 
round-up 




How does it feel to get into| 
character as a woman?l Th€ first 
thing that hit me was overwhelming 
fear because I was entering a place 
that was unknown to me. But then 
I thought, ‘Well, that’s right because 
this is exactly what Maura is feeling.’ 

Do you think a show like this| 
could have appeared on TV 20 
years ago?| We’d never get near 
this 20 years ago, but now we’re 



*This season ! 
it's Maura - B 
warts and air 



JEFFREYTAMBOR 



part of the Zeitgeist. It’s amazing 
that Amazon went for it. 

What's been the public reaction 
to Maura? 1 1 get some wonderful 
comments, but there’s still hatred. 

Do you feel comfortable as[ 
Maura? [ I like the clothes and 
mani-pedis are fantastic. Maura 
is very pretty; she’s prettier than 
Jeffrey, so it’s great. 

Is the world coming round to 
the idea of change? Kids have 
no problem with it. It’s the Alter 
Kakers’ who have a problem. Alter 
Kaker’ is Yiddish for old fart’. But 
the world will have to change. 

That will happen. 




finds love for the first time since 
she has been at Grey-Sloan 
Memorial Hospital. 

Meanwhile, Amelia and Hunt 
are still unsure whether to 
develop their relationship, while 
April returns from Army duty 
determined not to give up on 
her marriage to Jackson. 

So will Meredith herself 
find love again? ‘You never 
know,’ smiles Pompeo. ‘We’re 
going to see Meredith begin 
exploring the question, “Once 
you’ve had perfect love and 
marriage what do you do next?” 

‘Part of her is definitely going 
to wonder if the best parts of her 
love life are already behind her.’ 



Is romance in store 
for Meredith? 







Nurse Jackie Wednesday, Sky Atlantic HD, 10.10pm 
Vigilante Jones (1 1/1 2) & I Say a Little Prayer (1 2/1 2) 

It has been Edie Falco's remarkable, Emmy-winning performance that 
has made New York ER nurse Jackie Peyton's slide deeper into drug 
addiction so compelling to watch over seven series of the show, which 
ends for good this week. In the first of a double bill, Jackie tries to get 
an ailing Dr Prince off the hospital floor as his behaviour becomes 
increasingly erratic while, in the last-ever episode, as All Saints prepares 
to close its doors and Jackie waits for news about a new job offer, an old 
friend drops by and begins to suspect that Jackie is using again. 



(Casper Crump) arrives in Central 
City with his sights set on Kendra. 
Realising how dangerous Savage 
is. Flash takes Kendra to Star City 
and asks Arrow to hide her. The 
two superheroes then join forces 
to try to stop Savage and to save 
their respective cities. 



Howto Get 
Away with 



N ^Abby 



s ready to L 
Girlfriends' 



party 



Guide to Divorce 



Other US dramas on TV this week 



BllHDSPOl Tuesday, 

Sky Living HD, 9pnn Eight 
Slim Grins (3/22). 

DA VINCI'S DEMONS 

Sunday, FOX HD, 9pm 
AlisVolasPropriis(7/10). 
ELEMENTARY 7?)tvrsc/oy, 
Sky Living HD, 9pm All My 
Exes Live in Essex (4/22). 
Efli?lRETuesday,E4HD, 
9/5/71 EtTu, Brute? (10/1 8). 
FARGO Monday, Channei 4 
HD, 10pm loglog (8/10). 



HOMELAND Smc/ay 
Channei 4 HD, 9pm 
The Litvinov Ruse (9/1 2). 
THE LEFTOVERS /l7onc/oy 
SkyAtianticHD, 10pm I Live 
Here Now (10/10). 
LONGMIRESi/nc^ay 
TCMHD,730pmFour 
Arrows (4/10). 

SCANDAL 
Thursday, Sky 
Living HD, 10pm 
Yes (2/24). 

I What next for Kevin] 
in The Leftovers?! 



SCREAM QUEENS 

Monday, E4 HD, 10pm 
Beware of Young Girls (7/1 3). 

SLEEPY HOLLOW 

Thursday, Universal HD, 9pm 
Novus Ordo Seclorum (8/1 8). 
' TYRANT Wednesday, 
F0XHD,9pmlhe0iher 
Brother (6/1 2). 

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES 
Wednesday, 1TV2 HD, 
///5/7iMommie 
Dearest (7/22). 



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Settle down 
with some 
bubbly milk for 
the return of 

Julia Davis's 

brilliant period 
comedy drama' 



NEW COMEDY DRAMA 



Hunderby 

Thursday, Sky Atlantic HD, 10pm 

Series one of Hunderby, the 
exquisitely funny and filthy period 
comedy drama that channelled 
the romantic fiction of Daphne 
du Maurier and Charlotte Bronte, 
won a Bafta and two Comedy 
Awards for its creator, co-writer 
and star Julia Davis. 

Now the acclaimed and highly 
original show is back for two 
eagerly- anticipated specials that 
promise more dark dealings among 
the God-fearing folk of a 19th- 
century village on the English coast. 

For those unacquainted with the 
Gothic delights of the show, the 
first series centred on shipwreck 
survivor Helene (Alexandra 
Roache), who married pastor 
Edmund (Alexander 
Macqueen) and moved 
into his family home, 
much to the chagrin 
of his terrifying, 

Mrs Danvers-like 
housekeeper 
Dorothy (Davis). 



Under pressure to produce an 
heir, the unhappily married Helene 
found herself falling for the charms 
of the dashing Doctor Foggerty 
(Rufus Jones), himself married to 
crippled Hester’ (Rosie Cavaliero). 

As we pick up the action, 
Foggerty and Helene are awaiting 
the annulment of his marriage, 
which will allow them to wed. 
Meanwhile, the scheming Dorothy 
is intent on becoming the pastor’s 
third wife by fair means or foul. 

With the Hunderby dinner table 
set for a delicious feast of ‘burst 
calf brains on a lardy bread’, 
TV&Satellite Week caught up with 
Julia Davis and Rufus Jones to find 
out what’s in store.... 

AFTER THE FALL 

‘We pick up the action a couple 
of months after the end of series 
one,’ says Davis, who co-writes 
Hunderby with Barunka 
O’Shaughnessy. 
Edmund is 
recovering from 
being crushed by 
I Arabelle, his first 
j wife who, in a nod 
’ to Jane Eyre, had 









(centre) joins Julia 



Davis and the ganj 



they ever check out? 



by zombies. 



agent living under 



his house. Is he really 



Reece Shearsmith 



Ripping yarns 

Settle in for a new batch of twisted tales 



NEW STORYTELLING 



Crackanory 

Monday-Friday, Dave HD, 10pm 



A dozen celeb storytellers narrate 
a fresh collection of adult- oriented 
tales this week in a third run of 
Dave s entertaining Crackanory. 

With each episode featuring two 
15-minute stories every night, 



Paul Whitehouse 



among those sitting in the 
oversized chair this time are 
Hollywood stars Carrie Fisher 
and Christopher Lloyd, plus 
Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane. 

'The very best storytellers can 
make you feel like you were there 
yourself,’ says Coltrane. 'You have 
to bring vitality to it and surprises 
- lots of twists make a great story.’ 

Here’s what’s in store. . . 



MONDAY 



Carrie Fisher 



Acoupjecheck^ 
themselves into an 



odd B&B 



but will 



Events get out of 
control at a historical 
re-enactment society's 
weekend display. 



TUESDAY 



A lot of people 



in comedy love 



Hunderby-it'sareal 



connoisseur's show' 



been hidden in the attic. However, 
as a result of Edmund’s injury, 
a new pastor, played by Reece 
Shearsmith, has been brought 
in to take on his duties. 

'Pastor John is a puritanical 
proper clergyman, who wants to 
clean up 
Hunderby,’ 

Davis reveals. 

Meanwhile, 

Foggerty and 
Helene have 
been reunited, 
and had their 
baby, 'child 
Ronald’. 

Although 

they appear blissfully happy as we 
return to Hunderby, the passionate 
doctor is in for a rough ride. 

A CASUAL CONNECTION 

'Things unravel for him quickly 
and there’s an awkward triangle 
between Hester, his legal wife, 
and Helene, his love,’ says Jones, 
best-known for his roles in WlA 
and the TV adaptation of JK 
Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy. 'In 
episode two the script really goes off 
a cliff and is quite frenzied and cruel 



RUFUSJONES 



as, in a fit of lovelorn over-emotion, 
he beats himself up in two very 
particular ways.’ 

Foggerty ’s soothing exclamation 
of 'Hush, ho!’ in moments of high 
drama has become one of the 
show’s catchphrases, and Jones 
says it’s come 
back to haunt 
him in some 
unlikely 
situations. 

'When I did 
The Casual 
Vacancy, we 
were all waiting 
to meet JK 
Rowling, and 

she came up to me and said: “Hush, 
Ho!”’ he smiles. 'It’s so weird. A lot 
of people in comedy love Hunderby 
- it’s a real connoisseur’s show.’ 

For those who are still hungry 
for more Hunderby after the 
specials, the good news is that 
the door has not been shut on 
further misadventures for 
Dorothy, Foggerty and co. 

'It’s safe to say the ending 
is unresolved,’ hints Davis in 
conclusion. 'So yes - 1 think 
it could carry on.’ 



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dramatics society 
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kill the animals. 



during a performance 



Morgana 

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A man sends a text to his 



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a wife, an office worker] 
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on his boss's phone I 



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Simon Bird 



A man finds a CIA 



A student tries to impart 
reason into the life of his 



extremely superstitious 
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tracking an imminent 
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Blake Harrison 



as stupid boy Pike 






Walmington-on-Sea to play 



mummy's boy Private Pike in 



the much-anticipated film 



version of Dad's Army, which 



is released in February. 



Ian Lavender, who played Pike 



has a cameo as Brigadier 



Pritchard. He also relished 



acting with Michael Gambon, 



Bill Nighy, Tom Courtenay and 



Catherine Zeta-Jones. 



'They are Oscar winners and 



knights of the realm and there 



was little old me,' he says. 'At 



lunch I'd sit there like I was at 



primary school at story time 



because Michael would talk 
about the amazing people he 
worked with and then Bill and 
Tom would jump in. I've never 
had lunches on set that were as 
entertaining as on Dad's Army/ 



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STUPID BOY! 

After negotiating parallel 
universes, Blake Harrison's next 
role sees him travel to wartime 



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that the two lead characters 
shouldn’t be Danny and Milo,’ says 
Harrison. ‘They should be two secret 
agents or superheroes that can deal 
with the situation. Unfortunately, 
it’s two idiots from a suburban 
town who are in over their heads.’ 

For Harrison, having to act 
alongside another version of 
himself was quite a challenge. 

‘You have to learn double the 
amount of lines,’ he smiles. ‘I had 
to be the real Danny acting with 
the parallel universe version, played 
by a stand-in actor who looked like 
me, and then we flipped it around. 
That messes with your head.’ 

However, the action scenes were a 
major draw. ‘I’m a big superhero and 
sci-fi fan, so doing some of my own 
stunts and having fight scenes with 
swords was fim,’ says Harrison, who 
also suffered for his art when he 
worked with the CGI special effects 
that are integral to the series. 

‘At one point we had to stand in 
a shopping centre throwing mad 
shapes with our bodies with a green 
screen behind us,’ he says. ‘It must 
have been bizarre to watch and it’s one 
of my more embarrassing days on set.’ 



George Webster 
and Blake Harrison 



play best friends in 



the quirky comedy 



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Tripped 

Tuesday, E4 HD, 10pm 

Blake Harrison, who made his name 
as gormless Neil in The Inbetweeners, 
has always had a lifelong dream of 
playing an action hero. Now, in E4’s 
quirky new comedy drama Tripped, 
his wish comes true - although all 
is not quite as it seems. . . 

The four-part series 
centres on Harrison’s 
character, Danny, 
who is engaged to 
Kate (Georgina 
Campbell). However, 
his life takes a bizarre 
turn when, along with 
his Stoner best friend 
Milo (George Webster), 
he’s sucked into a crazy 
adventure that results in the 
pair journeying through parallel 
universes, while trying to dodge an 
assassin, Galium (Richard Gadd). 

‘It’s a little bit Bill & Ted, a little bit 
Spaced^ says Harrison, 30. ‘Danny 
used to be a layabout and is now 
growing up, but Milo hasn’t really 



changed from when he was 15. 

When Milo finds himself in a 
situation and phones Danny for 
assistance, they both accidentally 
stumble into this parallel universe. 

‘For Danny, because he’s getting 
married, the series is about trying 
to get home, but Milo is dragging 
his heels because he is lonely and 
is just enjoying the adventure.’ 

The series is full of 
high-stakes drama, 
which is no 
surprise as it 
is penned by 
brothers 
Harry and 
Jack Williams, 
who also 
wrote the 
gritty drama 
The Missing. 

The humour lies 
in the incongruity 
of these two slackers 
fighting for their lives in the different 
parallel universes, one of which 
Harrison describes as' Game of 
Thrones meets Mad Max. 

‘ Tripped has some dark moments, 
but the comedy comes from the fact 



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Documentaries 










Vegas 

Trevor McDonald exposes the 
dark underbelly of America's Sin City 



NEW TRAVELOGUE 



Las Vegas with 
Trevor McDonald 

Monday, ITV HD, 9pm 

For the visitors who flock there 
in search of a good time, Las Vegas 
is all about glitz and glamour. But 
as Trevor McDonald reveals in a 
new two-part documentary, there 
is a darker side to life in America s 
gambling capital. 

Las Vegas with Trevor McDonald 
follows the journalist as he exposes 
Sin City’s seedy underbelly by 
talking to a prostitute, a pimp and 
an ex-mobster, and going on an 
armed raid to apprehend a fugitive. 



‘This is not the sort of thing you 
see when you think of Las Vegas, 
the lights and all the entertainment,’ 
explains McDonald, who also 
gets an insight into Vegas’s more 
glamorous side by meeting a casino 
high-roller and a showgirl. ‘There’s 
a brutal side to Vegas life, and 
people’s lives are affected and 
damaged by it. It’s the city that 
gives you the impression that 
anything goes - but that’s not true.’ 

Although it’s illegal in Vegas, 
prostitution is rife there and 
McDonald finds out more about 
the industry by visiting a refuge 
for former sex workers. 

‘We went to a place called Destiny 
House where these girls try to 
rehabilitate themselves, and I was 



very moved by their stories,’ he says. 
‘It’s the nightmare bit of the 
American dream - that feeling that 
everybody can make money. People 
see the lights, the entertainers on 
stage and they think: “Well, I could 
do this”. And, as we saw from the 
women at Destiny House, that’s 
not always the case.’ 

While in Vegas, McDonald got 
to interview one of its most famous 
residents, former boxer and world 
heavyweight champion Mike Tyson. 

‘Tyson was fascinated by the fact 
that I had a knighthood - 1 think he 
thought I was some kind of black 
Sir Lancelot or something. 

He didn’t really know 
what to make of me.’ 

His most 
hair-raising 
experience 
saw McDonald 
accompanying 
a gun-toting bail 
bondsman on a 
raid - though he 
says that pales in 
comparison with what he 
experienced during his days as 
a foreign correspondent. 

‘I look back at some of the things 
I’ve done in the Middle East and 
think: “Well, that was stupid”,’ he 
admits. ‘I was much younger then. I 
would not under any circumstances 
go to Syria today. I have never yet 
found a place where I thought: 
“This would be a nice place to die”.’ 



The broadcaster with 
boxing legend 
Mike 




Rollermania 

Friday, BBC4 HD, 10pm 

Earlier this year Scottish pop group 
the Bay City Rollers, who sold more 
than 100 million records in the 
1970s, announced a comeback. 

In a programme previously shown 
on BBC Scotland, band members 
including singer Les McKeown recall 
their heyday, their tartan army of 
fans and hits including Bye Bye Baby. 



World's Weirdest Homes 

Sunday, Channel 4 HD, 7.30pm 

Charlie Luxton investigates some of 
the more unusual private dwellings 
on the planet, including homes 
designed to resemble a giant beagle, 
an enormous toilet bowl. The 
Munsters’ residence, a converted 
nuclear missile silo, and the world’s 
narrowest house, which measures 
122cm across at its widest point. 



Blood and Gold: 

The Making of Spain 

Tuesday, BBC4 HD, 9pm 

Author and broadcaster Simon 
Sebag Montefiori follows up 
his histories of Jerusalem, 

Rome and Istanbul with a look 
at a European country with close 
links to all three cities in Blood 
and Gold: The Making of Spain. 

The three-parter traces 2000 
years of Spanish history, starting 
this week with the age of Iberia 
as a prized Roman colony and 



continuing with the Muslim 
conquest of the peninsula. 

‘Spain has a very romantic 
and also ferocious history,’ says 
Montefiori, whose own family can 
trace back links to the country’s 
Sephardic Jewish population. 




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Alex Polizzi sets out to help unemployed 
veterans adjust to life on civvy street 



NEW CAREERS 



Alex Polizzi: 

Hire our Heroes 

Friday, BBC2 HD, 9pm 

Best known as the hotel inspector, 
businesswoman Alex Polizzi takes 
on a different challenge as she tackles 
unemployment among ex- forces 
personnel in her latest TV venture. 
The two-parter follows the 44-year- 
old as she learns about the challenges 
facing medically discharged veterans, 
and helps them prepare for working 
life on civvy street. We caught up 
with her to find out more. . . 

Why did you choose this subject? 

The BBC asked me to do a passion 
project, and one of the things I was 
interested in was the employment 
of veterans. There’s been a massive 
process of redundancy in the 
armed forces - thousands have 
left in the last four or five years. 



What did you hope to achieve? 

There are so many unemployed 
veterans, despite the fact that 
they are highly skilled, trained 
and motivated. So I decided, 
very naively, to see what the 
problem was and try to sort it out. 

What did you learn while making 
the programme? The veterans 
I worked with were discharged 
because of post-traumatic stress 
disorder [PTSD] , and mental 
health provision is desperately 
underfunded in the UK. 

What particular challenges do 
the veterans face? PTSD is an 
invisible illness so, unless they 
self- refer, there can be substance 
abuse, marital breakdown and 
homelessness. We’ve spent a lot 
of money training these people 
to do amazing jobs; it beggars 
belief that we’re not helping them 
get over this hump in their lives. 



Tt’s fascinating because it’s been 
formed by its Islamic, Roman, 
and Christian period. 

‘Spain is a place everyone 
thinks they know well, but in fact 
it is enormously complex and 
exciting,’ he adds. ‘Spanish 
history has everything from 
Hannibal, Hadrian and the 
Caliphs to Philip II and the 
Armada, Franco and the Civil 
War, and Napoleon, too. It’s 
one of the great borderlands of 
Europe, and I have a taste for 
borderlands and the extremities 
that are characteristic of them.’ 



Simon Sebag Montefiori 
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The Great Polar 
Bear Feast 

Saturday, Channel 4 HD, 7pm 

Every September, up to 80 polar 
bears gather at Barter Island, Alaska, 
to feed on the carcasses of bowhead 
whales. This has given naturalist 
Todd Atwood a chance to study 
and track two polar bear mothers 
and assess the effect climate change 
is having on their hunting habits. 




Gay & Under Attack: 
Reggie Yates's Extreme UK 

Monday, BBC3 HD, 9pm 

The presenter examines the state 
of the British male, exploring men’s 
views on women, homophobia, 
body image and expressing 
emotion. He also looks at the issues 
facing transgender women and 
gay and bisexual men from the 
black and Asian communities. 



DID YOU KNOW? 

The over-60s are the fastest- 
growing group in Britain's prison 
population. Find out why more 
pensioners are breaking the law 
in the new one-off documentary 
Britain's Oldest Crooks, Thursday 
ITV HD (not Ulster), 9pm 




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Margot had only 
one thing on her 
mind -Will's wallet 





Jeremy came 
prepared with his 
own messenger bag 



Kill the Messenger 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 9.45am & 
lOpm/Sky Premiere+1, 10.45am 5 
11pm ★★★ 

Jeremy Renner is on terrific 
form as an intrepid journalist 
seeking to uncover government 
corruption in this fact-based 
conspiracy thriller, but the rest 
of the movie doesn’t live up to 
his impressive performance. 

Renner nails the dogged 
fearlessness of San Jose Mercury 
News reporter Gary Webb as he 
uncovers evidence of covert 
CIA dealings with drug 
traffickers in the mid-1990s, 
and he is equally good 
at showing Webb s 
vulnerable side when 
he subsequently ™ 

becomes the target of a 
vicious smear campaign. 

But the film never sustains 
the necessary level of tension 
and some of its key scenes ring 
false, which seems more than a 
shame when you are trying to 
tell the tale of a man brought 
down by his devotion to 
the truth. 2014, 15, 112MIN 



Mission: Impossible 
- Rogue Nation 



Sky Store 6 Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★★★★ 

Take a deep breath and hold on 
tight as Tom Cruise is plunged 
into a fifth pounding adventure 
as Ethan Hunt, who is assisted in 
his latest audacious mission by 
Rebecca Ferguson’s enigmatic 
secret agent. 2015, 12, 131 MIN 



The Man from 
U.N.C.L.E. 



Sky Store 6 Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Henry Cavill’s CIA agent 
Napoleon Solo and Armie 
Hammer's KGB operative Iliya 
Kuryakin strike some enjoyable 
sparks in director Guy Ritchie’s 
sparkling reboot of the 1960s 
spy series. 2015,12,116MIN 



his friends on a gag-filled 
quest to save his undersea 
home of Bikini Bottom after 
dastardly pirate Burger 
Beard (played by a wacky, 
non-cartoon Antonio 
Banderas) steals the recipe 
for his town s favourite 
foodstuff - Krabby Patties. 
2015, U, 93MIN 



The SpongeBob 
Movie: Sponge 
Out of Water 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 

11.45am a 6.1 Spm/Sky 
Premiere+1, 12.45am 5 
7.15pm ★★★ 

The second movie spin-off 
from the long-running TV 
cartoon about the ever- 
cheery sponge is 
another deliciously 
goofy, thoroughly 
surreal affair. 

Mixing different 
styles of animation with ^ 

live-action, the film finds ® 

SpongeBob setting off with > 



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This time the duo are in 
Louisiana, creating the usual 
mayhem as they strive to 
rescue a 



Bad Asses 
on the Bayou 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 12m't 
a 3.1 Sam/Sky Premiere+1, 1am 
a 4.1 Sam ★★ 

Geriatric vigilantes Danny 
Trejo and Danny Glover 
return for another tongue- 
in-cheek adventure in the 
direct-to-DVD action 
comedy series - Trejo s third 
outing and Glover s second. 



Trainwreck 



kidnapped bride, 
but the plot definitely takes 
a back seat to the duos self- 
mocking banter. However, 
not only are these 
ageing heroes even 
creakier than Sylvester 
Stallones 
Expendables 
crew, but so are 
their jokes. 2015, 15, 81 MIN 



Sky Store a Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★ ★★ 

American cable TV sketch show 
comedian Amy Schumer wrote 
and stars in a riotously rude 
romcom in which her party 
animal writer lives a life of no 
commitment one-night stands 
before falling for Bill Hader’s 
sports doctor. 2015,15,125MIN 



SpongeBob had 1 
a reputation for ' 
being a soft touch 



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Day-by-day guide p24 
Pay-per-view highlights p27 








Films may be edited for television. The running times given are those of the original cinema releases. 



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Family 




The Polar Express ★★★ 

Saturday, ITV2 HD, 2.25pm/ 
nV2+r, 3.25pm 

This colourful seasonal fantasy looks 
splendid, although the story, in which a 
boy takes a train to meet Santa Claus, is 
a little on the slow side. 2004, U, lOOMIN 




The Five-Year 
Engagement ★★★★ 

Sunday, Channel 4 HD, 11.05pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 12.05am 

Pleasing performances from Jason Segel 
and Emily Blunt make this romcom an 
amiable diversion. 2012, 15, 125MIN 



Dramas 




Cdk6 ★★★★ 

Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 2. 15pm S 
10pm/SkyPremiere+1, 3.15pm S 11pm 

Jennifer Aniston puts in a nicely-judged, 
determinedly unfriendly performance in 
a dark comedy about a woman afflicted 
with chronic pain. 2014, 15, 102MIN 



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^71 ★★★★ 

Sunday, Film4HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm 

Lost and alone in 1970s Belfast, Jack 
O’Connell's teenage British Army 
squaddie is running for his life in a 
compelling tale that evokes the hostile 
atmosphere of the era. 2014, 15, 99MIN 




Cats & Dogs ★★★★ 

Thursday, Boomerang HD, 4.30pm/ 
Boomerang+1, 5.30pm 

The fur flies as felines battle canines in 
a lively comedy that cleverly blends real 
animals with animatronic puppets and 
computer graphics. 2001, PG, 87MIN 




Election ★★★★ 

Monday, Sky Select HD, 8pm 

Perky Reese Witherspoon and mean 
Matthew Broderick prove admirable 
sparring partners in a sparky battle of 
wits set amid a high-school contest for 
student president. 1999,15,103MIN 




The Riot Club -kirk 



Monday, Sky Select HD, 10pm 

The yobbish excesses of Oxford 
University’s Bullingdon Club provide 
the background for this satirical jab 
at the privileged classes starring Sam 
Claflin and Max Irons. 2014, 15, 107MIN 




The Missing ★★★★ 

Tuesday, AMC, 11.05pm 

Obviously inspired by The Searchers, 
director Ron Howard’s brooding Western 
stars Cate Blanchett as a frontierswoman 
whose daughter has been abducted by 
slave traders. 2003, 15, 137MIN 




Miracle on 

34th Street ★★★★ 

Thursday, Sky Christmas HD, 8pm 

It may not have all the charm of the 
1947 original, but this magical fantasy 
starring Richard Attenborough is still 
a seasonal treat. 1994, U, 114MIN 




The SpongeBob Movie: 
Sponge Out of Water kk-k 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 6.15pm/ 
SkyPremiere+1, 7.15pm 

TV’s effervescent animated sponge gets 
a second big-screen caper, a mix of 
cartoon and live action. 2015, U, 93MIN 




Bad Santa kkkk 



Wednesday, Sky Christmas HD, 8pm 

Billy Bob Thornton pulls no punches 
in this Yuletide black comedy about a 
foul-mouthed, hard-drinking conman 
who poses as Santa Claus in order to 
rob his employers. 2003, 15, 91 MIN 




The 40 Year 

Old Virgin ★★★★ 

Thursday, Sky Comedy HD, 8pm 

Steve Carell is a likeable lead in this 
part-raunchy, part-sweet farce about 
a shopworker belatedly trying to 
kick-start his love life. 2005, 15, 116MIN 




How I Live Now kkk 

Tuesday, Film4HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm 

A nuclear attack on London triggers 
an abrupt change of tone in this teen 
romance-cum-survival story, which 
finds Saoirse Ronan’s visiting American 
trying to get home. 2013, 15, 101 MIN 




The Station Agent kkkk 

Wednesday, AMC, 10.10pm 

Game of Thrones’ Peter Dinklage is 
outstanding in this superbly written 
story about a reclusive trainspotter who 
makes unexpected friends when he 
inherits a rail depot. 2003, 15, 90MIN 




Focus ★★★ 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 8pm/ 

Sky Premiere+1, 9pm 

Will Smith’s conman fears he is losing 
his edge when he falls for Margot 
Robbie’s grifter in an enjoyably twisty 
romantic crime caper. 2015, 15, 105MIN 




Kill the Messenger kkk 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 10pm/ 

Sky Premiere+1, 11pm 

Gary Webb, the American reporter who 
uncovered murky CIA dealings, is the 
subject of this real-life story starring 
Jeremy Renner. 2014, 15, 112MIN 



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Fantasy & Sci-Fi 




The Mummy: Tomb of 
the Dragon Emperor ★★★ 

Sunday, ITVHD, 4.30pm/ITV+1, 5.30pm 

Jet Li's 2000-year-old Chinese Emperor 
proves a formidable foe for Brendan 
Fraser’s explorer in this action-packed 
adventure. 2008, 12, 112MIN 




Carry On ScreamingiirTir^^Tir 

Saturday, ITV3 HD, 12.55pm/ 

ITV3+1, 1.55pm 

A ghoulish treat, this stupendous spoof of 
Hammer horrors and Sherlock Holmes 
mysteries stars Kenneth Williams and 
Fenella Fielding. 1966, PG, 96MIN 




star Trek: 

First Contact ★★★★ 



Monday, SyfyHD, 9pm/Syfy+1, 10pm 

One of the finest of all the Star 7re/c films, 
this adventure for the Next Generation 
crew adds a vital human quality to the 
seat-gripping action. 1996, 12, llOMIN 




E.T. The Extra 

Terrestrial ★★★★★ 

Saturday, ITVHD, 3.20pm/ITV+1, 4.20pm 

Mixing excitement and sentiment, 
Steven Spielberg directs the magical 
tale of a young boy who befriends an 
alien stranded on Earth. 1982, U, 114MIN 




Twelve Monkeys ★★★★★ 

Tuesday, Syfy HD, llpm/Syfy+1, 12m't 

With director Terry Gilliam and star 
Bruce Willis at the top of their game, 
this devious time-travel thriller about a 
deadly virus is both relentlessly exciting 
and quietly moving. 1995, 15, 129MIN 




The Rocketeer ★★★★ 

Friday, Film4 HD, 6.50pm/ 

Film4+1, 7.50pm 

Resembling the film serials of the 1930s, 
this brisk adventure stars Bill Campbell 
as a crime-fighter who uses a rocket- 
powered back-pack. 1991, PG, 104MIN 




The Jungle Book ★★★★★ 

Sunday, Channel 4 HD, 5.25pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 6.25pm 

Disney’s jazzed-up version of the Kipling 
story is brimming with marvellous 
characters and swinging songs from 
the Sherman brothers. 1967 U, 78MIN 




star Wars: Episode IV - 
A New Hope ★★★★★ 

Friday, Sky Star Wars HD, 9pm 

George Lucas’s original Star Wars film 
is an exhilarating space adventure and, 
with enhanced special effects, has lost 
none of its appeal. 1977 U, 124MIN 






EDITOR'S CHOICE 



Liam threw a wobbly 
when he didn't get a 
first-class upgrade 



The Constant 
Gardener ★★★★ 

Sunday, nV3 HD, 10pm/ITV3-H, 11pm 

Ralph Fiennes’ shy diplomat probes the 
death of his wife (Rachel Weisz) to reveal 
corporate corruption in a tense take on 
John le Carre’s novel. 2005, 15, 129MIN 



The Dark Knight ★★★★ 

Tuesday, 1TV2 HD, 9pm/ITV2+1, 10pm 

Christian Bale immerses himself in the 
roles of millionaire Bruce Wayne and 
his superhero alter ego in Christopher 
Nolan’s second film in his darker take on 
the Batman franchise. 2008, 12, 152MIN 



premiere 



Non-Stop ★★★★ 

Saturday, Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 

Currently Hollywood’s mature action hero of choice, Liam Neeson plays a whisky- 
soaked air marshal trying to unmask the blackmailer on a flight from New York to 
London who is threatening to kill a passenger every 20 minutes unless $150million 
lands in a secret account. A preposterous but absurdly enjoyable mix of whodunnit, 
ticking-bomb suspense and turbulent action is the result. 2014, 12, 106MIN 



Django Unchained -k-k-k-k 

Sunday, Channel 5 HD, 10pm/ 

Channel 5+1, 11pm 

Jamie Foxx stars in director Quentin 
Tarantino’s typically uncompromising 
Western saga about a freed slave 
seeking to free his wife. 2012, 18, 165MIN 



Mud ★★★★ 

Monday, Film4 HD, 1 0. 50pm/ 

Film4+1, 11.50pm 

Matthew McConaughey plays the title 
character of this atmospheric tale about 
a charismatic outlaw on a quest to win 
back his ex-girlfriend. 2012, 12, 130MIN 



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PHOTOS: ALLSTAR, REX 















FILM TEi^ER Django Unchained star Jamie Foxx won a Best Actor Oscar 




Saturday 



5 December 



Cake 



Sky Premiere HD, 2. 15pm 6 10pm/SkyPremiere+1, 3. 15pm 6 1 1pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



Jennifer Aniston puts in one of the best performances of her career in this 
darkly funny comedy drama, with a resolutely unglamorous portrayal of a 
sharp-tongued, pill popping, depressed lawyer stricken with chronic pain. 
The film doesn’t quite prevent sentiment seeping in before the end, but 
Aniston’s deadpan comic timing as she delivers her bitter put-downs and 
complaints is brilliant from start to finish: the deliciously sour cherry on 
the cake. Also on Sunday -Thursday. 2014, 15, 102MIN 



ANIMATED ADVENTURE 



The Polar Express 

ITV2 HD, 2.2Spm/ITV2+1, 3.25pm ★★★ 
Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

This animated Christmas fantasy was one 
of the first films to utilise motion capture 
technology, wherein the actors, headed 
by Tom Hanks, are recorded and digitised 
on a computer before being used as the 
template for the animators. However, the 
cast's glassy-eyed look is wildly at odds 
with the film's brilliantly imaginative 
winter landscapes and the rollercoaster 
thrills afforded by the Polar Express itself, 
a magical locomotive on a breakneck trip 
to Santa's home. 2004, U, lOOMIN 



SCI-FI ADVENTURE 



E.T. The Extra Terrestrial 

ITVHD, 3.20pm/ 

ITV+1, 4.20pm ★★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

Steven Spielberg's sci-fi fantasy about 
the friendship between a 10-year-old 
boy (Henry Thomas) and a stranded alien 
creature still packs a terrific emotional 
punch. Some of this can be explained 
by the film's mythical overtones and ET's 
appealing presence, whether raiding 
the family fridge or trotting off to go 
trick-or-treating, but mostly it is down 
to Spielberg's ability to tap into a child's 
sense of wonder. 1982, U,114MIN 



HISTORICAL DRAMA 



Glory 

BBC2HD, 10.4Spm 

(11.45pm, Scotland) ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 9 %% 

Morgan Freeman has said that this 
stunning period drama is one of the films 
of which he is most proud. Although it 
sets out to reveal a little known footnote 
of the American Civil War - to wit, the 
role played by the first ever regiment 
of black soldiers in the conflict - it is far 
from a dry or worthy history lesson. It is 
a powerful and exciting slice of action, 
capped by an Oscar-winning turn from 
Denzel Washington. 1989,15,122MIN 

ALSO ON SATURDAY 

Carry On Screaming 

ITV3HD, 12.55pm ★★★★★ 

Kenneth Williams is Trying tonight!' 

Saboteur 

BBC2 HD, 2. 15pm ★★★★ 

Hitchcock goes to war 

It's a Wonderful Life 

More4 HD, 2.40pm ★★★★★ 

James Stewart has friends in high places. 

King Solomon's Mines 

KM HD, 3pm ★★★★ 

Stewart Granger is looking Haggard. 

Non-Stop 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Things are up in the air for Liam Neeson. 



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Django Unchained 



Channel 5 HD, lOpm/Channel 5+1, 11pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

Quentin Tarantino’s blaxploitation Western is an audacious and bloodily 
violent revenge fantasy. Jamie Foxx plays a whip -scarred slave who is saved 
from a Deep South chain gang by Christoph Waltz’s dapper bounty hunter, 
who in turn agrees to help him rescue his enslaved wife (Kerry Washington) 
from Leonardo DiCaprio’s sadistic Mississippi plantation owner. The film 
has its flaws, but it tackles the barbarity of slavery with a deadly moral 
seriousness, and the best sequences are simply dazzling. 2012, 18, 165MIN 



ANIMATED ADVENTURE 



The Jungle Book 

Channel 4, 5.25pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 6.25pm ★★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 

This was the last of Disney's feature- 
length animated movies to be overseen 
by Uncle Walt himself, and was released 
in cinemas only a few months after his 
death in 1966. Disney dispensed with 
Rudyard Kipling's original story almost 
entirely and transformed the tale of an 
Indian boy raised by wolves into a 
delightful musical extravaganza, thus 
crafting one of the studio's most loved 
films of all time. 1967, U, 78MIN 



CRIME DRAMA 



Easy Money 

BBC4, 10pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

PREMIERE A terrifically gripping Swedish 
crime thriller starring Joel Kinnaman, 
from the US remake of The Killing and 
star of the recent RoboCop remake. He 
plays an ambitious but hard-up business 
student who secretly moonlights as an 
illegal taxi driver to fund his swanky 
lifestyle among his rich university peers. 
But his desire to impress the daughter 
of a wealthy family gets him sucked 
ever deeper into Stockholm's seamy 
underworld. Subtitled. 2011, 15, 125MIN 



ROMANTIC COMEDY 



The Five-Year Engagement 

Channel4HD, 11.05pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 12.05am ★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language 

Emily Blunt and Jason Segel make an 
engaging couple in a gently offbeat 
romantic comedy that kicks off at the 
point where most romcoms end. Segel's 
chef proposes to his girlfriend (Blunt), 
but before they can walk down the aisle, 
fate throws a series of obstacles in their 
path... The film sometimes takes its title 
too literally - it is overly long - but Blunt 
is adorable and Segel's laidback charm 
proves winning, too. 2012, 15, 125MIN 

ALSO ON SUNDAY 

The Mummy: Tomb of Dragon Emperor 
ITVHD, 4.30pm ★★★ 

Brendan Fraser has a China crisis. 



The Nutty Professor 

Christmas Gold, 8.25pm ★★★★ 

Jerry Lewis gets Loved up. 

'71 

Film4HD,^m ★★★★ 

Show Jack O'Connell the way to go home. 

The Constant Gardener 

ITV3HD, 10pm ★★★★ 

Ralph Fiennes uncovers a conspiracy. 

Brooklyn's Finest 

BBC2HD, 11pm (England only) ★★★ 

One night on the beat. 



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Star Trek: First Contact 



SyfyHD, 9pm/Syfy+1, tOpm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



Directed by actor Jonathan brakes, the eighth big-screen Star Trek outing 
is one of the best in the series, pitting Patrick Stewart’s Picard and the Next 
Generation crew of the newly commissioned USS Enterprise against the 
fascistic Borg in a hugely enjoyable adventure that spans both time and 
space. The scenes within the Borg hive are as scary as anything in the Alien 
movies and the film gets an unexpected erotic jolt with the introduction of 
Alice Krige as the Borg queen. 1996, 12, llOMIN 



ROMANTIC COMEDY 



Jerry Maguire 

Sky Greats HD, 8pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

Writer-director Cameron Crowe elicits 
one of Tom Cruise’s finest performances 
in this Oscar-winning romantic comedy. 
Cruise plays a struggling sports agent 
who gets the sack and is forced to go into 
business for himself with only a mouthy 
American football star (Oscar-winner 
Cuba Gooding Jr) on his books. Crowe 
also transforms Renee Zellweger from a 
then promising supporting actress, in 
films such as Empire Records, into a fully- 
fledged leading lady. 1996, 15, 139MIN 



DRAMA 



The Riot Club 

Sky Select HD, 10pm ★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

By turns repellent and seductive, this 
satirical swipe at Oxford University’s 
Bullingdon Club, the elite dining clique 
whose restaurant-trashing excesses have 
made it a byword for toffish yobbery 
doesn’t stint on the debauchery. But 
when you have such floppy-haired hunks 
as Max Irons, Sam Claflin and Douglas 
Booth behaving badly the film can’t help 
but give the decadence a touch of 
glamour as they swank around Oxford’s 
dreaming spires. 2014, 15, 107MIN 



DRAMA 



Mud 

Film4HD, 10.50pm/ 

Film4+1, 11.50pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 

Matthew McConaughey delivers a 
charismatic turn in a beguiling adventure 
set in the Mississippi Delta, playing a 
tale-spinning outlaw who draws an 
idealistic teenage boy into his quest 
to be reunited with his one true love. 
McConaughey’s grizzled fugitive makes a 
compelling figure, but equally impressive 
are Tye Sheridan’s teenager and Reese 
Witherspoon as McConaughey’s flighty 
former lover. 2012, 12, BOM IN 

ALSO ON MONDAY 

Surf’s Up 

Sky Family HD, 6.20pm ★★★★ 

Penguins get on board. 

Noah 

SkyAction/AdventureHD, 6.30pm ★★★★ 

Russell Crowe goes boating. 

Election 

Sky Select HD, 8pm ★★★★ 

The votes are in for Reese Witherspoon. 

The Green Mile 

Sky Crime S Thriller HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Does Tom Hanks hold the key? 

Scarface 

SkySelectHD, 11.50pm ★★★★ 

Al Pacino is a star of Miami vice. 



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How I Live Now 



Film4HD,9pm/Film4+1, 10pm ★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

This adaptation of Meg RosofP s best-selling young adult novel goes from 
soppy teen romance to gritty survival thriller, a wild mood swing that 
requires a terrific lead performance by Saoirse Ronan to pull off on screen. 
Ronan’s prickly visiting American teenager, Daisy, falls for her English 
cousin (George MacKay) when their rural idyll is shattered by a nuclear 
attack on London. Soldiers arrive, the cousins are separated and Daisy has 
to set out on a perilous cross-country trek to get home. 2013, 15, 101 MIN 



SCI-FI THRILLER 



The Matrix 

Sky Sci-Fi 6 Horror HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

The first of the Matrix trilogy is also 
easily the best. Black-clad Keanu 
Reeves is super-cool as Neo, the 
potential saviour of the world from the 
machines that have enslaved mankind 
in a state of virtual reality. Moving with 
the dream logic of a computer game, 
the flashy visuals and state-of-the-art 
special effects in this brain-bombing 
sci-fi adventure are a splendid diversion 
from any occasional deficiencies in the 
screenplay. 1999,15,136MIN 



■ dance DRAMA 




step Up: All In 

Sky Family HD, 9.50pm 


★★★ 


Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



The dance routines still have plenty 
of zip, but when it comes to pacy 
storytelling the Step Up series is starting 
to flag as the characters from the first 
three sequels are pitted against one 
another for a high-stakes TV 
competition in Las Vegas. The film tries 
to generate romantic sparks between 
Step Up 4’s Ryan Guzman and Step Up 
2’s Briana Evigan, but things only truly 
heat up for the frenetic dance-off climax 
at Caesars Palace. 2014, PG, 112MIN 



WESTERN 



The Missing 

me, ll.OSpm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 

Director Ron Howard seems to be 
aiming for the same sort of resonance 
as the 1956 classic The Searchers with 
this brooding Gothic Western, and he 
makes a brave stab at it, even if the film 
doesn’t quite reach those peaks. Cate 
Blanchett plays a frontierswoman forced 
into an uneasy alliance with her 
estranged father (Tommy Lee Jones at 
his most grizzled) in order to find her 
daughter, who has been abducted by 
slave traders. 2003,15,137MIN 

ALSO ON TUESDAY 

Secret Window 

AMC, 7pm ★★★ 

The writing’s on the wall for Johnny Depp. 

The Dark Knight 

ITV2HD,9pm ★★★★ 

Heath Ledger plays the Joker. 

Mr & Mrs Smith 

5^, 10pm ★★★ 

Brad and Angelina are best of enemies. 

Twelve Monkeys 

SyfyHD, 11pm ★★★★★ 

Bruce Willis is out of time. 



Ghosts of Mars 

Sony Movies, 11.10pm ★★★ 

Life and death on the Red Planet. 



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The Station Agent 

me, ro.ropm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



While Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage might be the antithesis of the 
typical Hollywood leading man, he carries this gentle small-town drama with 
quiet authority and an abundance of charm. He plays a reclusive railway 
enthusiast who is forced to reconsider his withdrawal from the world when 
he moves into a rundown station house in rural New Jersey. Bobby Cannavale, 
Patricia Clarkson and Michelle Williams all shine as the newfound friends 
who chip away at his bitterness to reveal the man beneath. 2003, 15, 90MIN 



BLACK COMEDY 



Bad Santa 

Sky Christmas HD, 8pm ★★★★ 
Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 

There is no finer way to vent your inner 
Scrooge than with this scandalously 
funny Yuletide comedy It presents 
Billy Bob Thornton as a drunken, 
foul-mouthed misanthrope who poses 
as a department store Santa in order to 
rob the shop on Christmas Eve, with the 
help of his equally amoral, elf-sized 
sidekick (Tony Cox). All sense of political 
correctness evaporates within seconds 
as the film gleefully sets out to offend 
just about everybody 2003, 15, 91 MIN 



THRILLER 



Blackhat 

Sky Crime 6 Thriller HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language • •• 

Once you have accepted Thor star Chris 
Hemsworth as a computer hacker rather 
than a superhero, director Michael 
Mann's stylish cyber thriller will soon have 
you gripped and intrigued. Hemsworth's 
convicted hacker becomes a player in 
the film's labyrinthine plot after being 
temporarily sprung from prison to join a 
joint Chinese-US task force that is striving 
to catch the computer terrorist who has 
sabotaged a nuclear reactor in Hong 
Kong. 2015,15,133MIN 



SCI-FI ADVENTURE 



Jupiter Ascending 

Sky Sci-Fi 6 Horror HD, 9pm ★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language %%% 

This sci-fi adventure is a cosmic misfire: 
spectacular to look at but spectacularly 
silly, especially when stars Mila Kunis 
and Channing Tatum are taking stabs 
at the ridiculous dialogue. Kunis is the 
eponymous Jupiter, a cleaner in 
present-day Chicago who learns she 
is actually space royalty after Tatum's 
pointy-eared space soldier rescues her 
from space assassins. The batty plot 
tries to smother what kitsch pleasures 
it has to offer. 2015, 12, 127MIN 

ALSO ON WEDNESDAY 

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 

Sky Comedy HD, 6.20pm ★★★★ 

Nia Vardalos is otherwise engaged. 

Quartet 

BBC4HD,9pm ★★★★ 

The show must go on. 

Sleepless in Seattle 

Sky Christmas HD, 9.45pm ★★★★★ 

It's a new dawn for Tom and Meg. 

Escape from Alcatraz 

Film4HD, 1 1.10pm ★★★★ 

Clint Eastwood has a getaway plan... 

The Outlaw Josey Wales 

Sky Action/Adventure HD, 12m't ★★★★★ 

...and rides straight into trouble. 



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SEASONAL DRAMA 



Miracle on 34th Street 



Sky Christmas HD, 8pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



While it doesn’t quite capture the magic of the classic 1947 seasonal fantasy 
starring Edmund Gwenn, this update is certainly an improvement on the 
1973 made-for-TV version. Richard Attenborough is perfectly cast as the 
department store Santa who is forced to go on trial to prove his sanity when 
he claims to be the real Father Christmas. The appealing Mara Wilson, who 
will be familiar from Mrs Doubtfire and Matilda, takes the role played by 
Natalie Wood in the original. 1994, U, 114MIN 



FANTASY COMEDY 



Cats & Dogs 

Boomerang HD, 4. 30pm/ 

Boomerang+1, 5.30pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 

There is an international conspiracy by 
the cats of the world to discredit dogs 
and replace them in the affections of 
pet owners, and it is up to one clumsy 
suburban pup to stop them. The story 
is very, very silly, but also fast, funny 
and imaginative. It is all aimed fairly 
and squarely at a pre-teen audience, 
although adults should be kept amused 
by the clever special effects and James 
Bond-style spoofery. 2001, PG, 87MIN 



COMEDY 



The 40 Year Old Virgin 

Sky Comedy HD, 8pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

Following his success in the US version 
of The Office, Steve Carell consolidated 
his position as one of America's 
most likeable comedy actors as a 
fortysomething belatedly seeking to 
divest himself of his virginity. The film 
provides much amusement at the 
expense of preening masculine sexuality 
and laddish courtship rituals but, 
beneath all the raunchy gags, it also 
has something sensitive to say about the 
fragility of the male ego. 2005,15,116MIN 



ROMANTIC COMEDY 



Pretty Woman 

Sky Greats HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language 

Originally entitled $3000, this 
smash-hit romcom began life as a far 
darker and more cynical take on the 
prostitution business before director 
Garry Marshall hopped on board and 
gave the script a Cinderella makeover. 
With its Hollywood hooker meets 
millionaire wheeler-dealer storyline, the 
film established Julia Roberts as a bona 
fide movie star and also helped to 
resurrect the then stalled career 
of Richard Gere. 1990, 15, 117MIN 

ALSO ON THURSDAY 

Single White Female 

More>Movies (Movie Mix), 9pm ★ ★ ★ 

Bridget and Jennifer share and share alike. 

The Chronicles of Riddick 
ITV4HD, 10pm ★★★ 

Vin Diesel guards the galaxy. 

Trading Places 

Sky Christmas HD, 10pm ★★★★★ 

Eddie and Dan reverse their roles. 

Blitz 

Spike, 11.20pm ★★★ 

Jason Statham is no Dixon of Dock Green. 

Love & Other Drugs 

Film4HD, 11.25pm ★★★ 

Jake and Anne are addicted to each other. 



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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 

Sky Star Wars HD, 9pm ★★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 



Sky Movies temporarily launches the Star Wars channel in preparation for 
the new film, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, which is released in 
cinemas on Thursday, 17 December. Here, the re-christened first Star Wars 
movie looks and sounds even better than it did when it was first released back 
in 1977, thanks to some enhanced special effects, but it is amazing how well 
the film’s matinee thrills and innocent romance compare with today’s more 
technically advanced sci-fi epics. See feature, page 4. 1977, U, 124MIN 



THRILLER 



Felony 

Sky Crime 6 Thriller HD, 5. 10pm ★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language 



ACTION DRAMA 



300 

ITVHD, 10.40pm/ITV+1, 1 1.40pm iriririr 

Sex Violence ••• Language ••• 



A road accident puts three Australian 
cops on a collision course in this 
gripping psychological thriller written by 
and co-starring Joel Edgerton. He plays 
a police officer who fails to own up to 
knocking a boy off his bike in his car 
after boozily celebrating a successful 
drugs bust. Tom Wilkinson plays the 
veteran detective whose instinct is to 
cover up the crime, while Jai Courtney is 
the rookie cop determined to get to the 
truth. 2013, 15, 101 MIN 



FANTASY ADVENTURE 



The Rocketeer 

Film4HD, 6.50pm/Film4+1, ZSOpm^^^ 

Sex Violence Language 

Despite failing to find an audience when 
first released, this loving adaptation of 
Dave Stevens’ classic cult comic book is 
a treat for adults and kids alike. The tale 
of a plucky stunt pilot (Bill Campbell) 
who discovers a prototype rocket pack 
and transforms himself into a costumed 
crimefighter offers a near perfect 
mixture of thrills, comedy and romance. 
Terry O’Quinn plays aviation pioneer 
Howard Hughes while Timothy Dalton 
plays a Nazi villain. 1991, PG, 104MIN 



This thundering screen version of Frank 
Miller’s cult comic book is brought to 
eye-popping life utilising the same blend 
of live action and CGI animation as the 
earlier adaptation of Miller’s Sin City. It is 
essentially little more than a restaging of 
the Battle of Thermopylae in 480BC, as 
King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 
Spartan warriors stand their ground 
against the entire might of the invading 
Persian army of Xerxes (Rodrigo 
Santoro). 2006,15,117MIN 



ALSO ON FRIDAY 

SpongeBob: Sponge Out of Water 
Sky Premiere HD, 6.15pm ★★★ 

There’s something amiss in Bikini Bottom. 

Star Wars III - Revenge of the Sith 
Sky Star Wars HD, 6.30pm ★★★★ 

Is there a fate worse than Darth? 



Focus 

Sky Premiere HD, 8pm ★★★ 

Will Smith is king con. See review, page 20. 

Kill the Messenger 

Sky Premiere HD, 10pm ★★★ 

Jeremy Renner is persona non grata. 

Misery 

Sky Crime/Thriller HD, 10.50pm ★★★★ 

Kathy has James on the rack. 



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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation 

Sky Store 5 Virgin Movies from Monday ★ ★ ★ ★ 



Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 

Tom Cruise’s fifth outing as daredevil spy Ethan 
Hunt delivers another hugely entertaining round 
of white-knuckle thrills teetering on the edge of 
absurdity. With Alec Baldwin’s testy CIA chief 
striving to disband the IMF, Hunt is on the trail 
of a shadowy organisation of renegade spies, 
aided by Simon Pegg’s bungling sidekick Benji 
and by Rebecca Ferguson’s lithe and mysterious 
femme fatale Ilsa Faust. 2015, 12, 131 MIN 



The pick of 
the week on 
Sky Store and 
Virgin Movies 

Ant-Man 

Possessing a special suit that 
enables the wearer to shrink 
to the size of an ant seems a 
comically puny superpower 
to give a hero, yet Paul Rudd's 
miniscule Ant-Man punches well 
above his weight - and so does 
this engaging Marvel Comics 
adventure. The film makes the 
most of the humour inherent in 
the scenario, although the plot is 
standard action fare. ( 12, 117min) 

Inside Out 

Pixar's best film since Toy Story 3 
and Up finds five personified 
emotions - Joy, Fear, Anger, 
Disgust and Sadness - living 
inside an 11-year-old girl’s 
head, guiding her feelings and 
processing her new memories. 
The film works as an engaging 
adventure, packed with colour 
and incident, while also cleverly 
and humorously mapping out the 
workings of the brain. (U, 102min) 

Listen to Me Marlon 

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A riveting documentary delving 
into the personal archive of 
Hollywood legend Marlon 
Brando to create what amounts 
to a posthumous self-portrait. 
Through snippets of several 
hundred hours of audio 
recordings made by Brando 
before his death in 2004, we 
gain an insight into his amazing 
life and career. (15, 102min) 

Love & Mercy 



This superb biopic of Brian 
Wilson, the troubled musical 
genius behind 1960s pop icons 
The Beach Boys, casts two very 
different actors to play its 
protagonist at two stages of 
his life. Paul Dano is the young 
Brian of the 1960s, pushing the 
envelope of pop music, while 
John Cusack plays the damaged 
1980s version, his mental health 
wrecked by drugs and nervous 
breakdowns. (12, 121 min) 

The Man from 
U.NX.LE. 



PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin 
Movies from Mon) Guy Ritchie 
gives the iconic 1960s TV series 
a slick and stylish reboot, 
delivering a deliciously old- 
fashioned romp, a breezy mix of 
spy caper and buddy movie. Set 
in 1963 against a backdrop of 
Cold War suspicion and jet-set 
cool, the film finds the 
mismatched espionage duo - 
suave CIA operative Napoleon 
Solo (Henry Cavill) and scowling 



KGB agent Iliya Kuryakin (Armie 
Hammer) - reluctantly joining 
forces to thwart an international 
gang of nuclear-bomb wielding 
baddies. (12, 116min) 

Minions 



Gru'szany, goggle-wearing, 
yellow sidekicks in the Despicable 
Me movies get their own 
animated adventure and prove 
just as kookily cute and funny as 
on their previous outings. Here, 
the blindly-devoted lackeys latch 
on to baddie Scarlet Overkill 
(voiced by Sandra Bullock), who 
takes a trio of plucky Minions to 
Swinging Sixties London to steal 
the Queen's crown. (U, 91 min) 

Mission: Impossible - 
Rogue Nation 

PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin 
Movies from Mon) See review, 
above. (12,131 min) 

Pixels 



PREMIERE (Sky stores Virgin 
Movies from Mon) Adam 
Sandler's former teenage 
arcade video game champ has 
to dust off his old skills in this 
lame sci-fi action comedy when 
an extraterrestrial force invades 
Earth in the form of classic 
1980s games, such as Pac-Man, 
Space Invaders and Donkey 
Kong. The action has a fair 
amount of zip but the comedy 
scenes are a flop. ( 12, 106min) 



Southpaw 



Jake Gyllenhaal, pumped up and 
fighting fit, oozes blood, sweat 
and tears with conviction as a 
boxing champion whose life is left 
in ruins following a shock incident. 
This timeworn melodrama 
pummels us into submission with 
brutal action inside the ring and, 
unfortunately, relentless cliches 
everywhere else. ( 15, 124 min) 

Ted 2 



The inevitable sequel to 2012's 
shamelessly rude buddy 
comedy about a Boston slacker 
and his living teddy bear chum 
has enough puerile fun to keep 
fans of the first film satisfied. 
MarkWahIberg is back as stoner 
John and Seth MacFarlane 
again voices stuffed bear Ted, 
who finds himself caught up in 
a legal wrangle. ( 15, 116min) 

Trainwreck 

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PREMIERE (Sky stores Virgin 
Movies from Mon) As writer and 
star of this raunchy romcom, 
American comedian Amy 
Schumer unleashes the drunken 
slut persona - a hard-partying 
New York singleton - from her 
cable TV comedy sketch series 
Inside Amy Schumer. Director 
Judd Apatow steers the film into 
familiar territory, but Schumer's 
taboo-busting japes still create 
quite a frisson. (15, 125min) 



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A coveted place in the third round 
of the FA Cup and the opportunity 
to tackle Premier League opposition 
awaits a host of lower-league 
hopefuls this weekend. 



BT Sport’s coverage begins with 
Sunday’s clash between Lancashire 
rivals Rochdale and Bury (kick-off 
12noon) who registered impressive 
wins against fellow League One 
teams - Swindon Town and Wigan 
Athletic respectively - in round one. 

The teams’ last two meetings, 
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been 0-0 stalemates, but after their 
impressive start to the season 
Bury will be the slight favourites. 

On Monday, non-league Grimsby 
Town host League One’s Shrewsbury 
Town (kick-off 7.45pm), looking for 
more goals from Padraig Amond 
who has already scored four times in 
Grimsby’s Cup campaign this season. 



Australia V 
West Indies 

From Wednesday, Sky Sports 2 
HD, play starts 12m't 

The West Indies arrive 
Down Under for a three- 
Test series, beginning at the 
BeUerive Oval in Hobart. 
Captain Jason Holder and 
his team will be seeking 
their first win in a Test 
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1997 and their first against 
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The Windies, who’ve 
continued to omit the likes 
of Chris Gayle from the 
squad, enter the series on 
the back of a 2-0 loss to 
Sri Lanka in October. 




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World Cup Skiing 

Sunday, Eurosport 1 HD 

A serious knee injury suffered 
by Austria’s two-time defending 
overall champion Anna 
Fenninger just before the 
start of the season means the 
women’s competition is wide 
open this year. 

That’s good news for 
American rivals Lindsey Vonn, 
herself returning from injury, 
and Mikaela Shiffrin, who was 
second in the grand slalom at 
Solden in the first event of the 
season. This weekend’s action 
comes from Lake Louise in 
Canada with downhill and 
super-G race action. 




POOL 



Mosconi Cup 

From Monday, Sky Sports 2 HD; 
Tuesday-Thursday, 

Sky Sports 1 HD, 7pm 

Any contest between 
Europe and the USA gets 
the crowds cheering, and 
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year’s Mosconi Cup, which 
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Arizona Cardinals v 
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Tue 2.30am BTSport/ESPN HD 
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Wed 12m'tBTSport/ESPNHD 
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Wed 2am BTSport/ESPN HD 
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Thu 1amBTSport2HD 
LIVE Iowa State Cyclones v 
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Thu 2.30am BT Sport 1 
LIVE San Antonio Spurs v 
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Fri 2.30am BT Sport 1 HD 



Fighter 22 Finale 

Fri 1am B 3am BT Sport 2 HD 

Coverage from Las Vegas. 



CRICKET 



LIVE India v South Africa: 
Fourth Test 

Sat B Sun Gam SS2 HD; Sat 
3.50am SS2 HD; Sun 3.50am 
SSI HD; Mon Gam SSI HD 
From Delhi. Highlights: Sat 5pm 
SS3HD; Sun 2pm SS2 HD; 
Mon 6pm SS2 HD. 

LIVE The Unlimited 
Titans v VKB Knights 
Sun 10am Sky Sports 5 HD 
Coverage from Benoni. 
LIVEbizhubHighveld 
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Warriors 

Sun 2pm Sky Sports 5 HD 

T20 match. Highlights: 11pm 
SS5 HD. 

LIVE Ram Slam T20 

Wed4pmSS2HD 
Semi-final coverage. 

LIVE New Zealand V 
Sri Lanka: First Test 
Wed-Fri9.30pm 
SS2 HD, 9.30pm B 
11.30pm SS3 HD 
From Dunedin. Highlights: 
Thu 8.30pm SS2 HD; 

Fri 7.30pm SS3 HD. 



LIVE Australia v 
West Indies: First Test 
Wed-Fri 11.30pm; Thu Gam SS2HD 

From Hobart. Highlights: Thu 7.30pm 
SS2 HD; Fri 8.30pm SS3HD. 



CYCLING 



Revolution Series 
Sun 4pm Euro2 HD 



EQUESTRIAN 



European Masters 
Sat 10pm Eurol HD 
Spruce Meadows Masters 
Wed 9.1 5pm Eurol 



FENCING 



Grand Prix Series 
Mon 11.30pm Euro2 HD 



GOLF 



LIVE Nedbank Challenge 

Sat B Sun Sam SS4HD 
Coverage from Sun City. Highlights: 
Sat & Sun 4pm SS4HD;Wed 
9.50pm Eurol. 

PGA Championship 

Sat B Sun 3pm SS4HD 
Action from Queensland. 

LIVE Hero World Challenge 
Sat B Sun 5pm SS4HD 
Coverage from the Bahamas. 
Highlights: Mon 8am SS4 HD. 
Trilby Tour 
MonGpmSS4HD 
International Grand Final. 

Ho Tram Open 
Mon 11.30pm SS4 HD 
LIVE Dubai Ladies Masters 
Wed-Fri 8.30am SS4 HD 
From the UAE. Highlights: Wed 6pm 
SS4HD;Thu&Fri9pm SS4HD. 
Thailand Championship 
ThuBFri10pmSS5HD 



GREYHOUND RACING 



LIVE ECC Timber Oaks 
and Laurels 

Wed7pmSS3 

Coverage from Manchester. 



HOCKEY 



LIVE Hero World League 

Sat 1pm B 3.15pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Men's action. 

LIVE New Zealand V 
South Korea 
Sat 5. 15pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's action in Argentina. 

LIVE Netherlands v Germany 
Sat 7.30pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's action in Argentina. 

LIVE Australia v China 
Sat 9.45pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's action in Argentina. 

LIVE Argentina v Great Britain 
Sat 12m'tBTSport2HD 
Women's action in Argentina. 

LIVE Hero World League 
Sun 3pm BT Sport 2 HD 
The men's final from Raipur, India. 
Highlights: Mon 5pm BT Sport 2 HD. 
LIVE Germany v South Korea 
Sun 5. 15pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's clash in Argentina. 

LIVE New Zealand V 
Netherlands 
Sun 7.30pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's clash in Argentina. 

LIVE China v Great Britain 
Sun 9.45pm BT Sport 2 HD 
Women's clash. 



LIVE Argentina v Australia 
Sun 12m'tBT Sport 2 HD 
Women's clash in Argentina. 

LIVE Australia v Great Britain 
Tue 5.1 5pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Women's clash. 

LIVE China v Argentina 
Tue 7.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Women's clash. 

LIVE Germany v New Zealand 
Tue 9.45pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Women's clash. 

LIVE Netherlands V 
South Korea 
Tue 12m'tBT Sport 1 HD 
Women's clash. 

LIVE Hero World League 
Thu 4.30pm, 7pm, 9.30pm B 
12m'tBT Sport 1 HD 
Women's quarter-finals. 



HORSE RACING 



LIVE C4 Racing 

Sat 1.25pm C4 HD 

From Sandown Park & Aintree. 



ICE SKATING 



LIVE Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final 

Thu G.45pm B 8.30pm Euro2 HD, Fri 
Gpm, 7. 15pm B 8.45pm Eurol HD 

Coverage from Barcelona. 

Highlights: 7.30pm Euro2 HD. 



MOTORCYCLING 



Macau Grand Prix 
Sat 1 1. 30am Euro2 HD 
FIMEnduro World 
Championship 
Fri 7.30am BT Sport 1 HD 



MOTORSPORT 



MotorsportUK 

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LIVE Formula Snow 
Sat 4pm Motors TV 
Snowmobile race in Hinterglemm. 
LIVE Trophee Andros 
Sat 7pm; Sun 3.35pm 
Motors TV 

Coverage from Val Thorens. 

LIVE V8 Supercars 

Sat 4.30am BT Sport 2 HD 
Coates Hire Sydney 500. As-live 
action: Sun 1pm Motors TV. 

Putrajaya ePrix 
Mon 2pm Euro2 HD 
World Rallycross: Round 13 
Mon 3pm Euro2 HD 
FIA World Touring Car 
Tue 11. 15pm Eurol HD 
Isle of Man TT 
Wed2pmEuro2HD 
Cup of Nations 
Wed Gpm Euro2 HD 
Race of Champions 
Wed7pmEuro2HD 



POOL 



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Mon7pmSS2HD; 
Tue-Thu7pmSS1 HD 

Action from Las Vegas. 



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LIVE Dubai Sevens 
SatGamSS3HD 
LIVE Glasgow 
Warriors V Leinster 
Sat 2.45pm SSI HD 
(kick-off3pm) 

Coverage from Scotstoun. 



LIVE Bath V 
Northampton Saints 
Sat 3pm BT Sport 1 HD BBT Sport 
Europe HD (kick-off 3. 15pm) 

From The Recreation Ground. 
Highlights: Sun 9.30am 
BT Sport 1 HD. 

LIVE Wasps V Exeter Chiefs 
Sat 5.1 5pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 5.30pm) 

From Coventry. Highlights: Sun 
10.30am BT Sport 1 HD. 

LIVE Toulouse v Oyonnax 
Sat 7.40pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
From Stade Ernest Wallon. 

LIVE Newcastle Falcons v 
Saracens 

Sun 2pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off3pm) 

From Kingston Park. 

LIVE Newport Gwent 
Dragons V Munster 
Sun 2.1 5pm S4C 
PR012clash at Rodney Parade. 
Scrum V Sunday 
Sun Gpm BBC2 (Wales) 
Premiership Highlights 
Sun8pmlTV4, lO.SOpmITVHD 
LIVE Oxford University v 
Cambridge University 
Thu 11.25am BBC Red Button 1 
(kick-off 11.30am) 

Women's Varsity Match. 

LIVE Oxford University v 
Cambridge University 
Thu2pmBBC2HD 
(kick-off2.30pm) 

Varisty Match at Twickenham. 

LIVE Worcester 
Warriors v Gloucester 
Thu 7pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

Pool Four clash. 

LIVE Ulster v Toulouse 
Fri 7pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

From Kingspan Stadium. 



SKIING 



LIVE Nordic Combined 

Sat 7.45am Eurol 
Men's HS138 ski jump. 

LIVE Cross-Country 
Sat 9am B 10am Eurol HD 
Skiathlon in Lillehammer. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Sat 1 1.30am B 2pm Eurol HD 
Sprint races from Ostersund. 

LIVE Nordic Combined 
Sat 1pm Eurol 
10km Gundersen event. 

LIVE Ski Jumping 
Sat 3.45pm; Sun 1.45pm Eurol HD 
HS138 jump in Lillehammer 
LIVE Alpine 
Sat 5.30pm Eurol HD 
Men's super-G race. 

LIVE Nordic Combined 
Sun 7.45am Eurol 
HS138 ski jump in Lillehammer. 
LIVE Cross-Country 
Sun 9am Eurol HD 
Women's 4x5 km relay race. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Sun 10am Eurol HD 
Men's pursuit from Ostersund. 

LIVE Cross-Country 
Sun 10.45am Eurol HD 
Men's 4x7.5km relay race. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Sun 12.30pm Eurol HD 
Women's pursuit from Ostersund. 




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BADMINTON 



LIVE Loughborough 
Sport V Team Derby 
Mon 7.30pm SS3 HD 

From Sir David Wallace Arena. 
Highlights: 12m'tSS5 HD. 



BASKETBALL 



BOXING 



LIVE Lenny Dawsv 
Ruben Nieto 

Sat 10.30pm Channel 5 HD 

European super lightweight title. 



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Sun l.lSpmEurol 
10km Gundersen event. 

LIVE Alpine 

Sun 4.30pm 5 7.30pm Eurol HD 
Men's giant slalom race. 

LIVE Alpine 
Sun 5.45pm Eurol HD 
Women's super-G race. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Fri 10.1 Sam Eurol HD 
Women's sprint race in Austria. 
LIVE Freestyle 
Fri 12noon Eurol HD 
Skicross events in France. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Fri 1.1 5pm Eurol HD 
Men's sprint race from Austria. 

Ski Jumping 
Fri 3pm Eurol HD 
Men's HS134 qualifier in Russia. 



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Sat 12.30pm Euro2 HD, 
IpmBBCI HD, 4.30pm BBC2 
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Coverage from York. 

LIVE UK Championship 

Sun 12.30pm Euro2 HD, 1pm 
BBC2HD, 6.45pmEuro2HD5 
7pmBBC2HD 
Coverage from York. 

LIVE Gibraltar Open 
Fri 8. 30 am 5 4pm Euro2 HD 
European Tour event. 



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LIVE PSA Hong Kong Open 

Sat 7am BT Sport 2 HD; Sun 
7am BT Sport 1 

Coverage from Hong Kong. 



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LIVE Wheelchair Tennis 
Sat 11am; Sun 12noon 
BBC Red Button 1 
Coverage from London. 

LIVE Japan Warriors v 
Singapore Stammers and 
UAE Royals v Philippine 
Mavericks 
Sun8amSS3HD 
Coverage from Manila. 

LIVE Indian Aces V UAE 
Royals and Japan Warriors v 
Philippine Mavericks 
Mon8amSS2HD 
Coverage from Manila. 

LIVE Singapore Stammers v 
UAE Royals and Indian Aces 
V Philippine Mavericks 
Tue8amSS2HD 
Coverage from Manila. 

Belgium v Great Britain 
Tue 8.30am Eurol HD 
LIVE Japan Warriors v UAE 
Royals and Philippine 
Mavericks v Indian Aces 
Thu 10.30am SSI HD 
Coverage from New Delhi. 

LIVE Philippine 
Mavericks v Singapore 
Stammers and Japan 
Warriors v Indian Aces 
Fri 10.30am SSI HD 
Coverage from New Delhi. 



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Mon 1amSS3HD 

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The Australian League match. 

LIVE Western Sydney 
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8.30am BT Sport/ESPN HD 

The Australian League match. 

Bundesliga highlights 
8.40am rrV4 HD 
LIVE Dundee v Aberdeen 

12noon Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 12.30pm) 

The Scottish Premiership fixture 
at Dens Park. 

Soccer Saturday 
12noon Sky Sports 5 HD 
LIVE Stoke City v Man City 
12noon BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 12.45pm) 

The Premier League clash 
at Britannia Stadium. 

Football Focus 
12.10pm BBC1 HD 
LIVE Holyhead Hotspurs v 
Bangor City 
4.45pm S4C 
(kick-off 5.1 5pm) 

The Welsh Cup third-round fixture 
at the New Stadium. 

LIVE Chelsea v Bournemouth 
5pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 5.30pm) 

The Premier League encounter 
at Stamford Bridge. 

LIVE Granada V 
Atletico Madrid 
5pm Sky Sports 2 HD 
(kick-off 5.1 5pm) 

The La Liga clash at the Estadio 
Nuevo Los Carmenes. 

LIVE VfL Wolfsburg V 
Borussia Dortmund 
5. 15pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 5.30pm) 

The German top-flight clash 
from Volkswagen Arena. 

LIVE Valencia v Barcelona 
7.25pm Sky Sports 2 HD 
(kick-off 7.30pm) 

The La Liga match. Highlights: 
11.30pm. 

LIVE Inter Milan v Genoa 

7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Serie A encounter. 

SNF - Game of the Day 
8pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
Football League Tonight 
9pm Channel 5 HD 
SNF -Match Choice 
10pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
Match of the Day 
10.25pm BBC1 HD 
Premier League highlights. 



Sundays 



LIVE Adelaide United v 
Perth Glory 
Gam BT Sport/ESPN HD 

The Australian League match. 

LIVE Rochdale v Bury 

11.30am BTSport 2 HD 
(kick-off 12noon) 

The FA Cup second-round match 
from Spotland. See feature, page 29. 




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Sunday, Sky Sports 1 HD, Monday, Sky Sports 1 HD, Wednesday, BT Sport HD, 

kick-off4pm kick-off8pm kick-off 7.45pm 

It could be another fiery game at Palace’s last two visits to As the Champions League 

St James' Park as the Magpies Goodison Park have resulted in group stage reaches its final 

trytoputtheir bad start behind well-deserved 3-2 victories round of matches, the Gunners 

them. The past seven meetings and with Alan Pardew's men will be looking for revenge 

have seen seven red cards looking on course to beat their against the Greek side who 

handed out, six for Newcastle best-ever Premier League caused a major upset in 

players, most recently Moussa finish of 1 0th, set last season, September with a surprise 

Sissokoat Anfield last season. a third could be in prospect. 3-2 win at the Emirates. 



LIVE Bologna v Napoli 

1 1.30am BT Sport Europe HD 
The Serie A encounter 
LIVE Sheffield Wednesday v 
Derby County 
1 pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 1.15pm) 

The Championship clash 
at Hillsborough. 

FA Cup Final Score 
1.45pm BBC1 HD 
LIVE Fiorentina v Udinese 
2pm BT Sport/ESPN HD 
The Serie A encounter 
LIVE VfB Stuttgart V 
Werder Bremen 
2.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
The German top-flight fixture. 
LIVE Villarreal V 
Rayo Vallecano 
3pm Sky Sports 3 HD 
Coverage of the La Liga match. 
LIVE Newcastle United v 
Liverpool 

3.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 4pm) 

The Premier League match at 
StJames' Park. 

LIVE Eintracht Frankfurt v 
Darmstadt 98 

4.30pm BTSport Europe HD 
The Bundesliga encounter. 

LIVE Sporting Gijon v 
Las Palmas 
5pm Sky Sports 3 HD 
(kick-off 5.1 5pm) 

Coverage of the La Liga match. 
LIVE Sampdoria v Sassuolo 
5pm BT Sport 1 HD 
The Serie A match. 

Match of the Day 
6pm BBC2 HD; (11.20pm Wales) 
FA Cup second round highlights. 
LIVE European 
Football Show 
6. 30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
Round up of action. 

LIVE Athletic Bilbao v Malaga 
7.25pm Sky Sports 3 HD 
(kick-off 7.30pm) 

The La Liga clash. 

LIVE Carpi V AC Milan 
7.45pm BT Sport Europe HD 
The Serie A clash. 

LIVE Columbus Crew or New 
York Red Bulls v Portland 
Timbers or FC Dallas 
9pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
Coverage of the MLS Cup Final. 



Vanarama National League 
10pm BT Sport Europe HD 
Non-league action. 

Match of the Day 2 
1 0.30pm BBC1 HD 
(11.20pm Scot) 

Highlights from today's Premier 
League action. 

Scottish League 
10.30pm BBC1 Scotland 



Monday 7 



LIVE Everton v Crystal Palace 

7pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off8pm) 

The Premier League fixture 
at Goodison Park. 

LIVE Grimsby Town v 
Shrewsbury Town 
7pmBTSport2HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The FA Cup second-round match 
from Blundell Park. 

LIVE Espanyol v Levante 

7.25pm Sky Sports 4 HD 
(kick-off 7.30pm) 

The La Liga match. 



Tuesday 8 



Soccer Special 

7pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
Pre-match reports from today's 
Champions League matches. 

LIVE Wolfsburg V 
Manchester United 

7pm ^ Sport 2 HD or 
7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

Coverage of the Champions 
League Group B match. 

LIVE Manchester City v 
Borussia Monchengladbach 
7pm ^ Sport 2 HD or 
7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Champions League Group D 
match. Highlights: Tue 10pm BT 
Sport Europe. 



Wednesday 9 



LIVE Olympiakos v Arsenal 

7pm ^ Sport 2 HD or 
7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Champions League Group F 
clash. Highlights: Wed 10pm ITV HD. 



LIVE Chelsea v Porto 

7pm BT Sport 2 HD or 
7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Champions League Group G 
tie. Highlights: Wed 10pm ITV HD. 



Thursday 10 



LIVE FC Sion v Liverpool 

5.30pm BT Sport 2 HD or 
6pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 6pm) 

The Europa League Group B clash. 

LIVE Fenerbah^e v Celtic 

5.30pm BT Sport 2 HD or 
6pm BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 6pm) 

The Europa League Group A clash. 

LIVE Tottenham v Monaco 

8pm BT Sport 2 HD or 
BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 8.05pm) 

The Europa League GroupJ clash. 
Highlights: 10pm BT Sport Europe 
HD. Highlights: 11.10pm ITV HD 
(11.35pm Ulster). 

LIVE Europa League 
8pm BT Sport 2 HD; 

BT Sport Europe HD 
(kick-off 8.05pm) 

Action from a top match. 



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LIVE Australian League 
8.45am BT Sport 1 HD 
LIVE Wolves v Nottingham 
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7pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
5 Sky Sports 5 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Championship clash 
from Molineux. 

LIVE FSV Mainz 05 V 
VfB Stuttgart 
7.1 5pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 7.30pm) 

The German top-flight fixture 
from Coface Arena. 

LIVE French Leauge 
7.1 5pm BTSport 2 HD 
LIVE Getafe v Real Sociedad 
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The La La Liga clash. 




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Sci-fi drama 



Doctor Who 

BBC1 HD, 8pm 

In the series finale, the Doctor and the 
Time Lords' struggle takes him to the 
end of time and he leaves a confession 




Non-Stop 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 

Julianne Moore and Liam Neeson are 
passengers on a flight who band 
together to stop a terrorist takeover 



The Jonathan Ross Show 

ITVHD, 10.35pm/ ITVH, 11.35pm 

Simon Pegg talks about the DVD 
release of Mission impossibie: Rogue 
Nation, and Burt Reynolds his memoir 



7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 




7.00 Strictly Come Dancing 



8.00 Doctor Who 



9.05 Casualty 



10.05 News 10.25 Match of the Day 



7.00 Snooker: UK Championship - Live: The second semi-final from York 



10.00 Ql XLt 



7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 


8.00 The X Factor 


^ 9.30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! 10.35 Jonathan... 


7.00 The Great Polar Bear Feast | 


8.00 The World's Weirdest Weather 


9.00 Film: Non-Stop 


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1 7.05 Ultimate Police Interceptors 


8.05 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 


9.00 Football League Tonight |l0.30 Boxing - Live 


1 7.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class | 


8.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 


9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1 10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse 



7.00 World’s Craziest... 7.30 Don't Tell the Bride 



8.30 Top Gear 



9.30 Live at the Apollo 



I i 5.50 Film: Lost in Space 



7.00 Empire of the Seas: How the Navy... 8.00 Britain's Outlaws: Highwaymen... 



1 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 



7.00 Criminal Minds 



8.20 Film: Back to the Future Part I 



10.35 I'm a... 



9.00 The Bridge 



8.00 Film: The Simpsons Movie 



9.50 Gogglebox 



8.00 CSI 



7.00 Without a Trace 

7.00 Wallace &... 1 7.30 Keeping Up... 



9.00 Criminal Minds 



9.00 Game of Thrones 



10.10 Ten Billion 



8.10 My Family Christmas Special 



◄ 6.05 Film: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 



◄ 6.55 Doc Martin 



8.20 Red Dwarf 



[ 9.15 Not Going Out 1 9.55 Only Fools and Horses 



9.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 



8.00 Midsomer Murders 



10.00 Foyle's War 



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310 SKY SHOWCASE 



304 SKY GREATS 



305 SKY DISNEY 




311 SKY SCI-FI 



312 SKY SELECT 



317 TCM 



402 SKY SPORTS 1 




1 7.00 Storage Wars: Texas 


8.00 River Monsters 


9.00 Film: Texas Killing Fields 


[ 7.00 ImpracticalJokers 


8.00 Live at the Apollo 


9.00 Film: Not Another Teen Movie 


7.00 Film: Journey to the Center of the Earth 


9.00 Film: The Vanishing 


◄ 6.20 Grand Designs 7.30 Father Ted 


[ 9.00 It Was Alright in the 1970s 






10.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 


7.00 Law & Order: Trial by Jury 


9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 


10.00 Sleepy Hollow 










7.00 Gold Rush 


8.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls 


9.00 Nazis On Drugs 


10.00 Codes and Conspiracies 


7.00 My Cat from Hell 


8.00 Treehouse Masters 


9.00 River Monsters 


10.00 Mountain Monsters 


7.00 Dirty Rotten Survival 


8.00 Drain the Bermuda Triangle 


9.00 Warlords of Ivory 


10.00 $400 Million Emerald Mystery 


7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 Leepu & Pitbull 


9.00 Storage Wars 


10.00 Storage Wars... 


10.30 Storage Wars 


7.00 The Life of Mammals 




9.00 Wild Caribbean 


7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 


8.00 Hospital Sydney 


9.00 Untold Stories of the ER 






1 10.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 


7.00 DIY SOS 


8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 


[ 9.00 Escape to the Country 


7.00 Rick Stein's Far Eastern Odyssey: Xmas... 


8.00 Rick Stein's Food Heroes Christmas... 


9.00 Nigel Slater's Christmas Suppers 


10.00 Nigel Slater's Simple Christmas 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 Traffic Cops 


9.00 Why Planes Crash 


10.00 UFOs Declassified 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 




10.00 Cake 


◄ 6.15 The Boxtrolls 


8.00 Sherlock Holmes 










10.15 American Sniper 


1 ◄ 6.35 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 


1 9.00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 


◄ 6.20 The Lion King 


8.00 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 


9.50 White Fang 


7.00 Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice... 


8.00 The Lego Movie 


9.50 A Christmas Carol 


7.00 X-Men: The Last Stand 




1 9.00 X-Men: Days of Future Past 










◄ 6.25 The Waterboy 


8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 










1 10.00 The Opposite Sex 


7.00 The BankJob 




[ 9.00 RocknRolla 












◄ 6.00 Miracle on 34th Street 


8.00 Bad Santa 






9.45 Trading Places 


7.00 The Maze Runner 


9.00 The Matrix 


◄ 6.45 For a Few Dollars More 


9.00 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 


◄ 6.55 One Day 


9.00 Immortals 


i 6.40 Taras Bulba 


9.00 Dirty Harry 


1 ◄ 5.00 Ford Saturday Night Football - Live 


8.00 SNF - Game of the Day 


1 10.00 SNF - Match Choice 


◄ 5.00 La Liga Football - Live: Granada v Atletico Madrid (Kick-off 5.15); Valencia v Barcelona (Kick-off 7.30) 


|9.30 La Liga Football 


◄ 6.00 Tennis 


1 9.30 Test Cricket | 


|10.30 WWE... 


1 ◄ 5.00 Hero World Challenge Golf - Live: The third day from the Bahamas 


10.00 Australian PGA Championship Golf 


1 ◄ 5.30 Skiing - Live 1 7.30 Alpine Skiing 




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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 

10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S)(HD) 

11.30 Simply Nigella (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.00noon BBC News (S)(HD) 

12.10pm Football Focus (S)(HD) 

1.00 LIVE Snooker: UK Championship 
Coverage of the opening semi-final from 
the Barbican Centre in York, as the 
tournament widely regarded as the 
second-most prestigious on the calendar 
continues. Continues on BBC2. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Final Score Today's results. (S)(HD) 

5.20 Celebrity Mastermind With Andy 

Day, Ann Cleeves, Tom Rosenthal 
and Robert Peston. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.50 BBC News(SKHD) 




6.00 Local News (S) 

6.10 Pointless Celebrities 

Peter Ratcliffe, Jacqueline Gold, Jeff 
Salmon, Richard Farleigh, Saira Khan, 
Tim Campbell, Michelle Mone and 
Declan Curry take part in a business- 
themed edition of the quiz. (S)(HD) 

7.00 Strictly Come Dancing 

12/14. The six remaining couples 
take part in routines celebrating 
musical numbers from the stage 
and screen. (S)(HD) 

■ The results show can be 
seen tomorrow at 7.20pm 

8.00 Doctor Who 

SERIES FINALE Hell Bent: 12/12. 

The Doctor faces a bittersweet 
homecoming as he engages his own 
people in a struggle that will take 
him to the very end of time itself. See 
feature, page 6 (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.05 Casualty 

Maybe This Year: Harsh conditions 
cause unions and divisions in Holby's 
A&E department. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.55 The National Lottery Live 

The all-important numbers. (S)(HD) 

10.05 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Match of the Day 

Gary Lineker presents highlights 
of the latest Premier League 
matches, including Manchester 
United v West Ham United, and 
Chelsea v Bournemouth. (S)(HD) 
Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

■ Match of the Day 2 can be 
seen tomorrow at 10.30pm 



11.55 The Apprentice 9/12. The eight 
remaining candidates are challenged 
to work as estate agents. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.55am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
(HD) 1.00-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



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6.10am Race to Super Bowl 50 (S)(R) 
(HD) 7.00 FILM The Amazing Mr 
Blunden (S) (1972, U, 95min) ★★★★★ 
8.35 FILM Beverly Hills Chihuahua 
(S)(HD) (2008, U, 85min) ★★ 10.00 
Ronnie's Animal Crackers (S)(R)(HD) 
11.00 The Wonder of Animals (S)(HD) 
(AD) 11.30 Animal Park (S)(R) 
12.00noon My Life on a Plate (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 12.45pm Len and Ainsley's 
Big Food Adventure (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
2.15 FILM Saboteur Alfred Hitchcock 
thriller. (S)(HD) (1942, b/w, PG, lOSmin) 
★★★★ 4.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 
(S)(HD)4.30 LIVE Snooker: UK 
Championship Further coverage of the 
opening semi-final from the Barbican 
Centre in York. (S)(HD) 5.30 The Great 
Pottery Throw Down (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 




6.30 Dad's Army 

Wilson struggles to get the platoon 
out of the pub and on parade. (S)(R) 

7.00 LIVE Snooker: 

UK Championship 

Hazel Irvine introduces coverage 
of the second semi-final from the 
Barbican Centre in York, as the 
tournament widely regarded as 
the second-most prestigious on 
the calendar continues. With 
commentary by Steve Davis, Ken 
Doherty and Stephen Hendry. (S)(HD) 



10.00 Ql XL 

2/16. Host Stephen Fry quizzes 
Noel Fielding, Ross Noble, Colin 
Lane and Alan Davies on the topic 
of kit and kaboodle. (S)(R)(HD) 

10.45 FILM Glory 

Historical drama about America's first 
black regiment, raised by the Union 
to fight in the Civil War. Stars Matthew 
Broderick, Denzel Washington, 

Cary Elwes and Morgan Freeman. 
(S)(HD) (1989, 15, 115min) ★★★★ 

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12.40am FILM Come as You Are Belgian 
comedy drama starring Tom Audenaert 
and Robrecht Vanden Thoren. 

Subtitled. (HD) (2011, 15, 105min) ★★★ 

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9.25am ITV News (S) 

9.30 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
10.25 Countrywise (S)(R)(HD) 

10.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 
12.00noon ITV News (S) 

12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 
Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) 
1.10 Judge Rinder (S)(R)(HD) 

2.15 Doc Martin (Series 3) (S)(R)(AD) 
3.20 FILM E.T. The Extra Terrestrial 
Sci-fi fantasy starring Henry Thomas. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (1982, U, 130min) ★★★★★ 

5.30 Local News (S) 

5.45 Catchphrase Celebrity Couples 
Special Eamonn Holmes and Ruth 
Langsford, Brian McFadden and Vogue 
Williams, and Vic Reeves and Bob 
Mortimer take part in the show. (S)(HD) 










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6.45 ITV News (S) 

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 

Loose Women's Kaye Adams, football 
commentator Mark Bright, Olympic 
gold medal-winning ice dancer 
Jayne Torvill and Good Morning 
Britain presenter Richard Arnold 
take on The Chaser. (S)(HD) 

8.00 The X Factor 

The contestants face the sixth set 
of live performances, and with the 
final looming on the horizon next 
weekend, the remaining acts must 
be at the top of their game. (S)(HD) 
■ The results show can be seen 
tomorrow at 8.00pm 



9.30 I'm a Celebrity... 

Get Me Out of Here! 

Ant and Dec present the celebrity 
challenge and reveal who has 
fallen at the last hurdle. (S)(HD) 

■ Tm a Celebrity... Get Me Out 
of Here Now! follows on ITV2 

10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show 

8/11. Actors Burt Reynolds and Simon 
Pegg join Jonathan in the studio. 

Plus, music by Coldplay. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Tuesday 

11.40 ITV News (S) 

11.55 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(R) 

12.45am Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy 
takes his talk show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) 
3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD) 



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6.10-7.25am The King of Queens (S)(R) 
7.25 The Grid (S)(HD) 7.55 Everybody 
Loves Raymond (S)(R) 9.00 The 
Morning Line (S)(HD) 10.00 Frasier 
(S)(R) 11.00am-12.25pm The Big 
Bang Theory (Series 8) (S)(HD)(AD) 
12.25pm The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.55 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.25 LIVE Racing Nick Luck presents 
coverage of today's feature races from 
Sandown Park and Aintree. (S)(HD) 
4.00-6.05 Come Dine with Me 
A carpenter hosts the first dinner party 
in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 4.25 An estate 
agent hosts in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The third dinner party in east 
Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 5.35 A dog-lover 
hosts a pink-themed dinner on the 
fourth night in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 




6.05 Come Dine with Me 

An Ab FaMhemed dinner party on 
the final night in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 



7.00 NEW The Great 
Polar Bear Feast 

Documentary highlighting the highly 
unusual annual gathering of polar 
bears on the frozen shores of Barter 
Island off the Alaskan coast. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 

8.00 The World's 
Weirdest Weather 

Featuring icy waves in the 
Arctic, earthquakes in England, 
floods, exploding rocks and 
lights in the sky that coincide 
with seismic activity. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM PREMIERE Non-Stop 

Action thriller starring Liam Neeson 
and Julianne Moore. An air marshal 
on a transatlantic flight searches for 
a terrorist threatening to kill the 
passengers one by one. With Lupita 
Nyong'o. (S)(HD)(AD) (2014, 12, 
130min) ★★★★ See review, page 23 

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11.10 TFI Friday Guests include Kylie 
Minogue and Daniel Radcliffe. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.10am FILM The Descendants 

Bittersweet comedy drama starring 
George Clooney and Shailene Woodley. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (2011, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 

2.10 Fargo (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 Hollyoaks 

(S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.20 River Cottage 
Bites (S)(R)(HD) 5.35 Kirstie's Vintage 
Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.40-6.10am 1001 
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8.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja 
Turtles Cartoon adventure. (S)(HD) 

9.30 The Saturday Show Matt Barbet 
and Gaby Roslin present the topical 
show with three celebrity guests. (HD) 

11.30 FILM A Christmas Promise 
Drama starring Patrick Muldoon. 
(S)(HD)(2015, mOSmin)^^ 

1.15pm FILM Hats Off to Christmas! 
Seasonal romance with Haylie Duff. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PGJOSmin)^^ 

3.00 FILM PREMIERE A Snow Globe 
Christmas Fantasy starring Alicia Witt. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PGJlOmin)^^ 

4.50 FILM The Christmas Spirit 
Fantasy starring Nicollette Sheridan, 
Bart Johnson and Olympia Dukakis. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PG,105min)^^ 




6.35 News (S)(HD) 

6.40 Funniest Fails, 

Falls & Flops 

Comedy clip show featuring 
pranks gone wrong. (S)(HD) 

7.05 Ultimate Police 
Interceptors 

4/4. Highlights of the series 
following the work of a pursuit 
team using an array of high- 
performance cars. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.05 Can't Pay? 

We'll Take It Away 

10/11. In Bedfordshire, agents Paul 
and Steve try to evict a community 
of Travellers who have set up 
home in a car park. (S)(R)(HD) 

9.00 Football League Tonight 

Kelly Cates and George Riley 
present extended highlights of the 
weekend's top matches, including 
Leeds United v Hull City. (S)(HD) 



10.30 LIVE International Boxing 

Lenny Daws v Ruben Nieto: Mark 
Pougatch presents coverage of the 
bout for the European super- 
lightweight title, which takes 
place at Westcroft Leisure Centre 
in Carshalton, Surrey. (S)(HD) 



12.00m't FILM Reservoir Dogs 

Quentin Tarantino's violent crime 
thriller starring Harvey Keitel. (S) 
(1991, 18, lOSmin) ★★★★ 

1.45am SuperCasino 3.10-4.50am 
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6.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 
Year Old? (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 7.00 Ashley 
Banjo's Secret Street Crew (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 8.00 Game Changers (S)(R) 
8.30 Football Freestyler (S)(R) 9.00 
The Fantasy Football Club (R)(HD) 
10.00 Soccer AM NEW EDITION (HD) 
12.00noon The FI Show Formula 
One news and highlights. 

1.00pm Football's Funniest Moments 
Comical incidents from the world of 
Premier League football. (S)(R) 
1.30-5.00 Futurama Back-to-back 
episodes, including at: 4.30 Holiday 
Spectacular: The Planet Express crew 
celebrates a trio of holidays. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.00 Supergirl Red Faced: 6/13. Kara's 
anger flares up during a routine training 
exercise with Red Tornado. (S)(R) 




6.00 The Simpsons 

Husbands and Knives: Comic 
Book Guy is forced out of 
business by a ruthless rival. (S)(R) 
6.30 Funeral for a Fiend: 

Sideshow Bob and his family plot 
to kill his nemesis Bart. (S)(R) 

7.00 Gordonstoun: 

A Different Class 

5/6. Elections are held in Round 
Square for a new house captain, 
and the pipers go up against 100 
other school bands. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 Landscape 
Artist of the Year 

9/9. Following the winner of the 
competition as they paint the 
evocative landscape of Flatford 
in Suffolk, made famous by John 
Constable's The Hay Wain. (S)(R) 

9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

Kolcheck, A: 23/24. Callen and 
Sam investigate deaths on the 
missing oil tanker used in Arkady's 
deal with Russia - and discover 
he had a personal connection to 
the ship. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 

10.00 You, Me and 
the Apocalypse 

10/10. Jamie struggles to assemble 
his loved ones, rescue Layla from 
the clutches of his evil twin and 
reach the bunker before the 
comet strikes. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 The Force: Manchester 10/20. 
Documentary following the work of 
Greater Manchester Police. (R)(HD) 

12.00m't Britcam: Emergency on 
Our Streets (S)(R) 1.00am Britcam: 
Emergency on Our Streets (S)(R) 

2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (S) 
(R)(AD) 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (S) 
(R)(HD) 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (S) 
(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Stargate 
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4.30-5.20pm 

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N. IRELAND 

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5.00-5.20pm Final 
Score from Nl (S)(HD) 

WALES 

Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964 

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Sky 970 , Freesat 970 

6.30-7.00pm Ebrpa 

10.00 Andrew Marr's 
Great Scots: The Writers 
Who Shaped a Nation (S) 
(R) 11.00 Ql XL (S) 11.45 
FILM Glory: Historical 
drama. (S) (1989, 15, 
llSmin) ★★★★ 

1.40-6.1 5am Previews (S) 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

10.00pm The Blame 
Game (S)(R) 10.30- 
10.45pm Late License (S) 

WALES 

Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

10.00pm Robert Peston 
Goes Shopping (S)(R)(AD) 

11.00 Ql XL(S) 11.45 
FILM Glory: As Scotland. 

1.40-6.1 5am Previews (S) 



No variations 



Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh 
Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 

Y Diwrnod Mawr 11.00 
DNA Cymru 12.00noon 
Llefydd Sanctaidd (AD) 
12.30pm Cefn Gwiad (AD) 

1.30 3 Lie (AD) 2.00 
Arfordir Cymru: Llyn 2.30 
3 Lie (AD) 3.30 Arctig 
Gwylit lolo Williams 4.00 
Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 

4.30 Newyddion a 
Chwaraeon 4.45 LIVE 
Sgorio 7.30 5 Stori: Anita 
(AD) 8.00 Noson Lawen 
9.00 Eisteddfod Ffermwyr 
Ifanc Cymru 2015 SERIES 
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Ifanc 11.30pm-12.35am 
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7.00pm World's Craziest 
Fools Internet clips and 
home-video footage, 
presented by Mr T. 

7.30 Don't Tell the Bride 

A DJ plans an Ibiza-themed 
day for his bride-to-be, but 
a reluctance to shake off 
his city-boy roots are at 
odds with his future wife's 
dreams of a country wedding. 

8.30 Top Gear Jeremy 
Clarkson tries out the Formula 
One-style Lotus T1 2 5 and an 
updated version of the Jensen 
Interceptor, and the trio take 
on a demolition challenge. 
Plus, Bob Geldof gets 
behind the wheel of the 
Reasonably Priced Car (HD) 

9.30 Live at the Apollo 

Featuring comedy sets by 
Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe 
and Trevor Noah. (HD) 

10.15 With comics Rhod 
Gilbert, Jon Richardson 
and Kerry Godliman. (HD) 

11.00pm-1.15am Family Guy 
(HD) 1.15am Rent a Cop (HD) 
1.45 Josh (HD)(AD) 2.15 
Live at the Apollo (HD) 3.00 
World's Craziest Fools 3.30- 
4.00am Rent a Cop (HD) 



7.00pm Empire of the 
Seas: How the Navy 
Forged the Modern World 

2/4. Dan Snow explores how 
18th-century Britain rose to 
naval supremacy. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 Britain's Outlaws: 
Highwaymen, Pirates 
and Rogues 2/3. Historian 
Sam Willis explores the golden 
age of piracy during the early 
18th century. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 The Bridge NEW 
EPISODES 5/10. Saga and 
Henrik investigate the latest 
victim's past, as Lillian 
discovers an unusual injury on 
the inside of a hospitalised 
Hans's cheek. (HD) 

10.00 6/10. Henrik and Saga 
are unconvinced when a 
young art curator claims to 
have spotted a connection 
between the murders 
and the assault on Hans. 
Subtitled. (Series 3) (HD) 

11.00 Catching History's Criminals: 
The Forensics Story (HD)(AD) 
12.00m't I'm Not In Love: The 
Story of lOcc (HD) 1.00am Top 
of the Pops: 1980 1.40 The Old 
Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold 3.10- 
3.55am The Good Old Days 



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HD176 1 





6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness 
World Records (HD) 6.10 
Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 8.50 
Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 

11.15 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me 
Out of Here! (HD) 12.15pm 
The Xtra Factor (HD) 1.20 
The Hot Desk: Fleur East (HD) 

I. 30 Scorpion (HD) 2.25 FILM 
The Polar Express: Animated 
adventure. (HD)(AD) (2004, U, 
lOOmin) ★★★ 4.20 You've 
Been Framed At Christmas! 4.45 
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of 
Here! (HD) 5.50 FILM Lost in 
Space: Sci-fi adventure. (HD) 
(AD) (1998, PG,125min)^^ 

8.20 FILM Back to the 
Future Part II Time-travel 
comedy adventure sequel 
starring Michael J Fox and 
Christopher Lloyd. Marty 
McFly is whisked into the 
future, where he has to save 
his son from dire trouble. With 
Lea Thompson. (HD)(AD) 
(1989, PG, 107min) ★★★ 

10.35 I'm a Celebrity... 

Get Me Out of Here Now! 
NEW EDITION The latest 
from the jungle, featuring 
uncut footage and interviews 
with the celebrities. (HD) 

II. 35 The Keith Lemon Sketch 
Show: Double bill. (HD) 

12.35am Viral Tap (HD) 1.20 
Crazy Beaches (HD) 1.45 Totally 
Bonkers Guinness World Records 
(HD) 2.10 Animal Practice 
(HD) 2.30-2.40am Meghan 
Trainor: The Hot Desk (HD) 




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6.00am Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 7.10 How I Met Your 
Mother (HD)(AD) 8.00 Baby 
Daddy (HD) 9.00 Melissa & 

Joey (HD) 10.00 The Goldbergs 
(HD)(AD) 11.00 Made in Chelsea 
(HD) 12.00noon Couples 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 

2.00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 
(HD) 2.30 The Goldbergs 
(HD)(AD) 3.30 FILM Astro 
Boy: Animated sci-fi comedy 
adventure. (HD) (2009, PG, 
94min) ★★★ 5.15 Rude(ish) 
Tube Shorts 5.30-7.00 The 
Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 

7.00 The Big Bang Theory 

11/17. Sheldon falls ill and 
Penny volunteers to nurse 
him. (Series 1)(HD)(AD) 

7.30 13/24. The guys become 
stranded when Leonard's car 
is stolen. (Series 6) (HD)(AD) 

8.00 FILM The Simpsons 
Movie Animated comedy 
featuring the voice of Dan 
Castellaneta. Homer must 
save Springfield after he 
single-handedly causes 

a disaster (HD)(AD) (2007, 

PG, 83min) ★★★★★ 

9.50 Gogglebox Double bill. 
The households share their 
opinions on what they are 
watching on television. (HD) 

12.00m't The Inbetweeners (AD) 
1.00am The IT Crowd (AD) 

2.00 First Dates (HD) 3.00 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 3.45 
The New Normal (HD) 4.30- 
6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 



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SKY LIVING 



SKY 107 
HD 107/221 



VIRGIN 112 
HD 111 



6.00am Cooks to Market 6.15 
Bones 8.00 Million Dollar 
Listing: NYC (HD) 10.00am- 
12.00noon Nothing to 
Declare; Four editions. 
12.00noon Who'd Be a 
Billionaire (HD) 1.00pm 
Million Dollar Listing; NYC 
(HD) 2.00 UK Border Force 
3.00 CSI (Series 4) (HD) 
4.00-6.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Back-to-back editions of 
the series. 6.00 Million 
Dollar Listing: NYC (HD) 




7.00 Criminal Minds 

The Fisher King - Part 
Two:M23. The team 
continues to decipher 
the clues the serial killer 
is leaving. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 CSI Merchants 
of Menace: 14/18. 

A body is found at a 
convention dedicated to 
serial killer memorabilia. 
(Series 15) (HD) 

9.00 Criminal Minds Target 
Rich: 7/22. JJ returns 
from maternity leave 

in time to help search 
for a missing college 
student. (Series 11) (HD) 

10.00 Brothers Hotchner: 
23/24. The Replicator 
targets a member of the 
team. (Series 8) (HD) 



11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.00am 
Elementary (HD) 2.00 
Grey's Anatomy (HD) 4.00- 
6.00am Sun, Sea and A&E 



REAL LIVES 



SKY ATLANTIC 



SKY 108 
HD 108/222 



6.00am Friday Night Lights 
(HD) 7.00-9.00 Seinfeld: 
Triple bill. (HD) 9.00am- 
2.00pm Star Trek: Enterprise: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
2.00pm David Attenborough's 
Galapagos: A look at the 
unique species that live in 
the isolated habitat. (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Blue Bloods: Back- 
to-back episodes, including 
at: 6.00 Secret Arrangements: 
19/22. Danny is under 
investigation. (Series 4) (HD) 




7.00 Without a Trace 

Two Families: 21/24. 

A father disappears while 
attempting to prove the 
innocence of his son, a 
Death Row inmate. (HD) 

8.00 7/?e Season.- 22/24. 
The team investigates 
the disappearance of a 
college football coach 
who has recently been 
fired. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Game of Thrones 

The Gift: 7/10. Jon 
prepares for conflict, 
Sansa tries to talk to 
Theon, and Brienne waits 
for a sign. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.10 NEW Ten Billion 

Stephen Emmott 
presents a look at the 
future of the planet. (HD) 

11.45 How To Change The 
World 1.45am Black Mass; 
Johnny Depp Special 2.00- 

4.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 
4.00-6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 



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1 126 



7.00am Open All Hours 7.30 
Harry Hill's TV Burp 7.55 
The Green Green Grass 8.50 
The Thin Blue Line 10.10 
Steptoe and Son 11.10 The 
Two Ronnies Spectacle 
12.10pm Wallace & Gromit: 

A Grand Day Out 12.40 
To the Manor Born 1.15 My 
Family Christmas Special 
2.00 Only Fools and Horses 3.05 
Harry Hill's TV Burp 3.35 The 
Green Green Grass 4.30 The 
Thin Blue Line 5.10 Steptoe 
and Son 6.10 Outnumbered 
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1 0.40 Absolutely Fabulous 



7.00 Wallace & Gromit: 

A Grand Day Out The 

duo go to the moon. 

7.30 Keeping Up 
Appearances Hyacinth 
makes Richard dress 
as Father Christmas. 

8.10 My Family Christmas 
Special Ben bemoans 
the fact that one day 
of Christmas is bad 
enough without having 
to endure the full 12. 

9.15 Not Going Out 

Lee plans to spend 
some time alone with 
Lucy at Christmas. 

9.55 Only Fools and 
Horses Del and Rodney 
are sick of Grandad’s 
cooking and TV circuses, 
so they put on their glad 
rags and have a night out. 

10.40 Absolutely Fabulous 
11.55 French and Saunders 
12.35am Not Going Out 
1.15 Absolutely Fabulous 
2.25 Outnumbered 
3.00-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



DAVE 



SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 






7.10am Red Bull Rampage (HD) 

8.00 American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Red Bull X-Fighters 
(HD) 11.00 Lizard Lick Towing 
(HD) 12.00noon Storage 
Hunters (HD) 12.30pm 

The Money Pit (HD) 1.30 
Storage Hunters UK (HD) 
2.30 Storage Hunters (HD) 

4.00 FILM Star Trek V; 

The Final Frontier (HD) 

(1989, PG,100min) ★★ 

6.05 FILM Star Trek VI: The 
Undiscovered Country (HD) 
(1991, PG, 109min) ★★★★ 




FILM 5tar Trek VI: The 
Undiscovered Country 

(film started at 6.05pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



8.20 Red Dwarf 

Rimmerworld: SI 6. 
Rimmer gets marooned 
for 600 years. (Series 6) 

9.00 Have I Got a Bit 
More Old News for You 

David Mitchell hosts the 
topical quiz, with guest 
panellists Sara Cox and 
Alan Johnson. (HD) 

10.00 Hosted by 
Alexander Armstrong, 
with Josh Widdicombe 
and Germaine Greer (HD) 

11.00 Alan Davies: As Yet 
Untitled (HD) 12.00m't 
FILM Wayne's World: Comedy. 
(HD) (1992, PG, 95min) 
★★★★ 2.00am Live at the 
Electric (HD) 3.05-4.00am 
Red Bull Rampage (HD) 



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6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 
Where the Heart Is 8.10 
A Christmas Carol 9.40 The 
Darling Buds of May (HD) 
10.50 Rosemary & Thyme 
12.55pm FILM Carry On 
Screaming: Horror comedy 
with Harry H Corbett, Jim Dale 
and Kenneth Williams. (HD) 
(1966, PG, 96min) ★★★★★ 
2.55 A Touch of Frost 5.00 
Columbo: Now You See Him 
(HD) 6.55 Doc Martin.- Ever 
After: 8/8. (Series 5) (HD) 




Doc Martin 

(started at 6.55pm) 



8.00 Midsomer Murders 

Bantling Boy: Barnaby 
investigates the death 
of a racehorse trainer 
and suspects a family's 
troubled history holds 
the key to the mystery 
- until a second killing 
makes him think again. 



10.00 Foyle’s War 

Sunflower: A former 
Nazi working for Ml 5 
is murdered. (HD) 



12.05am A Touch of Frost; True 
Confessions: A murder case 
leads to Frost's suspension. 

2.00-2.30am On the Buses 



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6.00am Football's Greatest: 
Diego Maradona (HD) 6.10 
Ax Men (HD) 7.40 Motorsport 
UK (HD) 8.40 Bundesliga 
Football Highlights (HD) 

9.45 Alias Smith and Jones 
10.50 The Professionals 11.50 
Pawn Stars (HD) 1.40pm 
Storage Wars: New York (HD) 

2.45 FILM The Secret War of 
Harry Frigg: Comedy starring 
Paul Newman. (HD) (1967, U) 
★★ 5.00 The Car Chasers 
(HD) 6.00 Fifth Gear (HD) 




7.00 5torage Wars: Texas 

The bidders compete for 
a furniture locker. (HD) 
7.30 The bidders 
receive help from a 
famous cowboy. (HD) 

8.00 River Monsters 
Jeremy Wade travels 
to Colombia to search 
for a fish suspected of 
dragging a honeymooning 
bride to her death. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Texas Killing 
Fields Crime thriller 
starring Sam Worthington 
and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. 
In a story based on real 
events, a pair of chalk and 
cheese cops investigate 

a spate of killings in a 
small Texan town. (HD) 
(2011, 15, 104min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••€ LANG09 



11.10 FILM We Were Soldiers: 
Vietnam War drama starring 
Mel Gibson. (HD) (2002, 

15, 137min) ★★★ 1.55- 
2.45am The Big Fish Off (HD) 



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VIRG 

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6.00-1 0.00am Nothing to 
Declare: Back-to-back 
editions. 10.00am- 
3.00pm Animal 999: 
Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Nothing to Declare 

4.00- 7.00 Obese: A Year 
to Save My Life USA: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Obese: A Year to 
Save My Life USA 
Double bill of the series. 

9.00 NY Med A patient 
with a tumour undergoes 
high-risk surgery. 

10.00 Staff treat victims 
of a violent break-in. 

11.00 Sexcetera; Double 
bill. 1.00am Eurotrash; 
The Sexy Bits 1.30 Inside 
Spearmint Rhino 2.00 
Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 
Most Shocking 3.30 
Most Haunted Extra 4.00 
Sing Date: Double bill. 

5.00- 6.00am Psychic 
Sally: On the Road 

VIRG 
207 



6.00-1 0.00am Monkey Life: 
Back-to-back editions. 
10.00am-2.00pm 
Nothing to Declare: 
Back-to-back editions. 

2.00pm The FI Show 

3.00- 7.00 Stargate SG-1: 
Back-to-back episodes 
of the drama. (Series 5) 

7.00 Stargate SG-1 Last 
Stand: 16/22. (Series 5) 

8.00 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter Dog pursues 
two court absentees. 

9.00 Ross Kemp on 
Gangs Ross investigates 
the Mungiki gang. 

10.00 Spartacus: War of 
the Damned Separate 
Paths: 8/10. Spartacus's 
men reach a critical 
juncture. (Series 4) 

11.15 Road Wars 11.45 
Black Mass: Johnny Depp 
Special 12.00m't Forever: 
Double bill. 2.00am 
Road Wars: Double bill. 

4.00- 6.00am UK 
Border Force: Double bill. 



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6.00-8.00am Nothing to 
Declare: Back-to-back 
editions. 8.00am- 
12.00noon 60 Minute 
Makeover: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

12.00noon Nothing to 
Declare 1.00pm The 
Dog Whisperer 3.00 
Customs UK 4.00-7.00 
Nothing to Declare: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 UK Border Force 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada’s Front Line 
Double bill of the series. 

9.00 Coastline Cops 

10.00 Police 10/7 Double 
bill of the series. 

11.00 Britcam: Emergency 
on Our Streets 12.00m't 
Most Shocking 1.00am 
Road Wars 2.00 24: Live 
Another Day 3.00 Police 
10/7 4.00 UK Border 
Force 5.00-6.00am 
Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Real Rescues 
7.00am-12.30pm 
MasterChef Australia: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 12.30-5.30pm 
The Bill; Back-to-back 
episodes. 5.30 Nigella's 
Christmas Kitchen 

7.00 Heston's Fantastical 
Christmas A festive 
feast, including edible 
decorations and a huge 
Christmas pudding. (HD) 

8.00 Honey I Bought the 
House House-hunting 
challenge show. (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Matrix 
Revolutions Sci-fi thriller 
starring Keanu Reeves, 
Laurence Fishburne and 
Carrie-Anne Moss. (HD) 
(2003,15,129min)^^^ 

11.35 World's Most 
Talented (HD) 12.35am 
Grimm: Double bill. (HD) 
2.10-3.00am Katherine 
Mills: Mind Games (HD) 



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7.35am Miss Marple 10.00 
Judge John Deed 
12.00noon Dalziel & 
Pascoe: Great Escapes. 

2.00pm The Doctor Blake 
Mysteries (HD) 4.00 
Judge John Deed 6.00 
Dalziel & Pascoe 

8.00 Jonathan Creek 
The Problem at Gallows 
Gate - Part One: Klaus's 
sister witnesses a murder. 

9.00 The Doctor 
Blake Mysteries 

All That Gmers: 9n0. 

A prospector is found 
dead in a mineshaft. (HD) 
10.00 Someone's Son, 
Someone's Daughter: 
10/10. The only female 
doctor at Ballarat 
Hospital is found 
hanged. (Series 1 ) (HD) 

11.00 Murdoch Mysteries: 
Double bill. (HD) 1.05am 
Taggart 3.00-4.00am 
Diagnosis Murder 

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9.00am I Dream of NeNe: 
The Wedding (HD) 10.00 
Don't Be Tardy for the 
Wedding; Double bill. 

(HD) 11.00 When Do 
You Get Off? (HD) 

12.00noon Tamra's OC 
Wedding NEW EDITION 
(HD) 1.00pm Seven 
Days With... (HD) 2.00- 
7.00 Dinner Date: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 

7.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

8.00 When Do You Get 
Off? Fashion blogger 
Sophie goes on dates 
with four men. (HD) 

9.00 Marriage Boot 
Camp: Reality Stars 
A shocking recording 
prompts Kendra Wilkinson 
to threaten to divorce 
Hank Baskett. (HD) 

10.00 Big Rich Texas 
Double bill. (HD) 

11.55pm-12.50am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 





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ITV ENCORE 




1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 

9.00 Heartbeat 11.40 
My Uncle Silas 12.30pm 
Upstairs, Downstairs 

I. 25 The Grand 2.25 The 
Memoirs of Sherlock 
Holmes (HD) 4.35 Agatha 
Christie's Poirot (HD) 

6.45 Agatha Christie’s 
Poirot The Mysterious 
Affair at Styles: One of 
Hastings' friends is 
murdered. (HD) 

9.00 Prey 1/3. Thriller 
starring John Simm. 

A detective is wrongly 
accused of the murders 
of his wife and son. (HD) 

10.00 2/3. Reinhardt 
receives a tip-off about 
Farrow's location. (HD) 

II. 00 Prey: 3/3. (HD) 
12.05am Eternal Law 
(HD) 1.05 Scott & Bailey 
(HD) 3.05 Monroe 
(HD) 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 






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COMEDY CENTRAL 



SKY 112 

HD 112/205 



VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 



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HD 114/201 



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VIRGIN 157 
HD 199 



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VIRGIN 122 
HD 206 



8.00am The Middle (HD) 

8.35 Undateable (HD) 9.00 
Friends: Double bill. (HD) 

10.00 Epic Meal Empire (HD) 

10.30 Frankenfood (HD) 

11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 

12.00noon Bob's Burgers 
(HD) 1.00pm Lip Sync Battle 
(HD) 1.30 The Middle (HD) 
2.00-5.30 Friends (HD) 

5.30 FILM The SpongeBob 
SquarePants Movie: Animated 
adventure based on the TV 
show. (2005, U, 87min) ★★★ 



6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 
8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 The 
Librarians (HD) 12.00noon 
FILM Star Trek The Motion 
Picture: Sci-fi adventure. (HD) 
(1979, U,132min) ★★★ 
3.00pm FILM Airplane vs 
Volcano: Disaster drama with 
Dean Cain and Robin Givens. 
(HD) (2014, 15, 91 min)^ 
5.00 FILM 100 Million BC: 

Sci-fi adventure with Michael 
Gross and Christopher Atkins. 
(HD) (2008, 15, 85min)^ 



8.55am Gadget Man (HD) 

9.35 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 
(HD) 9.55 FILM Thunder 
Bay: Adventure starring James 
Stewart. (HD) (1953, U, 
102min) ★★★ 12.00noon- 
2.40pm Four in a Bed (HD) 
2.40pm FILM It's a Wonderful 
Life: Frank Capra's fantasy 
drama starring James Stewart. 
(HD)(1946,b/w,U,125min) 
★★★★★ 5.15 Kirstie's 
Homemade Christmas (HD) 
6.20 Grand Designs (HD) 




6.00am Battle Creek (HD) 

7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Major Crimes (HD) 10.00am- 
2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 1 ) (HD) 
2.00-5.00pm Law & Order: 
Triple bill, including at: 4.00 
B//ng.- 18/22. (Series 17) (HD) 

5.00 NCIS: The Good 
Samaritan: 14/23. (HD) 6.00 
Enigma: 15/23. Gibbs's former 
commanding officer goes 
Awol after being accused 
of murder. (Series 1 ) (HD) 






8.00- 11.00am Monk: Triple bill. 
(HD) 11.00am-4.00pm 

NCIS: Back-to-back episodes 
of the drama. (Series 9) (HD) 

4.00- 7.00pm The Mentalist: 

A Dozen Red Roses: 19/23. 
The detectives stage a sting 
operation. (HD) S.OO Red 
Sauce: 20/23. A former 
Mafioso is killed in a suspected 
Mob hit.(HD)6.00/W/ss/?ec/.- 
21/23. The team suspects a 
con woman of murdering a 
businessman. (Series 1 ) (HD) 



6.00am Highlights 10.30 
Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within 

11.00 Inside the Actors Studio: 
Bruce and Laura Dern (HD) 

12.00noon Hey, Boo: Harper 
Lee and To Kill a Mockingbird 
(HD) 1.30pm Les Patineurs 
(HD) 2.00 Sarah Brightman: 
Symphony in Vienna 

3.40 Classical Destinations 
(HD) 3.45 National Trust: 
National Treasures (HD) 

5.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year (HD) 6.00 
Exhibition on Screen (HD) 



5.30 The SpongeBob... 



7.00 Impractical Jokers 

The pranksters must 
complete a series of 
bizarre gestures. (HD) 

7.30 Hidden camera 
practical joke show. (HD) 

8.00 Live at the Apollo 
Stand-up comedy from 
the Hammersmith 
Apollo, where host Sean 
Lock introduces a set 
by John Bishop. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Not Another 
Teen Movie Comedy 
starring Chyler Leigh, 
Chris Evans and 
Jaime Pressly. (HD) 
(2001, 15, 89min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.40 NEW Seann Walsh Live: 
SeannToBe Wild (HD) 

11.40 Lip Sync Battle (HD) 
12.10am Russell Howard's 
Stand Up Central (HD) 

12.40 Impractical Jokers: 
Double bill. (HD) 1.40 
South Park (HD) 2.10 Bob's 
Burgers (HD) 3.10 Broad 
City(HD)3.30-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



7.00 FILM Journey to the 
Center of the Earth 

Adventure based on Jules 
Verne’s classic story, 
starring Rick Schroder 
and Victoria Pratt. A group 
of adventurers discovers 
a mysterious land full 
of prehistoric creatures. 
With Peter Fonda. (HD) 
(2008, PG, 90min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.00 FILM The Vanishing 

Suspense thriller starring 
Jeff Bridges, Kiefer 
Sutherland, Nancy Travis 
and Sandra Bullock. (HD) 
(1993,15,110min)^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.10 FILM Infestation: Horror 
thriller. (HD) (2009, 15, 
93min) ★★★ 1.10am FILM 
Avalanche Sharks (HD) 
(2013,15, 82min)^3.00 
Fact or Faked: Paranormal 
Files (HD) 4.00-6.00am 
FILM 500 MPH Storm (HD) 
(2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 



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7.30-9.00 Father Ted 

Ted is punched by 
actor Richard Wilson. 

8.00 Mrs Doyle wins a 
competition to meet 
a famous singer. 

8.30 A smooth-talking 
priest offers Ted a once- 
in-a-lifetime opportunity. 

9.00 It Was Alright in the 
1970s A look back at 
ideas conveyed about 
society, sex and national 
stereotypes in TV shows 
from the 1970s. (HD) 

10.05 8 Out of 10 Cats 
Does Countdown With 
Bill Bailey, Andrew Flintoff 
and Roisin Conaty. (HD) 



11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 
Countdown (HD) 12.15- 
1.50am Father Ted 1.50 
Gadget Man (HD) 2.20- 
3.55am The Returned (HD) 






2.00 Law & Order 



7.00 Law & Order: Trial 
by Jury Baby Boom: 

5/13. A nanny ends up 
in court charged with 
the death of the child 
she was caring for. (HD) 

8.00 Pattern of Conduct: 
6/13. Kibre prosecutes a 
basketball star accused 
of murdering his 
mistress, but struggles to 
secure a conviction. (HD) 

9.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Justice Denied: 17/23. An 
attempted rape bears the 
telltale signs of a sexual 
predator. (Series 13) (HD) 

10.00 Sleepy Hollow The 

Art of War: 7/ 18. A more 
dangerous evil force is 
unveiled. (Series 3) (HD) 

11.00 How to Get Away with 
Murder (HD) 12.00m't Law 
& Order: Special Victims Unit 
(HD) 1.00am Law & Order: 
Trial byJury (HD) 2.00 
White Collar (HD) 4.00- 
6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 



4.00 The Mentalist 



7.00 The Mentalist 

Blood Brothers: 22/23. 

A teenager at a school 
for troubled youngsters 
is found beaten to 
death in a forest. (HD) 

8.00 Red John's Footsteps: 
23/23. The murder of a 
19-year-old girl bears 
the hallmarks of Red 
John. Guest stars Geoff 
Pierson. (Series 1 ) (HD) 

9.00 Family Guy Peter 
and Quagmire form a 
musical partnership. (HD) 

9.30 Brian discovers that 
the cure for cancer is 
being kept secret. (HD) 

10.00 American Dad! With 
Kim Kardashian. (HD) 

10.30 American Dad! (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 
12.00m't Robot Chicken 
(HD) 12.15am Aqua Teen 
Hunger Force (HD) 12.30 
BlackJesus (HD) 1.00 Family 
Guy (HD) 2.00 American 
Dad! 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 
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Masterclasses: 

Tracey Emin (HD) 

8.00 Discovering: 

Black Sabbath The rise 
of Black Sabbath. (HD) 

8.30 Discovering: 

Iron Maiden A profile 
of Iron Maiden. (HD) 

9.00 Iron Maiden - 
Rock in Rio A 2001 
concert by the British 
heavy-metal band, 
performing hits including 
Wicker Man, Run to the 
Hills, The Trooper and The 
Evil That Men Do to a 
250,000-strong crowd. 



11.00 Download Festival 2015 
(HD) 1.30am Deep Purple 
Rises Over Japan (HD) 2.10 
Birthday (HD) 3.15 Sensitive 
Skin (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
The South Bank Show (HD) 



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8.30am The Key of David 
9.00am-2.00pm CSI: 
Back-to-back episodes 
of the drama. (Series 5) 

2.00pm The High 
Chaparral 4.00 Father 
Dowling Mysteries 6.00 
Bonanza (Series 4) 

7.00 Bonanza Elegy for a 
Hangman: 17/34. A man 
forces the reopening of 

a murder case. (Series 4) 

8.00 The Defenders 
Nevada i/ Wayne: 12/18. 
Nick defends a man 
accused of sexual assault. 

9.00 Bad Girls Do or Die: 
6/16. Helen informs 
the lifers they will be 
moving to single cells. 
10.05 The Great Escape: 
7/16. A film crew arrives 
at Larkhall to make a 
documentary. (Series 3) 

11.10pm-2.25am Bad 
Girls: Triple bill. 2.25am 
Gunsmoke: The Last 
Apache: Western. 4.10- 
6.00am The Defenders 



7.30am Tomorrow's World 
8.00 FILM At the Mercy 
of a Stranger: Crime 
drama with Joanna Kerns. 
(1999,12, 83min) ★★ 
10.00am-3.00pm The 
District: Back-to-back 
episodes. 3.00pm Taxi 
4.00-7.00 Judge Judy: 
Back-to-back editions. 
7.00-9.00 Judge Judy 
Back-to-back editions 
of real-life small-claims 
cases presided over 
by former New York 
judgeJudy Sheindlin. 
9.00 Ringer Let's Kill 
Bridget: 19/22. Bridget 
decides to testify against 
Bodaway Macawi. 
W.OOIfYou'reJustan 
Evil B**** Then Get Over It: 
20/22. Bridget admits to 
Machado she believes 
Andrew tried to kill her 
11.00pm-1.55am Sex and 
the City: Back-to-back 
episodes. 1.55am Ringer 
3.50-5.00am Taxi 



9.00am Undercover 
Boss USA (HD) 10.00 
Location, Location, 
Location 12.00noon 
Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 
2.00pm Undercover 
Boss USA (HD) 3.00 
Food Unwrapped 
(HD) 3.30-6.00 
Four in a Bed: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 

6.00 Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 7.00 The 
Secret Life of 6 Year Olds 
(HD) 8.00 The World's 
Most Famous Train 

(HD) 9.00 Obsessive 
Compulsive Cleaners: 

A man who cleans his 
kitchen twice a year. (HD) 

10.00 24 Hours in A&E: 

A mechanic is crushed 
against a wall. (HD) 11.05 
Embarrassing Bodies 
12.05am The Murder 
Detectives (HD) 3.10 The 
World's Most Famous 
Train (HD) 4.05-5.05am 
Four Rooms (HD) 



9.00am Access 9.15 My 
Name Is Earl 9.55 FILM 
Fantastic Voyage: Thriller. 
(1966, U)^^^^ 11.55 
FILM The Duel at Silver 
Creek: Western. (1952, U, 
77min) ★★ 1.35pm 
FILM Gunfight in Black 
Horse Canyon: Western. 
(1961, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 
3.30 FILM Showdown: 
Western. (1963, b/w,PG, 
79min) ★★ 5.15 FILM 
The Saga of Hemp 
Brown: Western drama. 
(1958, U, 80min)^^ 
7.00pm-12.00m't NCIS: 
Los Angeles Deliverance: 
10/24. 8.00 Disorder: 
11/24. 9.00 Overwatch: 
12/24. 10.00 Archangel: 
13/24. 11.00 /.oc/c-r/A- 
14/24. (Series 2) 
12.00m't CSI: NY: 

Double bill. 1.55am 
CSI: Miami: Double bill. 
3.45 -4.00am Acc ess 



9.00am Access 9.10am- 
1.10pm Scrubs 1.10pm 
FILM The Princess Bride: 
Fantasy adventure spoof 
(1987, PG, 98min) ★★★★ 

3.05 FILM Cheaper by the 
Dozen 2: Comedy sequel. 
(2006, PG, 94min) 
★★★★ 5.00 FILM 
2012: Disaster thriller. 
(2009, 12, 151 min) ★★ 

8.00 FILM Christmas 
with the Kranks Festive 
comedy with Tim Allen 
and Jamie Lee Curtis. 
(2004, PG, 99min) ★ 

10.05 FILM The Green 
Hornet Fantasy action 
comedy starring Seth 
Rogen,Jay Chou and 
Cameron Diaz. (2011, 

12, 118min) ★★★ 

12.35am American Horror 
Story: Murder House: Do 
2.20 Ridiculousness NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 
3.45-4.00am Access 




6.00am FILM One 

Christmas: Festive drama. 
(1994, PG, 97min) ★★★ 
8.00am-1.00pm Little 
House on the Prairie: 
Back-to-back episodes. 

I. 00pm FILM A Grandpa 
for Christmas: Comedy 
drama. (2007, U, lOOmin) 
★★ 3.00 FILM Annie 
Claus is Coming to Town: 
Drama. (2011, U, 87min) 
★★★ 5.00 FILM The 
Christmas Gift: Drama. 
(1986, U, 97min) ★★ 

7.00 FILM Ebbie 
Contemporary version 
of A Christmas Carol, 
starring Susan Lucci. 
(1995, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

9.00 FILM No One Would 
Tell Fact-based drama 
with Candace Cameron. 
(1996,15,96min) ★★ 

II. 00 FILM This Child is 
Mine: Courtroom drama. 
(1985, PG, 95min) ★★ 
1.00-3.00am Roots: 

The Gift: Racism drama. 



7.00am Birds of a Feather 
7.30-11.30 Lovejoy: 
Back-to-back episodes of 
the drama. 11.30 Sharpe 

I. 30pm The Last Detective 

3.00 Death in Paradise 
(Series 1 ) 4.00 Dalziel 

& Pascoe 5.50 Sharpe 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
The Kissing Bandit: 

12/13. A dashing man 
robs banks to give money 
to the poor (Series 4) 

9.00 Death in Paradise 
6/8. A local diver is 
found dead in shallow 
waters. (Series 1 ) 

10.20 Jonathan Creek 
The Eyes of Tiresias: 

A widow steeped in 
classical mythology is 
alarmed to discover 
her nightmares predict 
impending murders 
in vivid detail. Guest 
stars Rebecca Front. 

II. 40 The Last Detective 
1.10am Sharpe (Series 4) 
3.15-4.00am Lovejoy 



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6.00am How It's Made: Double 
bill. 7.00-9.00 How It's Made: 
Dream Cars: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 9.00 Fast N' 
Loud: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double 
bill. (HD) 1.00pm Manhunt 
with Joel Lambert (HD) 2.00 
Mythbusters (HD) 3.00 Arctic 
Rescue: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Treasure Quest: Snake 
Island (HD) 6.00 Predator: 
Joel Lambert encounters 
lions in eastern Zambia. (HD) 



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8.00 Running Wild with... 



7.00 Gold Rush 

Business is flourishing at 
McKinnon Creek, so Todd 
and his father realise the 
time is right to tackle 
El Dorado Creek. (HD) 

8.00 Running Wild with 
Bear Grylls Kate Winslet 
and Bear tackle Wales' 
Snowdonia Mountains 
and go swimming in 

an icy ocean. (HD) 

9.00 Nazis On Drugs 

Making use of reports 
that suggest the Nazi 
war machine may have 
been fuelled in part by 
abuse of narcotics. (HD) 

10.00 Codes and Conspiracies: 
The role of brothels as 
hot-beds of religious and 
political scandal. (HD) 11.00 
Racing Extinction (HD) 
1.00am Running Wild with 
Bear Grylls: As 8.00pm. (HD) 

2.00 Nazis On Drugs (HD) 

3.00 Codes and Conspiracies 
(HD) 3.50 Storage Wars 
Canada (HD) 4.40-6.00am 
How It's Made: Triple bill. 

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6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 
(HD) 7.00-9.00 The Zoo: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
9.00am-6.00pm Animal Cops 
Detroit: Back-to-back editions 
of the series, including at: 
4.00pm The investigators 
help a dog with no shelter 
5.00 The investigators find 
a dog entangled in wire. 
6.00pm My Cat from Hell: 
Helping a woman who 
has suffered abuse from 
her cat for 13 years. (HD) 



7.00 My Cat from Hell 

Animal behaviourist 
Jackson Galaxy helps 
a couple who believe 
their cat Woody has 
the killer instinct. (HD) 

8.00 Treehouse Masters 

Pete Nelson builds a 
treehouse with a rope 
bridge and hidden 
compartments. (HD) 

9.00 River Monsters 

Angler Jeremy Wade 
investigates the stories 
behind supposedly 
deadly freshwater 
creatures. (HD) 

10.00 Mountain Monsters: The 
team suspects a reptoid may 
be on the loose. (HD) 11.00 
Animal Cops Detroit 12.00m't 
Treehouse Masters (HD) 
1.00am River Monsters (HD) 

2.00 Sharkbite Beach (HD) 
3.00 Wildest Indochina 
(HD) 3.50 Rat Busters NYC 
(HD) 4.40 Groomer Has It 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 



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8.00am Survive the Tribe (HD) 

10.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 11.00 
Car SOS: A Ford Cortina. (HD) 

12.00noon Cabin Fever (HD) 
1.00pm Ice Road Rescue: 
Double bill. (HD) 3.00 
Icebreakers - Arctic Giants 

4.00 Crossing the Ice (HD) 
5.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 

(HD) 6.00 Tim Shaw's 
Engineering Adventure: 
Engineering feats between 
Sheffield and Loch Ness. (HD) 




7.00 NEW SERIES 
Dirty Rotten Survival 

A builder, an engineer 
and a survival expert 
go on a 25-mile 
wilderness hike. (HD) 

8.00 Drain the Bermuda 
Triangle An exploration 
of the 450,000 square 
mile area of ocean, 
using sonar data to 
'drain' the sea. (HD) 

9.00 Warlords of Ivory 

Bryan Christy presents 
a report on the ivory 
trade, and how it is being 
used to fund terrorist 
organisations. (HD) 

10.00 $400 Million 
Emerald Mystery The 

battle for ownership of 
I the Bahia Emerald. (HD) 

11.00 Time Scanners: Double 
bill. 1.00am China's Grand 
Canal: A Photographer's 
Journey (HD) 2.00 Survive 
the Tribe: Double bill. (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Car SOS (HD) 



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8.00am Storage Wars: Double 
bill. (HD) 9.00 Storage Wars: 
Best of Jarrod and Brandi 
(HD) 9.30 Storage Wars (HD) 
10.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 
12.00noon Duck Dynasty 
(HD) 1.00pm Swamp 
People: Double bill. (HD) 
3.00-6.00 Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
6.00 Pawn Stars: A Dukes 
ofHazzard toy collection. 

(HD) 6.30 A Space 2005 
whstwatch radio. (HD) 



8.00 Leepu & Pitbull 



7.00 Pawn Stars A 

baseball pennant signed 
by Frank Sinatra. (HD) 

7.30 The guys examine 
a pair of 19th-century 
hunting rifles. (HD) 

8.00 Leepu & Pitbull 
The duo bid to turn a 
Japanese junker into a 
head-turning American 
muscle car. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars 

Jarrod and Brandi 
make a lucky bid. (HD) 

9.30 Barry discovers the 
personal possessions 

of a rap magnate. (HD) 

10.00 Storage Wars: Best of 
Jarrod and Brandi: A special 
edition of the show revisiting 
Jarrod and Brandi's best 
moments. (HD) 10.30pm- 
2.00am Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions 

of the reality series. (HD) 
2.00am Storage Wars: Best 
of Jarrod and Brandi (HD) 
2.30-5.00am Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

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6.30-9.00 Who Do You 
Think You Are? Triple bill. 
9.00 A History of Ancient 
Britain 11.00am-2.00pm 
WWII: Countdown to Victory: 
Triple bill of the series. 

2.00pm Rome's Lost Empire: 
Rome - What Lies Beneath 
4.00-6.00 Keeping Up 
Appearances: Triple bill. 6.00 
The Life of Mammals: David 
Attenborough examines 
the world of rodents. 




6.00 The Life of.. 



7.00 The Life of 
Mammals David 
Attenborough examines 
the hunting tactics of the 
world's carnivores, from 
Arctic foxes to big cats. 

8.00 Exploring the world 
of omnivores, revealing 
their myriad talents in 
the wild and how some 
species have made their 
homes in cities and towns. 

9.00 Wild Caribbean The 

effects of the region's 
powerful hurricanes 
on the islands' wildlife, 
including how reefs 
benefit from destruction. 

10.00 a journey from 
the rainforests of Panama 
to the coral Barrier 
Reef of the Americas. 



11.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 
12.00m't The Joy of Disco 

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9.00am David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 
9.30am-2.30pm The Life of 
Birds: Back-to-back editions. 
2.30-4.00pm David 
Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities: Triple bill, including 
at: 3.30 Animals able to 
expand their bodies. (HD) 
4.00-7.00 The Life of Birds: 
David Attenborough's study of 
the world's birds. 5.00 The 
mechanics of flight 6.00 The 
strategies used to find food. 




7.00 The Life of Birds 

Examining the lives of 
aquatic species, from 
the bizarre shoebill 
to the tiny dippers in 
Yellowstone Park. 

8.00 How winged 
carnivores use their 
adapted senses to locate 
an array of vulnerable 
creatures, including tiny 
voles and flamingos. 

9.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities 

Revealing the top speed 
of a cheetah. (HD) 

9.30 How some animals 
can make tools. (HD) 

10.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: As 
shown at 3.30pm. (HD) 
10.30pm-3.25am The Life 
of Birds: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

3.25-4.40am David 
Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities: Triple bill of the 
series. (HD) 4.40 The Life 
of Birds 5.30-6.00am 
Forecasting the End (HD) 



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6.00am Ultimate Warfare: 
Double bill. 8.00-11.00 
Top Tens: Triple bill. 
11.00am-2.00pm World 
War II in Colour: Triple bill. 

2.00-4.00pm Off the 
Rails: Back-to-back 
editions. 4.00 Titanic: 

The Aftermath 6.00 Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

7.00 Churchill and Me 
Hugh Dennis explores 
what Winston Churchill 
means to people today. 

8.30 Fred Dibnah's Age of 
Steam The development 
of steam power 

9.00 Greatest Tank Battles 
The Gulf War battle 

of 73 Easting in 1991. 
10.00 A surprise attack in 
the 1973 Yom Kippur War 

11.00 Aircraft Stories 
1.00am Egypt Unwrapped 
3.00-5.00 Off the Rails: 
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6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Outrageous Acts of Psych 
12.00noon-7.00pm 
World's Strangest: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 How Stuff's Made 

8.00 How Do They Do It? 
Making cricket bats. 

8.30 Powerboats. 

9.00 Deep-sea rescues. 

9.30 Finding truffles. 

10.00 Ghost Asylum NEW 
EDITION The team hunts 
for the spirits of pirates. 

11.00 Project Afterlife 
NEW EDITION 12.00m't 
Explosions Gone Wrong 
1.00am Timebomb 
Iceland 2.00 Megaquake: 
Hour That Shook Japan 

3.00 Cruise Ship 
Disaster: Inside the 
Concordia 3.50 Iceland 
Volcano: The Next 
Eruption 4.40 Explosions 
Gone Wrong 5.30- 

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8.00am Destination 
Wild: Brazil (HD) 

10.00 Destination 
Wild: Colombia (HD) 
12.00noon Destination 
Wild: Indonesia (HD) 

2.00pm Fish Warrior (HD) 

4.00 Wild Australia (HD) 

6.00 Outback Wrangler: 
Double bill. (HD) 

7.00 Outback Wrangler 
A monsoon is fast 
approaching. (HD) 

7.30 The giant crocodile 
evades Matt Wright's 
traps again. (HD) 
8.00-11.00 World's 
Deadliest Animals 
The predators of the 
Asia-Pacific region. (HD) 

9.00 The most dangerous 
creatures of Asia. (HD) 

10.00 The Amazon's most 
dangerous animals. (HD) 

11.00pm-2.00am Caught 
in the Act: Triple bill. (HD) 
2.00am Destination 
Wild: Brazil (HD) 3.00- 
5.00am Destination 
Wild: Colombia (HD) 



6.00am-7.00pm Fantom 
Works: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 
7.00-1 1.00pm Fantom 
Works The owner of DPS 
FantomWorks Daniel 
Short and his team aim 
to transform a 1970 
Chevelle by making it 
handicapped accessible. 

8.00 The owner of a 
1965 Ford Mustang has 
big plans that exceed his 
budget, and a 1951 
Studebaker truck is 
transformed into a 
premiere show vehicle. 

9.00 Daniel and the 
team attempt to convert 
a 1966 Volkswagen 
Beetle, but trouble with 
its owner causes delays. 

10.00 Daniel and the 
team aim to restore 

a 1964 Impala that 
has seen better days. 
11.00pm-6.00am Fantom 
Works: Further back-to- 
back editions of the series. 




6.00am The Draft 6.55 
The Americans on D-Day 
8.15 The Americans on 
Hell's Highway 9.30 The 
Americans in the Bulge 
11.30am-3.10pm Islam: 
Empire of Faith: Triple bill. 
3.10pm The Draft 4.30 
The Americans on D-Day 
5.40 The Americans on 
Hell's Highway 6.55 The 
Americans in the Bulge 
8.50 The Draft The history 
of compulsory military 
service in America, 
from the origins of 
conscription to its peak 
in the Vietnam War 
10.00 Burger Town 
A look at the hamburger's 
history, chronicling how 
it became America's 
most popular fast food. 
11.15pm-2.35am Islam: 
Empire of Faith: Triple bill. 
2.35am Burger Town 
3.35 The Draft 4.35 
Burger Town 5.35- 
6.00am Hell on Hooves 



7.00am Crime Stories 
(HD) 8.00am-7.00pm 
Fatal Vows: Back-to- 
back editions. (HD) 
7.00pm Fatal Vows An 
obsessive husband. (HD) 

8.00 Evil Up Close 
The life and crimes of 
Irish Roman Catholic 
priest Ivan Payne, 
who was convicted of 
molesting children. (HD) 

9.00 Friends and family 
of rapist Antoni Imiela 
offer an insight into 

his private life. (HD) 

10.00 Mind of a Murderer 
Killer Willie Trottie talks 

to criminal psychologist 
Dr Michelle Ward. (HD) 

11.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 12.00m't Evil Up 
Close (HD) 1.00am 
Mind of a Murderer (HD) 

2.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 



8.00am-2.00pm America's 
Book of Secrets: 
Back-to-back editions. 

2.00-7.00pm Ancient 
Impossible: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00 Ancient Impossible 
Examining how oil was 
obtained from the ground 
without modern drills. 

8.00 Jaws: The Inside 
Story The success of the 
1975 horror film, which 
broke all existing box 
office records at the 
time and made director 
Steven Spielberg a star 

10.00 WWhThe 
First Modern War 
Game-changing weapons 
that were introduced 
during the conflict. 

11.00 WWI's Tunnels of 
Death: The Big Dig 
12.00m'tTheX-Files: 
Double bill. 2.00am 
WWI: The First Modern 
War 3.00-5.00am 
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6.00- 9.00am Hospital Sydney: 
Triple bill of the series. 
9.00am-12.00noon 
MasterChef Australia; Triple 
bill of the series. 12.00noon 
Country House Rescue 

1.00- 7.00pm Homes Under 
the Hammer: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 5.00 
Lucy Alexander and Martin 
Roberts explore properties in 
Cornwall, Canterbury and 
Wales. 6.00 Visits to Devon, 
Berkshire and Cheshire. 




8.00 Hospital Sydney 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts 
explore properties 

in Stoke-on-Trent, 
Berkshire and Devon. 

8.00 Hospital Sydney 

A would-be football 
player’s ambitions are 
put on hold while she 
has a knee operation. 

9.00 Untold Stories of 

the ER A doctor has to 
get a patient drunk in a 
bid to save his life. 



10.00 Hoarding: Buried 
Alive The hoard 
amassed by the lead 
singer of a rock band. 



11.00 Hospital Sydney: Double 
bill. 1.00-3.00am Extreme 
Couponing: Back-to-back 
editions. 3.00-6.00am 
Hospital Sydney; Triple bill. 



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6.00am Fishing Heaven Fishing 
Hell 7.00-10.00 Fishing 
on the Edge 10.00am- 
2.00pm Thinking Tackle 
2.00pm The Great Rod Race 
3.00-6.00 The Greater 
Rod Race 6.00 Fishing 
Heaven Fishing Hell 

7.00-10.00 Fishing on the 
Edge Fishing for huge bronze 
whaler sharks in Namibia. 

7.30 Angling for cod 
in the Bristol Channel. 

8.00 A remote angler's 
paradise near the Isles of Scilly. 

8.30 Angling for bass off 
Jersey's south-east coast. 

9.00 Angling for pike 
and carp on the fly. 

9.30 Henry Gilbey samples 
light-tackle wreck fishing. 

10.00 Thinking Tackle Danny 
Fairbrass and the team share 
carp fishing tips and tactics. 
11.00pm-2.00am Thinking 
Tackle 2.00am The Great 
Rod Race 3.00-5.30 
The Greater Rod Race 
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7.00am Escape to the Country 

8.00 Flog It! 9.00am- 
1.00pm Escape to the 
Country: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 Love 
the Place You're In 3.00- 

6.00 Escape to the Country: 
Triple bill of the series. 

6.00 DIY SOS: Nick Knowles 
and the team visit Lake 
Como in Italy to help a 
couple who are confined to 
one floor of their new home. 



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6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey; Xmas Special (HD) 
12.00noon Rick Stein's Food 
Heroes Christmas Special 
1.00pm Nigel Slater's Christmas 
Suppers (HD) 2.00 Nigel 
Slater's Simple Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey; Xmas Special (HD) 

4.00 Rick Stein's Food Heroes 
Christmas Special 5.00 Nigel 
Slater's Christmas Suppers 
(HD) 6.00 Nigel Slater's 
Simple Christmas (HD) 




7.00 DIY SOS The team 
works on an unfinished 
bungalow extension. 

7.30 The team renovates 
a lounge for a woman in 
Bradford, West Yorkshire. 

8.00 DIY SOS: The Big 
Build Children in Need 
special from 2011. The 
team renovates the 
Norris Green Youth 
Centre in Liverpool. 

9.00 Escape to the 
Country Jules Hudson 
meets a Maidenhead 
couple who want to 
downsize to a smaller 
house in Lincolnshire. 

10.00 Melissa Porter 
goes house-hunting for a 
couple relocating from 
Surrey to east Devon. 



11.00 Escape to the Country 
1.00am Ty Pennington's 
British Adventure 2.00- 
4.00am Love the Place 
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6.00am Amazing Wedding 
Cakes 7.00-9.00 Jamie's 15 
Minute Meals: Back-to-back 
editions. 9.00 Pioneer Woman 
10.00am-12.30pm Cooking 
Christmas with Matt and Lisa; 
Back-to-back editions. 

12.30pm Nigel la Bites 
Christmas Special 1.30 John 
and Edd's Christmas Bakes 

2.00 Barefoot in London 
3.00-7.00 Man v Food: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Man v Food A large 
milkshake in St Louis. 

7.30 A spicy ramen made 
with 10 different chillies. 

8.00 Save My Bakery 

9.00 Fast Food Gone Global 
International food chains 
selling their goods in America. 

10.00 Restaurant Stakeout 
Willie helps to save struggling 
restaurant Junction 46. 

11.00pm-3.00am Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives: 
Back-to-back editions. 



7.00 Rick Stein's Far 
Eastern Odyssey: 

Xmas Special The chef 
demonstrates what to 
do with turkey leftovers 
at Christmas. (HD) 

8.00 Rick Stein's Food 
Heroes Christmas 
Special Rick searches for 
festive food from across 
the UK, including turkey, 
salmon, ham and goose. 

9.00 Nigel Slater's 
Christmas Suppers The 

food writer creates meals 
from Christmas dinner 
leftovers, ensuring nothing 
goes to waste. (HD) 

10.00 Nigel Slater's Simple 
Christmas (HD) 11.00 
Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey: Xmas Special (HD) 
12.00m't Rick Stein's Food 
Heroes Christmas Special 

1.00am Nigel Slater's 
Christmas Suppers (HD) 2.00 
Home Shopping 5.00 Jimmy's 
Christmas Food Factory (HD) 
5.30-6.00am Rachel's 
Favourite Food for Friends 



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6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 

8.00- 1 2.00noon Traffic Cops 
12.00noon-4.00pm 

DIY SOS: The Big Build: 
Back-to-back editions. 

4.00- 7.00pm Fantasy 
Homes by the Sea; Triple bill. 

7.00 Escape to the Country 
From Northamptonshire. 

8.00 Traffic Cops Dealing 
with deaths on the road. 

9.00 Why Planes Crash 
Helicopters are the choice 
vehicle for remote rescues 
and rapid responses. However, 
they have their own dangers. 

10.00 UFOs Declassified 
An investigation into the 
Roswell incident in 1947. 

11.00 Embarrassing Bodies: 
Teen Special 12.00m’t Fat 
Girls and Feeders 1.00am 
Paranormal Witness 2.00 
Home Shopping 4.00 Dr G: 
Medical Examiner 4.45 One 
Born: What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Saturday 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



SKY HD 192/276 
7.00pm FILM Mad Money: 
Heist comedy starring Diane 
Keaton, Queen Latifah and 
Katie Holmes. (2008, 12, 
104min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM 
Money Train; Action comedy 
starring Wesley Snipes 
and Woody Harrelson. 
(1995,18,110min) ★★ 
11.00 FILM Clerks; Kevin 
Smith's cult comedy 
starring Brian O'Halloran 
and Jeff Anderson. ( 1994, 
b/w, 18, 92min) ★★★★ 
12.50am FILM Jay and 
Silent Bob Strike Back: 
Comedy directed by and 
starring Kevin Smith. 

(2001, 18, 104min) ★★★ 
2.55-5.30am Cleaners: 
Back-to-back episodes. 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, YIRG 148, +1201 
rVIEW66, F’SAT 135, +1136 
9.00am Rapid Response 

10.00am-3.00pm Judge 
Judy: Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Dog and Beth: 

On the Hunt: Double bill. 
5.00-7.00 The Super: 
Back-to-back editions. 
7.00-9.00 Cops: Back-to- 
back editions of the series. 

9.00 Ice Cold Killers: 
Examining murders in Alaska. 

10.00 Nowhere to Hide: 
Following New York private 
investigator Steven Rambam. 

11.00 Caught on Camera: 
Double bill. Extreme 
situations. 1.00am Ice Cold 
Killers 2.00 Nowhere to Hide 
3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW46,F’SAT145, +H46 

6.00- 9.00am Ninja Warrior: 
Back-to-back editions. 
9.00TNAXplosion 10.00 
Videogame Nation 10.30 
Knightmare 11.00 Fort 
Boyard 1.00-3.00pm Strike It 
Lucky: Back-to-back editions. 

3.00- 5.30 Catchphrase; 
Back-to-back editions. 5.30 
Strike It Lucky 6.00-9.00 
Bullseye: Back-to-back 
editions. 9.00 Stars in Their 
Eyes 9.55 Family Fortunes 

10.55 Catchphrase 

11.55 The Chase USA 
12.55-3.10am Deal or No 
Deal: Triple bill. 3.10 Stars 
in Their Eyes 4.05 Fifteen 
to One 5.05-6.00am 
Family Fortunes; Double bill. 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00-1 0.30am Two and a Half 
Men: Triple bill. 10.30am- 
1.00pm The Middle: 
Back-to-back episodes of the 
series. 1.00pm Pets Make 
You LOL 1.30 Deal with It 

2.00 Epic Meal Empire 
2.30-6.30 Impractical Jokers: 

Back-to-back editions. 6.30 
Impractical Jokers US 7.00- 

9.00 Friends: Back-to-back 
episodes. 9.00 Impractical 
Jokers US 9.30 South Park 

10.00pm-1.00am Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes of 
the sitcom. 1.00am Kevin 
Bridges Live in Glasgow 2.00 
Sean Lock Live 3.05 Alan 
Carr Live: Spexy Beast 3.50 
South Park 4.15 Sir Leslie 
Quint; A Life in Film 4.20- 
6.00am The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab; After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 

8.00 Custom My Ride 

9.00 Treehouse Masters 
10.00am-9.00pm Bear 
Grylls; Escape from Hell; 
Back-to-back editions. 

9.00pm Rhino Wars: 
Battleground: The US 
military comes to the aid 
of endangered rhinos in 
South Africa. 10.00 Sinister 
Ministers: Collared 11.00 
Amish Mafia 12.00m’t 
Monsters Inside Me 
1.00am Operation Repo 

2.00 Custom My Ride 

3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 
3.50 The Garage 4.40 
American Chopper 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Tia and Tamera 
8.00 News 9.00 Giuliana 
and Bill 10.00am-3.00pm 
Kourtney & Kim Take New 
York; Back-to-back editions. 
3.00-6.00pm Kourtney and 
Kim Take Miami: Triple bill. 

6.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 7.00 News 

8.00 Keeping Up: 

Kardashian Family Rules 

8.30 Kourtney & Kim 
Take New York 9.00 The 
Royals 10.00 Botched 

11.00 News 12.00m't Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 
1.00am Sex with Brody 

1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 
News 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00-9.00am Community 
9.00am-12.00noon Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon A 

Monster Christmas 1.00pm 
FILM Christmas Is Here 
Again (2007, U, 74min) ★★ 
2.40 FILM A Christmas Tail 
(2012, U) ★★ 4.25 FILM 
Red Dog (2011, PG, 88min) 
★★★ 6.15 Sony Movie News 
Extra 6.25 FILM A League 
Their Own: Comedy drama. 
(1992, PG, 124min) ★★★★ 
9.00 FILM Swinging with the 
Finkels: Romantic comedy. 
(2010,15, 84min)^ 10.45 
FILM Vampire in Brooklyn 
(1995,15, 101 min) ★★ 
12.50am Ghost Hunters 1.50 
Ghost Hunters International 
3.30-4.00am Will & Grace 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 
7.00am-12.00noon Pawn 
Stars: Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm 
Hardcore Pawn: Back-to- 
back editions. (HD) 
3.00-9.00pm Judge Judy: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars: New York: 
Double bill. (HD) 10.00 
Wahiburgers: The New Kids 
on the Block tour coincides 
with Mark's publicity 
push in New York. (HD) 

10.30 Donnie Loves Jenny: 
Jenny settles into the new 
family home. (HD) 11.00pm- 
2.30am Hardcore Pawn: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
2.30-5.00am Pawn Stars; 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 



SPIKE 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, PSAT141 
9.00am Cowboy Builders & 
Bodge Jobs 10.00 Can't 
Pay? We'll Take It Away 

11.00 Police Interceptors: 
Special Edition 12.00noon 
The Gadget Show 

1.00-3.55pm Bar Rescue 

3.55 Access 4.00-7.00 
Police Interceptors: Triple bill. 

7.00 UK's Strongest Man 
2015: Action from the final of 
the annual contest. 8.00 
Spike Fight Night: Action 
from a recent boxing bout. 

10.30 FILM Blitz: British crime 
thriller starring Jason 
Statham. (2011, 18, 97min) 
★★★ 12.30am Football 
League Tonight 2.00 Police 
Interceptors: Special Edition 
2.30-3.00am Cops 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 
6.00-10.00am Toddlers & 
Tiaras: Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 10.00am-4.00pm 
Extreme Couponing: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 4.00- 
6.00pm Say Yes to the Dress: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 

The Big Day (HD) 7.00 I'm 
Having Their Baby (HD) 

8.00 My Strange Addiction 
(HD) 9.00 Hoarding: Buried 
Alive (HD) 10.00 The 

Day I Almost Died (HD) 

11.00 Sex Sent Me to the ER 
(HD) 12.00m't My Strange 
Addiction (HD) 1.00am 
Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 

2.00 The Day I Almost 
Died (HD) 3.00-6.00am 
Extreme Couponing (HD) 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am John Wilson's Dream 
Fishing 7.00 Down on the 
Farm 8.00 Tommy Walsh's 
Eco House 9.00 The Tree 
Team 10.00 Salvage Hunters 

11.00 Battle Castle with Dan 
Snow 12.00noon Gold Rush 

1.00pm Chasing Classic Cars 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 3.00-6.00 Wheeler 
Dealers: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 6.00 
Gold Rush 7.00 Salvage 
Hunters 8.00 Murder Shift 

9.00 Forensic Detectives 

10.00 The Making of the 
Mob 11.00 Couples Who Kill 
12.00m't Forensic Detectives 
2.00am The Tree Team 3.00 
Down on the Farm 4.00- 
6.00am Desert Car Kings 



TRUTV 



SKY198,PVIEW68,F'SAT154 

6.00am-4.00pm Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions. 4.00pm The Great 
Christmas Light Fight; 
Double bill of the series. 

6.00-8.00 Caught Red 
Handed: Back-to-back 
re-enactments of shoplifting 
crimes. 8.00 Fear Thy 
Neighbour: Double bill. 

True tales of nightmare 
neighbours living next door 

10.00 Stranger In My 
Home: Real-life stories of 
mystery and suspense. 

11.00 Cold Justice: Sex Crimes 
12.00m't-5.00am Crime 
Stories: The truth behind 
intriguing real-life cases. 
5.00-6.00am Psychic 
Detectives: Double bill. 



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SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 
Extraterrestrial 10.15 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails 12.00noon Shelby 

Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 

1.45pm Maleficent Special 2.15 
Cake As 10.00pm. 4.15 Taken 3 
- Extended Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 
Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Family 
adventure starring Anke Engel ke and 
Milo Parker. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 



6.00am Confessions of a Teenage 
Drama Queen 7.40 Disney's 
Dumbo 8.55 The Muppet 
Christmas Carol 10.35 Winnie the 
Pooh 11.50 Frozen Sing-A-Long 
Version 1.40pm Disney's Dumbo 
3.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol 
Comedy. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 
4.30 Tangled Animated musical. (S) 
(2010, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 6.20 
The Lion King Animated adventure. 
(S)(1994, PG, 88min) ★★★★★ 



10.00 Cake 



8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 

Action thriller sequel starring 
Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent 
Bryan Mills fights to clear 
his own name after being 
framed for his ex-wife's murder. 
With Forest Whitaker, Maggie 
Grace and Famke Janssen. 
(S)(2014,15,110min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. 

(S) (2014, 15, 98min)^^ 

1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. 

5.00 Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies 
Special A look at the historical thriller 

5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 




VIRGIN 

402 






SKY SHOWCASE 



8.00 Frozen Sing-A-Long 
Version Animated musical 
featuring the voice of Kristen 
Bell. An orphaned princess 
runs away after her magic 
powers throw her kingdom into 
eternal winter and her sister 
goes on a quest to find her. (S) 
(2013, PG, lOSmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.50 White Fang Adventure 
set in the Alaskan gold rush, 
starring Ethan Hawke and 
Klaus Maria Brandauer. (S) 
(1990, PG,109min)ik^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.40 White Fang 2: The Myth of the 
White Wolf Adventure starring Scott 
Bairstow. (1994, U, 102min) ★★ 
1.30am Tron: Legacy Sci-fi adventure 
sequel starring Jeff Bridges. (S) 

(2010, PG, 125min) ★★★ 

3.45 Sky High Fantasy comedy. (S) 
(2005, PG, lOOmin) ★★★ 

5.30-6.00am The Good Dinosaur: 
Sky Movies Special A look at Pixar's 
animated prehistoric adventure. 



SKY FAMILY 



SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 



6.25am The Mask 8.15 A Christmas 
Carol 10.05 The Grinch 
12.00noon Lego DC Comics Super 
Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro 
League 1.00pm The Lego Movie 
2.55 Charlie and the Chocolate 
Factory 5.00 The Grinch Comic 
fantasy. (S) (2000, PG, 101 min) ★★ 
7.00 Lego DC Comics Super 
Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro 
League Animation with the voice of 
Nolan North. (2015, U, 49min) ★★★ 



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8.00 The Lego Movie Animated 
comedy featuring the voices 
of Chris Pratt and Elizabeth 
Banks. An ordinary man 
living in a city made of the 
construction toy is mistakenly 
chosen to save the world. (S) 
(2014, U, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.50 A Christmas Carol Charles 
Dickens's famous festive tale 
starring George C Scott. Miserly 
Ebenezer Scrooge comes to 
learn the true meaning of 
Christmas. With Frank Finlay. 
(1984, U, lOOmin) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 The Harry Hill Movie Comedy 
co-written by and starring Harry 
Hill. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 
1.25am The Mask Fantasy comedy 
with Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz. 
(S)(1994, PG, lOlmin)^^^^ 

3.20 Charlie and the Chocolate 
Factory Tim Burton's fantasy. (S) 
(2005, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 

5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special 



SXYACnON/ADVENTURE 



VIRGIN407 
HD 437 



6.00am X-Men 7.55 X2 10.15 
X-Men: The Last Stand 12.15pm 
X-Men: Days of Future Past As 
9.00pm. 2.30 X-Men Fantasy 
adventure starring Patrick Stewart. 
(S)(2000,12,104min) ★★★ 

4.30 X2 Fantasy adventure sequel 
starring Patrick Stewart. (S) (2002, 
12, 133min) ★★★★ 7.00 X-Men: 
The Last Stand Sci-fi action sequel 
starring Patrick Stewart and Halle 
Berry. (S) (2006, 12, 104min) ★★★ 




X-Men: The Last Stand 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 X-Men: Days of Future 
Past Superhero adventure 
sequel starring Hugh Jackman. 
Wolverine is sent back in 
time to change history and 
prevent a war that has 
devastated the world. With 
Jennifer Lawrence, Michael 
Fassbender and James McAvoy. 
(S) (2014,12,131 min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.15 Rage Crime thriller starring 
Nicolas Cage. (2014, 15, 94min) ★★ 
1.00am Blade Action adventure 
chiller starring Wesley Snipes. (S) 
(1998, 18, 121 min) ★★★ 

3.10 The Outlaw Josey Wales 
Western starring Clint Eastwood. 
(1976, 18, 130min) ★★★★★ 

5.30-6.00am Spectre Special 



SKY 310 

HD 310/337 



VIRGIN 403 
HD 433 



7.10am The Book Thief 9.30 
American Sniper 11.45 The 
Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies 
Special 12.15 pm The 
Boxtrolls 2.00 Sherlock 
Holmes As shown at 8.00pm. 

4.15 Wild Wild West Western 
adventure comedy. (S) 

(1999, 12, 106min)^ 6.15 
The Boxtrolls Stop-motion 
animated fantasy. (S) 

(2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 

8.00 Sherlock Holmes Action 
adventure starring Robert 
Downey Jr and Jude Law. (S) 
(2009,12,128min) ★★★★ 

10.15 American Sniper Biopic 
starring Bradley Cooper (S) 
(2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ 

12.30am The Calling Crime 
thriller with Susan Sarandon. 
(S) (2014, 15, 106min) ★★ 

2.30 Die Hard with a 
Vengeance Action thriller 
sequel starring Bruce Willis. 
(S)(1995,15,128min) ★★★ 

4.50-6.20am Alexander and 
the Terrible, Horrible, No 
Good, Very Bad Day Family 
comedy with Ed Oxenbould. 
(S)(2014, PG, 81min)^^^ 



SKY GREATS 



SKY 304 

HD 304/331 



VIRGIN 404 
HD 434 



6.00am Invasion of the 
Body Snatchers 7.25 Harry 
Potter and the Prisoner of 
Azkaban 9.50 Harry Potter 
and the Goblet of Fire 
12.25pm The Top Ten Show 
2015 12.40 Harry Potter 
and the Philosopher's Stone: 
Extended 3.30 Harry Potter 
and the Chamber of Secrets: 
Extended 6.35 Harry Potter 
and the Prisoner of Azkaban 

9.00 Harry Potter and the 
Goblet of Fire Fantasy 
adventure based onJK 
Rowling's novel, with Daniel 
Radcliffe and Rupert Grint. (S) 
(2005,12,157min) ★★★ 
11.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 
11.55 Harry Potter and the 
Philosopher's Stone: 
Extended Version Fantasy 
adventure starring Daniel 
Radcliffe and Alan Rickman. 
(2001, PG, 161 min) ★★★★ 
2.55-6.00am Harry Potter 
and the Chamber of 
Secrets: Extended Version 
Fantasy adventure sequel 
starring Daniel Radcliffe. 
(2002, PG, 176min) ★★★★ 



TCM 



SKY 317 
HD 317/341 



VIRGIN415 
HD 416 



6.10am Kung Fu 8.15 The 
First Texan 9.50 The Savage 
Guns 11.30 The Sheepman 
1.10pm Protocol 3.00 King 
Solomon's Mines Adventure. 
(1950, U, 102min)^^^^ 

5.00 Tarzan's Greatest 
Adventure Jungle adventure. 
(1959, PG, 90min) ★★ 

6.40 Taras Bulba Historical 
epic starring Yul Brynner 
(1962, U,124min) ★★ 

9.00 Dirty Harry Thriller 
starring Clint Eastwood. 

(1971, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ 

10.55 The Hangover Dark 
comedy with Bradley Cooper 
(2009, 15, 99min) ★★★★ 

12.50am The Dead Pool 
Thriller with Clint Eastwood. 
(1988,18, 91 min) ★★ 

2.35 The Sergeant Drama 
starring Rod Steiger 
(1968,15, 107min) ★★★ 

4.30 Hollywood's Best Film 
Directors With Rob Cohen. 

5.00-6. 50am Protocol 
Comedy starring Goldie 
Hawn. ( 1984, PG, 91 min) ★★ 



VIRGIN 

417 



SKY COMEDY 



SKY 308 

HD 308/335 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



6.20am Son of the Pink Panther 
8.05 Coneheads 9.40 The 
Waterboy 11.20 The 40 Year Old 
Virgin As 8.00pm. 1.20pm Romy 
and Michele's High School Reunion 
Comedy. (1997 15, 91 min) ★★★ 
3.00 Boat Trip Comedy. (S) (2002, 

15, 93min) ★ 4.40 Good Luck 
Chuck Comedy starring Dane Cook. 
(S) (2007, 15, 99min) ★ 6.25 The 
Waterboy Comedy starring Adam 
Sandler. (S) (1998, 12, 90min) ★★ 




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9.00am A Christmas Snow 

11.10 Christmas in the Clouds 
1.05pm Sony Movie News 
Extra 1.15 K9 Christmas 

Drama. (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 

3.05 Home for Christmas 

Drama. (1990, U, 96min) ★★ 

5.10 The Shadow Riders 

Western starring Tom Selleck. 
(1982, PG, 95min) ★★★ 

7.10 Saints and Soldiers: 

Battle of the Tanks World 
War Two drama with K Danor 
Gerald and Adam Gregory. 
(2014,12, 91min)^^ 

9.00 Age of Heroes World War 
Two action thriller starring 
Sean Bean and Danny Dyer 
(2011,15, 89min) ★★★ 

10.55 Dead Birds Horror 
thriller with Henry Thomas. 
(2004, 15, 87min) ★★★ 
12.45am Hollow Man II 
Thriller starring Christian 
Slater (2006, 15, 88min) ★★ 
2.35 The Caine Mutiny 
Court-Martial Military drama. 
(1988, PG, lOOmin) ★★★ 
5.00-6.00am Providence 



8.00am MegaFault 9.50 
Horror Highlights 10.00 
Hercules: The Legendary 
Journeys 11.00 The Lost 
World 3.00pm Nightscream 
Chiller (1997 15, 120min) ★★ 

4.50 Age of the Dragons 
Action fantasy starring Danny 
Glover (2010, 12, 90min) ★ 
6.45 Summer of Fear 
Horror mystery starring Linda 
Blair (1978, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

8.50 Horror Highlights 
9.00 The Dentist Horror 

thriller starring Corbin 
Bernsen and Linda Hoffman. 
(1996, 18, 88min) ★★★ 

10.50 Diary of the Dead 
Horror starring Michelle 
Morgan and Josh Close. 

(2007, 18, 91 min) ★★★★ 

12.45am Crawl Or Die Horror 
starring Nicole Alonso, Torey 
Byrne and Tommy Ball. 

(2014, 18, 90min) ★★ 

2.35 The Loved Ones Horror 
thriller starring Xavier Samuel. 
(2009, 18, 84min) ★★★ 
4.10-4.30am Horror Highlights 



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8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 



8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 

Comedy starring Steve Carell 
and Catherine Keener. The 
workers in an electrical 
shop set out to coach their 
inexperienced 40-year-old 
colleague in the art of 
seduction. With Paul Rudd. (S) 
(2005, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 The Opposite Sex 

Comedy starring Mena Suvari 
and Geoff Stults. A lawyer 
and a divorcee set each 
other a series of challenges, 
with forfeits to be paid for 
failure. (2014, 15, 93min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.40 Borat! Mockumentary comedy. 
(S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★★ 

1.10am Deuce Bigalow: European 
Gigolo Comedy starring Rob 
Schneider. (S) (2005, 15, 83min) ★ 

2.40 Austin Powers in Goldmember 
Comedy. (S) (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ 

4.30-6.05am Son of the Pink Panther 
Comedy. (1993, PG, 89min) ★ 



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7.00am The Christmas Card 

9.00 The Christmas Shoes 

11.00 A Hobo's Christmas 
1.00pm The Christmas Card 

Drama starring John Newton. 
(2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 

3.00 A Christmas Visitor 
Melodrama starring William 
Devane. (2002, PG, lOOmin) 
idc 5.00 Last Christmas 
Festive drama starring Ray 
Winstone and Pauline Quirke. 

7.00 Christmas in Canaan 

Festive family drama with Billy 
Ray Cyrus and Jaishon Fisher 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 

9.00 Christmas Every Day 

Fantasy comedy starring Bess 
Armstrong and Erik Von 
Detten. ( 1996, U, 89min) ★★ 

11.00 The Year Without a 
Santa Claus Festive comedy 
starring John Goodman. 
(2006, U, 85min) ★★ 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am Moonlight and 
Mistletoe Festive family 
drama starring Tom Arnold. 
(2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 



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6.00am Ain't Them Bodies Saints 
7.45 Bonnie and Clyde 9.45 After 
the Sunset 11.30 The Bank Job 
1.30pm RocknRolla As 9.00pm. 
3.30 After the Sunset Comedy 
thriller. (S) (2004, 12, 97min) ★★★ 
5.15 The Italian Job Classic crime 
caper starring Michael Caine. (S) 
(1969, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★★ 7.00 
The Bank Job Crime thriller starring 
Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows. 
(S)(2008,15,107min) ★★★ 



7.15am I'll Be Home for Christmas 
8.45 Saving Santa 10.15 Mickey's 
Twice Upon a Christmas 11.30 
Miracle on 34th Street 1.30pm 
Bad Santa As shown at 8.00pm. 

3.15 Saving Santa Animated comedy. 
(S) (2013, U, 90min) ★ 4.45 
Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas 
Animated yuletide tales. (S) (2004, 
U, 68min) ★★★ 6.00 Miracle 
on 34th Street Fantasy remake. 
(S)(1994, U,114min) ★★★★ 



6.00am Oculus 7.50 The Martian: 
Sky Movies Special 8.20 The 
Giver 10.00 The Maze Runner 
12.00noon The Matrix As 9.00pm. 
2.20pm The Top Ten Show 2015 
2.35 Jaws Monster thriller. (S) 
(1975,12,125min) ★★★★★ 

4.45 Transformers: Age of Extinction 
Special 5.15 The Giver Sci-fi 
adventure. (S) (2014, 12, 97min) ★★ 
7.00 The Maze Runner Adventure. 
(S) (2014,12,110min) ★★★ 





The Bank Job 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

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9.00 RocknRolla Guy Ritchie's 
crime comedy thriller starring 
Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson 
and Thandie Newton. Two 
East End crooks trigger a feud 
between a London crime boss 
and a Russian mobster. With 
Mark Strong and Idris Elba. 

(S) (2008,15,114min)^^ 

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11.00 The Usual Suspects Thriller 
with Gabriel Byrne and Kevin Spacey. 
A group of conmen plan a heist only 
to learn they are being manipulated. 
(S)(1995,18,105min) ★★★★★ 
12.55am Assassin Thriller starring 
Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 
2.30 American Heist Crime drama 
starring Adrien Brody and Hayden 
Christensen. (2014, 15, 94min) ★★ 
4.15-6.10am The Italian Job Classic 
crime caper, as shown at 5.15pm. 



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4.45 Mickey's Twice Upon a... 



8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton as 
a foul-mouthed department 
store Santa whose seasonal job 
is a cover for his true vocation 
as a safecracker. With Tony Cox. 
(S) (2003, 15, 91 min)^^^^ 

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9.45 Trading Places Comedy 
starring Dan Aykroyd and Eddie 
Murphy. A stuffy financier is 
forced to swap places with 
a fast-talking hustler. (S) 

(1983, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ 

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11.45 I'll Be Home for Christmas 

Festive comedy with Jonathan Taylor 
Thomas. (1998, PG, 85min) ★★ 

1.20am Almost Christmas Comedy 
drama with Paul Giamatti and Paul 
Rudd. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 
3.15 Trading Places As 9.45pm. 
5.15-7.00am Holiday Inn Musical 
comedy starring Bing Crosby. (S) 
(1942,b/w,U, 101 min) ★★★★ 




6.45am Next Goal Wins 8.30 
Before Sunrise 10.15 Before 
Sunset 11.45 A Bridge Too Far 
2.45pm Million Dollar Baby 

Oscar-winning boxing drama. (S) 
(2004, 12, 132min) ★★★★★ 
5.00 A Fistful of Dollars Spaghetti 
Western starring Clint Eastwood. 
(1964,15, 96min) ★★★★ 6.45 
For a Few Dollars More Spaghetti 
Western starring Clint Eastwood. 
(S)(1965,15,128min) ★★★★ 



■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am The Three Stooges 1.00pm 
Rat Race Comedy. (S) (2001, 12, 
112min) ★★★ 3.10 The Cat Returns 
(Dubbed) Japanese animated 
fantasy. (S) (2002, U, 75min) ★★★ 

4.45 The Rocketeer Fantasy 
adventure. (S) (1991, PG, 108min) 
★★★★ 6.55 One Day Romantic 
drama. (S) (2011, 12, 107min) ★★★★ 






The Maze Runner 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

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9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Keanu Reeves, 
Laurence Fishburne and 
Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer 
hacker learns that he is 
destined to save humanity from 
enslavement by a network of 
artificially intelligent computers. 
(S)(1999,15,136min) ★★★★ 

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11.30 Oculus Horror starring Karen 
Gillan. (S) (2014, 15, 103min) ★★★ 

1.20am All Cheerleaders Die 

Comedy horror starring Caitlin 
Stasey. (S) (2013, 15, 89min) ★★★ 

3.05 Dawn of the Dead Remake of 
the 1978 George A Romero horror 
movie. (S) (2004, 18, lOOmin) ★★★ 

5.00 The Martian: Sky Movies Special 
5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 



5.00 A Fitful of Dollars 



For a Few Dollars More 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

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9.00 The Good, the Bad 
and the Ugly Sergio Leone's 
classic Spaghetti Western set 
during the American Civil War. 
Stars Clint Eastwood, Lee 
Van Cleef and Eli Wallach. (S) 
(1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ 

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One Day 

(film started at 6.55pm) 

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9.00 Immortals Epic action 
adventure based on Greek 
mythology starring Henry Cavill 
and Mickey Rourke. A young 
peasant goes into battle against 
an evil king. With Freida Pinto. 
(S) (2011,15,110min) ★★★ 

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12.00m't Raging Bull Martin 
Scorsese's biopic of boxer Jake 
LaMotta, starring Robert De Niro. (S) 
(1980, b/w, 18, 119min) ★★★★★ 
2.10am A History of Violence 
Thriller starring Viggo Mortensen. 

(S) (2005, 18, 96min) ★★★ 
3.50-5.30am The Skeleton Twins 
Offebeat comedy drama starring Bill 
Hader.(S)(2014,15, 91min)^^^ 



11.10 Stoker Sensual horror thriller. 

(S) (2013, 18, 94min) ★★★★ 
1.10-4.00am The Girl Who Kicked 
The Hornet's Nest Swedish crime 
thriller, the final part in the trilogy. 
Subtitled. (2009, 15, 146min) ★★ 



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9.00am Santa's Summer 
House 11.00 A Christmas 
Tail 12.50pm Sony Movie 
News Extra 1.00 Santa 
with Muscles Festive family 
comedy. (1996, U, 97min) ★ 

3.00 Elf-Man Festive family 
comedy. (2012, U, 83min) 
4.55 The Pickwick Papers 
Vintage British comedy 
starring James Hayter 
(1952, U,115min) ★★★★ 

7.10 The Christmas Clause 

Drama with Lea Thompson. 
(2008, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 A Perfect Day Family 
drama starring Rob Lowe. 
(2006, PG, 91 min)^ 

10.55 An Evergreen Christmas 
Drama. (2014, PG, 98min) ★★ 

1.00am One Bad Christmas 
Comedy with Omar Gooding. 
(2012,12, 91min)^^ 

2.55 The Light Before 
Christmas Animated fantasy. 
(2007 U, 28min) ★★★ 

3.35-6.00am Force 10 from 
Navarone Adventure sequel. 
(1978,12,118min) ★★ 



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7.00am Christmas Miracle 

9.00 Back to Christmas 

11.00 Spirit of Christmas 
1.00pm PREMIERE 
Christmas Wish Drama. 
(2007 PG, 88min) ★★ 

3.00 PREMIERE Once Upon a 
Holiday Romantic drama. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

5.00 PREMIERE Charming 
Christmas Festive drama. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

7.00 PREMIERE A Rodeo and 
Juliet Christmas Drama 
starring Tim Abell and Krista 
Allen. (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ 

9.00 Jingle All the Way Action 
comedy starring Arnold 
Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. 
(1996, PG, 89min) ★★ 

11.00 An En Vogue Christmas 
Festive drama starring Terry 
Ellis. (2014, U, 90min) ★★ 

1.00am Gifts for Christmas 
Festive drama starring Marla 
Sokoloff and Mark Webber 
(2010, U, 85min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am The Christmas 
Hope Festive family drama 
starring Madeleine Stowe. 
(2009, PG, 90min) ★★ 



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6.00am The Whip Hand 7.45 
Robinson Crusoe 9.35 
Pacific Inferno 11.25 The 
Last Blitzkrieg 1.10pm The 
Bridge World War Two drama. 
(1969, PG, lOSmin) ★★ 

3.15 What a Carve Up! Comedy 
chiller (1961, b/w, U, 88min) 
5.05 24 Hours to Kill 
Thriller (1965, U, 94min)^^ 
6.55 Tracker Action drama. 
(2010,12,101 min) ★★★ 

9.00 Daylight Robbery 

Heist thriller starring Geoff 
Bell and Vas Blackwood. A 
group of England football fans 
plan to ram-raid a London 
bank, using a trip to a World 
Cup match as their alibi. 
(2008, 15, 98min) ★★★ 

11.00 Incubus Horror thriller 
starring Tara Reid, Russell 
Carter and Monica Dean. 
(2005,15, 84min)^ 

12.40am Vampire Bats Sci-fi 
horror thriller sequel starring 
Lucy Lawless and Dylan Neal. 
(2005,15, 85min) ★★ 
2.25-4.00am Cloud Dancer 
Drama with David Carradine. 
(1980, PG, 92min) ★★ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



EVENING (6-10pm) 



6.05pm Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered 
Country Dai/e Sci-fi. (HD) ★★★★ 

6.25pm A League of Their Own SonyTV 
Sporting comedy drama. ★★★★ 

7.00pm Mad Money AMC ★★★ 

7.00pm Journey to the Center of the Earth 
Syfy Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★ 

8.00pm The Simpsons Movie E4 Animated 
comedy adventure. (HD) ★★★★★ 

8.00pm Christmas with the Kranks 5^ ★ 
8.20pm Back to the Future Part II ITV2 
Time-travel adventure. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm Non-Stop Channel 4 {HD) ★★★★ 
9.00pm Texas Killing Fields /71/4 (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm Money Train AMC ★★ 

9.00pm Not Another Teen Movie Comedy 
Centra/ Teen romance spoof. (HD) ★ 
9.00pm Swinging with the Finkels SonyTV ★ 
9.00pm The Vanishing Syfy {HD) ir 



1 0.05pm The Green Hornet 5^ ★★★ 

1 0.30pm Blitz Spike ★★★ 

10.45pm Glory 88C2 (Scot/Wales: 1 1.45pm) 
Historical drama. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.45pm Vampire in Brooklyn SonyTV ★★ 

1 1 .1 0pm We Were Soldiers ITV4 (HD) ★★★ 
1 1 .1 0pm Infestation Syfy (HD) ★★★ 

1 2.00m't Reservoir Dogs Channel 5 ★★★★ 
1 2.00m't Wayne's World Dave (HD) ★★★★ 
12.1 0am The Descendants Channel 4 
Bittersweet comedy drama. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.40am Come as You Are BBC2 (Not Scot/ 
Wales) Comedy drama. Subtitled. (HD) ★★★ 
1 .1 0am Avalanche Sharks Syfy (HD) ★ 
4.00am 500 MPH Storm Syfy (HD) ★★ 



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6.00am Football Gold (HD) 

7.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

7.30 Barclays Premier 
League Preview (HD) 

8.00 Game Changers 
(HD) 8.30 Barclays 
Premier League Preview 
(HD) 9.00 The Fantasy 
Football Club (HD) 

10.00 Soccer AM (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE SPFL 
Football Dundee v 
Aberdeen: Coverage of 
the Scottish Premiership 
clash from Dens Park. 
Kick-off is at 12.30. (HD) 

2.45pm LIVE PR012 
Rugby Union Glasgow 
Warriors v Leinster: 
Coverage from Scotstoun. 
Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday 
Night Football Chelsea 
V Bournemouth: The 
Premier League match 
from Stamford Bridge. 
Kick-off is at 5.30. 

8.00 SNF - Game of the 

Day Today's top Premier 
League match. (HD) 

10.00 SNF - Match 
Choice Premier League 
highlights. (HD) 

11.30 SNF - Match 
Choice (HD) 1.00am 
SNF - Match Choice 
(HD) 2.30 Football Gold 

3.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

3.30 Football Gold 4.30 
Barclays Premier League 
Legends (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Football Gold 



6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
India v South Africa: Day 
three of the fourth and 
final Test at the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 

12.00noon Cricket's 
Greatest (HD) 

I. 00pm Tennis Action 
from a key event. 

4.00 Sporting Greats 

5.00 LIVE La Liga 
Football Granada v 
Atletico Madrid: The La 
Liga clash at the Estadio 
Nuevo Los Carmenes. 
Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 

7.25 LIVE La Liga 
Football Valencia v 
Barcelona: The La Liga 
clash from the Mestalla. 
Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 

9.30 La Liga Football Real 
Madrid v Getafe. (HD) 

II. 30 Spanish Football 
Highlights Valencia v 
Barcelona. (HD) 

11.45 Test Cricket India 
V South Africa. (HD) 

12.45am Spanish Football 
Highlights (HD) 1.00 
Cricket's Greatest (HD) 

1.30 Glenn McGrath 
Masterclass (HD) 2.00 
Cricketing Yorkshire 
(HD) 2.30 Cricket 
Specials (HD) 2.55 Test 
Cricket (HD) 3.50- 
6.00am LIVE Test 
Cricket: India v South 
Africa: Coverage of day 
four of the fourth and 
final Test from the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 



5.00am LIVE HSBC 
Sevens World Series: 

The Dubai Sevens: 
Coverage of the second 
day of the first round 
of the season, held at 
the Sevens Stadium 
in the United Arab 
Emirates, featuring the 
knockout matches. (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE HSBC 
Sevens World Series 

The Dubai Sevens: 
Further coverage of the 
second day of the first 
round of the season, 
held at the Sevens 
Stadium in the UAE. (HD) 

5.00pm Test Cricket As 

shown at 9.30pm. (HD) 

6.00 Tennis Action 
from a key event. 

9.30 Test Cricket India v 
South Africa: Action 
from the third day of the 
fourth Test at the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi, as 
the final match of the 
series continued. (HD) 

10.30 WWE - Late Night 
- Smackdown Over- 
the-top wrestling action. 

12.30am Time of Our 
Lives (HD) 1.30 
Sporting Greats 2.00 
Sporting Heroes: Paul 
Robinson Interviewing 
Neville Southall (HD) 

3.00 Sporting Greats 

4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Graham Taylor 
Interviews Denis Law 
(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Time of Our Lives (HD) 



6.00am Australian PGA 
Championship Golf (HD) 
8.00 LIVE Nedbank 
Golf Challenge: Coverage 
of the third day at the 
Gary Player Country 
Club Course in Sun City, 
South Africa, where 
Danny Willett was 
victorious last year. (HD) 

3.00pm Australian PGA 
Championship Golf As 

shown at 10.00pm. (HD) 

4.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge Highlights 
of the third day at the 
Gary Player Country 
Club Course in Sun City, 
South Africa. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Hero World 
Challenge Golf 

Coverage of the third day 
at The Albany Resort in 
the Bahamas, where 
Jordan Spieth is the 
reigning champion. (HD) 

10.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf 

Action from day three of 
the prestigious PGA Tour 
of Australasia event, held 
at the Royal Pines Resort 
in Queensland. (HD) 

11.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge As shown 
at 4.00pm. (HD) 

12.00m't Hero World 
Challenge Golf: Action 
from the third day's 
play at The Albany 
Resort in the Bahamas. 
(HD) 5.00am Sporting 
Greats 5.30-6.00am 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 



6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 
WWE - Smackdown 
(HD) 11.00 Time 
of Our Lives (HD) 

12.00noon Gillette 
Soccer Saturday Jeff 
Stelling and guests 
preside over the day's 
football action. (HD) 

5.15pm WWE- 
Smackdown (HD) 

7.15 Sky Scholars (HD) 

7.25 WWE From the 
Vault Highlights. (HD) 

7.40 LIVE Top 14 Rugby 
Union Toulouse v 
Oyonnax: The French 
top-flight match from 
the Stade Ernest Wallon. 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

9.45 Sporting Rivalries 

England v France in 
rugby union. (HD) 

10.15 One2Eleven (HD) 

10.30 Sporting Greats 

11.30 Football's Greatest 
Managers Mario Zagallo. 

12.00m't Football's 
Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 12.30am 
Time of Our Lives (HD) 

1.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 2.00 
Time of Our Lives 3.00 
Football's Greatest 
International Teams 
(HD) 3.30 Time of Our 
Lives 4.30 Football's 
Greatest Players 
(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Time of Our Lives 



6.00am Luge (HD) 6.45 
SkiJumping(HD)7.45 
LIVE Nordic Combined 
Skiing: The World Cup 
meeting in Lillehammer, 
Norway 9.00 LIVE 
Cross-Country Skiing: The 
World Cup meeting from 
Lillehammer, Norway. 
11.30 LIVE Biathlon: The 
World Cup meeting in 
Ostersund, Sweden. (HD) 

I. 00pm LIVE Nordic 
Combined Skiing 

Further coverage from 
Lillehammer, Norway. 

2.00 LIVE Biathlon 

Further coverage from 
Ostersund, Sweden. (HD) 

3.45 LIVE Ski Jumping 

The World Cup meeting 
from Lillehammer 
in Norway. (HD) 

5.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing 

Coverage of the World 
Cup meeting in Beaver 
Creek, America. (HD) 

7.30 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup highlights from Lake 
Louise, Canada. (HD) 

9.15 Ski Jumping World 
Cup highlights from 
Lillehammer. (HD) 

9.55 Horse Excellence 

10.00 Showjumping 

The European Masters 
event in Paris. (HD) 

II. 30 Horse Racing 
11.40 Horse Excellence 

11.45pm-1.00am Ski 
Jumping Action from 
Lillehammer (HD) 



6.15am WATTS 7.15 
Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 

9.00 Ski Jumping (HD) 

9.30 Motorcycle Live 
Show 2015 (HD) 

10.30 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica (HD) 11.30 
Macau Grand Prix (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Snooker: 
UK Championship 

The opening semi-final 
from the Barbican 
Centre in York. (HD) 

4.00 The Ronnie 
O'Sullivan Show With 
guest Judd Trump (HD) 

4.30 GT Academy 2015: 
Back to Basics (HD) 

4.45 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica A review 
of the 2015 season. (HD) 

5.45 Macau Grand Prix 

Action from the 
motorcycle event from 
the Guia Circuit in 
Macau, China. (HD) 

6.45 LIVE Snooker: 

UK Championship 

The second semi-final 
from the Barbican 
Centre in York (HD) 

10.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship Action 
from the semi-finals 
at the Barbican 
Centre in York. (HD) 

12.00m't The Ronnie 
O'Sullivan Show: With 
guest Judd Trump. (HD) 
12.30am Eurosport News 
(HD) 5.45-6.45am 
Alpine Skiing (HD) 




7.15am Last Week, This 
Week (HD) 7.30 Gillette 
World Sport (HD) 8.00 
World Wide Sports (HD) 
8.30 Barclays Premier 
League Preview (HD) 9.00 
Football Tonight (HD) 

10.00 Matchday Live 
with Fletch & Sav (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE Premier 
League Stoke City v 
Manchester City: Coverage 
from Britannia Stadium. 
Kick-off is at 12.45. (HD) 
3.00pm LIVE Premiership 
Rugby Union Bath v 
Northampton Saints: From 
the Recreation Ground. 
Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 
5.15 LIVE Premiership 
Rugby Union Wasps v 
Exeter Chiefs: Coverage 
from Ricoh Arena. 

Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 
7.45 Hyundai A-League 
Action from Australia. (HD) 

9.00 Football Tonight (HD) 
9.30 Fletch & Sav - 

The Best Bits (HD) 

10.00 LIVE NBA Toronto 
Raptors v Golden State 
Warriors: Coverage from 
Air Canada Centre. (HD) 

12.30am NBA Action (HD) 

1.00 LIVE College 
Football (HD) 4.30 Snow 
Unleashed (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am UEFA Europa 
League Magazine (HD) 




6.00am Premiership 
Rugby Union (HD) 7.00 
LIVE PSA Squash: The 
semi-finals of the PSA 
Squash Hong Kong Open. 
(HD) 11.30 Road to Rio 
(HD) 12.00noon 
Premiership Rugby Union 
(HD) 1.00pm LIVE 
Hockey: The fifth-placed 
play-off: Push-back is at 
1.00. (HD) 3.00 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 

3.15 LIVE Hockey: The 
second semi-final: 
Push-back is at 3.15. 
Coverage of the Men’s 
Hero (HD) 5.15 LIVE 
Hockey: New Zealand v 
South Korea: The 
Women’s Hero Hockey 
World League Final 
Push-back is at 5.15. (HD) 
7.15 Last Week, This Week 
(HD) 7.30 LIVE Hockey: 
Netherlands v Germany: 
Push-back is at 730. (HD) 
9.45 LIVE Hockey: Australia 
V China: Push-back is at 
9.45. (HD) 12.00m't 
LIVE Hockey: Argentina v 
Great Britain: Push-back 
is at 12.00. (HD) 2.15am 
Football Tonight (HD) 

2.45 Fletch & Sav - 
The Best Bits (HD) 3.15 
Hyundai A-League (HD) 
4.30-7.00am LIVE V8 
Supercars: The Coates 
Hire Sydney 500. (HD) 



6.00am Last Week, This 
Week (HD) 6.15 LIVE 
Hyundai A-League: 
Wellington Phoenix v 
Melbourne Victory: The 
Australian top-flight match 
at the Westpac Stadium 
in Wellington. Kick-off is at 
6.15. (HD) 8.15 Last Week, 
This Week (HD) 8.30 
LIVE Hyundai A-League: 
Western Sydney 
Wanderers v Brisbane 
Roar: The Australian 
top-fligh clash at the Pirtek 
Stadium. Kick-off is at 
8.30. (HD) 10.30 ESPN 
FC (HD) 11.00 Pardon the 
Interruption (HD) 11.30 
Around the Horn (HD) 

12.00noon NBA New 
Orleans Pelicans v 
Cleveland Cavaliers. (HD) 

2.00pm College GameDay 
Live A preview of 
upcoming fixtures. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE College Football 
Action from College 
Football. (HD) 

8.30 NBA Tonight A look at 
the latest games. (HD) 

9.00 LIVE College Football 
Action from College 
Football. (HD) 

12.30am LIVE College 
Football: Action from 
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Hyundai A-League (HD) 

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7.30 LIVE Serie A Inter 
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Kick-off is at 745. (HD) 

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6.25 Asian Le Mans Series 
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9.00 Hairy Bikers' Christmas Party 


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10.00 Most Haunted 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 




10.00 Cake 


7.00 Edward Scissorhands 


9.00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 


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10.00 RoboCop 


◄ 6.20 50 First Dates 


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10.00 Last Vegas 



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◄ 6.20 The Muppet Christmas Carol 



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(S)(HD) 11.00 Sunday Politics (S)(HD) 
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1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S)(HD) 

1.15 Escape to the Country Jonnie Irwin 
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1.45 FA Cup Final Score Jason 
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of the football results show. (S)(HD) 

4.15 Songs of Praise A special 
episode for St Nicholas' Day. (S)(HD) 

4.50 The Hunt 5/7. Animals on the hunt 
in deserts and grasslands. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

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6.15am The A to Z of TV Gardening (S) 
(R) 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces (S) 

(R)(HD) 8.00 Countryfile (S)(R)(HD) 

9.00 An Island Parish: Falklands (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best 
Bites (S)(HD) 11.00 Len and Ainsley's 
Big Food Adventure (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.45 Terry and Mason's Great Food 
Trip From Oxford. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.15pm MOTD2 Extra (S)(HD) 

1.00 LIVE Snooker: UK Championship 
Coverage of the opening session of the 
final from the Barbican Centre in York, 
as the tournament widely regarded as 
the second-most prestigious on the 
calendar continues. (S)(HD) 



6.00-9.25am CITV 
9.25am ITV News (S) 

9.30 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 
12.35pm ITV News (S) 

12.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 
1.50 The Chase (S)(R)(HD) 

2.55 The X Factor The contestants face 
the sixth set of live performances, and 
with the final looming on the horizon 
next weekend, the remaining acts must 
be at the top of their game. (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 FILM The Mummy: Tomb of the 
Dragon Emperor Adventure sequel 
starring Brendan Fraser. The explorers 
join their son in a desperate quest to 
stop the mummy of an ancient Chinese 
emperor from conquering the world. 
(SKHDKAD) (2008, 12, 120min) ★★★ 




6.10 Local News (S)(HD) 

6.20 Countryfile 

Ellie Harrison and Joe Crowley take 
a tour of sonne of Scotland's nnost 
remote scenic areas. Plus, a report 
on the rising number of traffic 
accidents on rural roads. (S)(HD) 

7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: 

The Results 

12/14. Tess Daly and Claudia 
Winkleman reveal the results. Plus, 
Josh Groban performs. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Antiques Roadshow 

Fiona Bruce presents the show from 
the Queen's private residence at 
Balmoral Castle, where items brought 
in to be valued include a ceramic pot 
made by Pablo Picasso. (S)(HD) 




6.00 Match of the Day: 

FA Cup Highlights 

Action from the weekend's second- 
round matches, as the remaining 
sides from League One, League Two 
and non-league football look to 
make it to round three. (S)(HD) 

7.00 LIVE Snooker: 

UK Championship 

Hazel Irvine presents coverage 
of the concluding session of the 
final from the Barbican Centre in 
York, as the tournament widely 
regarded as the second-most 
prestigious on the calendar comes 
to an end. Subsequent programmes 
are subject to change (S)(HD) 




6.30 Local News (S) 

6.45 ITV News (S) 

7.00 Jekyll and Hyde 

Spring HeeledJack: 6/10. Part one 
of two. Robert struggles to control 
his transformations, and joins forces 
with a vigilante to investigate a 
series of strange killings in exchange 
for Ravi's freedom. (S)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 The X Factor 

26/28. Caroline Flack and Oily Murs 
present the results of the weekend's 
viewers' vote, deciding which acts 
will be eliminated and who will be 
performing in next week's final. (S)(HD) 
■ The Xtra Factor ^oWom on ITV2 



9.00 The Hunt 

6/7. How predators hunt in coastal 
waters, where everything is in 
constant motion and opportunities 
have to be taken quickly. (S)(HD)(AD) 



10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 



9.00 Tm a Celebrity... 

Get Me Out of Here! 

SERIES FINALE Ant and Dec present 
the final of the celebrity challenge, 
as the famous faces compete to 
be crowned this year's King or 
Queen of the Jungle. (S)(HD) 

■ Tm a Celebrity... Get Me Out 
of Here Now! follows on ITV2 



10.20 Local News (S)(HD) 

10.30 Match of the Day 2 

Mark Chapman reviews the Premier 
League match between Newcastle 
United and Liverpool at St James' 
Park, as the Magpies look for a win 
to move them up the table. (S)(HD) 

11.20 Citizen Khan 5/7 Mr Khan 
becomes convinced his grandson Mo 
is psychic. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.50 The Graham Norton Show 
The host is joined by Chris Hemsworth, 
Ron Howard, Lily Tomlin, Kevin Bridges, 
Shirley Bassey and Blake. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.35am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
(HD) 12.40-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



11.00 FILM Brooklyn's Finest Crime 
thriller starring Richard Gere, Don 
Cheadle, Ethan Hawke and Wesley 
Snipes. Three cops serving in one 
Brooklyn precinct find their lives spinning 
out of control on the same night. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (2009, 18, 125min) ★★★ 
1.05-3.00am Sign Zone: Countryfile 
(S)(R)(AD) 2.00 Holby City (S)(R)(AD) 
3.00-6.15am Previews (S)(HD) 



10.35 ITV News (S) 



10.50 Premiership Rugby Union 

Action from the latest round of 
matches, including Worcester 
Warriors v Leicester Tigers, and 
Harlequins v London Irish. (S)(HD) 

11.50 Off Their Rockers (S)(R)(HD) 
12.15am Jackpot247 

3.00 Motorsport UK (S)(HD) 

3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 

5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 

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World Superbike Review of the Year 
(S) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 
(S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.30 Sunday 
Brunch With Wretch 32, Carlos Acosta, 
Isy Suttie and Andreya Triana. (S)(HD) 

12.45-2.35pm The Big Bang Theory 
Back-to-back episodes. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.35 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.35 FILM Journey to the Center of the 
Earth Family adventure inspired by Jules 
Verne's famous tale starring Brendan 
Fraser, Josh Hutcherson and Anita 
Briem. (S)(HD) (2008, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

5.25 FILM The Jungle Book Disney's 
cartoon version of Rudyard Kipling's 
classic tale, featuring the voice of Phil 
Harris. (S) (1967, U, 95min) ★★★★★ 




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7.30 NEW World's Weirdest Homes 

Charlie Luxton presents a guide to 
20 of the most unusual residences, 
featuring an artist who lives in a skip, 
a converted nuclear missile silo and 
a rotating house. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 



9.00 Homeland 

The Litvinov Ruse: 9/12. The CIA 
agents put their plans into action, 
but the German foreign intelligence 
agency BND also has an operation 
of its own that is about to be 
completed. (Series 5) (S)(HD)(AD) 
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10.05 Gogglebox 

Capturing more of the households' 
instant reactions to what they are 
watching on TV from the comfort 
of their own sofas. (S)(R)(HD) 



11.05 FILM The Five-Year Engagement 

Romantic comedy starring Jason 
Segel, Emily Blunt and Rhys Ifans. 
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1.15am Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S)(R) 
(HD) 2.10 Obsessive Compulsive 
Cleaners (S)(R)(HD) 3.00-5.05 Four 
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9.40am Teenage Mutant 
Ninja Turtles Raph is captured 
by a new nnutant. (S)(R)(HD) 

10.15 Football League Tonight The 
weekend's highlights. (S)(R)(HD) 
11.40 The Gadget Show (S)(R)(HD) 
12.45pm FILM Christmas Mix 
Romantic comedy starring Haylie 
Duff. (S)(HD) (2014, PG, lOSmin) ★★ 
2.30 FILM Call Me Claus Comedy 
starring Whoopi Goldberg. (S) 

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4.20 FILM Santa Who? Fantasy 
comedy starring Leslie Nielsen 
and Tommy Davidson. Santa Claus 
gets amnesia after falling out of his 
sleigh two days before Christmas. 
(S)(HD)(2000, miOmin)^ 




6.10 FILM Bruce Almighty 

Connedy starring Jinn Carrey, 
Morgan Freennan and Jennifer 
Aniston. A discontented TV news 
reporter is invited by God to take 
his job and see if he can do any 
better. With Philip Baker Hall. (S) 
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8.10 FILM Bulletproof Monk 

Action adventure starring Chow 
Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. 
A Tibetan monk chooses a young 
pickpocket to guard a precious 
religious scroll. With Jaime King. 
(S)(HD) (2003, 12, lOSmin) ★★★ 

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9.55 News (S)(HD) 

10.00 FILM Django Unchained 

Quentin Tarantino's Western 
starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph 
Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio and 
Samuel L Jackson. A former 
slave becomes a deadly bounty 
hunter and embarks on a perilous 
mission to rescue his wife from a 
Mississippi plantation. (S)(HD) 
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3.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors 

Highlights of the series. (S)(R)(HD) 

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6.00am Hour of Power (R) 7.00 
Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 
Supergirl (S)(R) 10.00 All Aboard: 
East Coast Trains (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 WWE - Raw Wrestling action. 
12.00noon Bring the Noise (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00-2.30 Futurama Benderama. (S) 

(R)(HD) 1.30 A/ei/top/G. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 Ghost in the Machines. (S)(R)(HD) 
2.30-5.00 Modern Family 6/24. (S) 

(R) (HD) 3.00 7/24. (S)(R) 3.30 8/24. 

(S) (R)(HD)4.00 9/24. (S)(R)(HD) 
4.30 10/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Simpsons Littie Giri in the 
Big Ten: Bart catches a highly 
contagious virus. (S)(R) 

5.30 The Muppets 7/13. Kermit 
bumps into a stressed-out Jason 
Bateman at a yoga retreat. (S)(R)(AD) 




6.00 Modern Family 

7/24. Gloria and Jay prepare a 
surprise. (Series 7) (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30-8.00 The Simpsons 
NEW EPISODE Friend with 
Benefit: Lisa makes friends with a 
girl whose father is a billionaire. 

7.00 Bart Gets Famous: Bart 
lands a job as assistant to his 
idol Krusty the Clown. (S)(R) 

7.30 Homer and Apu: Apu is fired 
from the supermarket for selling 
rancid meat, which puts Homer in 
hospital with food poisoning. (S)(R) 

8.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 

Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel 
game as he and Davina McCall, 
Paddy McGuinness and Stephen 
Mangan try to find the answers to 
random trivia. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



9.00 Micky Flanagan's 
Detour de France 

2/4. Micky and his friend Noel 
Lynch stop off to sample a few 
glasses of bubbly at some of the 
region's premier champagne 
houses. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 

14/20. Documentary following 
the work of Ireland's border 
force officers as they fight to stop 
gangs of organised smugglers 
from bringing in drugs, money, 
guns and cars. (R)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 

The actor investigates the Mungiki 
gang in Kenya. (S)(R)(AD) 

12.30am LIVE NFL Pittsburgh Steelers 
V Indianapolis Colts: Coverage from 
Heinz Field. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 
4.45 NFL: Dwight Freeney Interview 
A conversation with the former 
Indianapolis Colts defensive end. (R) 
5.00-6.00am Stargate Atlantis The 
Last Man: 20/20. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 



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10.30 Sportscene 11.20 
Match of the Day 2 
12.10am Citizen Khan 
12.40 The Graham Norton 
Show 1.25 Weather for 
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11.00am Coast 11.15am- 
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11.00pm This is Tottenham 
12.00m't FILM Come as 
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1.50-2.00am Previews 



N. IRELAND 

Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

11.00pm Sunday Politics 
Northern Ireland 11.25 
FILM All Good Things (2010, 

15) ★★★ 1.00-1.05am 

Your Weather Covered 

WALES 

Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

6.00pm Scrum V Sunday 
6.45-7.00 Coast 11.00 
Coast 11.20 Match of the 
Day: FA Cup Highlights 
12.20am Ql 12.50- 
1.05am Previews 



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Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

6.00am Cyw 8.50 

Penbiwyddi Cyw 8.55 
Pen-BIwydd Pwy? 9.00 
Cadw Cwmni gyda John 
Hardy 9.30 Becws 10.00 
Corff Cymru 10.30 Dal Ati: 
Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal 
Alti: Galwch Acw + Pigion 
Cegin Bryn 12.30pm Rownd 
a Rownd 1.15 Gwawr 
Edwards yn Ohio 2.15 LIVE 
Clwb Rygbi 4.30 Top 14: 
Rygbi Ffrainc 5.00 Clwb 
6.25 BIwyddyn y Bugail: 
loan Doyle 6.50 Newyddion 
S4C a'r Tywydd 7.00 
Dechrau Canu Dechrau 
Canmol 7.30 Arfordir 
Cymru: Llyn 8.00 DNA 
Cymru 9.00 35 Diwrnod 
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7.00pm Don't Tell the Bride 

A groom with an aversion to 
big weddings is asked to 
plan his own ceremony 

8.00 Top Gear Jeremy 
Clarkson and James May 
drive to the seaside in electric 
cars, Louis Walsh takes to the 
track, and Richard Hammond 
meets a rally team made 

up of amputees. (HD) 

9.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News The comedian's 
perspective on stories 
dominating the media. (HD) 

9.30 FILM 8 Mile Urban 
drama starring Eminem, Kim 
Basinger and Brittany Murphy. 
Detroit youth Jimmy 'Rabbit' 
Smith dreams of escaping 
his dysfunctional home and 
dead-end job at a car parts 
factory and making it as a 
hip-hop star (HD) (2002, 

15, 105min) ★★★ 

11.15 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m't 
American Dad! (HD) 12.25am 
Family Guy 12.45 Josh (HD) 
(AD) 1.15 Rent a Cop (HD) 1.45 
Russell Howard's Good News 
(HD) 2.15 Is This Rape? Sex on 
Trial (HD) 3.15 Josh (HD)(AD) 
3.45-4.00am Sunny D (HD) 




7.00pm Concerto at the 
BBC Proms 4/4. Boris 
Berezovsky and the National 
Youth Orchestra of Great 
Britain perform Rachmaninov's 
Piano Concerto No 4 at 
the 2008 BBC Proms. 

7.25 FILM Pina: Legend 
of Dance Wim Wenders's 
documentary profiling 
innovative choreographer 
Pina Bausch. (HD) 

(2011, U, 95min) ★★★★ 

9.00 The Golden Age of 
Steam Railways 1/2 

A bid to rescue Britain's 
narrow gauge railways. (HD) 

10.00 FILM Easy Money 

Swedish crime thriller starring 
Joel Kinnaman. A business 
student gets drawn into 
Stockholm's seamy underworld. 
Subtitled. (2011, 15, 120min) 
★★★★ See review, page 24 

12.00m't Britain's Natural World: 
The Unnatural History of 
London (HD) 1.00am Britain's 
Deadliest Rail Disaster: 
Quintinshill (HD) 2.00 Horizon: 
Are We Alone in the Universe? 
(AD) 2.50-3.40am Natural 
World: Polar Bears and Grizzlies 
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6.00am Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 
8.35 Coronation Street (SL) 
(HD)(AD) 11.00 The X Factor 
(HD) 12.35pm I'm a Celebrity... 
Get Me Out of Here! (HD) 1.35 
You've Been Framed Christmas! 

2.35 Elf: Buddy's Musical 
Christmas (HD) 3.35 FILM 
The Polar Express: Animated 
adventure starring Tom Hanks. 
(HD)(AD) (2004, UlOOmin) 
★★★ 5.35 I'm a Celebrity... 

Get Me Out of Here! (HD) 

6.40 FILM Back to the 
Future Part III Time- 
travelling adventure comedy 
starring Michael J Fox, 
Christopher Lloyd and Mary 
Steenburgen. Marty McFly 
learns that Doc is stranded 
in the Wild West. (HD)(AD) 
(1990, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 

9.00 The Xtra Factor NEW 
EDITION Melvin Odoom 
and Rochelle Humes go 
backstage following the 
results of the semi-final. (HD) 

10.00 You've Been Framed 
At Christmas! Comical clips, 
narrated by Harry Hill. 

10.35 I'm a Celebrity... 

Get Me Out of Here Now! 
SERIES FINALE 22/22 Laura 
Whitmore and Joe Swash 
chat to this year's King or 
Queen of the jungle. (HD) 

11.35 Plebs (HD)(AD) 12.35- 
2.30am FILM The Faculty: 

Sci-fi horror chiller. (HD)(AD) 
(1998,15,102min)^^^ 



6.00am Rules of Engagement (HD) 
6.20 How I Met Your Mother 
(HD)(AD) 7.00 Baby Daddy 
(HD) 8.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

9.00 Made in Chelsea (HD) 

10.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 
12.35pm FILM City of Ember: Sci-fi 

fantasy adventure. (HD) (2008, 
PG, 94min) ★★ 2.25 Couples 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 4.30 
The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 

6.00-9.00 The Big Bang 
Theory 15/17. The arrival 
of Sheldon's twin sister 
causes a stir (HD)(AD) 

6.30 16/17. Penny plans a 
party for Leonard. (HD)(AD) 
7.00 17/17. Penny agrees 
to go on a date with 
Leonard. (Series 1 ) (HD)(AD) 
7.30 1/24. Sheldon and 
Penny bond as they miss 
Leonard. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 2/24. Leonard returns 
from his research expedition. 
(Series 7) (HD)(AD) 

8.30 7/24. Sheldon is 
interviewed by Wil Wheaton. 
(Series 9) (HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM Rush Hour 3 

Action comedy sequel starring 
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker 
(HD) (2007, 12, 91 min) ★★ 



10.45 The Inbetweeners (AD) 
11.50 The IT Crowd (AD) 
12.55am FILM The Sitter: 
Comedy. (HD) (2011, 15, 81 min) 
★★ 2.30 How I Met Your 
Mother (HD)(AD) 3.15-6.00am 
Hollyoaks (SL)(HD)(AD) 



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6.00am Bones 8.00 Sun, 

Sea and A&E 9.00 Million 
Dollar Listing: NYC 10.00- 
11.30 Nothing to Declare 
11.30 Sportswomen (HD) 
12.00noon Grey's Anatomy 
(HD) 2.00pm Million Dollar 
Listing: NYC (HD) 3.00 CSI: 
Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 
5.00-7.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line: Back-to- 
back editions following the 
work of Canadian border- 
protection agencies. (HD) 




6.30 Border Security... 



7.00 Million Dollar 
Listing: NYC Ryan 
struggles to find a 
property for a picky 
grandmother. (HD) 

8.00 Elementary 

Tag, You're Me: 3/22. 
Sherlock offers to 
help his father with a 
problem - but there is 
a catch. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Stalker Fanatic 
7/20. An actress asks 
for help when she 
becomes the target of an 
obsessed fan. Guest stars 
AnnaLynne McCord. (HD) 

10.00 Criminal Minds 

Big Sea: 23/24. Several 
bodies are found off the 
coast. (Series 6) (HD) 

11.00 Scandal (HD) 12.00m’t 
CSI (HD) 1.00am Elementary 
(HD) 1.50 Criminal Minds 
(HD) 2.40 Grey's Anatomy 
(HD) 4.20-6.00am Sun, 

Sea and A&E: Double bill. 



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6.00am Friday Night Lights 
(HD) 8.00 Seinfeld (HD) 

9.00 The Petrol Age (HD) 
10.00am-3.00pm The West 
Wing: Back-to-back episodes. 
(HD) 3.00pm Without a 
Trace: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Blue Bloods: Insult to 
Injury: 16/22. Frank clashes 
with a demanding mother. 
(HD) 6.00 Knockout Game: 
17/22. A pregnant woman 
becomes the latest victim of a 
vicious game. (Series 4) (HD) 




7.00 Blue Bloods Righting 
Wrongs: 18/22. Danny 
and Baez investigate 

the death of a woman 
following a secret plastic 
surgery procedure. (HD) 

8.00 Secret 
Arrangements: 19/22. 
Danny learns he is 
under investigation by 
the district attorney 
(Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 The Affair 7/12 
Alison confronts Noah 
about his book over 
Thanksgiving dinner, and 
her mother questions 
the lovers' relationship. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

10.10 The Last Panthers 

4/6. Milan attempts to 
get back to Belgrade 
before Zlatko can harm 
his brother. (HD) 

11.10 Bridge of Spies: Sky 
Movies Special 11.40pm- 
3.15am Hunderby (HD) 
3.15am The Leftovers (HD) 
4.20-6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 



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7.05am 'Alio 'Alio! 8.05 
The Vicar of Dibley 10.00 
Porridge 11.05 Outnumbered 
12.00noon Wallace & 

Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 
12.40pm Keeping Up 
Appearances 1.20 My Family 
Christmas Special 2.25 
Cheers 3.00 Alio Alio! 

4.00 The Vicar of Dibley 
6.00 Porridge: Festive special 
from 1976. Mackay and 
Barraclough discover Fletch 
is making booze in his cell. 



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11.30 Shooting Stars... 



7.00 Wallace & Gromit: 
The Wrong Trousers The 

animated duo fall foul 
of a villainous penguin. 

7.40 Only Fools and 
Horses Del and Rodney 
are sick of Grandad’s 
cooking, so they have 
a festive night out. 

8.25 FILM The Nutty 
Professor Comedy 
starring Jerry Lewis as 
a bumbling chemistry 
professor who discovers 
a chemical potion that 
turns him into ladies’ 
man Buddy Love. (1963, 
PG, 107min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.35 The Vicar of Dibley 11.30 
Shooting Stars: Christmas 
Special 1995 12.25am 
French and Saunders 
1.05 Best of Not the Nine 
O'clock News 1.40 Shooting 
Stars: Christmas Special 
1995 2.30 Outnumbered 
3.00-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



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SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 






7.10am Traffic Cops 8.00am- 
1.00pm Ice Road Truckers 
(HD) 1.00pm Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 

2.00 Traffic Cops 3.00 Top 
Gear (HD) 4.00 Dynamo: 
Magician Impossible (HD) 
5.00 The Indestructibles 
NEW EDITIONS Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 

6.00 Red Bull X-Fighters NEW 
EDITION Australia's Clinton 
Moore competes in the 
United Arab Emirates. (HD) 



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7.00 FILM Wayne’s World 

Comedy starring Mike 
Myers and Dana Carvey 
as two young dudes 
who host a wacky 
cable TV show from 
their basement. With 
Rob Lowe and Tia 
Carrere.(HD)(1992, 

PG, 95min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Blackadder’s Most 
Cunning Moments 

A countdown of the 
40 funniest moments 
from the historical 
BBC sitcom, with cast 
members, crew and 
celebrity fans choosing 
their favourite clips. 



11.00 Dave Gorman: Modern 
Life Is Goodish (HD) 12.00m't 
Ql XL (HD) 1.00am Would I 
Lie to You? 1.40 Not Going 
Out (HD) 2.20 Only Connect: 
Double bill. 3.25-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



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6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 
On the Buses: Double bill. 
7.05 A Christmas Carol 
8.35 Heartbeat: Double bill. 
10.45 A Touch of Frost 
12.50pm Colombo: Now You 
See Him: Crime mystery. 

(HD) 2.50 Rosemary & 
Thyme 3.50 Wycliffe (HD) 
4.55 Agatha Christie's Marple: 

A Pocket Full of Rye - Parts 
One & Two: A nursery 
rhyme is connected to a 
series of murders. (HD) 




7.00 Sunday Night at the 
Palladium Rob Brydon 
introduces performances 
by Neil Diamond, Paloma 
Faith, Texas, Milton Jones 
and Daniel Sloss. (HD) 

8.00 Lewis The Gift 
of Promise: A 
businesswoman is 
murdered in what 
appears to be a botched 
blackmail attempt, and 
as events unfold, Lewis 
realises an old secret lies 
at the heart of the case. 
Guest stars Cherie 
Lunghi, Anna Chancellor 
and Elize Du Toil (HD) 

10.00 FILM The Constant 
Gardener Romantic 
thriller. (HD) (2005, 

15, 129min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.30am FILM Till Death Us 
DoPart(1969,12,100min) 
★★ 2.25 Wycliffe 3.20 ITV3 
Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- 
6.00am Emmerdale (HD) 



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6.00am Ax Men: Double bill. 
(HD) 7.25 The Professionals 
8.30 Formula E: Sound of 
the Future: Double bill. (HD) 
9.35 Fifth Gear (HD) 10.35 
The Big Fish Off (HD) 11.35 
Shed and Buried (HD) 
1.35-3.25pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
3.25 FILM The 'burbs: Comedy. 
(HD) (1989, PG, lOSmin) 
★★★ 5.30 FILM Blues 
Brothers 2000: Comedy. 

(HD) (1998, PG,122min)^^ 




FILM Blues 
Brothers 2000 

(film started at 5.30pm) 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



8.00 Premiership Rugby 
Union Action from the 
latest top-flight fixtures, 
including Harlequins v 
London Irish, and Wasps 
V Exeter Chiefs. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Kull the 
Conqueror Adventure 
fantasy starring Kevin 
Sorbo and Tia Carrere. 
Kull the Conqueror is a 
king who battles against 
enemies determined 

to topple him. (HD) 
(1996,12, 95min)^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 



11.05 FILM Daylight: Disaster 
thriller with Sylvester Stallone. 
(HD)(1996,12,114min) 
★★★ 1.20am Ray Mears's 
Close Encounters (HD) 
2.15-3.00amAxMen(HD) 



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6.00am Million Dollar 
Listing: NYC 9.00 Four 
Weddings 10.00 Million 
Dollar Listing: NYC 
12.00noon Four Weddings 
1.00-6.00pm My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 
6.00pm Most Haunted 

7.00 Border Security USA 
Police confront a drug- 
smuggler in New York. 

8.00-11.00 NY Med 
A plane crash survivor 
is rushed into the ER. 

9.00 A groom-to-be 
receives shocking news. 

10.00 Security guards 
struggle to deal with 

a violent patient. 

11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am 
Eurotrash: Sexy Bits 1.30 
Inside Spearmint Rhino 

2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 
2.30 Most Haunted 3.30 
Most Haunted Extra 

4.00 Sing Date 5.00- 
6.00am Animal 999 



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6.00am Inside Gatwick 

9.00am-2.00pm 
Forever 2.00-7.00pm 

Stargate SG-1 (Series 5) 

7.00 Supergirl Livewire: 
5/13. Kara and her boss 
come under threat from a 
volatile CatCo employee. 

8.00 The Muppets 
7/13. Kermit bumps 
into a stressed-out 
Jason Bateman. 

8.30 Modern Family 
7/24. A new house 
on Phil's books proves 
irresistible. (Series 7) 

9.00 Trollied 5/8. Gavin 
and Cheryl are forced to 
spend the day at close 
quarters. (Series 5) 

9.30 After Hours 

10.00 Bring the Noise 

11.00 Legends 12.00m't 
Forever 3.00am Brit 
Cops: War on Crime 
4.00 Monkey Life 
5.00-6.00am Football's 
Funniest Moments (HD) 



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6.00-8.00am Motorway 
Patrol 8.00 Highway 
Cops 9.00 Obese: 

A Year to Save My Life 

11.00 60 Minute Makeover 
1.00-3.30pm Monkey 
Thieves 3.30-6.00 
Monkey Life 6.00pm 
Animal Hoarding 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Road Wars 

A driver demolishes 
a house with his van. 

9.00 Criminal Minds 
Paradise: 4/26. The 
agents hunt for a 
serial killer (Series 4) 

10.00 Police Force: 
Australia Double bill. 

11.00 Air Ambulance ER 
12.00m't Alaska State 
Troopers 1.00am Road 
Wars 2.00 Caribbean Cops 
3.00 Hard Time 4.00 
Nothing to Declare 5.00- 
6.00am Monkey Life 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.00am Extreme Makeover: 
Home Edition 7.30- 

9.00 Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen 9.00am-6.00pm 
Pride and Prejudice (HD) 
6.00pm Heston's 
Fantastical Christmas (HD) 

7.00-11.00 CSI: mBad 
Beat: 8/24. A poker 
host is murdered. (HD) 

8.00 City of the Dolls: 
9/24. A doll shop owner's 
body is found buried 
beneath his stock. (HD) 

9.00 Jamalot: 10/24. A 
professional roller derby 
player is killed. (HD) 
^0.00 Trapped: ^M24. 
Danny is trapped in a 
panic room with a murder 
victim. (Series 2) (HD) 

11.00 CSI: NY (Series 2) 
(HD) 12.00m't Extreme 
Makeover: Home 
Edition 1.45am Grimm 
(Series 3) (HD) 2.30- 
3.00am Oddities (HD) 

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7.10am-6.00pm Death 
in Paradise: Back-to- 
back episodes of the 
detective drama. (HD) 
6.00-11.00 Death in 
Paradise 4/8. A woman 
confesses to shooting 
her husband dead. 
7.00pm 5/8. A prisoner 
is stabbed to death while 
handcuffed to Richard. 
With Colin Salmon. (HD) 

8.00 6/8. A local 
diver is found dead in 
shallow waters. (HD) 

9.00 7/8. Dwayne's 
favourite singer is 
murdered. (HD) 

10.00 8/8. A murder 
uncovers a case of 
money-laundering and 
secret identity. (HD) 

11.00 Inspector George 
Gently (HD) 1.00am 
Taggart 2.00 Diagnosis 
Murder 2.50-4.00am 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 



ITVBE 



9.00am The Bachelor USA 
11.00 Big Rich Texas (HD) 
12.50pm Be Beautiful 
(HD) 1.00-6.00pm 
The Real Housewives 
of Miami: Back-to- 
back editions. (HD) 

6.00 Don't Be Tardy for the 
Wedding NEW EDITION 
(HD) 6.00 Don't Be 
Tardy for the Wedding 
SERIES FINALE (HD) 

7.00 Dinner Date Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 

9.00 The Real 
Housewives of New 
York City NEW EDITION 
Aviva's father George 
returns with a new 

lady friend in tow. (HD) 

10.00 Mob Wives Drita 
talks about Lee's surprise 
release from prison. (HD) 

11.00 Ladies of London 
(HD) 11.55pm-12.50am 
The Jeremy Kyle Show 

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1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 

9.00 Robin of Sherwood 

10.00 Lillie 12.00noon 
Heartbeat 2.00pm The 
Memoirs of Sherlock 
Holmes (HD) 3.10 Island 
at War 4.40 Agatha 
Christie's Poirot (HD) 

6.55 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot Cat Among the 
Pigeons. A schoolgirl 
becomes embroiled 
in a mystery. (HD) 

9.00 The Frankenstein 
Chronicles The Fortunes 
of War: 4/6. Marlott takes 
Pritty to meet the men 
who kill for money. (HD) 

10.00 Vera Muddy Waters: 
A body is dredged up 
from a slurry pit on 

a remote farm. (HD) 
12.00m’t Monroe (HD) 
1.05am Agatha Christie's 
Poirot (HD) 3.00 The Ruth 
Rendell Mysteries 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 






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8.00am-1.30pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes of 
the US sitcom. (HD) 1.30pm 
Friends: Fans' Top 21 (HD) 
2.00-7.00 Friends: Further 
back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.30 9/25. 

The group has an eventful 
Thanksgiving. (Series 6) 

(HD) 6.00 9/24. Ross falls 
out with his co-workers. 
(Series 5) (HD) 6.30 14/24. 
Rachel sees Ross in a 
different light. (Series 2) (HD) 





6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 
8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 
FILM 10.0 Earthquake (HD) 
(2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 
12.50pm FILM LA Apocalypse: 
Sci-fi disaster thriller starring 
Gina Holden. (HD) (2014, 
15,110min)^2.40The 
Captains Close Up (HD) 

3.10 FILM Star Trek The Motion 
Picture: Sci-fi adventure spin- 
off. (HD) (1979, U,132min) 
★★★ 6.00 The Librarians: 
5/10. (Series 2) (HD) 




7.00-9.00 Friends 14/24 
Chandler and Monica's 
relationship becomes 
public. (Series 5) (HD) 

7.30 3/18. Ross tries a 
spray tan. (Series 10) (HD) 
8.00 12/24. Phoebe 
learns she is pregnant. 
(Series 4) (HD) 

8.30 2/25. Ross 
makes an important 
speech. (Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 Micky Flanagan: 

The Out Out Tour 

A performance by the 
cockney comedian from 
his nationwide tour. (HD) 



10.00 Lip Sync Battle: 
The Rock V Jimmy 
Fallon Game show. (HD) 
10.30 Anne Hathaway 
V Emily Blunt (HD) 



11.00 Lip Sync Battle (HD) 11.30 
Russell Howard's Stand Up 
Central (HD) 12.00 Impractical 
Jokers (HD) 2.00am South 
Park(HD)2.30-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



7.00 FILM Apocalypse 
Pompeii Disaster thriller 
starring Adrian Paul. 

A military veteran 
reunites his old comrades 
to rescue his family when 
they are caught up in a 
volcanic eruption. (HD) 
(2014, 15, 87min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 FILM Crank Thriller 
starring Jason Statham. 

A hitman learns that he 
has been poisoned by 
a chemical that will kill 
him unless he keeps his 
adrenaline levels at their 
maximum. (HD) (2006, 
18, 88min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.50 FILM The Colony (HD) 
(2013, 18) ★★ 12.50am 
Haven (HD) 1.50 Lost Girl 
(HD) 2.50 Continuum (HD) 

4.00-6.00am FILM Robin 
Hood: Beyond Sherwood 
(HD) (20 09, 15, 93min) ★★ 

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8.55am Kirstie's Homemade 
Christmas (HD) 10.00 George 
Clarke's Amazing Christmas 
Spaces (HD) 12.05pm 
Jimmy's Grow Your Own 
Christmas Dinner (HD) 
1.10-2.50 Jamie's Super Food: 
Triple bill. (HD) 2.50-5.25 
Four in a Bed: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 5.25-7.30 
Come Dine with Me: Back-to- 
back editions, including at: 
6.55 A psychologist hosts 
in south-east London. (HD) 




7.30 Come Dine with Me 

The final dinner party in 
south-east London. (HD) 

8.00 Car SOS Tim Shaw 
and Fuzz Townshend 
head to Hampshire to 
repair a VW Golf GTI 
Mkl that has been kept 
in a garage since 2001. 

9.00 The World's Weirdest 
Weather NEW EDITION 

Weather conditions that 
cause fish to be washed 
ashore in India. (HD) 



10.00 Is Our Weather 
Getting Worse? 

The UK's most severe 
weather events. (HD) 

11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
12.10am Ramsay's Hotel Hell 
(HD) 1.05 Is Our Weather 
Getting Worse? (HD) 

2.10 Salvage SOS NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 3.05- 
3.35am Gadget Man (HD) 



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6.00am Major Crimes (HD) 
7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Major Crimes (Series 1 ) (HD) 
10.00am-2.00pm NCIS: 
Back-to-back episodes. 

(HD) 2.00-5.00 Law& 
Order: Triple bill. (HD) 
5.00pm NCIS: Dog Tags: 13/19. 
A suspected drug-smuggler 
is apparently killed by his own 
dog. (HD) 6.00 Internal 
Affairs: 14/19. Shepard is a 
suspect in the murder of La 
Grenouille. (Series 5) (HD) 




7.00 Battle Creek 

Gingerbread Man: 

9/13. Russ and Font 
try to track down 
one of the FBI's most 
wanted fugitives. (HD) 

8.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Abomination: 8/25. 

A poster boy for a 
homophobic group is 
killed. (Series 5) (HD) 

9.00 NCIS in the Zone: 
15/19. Nikki Jardine 
volunteers to help 
Tony investigate the 
murder of a Marine in 
Baghdad. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 
NEW EPISODE 

Meianchoiy Pursuit. 
(Series 17) (HD) 

11.00pm-2.00am Law & 

Order: Special Victims Unit 
(HD) 2.00am White Collar 
(HD) 4.00-6.00am Boston 
Legal jSeries 2) (HD) 

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8.00am Monk: Mr Monk and 
the Big Game: 3/16. 

(Series 5) (HD) 9.00am- 
2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back 
episodes of the drama. (HD) 
2.00-7.00 The Mentalist: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.00pm Red 
Menace: 4/23. Jane and 
Lisbon investigate the death 
of a biker gang's lawyer (HD) 
6.00 Red Scare: 5/23. Jane 
investigates a supernatural 
mystery. (Series 2) (HD) 




7.00 NCIS 7/?e Lost Boys.- 
23/24. The team aids in 
a global investigation into 
a terror group that has 
been recruiting teens 
via the internet. (HD) 
8.00 Neveriand: 24/24. 
The team feverishly 
investigates the global 
terrorists. (Series 12) (HD) 



9.00 Da Vinci's Demons 
NEW EPISODE A/as 1/o/os 
Propriis: 7/10. Leo faces 
pressure to solve the 
mystery of the Turkish 
armour. (Series 3) (HD) 



10.10 Tyrant A Viper in 
the Paiace: 5/12. The 
Army of the Caliphate 
arrives. (Series 2) (HD) 

11.10 The Walking Dead (HD) 
12.10am American Dad! 
(HD) 1.10 Family Guy (HD) 
2.10 American Dad! 3.10 
Family Guy (HD) 4.10- 
5.00am American Dad! 

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6.00am Highlights 7.30 South 
Bank Show Originals: PD 
James (HD) 8.00 Tchaikovsky 
Cycle Symphonies (HD) 8.55 
Festive Advent Concert (HD) 
10.10 Art & Craft (HD) 12.00 
Landscape Artist of the Year 
(HD) 1.00pm Painting - 
Fabrice Muamba (HD) 2.00 
The Gipsy Kings: Live (HD) 

4.15 Katie Melua Plays Avo 
Session (HD) 5.55 Classical 
Destinations (HD) 6.00 Video 
Killed the Radio Star (HD) 

6.30 Fleetwood Mac (HD) 




7.00 Soundstage 
Presents Stevie Nicks 

The singer performs 
a selection of her 
greatest hits, including 
Rhiannon and Sara. (HD) 

8.00 Talks Music Malcolm 
Gerrie chats to musicians 
about their work, 
beginning with Lindsey 
Buckingham. (HD) 



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9.00 Fleetwood Mac: 

Live in Boston 1/2. Mick 
Fleetwood, John McVie, 
Lindsey Buckingham 
and Stevie Nicks play a 
selection of their hits. (HD) 



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10.00 2/2. More tracks 
from the 2004 concert, 
which saw the band play 
hits including Dreams and 
Go Your Own Way. (HD) 

11.20 Classic Albums 12.40am 
Hey, Boo: Harper Lee and 
To Kill a Mockingbird (HD) 
2.10 Sex & the Silver Screen 
(HD) 3.25 Joseph Calleja - 
A Night in Malta (HD) 
5.25-6.00am Dance 
Dance Dance: Ballet (HD) 



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8.30am Tomorrow's World 
9.00am-2.00pm Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 
(Series 2) 2.00pm The 
High Chaparral 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

6.00 Gunsmoke: To 
the Last Man Western 
starring James Arness. 

8.00 The Defenders 
Nevada v Donnie the 
Numbers Guy: 13/18. 

A man from Nick's past 
returns to Las Vegas. 

9.00-11.45 NCIS SWAK: 
22/23. McGee and Gibbs 
try to discover the origin 
of the deadly virus 
that has infected Tim. 
9.55 Tv\/ilight: 23/23. 

The team hears that 
an old enemy has 
returned. (Series 2) 
W.SO Kill Ari- Part One: 
1 /24. The team reels in 
the wake of the terrorist 
attack. (Series 3) 

11.45 NCIS 1.35-6.00am 
Nash Bridges (Series 6) 



7.30am Tomorrow's World 
8.00am-1.00pm 
Matlock 1.00pm FILM A 

Very Married Christmas: 
Seasonal comedy. 

(2004, PG, 84min) ★★ 
2.45 FILM A Town Without 
Christmas: Seasonal 
fantasy drama. (2001, 

PG, 87min) ★★ 4.40 
FILM Silver Bells: Festive 
romantic drama. (2005, 
PG, llOmin) ★★ 
6.30-9.00 Judge Judy 
Back-to-back editions 
of real-life cases. 

9.00 The Defenders 
Nevada v Carter: 3/18. 
Nick defends a stripper 
accused of solicitation. 

10.00 Nevada v Carrato: 
4/18. Nick tries to prevent 
an arson case becoming 
a more serious charge. 
11.00pm-1.55am 
Californication 1.55am 
The Defenders 3.45- 
5.00am Judge Judy 



9.00am-12.00noon 

Couples Come Dine 
with Me: Triple bill. (HD) 
12.00noon-2.30pm 
Come Dine with Me: 
Celebrity Christmas 
Special: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 2.30pm 
Food Unwrapped (HD) 

3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.00 
Location, Location, 
Location: Double bill. 

7.00 The Great Polar 
Bear Feast (HD) 8.00 
The Secret Life of 

6 Year Olds (HD) 9.00 
24 Hours in A&E (HD) 

10.00 Tattoo Fixers (HD) 

11.00 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 
(HD) 11.55 Catastrophe 
(HD) 12.30am 
Gogglebox (HD) 1.30 
Kirstie's Handmade 
Christmas (HD) 2.25 Four 
Rooms (HD) 3.20 The 
World's Weirdest Weather 
(HD) 4.15-4.45am 
Food Unwrapped (HD) 



9.00am Diagnosis Murder 
10.55 Columbo: A 
Deadly State of Mind 
12.25pm Columbo: 
Candidate for Crime 

2.25 Columbo: Caution! 
Murder Can Be Hazardous 
to Your Health 4.20 
Columbo: Double Shock 

6.00 NCIS (Series 8) 

7.00 UaS False Witness: 
10/24. (Series 8) 

8.00 NCIS: New Orleans 
/Vow Much Rain Can 
You Take? 23124. The 
elusive Baitfish murders 
LaSalle's girlfriend. 

9.00 CSI: Cyber Click Your 
Roison: 10/13. The team 
investigates a man's 
medication-related death. 

10.00 CSI Boston Brakes: 
13/22. (Series 14) 

11.00 CSI: Miami 12.00m't 
CSI: NY 1.00-3.50am 
CSI: Miami: Triple bill. 
3.50-4.00am Access 




9.00am Access 9.10 
The Secret Life of Pets 
9.40am-2.20pm My 
Wife and Kids 2.20pm 
FILM Big Momma's 
House: Comedy. (2000, 
12, 98min) ★★★ 

4.15 FILM National 
Security: Comedy starring 
Martin Lawrence. (2003, 
12, 88min) ★ 6.00 Can't 
Stop, Won't Stop: Hoarding 

7.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How 
the Other Half Lives 

8.00 Killers Behind 
Bars: Steve Wright 

9.00 Wife Slayer: 
Countdown to Murder 

10.00 The Devil's 
Disciple: Born to Kill? 

11.00 The GAP Killer: 

First Kill, Last Kill (HD) 
12.00m’t-3.00am Myra 
Hind ley: The Untold Story 
3.00am Ridiculousness 
NEW EDITIONS Double 
bill. 3.50-4.00am Access 




6.00am FILM A Hobo's 
Christmas: Seasonal 
drama. (1987, U, lOOmin) 
★★ 8.00am-1.00pm 
Touched by an Angel 
1.00pm FILM Christmas 
in Canaan: Family drama. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 

3.00 FILM The Christmas 
Takeover: Fantasy drama. 
(1998, U, 85min)Vk 
5.00 FILM A Christmas 
Reunion: Family drama. 
(1993, PG, 93min) ★★ 

7.00-9.00 M*A*S*H 
Back-to-back episodes of 
the Korean War comedy. 

9.00 FILM Moment of 
Truth: Stalking Back 
Fact-based drama 
starring Luanne Ponce. 
(1993,15, 89min)^ 

11.00 FILM Bad Boys: 
Violent urban drama 
with Sean Penn. ( 1983, 
18, 120min) ★★ 1 . 00 - 
3.00am FILM A Question 
of Guilt: Legal drama. 
(1978,12,104min)^ 



7.10-11.00am The Bill 
11.00 Catherine 
Cookson's The Wingless 
Bird 2.00-6.00pm 
Mansfield Park: Triple bill. 

6.00pm Crusoe The 
Return: 13/13. Friday 
and Crusoe discover 
Mr Blackthorn's plans. 

7.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
The Kissing Bandit 
12/13. A man robs 
banks to give money 

to the poor (Series 4) 

8.00 The Pinkertons NEW 
EPISODE On Account of 
Huckleberries: 15/22. A 
skeleton is found on the 
outskirts of Kansas City. 

9.00 Silent Witness Voids: 
A wealthy banker dies in 
suspicious circumstances. 
Guest stars John Lynch. 

11.10 Between the Lines 
12.15am Catherine 
Cookson's The Wingless 
Bird 3.10-4.00am 
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6.00am How It's Made 7.00 
100 Miles From Nowhere (HD) 

8.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier 
(HD) 9.00 Sons of Winter (HD) 

10.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 

11.00 Yukon Men (HD) 
12.00noon Airplane Repo 
(HD) 1.00pm River Monsters 
(HD) 2.00 Mutant Planet (HD) 

3.00 The World's Strangest 
UFO Stories 4.00 Star Trek; 
The True Story (HD) 5.00 
Incredibie Engineering 
Biunders: Fixed (HD) 6.00 
Racing Extinction (HD) 



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8.00 Predator Joel 
Lambert heads for 
the Arctic, where he 
investigates polar bears, 
the largest land predators 
on the planet. (HD) 

9.00 Alaska: The Last 
Frontier NEW EDITION 

A look at the many 
hardships the Kilcher 
family faces in the 
Alaskan wilderness. (HD) 

10.00 NEW Nazi Death Ray: 
Rumours that suggest Nazi 
Germany was researching 
spacefaring technology (HD) 
11.00 Gold Rush (HD) 
12.00m't Facing Evil (HD) 

1.00am Predator (HD) 2.00 
Alaska: The Last Frontier 
(HD) 3.00 Nazi Death Ray 
(HD) 3.50 Gold Rush (HD) 
4.40-6.00am How It's Made: 
Triple bill of the series. 

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6.00am-6.00pm The Zoo; 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series, including at: 4.30pm 
A Bengal tiger receives 
dental treatment. (HD) 5.00 
A giraffe gives birth. (HD) 

5.30 Keepers Susie Lou and 
Julie head off to feed the 
zoo's hungry alligators. (HD) 
6.00pm My Cat from Hell: Mike 
and Patricia's cats do not love 
each other and Patricia, a 
ghost hunter, thinks there is a 
supernatural reason for it. (HD) 




7.00 My Cat from Hell 

Jackson Galaxy helps a 
feline that is seemingly 
trying to destroy its 
owner’s love life. (HD) 

8.00 Animal Cops 
Detroit Officers respond 
to reports of cruelty 
involving a large snapping 
turtle and deal with a 
litter of poorly puppies. 

9.00 Tanked The 

company is buzzing 
with the news that 
international superstar 
David Hasselhoff 
wants a shark tank. (HD) 

10.00 An aquarium for 
Shaquille O'Neal. (HD) 

11.00 Monsters Inside Me (HD) 
12.00m't Animal Cops 
Detroit 1.00am Tanked 
(HD) 2.00 Sharkpocalypse 
(HD) 3.00 Wildest Indochina 
(HD) 3.50 Rat Busters 

NYC (HD) 4.40 Groomer 
Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00 
Shamwari: Wild Life (HD) 



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8.00-11.00am Time Scanners; 
Tripie biii. 11.00 Titanic; Case 
Ciosed (HD) 1.00pm Egypt: 
Secret Chambers Reveaied 

2.00 Two Miiiion Year Did Boy 
(HD) 3.00 Yukon Goid (HD) 
4.00 Air Crash Investigation; 
Doubie biii of the series. 

6.00 Uitimate Airport Dubai: 
Mei has to deai with an angry 
famiiy who have missed a 
flight, whiie Gemma has 

just one hour to unioad 
20 tonnes of flowers. (HD) 




7.00 Lawless Island NEW 

EDITION Spring arrives, 
and Mary goes into the 
woods on her first bear 
hunt, while Hans and 
Timbi go hiking. (HD) 

8.00 Survive the Tribe 

Survival expert Hazen 
Audel learns how to 
hunt sharks from a 
canoe he has made 
out of a tree. (HD) 

9.00 Drain the Titanic 

Exploring the wreck of 
the famous ship. (HD) 



10.00 Breakthrough NEW 
EDITION Scientists working 
on alternative sources of 
energy. (HD) 11.00 Stephen 
Hawking's Science of the 
Future: Double bill. 1.00am 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 

2.00 Shipwreck Graveyard: A 
Byzantine wreck in the Black 
Sea. (HD) 3.00 China's Lost 
Pyramids (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Stonehenge Decoded (HD) 



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8.00- 1 0.00am Pawn Stars 
(HD) 10.00 Ice Road Truckers 
(HD) 12.00noon Counting 
Cars: Best of (HD) 1.00pm 
American Pickers (HD) 

3.00- 6.00 Pawn Stars: Back- 
to-back editions, including 
at: 5.30 A mummified 
falcon gives the guys a 
purchase to ponder (HD) 

6.00 Mountain Men: Rich has 
a real-life cliffhanger on his 
hands when his dogs go a step 
too far to catch a bobcat. (HD) 




7.00 The Curse of Oak... 



7.00 The Curse of Oak 
Island Following two 
brothers searching 
for the mysterious 
treasure buried on a 
Nova Scotia island. (HD) 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 

Investigating secret 
conduits to other worlds 
that could be hidden 
within deep caves. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars: Best 
of the Finds The most 
unusual objects. (HD) 

9.30 Storage Wars: Best 
of the Blunders The 
biggest mistakes. (HD) 

10.00 Hunting Hitler An 

eyewitness in Spain offers 
the team a key clue in 
their search for Hitler's 
escape route. (HD) 

11.00 The Curse of Oak Island 
(HD) 12.00m't Ancient Aliens 
(HD) 1.00am Hunting Hitler: 
As 10.00pm. (HD) 2.00- 
5.00am Pawn Stars (HD) 

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6.05am Wainwright Walks 
6.30 Who Do You Think You 
Are? 8.00 Wild Caribbean 
lO.OOam-l.OOpm Nature's 
Great Events; Triple bill. 

1.00-3.00 Keeping Up 
Appearances; Triple bill of 
the sitcom. 3.00-6.00 The 
Life of Mammals: Triple bill. 

6.00pm Nature's Great Events: 
The annual melting of more 
than three million square 
miles of Arctic sea ice, which 
is perilous for polar bears. 




6.00 Nature's Great... 



7.00 Wild Caribbean The 

effects of the region’s 
hurricanes on the 
islands’ wildlife, including 
how reefs benefit 
from the destruction. 
8.00 Exploring the 
region’s mysterious side 
on a journey from the 
rainforests of Panama 
to the coral Barrier 
Reef of the Americas. 

9.00 Great British 
Railway Journeys 

Michael Portillo arrives 
in Melton Mowbray. 

9.30 From London 
Bridge to Hastings. 

10.00 Indian Hill 
Railways The lives and 
loves of workers on the 
Nilgiri Mountain Railway. 



11.00 Museum Secrets 
12.00m't Oz and Hugh Drink 
to Christmas 1.00-3.00am 
Hitler: The Rise of Evil 




9.00am David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 
9.30am-2.30pm The Life of 
Birds: Back-to-back editions. 
2.30-4.00pm David 
Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities: Triple bill. (HD) 
4.00-7.00 The Life of Birds: 
David Attenborough looks into 
how birds communicate. 5.00 
Investigating how birds find 
partners. 6.00 The methods 
birds use to build nests 
and protect their offspring. 




9.00 David... 



7.00 The Life of Birds 

David Attenborough 
examines the methods 
birds use to solve the 
problems of parenthood, 
including the dipper. 

8.00 The tactics birds 
use to survive in harsh 
environments, including 
the sandgrouse’s daily 
50-mile flight through the 
desert in search of water. 

9.00-10.30 David 
Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities Animals that 
eat in unusual ways. (HD) 
9.30 Nature’s evolutionary 
anomalies. (HD) 

10.00 The regenerating 
powers of salamanders 
and moose. (HD) 



10.30pm-3.25am The Life 
of Birds 3.25-4.40 David 
Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities (HD) 4.40am The 
Life of Birds 5.30-6.00am 
Forecasting the End (HD) 

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6.00am Ultimate Warfare 
8.00-11.00 Shadow 
Ops 11.00am-2.00pm 

World War II in Colour 
2.00-4.00pm Off the Rails 

4.00 Winston Churchill: A 
Giant of the Century 6.00 
Al Murray's Road to Berlin 

7.00 Tutankhamun: The 
Truth Uncovered The 
truth about the boy 
pharaoh's death. 

8.00 Swallowed by the 
Sea - Ancient Egypt's 
Greatest Lost City 
The remains of the 
lost city of Heracleion. 

9.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles The World War 
Two battles of El Alamein. 

10.00 The Battle of the 
Bulge in World War Two. 

11.00 Aircraft Stories: 
Double bill. 1.00am 
Egypt Unwrapped 3.00- 

5.00 Off the Rails 5.00- 
6.00am Great Planes 






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6.00am How Stuff's Made 

7.00 Mythbusters 9.00 
How Do They Do It? 

10.00 Food Factory 

11.00 James May's Man 
Lab 12.00noon-7.00pm 
X-Ray Mega Airport: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00pm Mythbusters The 
effects of igniting a sewer 
full of combustible gas. 

8.00 The team selects 
five random letters and 
e-mails to respond to. 

9.00 How It's Made: 
Dream Cars A look at 
the McLaren 650S. 

9.30 A profile of the 
Falcon F7 supercar 

10.00 The Unexplained 
Files Investigating the 
case of the 7ft mothman. 

11.00 Mountain Monsters 
12.00m't-5.30am X-Ray 
Mega Airport: Back-to- 
back editions. 5.30- 
6.00am Invention Nation 



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8.00am Fish Warrior (HD) 

10.00 Wild Japan: Snow 
Monkeys (HD) 11.00 Wild 
China; Golden Monkeys 
(HD) 12.00noon Mystery 
Monkeys of Shangri-La 
(HD) 1.00-3.00pm 
Outback Wrangler (HD) 

3.00 Amazon's Electric 
Fish (HD) 4.00 Dinofish 
(HD) 5.00 World's 
Biggest Cave (HD) 6.00 
Wild Vietnam (HD) 

7.00 Wild India (HD) 

8.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) 

9.00 Wild Yellowstone 
The wildlife found in the 
US national park. (HD) 

10.00 Wild Sri Lanka The 
country's wildlife. (HD) 

11.00 Wild Thailand (HD) 
12.00m't Wild Vietnam 
(HD) 1.00am Wild 
Yellowstone (HD) 2.00 
Fish Warrior (HD) 3.00 
Wild Japan; Snow 



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6.00am-7.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers: Back-to-back 
editions with auto 
enthusiast Mike Brewer 
and mechanic Edd China. 
7.00-1 1.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers Edd gets 
to work on an old 
Volkswagen camper van. 

7.30 Work on the 
camper van is completed. 

8.00 The duo try to 
breathe new life into an 
old Volkswagen Beetle. 

8.30 The VW Beetle 
begins to take shape. 

9.00 Mike wants to 
splash the cash on 
a custom bus, but 
Edd favours a more 
conservative camper van. 

10.00 Mike sources 
a 181 Thing from a 
collector, but is forced to 
dig deep for the purchase. 

11.00pm-6.00am 
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Golden Monkeys (HD) 1 


Further back-to-back 
1 editions of the series. 


Hell on Hooves 5.10- 
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6.00am The Assassination 
of Abraham Lincoln 
7.35 Lincoln's Last Day 
8.35am-8.25pm The 
Civil War: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

8.25pm The Civil War 
The period following 
Abraham Lincoln's second 
inauguration in 1865, 
when Petersburg and 
Richmond fell to General 
Ulysses S Grant's army. 
10.00 As news of 
the surrender of the 
Confederate forces 
spreads, actor and 
Confederate sympathiser 
John Wilkes Booth 
sought revenge for the 
South by assassinating 
President Lincoln. 

11.25pm-2.30am Civil War 
360: Triple bill. 2.30am 
The Assassination of 
Abraham Lincoln 3.55 



7.00am Crime Stories 
(HD) 8.00am-7.00pm 
After the First 48: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 

7.00pm After the First 48 
How detectives cracked 
two cases by using 
surveillance tapes. (HD) 

8.00 Nightmare in 
Suburbia A woman 
whose mounting debts 
led her to commit murder. 

9.00 Born to Kill The 
life and crimes of serial 
killer Gary Ridgway, 
who evaded capture 
for 20 years. (HD) 

10.00 The life and 
crimes of Richard 
Ramirez, who spread 
terror in Los Angeles 
during the 1980s when 
he killed 14 victims. (HD) 

11.00 Born to Kill (HD) 
12.00m't Witness (HD) 
1.00-4.00am Born 



8.00am-2.00pm Ancient 
Aliens: Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-7.00pm 

Alien Files: Unsealed: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 
Experts reveal the truth 
about potential aliens. 

8.00 A History of Britain 
by Simon Schama 
Catholicism in England 
during the Reformation. 

9.00 Ancient Aliens: 

The Ultimate Evidence 
Whether Earth's stone 
monoliths were built with 
extra terrestrial help. 

10.00 Bible Secrets 
Revealed How accurate 
the four gospels are. 

11.00 Combat Trains 
12.00m't Gangsters: 
America's Most Evil 
1.00am Ancient Aliens: 
The Ultimate Evidence 
2.00 The Universe 3.00 
Combat Trains 4.00- 
5.00am A History of 
Britain by Simon Schama 



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6.00- 9.00am Hospital Sydney: 
Triple bill of the series. 9.00- 

11.30 MasterChef Australia: 
Triple bill. 11.30 Extreme 
Couponing 12.00noon 
Country House Rescue 

1.00- 7.00pm Homes Under 
the Hammer: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 5.00pm 
Lucy Alexander and Martin 
Roberts explore properties in 
Derbyshire, South Wales and 
Dover. 6.00 Properties in 
Shropshire, Kent and Derby. 




9.00 Hoarding: Buried... 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts 
explore properties 
about to be auctioned. 

8.00 Hospital Sydney 

Staff at Sydney's Royal 
Prince Alfred Hospital 
treat a seven-year-old 
girl who lost one of her 
legs in an accident. 

9.00 Hoarding: Buried 
Alive A man who has 
kept his uninhabitable 
home a secret from 
his girlfriend and is 
terrified she will find out. 

10.00 A woman worries 
suspicious neighbours 
will have her house 
officially condemned 
by the authorities. 

11.00 Hospital Sydney: Double 
bill. 1.00-3.00am Extreme 
Couponing: Back-to-back 
editions. 3.00-6.00am 
Hospital Sydney: Triple bill. 





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6.00- 1 0.00am Thinking Tackle: 
Back-to-back editions. 
10.00am-2.00pm Total 
Fishing with Matt Hayes: 
Back-to-back editions. 

2.00pm Off the Hook: Extreme 
Catches 3.00-6.00 Record 
Breaking Fish: Back-to-back 
editions. 6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00- 10.00 Thinking Tackle 
Danny Fairbrass and the 
team share the latest 
carp fishing methods. 

8.00 Danny and the team try 
to catch carp around Europe. 

9.00 Ali is at the Loggies 
Lake in Kent with special 
guest Jake Wildbore. 

10.00 Total Fishing with 
Matt Hayes Double bill 
featuring angling advice 
from the master fisherman. 

11.00pm-2.00am Total Fishing 
with Matt Hayes: Back-to- 
back editions. 2.00am Off 
the Hook: Extreme Catches 
3.00-5.30 Record Breaking 
Fish: Back-to-back editions. 
5.30-6.00am Model Mania 



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7.00am Bargain Hunt 8.00- 

11.00 Escape to the Country 
ll.OOam-l.OOpm DIY SOS 
1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big 
Build 2.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 DIY SOS 5.00 DIY SOS: 
The Big Build: The team 
renovates the Norris Green 
Youth Centre in Liverpool. 

6.00 Fantasy Homes by the 
Sea: Jenni Falconer helps a 
Northamptonshire couple to 
find their dream coastal home 
in Italy's Abruzzo region. 




6.00 Fantasy Homes by... 



7.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the Sea Helping a couple 
of diving enthusiasts from 
London find a property 
on the Jurassic coast 
near Weymouth, Dorset. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt Tim 
Wonnacott presents as 
two French contestants 
compete against an 
English duo in Brackley 
Northamptonshire. 

9.00 Experts Thomas 
Plant and Anita Manning 
help two mother-and- 
daughter teams search 
for antiques in Barnsley 
South Yorkshire. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes 

by the Sea As 6.00pm. 



11.00 Fantasy Homes by the 
Sea 12.00m't Bargain Hunt: 
Double bill. 2.00-4.00am 
Fantasy Homes by the Sea 





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VIRGIN 

291 





6.00am Amazing Wedding 
Cakes 7.00-9.00 Jamie's 15 
Minute Meals 9.00 Pioneer 
Woman 10.00am-12.30pm 
Cooking Christmas with Matt 
and Lisa 12.30pm Jeni 
Barnett's Christmas Hamper 

1.00 Rosemary Shrager's 
Classic Christmas 1.30 
Delia's Classic Christmas 

2.30 Barefoot Contessa 
- Back to Basics 3.00- 

7.00 Man v Food Nation 

7.00 Man v Food Nation 
Adam Richman visits Skippers 
Smokehouse in Tampa Bay to 
sample smoked alligator ribs. 

7.30 Adam heads to 
Prince's Hot Chicken in 
Nashville, Tennessee. 

8.00-11.00 Mystery Diners 
Back-to-back editions of 
the series, including at: 

10.30 A dispute over which 
waiter to promote to manager. 

11.00pm-3.00am Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 



CHRIST 


MAS FOOD 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


VIRGIN 278 
HD 280 


J 



6.00am Highlights 10.00 The 
Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best 
at Christmas (HD) 11.00 The 
Hairy Bikers' Twelve Days of 
Christmas (HD) 12.00 Hairy 
Bakers (HD) 1.00pm Hairy 
Bikers' Christmas Party (HD) 

2.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums 
Know Best at Christmas (HD) 

3.00 The Hairy Bikers' Twelve 
Days of Christmas (HD) 4.00 
The Hairy Bakers (HD) 5.00 
Hairy Bikers' Christmas Party 
(HD) 6.00 Hairy Bikers: Mums 
Know Best at Christmas (HD) 




7.00 The Hairy Bikers' 
Twelve Days of 
Christmas Si King and 
Dave Myers cook dishes 
inspired by each verse of 
the seasonal song. (HD) 

8.00 The Hairy Bakers 

Dave Myers and Si King 
cook their favourite 
festive treats for families 
who will be spending 
yuletide apart. (HD) 

9.00 Hairy Bikers' 
Christmas Party Si King 
and Dave Myers go 

in search of the UK’s 
best party food. (HD) 



10.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums 
Know Best at Christmas: 
Favourite family recipes for the 
festive period. (HD) 11.00 The 
Hairy Bikers' Twelve Days of 
Christmas: As 7.00pm. (HD) 
12.00m't The Hairy Bakers: 

As 8.00pm. (HD) 1.00am 
Hairy Bikers' Christmas Party 
(HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 
5.00-6.00am Jamie at 
Home Christmas Special 



6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 
8.00am-12.00noon 
DIY SOS: The Big Build 
12.00noon Escape to the 
Country 1.00pm A Place in 
the Sun: Winter Sun 2.00 
Escape to the Country 4.00 
Fantasy Homes by the Sea 

6.00 Escape to the Country 

7.00 A Place in the Sun: 
Home or Away Properties 
in Colchester and Portugal. 

8.00 I Should Have Died 

9.00 Paranormal Witness 
Investigating an apartment 
in Washington, Missouri. 

10.00 Most Haunted NEW 
EDITION The oldest house 
in Skegness, Lincolnshire. 

11.00 Ghost Adventures 
12.00m't Cold Justice 
1.00am Paranormal Witness 

2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 
Dr G: Medical Examiner 4.45 
One Born Every Minute - 
What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Sunday 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



+1 hou| 




riRGIN 

279 1 


REALLY 1 


m 


VIRGIN 


F’VIEW 1 

17 1 



SKY HD 192/276 

7.00pm FILM Over the Top: 
Drama starring Sylvester 
Stallone as an arm-wrestling 
trucker trying to win both the 
affection of his estranged 
12-year-old son and the 
world arm-wrestling 
championships in Las Vegas. 
(1986, PG, 93min) ★★ 

9.00 Fear the Walking Dead: 
The Dog: 3/9. Travis, Liza 
and Chris face a riot, and 
Madison defends her home. 

10.00 Not Fade Away: 

4/9. The family tries to 
adapt to the new world. 

11.00 Rectify 12.00m't 
Weeds: Double bill. 1.10am 
Fear the Walking Dead: 
Double bill. 3.10 Rectify 
4.10-5.30am Weeds 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
PVIEW66, F'SAT 135, +1136 

7.30am Tomorrow's World 

8.00 The Key of David 8.30 
The Lord's Challenge 9.00 
Rapid Response 10.00am- 
5.00pm Judge Judy 
5.00-7.00pm The Super: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00-9.00 Cops: Back-to- 
back editions of the series. 

9.00 Ice Cold Killers: An 
examination of murders in 
Alaska. 10.00 Nowhere to 
Hide: Following private 
investigator Steven Rambam. 

11.00pm-1.00am Addicted 
to the Life: Back-to-back 
editions. 1.00am Ice Cold 
Killers 2.00 Nowhere to Hide 
3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
F'VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +H46 
6.00am Ninja Warrior 7.00 
American Ninja Warrior 

8.00 Robot Wars 10.00 
Knightmare 11.00 Fort 
Boyard 12.00noon-3.00pm 
Pointless Celebrities: Triple bill. 

3.00-8.00pm Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 
Back-to-back editions of 
the big-money quiz hosted 
by Chris Tarrant. 8.00 The 
Chase USA 9.00 TNA 
Wrestling: The latest TNA 
Impact Wrestling action. 
11.00 Wrestle Talk TV 11.30 
Videogame Nation 12.00m't- 
3.00am Robot Wars: Triple 
bill. 3.00am Catchphrase 

4.00 Fifteen to One 5.00- 
6.00am The Chase USA 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00am Malcolm in the 
Middle 10.00 Deal with It 

10.30 Epic Meal Empire 

11.00 Impractical Jokers 
12.00noon-4.00pm 
Malcolm in the Middle 4.00- 
7.00pm Impractical Jokers 

7.00 Impractical Jokers US 

8.00 Epic Meal Empire 

8.30 Frankenfood ioo 
Rhod Gilbert and the 
Award-Winning Mince Pie 
10.00pm-12.00m't Friends 

12.00m't Broad City 12.30am 
Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast 

1.30 Sean Lock Live 2.35 
Epic Meal Empire 3.05 
Deal with It 3.30 Comedy 
Central at the Comedy Store 
3.55 South Park 4.20- 
6.00am The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 

8.00 Custom My Ride 

9.00 Treehouse Masters 
10.00am-9.00pm Tanked: 
Back-to-back editions. 

9.00pm Shipwreck Men 

10.00 Ultimate Cops: Police 
in Romania take a man 
suspected of theft into 
custody, while officers in 
Moscow become embroiled 
in a car chase. 11.00 Amish 
Mafia 12.00m't Monsters 
Inside Me 1.00am Operation 
Repo 2.00 Custom My Ride 

3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark: 
Double bill. 3.50 The 
Garage 4.40 American 
Chopper 5.30-6.00am 
Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Tia and Tamera 8.00 
News 9.00 Giuliana and Bill 

10.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 11.00 Wags 
12.00noon Keeping Up: 
Kardashian Family Rules 
12.30pm Kourtney & Kim Take 
New York 1.00-7.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 7.00 
News 8.00 Keeping Up with 
the Kardashians 9.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians NEW 
EDITION 10.00 Keeping Up: 
Kardashian Family Rules 

10.30 Kourtney & Kim Take 
New York 11.00 News 
12.00m't Botched 1.00am 
Sex with Brody 1.30 
Teleshopping 2.30 News 
4.30-5.00am Celebrity 
Style Story: Beyonce. 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00-9.00am Community 
9.00am-12.00noon Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon FILM 

Miracle on 34th Street: 
Fantasy remake. ( 1973, 

U, 104min) ★★ 1.55pm 
Sony Movie News Extra 
2.05 FILM The Nutcracker 
(2010, PG, 108min)^4.10 
Will & Grace 4.45 FILM 
Stepping Out: Musical. 
(1991, PG,110min)^^^^ 

7.00 Miss Austen Regrets 
9.00 FILM Sleeping with the 
Enemy: Suspense thriller. 
(1991,15, lOOmin) ★★ 
10.55 Younger 11.25 Hot 
in Cleveland 11.55 Ghost 
Hunters 12.55-3.35am 
Ghost Hunters International 
3.35-4.00am Will & Grace 



SPIKE 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Storage Wars (HD) 

9.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 
12.00noon Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 3.00pm Flipping Boston 
(HD) 6.00 Dance Mums 
with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 

7.00 The Real Housewives of 
Beverly Hills (HD) 8.00 
Donnie Loves Jenny (HD) 
8.30Wahlburgers(HD) 

9.00 Hoarders (HD) 10.00 
Hoarders: Family Secrets (HD) 

11.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 
12.00m't Prison Wives Club 

(HD) 1.00am Hoarders (HD) 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of Beverly Hills (HD) 3.00 
Wahiburgers (HD) 3.30 
Donnie Loves Jenny (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Dance Mums 
with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, F'SATMl 
9.00am Access 9.10 Catch a 
Contractor: Double bill. 11.05 
World's Craziest Police 
Pursuits 12.00noon- 
2.50pm Bar Rescue 
2.50pm Police Interceptors 
3.50 Access 4.00-8.00 Police 
Interceptors: Back-to-back 
editions. 8.00 Police 
Interceptors: The police 
helicopter pursues an armed 
robber 9.00 A car thief 
leads officers on a 
cross-country chase. 

10.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It 
Away: Double bill. 12.00m't 
Ben Fogle: New Lives in the 
Wild UK: A couple living in 
Exmoor National Park. 
1.00am Helix 2.00-3.00am 
Police Interceptors 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 

6.00am Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 

7.00 Oprah: Behind the 
Scenes (HD) 8.00 Oprah's 
Master Class (HD) 9.00 Super 
Soul Sunday NEW EDITION 

10.00 Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 1.30pm Say Yes to 
the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 

6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: The 
Big Day (HD) 7.00 My Four 
Wives NEW EDITION (HD) 

8.00 Our Little Family (HD) 

9.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 

The Big Day (HD) 10.00 
America's Worst Tattoos (HD) 

11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 
(HD) 12.00m't0ur Little 
Family (HD) 1.00am Say Yes 
to the Dress: The Big Day (HD) 

2.00 America's Worst Tattoos 
(HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am John Wilson's Dream 
Fishing 7.00 Model Magic 

8.00 Tommy Walsh's Eco 
House 9.00 Designer 
Homes 10.00am-3.00pm 
Deadliest Catch 3.00pm 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

5.00 Clash of the Dinosaurs 

6.00 Tanked 7.00 Wheeler 
Dealers Revisited 8.00 
Salvage Hunters 9.00 Battle 
Castle with Dan Snow 10.00 
Death Machines: The killing 
machines used by Romans. 

11.00 Egypt's Mystery 
Chamber 12.00m't Forensic 
Detectives: Double bill. 
2.00am Designer Homes 

3.00 Model Magic 4.00- 
6.00am Desert Car Kings 



SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 
6.00am-12.00noon Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

12.00noon-4.00pm Crime 
Stories: Back-to-back 
editions 4.00-7.00pm 

Missing Persons Unit: 
Back-to-back editions 

7.00 Ink Master 8.00 Tattoo 
Rescue: Advice for failing 
tattoo shops. 9.00-11.00 
Tattoo Nightmares: 
Back-to-back editions. 
People with bad tattoos 
seek expert help. 

11.00 Conspiracy Theory 
with Jesse Ventura: Double 
bill. 1.00-5.00am North 
Mission Road: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 5.00- 
6.00am Crime Stories 



TV&Satellite Week 49 



Sunday 




























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SKY PREMIERE I SKY DISNEY 



SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



VIRGIN 401 
HD 431 



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SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails 9.30 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 
10.00 Extraterrestrial 12.00noon 
Cake As 10.00pm. 2.00pm Shelby 
Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 
3.45 Maleficent Special 4.15 Taken 
3 As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails Family adventure 
starring Anke Engelke and Milo 
Parker (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 



6.00am Tangled 7.45 Frozen 
Sing-A-Long Version 9.30 Beauty 
and the Beast 11.05 The Lion King 
12.45pm Into the Woods 2.55 
Muppets Most Wanted As 10.10pm. 

4.45 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 
Animated musical featuring the 
voice of Kristen Bell. (S) (2013, PG, 
lOSmin) ★★★★ 6.30 Beauty and 
the Beast Animation with the voices 
of Paige O'Hara and Robby Benson. 
(S)(1991, U, 84min) ★★★★★ 




8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller 
sequel starring Liam Neeson. 
Ex-CIA agent Bryan Mills 
fights to clear his own name 
after being framed for his 
ex-wife's murder. With Forest 
Whitaker and Maggie Grace. 
(S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror 
starring Brittany Allen and Freddie 
Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 
1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. 

5.00 Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 

5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special 



+1 hour 



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VIRGIN 

402 



6.30 Beauty and the Beast 



8.00 Into the Woods Musical 
fantasy starring Meryl Streep, 
Johnny Depp and James 
Corden. A wicked witch agrees 
to lift a curse on a young 
couple if they will help restore 
her once beautiful looks. (S) 
(2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.10 Muppets Most Wanted 

Comedy starring Ricky Gervais. 
The gang’s world tour is 
hijacked by Kermit's evil double. 
(S) (2014, U, 103min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.05am Herbie Goes to Monte 
Carlo Comedy adventure starring 
Dean Jones, Don Knotts and Julie 
Sommars. (S) (1977, U, lOSmin) ★★ 
2.00 Glory Road Fact-based sports 
drama starring Josh Lucas and Derek 
Luke. (S)(2006, PG,113min) ★★ 
4.10-6.00am Freaky Friday Comedy 
starring Barbara Harris and Jodie 
Foster (S) (1976, U, lOOmin) ★★★★ 



SKY FAMILY 



SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 



6.00am Christmas in Wonderland 
7.40 How to Train Your Dragon 2 
9.25 The Chronicles of Narnia: The 
Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 
11.45 Maleficent 1.25pm Elf 
3.05 How to Train Your Dragon 2 
4.50 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama starring Carly and Britt 
McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 
6.20 Maleficent Fairy-tale adventure 
with Angelina Jolie and File Fanning. 
(S) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 



r i 



6.20 Maleficent 



8.00 Elf Family fantasy comedy 
starring Will Ferrell and James 
Caan. A man raised as an elf at 
the North Pole goes in search 
of his human parents. With 
Mary Steenburgen, Ed Asner 
and Zooey Deschanel. (S) 
(2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.40 The Chronicles of Narnia: 
The Lion, The Witch and The 
Wardrobe Family fantasy 
adventure starring Tilda 
Swinton. Four siblings discover 
a world cursed to eternal 
winter by an evil witch. (S) 
(2005, PG, 140min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m’t Christmas in Wonderland 

Festive comedy starring Patrick 
Swayze. (S) (2007 12, 98min) ★★ 

1.40am Coming Home for Christmas 

Family drama, as shown at 4.50pm. 
3.10 Born to Fight Sports drama 
starring Steve Austin and Daniel 
Magder (S) (2011, 12, 90min) ★★ 
4.50-6.30am The Fox and the Child 
Adventure narrated by Kate Winslet. 
(S) (2007, U, 94min) ★★★ 



SXYACnON/ADVENTURE 



VIRGIN 407 
HD 437 



6.00am Lethal Weapon 8.00 Lethal 
Weapon 2 10.00 The Top Ten 
Show 2015 10.15 Charlie's Angels 
12.00noon Charlie’s Angels: Full 
Throttle 2.00pm Predator Sci-fi 
fantasy with Arnold Schwarzenegger 
(S)(198718, 107min) ★★★★ 

4.00 Predator 2 Sci-fi action sequel 
starring Danny Glover (S) (1990, 

15, 107min) ★★★ 6.00 Lethal 
Weapon Action thriller starring Mel 
Gibson. (S) (1987, 18, llOmln) ★★★★ 




6.00 Lethal Weapon 



8.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Violent 
action thriller starring Mel 
Gibson and Danny Glover. 

LA cops Martin Riggs and 
Roger Murtaugh investigate 
a South African attache 
who is using his diplomatic 
immunity for drug-trafficking. 
(S)(1989,15,110min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 RoboCop Sci-fi crime 
thriller starring Peter Weller. 

A murdered cop is transformed 
into a cyborg policeman. (S) 
(1987, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action 
sequel starring Peter Weller and 
Nancy Allen. (1990, 18, 114min) ★ 
2.00am Romancing the Stone 
Romantic adventure starring Michael 
Douglas and Kathleen Turner (S) 
(1984,12,105min) ★★★★ 
4.00-6.00am The Jewel of the Nile 
Adventure sequel to Romancing the 
Stone, starring Michael Douglas. 
(S)(1985, PG, 104min)^^^^ 



SKY COMEDY 



SKY 308 

HD 308/335 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



6.05am Monkey Business 7.45 The 
Harry Hill Movie 9.15 American Pie 
10.55 Superbad 12.55pm Last 
Vegas 2.45 Eight Legged Freaks 

Sci-fi comedy starring David 
Arquette. (S) (2002, 12, 99min) ★★ 
4.30 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
Comedy thriller starring Bob Hoskins. 
(1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 6.20 
50 First Dates Romantic comedy 
starring Drew Barrymore and Adam 
Sandler. (S) (2004, 12, 99min) ★★★ 




SKY SHOWCASE 



SKY 310 

HD 310/337 



VIRGIN 403 
HD 433 



6.20am The Adventurer: 

The Curse of the Midas Box 

8.05 Mandela: Long Walk 
to Freedom 10.35 The 
Purge: Anarchy 12.25pm 
The Top Ten Show 2015 
12.45 Edward Scissorhands 
2.35 Captain America: 

The Winter Soldier 4.55 
The Top Ten Show 2015 
5.15 Fantastic Four: 

Rise of the Silver Surfer 

7.00 Edward Scissorhands 

Fantasy with Johnny Depp. (S) 
(1990, PG,107min) ★★★★ 

9.00 Captain America: The 
Winter Soldier Thriller 
sequel with Chris Evans. (S) 
(2014, 12, 136min) ★★★★ 

11.20 The Purge: Anarchy 
Horror starring Frank Grillo. 

(S) (2014, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 
1.10am Oldboy Thriller remake. 

(S) (2013, 18, 104min) ★★ 

2.55 Air Force One Action 
drama starring Harrison Ford. 
(S)(1997,15,124min) ★★★ 
5.05-6.55am The Adventurer: 
The Curse of the Midas Box 
Period fantasy adventure. 
(2013, PG, 95min) ★★ 



SKY GREATS 



SKY 304 

HD 304/331 



VIRGIN 404 
HD 434 



6.00am The Golden Voyage 
of Sinbad 8.00 Harry Potter 
and the Deathly Hallows: 
Part 1 10.40 Harry Potter 
and the Deathly Hallows: 
Part II 1.05pm Top Ten Show 

I. 25 Harry Potter and the 
Order of the Phoenix 3.50 
Harry Potter and the 
Half-Blood Prince 6.30 
Harry Potter and the 
Deathly Hallows: Part I 

9.00 Harry Potter and the 
Deathly Hallows: Part II 

Fantasy adventure starring 
Daniel Radcliffe. (S) (2011, 

12, 130min) ★★★★★ 

II. 15 Harry Potter and the 
Order of the Phoenix 
Fantasy adventure with Daniel 
Radcliffe and Emma Watson. 
(S) (2007, 12, 132min) ★★★ 

1.35am Harry Potter and the 
Half-Blood Prince Fantasy 
starring Daniel Radcliffe. (S) 
(2009, 12, 153min) ★★★★★ 

4.10-6.00am Young 
Frankenstein Mel Brooks's 
horror spoof starring Gene 
Wilder. (S) (1974, b/w,PG, 
lOSmin) ★★★★★ 



TCM 




SKY 317 
HD 317/341 


1 VIRGIN415 1 
1 HD 416 1 



6.50am King Solomon’s 
Mines 8.45 Tarzan's 
Greatest Adventure 10.25 
Taras Bulba 12.45pm Blood 
Alley 3.00 Cavalry Scout 

4.30 Apache War Smoke 
Western starring Gilbert 
Roland. ( 1952, b/w,U, 68min) 
★★ 5.55 Saddle the Wind 
Western starring Robert 
Taylor and John Cassavetes. 
(1958, PG, 84min) ★★★ 

7.30 Longmire NEW EPISODE 

4/10. A tourist is found dead 
in a luggage bag. (Series 4) 

9.00 The Hangover Comedy 
starring Bradley Cooper. 
(2009, 15, 99min) ★★★★ 

10.55 Queen of the Damned 
Horror thriller sequel starring 
Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah. 
(2002,15,101 min)^ 
12.50am Unforgiven Western 
starring Clint Eastwood. 

(1992, 15, 130min) ★★★★★ 

3.05 Conspiracy Theory 
with Jesse Ventura 
3. 50-6.1 0am Hollywood’s 
Best Film Directors 



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M0RE>M0VIES 



(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am A Christmas Tail 
10.40 To Catch a Yeti 
12.25pm Home Alone: The 
Holiday Heist Comedy sequel. 
(2012, PG, 87min) ★★ 

2.25 Bicentennial Man Sci-fi 
drama. ( 1999, PG, 131 min) 
★★★ 5.05 One Bad 
Christmas Festive comedy. 
(2012,12,91 min) ★★ 

7.05 My Mom’s New Boyfriend 

Comedy starring Meg Ryan. 
(2008,15, 97min) ★★ 

9.00 Single White Female 

Thriller with Bridget Fonda. 
(1992,18,107min) ★★★ 

11.15 The Juror Legal thriller 
starring Demi Moore and Alec 
Baldwin. (1996, 18, 118min) ★ 
1.40am Population 436 
Horror starring Jeremy Sisto. 
(2006, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

3.35 Sony Movie News Extra 
3.45 My Dog the Champion 
Family drama starring Cody 
Linley. (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 
5.40 Sony Movie News Extra 
5.50-6.00am Behind the 
Screens How films are made. 



HORROR 



8.00 Superbad 



8.00 Superbad Teen comedy 
starring Jonah Hill and Michael 
Cera. Two high school friends 
embark on a quest to buy 
booze and lose their virginity. 
With Christopher Mintz-Plasse. 
(S) (2007, 15, 108min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Last Vegas Comedy with 
Michael Douglas, Robert De 
Niro and Morgan Freeman. (S) 
(2013,12,105min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't The Lost Boys Vampire tale 
starring Jason Patric and Corey Haim. 
(S) (1987, 15, 98min) ★★★ 

1.45am A Dirty Shame Adult 
comedy. (2004, 18, 89min) ★★★ 
3.25 The Monster Squad Horror 
spoof (S) (1987, 15, 83min) ★★★ 
4.55 The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies 
Special A look at the animation. 
5.25-7.20am The Pink Panther 
Strikes Again Comedy starring Peter 
Sellers. (S) (1976, PG, lOSmin) ★★ 



TRUE CHRISTMAS 



8.00am Summer of Fear 
10.00am-3.00pm The 
Incredible Hulk 3.00pm 
Warlords of Atlantis 

4.55 Sherlock Holmes: The 
Case of the Whitechapel 
Vampire Mystery thriller 
starring Matt Frewer (2002, 
PG, 90min) ★★ 6.40 
The Evil of Frankenstein 
Hammer horror starring Peter 
Cushing. (1964, 12, 94min) ★ 

8.30 The Twilight Zone The 

Beacon: A doctor stumbles 
across a secluded town where 
a young girl is gravely ill. 

9.00 Hammer House of Horror 
A detective investigates a 
series of grisly murders. 

10.05 An antiques dealer buys 
a mirror with sinister powers. 
11.10 Captivity Psychological 
thriller with Elisha Cuthbert. 
(2007, 18, 81 min) ★★★ 
12.50am Red Clover Horror. 

(2012,15, 88min) ★★ 
2.40-4.30am The Dentist 
Horror with Corbin Bernsen. 
(1996, 18, 88min) ★★★ 



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7.00am Last Christmas 9.00 
I’ll Be Home for Christmas 

11.00 Meet the Santas 
1.00pm Christmas Lilies of 
the Field Drama sequel 
starring Billy Dee Williams. 
(1979, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

3.00 Range of Motion Drama 
starring Rebecca DeMornay. 
(2000, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 
A Christmas Without Snow 
Drama, as shown at 9.00pm. 

7.00 Expect Delays Drama 
with Wendy Shapero and Ted 
Trent. (2015, PG, 85min) ★★ 

9.00 A Christmas Without 
Snow Drama starring Michael 
Learned and Valerie Curtin. 
(1980, U, 92min) ★★ 

11.00 Ebbie Contemporary 
version of Charles Dickens's 
classic tale, A Christmas 
Carol, starring Susan Lucci. 
(1995, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am The Christmas 
Card Romantic drama 
starring John Newton. 

(2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 



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6.10am Felony 8.10 Pride and Glory 
10.25 Black Rain 12.35pm Felony 

Crime thriller starring Joel Edgerton. 
(S) (2013, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 2.35 
Pride and Glory Thriller starring 
Edward Norton and Colin Farrell. 
(S)(2008,15,130min) ★★★★ 

4.50 Witness Thriller starring Harrison 
Ford. (S) (1985, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 
6.50 Black Rain Action thriller 
starring Michael Douglas and Andy 
Garcia. (S) (1989, 18, 120min) ★★★ 



7.00am Holy Night! 8.45 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 9.15 
The Nativity Story 11.05 The 
Muppet Christmas Carol 12.40pm 
Jingle All the Way 2 2.20 The Best 
Man Holiday As shown at 9.40pm. 

4.30 The Nativity Story Biblical 
drama with Keisha Castle-Hughes. 
(2006, PG, 101 min) ★★ 6.20 
The Muppet Christmas Carol 
Festive comedy starring Michael 
Caine. (S)(1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 



6.00am SI mOne 8.00 Project 
Almanac 10.00 Guardians of the 
Galaxy 12.00noon Dawn of the 
Planet of the Apes As 9.00pm. 
2.20pm Armageddon Sci-fi action 
adventure with Bruce Willis and Ben 
Affleck. (S)( 1998, 12, 151 min) ★★ 
5.00 Project Almanac Sci-fi thriller 
starring Jonny Weston. (S) (2014, 12, 
106min) ★★★ 7.00 Guardians of 
the Galaxy Sci-fi fantasy with Chris 
Pratt. (S) (2014, 12, 121 min) ★★★★ 



6.00am Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies 
Special 6.30 March of the 
Penguins 8.00 Big Eyes 10.00 A 
Fistful of Dollars 11.45 For a Few 
Dollars More 2.00pm The Good, 
the Bad and the Ugly Western. (S) 
(1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ 

5.00 Big Eyes Biopic starring Amy 
Adams. (S) (2014, 12, 106min) 

★★★ 7.00 Platoon Vietnam War 
drama starring Charlie Sheen. 
(S)(1986,15,120min) ★★★★ 



■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Destry Rides Again 1.00pm 
Kiki's Delivery Service (Dubbed) 
3.10 Porridge Big-screen spin-off 
from the popular prison sitcom. (S) 
(1979, PG, 90min)^^^ 

5.00 The Dark Crystal Fantasy. (S) 
(1982, PG, 94min) ★★★★ 6.50 
The Three Musketeers Adventure. 
(S)(2011,12,110min) ★★★ 







7.00 Guardians of the Galaxy 17.00 Platoon 



Black Rain 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

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9.00 Training Day Police thriller 
starring Denzel Washington 
and Ethan Hawke. The 
proposed new recruit to an 
elite Los Angeles narcotics 
squad discovers that the 
unit’s leader is involved in 
the drugs underworld. (S) 
(2001, 18, 121 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.05 Edison Crime thriller starring 
Justin Timberlake and Morgan 
Freeman. (2005, 15, 97min) ★★★ 

12.45am Internal Affairs Thriller with 
Richard Gere and Andy Garcia. (S) 
(1990,18,117min) ★★★★ 

2.40 Training Day As 9.00pm. 

4.45-6.25am Sam Churchill: 

Search for a Homeless Man Thriller 
starring John Schneider and Robin 
Lively. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★ 



SONY MOVIES 



8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 

Christmas comedy sequel 
starring Larry the Cable Guy 
and Brian Stepanek. A man 
desperate to earn his 
stepdaughter's love goes to 
ridiculous lengths to attain a 
popular toy. (2014, U, 90min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.40 The Best Man Holiday 

Comedy drama sequel starring 
Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, 
Terrence Howard and Monica 
Calhoun. A group of former 
college friends reunite to 
celebrate Christmas together. 
(S) (2013,15,120min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.50 Jack Frost Fantasy drama 
starring Michael Keaton and Kelly 
Preston. (S) (1998, PG, 97min) ★ 
1.40am Snowmen Family comedy 
drama starring Bobby Coleman. 
(S)(2010, PG, 81 min) ★★ 

3.15 Snow Day Comedy starring Chris 
Elliot (S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★ 
4.50-6.30am Holy Night! Animated 
fantasy featuring the voice of Anabel 
Alonso. (S) (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 



Guardians of the Galaxy 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG •< 



9.00 Dawn of the Planet of 
the Apes Sci-fi thriller sequel 
starring Andy Serkis and Jason 
Clarke. The leader of a colony 
of intelligent apes tries to 
prevent his tribe going to war 
against the human race. (S) 
(2014, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.15 Annabelle Horror starring 
Annabelle Wallis and Ward Horton. 
(S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 

1.00am Cyborg Sci-fi action 
adventure starring Jean-Claude Van 
Damme. (1989, 18, 86min) ★ 

2.30 Highwaymen Road thriller 
starring Jim Caviezel and Rhona 
Mitra. (S) (2003, 18, 81 min) ★★ 
3.55-6.00am SI mOne Comedy with 
Al Pacino and Catherine Keener 
(S) (2002, PG, 117min) ★★★ 



Platoon 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 

Martin Scorsese’s fact-based 
drama starring Leonardo 
DiCaprio and Jonah Hill. A New 
York stockbroker lives a life of 
debauchery as he gets rich 
through illegal trading. (S) 
(2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.00m’t Black Snake Moan Deep 
South melodrama starring Samuel L 
Jackson and Justin Timberlake. (S) 
(2006,15,115min) ★★★ 

2.00am The Canyons Thriller starring 
Lindsay Lohan, James Deen and 
Nolan Funk. (S) (2013, 18, 96min) ★ 
3.45-5.30am Easy Rider Cult road 
movie starring Peter Fonda, Dennis 
Hopper and Jack Nicholson. (S) 
(1969, 18, 94min) ★★★★★ 



The Three Musketeers 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 '71 Thriller starring Jack 
O’Connell. A British soldier sent 
to Belfast in 1971 finds himself 
lost and alone in a hostile area 
in the aftermath of a riot. (S) 
(2014, 15, 97min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.55 An Officer and a 
Gentleman Gritty romantic 
drama starring Richard Gere 
and Debra Winger. (S) (1981, 
15, 125min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



1.25-3.50am Summer in February 

Period drama, starring Dominic 
Cooper. (S) (2013, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 



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9.00am The Light Before 
Christmas 9.40 Sony 
Movie News Extra 9.50 
A Monster Christmas 10.50 
Sony Movie News Extra 

11.00 K9 Christmas 
12.50pm Sony Movie News 
Extra 1.00 A Christmas 
Wish 3.05 Christmas in the 
Clouds 5.00 To Catch a Yeti 
6.55 12 Dogs of Christmas: 
Great Puppy Rescue 

9.00 Home for Christmas 

Melodrama starring Mickey 
Rooney and Chantallese Kent. 
An ageing criminal strikes up a 
friendship with a six-year-old 
girl. (1990, U, 96min) ★★ 
11.05 A Holiday Heist Comedy, 
starring Lacey Chabert, Rick 
Malambri and Vivica A Fox. 
(2011, PG, 90min) ★★ 
1.00am Tom & Thomas 
Thriller with Aaron Johnson. 
(2002, PG,110min) ★★★ 
3.15-6.00am Anna Karenina 
Screen adaptation of 
Tolstoy's romantic tragedy, 
starring Jacqueline Bisset. 
(1985, PG,130min) ★★ 



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7.00am Santa's Secret 9.00 
Christmas in Palm Springs 

11.00 Angels in the Snow 
1.00pm A Magic Christmas 

Drama starring C Thomas 
Howell. (2014, U, 80min) ★★ 

3.00 A Christmas Reunion 
Romantic drama. (2015, PG, 
120min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas 
Confession Romantic drama 
starring Sarah Lancaster 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

7.00 Merry Exmas Family 
drama with Kristy Swanson. 
(2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 The Most Wonderful 
Time of the Year Romantic 
drama starring Brooke 
Burns and Warren Christie. 
(2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ 

11.00 Christmas Under Wraps 
Drama starring Candace 
Cameron Bure and Robert 
Pine. (2014, PG, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am Snow Bride Drama, 
starring Patricia Richardson. 
(2013, PG,120min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am Christmas in 
Canaan Festive family drama 
starring Billy Ray Cyrus. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 






6.00am Riff-Raff 7.40 Men in 
War 9.40 Surface to Air 
11.35 Solar Attack 1.25pm 
The Elite 3.15 Scorpio One 

Sci-fi thriller starring Robin 
Curtis. (1998,12, 92min) ★★ 
5.05 Hijack Thriller starring Jeff 
Fahey. (1999, 15, 94min) ★★ 
6.55 Bullet to Beijing Spy 
thriller starring Michael Caine 
and Michael Gambon. 
(1995,15, 101 min) ★★ 

9.00 Commando Leopard 

Adventure with Lewis Collins. 
A guerilla fighter organises 
a resistance movement 
against a tyrannical dictator 
(1985,15, lOOmin) ★★ 

11.10 Shadow of the Hawk 
Horror starring Jan-Michael 
Vincent. A Native American 
joins his grandfather on a 
tribal walk to ward off evil 
spirits. (1976, PG, 92min) ★★ 
1.00am The Body Snatcher 
Horror starring Boris Karloff. 

( 1945, b/w, PG, 79min) ★★★ 
2.35-4.00am Journey into 
Fear Spy thriller with Joseph 
Gotten and Orson Welles. 
(1942, b/w, U, 71min)^^^ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



6.1 0pm Bruce Almighty Channel 5 Fantasy 
comedy with Jim Carrey. (HD) ★★★ 
6.40pm Back to the Future Part III ITV2 
Time-travel adventure. (HD) ★★★★ 
7.00pm Over the Top AMC ★★ 

7.00pm Wayne’s World Dave (HD) ★★★★ 
7.00pm Apocalypse Pompeii Syfy (HD) ★ 
7.25pm Pina: Legend of Dance BBC4 
Dance documentary. (HD) ★★★ 

8.1 0pm Bulletproof Monk Channel 5 
Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★★ 

8.25pm The Nutty Professor GOLD ★★★★ 
9.00pm Kull the Conqueror ITV4 (HD) ★ 
9.00pm Rush Hour 3 E4 (HD) ★★ 

9.00pm Sleeping with the Enemy SonyTV ★★ 
9.00pm Crank Syfy (HD) ★★★★ 

9.30pm 8 Mile eeC3 (HD) ★★★ 



1 0.00pm Django Unchained Channel 5 
Western adventure. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.00pm The Constant Gardener ITV3 
Romantic political thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.00pm Easy Money BBC4 ★★★★ 

1 0.50pm The Colony Syfy (HD) ★★ 

1 1 .00pm Brooklyn's Finest 88C2 (Not Scot/ 
Wales/NI) Crime thriller. (HD) ★★★ 

1 1 .05pm The Five-Year Engagement 
Channel 4 Romantic comedy. (HD) ★★★ 

1 1 .05pm Daylight /ri/4 (HD) ★★★ 

1 1 .25pm All Good Things S8C2 Nl ★★★ 

1 2.00m't Come as You Are BBC2 Scot ★★★ 
1 2.30am Till Death Us Do Part/71/3 ★★ 
12.35am The Faculty /71/2 (HD) ★★★ 

1 2.55am The Sitter E4 (HD) ★★ 

4.00am Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood 
Syfy Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★ 



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6.00am Spirit of Yachting 
(HD) 6.30 Road to Rio 
(HD) 7.00 LIVE PSA 
Squash 9.30 Premiership 
Rugby Union (HD) 11.30 
Premier League (HD) 
1.00pm Gillette World 
Sport (HD) 1.30 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 

2.00 LIVE Premiership 
Rugby Union Newcastle 
Falcons v Saracens: 
Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Serie A 
Sampdoria v Sassuolo: 
Kick-off is at 5.00. (HD) 

7.00 Hyundai A-League (HD) 

8.30 LIVE NBA Memphis 
Grizzlies v Phoenix Suns: 
Tip-off is at 8.30. (HD) 

11.00 Turkish Airlines 
Euroleague Basketball 
Magazine (HD) 

11.30 Fletch&Sav- 
The Best Bits (HD) 

12.00m't Premiership Rugby 
Union (HD) 1.00am Irish 
Rally Review (HD) 1.30 
Vanarama National League 
Highlights (HD) 2.00 World 
of Football (HD) 2.30 
Hyundai A-League (HD) 

4.00 Vanarama National 
League Highlights (HD) 
4.30 UEFA Champions 
League Magazine (HD) 

5.00 Bundesliga Special 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football Tonight (HD) 



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6.00am Football Gold 
(HD) 6.30 SNF - Match 
Choice: Double bill. (HD) 

9.30 The Sunday 
Supplement (HD) 11.00 
Goals on Sunday (HD) 

I. 00pm LIVE FL72 

Sheffield Wednesday v 
Derby County: Coverage 
of the Championship 
clash from Hillsborough. 
Kick-off is at 1.15. (HD) 

3.30 LIVE Ford Super 
Sunday Newcastle 
United v Liverpool: The 
Premier League match 
from St James' Park. 
Kick-off is at 4.00. (HD) 

6.30 Joshua v Whyte: 
The Gloves Are Off (HD) 

7.00 FL72 Goals 

Recent matches. (HD) 

8.00 Goals on Sunday 

A review of Saturday's 
football action. (HD) 

9.00 LIVE MLS Columbus 
Crew or New York Red 
Bulls V Portland Timbers 
or FC Dallas: Coverage of 
the MLS Cup Final. (HD) 

II. 30 Ford Football 
Special Newcastle 
United v Liverpool. (HD) 

1.00am FL72 Goals (HD) 
2.00 Joshua v Whyte: 
The Gloves Are Off (HD) 

2.30 Football Gold (HD) 
2.50 Test Cricket (HD) 
3.50-6.00am LIVE Test 
Cricket: India v South 
Africa: The final day of the 
fourth Test at the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 



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6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
India v South Africa: Day 
four of the fourth and 
final Test at the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 

12.00noon Cricket's 
Greatest Kapil Dev. (HD) 

12.30pm Cricket's 
Greatest A profile of 
Allan Donald. (HD) 

1.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Sachin Tendulkar. (HD) 

1.30 Cricket's Greatest 

Jacques Kallis. (HD) 

2.00 Test Cricket India v 
South Africa: Action 
from day four of the 
fourth Test at the Feroz 
Shah Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 

3.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Profile of Kapil Dev. (HD) 

3.30 NFL - A Football 
Life Cris Carter. (HD) 

4.30 NFL - A Football 
Life Marcus Allen. (HD) 

5.30 LIVE NFL Kevin 
Cadle introduces 
coverage of a double 
bill of matches from 
the NFL season. (HD) 

12.30am LIVE NFL: 
Pittsburgh Steelers v 
Indianapolis Colts: 
Coverage of the clash 
between the respective 
AFC North and AFC 
South sides, held at 
Heinz Field. Kick-off is at 
1.30. (HD) 4.45 NFL: 
Dwight Freeney Interview 
(HD) 5.15-6.00am 
Football Gold (HD) 



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7.00am Hockey (HD) 10.00 
Gillette World Sport (HD) 
10.30 Road to Rio (HD) 
11.00 Emirates FA Cup 
(HD) 11.30 LIVE Emirates 
FA Cup: Rochdale v Bury: 
The second-round match 
at Spotland. Kick-off is at 
12.00. (HD) 2.15pm NBA 
Action (HD) 2.45 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 
3.00 LIVE Hockey The final: 
The Men's Hero Hockey 
World League Final. 
Push-back is at 3.15. (HD) 
5.15 LIVE Hockey Germany 
V South Korea: The 
Women's Hero Hockey 
World League Final Pool 
A clash from Argentina. 
Push-back is at 5.15. (HD) 
7.30 LIVE Hockey New 
Zealand v Netherlands: 

The Women's Hero Hockey 
World League Final Pool 
A clash from Argentina. 
Push-back is at 7.30. (HD) 
9.45 LIVE Hockey 
China v Great Britain: The 
Women's Hero Hockey 
World League Final Pool 
B clash from Argentina. 
Push-back is at 9.45. (HD) 
12.00m't LIVE Hockey: 
Argentina v Australia. (HD) 
2.15am Emirates FA Cup 
(HD) 3.15 Snow Unleashed 
(HD) 5.15 Irish Rally Review 
(HD) 5.45-6.00am Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 



LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 



11.30am LIVE Racing Racing UK 
Coverage of today's meetings at 
Huntingdon and Kelso. 

12noon LIVE Wheelchair Tennis 

BBC Red Button Coverage of the 
Wheelchair Tennis Masters finals. 



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6.00am Sporting Heroes: 
Sir Clive Woodward 
Interviews Roy Hodgson 
(HD) 7.00 Inside Sailing 
(HD) 7.30 Tennis Gold 
7.45 Tennis Classics 

8.00 LIVE International 
Premier Tennis League: 
Japan Warriors v 
Singapore Slammers, 
and UAE Royals v 
Philippine Mavericks. (HD) 

2.30pm Tennis Gold 
2.45 Tennis Classics 

3.00 LIVE La Liga 
Football Villarreal 
V Rayo Vallecano: 

Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE La Liga 
Football Sporting 
Gijon V Las Palmas: 
Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 

7.25 LIVE La Liga 
Football Athletic 
Bilbao V Malaga: 

Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 

9.30 Spanish Football 
Highlights (HD) 

10.00 WWE Main Event 

Wrestling action. (HD) 

11.00 WWE -Raw (HD) 

12.00m'tWWE-Late 

Night - Raw (HD) 
1.00am WWE Main Event 
(HD) 2.00 WWE - Late 
Night - Smackdown 

3.00 Spanish Football 
Highlights (HD) 3.30 
Sporting Greats 4.00 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Lennox Lewis (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Time 

of Our Lives (HD) 



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6.00am LIVE Hyundai 
A-League: Adelaide 
United v Perth Glory: 
Kick-off is at 6.00. (HD) 
8.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 
8.30 College Football 
(HD) 11.30 NBA (HD) 

I. 30pm NBA Tonight (HD) 

2.00 LIVE Serie A 
Fiorentina v Udinese: All 
the action from the Italian 
top-flight encounter at 
Stadio Artemio Franchi. 
Kick-off is at 2.00. (HD) 

4.00 College Football 
Final Highlights of all the 
biggest matches. (HD) 

5.00 College Football 
Playoff: Top 25 Action 
from College Football. 

9.00 Women's Soccer 
College Cup Action from 
the final in the NCAA 
Division I tournament. (HD) 

II. 00 LIVE College 
Basketball North Carolina 
Tar Heels v Davidson 
Wildcats: Coverage of the 
NCAA clash from Dean 
Smith Centre in Chapel 
Hill, North Carolina. 

Tip-off is at 11.00. (HD) 

1.00am World Wide 
Sports (HD) 1.30 LIVE 
Championship Drive Live: 
An all-access pass inside 
college football. (HD) 
4.00-6.00am Women's 
Soccer College Cup (HD) 



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6.00am Australian PGA 
Championship Golf: As 
shown at 10.00pm. (HD) 
8.00 LIVE Nedbank 
Golf Challenge: Coverage 
of the fourth and final 
day at the Gary Player 
Country Club Course in 
Sun City, South Africa, 
where Danny Willett 
was victorious last year. 

3.00pm Australian PGA 
Championship Golf As 

shown at 10.00pm. (HD) 

4.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge Highlights of 
the fourth day at the 
Gary Player Country 
Club Course in Sun City, 
South Africa. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Hero World 
Challenge Golf 

Coverage of the fourth 
day at The Albany Resort 
in the Bahamas, where 
Jordan Spieth is the 
reigning champion. (HD) 

10.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf 

Action from day four of 
the prestigious PGA Tour 
of Australasia event, held 
at the Royal Pines Resort 
in Queensland. (HD) 

11.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge As shown 
at 4.00pm. (HD) 

12.00m't Hero World 
Challenge Golf: The 
fourth day at The Albany 
Resort in the Bahamas. 
(HD) 5.00am Sporting 
Greats 5.30-6.00am 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 



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6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 8.00 
Sporting Heroes: Gary 
Newbon Interviews 
Carl Lewis (HD) 9.00 
WWE - Smackdown 
(HD) 10.00 LIVE Ram 
Slam T20 Cricket: The 
Unlimited Titans v VKB 
Knights: The T20 match 
from Willowmoore 
Park in Benoni. (HD) 

2.00pm LIVE Ram Slam 
T20 Cricket bizhub 
Highveld Lions v 
Chevrolet Warriors: From 
Wanderers Stadium in 
Johannesburg. (HD) 

6.00 WWE - Experience 

Wrestling action. (HD) 

7.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Carl Lewis (HD) 

8.00 Eredivisie Football 

Action from a Dutch 
top-flight match. (HD) 

10.00 Test Cricket India 

V South Africa. (HD) 

11.00 Ram Slam T20 
Cricket Action from 
bizhub Highveld Lions 

V Chevrolet Warriors, 
and The Unlimited Titans 

V VKB Knights. (HD) 

12.00m't Eredivisie 
Football (HD) 2.00am 
Ram Slam T20 Cricket 
(HD) 3.00 Football's 
Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 3.30 Time 
of Our Lives (HD) 4.30 
Football's Greatest Players 
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6.00am UEFA Champions 
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6.30 Serie A (HD) 7.30 
French Ligue 1 (HD) 

8.30 Bundesliga (HD) 

11.30 LIVE Serie A 
Bologna v Napoli: The 
Italian top-flight encounter 
at Stadio Renato Dall'Ara. 
Kick-off is at 11.30. (HD) 

1.30pm Football Tonight 
Football, entertainment 
and music. (HD) 

2.00 Fletch & Sav - 
The Best Bits Highlights 
from the show. (HD) 

2.30 LIVE Bundesliga 
VfB Stuttgart v Werder 
Bremen: Coverage from 
Mercedes-Benz Arena. 
Kick-off is at 2.30. (HD) 

4.30 LIVE Bundesliga 
Eintracht Frankfurt v 
Darmstadt 98: From 
Commerzbank Arena. 
Kick-off is at 4.30. (HD) 

6.30 European Football 
Show Live (HD) 

7.45 LIVE Serie A Carpi V 
AC Milan: From Stadio 
Alberto Braglia in Modena. 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 Vanarama National 
League Highlights (HD) 

10.30 Serie A (HD) 
12.30am Serie A (HD) 1.30 

French Ligue 1 (HD) 4.30 
Serie A (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
World of Football (HD) 



6.00am Best of Crash 6.25 
BRDC Formula 4 9.00 
International GT Open: 
Action from around Europe. 

1.00pm V8 Supercars 
Delayed as-live coverage 
of race three of the 
Coates Hire Sydney 500. 

3.35 LIVE Trophee Andros 
Day two of the event 
staged in Val Thorens. 

5.40 Best of Crash 
Spectacular action 
from December. 

6.10 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 
Lite and Pro 2 disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

7.00 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 4 
and Pro Buggy disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

8.00 Lamborghini Super 
Trofeo Highlights of the 
World Final from Sebring. 

9.00 V8 Supercars Replay 
Another chance to see 
race three of the Coates 
Hire Sydney 500. 

12.10am Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series: As shown 
at 6.10pm. 1.15 Lucas Oil 
Off Road Racing Series: 

As shown at 7.00pm. 

2.15 Brno 12 Hours 
Highlights: Action from the 
event held in the Czech 
Republic. 3.15-6.50am 
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6.45am Ski Jumping (HD) 
7.45 LIVE Nordic 
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World Cup meeting from 
Lillehammer in Norway. 
9.00 LIVE Cross-Country 
Skiing: The World Cup 
meeting in Lillehammer 
(HD) 10.00 LIVE 
Biathlon: The World Cup 
meeting from Ostersund 
in Sweden. (HD) 10.45 
LIVE Cross-Country 
Skiing: From Norway. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Biathlon 

More from Sweden. (HD) 

1.15 LIVE Nordic 
Combined Skiing 

More from Norway. 

1.45 LIVE Ski Jumping 

The World Cup meeting 
from Lillehammer, 
Norway. (HD) 

3.30 Biathlon (HD) 

4.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing 

The World Cup meeting 
from Beaver Creek 
in America. (HD) 

5.45 LIVE Alpine Skiing 

Coverage of the World 
Cup meeting from Lake 
Louise, Canada. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing 

The World Cup meeting 
from Beaver Creek, 
America. (HD) 

8.45 Alpine Skiing (HD) 

9.45 Luge (HD) 

10.45 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica (HD) 

11.45pm-1.15am Snooker: 
UK Championship (HD) 



6.45am Freestyle Skiing 
(HD) 7.30 Snooker: 

UK Championship 
(HD) 9.00 Motorcycle 
Live Show 2015 (HD) 
10.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Snooker: 
UK Championship 

Coverage of the opening 
session of the final at 
the Barbican Centre 
in York, where eight 
frames are scheduled 
to take place. (HD) 

4.00 Cycling: Revolution 
Series The fourth round 
from Glasgow. (HD) 

5.15 Triathlon Action 
from the Challenge 
Paguera-Mallorca. (HD) 

5.45 FIA European Rally 
Championship A review 
of the 2015 season. (HD) 

6.45 LIVE Snooker: 

UK Championship 

Coverage of the second 
and concluding session 
of the final at the 
Barbican Centre in York, 
where the first player to 
win 10 frames will be 
crowned champion. (HD) 

10.00 Showjumping 

Action from the third 
European Masters 
event in Paris. (HD) 

11.30 Motorcycle Live 
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12.45pm The FI Show: 
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I. 45 Formula 1: The 
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(HD) 4.15 Formula 1: The 
Japanese Grand Prix. (HD) 

6.30 Formula 1: The 
Russian Grand Prix. (HD) 
8.45 Formula 1: The 
United States Grand Prix 
from Austin, Texas. (HD) 

II. 00 Formula 1: The 
Mexico Grand Prix. (HD) 
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Tomorrow's Food 

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Chris Bavin finds out how vegetables are 
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8.00 EastEnders 


8.30 The Taliban... 


9.00 Tomorrow's Food 


1 10.00 News: Local News 1 10.35 Have 1... 


7.00 MOTD Live... 


7.30 Only Connect 


8.00 University... 


8.30 Simply Nigella 


9.00 London Spy 


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7.00 Emmerdale 


7.30 Coronation Street 


8.00 The Martin... 


8.30 Coronation Street 


9.00 Las Vegas with Trevor McDonald 


10.00 News; Local News 


7.00 News 


7.30 Turner Prize... 


8.00 Low Pay Britain... 


8.30 The Shopper's... 


9.00 blunting the Paedophiles: Inside the... 


10.00 Fargo 


7.00 The Gadget Show Christmas Special 


1 8.00 ImpracticalJokers 


9.00 Benefit Beauty Queens 


10.00 Danger: Teen Bingers 


7.00 The Simpsons 


8.00 The Muppets 


8.30 Modern Family 


9.00 Trollied 1 9.30 After Hours 


10.00 Bring the Noise 


7.00 Top Gear 


8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 


9.00 Reggie Yates's Extreme UK: Gay &... 


10.00 EastEnders 


10.30 Bad Education 


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8.00 Two and a Flalf Men 


9.00 Through the Christmas Keyhole 


10.00 Film: American Pie: The Wedding 


7.00 News 


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9.00 Britain's Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates... 


10.00 Storyville: The Six Day War... 


7.00 Flollyoaks 


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8.00 The Big Bang Theory 


9.00 Made in Chelsea 


10.00 Scream Queens 


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8.00 CSI 


9.00 Criminal Minds 


10.00 stalker 


7.00 Blue Bloods 


9.00 Without a Trace 


10.00 The Leftovers 


7.00 The Vicar of Dibley 1 7.55 My Family Christmas Special 


9.00 Men Behaving Badly 


10.00 The Office 


7.00 Ql XL 


8.00 Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments 


10.00 Crackanory 10.40 Would... 


7.00 Murder, She Wrote 


8.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 


10.00 Law & Order: UK 


7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 Storage Wars: New York 


9.00 Film: The Sentinel 


7.00 Impractical Jokers 


8.00 Friends 


9.00 Russell Howard's Good News 10.00 ImpracticalJokers 


7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 The Librarians 


9.00 Film: Star Trek: First Contact 


1 ◄ 6.50 Building the Dream 1 7.55 Grand Designs 


9.00 The Supervet: Christmas in the Clinic 1 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 


7.00 NCIS 




9.00 Law & Order: Trial by Jury 




7.00 Wheeler Dealers 


8.00 Fat N' Furious: Rolling Thunder 


9.00 Fast N' Loud 


10.00 Fast N' Loud: Demolition Theatre 


7.00 Alaskan Bush People 


8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet 


9.00 Tanked 


10.00 River Monsters 


7.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 


8.00 Drain the Bermuda Triangle 


9.00 Terror in the Skies 


10.00 Lawless Island 


7.00 Storage Wars 


[8.00 Pawn Stars 


10.00 Hunting Hitler 


7.00 Coast 


[8.00 Medieval Dead j 


9.00 Edward VII: Prince of Pleasure 


10.00 Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness... 


7.00 MasterChef... 1 7.30 Lottery Changed 


My Life 8.30 Beauty and the Geek Australia 


10.00 Untold Stories of the ER 


7.00 River Cottage Every Day 


8.00 Bargain Flunt 


9.00 DIY SOS 


10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 


7.00 Perfect 


8.00 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 


9.00 Jamie's Family Christmas 


10.00 A River Cottage Christmas Feast 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 


9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 


10.00 Brainwashed 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 


10.00 Cake 


◄ 6.15 Dracula Untold 


8.00 Annie 


10.00 Ex Machine 


◄ 6.20 Rocky IV 


8.00 Jerry Maguire 1 1 0.20 The Longest Yard 


◄ 6.00 The Incredibles 


8.00 Alice in Wonderland 1 9.25 One Magic Christmas 


◄ 6.20 Surf's Up 


8.00 Penguins of Madagascar 9.40 13 Going on 30 


◄ 6.30 Noah 1 9.00 300: Rise of an Empire 


◄ 6.15 The Cable Guy 8.00 Tammy 9.45 Cop Out 


7.00 Black Sea lO.OOTheGieenMile 


◄ 6.15 Elf 


8.00 The Grinch 10.00 Last Floliday 


◄ 5.00 Interstellar 


8.00 Cloverfield 9.30 Batman Begins 


◄ 5.50 About Schmidt 


8.00 Election 10.00 The Riot Club 


◄ 6.35 The Women 


9.00 Taken 2 


] 7.15 Fort Dobbs 


9.00 Queen of the Damned 



1 7.00 Ford Monday Night Football - Live: Everton v Crystal Palace: From Goodison Park (Kick-off 8.00) 




7.00 Mosconi Cup Pool - Live: The opening day of the annual contest at The Tropicana Las Vegas hotel and casino 



7.00 Top 14 Rugby... 7.30 National Badminton League - Live: Loughborough Sport v Team Derby 



◄ 6.00 Trilby... 7.25 La Liga Football - Live: Espanyol v Levante: From the Estadi Cornella-EI Prat (Kick-off 7.30) 9.30 La Liga Goals 



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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 NEW 
SERIES Sister Rita to the Rescue 1/5. 
Life at a drop-in centre. (S)(HD) 10.00 
Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 NEW SERIES Oxford Street 
Revealed 1/10. Behind the scenes 
with bus and tube drivers. (S)(HD) 

(AD) 11.45 Family Finders (S)(HD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
6/8. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 
Escape to the Country (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 NEW SERIES James Martin - 
Home Comforts at Christmas The chef 
cooks up festive recipes. (S)(HD)(AD) 
4.25 Flog It! From Preston. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 




7.00 The One Show 

Alex Jones and Matt Baker 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 Fake Britain 

Investigating the counterfeit bike 
parts that are risking the safety 
of Britain's cyclists. (S)(HD) 

8.00 EastEnders 

Kathy is stunned to find Jane lying at 
the bottom of the stairs. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.30 The Taliban Hunters - 
Panorama 

Police tackling the Taliban. (S)(HD) 

■ Postponed from 23 November 

9.00 Tomorrow's Food 

SERIES FINALE 3/3. Angela Hartnett 
heads to the Netherlands to 
investigate the future of the burger, 
while Chris Bavin visits America to 
learn how vegetables can be grown 
without sunlight. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Local News (S) 

10.35 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 

9/11. Alexander Armstrong hosts 
an extended edition of the satirical 
current affairs quiz, with MP and 
MSP Alex Salmond and comedian 
Sara Pascoe joining team captains 
Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (S)(HD) 

11.20 Doctor in the House 3/3. Dr 
Chatterjee tries to improve the diet and 
lifestyle of a fast food-loving family, 
while also getting husband Russ to 
become more active. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.20am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
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6.15am Fake Britain (S)(R) 7.00 Oxford 
Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 7.45 
Flog It! Trade Secrets (S)(R)(HD) 8.15- 

9.15 Sign Zone: Caught Red Handed 
(S)(R)(AD) 8.45 Thief Trackers (S)(R) 

9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 

11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon 
Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in 
the Attic (S)(R) 1.45 Pressure Pad (S) 
(R)(HD) 2.30 The Great British Bake 
Off (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.30 The Great 
Antiques Map of Britain (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 The World's Most Photographed 
The images of 10 major figures from 
history, starting with Elvis Presley. (S)(R) 

4.30 Wogan: The Best Of (S)(R) 

5.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(AD) 

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes 
Two Zoe Ball chats to the latest couple 
to be voted off the show. (S)(HD) 




7.00 MOTD Live: 

FA Cup Third Round Draw 

Mark Chapman presents coverage 
from the Cardiff City Stadium. (S)(HD) 

7.30 Only Connect 

Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts as the 
Scientists take on the String Section 
in the opening quarter-final. (S)(HD) 

8.00 University Challenge 

Jeremy Paxman asks the questions 
as two more teams battle it out for 
a place in the quarter-finals. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Simply Nigella 
SERIES FINALE 6/6 Recipes 
include griddled bavette steak 
and a lemon pavlova. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 London Spy 

SERIES FINALE 5/5 Danny learns 
the shocking truth of what happened 
to Alex and what really took place 
that night in the attic. (S)(HD)(AD) 



10.00 Live at the Apollo 

5/7. Katherine Ryan hosts the 
stand-up show, with guests Henning 
Wehn and James Acaster. (S)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 



11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 

11.15 Ireland with Simon Reeve 2/2. 
Simon visits Belfast for the 12 July 
parades, explores the Giant's Causeway, 
learns more about Oliver Cromwell 
and attends the Gaze Film Festival 
in Dublin. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.15- 2.15am Sign Zone: The 
Apprentice (S)(R) 1.15 The Great 
Pottery Throw Down (S)(R)(AD) 

2.15- 6.15am Previews (S)(HD) 



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6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Studio 
guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 

10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat 
and lifestyle features. (S)(HD) 

12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 
interviews and topical studio discussion 
from a female perspective. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases 
heard in a studio courtroom. (S) 

3.00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show 
hosted by Vernon Kay. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Game show 
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 












8.30 Coronation Street 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Paddy accidentally exposes Rhone's 
drug addiction. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Coronation Street 

Rob sends Tracy a visiting order 
from prison. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.00 The Martin Lewis 
Money Show 

3/10. How to get the cheapest 
easyJet flights for next year. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Coronation Street 

Sarah turns to Todd after she suffers 
a stomach twinge. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

9.00 NEW SERIES Las Vegas 
with Trevor McDonald 

1/3. The broadcaster explores the 
city, meeting some of its 1.3million 
inhabitants as well as people who 
have won and lost big in the casinos. 
See feature, pagelS (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 ITV News (S) 



10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 Travel Guides 

The tourists stay closer to home as 
they sample what the Lake District 
has to offer, and a trip to a local 
climbing centre nearly spells 
disaster for model Riah. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Who Threw the 
Barbitals in Mrs Fletcher's Chowder? 
Jessica investigates the death of the 
sheriff's brother-in-law. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy 
Kyle Show (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 3.55 ITV 
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Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 

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6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.35- 

9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 
(S)(R) 9.00 Frasier (S)(R) 10.00 
Undercover Boss USA (S) 11.00 
Jamie's Comfort Food (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.00noon News (S)(HD) 

12.05-2.10pm Come Dine with Me Four 
editions from Hertfordshire. (S)(R)(HD) 
2.10pm Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 
3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers Dan goes for a 
spin on a quad bike and inspects what 
could be a luxury watch. (S)(HD) 

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three 
couples from Reading compete for the 
cash prize of £1000. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons The Ten-Per-Cent 
Solution. (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Nico is blamed after 
Jason's accident. (S)(HD)(AD) 






8.30 The Shopper's Guide to... 



7.00 News (S)(HD) 



7.30 NEW Turner Prize 2015 

Lauren Laverne hosts live coverage 
of the ceremony from Glasgow's 
Tramway arts venue. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Low Pay Britain: Dispatches 

Seyi Rhodes investigates 
high-profile companies' 
training programmes. (S)(HD) 

8.30 The Shopper's Guide 
to Saving Money 

SERIES FINALE 4/4. The true value 
of perfumes and natural gas. (S)(HD) 

9.00 NEW Hunting the 
Paedophiles: Inside the 
National Crime Agency 

The investigation into an online child 
abuse case in which teenage boys 
were duped into sending indecent 
images of themselves. (S)(HD) 

■ Postponed from 23 November 

10.00 Fargo 

Loplop: 8/10. Hanzee searches 
for Peggy and Ed, while Dodd 
finds himself in unfamiliar territory 
(Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated on Wednesday on 4seven 



11.15 The World's Most Famous Train 

The lives of staff and passengers 
on the Orient Express. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.15am Ramsay's Hotel Hell (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 1.00 The Undateables (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 1.55 FILM Play Swedish 
drama. Subtitled. (HD) (2011, 15, 
120min) ★★★ 3.55 Four Rooms 
(S)(HD) 4.45 Location, Location, 
Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.45-6.00am 
River Cottage Bites (S)(R)(HD) 



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4.25-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.45 FILM A Snow Globe Christmas 

Festive fantasy starring Alicia 
Witt and Donald Faison. (S)(HD) 
(2013, PG,105min)^^ 

1.30pm News(S)(HD) 

1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.05 FILM A Perfect Christmas 
Festive fantasy starring Claire 
Coffee and Ryan McPartlin. 
(S)(HD)(2012, PG,100min)^^ 

3.45 FILM Lucky Christmas 
Festive romance starring Elizabeth 
Berkley and Jason Gray-Stanford. 
(S)(HD)(2011, PG,105min)^^ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Neighbours Paul tells Steph that 
he is the one behind the campaign of 
harassment against her. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News(S)(HD) 




7.00 The Gadget Show 
Christmas Special 
SERIES FINALE 12/12 A guide 
to the best festive gadgets, with 
Ortis Deley transforming his 
living room into a grotto and 
Jon Bentley offering a hi-tech 
take on a festive feast. (S)(HD) 



8.00 Impractical Jokers 

The guys return to a fast food 
restaurant, pose as bouncers and 
offer horoscope readings. (S)(HD) 
8.30 The guystry to sell 
diamonds to unsuspecting couples 
and pose as members of a very 
unwelcoming committee. (S)(HD) 



9.00 NEW Benefit 
Beauty Queens 

Documentary looking at people 
relying on state welfare who aspire 
to glamorous lifestyles, including a 
Portsmouth woman desperate for 
her children to take the beauty 
pageant world by storm. (S) 



10.00 NEW Danger: 

Teen Bingers 

Documentary focusing on young 
people who are overweight, 
including 14-year-old Holly 
who is twice her recommended 
BMI and has been offered a 
gastric band. (S)(HD) 



11.00 Britain's Craziest Christmas 
Lights The festive illuminations 
of four households. (S)(R)(HD) 
12.00m't Ben Fogle: New Lives in 
the Wild UK 4/5. A couple who 
swapped city life for a smallholding 
in Exmoor National Park. (S)(R)(HD) 
12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Loch 
Lomond: A Year in the Wild (S)(R) 
(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 
4.25 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 4.45- 
6.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 



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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (R)(AD) 
7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) 9.00 
All Aboard: East Coast Trains (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 
Double bill. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00noon The Last Ship Phase Six: 
1/10. Post-apocalyptic drama 
starring Eric Dane. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00pm The Last Ship Welcome to 
Gitmo: 2/10. A ground mission 
turns violent. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 

5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons In Marge We Trust: 
Marge becomes a church volunteer. (R) 




7.00 The Simpsons 

Marge Be Not Proud: Marge learns 
Bart has been caught shoplifting 
and decides it is time he learned 
to behave responsibly. (S)(R) 

7.30 Team Homer: Homer forms 
a bowling team and reluctantly 
allows Mr Burns to join. (S)(R) 

8.00 The Muppets 

NEW EPISODE 8/13 Kermit 
suspects Becky may have skeletons 
lurking in her closet. (S)(HD)(AD) 

8.30 Modern Family 

NEW EPISODE 8/24 Comedy 
following three dysfunctional 
households. (Series 7) (S) 

9.00 Trollied 

NEW EPISODE 6/8 Gavin tries 
to keep his romance with Cheryl 
a secret. (Series 5) (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.30 After Hours 

SERIES FINALE 6/6 Disaster 
strikes when an upset Lauren 
calls off the gig. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Bring the Noise 

7/10. Ricky Wilson hosts the 
comedy quiz, with The Wanted's 
Nathan Sykes and actor Craig 
Roberts joining Nicole Scherzinger, 
Tinie Tempah, Katherine Ryan and 
Joel Dommett. (S)(R)(HD) 



11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Aale Ma’a Wau 
(Fish Out of Water) 2/22. A Texas 
Ranger arrives in search of his 
missing daughter. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m't Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) 

2.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 3.00 Brit 
Cops: Rapid Response (S)(R)(AD) 

4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) 

4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) 
5.00-6.00am UK Border Force 
Docu m entary . (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

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SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960 

7.30-8.00pm 

The Mountain 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957 

7.30-8.00pm 12 Miles: 
The Narrow Sea 10.35 
NEW True North: Wonder 
Women 11.05 True North 
Shorts: Just Like You 
11.10-11.20pmTrue 
North Shorts: Being Me 



7.00pm Top Gear The trio 
put a trio of supercars, 
including McLaren's MP4-12C, 
through their paces. (HD) 

8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 

A gym-obsessed groom-to-be 
plans a Muscle Beach-themed 
wedding for his fiancee. 

9.00 NEW SERIES Reggie 
Yates's Extreme UK: 

Gay & Under Attack 1/3 

Documentary exploring the 
darker sides of modern British 



7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Railway Walks 5/6 A 

line that ran from Weymouth 
to Portland. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 6/6. A journey through 
the Highlands. (HD)(AD) 

8.30 The Quizeum NEW 
EDITION 6/8. From the Royal 
Armouries in Leeds. (HD) 

9.00 Britain's Outlaws: 
Highwaymen, Pirates and 



WALES 

Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964 

9.00-10.00pmNEWThe 

Real Mike Phillips 10.35 



masculinity, beginning with an 
investigation into the problems 
facing black and Asian gays 
and transsexuals. (HD) 



Rogues SERIES FINALE 

3/3. Sam Willis explores 
urban crime, fraud and 
corruption. (HD)(AD) 



Tomorrow's Food 11.35 
Have I Got a Bit More News 
for You 12.20am Doctor in 
the House 1.20 Weather 
for the Week Ahead 
1.25-6.00am BBC News 

BBC1 NORTH WEST 

Sky 958 , Freesat 955 

7.30-8.00pm 

NEW Race Apart 



BBC2 



SCOTLAND 

Sky 970 , Freesat 970 

10.30pm Scotland 2015 
11.00 Newsnight 11.40 
Weather 11.45 Ireland with 
Simon Reeve 12.45am 
Sign Zone: The Apprentice 
1.45 The Great Pottery 
Throw Down 2.45- 
6.15am Previews 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

10.00-10.30pm I Lar an 
Aonaigh 11.15 Stormont 
Today 11.45pm-12.15am 

Live at the Apollo 

WALES 

Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

No variations 



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No variations 



S4C 



Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn 
Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C 
a'r Tywydd 3.00 Cegin 
Bryn 3.30 Babi Del: Ward 
Geni 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 
Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 

6.25 Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 
Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 

8.25 Cefn Gwiad 9.00 
Newyddion 9 a'r Tywydd 
9.30 Ffermio 10.00- 

II. 50pm Clwb Rygbi 



TUkSatelHtji 
New issue 
on sale 
tomorrow 



10.00 EastEnders 

As shown on BBCl. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 Bad Education 

2/6. Fraser prepares for the 
arrival of French exchange 
students. (Series 1)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 NEW TO BBC3 American 
Dad! (Series 10) Previously on 
FOX (HD) 11.45 Family Guy 

12.30am Reggie Yates's Extreme 
UK: Gay & Under Attack (HD) 
1.30 Bad Education (AD) 2.00 
Josh (HD)(AD) 2.30 Rent a Cop 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am Reggie 
Yates's Extreme UK: 

Gay & Under Attack (SL) 




10.00 NEW Storyville: The 
Six Day War - Censored 
Voices Veteran Israeli soldiers 
reflect on a series of tape- 
recorded interviews they gave 
in 1967 after returning home 
from the Six-Day War (HD) 
11.20 Tails You Win: The Science 
of Chance (HD) 12.20am 
Empire of the Seas: How the 
Navy Forged the Modern World 
(HD)(AD) 1.20 Patagonia with 
Huw Edwards (HD) 2.20 The 
Quizeum (HD) 2.50-3.50am 
Britain's Outlaws: Highwaymen, 
Pirates and Rogues (SL)(AD) 




6.00am McBusted: The Hot Desk 
(HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers 
Guinness World Records 
(HD) 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.50 
Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 

8.50 The Cube (HD) 

9.50 Psych (HD) 10.40 I'm a 
Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! 
(HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale 
(HD)(AD) 12.40 Coronation 
Street (HD)(AD) 1.40 Celebrity 
Catchphrase (HD) 2.40-6.00 
The Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) 
6.00 I'm a Celebrity... Get 
Me Out of Here! (HD) 

7.30 You've Been Framed at 
Christmas! Harry Hill serves 
up a crop of festive bloopers. 

8.00 Two and a Half Men 

14/24. Evelyn undermines 
Jake's confidence. (HD) 

8.30 15/24. Charlie persuades 
Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas 
with him. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Through the Christmas 
Keyhole Keith Lemon 
rummages through the homes 
of three celebrities. (HD) 

10.00 FILM American Pie: 
The Wedding Teen comedy 
sequel starring Jason Biggs 
and Alyson Hannigan. (HD) 
(AD)(2003,15,96min)^ 

12.00m't Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 12.55am Scorpion (HD) 
(AD) 1.50 Totally Bonkers 
Guinness World Records 
(HD) 2.10-2.20am Ariana 
Grande: The Hot Desk (HD) 



6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 
Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 
(AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 Melissa &Joey 
(HD) 4.00 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE 

6/13. Andrew tries to show 
off his tougher side. (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

12/24. Raj worries that a 
probe he designed will not 
work in space. (HD)(AD) 

8.30 13/24. Sheldon 
asks the gang to make life 
more difficult for him. 

(Series 8) (HD)(AD) 



9.00 Made in Chelsea NEW 
EDITION 8/12. The feuding 
Watson sisters are close to 
breaking point. (HD) 



10.00 Scream Queens NEW 
EPISODE Beware of Young 
Girls: 7/13. Dean Munsch 
comes face to face with her 
ex-husband's mistress. (HD) 



11.00 Gogglebox (HD) 1.10am 
The Big Bang Theory (HD) 

(AD) 2.05 Made in Chelsea 
(HD) 3.00 Scream Queens 
(HD) 3.50 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.35- 
6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 



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SKY 107 
HD 107/221 



6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 The Real A&E(HD) 

9.00 UK Border Force (HD) 

10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

11.00 CSI (Series 13) (HD) 
12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 
(HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: 
Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 

3.00 CSI: Double bill. (Series 5) 
(HD) 5.00 Customs UK: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 

6.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill of the series. 



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PM 



7.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia The two pairs 
with the lowest overall 
scores step into the 
kitchen, but only one will 
return for the next task. 

8.00 CSI Overload: 3/23. 
Catherine and Nick look 
into why an apparently 
healthy teenager died 
while undergoing 
therapy (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Criminal Minds NEW 
EPISODE Awa/ce.- 8/22. 
The agents get inside 
the mind of a kidnapper 
depriving victims of 
sleep. (Series 11) (HD) 

10.00 Stalker Skin: 

8/20. A family in a quiet 
suburban neighbourhood 
comes under attack. (HD) 

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.50am 
Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI 
(HD) 4.20 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Nothing to Declare 



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SKY ATLANTIC 



SKY 108 
HD 108/222 



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6.00-8.00am Seinfeld: Back- 
to-back episodes. (HD) 8.00 
Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

10.00 The West Wing (HD) 

11.00 Cold Case (HD) 1.00pm 
Blue Bloods (HD) 3.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 

5.00 The West Wing: In This 
White House: 4/22. (Series 2) 
(HD) 6.00 Cold Case: The 
Badiands: 1/23. Lilly revisits a 
triple homicide. (Series 2) (HD) 



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110 


1 126 



7.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 8.00 The 
Two Ronnies 9.00 Last of the 
Summer Wine 9.40 The Best 
of Tommy Cooper 10.10 
The Thin Blue Line 10.50 
'Alio 'Alio! 11.50 As Time 
Goes By 1.05pm Cheers 
1.35 Harry Hill's Christmas TV 
Burp 2.05 The Two Ronnies 
3.10 Last of the Summer 
Wine 3.50 Open All Hours 
4.30 Porridge 5.10 Only 
Fools and Horses 6.30 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 



10.00 The Leftovers 



7.00 Blue Bloods Lost 
and Found: 5/22. Jamie 
and Eddie go undercover 
in a jewellery shop in 

an attempt to stop a 
string of robberies. (HD) 

8.00 Growing Boys: 6/22. 
Jamie has to defend his 
conduct following the 
death of a teenager. 
Guest stars Charisma 
Carpenter (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace 

Neither Rain Nor Sleet: 
14/23. A postal delivery 
truck is found abandoned 
carrying $12,000 worth 
of video games. (Series 3) 

10.00 The Leftovers SERIES 
FINALE 10/10. Mystery drama 
with Justin Theroux. (Series 2) 
(HD) 11.10 FILM Phil Specter: 
Drama starring Al Pacino. 
(HD)(2013,15,92min)^^^ 

1.00am TheKnick 2.05 
Cold Case 3.00 Curb Your 
Enthusiasm: Double bill. (HD) 

4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise 
(Series 2) (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am The Petrol Age (HD) 




7.00 The Vicar of Dibley 

Alice suggests an 
unconventional nativity 
play starring herself and 
Hugo as Mary and Joseph. 

7.55 My Family 
Christmas Special Ben’s 
mother-in-law Grace 
gets herself a boyfriend, 
and Susan gives 
grandson Kenzo a third 
birthday to remember. 

9.00 Men Behaving 
Badly Christmas proves 
to be a time for reflection 
for Tony and Gary 



10.00 The Office Tim is 

nervous at the prospect 
of meeting up with Dawn. 

11.00 The Catherine Tate 
Christmas Show 11.45 French 
and Saunders 12.25am Men 
Behaving Badly 1.25 The 
Office 2.20 The Catherine 
Tate Christmas Show 
3.00-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



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ITV3 



SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 



6.00am Home Shopping 7.00 
Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 
8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

9.00 American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Storage Hunters UK 
(HD) 11.00 Top Gear: Double 
bill. (HD) 1.00pm Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 

2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 Top Gear (HD) 5.00 
Red Bull X-Fighters (HD) 

6.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 



6.00am On the Buses 6.25 
George and Mildred 6.50 
Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She 
Wrote (HD) 8.45 Where the 
Heart Is 9.45-11.05 Judge 
Judy 11.05 A Touch of Frost 
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild at 
Heart (HD) 3.15 Where the 
Heart Is 4.20 On the Buses 
5.25 George and Mildred 
5.55 Heartbeat: Difficult Times: 
Dr Liz Merrick is mortified 
when one of her patients 
dies of an insulin overdose. 



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10.00 Crackanory 



7.00 Ql XL Bill Bailey, 
Sandi Toksvig, Jason 
Manford and regular Alan 
Davies try to answer host 
Stephen Fry's questions 
about lethal things. (HD) 

8.00 Blackadder's Most 
Cunning Moments 

A countdown of the 
40 funniest moments 
from the sitcom, with 
cast members, crew 
and celebrity fans 
choosing their favourite 
clips. Featuring 
contributions from Ben 
Elton and Stephen Fry 



10.00 NEW SERIES Crackanory: 
1/6. With Carrie Fisher and 
Paul Whitehouse. See feature, 
page 75 (HD) 10.40 Would I 
Lie to You? (HD) 11.20 Last 
Man on Earth NEW EPISODE 
(HD) 11.50 Would I Lie to You? 

12.30am Not Going Out (HD) 

1.10 Crackanory (HD) 1.50 
Ql XL (HD) 2.50 Would I Lie 
toYou?(HD)3.25-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



8.00 Agatha Christie’s... 



7.00 Murder, She Wrote 

Mirror, Mirror, On the 
Wall - Part One.- Jessica 
receives a visit from a 
rival mystery writer. (HD) 

8.00 Agatha Christie's 
Marple The Blue 
Geranium: Miss Marple 
uncovers new evidence 
that could avert a 
miscarriage of justice 
after a millionaire’s wife is 
found dead in her locked 
room. Guest stars Toby 
Stephens, Sharon Small 
and Patrick Baladi. (HD) 



10.00 Law & Order: UK 

Flaw: MS. A jeweller 
is found dead with 
his hands and teeth 
missing. (Series 8) (HD) 



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11.00 Cold Blood 12.35am 
Where the Heart Is 
1.35-2.15am Judge Judy 



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6.00am Goals of the 80s (HD) 
6.10 Gunsmoke 7.00 The 
Professionals 8.00 Minder 
9.05 Alias Smith and Jones 
10.10 Gunsmoke 11.15 The 
Professionals 12.20pm 
Minder 1.20 Pawn Stars 
(HD) 2.15 Gunsmoke 3.20 
Alias Smith and Jones 
5.00 The Professionals 6.00 
Kojak: A Long Way from 
Times Square: Theo escorts 
an important witness to 
New York for trial. (HD) 




9.00 The Sentinel 



7.00 Pawn Stars Rick 
struggles to get a deal 
for a flame-thrower. (HD) 

7.30 The pawnbrokers 
deliberate over a 1964 
Austin Healey (HD) 

8.00 Storage Wars: New 
York The buyers head 
back to the Bronx. (HD) 

8.30 Todd McCormick 
scores some vintage 
toys in Brooklyn. (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Sentinel 

Political thriller starring 
Michael Douglas and 
Kiefer Sutherland. A 
veteran US secret service 
agent goes on the run 
to find a traitor and foil 
a plot to assassinate the 
president. (HD) (2006, 
12, 108min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••€ LANGM* 

11.15 Bundesliga Football 
Highlights (HD) 12.15am 
Premiership Rugby Union: 

The latest fixtures. (HD) 

1.15 Motorsport UK (HD) 
2.05-2.50amAxMen(HD) 






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VIRG 

121 


1 



6.00am Highlights 8.00 
Chopper Squad 10.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

11.00 Styled to Rock 
12.00noon Britain & 
Ireland's Next Top Model 
1.00pm The Biggest 
Loser: Australia 2.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

3.00 Million Dollar Listing: 
NYC 4.00 Nothing to 
Declare 5.00 Inside 
Gatwick 6.00 Four 
Weddings 7.00 The Steve 
Wilkos Show 8.00 NY 
Med 9.00 Nothing to 
Declare: Double bill. 

10.00 Border Security 
USA 11.00 Sexcetera 

1.00am Eurotrash: The 
Sexy Bits 1.30 Inside 
Spearmint Rhino 2.00 
Red Shoe Diaries 

2.30 Most Shocking 

3.30 Most Haunted 
Extra 4.00 Sixth Sense 
with Colin Fry 5.00- 
6.00am Animal 999 



6.00am Andromeda 

8.00 Star-Crossed 

9.00 Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 
10.00am-12.00noon 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00noon Monkey Life 

I. 00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 2.00 
Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 
Nothing to Declare 4.00 
Harrow: A Very British 
School 5.00 Monkey 
Life 6.00 Stargate SG-1 

7.00 Stargate SG-1 

8.00 Supergirl 

9.00 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter Leland attends 
a birthing class. 

10.00 Dog pursues 
two court absentees. 

II. 00 Prison: First and 
Last 24 Hours 12.00m't 
Road Wars 1.00am 
Danny Dyer's Deadliest 
Men: Living Dangerously 

2.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.00 Road Wars 5.00- 
6.00am Star-Crossed 



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6.00am Sunrise 7.00 
Most Haunted 8.00 
Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 

9.00 Monkey Life 9.30 
Monkey Thieves 10.00 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line 10.30 UK 
Border Force 11.30 
Road Wars 12.30pm 
The Jerry Springer Show 

2.00 Nothing to Declare 

3.00 Border Security 
USA 4.00 Road Wars 

6.00 The Dog Whisperer 

7.00 Monkey Life NEW 
EDITION 7.30 Monkey 
Thieves 8.00 Stargate 
Atlantis 9.00 Night Cops 

10.00 Criminal Minds 
(Series 4) 11.00 Nothing 
to Declare 12.00m’t 
24: Live Another Day 
1.00am Road Wars 

2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 
Most Shocking 4.00 
Most Haunted 5.00- 
6.00am Motorway Patrol 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 
Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 
MasterChef Australia 
(HD) 9.00 Tipping Point 
(HD) 10.00 The Bill 

11.00 Humble Pie (HD) 

12.00noon MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 1.00pm 
Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 
CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The 
Bill 5.00 Cops Uncut 
(HD) 5.30 CSI: NY (HD) 

7.30 MasterChef Australia 
NEW EDITION A team 
challenge set by Marco 
Pierre White. (HD) 

9.00 Honey I Bought the 
House SERIES FINALE 
8/8. House-hunting 
challenge show. (HD) 

10.00 FILM A Beautiful 
Mind Biopic with Russell 
Crowe. (HD) (2001, 12, 
136min) ★★★★ 

12.30am CSI: NY: Double 
bill. (Series 2) (HD) 2.15- 
3.00am Grimm (HD) 






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7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles: Double bill. (HD) 

I. 00pm Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles (HD) 5.00 Castle: 
Double bill. (HD) 

7.00 Crossing Lines The 
Kill Zone. ( Series 2 ) ( H D ) 

8.00 Inspector George 
Gently Gently with 
Honour: Bacchus and 
Gently delve into a world 
of military secrets. (HD) 

10.00 New Tricks Queen 
and Country: Sandra 
reopens an investigation 
into the apparent 
suicide of a Foreign 
Office diplomat. (HD) 

II. 00 Crossing Lines (HD) 
12.00m't Castle: Double 
bill. (HD) 2.00-4.00am 
Murdoch_Mysteries (HD) 

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9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 

9.10 The Only Way Is 
Essex (HD) 10.00 May 
the Best House Win (HD) 

11.00 Peter Andre's 60 
Minute Makeover (HD) 

12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA 1.00 Flipping 
Out NEW EDITION 
(HD) 2.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami 
(HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 3.50 
Be Beautiful (HD) 4.00 
The Real Housewives 
of Beverly Hills (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Millionaire 

Matchmaker (HD) 8.00 
Dinner Date (HD) 9.00 
The Real Housewives 
of Atlanta (HD) 10.00 
Marriage Boot Camp: 
Reality Stars NEW 
EDITION (HD) 11.00 
Mob Wives (HD) 
11.55pm-12.50am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 





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1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 

9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 

9.55 The Memoirs of 
Sherlock Holmes (HD) 

10.55 Heartbeat 
11.50 Peak Practice 

12.50pm Kavanagh QC 
(HD) 2.25 Life Begins 
3.25 Heartbeat 4.25 
Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 
The Memoirs of Sherlock 
Holmes (HD) 6.45 
Agatha Christie's Poirot: 
The Chocolate Box. (HD) 
7.55 Agatha Christie’s 
Poirot The Dream. (HD) 

9.00 Scott & Bailey 5/8. 
An unconscious baby is 
admitted to hospital. (HD) 

10.00 6/8. A couple 
are shot dead in their 
pub. (Series 4) (HD) 

11.00 Broadchurch (HD) 
12.05am Prey (HD) 2.10 
Cold Feet 3.05 Life 
Begins 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 






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8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 
(HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 

10.00 Impractical Jokers 
(HD) 11.00 Malcolm in the 
Middle: Double bill. (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
2.00pm ImpracticalJokers: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 
back episodes, including at: 
6.30 10/24. Rachel meets 
a man who looks exactly 
like Ross. (Series 2) (HD) 




7.00 Impractical Jokers 

The pranksters work 
in a nail salon. (HD) 

7.30 The guys see how 
many pencils they can 
fit into pockets. (HD) 

8.00 Friends 11/24 
Carol and Susan prepare 
to tie the knot. (HD) 
8.30 12/24.Joey dates a 
crazed fan. With Brooke 
Shields. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News Festive 
edition of the topical 
comedy from 2009. 



10.00 ImpracticalJokers 

Double bill of the hidden 
camera show. (HD) 



11.00 Up Sync Battle (HD) 

11.30 Broad City NEW 
EPISODE (HD) 12.00m't 
Russell Howard's Good News 
1.00am South Park (HD) 

1.30 Workaholics 2.00 
Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



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6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 

7.00 Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer (Series 7) 8.00 
Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine (Series 4) 

12.00noon Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (Series 4) (HD) 
1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 

2.00 FILM Avengers Grimm 
(HD) (2015, PG, 82min) ★ 

4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
(Series 7) 6.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine (Series 4) 




7.00 Star Trek: The 
Next Generation Clues: 
14/26. The Enterprise 
crew loses consciousness 
after passing through a 
wormhole. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 The Librarians 
NEW EP\SODE And The 

Infernal Contract: 6/10. 
Baird helps a friend who 
is embroiled in a Satanic 
scandal. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 FILM Star Trek: First 
Contact Sci-fi adventure 
starring Patrick Stewart. 
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 
and the crew travel back 
in time to 21st-century 
Earth to thwart the Borg, 
the Federation’s deadliest 
enemies. (HD) (1996, 

12, llOmin) ★★★★ 

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11.10 The Librarians (HD) 
12.10am FILM The Vanishing 
(HD) (1993, 15)^2.20 
Haven (HD) 4.20 Buffy the 
Vampire Slayer 5.20-6.00am 
The Captains Close Up (HD) 

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8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 
Building the Dream (HD) 
11.05 River Cottage Bites 
(HD) 11.25 FILM The Man 
from Colorado: Western. (HD) 
(1948, PG, 99min) ★★★ 
1.25pm Time Team: Double 
bill. 3.35 Nazi Megastructures 
(HD) 4.40 A Place in the 
Sun: Home or Away (HD) 
5.45 A Place in the Sun: 

Winter Sun: House-hunting 
in Gran Canaria. (HD) 6.50 
Building the Dream (HD) 




7.55 Grand Designs 

Kevin McCloud follows 
a London couple's 
project to transform an 
uninspiring 1950s house 
into a sleek, modernist 
masterpiece. (HD) 

9.00 The Supervet: 
Christmas in the Clinic 

Noel Fitzpatrick treats 
a Labrador in need of 
a hip replacement. (HD) 



10.00 24 Hours in A&E 

A baby is rushed in after 
suffering a fit and losing 
consciousness. (HD) 

11.10 24 Hours in A&E(HD) 
12.10am Embarrassing 
Bodies Down Under (HD) 

1.10 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
2.15 Salvage SOS NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 3.10- 
3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 



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6.00am NumbSrs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 
(HD) 10.00 Major Crimes 
(HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 
12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. 
(Series 1) (HD) 2.00pm 
Law & Order (Series 13) 

(HD) 3.00 Major Crimes: 
Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 

5.00 Sea Patrol: Rumble in the 
Jungle: 12/16. (Series 4) (HD) 

6.00 CSI: Miami: Witness to 
Murder: 12/24. A diamond 
broker is killed. (Series 2) (HD) 



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8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 

9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 
(HD) 11.00 The Mentalist: 
Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 

1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 

3.00 Burn Notice (Series 5) 
(HD) 4.00 Law & Order: 
Criminal Intent (Series 7) (HD) 

5.00 The Mentalist: Black Gold 
and Red Blood: 6/23. (HD) 

6.00 Red Bulls: 7123. Bosco 
and Lisbon deal with a 
kidnapping. (Series 2) (HD) 



6.00am Living the Life (HD) 

7.00 Great West End 
Theatres (HD) 8.00 Jonathan 
Miller's La Boheme (HD) 
10.45 Dangerous Edge: 

A Life of Graham Greene 
12.00noon-2.00pm Tales of 
the Unexpected 2.00pm 
125 Years of the Royal 
Concertgebouw Orchestra 
(HD) 4.15 Falsifyin' 5.00 
Cirque du Soleil: Dralion: 

The circus troupe teams up 
with Chinese acrobats. (HD) 




7.00 NCIS /l^ss/ng.- 20/23. 
The team investigates the 
disappearance of a Marine 
and find three former 
members of his unit have 
recently been killed. (HD) 

8.00 Split Decision: 
21/23. The remains of a 
Marine are found impaled 
on a tree stump in a 
forest. (Series 1 ) (HD) 



7.00 NCIS/?eMec/.- 
21/24. Afire crew 
discovers a man’s body 
after putting out a blaze 
at a navy-contracted 
electronics company. (HD) 

8.00 Playing with Fire: 
22/24. The team 
discovers the elusive 
arsonist was not working 
alone. (Series 9) (HD) 



7.00 Discovering: Grace 
Kelly A look at the life 
and career of the actress, 
who starred in High Noon 
and Rear Window. (HD) 

8.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year 1/9. A search 
for the nation’s best 
landscape painter. (HD) 



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9.00 Law & Order: Trial 
by Jury Skeleton Key: 
8/13. Kibre prosecutes a 
man accused of killing the 
key witness in a criminal 
investigation. (HD) 



9.00 Family Guy The 

residents of Qua hog 
become embroiled 
in a treasure hunt. 

9.30 Peter discovers that 
he has a vestigial twin. 



9.00 Katherine Jenkins 
Feat. Collabro 

A performance by the 
mezzo and the boy band 
recorded at Cadogan 
Hall, London. (HD) 



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10.00 The Line: 

9/13. Kibre attempts 
to re-prosecute a 
serial murderer. (HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Trial by Jury 
(HD) 12.00m't-3.00am Law 
& Order: Special Victims Unit 
(HD) 3.00am Law & Order 
(HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 

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10.00 American Dad! 

A neighbour promises to 
take Steve’s virginity. (HD) 

10.30 American Dad! (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 
12.00m't American Dad! 

1.00 The Walking Dead (HD) 

2.00 Louie (HD) 2.30 
Eastbound & Down (HD) 

3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 



11.00 II Divo: A Musical 
Affair - Live in Japan (HD) 
12.20am Sex & the Silver 
Screen 1.35 RTS Short: 

Archie (HD) 1.45 Download 
Festival 2015 (HD) 4.15 Deep 
Purple Rises Over Japan 
(HD) 4.55 Bradford Shorts: 

2 20 (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Discovering: Grace Kelly (HD) 



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9.00am JAG 10.00 
MacGyver 11.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm CSI (Series 5) 

2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 
NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 

5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 NCIS StoM/ar 4/24. 
The team discover the 
entombed corpse of a 
navy sergeant. (Series 3) 

8.00 Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine The 
Jem'Hadar: 26/26. 

An alien woman pleads 
for help. (Series 2) 

9.00 Ultimate Force 
Never Go Back: 2/4. A 
training exercise takes a 
deadly turn. (Series 3) 

10.10 Bad Girls Battle 
Lines: 11/16. (Series 3) 

II. 15 Walker, Texas Ranger 
12.10am CSI 1.05 Bad 
Girls 2.10 Harper's Island 
3.55 Walker, Texas 
Ranger 4.40-6.00am 
Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) 



8.00am Knots Landing 

10.00 Matlock 11.00 
The District 12.00noon 
Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 

2.00 The High Chaparral 

3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 The District 

6.00 Knots Landing 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of small-claims cases. 

9.00 A Gifted Man 
In Case of (Re)Birth: 

11/16. A teenage mother 
abandons her newborn 
baby at the clinic. 

10.00 Sex and the City 
10/18. Miranda assures 
her bartender boyfriend 
the social divide is not 
important. (Series 2) 

10.35 Californication 
11.10 Nurse Jackie 11.45 
Jerry Springer 12.35am 
Sex and the City 1.10 
Californication 1.45 Nurse 
Jackie 2.20 Jerry Springer 
3.05 Beverly Hills 
90210 3.55-5.00am 
The High Chaparral 



9.00am Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 10.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 

10.30 Four in a Bed 
(HD) 11.00 Kirstie's 
Handmade Christmas 
(HD) 12.00noon Posh 
Pawnbrokers (HD) 
1.00pm Location, Location, 
Location 2.00 Four in a 
Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 
5.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 6.00 
Couples Come Dine with 
Me (HD) 7.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 

8.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 9.00 
World's Weirdest Homes 
(HD) 10.35 Obsessive 
Compulsive Cleaners 
(HD) 11.35 Hunting the 
Paedophiles (HD) 
12.35am Supervet (HD) 
1.35 The Great Polar 
Bear Feast (HD) 2.35 
Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 
3.30-4.30am Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 



9.00am Diagnosis Murder 
12.00noon Access 
12.10pm NCIS 2.05 
FILM The Wrong Woman 
(2013, PG, 90min) ★ 

4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY 
(Series 9) 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS Legend - Rart 
One: 22/25. The agents 
travel to LA to work with 
another NCIS team. 

8.00 Legend - Rart Two.- 
23/25. Agent Callen goes 
undercover. (Series 6) 

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans 
My City: 24/24. Pride 
suspects a mole is 
among the ranks. 

10.00 NCIS Ships in the 
Night: }M24. The death of 
a Marine during a cruise 
is investigated. (Series 8) 

11.00 NCIS 11.55 CSI: NY 
12.55-3.45am CSI: 
Miami: Triple bill. 
3.45-4.00am Acc ess 



9.00am Neighbours 9.30 
My Wife and Kids 10.00 
Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 
My Wife and Kids 
1.00pm Cowboy Builders 

3.00 Neighbours 3.30 
My Wife and Kids 5.00 
Top 20 Funniest 5.55 
Access 6.00 Scrubs 

6.30 Neighbours 7.00 
Top 20 Funniest 7.55 
Access 8.00 Benefits 
Britain: Life on the Dole: 

In Margate and Hastings. 

9.00 Can't Pay? We'll 
Take It Away 10.00 
Britain's Flashiest Families 

11.00 On Benefits: The 
Millionaire Shoplifter 
12.00m’t Britain's Most 
Shameless Mum 1.00am 
Scrubs 2.00 The 
Nightmare Neighbour 
Next Door 2.55 
Ridiculousness NEW 
EDITIONS 3.45-4.00am 
Chines e Food in Min utes 

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6.00am The Waltons 

7.00 Little House on 
the Prairie 8.00 The 
Waltons 10.00 Happy 
Days 11.00 FILM Annie 
Claus is Coming to Town: 
Festive fantasy drama. 
(2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 

I. 00pm FILM I'll Be Home 
for Christmas: Festive 
family drama. (1988, PG, 
96min) ★★ 3.00 FILM 
Christmas in Canaan: 
Festive family drama. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 

5.00 Happy Days 6.00 
Touched by an Angel 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 The Avengers 

9.00 FILM A Christmas 
Visitor Festive drama 
with Reagan Pasternak. 
(2002, PG,100min) ★★ 

II. 00 Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's Everything to 
Gain: Romantic drama. 
1.00-3.00am FILM A 
Change of Heart: Drama. 
(1998,12, 88min) ★★ 



7.10am Crusoe 8.00 
Monarch of the Glen 

9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 
Creatures Great and Small 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 
Goodnight Sweetheart 
1.40 To the Manor Born 

2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Monarch of the 
Glen 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 All Creatures Great 
and Small 6.00 To the 
Manor Born 6.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 

7.20 Goodnight 
Sweetheart Gary's 
personality changes. 

8.00 The Inspector 
Lynley Mysteries 
The Seed of Cunning. 

10.00 New Tricks 
Casualty: A car accident 
has catastrophic 
results for the team. 

11.20 Birds of a Feather 
12.00m'tThe Bill 
1.00am Rumpole of the 
Bailey: Double bill. 3.00- 
4.00am Garden Makers 



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6.00am How It's Made: 

Double bill. 7.00 Bear Grylls; 
Born Survivor 8.00 Railroad 
Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N' 
Loud: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double 
bill. (HD) 1.00pm Alaska: 

The Last Frontier: Double bill. 
(HD) 3.00 Railroad Alaska 
(HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 

5.00 Auction Hunters: Double 
bill. (HD) 6.00 Fast N' 

Loud: The crew pushes to 
finish the Ferrari F40. (HD) 



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7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike Brewer invests in 
a rare 1967 amphibious 
car, but it has problems 
which will affect its 
profit margin. (HD) 

8.00 Fat N' Furious: 
Rolling Thunder SERIES 
FINALE The team works 
on a 1967 El Camino in 
New Orleans. (HD) 

9.00 Fast N’ Loud NEW 
EDITION Richard Rawlins 
heads to Indiana to try 

to sell a Shelby Cobra 
prop car used in the first 
Iron Man movie. (HD) 

10.00 Fast N' Loud: Demolition 
Theatre NEW EDITION (HD) 
11.00 Street Outlaws NEW 
EDITION (HD) 12.00m't Fat 
N' Furious: Roiling Thunder 
(HD) 1.00am Fast N' Loud 
(HD) 2.00 Fast N' Loud: 
Demolition Theatre (HD) 

3.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 

3.50 Fat N' Furious: Rolling 
Thunder (HD) 4.40-6.00am 
How It's Made: Triple bill. 





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6.00- 8.00am The Zoo: 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series. (HD) 8.00 Wildlife at 
the Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 

9.00- 11.00 Bondi Vet: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 
Animal Cops Philadelphia: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Cops Houston: 
Double bill. 4.00 My Cat from 
Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops 
Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 



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8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky... 



7.00 Alaskan Bush 
People The Browns 
get their first official 
job for the hauling 
business, but issues arise 
with their boat. (HD) 

8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky 
Mountain Vet NEW 
EDITION A golden 
retriever is rushed into 
surgery after swallowing 
a child's dummy (HD) 

9.00 Tanked Former 
Guns N' Roses guitarist 
DJ Ashba asks Brett and 
Wayde to build him a 
creepy skull-themed 
aquarium. (HD) 

10.00 River Monsters: Jeremy 
Wade investigates the Loch 
Ness Monster. (HD) 11.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 

1.00am Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain 
Vet (HD) 2.00 Finding 
Bigfoot(HD)3.00 Wildest 
Indochina (HD) 3.50 Animal 
ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer 
Has lt(HD)5.30-6.00am 
Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 



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8.00am Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 
9.00 Airport Security: 
Colombia (HD) 10.00 Air 
Crash Investigation (HD) 

11.00 Time Scanners 
12.00noon Nazi Underworld 
(HD) 1.00pm Highway Thru 
Hell (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Great White Eaten 
Alive 5.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 6.00 
Ice Road Rescue (HD) 




7.00 Ultimate Airport 
Dubai A stranded family 
is unable to pay a hefty 
excess baggage fee. (HD) 



8.00 Drain the Bermuda 
Triangle An exploration 
of the 450,000 square 
mile area of ocean, 
using sonar data. 

9.00 Terror in the Skies 

How the reliance on 
increasingly complex 
technology in planes could 
cause pilots to make new 
kinds of errors. (HD) 

10.00 Lawless Island: Mary 
goes on her first bear hunt. 
(HD) 11.00 Survive the Tribe 
(HD) 12.00m't Wicked Tuna: 
North V South: The tuna start 
migrating to new waters. (HD) 

1.00am Legend Of The 
Monkey God (HD) 2.00 
Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 
Airport Security: Colombia 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am Air 
Crash Investigation (HD) 



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8.00-1 0.00am Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 
10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 
11.00am-1.00pm Storage 
Wars: Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars 
(HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars 
(HD) 2.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 
3.00 Shipping Wars: Double 
bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Pawn 
Stars: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 
American Pickers (HD) 



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6.05am Oz and James Drink to 
Britain 6.30 Mysteries at the 
Museum 7.15 Cash in the 
Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 

9.00 Coast 10.00 Weather 
That Changed the World 

10.30 Dieppe Uncovered 
12.00noon Time Team 
1.00pm Indian Hill Railways 

2.00 Great British Railway 
Journeys 3.00 Coast 4.00 
Time Team 5.00 Weather 
That Changed the World 

5.30 Dieppe Uncovered 




7.00 Storage Wars Brandi 
and Jarrod argue over an 
odd horse’s head. (HD) 

7.30 The buyers look 
for 1970s memorabilia 
in California. (HD) 

8.00-10.00 Pawn Stars 
Lili the intern is given 
an appraisal. (HD) 

8.30 The guys are offered 
Dwight D Eisenhower's 
war memoirs. (HD) 

9.00 NEW EDITIONS 

An unrestored BSA bike 
from World War Two. (HD) 

9.30 A letter from a 
World War One fighter 
ace is appraised. (HD) 

10.00 Hunting Hitler NEW 
EDITION The team discovers 
an underground U-Boat base 
in the Canary Islands. (HD) 

11.00 Storage Wars (HD) 
12.00m’t Pawn Stars (HD) 

1.00am Hunting Hitler (HD) 

2.00 Storage Wars: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.00 Shipping 
Wars (HD) 3.30 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Pickers (HD) 

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7.00 Coast The team 
travels from Bournemouth 
to Plymouth, where Neil 
Oliver explores Sandbanks 
in Poole Harbour 

8.00 Medieval Dead 

The team travels to 
Montsegur in France 
to investigate the 
massacre of hundreds 
of Cathars in 1244. 

9.00 Edward VII: Prince 
of Pleasure Unravelling 
the mystery of the 
monarch and showing 
how his legacy still 

has relevance today. 

10.00 Fit to Rule: How 
Royal Illness Changed 
History The relationship 
between Victoria and 
her son Edward. 



11.00 Time Team: Double bill. 
1.00am William and Harry 
- The People's Princes 

2.00-3.00am Royal Riders 

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9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 
The Blue Planet 11.00 
Life (HD) 12.00noonThe 
Life of Mammals 1.00pm 
Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 3.00 
Africa (HD) 4.00 The Blue 
Planet 5.00 Life (HD) 

6.00 The Life of Mammals: 
David Attenborough 
profiles the tree-dwellers 
of the animal kingdom. 




7.00 Planet Earth How the 

sun affects life on Earth, 
following a polar bear 
preparing its cubs for a 
journey to avoid becoming 
stranded on glaciers. (HD) 

8.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities 

Nature's anomalies. (HD) 
8.30 The creatures that 
have led to accusations 
of forgery. (HD) 

9.00 Africa Exploring the 
landscape and wildlife 
of Africa, beginning with 
meerkats, insects and 
the rarest fish in the 
world in the Kalahari. (HD) 

10.00 The Blue Planet: An 
exploration of Earth's marine 
life. 11.00 Life: The world 

of insects. (HD) 12.00m't 
The Life of Mammals 
1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 
3.50 The Blue Planet 4.40 
Life (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Forecasting the End (HD) 



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6.00am Air Wars: Double 
bill. 8.00 Killer Tanks 

9.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles 10.00 Battlefield: 
Double bill. 12.00noon 
Hitler: A Profile 1.00pm 
Al Murray's Road to 
Berlin: Double bill. 

2.00 World War Two: The 
Complete History 3.00 
Industrial Revelations 

4.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles 5.00 Ultimate 
Warfare 6.00 Hitler: A 
Profile 7.00 Codes and 
Conspiracies 8.00 Did 
the Mob Kill JFK? 

9.00 Crimes That Shook 
the World: Double bill. 

11.00 Ultimate Warfare 
12.00m't Battlefield 
2.00am World War 
Two: The Complete 
History 3.00 Industrial 
Revelations 4.00 Killer 
Tanks 5.00-6.00am 
Hitler: A Profile 



6.00am Mega Builders: 
Double bill. 8.00 How 
Machines Work 8.30 
How Do They Do It? 
9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made: Back-to-back 
editions. 11.00 How Do 
They Do It? 12.00noon 
How It's Made 

I. 00pm Mega Builders: 
Double bill. 3.00 
Mythbusters: Double bill. 

5.00 How Do They Do 
It? Double bill. 6.00 How 
It's Made 7.00 Food 
Factory: Double bill. 8.00 
Mythbusters: Double bill. 

10.00 Ghost Asylum 

II. 00 Food Factory 
12.00m't Finding Bigfoot 
1.00am Ghost Stalkers 

2.00 Ghost Asylum 3.00 
How the Universe Works 
3.50 How Do They Do 
It? 4.40 How Stuff's 
Made 5.30-6.00am 
Invention Nation 

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8.00am Wild California: 

Big Sur(HD)9.00 Wild 
Patagonia (HD) 10.00 
Peru's Wild Kingdom (HD) 
11.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) 

12.00noon-4.00pm Wild 
Scotland (HD) 4.00pm 
Wild Vietnam (HD) 5.00 
Wild Patagonia (HD) 6.00 
Outback Wrangler (HD) 

7.00 Outback Wrangler 
Double bill. (HD) 

8.00 Wild Japan: Snow 
Monkeys Following 
Macaque monkeys. (HD) 

9.00 Wild China: Golden 
Monkeys Following 
scientists working to 
protect endangered 
golden monkeys. (HD) 

10.00 Mystery Monkeys 
of Shangri-La (HD) 

11.00 Phantom Killer 
Mystery (HD) 12.00m't 
Dangerous Encounters 
(HD) 2.00am Wild 
Vietnam (HD) 3.00 Wild 
Patagonia (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Wild Bhutan: 

The Last Shangri-La (HD) 



6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 
How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 8.00 Fast N' Loud 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars 11.00 Cuban 
Chrome 12.00noon 
What's My Car Worth? 
Double bill. 1.00pm 
Wheeler Dealers 

2.00 Cuban Chrome 3.00 
Fast N' Loud 4.00 Fast N' 
Loud 5.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 7.00 Chasing 
Classic Cars 8.00 Cuban 
Chrome NEW EDITION 
Demetrio enlists another 
mechanic. 9.00 Airplane 
Repo 10.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 

11.00 How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 12.00m't Cuban 
Chrome 1.00am Chasing 
Classic Cars 2.00 What's 
My Car Worth? 3.00 
Overhaulin' 3.50 American 
Chopper 4.40 What's 
My Car Worth? 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 




6.00am Finding Your Roots 
6.55 Hell on Hooves 7.45 
The Medici: Godfathers 
of the Renaissance 8.55 
Finding Your Roots 
10.10 The Americans in 
the Bulge 12.10pm 
The Civil War 1.40 The 
Medici: Godfathers of the 
Renaissance 2.55 The 
Americans in the Bulge 
5.00 The Civil War 6.35 
The Medici: Godfathers of 
the Renaissance 7.50 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 9.00 
Escape in the Pacific 
4-4-43 10.15 The Civil 
War: Abraham Lincoln's 
assassination. 11.40 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 
12.55am Escape in the 
Pacific 4-4-43 2.05 The 
Civil War 3.15 Finding 
Your Roots 4.10 The 
Medici: Godfathers of 
the Renaissance 5.10- 
6.00am Hell on Hooves 



7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 
8.00am-12.00noon A 
Town & Country Murder: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 12.00noon Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 1.00pm 
Motives & Murders (HD) 

2.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 

3.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 

4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 

5.00 Gangs of Britain with 
Gary & Martin Kemp (HD) 

6.00 I Survived (HD) 

7.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 8.00 Crimes That 
Shook Britain (HD) 9.00 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 

10.00 Mind of a Murderer 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 12.00m't 
I Survived (HD) 1.00am 
Mind of a Murderer 
(HD) 2.00 Snapped: 
Women Who Kill (HD) 
3.00-4.00am Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 



8.00am Hangar 1: The 
UFO Files 9.00 Ancient 
Aliens 10.00 How 
the States Got Their 
Shapes 11.00 Soviet 
Storm: WWII in the East 
12.00noon Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 
Cities of the Underworld 

2.00 A History of Britain 
by Simon Schama 3.00 
Hangar 1: The UFO Files 

4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 Pearl Harbour: 

24 Hours After 7.00 
A History of Britain by 
Simon Schama 8.00 
Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Bible Secrets Revealed 

10.00 Brad Meltzer's 
Lost History 11.00 
Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 
12.00m't Ancient Aliens 
1.00am Hangar 1: The 
UFO Files 2.00 Bible 
Secrets Revealed 

3.00 Conspiracy Files: 
Unsealed: Double bill. 
4.00-5.00am How the 
States Got Their Shapes 



58TV&SatelliteWeek 



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Lifestyle 



7 December 



HOME & HEALTH 


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284 





6.00am Quints by Surprise 

7.00 Deliver Me; Home 
Edition 8.00 Hospital Sydney 

9.00 MasterChef Australia 

10.00 Lottery Changed My Life 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 1.00pm MasterChef 
Australia 2.00 Country House 
Rescue 3.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer: Double bill. 

5.00 Hospital Sydney: 

A personal trainer suffers 
from a football injury 6.00 A 
woman fights a giant tumour 




7.00 MasterChef 
Australia The red team 
is put up for elimination. 

7.30 Lottery Changed My 
Life How America’s 
youngest multi-millionaire 
lost it all, and a music 
lover betting his fortune 
on the pop industry. 

8.30 Beauty and the 
Geek Australia 

The final four pairs go 
into battle in a medieval 
spectacular with the 
geeks dressed as knights. 



10.00 Untold Stories of the 
ER: A Chinese girl is 
rushed into hospital with 
intermittent seizures. 11.00 
Hoarding; Buried Alive: 
Double bill of the series. 

1.00am Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 2.00 Lottery 
Changed My Life 3.00 
Hoarding; Buried Alive 
4.00-6.00am Homes Under 
the Hammer: Double bill. 





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6.00am Thinking Tackle: 

Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing 
with Matt Hayes: Double 
bill. 9.00 Property Wars; 
Double bill. 10.00am- 
1.00pm Miami Ink; Triple bill. 

I. 00-4.00pm LA Ink; Triple bill. 

4.00 Property Wars: Double 
bill. 5.00 Off the Hook: 
Extreme Catches: Double 

bill. 6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00 Thinking Tackle The 
anglers visit Thorney Weir. 

8.00 Total Fishing with 
Matt Hayes Double bill. 

9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 

Two models learn to catch 
catfish with their bare hands. 

10.00 Custom My Ride 
Sylvester Stallone gives the 
team a large-scale project. 

II. 00 Custom My Ride 
12.00m't Overhaulin' 

1.00am Thinking Tackle: 
Double bill. 3.00 Property 
Wars: Double bill. 3.50 
Hillbilly Handfishin' 4.40 Off 
the Hook: Extreme Catches 
5.30-6.00am Model Mania 



HOME 



VIRGIN 
281 

7.00am You Deserve This House 

8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog 
It! 10.00 Escape to the 
Country 11.00 The Hairy 
Bikers' Food Tour of Britain 

12.00noon River Cottage Every 
Day 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 

2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 

4.00 Escape to the Country 

5.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the Sea 6.00 The Hairy 
Bikers' Food Tour of Britain; 

Si King and Dave Myers 
explore Worcestershire. 




7.00 River Cottage Every 

Day Hugh rejuvenates 
the working-week lunch, 
creating an extravagant 
cheese sandwich and 
a home-made pasty. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt 

David Barby and James 
Lewis help two teams of 
rowers search for items 
at the Peterborough 
Festival of Antiques. 

9.00 DIY SOS A Norfolk 
family looks to turn a 
garage into a bedroom. 

9.30 The team renovates 
a home in Warrington for 
an expectant couple. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the Sea A couple from 
Essex with a budget of 
£600,000 hope to 
relocate to the Kent coast. 

11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m't 

Bargain Hunt 1.00am 
The New Reclaimers 2.00 
Marbella Mansions 3.00- 
4.00am Four in a Bed 





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6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 
- Back to Basics: Back-to- 
back editions. 8.00 Anna 
Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer 
Woman 10.00 Denise Van 
Outen's Christmas 10.30 
Pioneer Woman 11.00 Fanny 
Cradock Cooks for Christmas 

11.30 Barefoot Contessa 

12.00noon Cooking Christmas 
with Matt and Lisa 1.00pm 
Barefoot Contessa - Back to 
Basics 2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute 
Meals 3.00 Holiday Baking 
Championship NEW EDITION 

4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 5.00 Ready Steady 
Cook 6.00 Jamie's 15 Minute 
Meals 7.00 Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

8.00 Barefoot in London 9.00 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Man v Food 11.00 
Mystery Diners 12.00m't 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 
1.00am Man v Food 
2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners 



CHRIST 


MAS FOOD 


f SKY 133 

1 HD 133/255 


VIRGIN 278 
HD 280 


J 



6.00am Highlights 8.00 My 
Christmas Kitchen - Sophie 
Grigson (HD) 9.00 James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 

10.00 A River Cottage Christmas 
Feast 11.00 Perfect (HD) 
12.00noon Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen 1.00pm Jamie's 
Family Christmas (HD) 

2.00 A River Cottage Christmas 
Feast 3.00 Perfect (HD) 

4.00 Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen 5.00 Jamie's Family 
Christmas (HD) 6.00 A River 
Cottage Christmas Feast 




7.00 Perfect Mark Sargeant 
and Tom Kerridge offer 
tips on how to cook the 
classic turkey, ideas 

for leftovers and the 
ultimate trifle recipe. (HD) 

8.00 Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen How to make 

a Christmas cake. 

8.30 Recipes include 
a Cuban chorizo and 
black bean soup. 

9.00 Jamie's Family 
Christmas A stress-free 
family Christmas. (HD) 

9.30 Jamie Oliver 
prepares snacks for the 
festive season. (HD) 

10.00 A River Cottage 
Christmas Feast 

Preparing a festive 
medieval banquet. 



11.00 Perfect (HD) 12.00m't 
Nigella's Christmas Kitchen: 
Double bill. 1.00am Perfect 
(HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 

5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) 



REALLY 



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283 



F’VIEW 

17 



6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 

8.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.00 Escape to 
the Country 10.00 Haunted 
Collector 11.00 Selling 
Houses Australia 

12.00noon Ghost Adventures 
1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 
Escape to the Country 3.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

4.00 Born to Kill 5.00 
Animal SOS 6.00 Selling 
Houses Australia NEW 
EDITION 7.00 Escape to the 
Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The 
Big Build 9.00 DIY SOS: The 
Big Build: An extension built 
in sub-zero conditions. 10.00 
Brainwashed; The case of 
Maura Schmierer. 

11.00 Born to Kill 12.00m't Cold 
Justice 1.00am Paranormal 
Witness 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues 
4.45 One Born Every Minute: 
What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Monday 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



SKY HD 192/276 
7.00pm FILM Irresistible: 
Thriller starring Susan 
Sarandon and Sam Neill. 
(2006,15, 103min) ★★ 

9.00 Breaking Bad: Grilled: 
2/23. Tuco kidnaps Walt 
and Jesse. (Series 2) 

10.05 FILM Money Train: 
Action comedy with Wesley 
Snipes and Woody Harrelson. 
(1995,18,110min) ★★ 
12.15am FILM The Blair 
Witch Project: Documentary- 
style chiller starring Heather 
Donahue. Students encounter 
supernatural forces while 
filming a documentary. 
(1999,15,76min) ★★★★ 
1.55 Hollywood's Best Film 
Directors 2.30 Breaking Bad 
3.30-5.30am The Shield: 
Double bill of the series. 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
F'VIEW66, F'SAT 135, +1136 

9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 
Heir Hunters 11.00 Real 
Rescues 12.00noon 48 
Hours: Mystery 1.00-3.00pm 
Judge Judy: Back-to-back 
editions. 3.00 Heir Hunters 

4.00 Real Rescues 5.00-7.00 
Judge Judy: Back-to-back 
editions. 7.00 Cops: 

Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: 
Mystery: Real-life crimes 
and mysteries. 9.00 24 
Hours to Kill 10.00 Jail 

11.00 Cheaters 12.00m't 
Dog and Beth: On the 
Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours 
to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 
World's Wildest Police 
Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +H46 

6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 
Pointless: Double bill. 9.30 
Catchphrase: Double bill. 

10.30 Strike It Lucky 

11.00 Bullseye 11.30 The 
Million Pound Drop 1.00pm 
Pointless 3.00 Fifteen to 
One 4.00 American Ninja 
Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 

6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 
Pointless 9.00 The Million 
Pound Drop 10.30 Classic 
Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire? 11.30 Bullseye 
12.30am Family Fortunes 
1.00 Wheel of Fortune 1.30 
Pointless: Double bill. 3.30 
American Ninja Warrior 4.00 
Fort Boyard 5.00-6.00am 
Fifteen to One: Double bill. 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 
Rules of Engagement 11.00 
Friends 12.00noon Two 
and a Half Men 1.00pm 
Impractical Jokers US 

2.00 Rules of Engagement 

3.00 The Middle 

4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 
Rules of Engagement 6.00 
The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 
the Middle 8.00 Rules of 
Engagement 9.00 Impractical 
Jokers US 9.30-11.00 South 
Park: Triple bill. 11.00 Friends 
12.00m't Russell Howard's 
Good News 1.00am Live at 
the Apollo 2.00 Archer 2.30 
Comedy Central at the 
Comedy Store 3.25 Dirty Sexy 
Funny: Olivia Lee 3.50 South 
Park 4.15 A Life in Film 4.20- 
6.00am The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 

8.00 Custom My Ride 9.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

10.00 Food Factory 11.00 
Operation Repo 12.00noon 
River Monsters: Untold Stories 

1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 
Treehouse Masters 3.00 
Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 
6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 

8.00 Redwood Kings 9.00 
Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear 
Grylls: Born Survivor 11.00 
American Guns 

1.00am River Monsters: Untold 
Stories 2.00 Custom My 
Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: After 
Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 
American Chopper 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Jersey I icious 8.00 
News 9.00 Jerseylicious 

10.00 Kourtney & Kim Take 
New York 12.00noon News 
1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 

2.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 

4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami 7.00 
News 8.00 Keeping Up with 
the Kardashians 9.00 
Botched 10.00 Keeping Up 
with the Kardashians 

11.00 News 12.00m't 
Kourtney & Kim Take New 
York 1.00am Keeping Up 
with the Kardashians 1.30 
Teleshopping 2.30 News 
4.30-5.00am Celebrity 
Style Story: Jennifer Aniston. 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Highlights 11.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon 
Property Brothers (HD) 
1.00pm Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Little Women; LA (HD) 

6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

7.00 JudgeJudy (HD) 9.00 
NEW SERIES Dance Moms 
5 Choreographers Cuts 
(HD) 10.00 Step It Up 
SERIES FINALE (HD) 

11.00 Hoarders (HD) 12.00m't 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

1.00am Dance Moms 5 
Choreographers Cuts (HD) 

2.00 Step It Up (HD) 3.00 
Little Women: LA (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Dance Moms (HD) 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 
Soldier, Soldier 10.00 
Ghost Hunters 12.00noon 
FILM A Christmas Wish: 
Drama starring Brian 
Krause and Nancy Stafford. 
(2013, PG, 97min) ★★ 
2.00pm FILM Christmas at 
Maxwell's: Drama. (2006, 

PG, 89min) ★★ 4.00 Ghost 
Hunters 6.00 10 Years 
Younger: The Challenge 

7.00 Ghost Hunters 
International: Double bill. 
9.00 FILM Reindeer Games: 
Thriller starring Ben Affleck 
and Charlize Theron. (2000, 
15, 105min)^^^ 11.15 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.15am Will & Grace 1.05 
Spooks 2.10 Soldier, Soldier 
3.10-4.00am Will & Grace 



SPIKE 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, F'SATMl 

9.00am Bar Rescue 10.00 
Eddie Stobart: Trucks and 
Trailers 11.00 Police 
Interceptors 12.00noon 
Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 1.00pm Cops 

2.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In 
the Wild 3.00 World's Craziest 
Weddings 4.00 Bar Rescue 

5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks 
and Trailers 6.00 Robson's 
Extreme Fishing Challenge 

7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 
Beware: Boozed Up Britain 
SERIES FINALE 9.00 FILM 
War: Action thriller (2007, 18, 
98mln) ★★ 11.00 FILM Drive 
Angry: Thriller. (2011, 18, 
104mln) ★★★ 1.00am Bar 
Rescue 1.55 Big Easy Justice 
2.55-3.00am Access 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress (HD) 12.00 
Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 

1.00pm Extreme Couponing 
(HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 

3.00 Something Borrowed, 
Something New (HD) 4.00 
Say Yes to the Dress: 
Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 
Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 

7.00 Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 8.00 NEW The Big Jig 
(HD) 9.00 I'm Having Their 
Baby SERIES FINALE (HD) 

10.00 Twin Life: Girls Who Share 
a Mind (HD) 11.00 Dr G: 
Medical Examiner (HD) 
12.00m'tThe Big Jig (HD) 
1.00am I'm Having Their Baby 
(HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am Highlights 8.00 How 
Do They Do It? 8.30 How It's 
Made 9.00 Put Your Money 
Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 
Salvage Squad 11.00 Desert 
Car Kings 12.00noon 
Extreme Engineering 
1.00pm How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 
Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put 
Your Money Where Your 
Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler 
Dealers Revisited 6.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 
Tanked 9.00 Gold Rush 

10.00 Deadliest Catch 

11.00 How Do They Do It? 

11.30 How It's Made 
12.00m't Forensic Detectives 
2.00-6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 
6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: 
Back-to-back editions. 

11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-7.00pm 

Crime Stories: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00 Tattoo Nightmares: 

Double bill. 8.00 Tattoo 
Nightmares: Double bill. 

9.00 Tattoo Rescue 10.00 
RuPaul's Drag Race NEW 
EDITIONS Reality series 
searching for the hottest drag 
queen in America. 
12.00m’t-3.15am Crime 
Stories; Triple bill of the 
series. 3.15-5.00 Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 5.00- 
6.00am Crime Stories 



TV&Satellite Week 59 



























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PM 



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PM 



11 

PM 



SKY PREMIERE I SKY DISNEY 



SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 
Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 10.00 
Extraterrestrial 12.00noon Shelby 

Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 

1.45pm Cake As 10.00pm. 3.45 
Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies 
Special 4.15 Taken 3 - Extended 
Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails Adventure with Anke 
Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 



6.00am Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a 
Glitch 7.15 Snow Buddies 8.50 
Winnie the Pooh 10.05 Alice in 
Wonderland 11.30 Tarzan 1.10pm 
Disney’s The Kid 3.00 Mickey’s 
Twice Upon a Christmas 
4.15 The Muppet Christmas Carol 
Comedy starring Michael Caine. 
(S)(1992, U, 86min)^^^ 5.50 
Super Rhino 6.00 The Incredibles 
Animated comedy adventure. (S) 
(2004, U, 120min) ★★★★★ 







8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 

Action thriller sequel starring 
Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent 
Bryan Mills fights to clear his 
own name after being framed 
for his ex-wife's murder. (S) 
(2014,15,110min)^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 



10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror 
(S) (2014, 15, 98min)^^ 

1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
Family adventure shown at 6.15pm. 

5.00 A Million Ways to Die in the 
West Special A look at the comedy. 

5.30-6.00am Bridge of Spies: 

Sky Movies Special 



VIRGIN 

402 






SKY SHOWCASE 



6.00 The Incredibles 



8.00 Alice in Wonderland 

Animated fantasy starring 
Kathryn Beaumont. Alice 
follows a white rabbit down a 
hole into a series of adventures. 
(S)(1951, U, 75min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.25 One Magic Christmas 

Disney fantasy starring Mary 
Steenburgen and Harry Dean 
Stanton. A daughter tries to 
cheer her mother up - with 
the aid of her guardian angel. 
(S)(1985, U, 85min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.00 Herbie Goes Bananas Comedy 
adventure. (S) (1980, U, 93min) ★ 
12.45am The Last Flight of Noah’s 
Ark Disney adventure starring Elliott 
Gould. (S) (1980, U, 97min) ★★★ 
2.35 Treasure Island Disney 
adventure starring Robert Newton. 
(S)(1950, U, 96min) ★★★★ 

4.20 Donald and Pluto 
4.35-6.00am Pocahontas II: 
Journey to a New World Animated 
sequel. (S) (1998, U, 70min) ★★ 



SKY FAMILY 



SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 



6.30am Walking with Dinosaurs 

8.10 Maleficent Special 8.40 
Moshi Monsters: The Movie 10.10 
Surf’s Up 11.45 Home Alone 4 
1.15pm Penguins of Madagascar 

3.00 Moshi Monsters: The Movie 

4.30 The Nativity Story Biblical 
drama starring Keisha Castle- 
Hughes. (2006, PG, 101 min) ★★ 
6.20 Surf’s Up Animated comedy 
featuring the voice of Shia LaBeouf. 
(S) (2007, PG, 85min) ★★★★ 




8.00 Penguins of Madagascar 

Animated comedy with the 
voice of Benedict 
Cumberbatch. The birds join a 
secret society of animals to foil 
a plot for world domination. (S) 
(2014, U, 90min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.40 13 Going on 30 Romantic 
comedy starring Jennifer 
Garner and Mark Ruffalo. A 
13-year-old girl makes a wish 
and finds herself miraculously 
transformed into a successful 
30-year-old career woman. (S) 
(2004, 12, 98min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.25 Home Alone 4 Comedy sequel 
starring Mike Weinberg and French 
Stewart. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 
1.00am The Nativity Story 
Biblical drama shown at 4.30pm. 
2.50 13 Going on 30 As 9 40pm 

4.30-6.00am Walking with 
Dinosaurs Part-animated adventure 
with the voice of John Leguizamo. 

(S) (2013, U, 90min) ★★ 



SXYACnON/ADVENTURE 



VIRGIN 407 
HD 437 



6.00am Into the Storm 7.45 
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 

10.00 Noah 12.30pm 300: Rise of 
an Empire As 9.00pm. 2.30 3.10 to 
Yuma Western remake starring 
Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. 
(S)(200715,117min) ★★★★ 

4.45 Into the Storm Disaster movie 
with Richard Armitage. (S) (2014, 12, 
89min) ★★ 6.30 Noah Biblical epic 
with Russell Crowe and Ray Winstone. 
(S)(2014,12,139min) ★★★★ 




Noah 

(film started at 6.30pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 300: Rise of an Empire 

Fantasy adventure starring 
Sullivan Stapleton. A Greek 
general leads his navy into 
battle against the vast invading 
armada of the Persian empire. 
(S) (2014, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.00 War Action thriller starring 
Jason Statham, Devon Aoki and 
Jet Li. (S) (2007 18, 98min)^^ 

12.50am Con Air Action thriller 
starring Nicolas Cage and John 
Malkovich. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ 
2.50 Alien^ Sci-fi horror thriller 
starring Sigourney Weaver (S) 
(1992,15,115min) ★★★ 

5.00 Sicaho: Sky Movies Special 

5.30-6.00am Spectre Special A look 

at the latest James Bond movie. 



SKY COMEDY 



SKY 308 

HD 308/335 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



7.20am The Bad News Bears 9.10 
Shanghai Noon 11.05 Tammy 
12.55pm Cop Out 2.55 The 
Intern: Sky Movies Special 

3.10 South Park: Bigger, Longer 
& Uncut 4.40 Jackass Presents: 
Bad Grandpa .5 Hidden camera 
comedy starring Johnny Knoxville. 
(S) (2014, 15, 82min) ★★ 6.15 The 
Cable Guy Black comedy starring 
Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick. 
(S) (1996, 12, 96min) ★★★ 




SKY 310 

HD 310/337 



VIRGIN 403 
HD 433 



6.55am Dinosaur Island 8.25 
A New York Winter’s Tale 
10.25 Dracula Untold 
12.10pm Annie As 8.00pm. 
2.15 Ex Machine As 10.00pm. 

4.15 A New York Winter’s Tale 
Romantic fantasy starring 
Colin Farrell. (S) (2014, 12, 
118min) ★★ 6.15 Dracula 
Untold Fantasy adventure 
starring Luke Evans. (S) 

(2014, 15, 92min) ★★ 

8.00 Annie Musical remake 
starring Quvenzhane Wallis. 
(S)(2014, PG,115min) ★★★ 

10.00 Ex Machine Sci-fi drama 
with Domhnall Gleeson. (S) 
(2015, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 

11.55 Man of Tai Chi Martial 
arts action with Tiger Hu Chen. 
(S) (2013, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 

1.50am The Knights of 
Badassdom Fantasy comedy 
starring Ryan Kwanten. 
(2013,15, 85min)^^ 

3.25 All Is Lost Thriller 
starring Robert Redford. (S) 
(2013, 12, 104min) ★★★★ 

5.30-7.00am Dinosaur Island 
Fantasy with Darius Williams. 
(S) (2014, PG, 79min) ★ 



SKY GREATS 



SKY 304 

HD 304/331 



VIRGIN 404 
HD 434 



6.00am Rocky IV 7.50 Million 
Dollar Arm 10.10 Remember 
the Titans 12.15pm The 
Waterboy 2.00 Coach 
Carter 4.30 Rocky III Boxing 
drama sequel starring 
Sylvester Stallone and Mr T. 
(S)(1982, PG, 99min)^^^ 

6.20 Rocky IV Boxing drama 
sequel starring Sylvester 
Stallone and Dolph Lundgren. 
(S)(1985, PG, 91 min)^ 

8.00 Jerry Maguire Romantic 
comedy drama starring Tom 
Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr 
and Renee Zellweger. (1996, 
15, 139min) ★★★★ 

10.20 The Longest Yard 
Comedy starring Adam 
Sandler and Chris Rock. (S) 
(2005,12,113min) ★★ 

12.15am Million Dollar Baby 
Boxing drama starring Clint 
Eastwood, Hilary Swank and 
Morgan Freeman. (S) (2004, 
12, 132min) ★★★★★ 

2.30 The Waterboy Sports 
comedy with Adam Sandler 
(S) (1998, 12, 90min) ★★ 

4.10-6.00am Rocky III Boxing 
drama shown at 4.30pm. 



TCM 




SKY 317 
HD 317/341 


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HD 416 1 



6.10am Blood Alley 8.25 
Cavalry Scout 9.55 Apache 
War Smoke 11.15 Saddle 
the Wind 12.50pm Kung Fu 

3.00 The Spy in the Green 
Hat Spy caper starring Robert 
Vaughn. (1966, PG, 92min) 
★★ 4.50 Never So Few 
Romantic action with Frank 
Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida 

and Steve McQueen. 

(1959, PG,124min) ★★★ 

7.15 Fort Dobbs Western 
drama starring Clint Walker 
(1958,b/w,PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 Queen of the Damned 
Horror with Stuart Townsend. 
(2002,15,101 min)^ 

10.55 Buffalo Soldiers 
Comedy with Joaquin Phoenix. 
(2001, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 
12.50am Town Without Pity 
Drama starring Kirk Douglas. 
(1961,b/w,15, 99min) ★★ 
2.45 Conspiracy Theory with 
Jesse Ventura 3.30 Kung Fu 

4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film 
Directors 5.00-6.40am 
Fort Dobbs As 7.00pm. 



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(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am A Christmas Tail 

10.50 Home Alone: The 
Holiday Heist 12.45pm An 
Evergreen Christmas 

2.50 A Christmas Wish Drama 
starring Brian Krause. (2013, 
PG, 97min) ★★ 4.55 The 
Nutcracker Festive fantasy 
adventure with Elle Fanning. 
(2010, PG, 108min) ★ 

7.05 The Hot Potato Crime 
caper starring Ray Winstone. 
(2010, PG, 95min) ★★ 

9.00 Rapid Fire Crime drama 
based on a true story starring 
Jason Gedrick and David 
Cubitt. (2005, 15, 90min) ★★ 

10.50 Ultraviolet Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Milla Jovovich. 
(2006, 15, 87min) ★★★ 

12.35am The Stepfather 
Thriller starring Dylan Walsh. 
(2009,15, 101 min) ★★★ 

2.40 Sony Movie News Extra 

2.55 I Still Dream of Jeannie 
Comedy starring Barbara 
Eden. (1991, PG, 91 min) ★ 

4.50 Sony Movie News Extra 

5.00-6.00am Providence 



HORROR 



8.00 Tammy Comedy starring 
Melissa McCarthy and Susan 
Sarandon. A woman seeks an 
escape from her dead-end life 
by going on a road trip with her 
hard-drinking grandmother. (S) 
(2014,15, 97min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.45 Cop Out Action comedy 
starring Bruce Willis and Tracy 
Morgan. Two suspended cops 
get the chance to redeem 
themselves when they discover 
a big drug-running operation. 
(S) (2010, 15, 107min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.40 Pretty Woman Romantic 
comedy starring Julia Roberts. (S) 
(1990,16,117min) ★★★★ 

1.40am Risky Business Comedy 
drama starring Tom Cruise. (S) 

(1983, 18, 98min) ★★★★ 

3.25 Brewster’s Millions Comedy 
starring Richard Pryor and John 
Candy. (S) (1985, PG, 97min) ★★★ 
5.10-7.00am The Pink Panther 
Strikes Again Comedy starring Peter 
Sellers. (S) (1976, PG, 103min) ★★ 



TRUE CHRISTMAS 



8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 
Lost World 10.00 The 
Incredible Hulk 11.00 The 
Evil of Frankenstein 
12.50pm Horror Highlights 

1.00 Highlander 3.00 Doctor 
Who 4.00 City Under the 
Sea Fantasy adventure 
starring Vincent Price. 

(1965, U, 84min)^^^ 

5.50 Horror Highlights 

6.00 The Incredible Hulk 

7.00 The Lost World 

8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 

9.00 Banshee Chapter Horror 
starring Katia Winter, Michael 
McMillian and Ted Levine. 
(2013,15, 84min) ★★★ 

10.45 Blue Steel Action thriller 
starring Jamie Lee Curtis, 
Clancy Brown and Ron Silver 
(1989,18,103min) ★★ 

12.45am Under the Bed 
Horror starring Jonny Weston, 
Peter Holden and Gattlin 
Griffith. (2012,15, 83min) 

2.30-4.30am Fear in the 
Night Chiller starring Judy 
Geeson. (1972, 18, 89min) ★ 



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7.00am The Christmas List 

9.00 A Song for the Season 

11.00 A Wind at My Back 
Christmas 1.00pm 
Christmas Every Day 

3.00 The Christmas Card 
Romantic drama starring 
John Newton. (2006, PG, 
84min) ★★ 5.00 Stealing 
Christmas Comedy with Tony 
Danza and Lea Thompson. 
(2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 

7.00 Range of Motion 

Sentimental drama starring 
Rebecca DeMornay, Henry 
Czerny and Barclay Hope. 
(2000, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 Last Christmas Seasonal 
drama starring Ray Winstone 
and Pauline Quirke. 

11.00 Little Women 1/2. 

Drama based on Louisa May 
Alcott's novel, with Meredith 
Baxter and Susan Dey. 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am Ms Scrooge 
Fantasy starring Cicely Tyson 
and Katherine Helmond. 
(1997, PG, 84min) ★★ 



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6.25am Bad Karma 8.00 Die Hard 
with a Vengeance 10.10 Keeping 
Rosy 11.45 Black Sea 1.45pm Rob 

the Mob Crime drama with Michael 
Pitt. (S) (2014, 15, 99min)^^^ 
3.30 Grand Piano Thriller starring 
Elijah Wood. (S) (2013, 15, 90min) 
★★★ 5.05 Honour Thriller starring 
Paddy Considine. (S) (2014, 15, 
102min) ★★★ 7.00 Black Sea 
Thriller with Jodie Whittaker and Jude 
Law.(S) (2014,15,112min) ★★★ 





6.30am We're No Angels 8.20 
Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 
9.50 Elf 11.35 The Grinch 1.25pm 
Let It Snow Romantic drama 
starring Candace Cameron Bure. 

(S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 3.00 
Black Nativity As 12.00m't. 

4.40 The Three Dogateers Festive 
family adventure starring Dean Cain. 
(S) (2014, PG, 88min) ★ 6.15 Elf 
Family fantasy comedy starring Will 
Ferrell. (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ 



7 December Monday 




6.00am X-Men 8.00 Batman Begins 
10.30 Interstellar 1.30pm 
Cloverfield As shown at 8.00pm. 
3.00 X-Men Comic-book fantasy 
adventure starring Patrick Stewart. 
(S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★ 

5.00 Interstellar Sci-fi drama starring 
Matthew McConaughey. A spacecraft 
goes in search of a new home for 
the human race before a devastated 
Earth becomes uninhabitable. (S) 
(2014, 12, 166min) ★★★★ 




6.00am McCabe and Mrs Miller 8.10 
Ain't Them Bodies Saints 9.55 
Northern Soul 11.40 Election 
1.30pm The Riot Club As 10.00pm. 

3.30 American Hustle Crime drama 
starring Christian Bale, Bradley 
Cooper, Amy Adams and Jennifer 
Lawrence. (S) (2013, 15, 135min) 
★★★★★ 5.50 About Schmidt 
Black comedy drama starring Jack 
Nicholson and Kathy Bates. (S) 
(2002,15,125min)^^^^ 




■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Demetrius and the 
Gladiators 1.05pm The Long Gray 
Line John Ford's tribute to America's 
most famous military academy. West 
Point. (S)(1955, U, 131 min) ★★ 

4.00 The Cowboys Western 
adventure. (S) (1971, 12, 128min) 
★★★ 6.35 The Women Comedy. 
(S)(2008,12,114min)^ 




Black Sea 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 The Green Mile 

Supernatural prison drama 
based on a novel by Stephen 
King, starring Tom Hanks and 
Michael Clarke Duncan. A 
Depression-era prison guard 
encounters a death-row 
inmate who possesses a 
magical gift. (S) (1999, 18, 
189min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.05am Honour As 5.05pm. 

2.05 Face/Off Action thriller starring 
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. 
(S)(1997,18,133min) ★★★★ 
4.35-6.20am Deep Family Secrets 
Thriller starring Angie Dickinson, 
Molly Gross and Richard Crenna. 
(S)(1997,PG, 89min) ★★ 



8.00 The Grinch Comic fantasy 
based on the story by Dr 
Seuss, starring Jim Carrey. The 
curmudgeonly Grinch plots to 
spoil Christmas for the citizens 
of Whoville. With Jeffrey 
Tambor and Christine Baranski. 
(S)(2000, PG,101 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Last Holiday Comedy 
starring Queen Latifah and 
LL Cool J. A New Orleans sales 
assistant finds out she has a 
terminal illness and goes to 
Europe on a luxury holiday. 
(2005,12,112min)^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 
12.00m't Black Nativity Musical with 
Jacob Latimore and Forest Whitaker. 
(S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 

1.40am Snowball Express Family 
comedy starring Dean Jones and 
Nancy Olson. (1972, U, 99min) ★★ 
3.20 Pete's Christmas Fantasy 
starring Zachary Gordon and Molly 
Parker (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 
5.00-6.30am Let It Snow As 1.25pm. 



8.00 Cloverfield Offbeat 
disaster movie starring Lizzy 
Caplan and Jessica Lucas. A 
New Yorker with a camcorder 
films events as he and his 
friends react to a shocking 
catastrophe in the city. (S) 
(2007, 15, 81 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.30 Batman Begins Dark 
comic-book thriller tracing the 
origins of Batman, starring 
Christian Bale, Liam Neeson, 
Gillian Murphy, Michael Caine 
and Morgan Freeman. (S) 
(2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't The Last Days on Mars 

Sci-fi horror starring Liev Schreiber. 
(S) (2013, 15, 98min)^^ 

1.45am House on Haunted Hill 

Horror chiller starring Geoffrey 
Rush. (S)(1999,18, 96min) ★★★ 
3.25 Let Us Prey Horror starring Liam 
Cunningham and Douglas Russell. 

(S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 

5.00 The Martian: Sky Movies Special 
5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of 

Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 



8.00 Election Satirical dark 
comedy starring Matthew 
Broderick and Reese 
Witherspoon. A frustrated 
Nebraska high-school teacher 
comes to grief when he tries 
to check the ambitions of 
an overachieving pupil. (S) 
(1999,15,103min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 The Riot Club Drama 
starring Sam Claflin and Max 
Irons. Two Oxford students 
join an infamous drinking 
society, but are unprepared 
for how far they take their 
hedonistic lifestyle. (S) 

(2014, 15, 105min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 
11.50 Scarface Brian De Palma's 
crime thriller starring Al Pacino. (S) 
(1983, 18, 163min) ★★★★ 

2.50am Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton. (S) 
(2003, 15, 91 min) ★★★★ 
4.40-6.20am The Gunfighter Classic 
Western starring Gregory Peck. (S) 
(1950, b/w, U, 84min) ★★★★ 



The Women 

(film started at 6.35pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Taken 2 Action thriller 
sequel starring Liam Neeson 
and Maggie Grace. An ex-CIA 
agent and his family are 
targeted by a vengeful Albanian 
gang during a trip to Istanbul. 
(S) (2012, 12, 98min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.50 Mud Coming-of-age 
adventure set in the Mississippi 
Delta, starring Matthew 
McConaughey, Tye Sheridan 
and Reese Witherspoon. (S) 
(2012, 12, 130min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



1.25-3.30am Office Space Satirical 
comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 86min) ★★★ 



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SONY MOVIES 



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9.00am The Secret Agent 
Club 10.50 Sony Movie 
News Extra 11.00 The Boy 
Who Saved Christmas 
1.00pm A Perfect Day 2.50 
Sony Movie News Extra 
3.00 K9 Christmas 4.50 
Sony Movie News Extra 
5.00 Deep Winter 6.50 
Mirrormask Fantasy starring 
Stephanie Leonidas. (2005, 
PG, 101 min) ★★★★ 



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7.00am Naughty or Nice 9.00 
Christmas Angel 11.00 A 
Royal Christmas 1.00pm An 
En Vogue Christmas Drama 
starring Terry Ellis and Cindy 
Herron. (2014, U, 90min) ★★ 
3.00 Back to Christmas 
Fantasy with Kelly Overton. 
(2014, U, 86min) ★★ 5.00 
A Mission for Christmas 
Drama starring Lindsey Gort. 
(2015, PG, 88min) ★★ 




6.00am The Blitz on 
Hamburg 7.15 The 
Messerschmitt BF109 8.25 
Paratroop Command 9.55 
The House of Intrigue 11.50 
From Remagen to the Elbe 
1.05pm The Last Blitzkrieg 
2.50 Tunes of Glory 5.05 
Battle of the VI World War 
Two drama starring Michael 
Rennie and Patricia Medina. 
(1958, b/w, PG, 109min) ★★ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



7.00pm Irresistible 4MC Thriller starring 
Susan Sarandon and Sam Neill. ★★ 
9.00pm The Sentinel ITV4 Political thriller 
starring Michael Douglas. (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm War Spike Action thriller starring 
Jason Statham and Jet Li. ★★ 

9.00pm Reindeer Games Sonj/71/Thriller 
with Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron. ★★★ 
9.00pm Star Trek: First Contact Syfy Sci-fi 
adventure starring Patrick Stewart, Brent 
Spiner and Alice Krige. (HD) ★★★★ 



1 0.00pm American Pie: The Wedding ITV2 
Teen comedy sequel starring Jason Biggs 
and Alyson Hannigan. (HD) ★ 

1 0.05pm Money Train AMC Action comedy 
starring Woody Harrelson. ★★ 

1 1 .00pm Drive Angry Spike Supernatural 
action thriller starring Nicolas Cage. ★★★ 

1 2.1 0am The Vanishing Syfy Suspense 
thriller starring Jeff Bridges. (HD) ★ 

1 .55am Play Channel 4 Swedish drama 
starring Kevin Vaz. Subtitled. (HD) ★★★ 



9.00 Starship Troopers 3: 
Marauder Sci-fi thriller 
sequel with Casper Van Dien. 
(2008,15, 105min) ★★★ 
11.10 Decoys 2: Alien 
Seduction Sci-fi horror 
thriller. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ 
1.05am Mardock Scramble: 
The First Compression 
Animated sci-fi adventure. 
(2010, 18, 65min) ★★ 

2.25 Mardock Scramble: 

The Second Combustion 
Sci-fi. (2011, 15, 61 min) ★★ 
3.45-6.00am Fools Rush In 
Comedy starring Matthew 
Perry. (1997 12, 109min) ★★ 



+1 hour 



7.00 Merry Kissmas! Romantic 
drama starring Karissa Staples 
and Brant Daugherty. 

9.00 Once Upon a Holiday 
Romantic drama, starring Tara 
Wilson and Sunita Prasad. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 A Perfect Christmas List 
Drama starring Ellen Hollman, 
Beth Broderick and Aaron 
Hill. (2014, U, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am Christmas Miracle 
Festive drama with Allison 
Hossack and Aaron Pearl. 
(2012, PG, 92min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am All About 
Christmas Eve Romantic 
drama starring Haylie Duff. 
(2012, PG,120min) ★★ 



7.10 Marine Raiders World War 
Two drama starring Robert 
Ryan and Ruth Hussey. 

( 1944, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 Massacre in Rome War 
drama with Richard Burton 
and Marcello Mastrioanni. 
(1973,15, 103min) ★★ 

11.10 Saints and Soldiers 
World War Two adventure 
starring Corbin Allred. 

(2003, 15, 87min) ★★★ 

1.00am Fast Jets The world's 
fastest and most agile aircraft. 
2.10-4.00am Universal 
Soldier II: Brothers in Arms 
Sci-fi action sequel starring 
Matt Battaglia and Gary 
Busey. (1998, 18, 95min) ★ 



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I VIRGIN 524 
HD 522 



6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
India v South Africa: The 
fifth day of the fourth and 
final Test from Delhi. (HD) 

12.00noon Football 
League Gold (HD) 

12.30pm Football Gold 

1.00 FL72 Goals (HD) 

2.00 Goals on Sunday 

Saturday's action. (HD) 

3.00 Ford Football 
Special Newcastle 
United v Liverpool. (HD) 

4.30 Fantasy Football 
Club - The Highlights 

Discussion show. (HD) 

5.00 Soccer AM: 

The Best Bits (HD) 

6.00 Joshua v Whyte: 
The Gloves Are Off (HD) 

6.30 Joshua v Whyte: 
Collision Course (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Ford Monday 
Night Football Everton 
V Crystal Palace: The 
Premier League fixture 
from Goodison Park. 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

11.00 Joshua V Whyte: 
Collision Course (HD) 

11.30Joshuav Whyte: 
The Gloves Are Off (HD) 

12.00m't FL72 Goals 
(HD) 1.00am LIVE NFL: 
Washington Redskins v 
Dallas Cowboys: Kick-off 
is at 1.30. (HD) 4.00 NFL 
- A Football Life (HD) 

5.00 Football League 
Gold (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football Gold (HD) 



6.00am Football League 
Gold (HD) 6.30 Football 
Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE 
- Raw (HD) 8.00 LIVE 
International Premier 
Tennis League: Indian 
Aces V UAE Royals, 
and Japan Warriors v 
Philippine Mavericks: Day 
two from the Mall of Asia 
Arena in Manila. (HD) 

2.30pm Sporting Greats 

3.30 Sporting Rivalries 

The rugby union rivalry 
between South Africa 
and New Zealand. (HD) 

4.00 WWE - Raw 

Wrestling action. (HD) 

6.00 Test Cricket India 
V South Africa: Action 
from the fifth day of 
the fourth and final 
Test at the Feroz Shah 
Kotia in Delhi. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Mosconi Cup 
Pool The opening day 
of the annual contest 
between the USA and 
Europe, held at The 
Tropicana Las Vegas 
hotel and casino. (HD) 

11.00 Test Cricket As 

shown at 6.00pm. (HD) 

12.00m't SPFL Round-Up 
(HD) 12.30am Fantasy 
Football Club - The 
Highlights (HD) 1.00 Ford 
Monday Night Football 
(HD) 3.30 Football 
League Gold (HD) 3.45 
Football Gold (HD) 4.00 
Soccer AM: The Best 
Bits (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 



6.00am Sporting Greats 

7.00 Sporting Heroes: 

Sir Clive Woodward 
Interviews Roy Hodgson 
(HD) 8.00 NFL -A 
Football Life (HD) 9.00 
NFL: Triple bill. (HD) 

12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes: Kriss Akabusi 
Interviews Daley 
Thompson (HD) 

I. 00pm NFL Triple bill 
of NFL action. (HD) 

4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Wayne Mardle 
Interviews Eric 
Bristow (HD) 

5.00 Sporting Greats 

5.30 Top 14 Rugby 
Union Highlights (HD) 

6.00 Game Changers (HD) 

6.30 Sporting Greats 

7.00 Top 14 Rugby Union 
Highlights (HD) 

7.30 LIVE National 
Badminton League 

Loughborough Sport v 
Team Derby: Coverage 
from the Sir David 
Wallace Arena. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late 
Night -Raw (HD) 

II. 00 Soccer AM: 

The Best Bits (HD) 

12.00m'tWWE From the 
Vault (HD) 1.00am LIVE 
WWE - Late Night - 
Raw: Wrestling coverage 
from America. (HD) 4.15 
WWE From the Vault 
(HD) 5.15-6.00am Sky 
Sports Boxing Gold (HD) 



6.00am PGA Tour Classic 

7.00 PGA Tour Classic 

8.00 Hero World 
Challenge Golf (HD) 

I. 00pm Australian PGA 
Championship Golf 

Action from day four at 
the Royal Pines Resort 
in Queensland. (HD) 

2.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge The fourth 
day at the Gary Player 
Country Club Course 
in South Africa. (HD) 

3.00 Sporting Greats 

Back-to-back editions. 

6.00 Trilby Tour Golf The 

International Grand Final 
at the Forest of Arden 
Country Club. (HD) 

7.25 LIVE La Liga 
Football Espanyol v 
Levante: The Spanish 
top-flight match at the 
Estadi Cornel la-EI Prat. 
Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 

9.30 La Liga Goals 

Action from Spain. (HD) 

10.30 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge As shown 
at 2.00pm. (HD) 

II. 30 Asian Tour Golf 

The Ho Tram Open: 
Action from the Ho Tram 
Strip, near Ho Chi Minh 
City in Vietnam. (HD) 

12.30am Nedbank Golf 
Challenge: As 2.00pm. 
(HD) 1.30 Trilby Tour 
Golf (HD) 3.00 PGA Tour 
Classic 4.00 PGA Tour 
Classic 5.00-6.00am 
PGA Tour Classic 



6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans 8.00 Goals 
on Sunday (HD) 9.00 
Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 9.30 Ford 
Football Special (HD) 

11.00 FL72 Goals (HD) 

12.00noon Eredivisie 
Football Action from 
the Netherlands. (HD) 

2.00pm Football’s 
Greatest Managers 

Profile of Rinus Michels. 

2.30 Football's Greatest 
Teams The Ajax team of 
the early 1970s. (HD) 

3.00 Eredivisie Football 

Asl2.00noon. (HD) 

5.00 Football’s Greatest 
Managers Double bill. 

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 

7.00 NFL Triple bill of 
NFL action. (HD) 

10.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Ellery Hanley Interviews 
Frank Bruno The former 
rugby league star meets 
the ex-boxer. (HD) 

11.00 Football’s Greatest 
Players Double bill. (HD) 

12.00m’t National 
Badminton League (HD) 
2.30am Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

3.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Ellery Hanley Interviews 
Frank Bruno (HD) 4.00 
Sporting Heroes: John 
Barnes Interviews John 
Conteh (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Football's 
Greatest Players 



7.30am Fencing: 

Highlights of the Grand 
Prix Series in Doha. 

(HD) 8.30 Snooker: 

UK Championship: As 
shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 

10.00 Biathlon (HD) 

11.30 Ski Jumping (HD) 

I. 00pm Showjumping 

Action from the third 
European Masters 
event in Paris. (HD) 

2.30 Alpine Skiing As 

shown at 6.30pm. (HD) 

4.30 Biathlon World 
Cup highlights from 
Ostersund, Sweden. (HD) 

5.30 Ski Jumping Action 
from the World Cup 
meeting in Lillehammer, 
Norway. (HD) 

6.30 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup highlights from Lake 
Louise, Canada. (HD) 

8.30 The Ronnie 
O’Sullivan Show With 
guest Judd Trump. (HD) 

9.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship 

Highlights of the final at 
the Barbican Centre in 
York, where the first 
player to win 10 frames 
would be crowned 
champion. (HD) 

II. 00 Strongest Man: 
Champions League 

Action from the recent 
event held in Portugal. 
12.00m’t Football's 
Greatest (HD) 12.30am 
Horse Racing 12.45- 
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6.00am Cross-Country 
Skiing 7.30 Biathlon 
(HD) 9.00 Ski Jumping 
(HD) 10.30 WATTS 
11.30 Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 

I. 30pm The Ronnie 
O’Sullivan Show With 
guest Judd Trump. (HD) 

2.00 Motorsport: 
Formula E The 

Putrajaya ePrix. (HD) 

3.00 World Rallycross 
Championship The final 
round of the season 
from Argentina. (HD) 

4.00 Macau Grand Prix 

Action from the 
motorcycle event. (HD) 

5.00 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica A review 
of the 2015 season. (HD) 

6.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship The final 
from the Barbican 
Centre in York. (HD) 

8.00 Strongest Man: 
Giants Live (HD) 

8.30 Luge World Cup 
highlights from Lake 
Placid in America. (HD) 

9.30 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup action from Lake 
Louise, Canada. (HD) 

10.30 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup action from Beaver 
Creek, America. (HD) 

II. 30 Fencing (HD) 
12.30am Eurosport News 

(HD) 5.00-7.00am 

Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 




6.00am Turkish Airlines 
Euroleague Basketball 
Magazine (HD) 6.30 
Vanarama National League 
Highlights (HD) 7.00 
Barclays Premier League 
Review (HD) 8.00 Premier 
League (HD) 9.30 
Premiership Rugby Union 
(HD) 10.30 Premiership 
Rugby Union (HD) 11.30 
Premiership Rugby Union 
(HD) 12.30pm Premiership 
Rugby Union (HD) 

1.30 European Football Show 
Highlights (HD) 3.30 
Vanarama National League 
Highlights (HD) 4.00 
French Ligue 1 Review (HD) 

5.00 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

5.30 Bundesliga Review 
(HD) 6.30 Ladbrokes SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 7.00 PSA 
Squash Highlights 8.00 
Rugby Tonight Live (HD) 

9.30 BT Sport Films (HD) 
10.00 Brasileirao (HD) 

11.00 Global Goals (HD) 

11.30 Snow Unleashed 
(HD) 12.00m'tSnow 
Unleashed (HD) 12.30am 
LIVE NBA: Miami Heatv 
Washington Wizards. (HD) 

3.00 UEFA Champions 
League Magazine (HD) 

3.30 Global Goals (HD) 

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(HD) 11.00 Hockey (HD) 
12.00noon Hockey China 

V Great Britain. (HD) 

I. 00pm Hockey Argentina 

V Australia. (HD) 

2.00 Barclays Premier 
League Review (HD) 

3.00 NBA Memphis Grizzlies 

V Phoenix Suns. (HD) 

5.00 Hockey The men’s 
final in Raipur, India. (HD) 

6.00 Barclays Premier 
League Review (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Emirates FA Cup 
Grimsby Town v 
Shrewsbury Town: 

The second-round tie 
from Blundell Park. 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 UFC - Ultimate 
Insider (HD) 

10.30 Emirates FA Cup 
Highlights of the best 
of the action from the 
second-round. (HD) 

II. 00 Hyundai A-League 
Central Coast Mariners v 
Melbourne City. (HD) 

12.30am Hyundai 
A-League (HD) 1.30 
Hyundai A-League (HD) 
3.00 Hyundai A-League 
(HD) 4.15 Hyundai 
A-League (HD) 5.45- 
6.00am Global Goals (HD) 



6.00am World Wide Sports 
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(HD) 9.30 Last Week, 

This Week (HD) 9.45 
College Football (HD) 

12.45pm College Football 
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3.45 College Football 
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6.45 College Basketball 
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8.30 Championship Drive 
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11.30 College Football Live 
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12.00m’t LIVE College 
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Bulls: From Hilton 
Coliseum in Ames. Tip-off 
is at 2.00. 4.00 College 
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Baseball Tonight Live 
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College Football Live (HD) 




6.00am Bundesliga 
7.30 Bundesliga (HD) 

9.00 Bundesliga (HD) 

10.00 Bundesliga (HD) 

11.00 Bundesliga (HD) 
12.00noon Bundesliga 

Ingolstadt 04 v TSG 
1899 Hoffenheim. (HD) 

I. 00pm Bundesliga VfL 
Wolfsburg v Borussia 
Dortmund. (HD) 

2.30 Bundesliga Action 
from VfB Stuttgart v 
Werder Bremen. (HD) 

3.30 Bundesliga (HD) 

4.30 Portuguese Primeira 
Liga Football FC Porto v 
Pacos de Ferreira. (HD) 

5.30 Portuguese Primeira 
Liga Football Maritime v 
Sporting Lisbon. (HD) 

6.30 Swiss Super League 
Action from FC Luzern 

V Young Boys. (HD) 

7.30 Swiss Super League 
FC ThunvFC Basel. (HD) 

8.30 European Football 
Show Highlights (HD) 

10.30 UEFA Champions 
League Magazine (HD) 

II. 00 UEFA Europa 
League Magazine (HD) 

12.00m’t Bundesliga (HD) 
1.00am Bundesliga (HD) 

2.00 Bundesliga (HD) 3.00 
Bundesliga (HD) 4.00 
Bundesliga (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Bundesliga (HD) 



6.50am Macau Grand Prix 
8.10 Lamborghini Super 
Trofeo 9.00 Asia Pacific 
Rally Championship 9.35 
Motorsport News Circuit 
Rally Championship 10.35 
All Wheel Drive Safari 
Championship 11.35 On 
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Donegal Harvest Rally. 

12.10pm Monza Rally 
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Action from Italy. 

2.15 Lamborghini Super 
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3.15 V8 Supercars Replay 
Another chance to see 
race three of the Coates 
Hire Sydney 500. 

6.25 Bike World The latest 
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two-wheel competitions. 

6.55 Formula Snow 
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the snowmobile race. 

9.00 2015 Autosport 
Awards Highlights of 
this year’s ceremony. 

11.40 Monza Rally Show 
Highlights From Italy. 

1.45am Motorsport News 
Circuit Rally Championship: 
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2.45 All Wheel Drive 
Safari Championship 
3.40 On the Limit 
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8.00 Formula 1 (HD) 

10.15 Formula 1 (HD) 
12.30pm GP2 Racing 
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6.00 Formula 1 (HD) 

7.00 FI Classic Races (HD) 

7.40 FI Classic Races 
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British FI GP Best Bits 
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1.30 Belgian FI GP Best 
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10.00 That's So Last Century 


7.00 Kids' Hospital at Christmas 


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9.00 Meet the Psychopaths 


10.00 CSI: Cyber 


7.00 The Simpsons 


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9.00 Blindspot 


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1 8.00 Midsomer Murders: Ghosts of Christmas Past 


10.00 Law & Order: UK 


7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 


9.00 Film: Game of Death 


7.00 ImpracticalJokers 


8.00 Friends 


9.00 The Middle 1 9.30 Undateable 


10.00 Lip Sync Battle 


7.00 The Librarians 


8.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files 


9.00 Lost Girl 


10.00 Continuum 


1 ◄ 6.50 Building the Dream 1 7.55 Grand Designs 


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8.00 Treehouse Masters 


9.00 The Pool Master 


10.00 Mountain Monsters 


7.00 Air Crash Investigation 


8.00 Drain the Titanic 


9.00 Great White Eaten Alive 


10.00 Warlords of Ivory 


7.00 Storage Wars 


8.00 Pawn Stars 


9.00 Storage Wars... 9.30 Storage Wars... 


10.00 Duck Dynasty 


7.00 Coast 


8.00 Edward VII: Prince of Pleasure 


9.00 Medieval Murder Mysteries 


10.00 Murder Maps 


7.00 MasterChef Australia 


8.00 Lottery Changed My Life 


9.00 Cyber Stalkers 


10.00 Untold Stories of the ER 


7.00 River Cottage Every Day 


8.00 Bargain Hunt 


9.00 DIY SOS 


10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 


7.00 Perfect 


8.00 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 


9.00 Jamie's Family Christmas 


10.00 Destination Flavour Christmas 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 


9.00 The High Hopes Choir 


10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 




10.00 Cake 


◄ 5.50 Into the Woods 


[8.00 The Maze Runner ] 


10.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 


1 ◄ 6.30 Forrest Gump 


1 9.00 Gone Girl 


1 ◄ 6.40 Sleeping Beauty 


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1 ◄ 6.25 Let It Snow 


8.00 Rio 2 {9.50 Step Up: All In 


◄ 6.45 Air Force One 1 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 


◄ 6.10 Life 8.00 Sex Tape 9.45 Grudge Match 


7.00 The Recruit 1 9.00 Shaft 


◄ 6.30 The Magic Reindeer 8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol 9.30 Batman Returns 


1 7.00 Edge of Tomorrow 


[ 9.00 The Matrix 


◄ 5.30 The Secret... 7.30 Inherent Vice 10.00 American Sniper 


◄ 6.55 Field of Dreams 


9.00 How 1 Live Now 


◄ 6.40 Operation Daybreak 


9.00 Buffalo Soldiers 


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7.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold 


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10.00 WWE - Smackdown 


7.00 Sportswomen 1 7.30 Asian Tour Golf 1 8.30 Sporting Greats 


9.00 Sportswomen 1 9.30 Golfing World 


10.00 Sky Poker - Live: Sky Poker Live 


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Homes Under the Hammer (S)(HD) 

11.00 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD) 
(AD) 11.45 Family Finders (S)(HD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
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3.10 Escape to the Country A property 
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3.40 James Martin - Home Comforts at 
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4.25 Flog It! In Leicestershire. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

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7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 EastEnders 

Kathy considers telling Ian the 
truth about Jane. (S)(HD)(AD) 

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8.00 Holby City 

Skin and Blister: Jesse is forced to 
relive tragic events fronn the past 
when he treats the seriously ill 
sister of a former patient, while 
Jac's brusque manner puts her 
at odds with Fran. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Capital 

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10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Local News (S) 

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10.35 Imagine: Carlos 
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Alan Yentob presents a profile of 
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as he embarks on a production of 
Carmen for the Royal Ballet. (S)(HD) 



11.45 Live at the Apollo 5/7. Katherine 
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12.15am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
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Comforts at Christmas (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 
Flog It! Trade Secrets (S)(R) 8.15 Sign 
Zone: Ireland with Simon Reeve (S)(R) 
(AD) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 

11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon 
Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in 
the Attic (S)(R) 1.45 Pressure Pad (S) 
(R)(HD) 2.30 The Great British Bake 
Off (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.30 The Great 
Antiques Map of Britain (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 The World's Most Photographed 
Focusing on Audrey Hepburn. (S)(R) 

4.30 Wogan: The Best Of (S)(R) 

5.15 Bargain Hunt Two teams compete 
in Peterborough. (S)(R)(AD) 

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes 
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7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 

Downton Abbey star Phyllis Logan 
and her actor husband Kevin 
McNally travel through Kent to an 
auction in Greenwich. (S)(R)(HD) 



8.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals 

13/21. The remaining chefs cook off 
against one another for the first time 
and have to create one outstanding 
dish in an Invention Test as they vie 
to reach the next round. (S)(HD) 

■ Continues tomorrow 

9.00 The Great Pottery 
Throw Down 

SERIES FINALE 6/6 The four 
remaining potters compete in the 
final and their challenges include 
making an original 12-piece tea 
set out of porcelain. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Mock the Week 

Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe, Ed Gamble 
and Nathan Caton join Dara 0 Bhain, 
Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons for 
the topical comedy show. (S)(R)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 



11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 

11.15 Race to Super Bowl 50 Action 
from week 13 of the regular season, 
with matches including New York 
Giants v New York Jets, and Minnesota 
Vikings v Seattle Seahawks. (S)(HD) 
12.05am This is Tottenham Behind 
the scenes at the Tottenham MP's 
advice surgery. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.05- 3.05 Sign Zone: The Hunt 
(S)(R)(AD) 2.05 The Naked Choir 
with Gareth Malone (S)(R)(AD) 

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6.00am Good Morning Britain Leona 
Lewis chats about her new album / Am 
and her 2016 tour dates. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 

10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 

12.30pm Loose Women With Hollywood 

star Burt Reynolds. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Judge Rinder More real-life 
cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 

3.00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show 
hosted by Vernon Kay. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Game show 
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 




7.00 Emmerdale 

Sam becomes consumed by 
jealousy. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 NEW The Royal 
Variety Performance 

Jack Whitehall hosts the entertainment 
extravaganza from the Royal Albert 
Hall in the presence of Prince Harry. 
Featuring performances by Elton 
John, Kylie Minogue, One Direction, 
Jeff Lynne's ELO, The Corrs, Ricky 
Martin, Brandon Flowers, Little Mix, 
Beverley Knight, Josh Groban, Kacey 
Musgraves, Cirque du Soleil and 
the cast of musical Mary Poppins. 
Plus, comedy from Chris Ramsey, 
Romesh Ranganathan and Matt 
Forde, and a performance by 
Britain's Got Talent winners Jules, 
Matisse and Friends. (S)(HD) 



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10.35 Local News (S) 

10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show 

8/11. American actor Burt Reynolds 
and Star Trek and Mission: Impossible 
star Simon Pegg join the host. Plus, 
music from Coldplay. (S)(R)(HD) 



11.50 Freeze Out Quiz show on ice hosted 
by Mark Durden-Smith. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.40am Jackpot247 

3.00 Loose Women (R)(HD) 

3.45 ITV Nightscreen 

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6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.35- 

9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 
(S)(R) 9.00 Frasier (S)(R) 10.00 
Undercover Boss USA (S) 11.00 
Jamie's Comfort Food (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.00noon News (S)(HD) 

12.05-2.10pm Come Dine with Me The 
first dinner party in Cardiff. (S)(R)(HD) 
12.35 A rugby fan hosts. (S)(R)(HD) 
1.05 An African-inspired menu. (S)(R) 
(HD) 1.40 The final night of the 
competition in Cardiff. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (S)(HD) 

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three 
pairs in Merseyside compete. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Pete encourages 

Cleo to keep quiet. (S)(HD)(AD) 




8.00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 



7.00 News (S)(HD) 



7.55 The Political Slot 

Political comment from SNR 
MR Brendan O'Hara. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Kirstie's Handmade 
Christmas 

2/3. Kirstie Allsopp visits Austria to 
celebrate the 50th anniversary of 
The Sound of Music and learns how 
to make mulled wine and traditional 
baked tree decorations. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated on Thursday on 4seven 

9.00 NEW 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 
Countdown Christmas Special 

Jimmy Carr hosts a festive edition of 
the comedy panel quiz show, with 
Johnny Vegas and Sean Lock taking 
on Jon Richardson and Katherine 
Ryan. Plus, David O'Doherty helps 
out in Dictionary Corner. (S)(HD) 

10.00 NEW SERIES 
That's So Last Century 

1/3. Celebrities reacquaint 
themselves with the gadgets and 
games of their childhoods, including 
lo-fi video games and a television 
with no remote control. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated on Thursday on 4seven 

11.00 Tattoo Fixers Sketch meets Gaz, 
who has his best friend's initials in a 
rather intimate place. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.05am Poker (S)(HD) 1.00 KOTV 
Boxing Weekly (S)(HD) 1.25 Gillette 
World Sport (S)(HD) 1.55 The Grid (S) 
(R)(HD) 2.20 World Superbike Review 
of the Year (S)(R) 2.50 Challenge 
Mallorca (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 You Deserve 
This House (S)(R)(HD) 4.10 Location, 
Location, Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Deal or No Deal (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



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hC 105/171 



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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.45 FILM The Christmas Spirit 

Fantasy starring Nicollette Sheridan. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PG, lOSnnin) ★★ 
1.30pm News(S)(HD) 

1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.05 FILM All I Want for Christmas 
Festive dranna with Melissa Sagenniller. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PG, lOOnnin) ★★ 

3.45 FILM A Bride for Christmas 
Romantic drama starring Ariel le 
Kebbel and Andrew W Walker 
(S)(HD)(2012, PG,105min)^^ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Neighbours After a heart-to- 
heart, Brad and Terese decide that 
too much damage has been done 
and the best thing to do is for Brad 
to move out. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News(S)(HD) 




7.00 Kids' Hospital 
at Christmas 

Docunnentary following life at 
Royal Manchester Children's 
Hospital. An eight-year-old girl 
prepares to undergo a kidney 
transplant. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 NEW Crackers 
About Christmas 

Eccentric people who are always 
in the festive holiday spirit, 
including a man who celebrates 
Christmas every day. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Friday on 5^ 

9.00 NEW SERIES 
Meet the Psychopaths 

1/3. Documentary exploring 
the nature of psychopaths, 
beginning with case studies of 
serial killers Joanna Dennehy 
and Dennis Nilsen and murderer 
John Cannan. (S)(HD) 

10.00 CSI: Cyber 

Ghost in the Machine: 11/13. 
Following a teenager's death, the 
team tracks down a killer who 
hacks popular online games to 
convince vulnerable teenagers 
to deliver weapons. (S)(HD) 

10.55 Law & Order: 

Special Victims Unit 
Vaientine's Day: 18/23. A 
businessman's wife is raped and 
kidnapped during a video call with 
her husband. (Series 13) (S)(HD) 

11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims 
Unit 19/23. (Series 13) (S)(HD) 
12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: 
Behind Closed Doors (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 
Divine Designs (S)(SL)(R) 4.45- 
6.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 



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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (R)(AD) 
7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) 9.00 
All Aboard: East Coast Trains (S) 
(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 
Double bill. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00noon The Last Ship Dead 
Reckoning: 3/10. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00pm The Last Ship We'll Get 
77?ere.-4/10.(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 

5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama All the Presidents' 
Heads: The crew embarks on a 
time-travelling adventure. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons Homer's Enemy: 
Homer makes a bitter enemy. (R) 




7.00 The Simpsons 

Two Bad Neighbours: Former US 
President George Bush Sr 
moves in across the street. (S)(R) 
7.30 Scenes from the Class 
Struggle in Springfield: The family 
visits a country club, but it has a 
disturbing effect on Marge. (S)(R) 

8.00 The Flash 

NEW EPISODE Legends of Today: 
8/23. In the first part of a 
crossover with Arrow, Barry heads 
to Star City to ask Oliver Queen 
for help when immortal evil-doer 
Vandal Savage sets his sights on 
Kendra Saunders. (Series 2) (S) 

9.00 Micky Flanagan's 
Detour de France 

3/4. Micky and Noel Lynch 
continue their French journey, 
stopping off at a hospital that once 
treated Vincent van Gogh and 
meeting ex-Formula One driver 
David Coulthard. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 
NEW EDITION 15/20 
Documentary following the work 
of Ireland's border force officers as 
they fight to stop gangs of organised 
smugglers from bringing in drugs, 
money, guns and cars. (AD) 

■ Repeated on Thursday on Sky2 

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 A la La Aku (From 
This Day Forward): 4/22. A wedding 
guest is killed. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m't 
Hawaii Five-0 Kupu'eu (Fallen Hero): 
5/22. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) 
2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(AD) 3.00 
Brit Cops: Rapid Response (S)(R) 
(AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S) 

(R) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) 
5.00-6.00am UK Border Force 
A man i s dep orted. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 



SCOTLAND 
8.00-9.00pm River City 

N. IRELAND 
10.35pm Spotlight 11.05 
Imagine: Carlos Acosta - 
Cuba Calls 12.10am Live at 
the Apollo 12.40 Have I 
Got a Bit More News for You 
1.25-6.00am BBC News 

WALES 

10.35pm Wales in the 
Eighties 11.05 Imagine: 
Carlos Acosta - Cuba Calls 
12.15am Live at the Apollo 
12.45 Weather for the 
Week Ahead 12.50- 
6.00am BBC News 



SCOTLAND 
10.30pm Scotland 2015 
11.00 Newsnight 11.40 
Weather 11.45 Ebrpa 
12.15-1.05am Race to 
Super Bowl 50 

N. IRELAND 
10.00-1 0.30pm True 
North: Wonder Women 
11.15 Stormont Today 11.45 
Race to Super Bowl 50 

12.35- 6.00am BBC News 

WALES 

I. 45pm am.pm 2.35 
Coast 3.00 Pressure Pad 
3.45 The Great British 
Bake Off 4.45-5.15 The 
Great Antiques Map of 
Britain 11.15 It's My Shout: 
Short Films from Wales 

II. 25 Race to Super 
Bowl 50 12.15am Coast 

12.35- 1.05am Sign 
Zone: The VW Emissions 
Scandal - Panorama 



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Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn 
Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C 
a'r Tywydd 3.00 Arfordir 
Cymru: Llyn 3.30 Rhestr 
Gyda Huw Stephens 4.00 
Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 

6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 

7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a 
Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 
8.25 Babi Del: Ward Geni 

9.00 Newyddion 9 a'r 
Tywydd 9.30 O'r Galon: 
Teulu 10.00 35 Diwrnod 

II. 00 Dim Ond y Gwir 
11.35pm-6.00am 

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The bumper 
Christmas issue 
of the magazine 
with listings for 
19December- 
1 January is in 
shops now! 



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7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy 
Clarkson and James May 
learn about China's expanding 
car industry, and Richard 
Hammond immerses himself 
in the world of Nascar 
at a race in Texas. With 
guest Matt LeBlanc. (HD) 

8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 

A music fan plans every 
aspect of his wedding to 
his free-spirited bride-to-be. 
9.00 NEW EDITION 7/8 
A party animal groom aims 
to impress his perfectionist 
bride-to-be with a Bollywood- 
inspired extravaganza, but 
she is dreaming of a stylish 
vintage wedding. (HD) 

10.00 EastEnders 

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 Russell Howard's 
Good News Extra The 

comedian presents an 
extended look at stories 
dominating the media. (HD) 

11.15pm-12.45am Family Guy 
(HD) 12.45am Don't Tell the 
Bride (HD) 1.45 Reggie Yates's 
Extreme UK: Gay & Under 
Attack (HD) 2.45 Sunny D 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am Don't Tell 
the Bride: As 9.00pm. (SL) 



BBC4 



SKYITG |7Q^F’VIEW9 FSATT48 
HD116/211 EIMl HD106 



7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 The Boats That Built 
Britain 1/6. Profiles of ships 
that played important roles in 
the development of Britain. 

8.00 The Fisherman's 
Apprentice with Monty 
Hails 4/6. The writer and 
explorer examines the impact 
of deep-sea trawlers on the 
marine environment. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 NEW SERIES Blood 
and Gold: The Making of 
Spain with Simon Sebag 
Montefiore 1 13. Exploring 
the history of Spain, starting 
with the first invaders. (HD) 

10.00 Dan Cruickshank: 
Resurrecting History - 
Warsaw Dan returns to his 
childhood home. (HD)(AD) 

11.00 Building Burma's Death 
Railway: Moving Half the 
Mountain (HD) 12.00m't 
Britain's Outlaws: Highwaymen, 
Pirates and Rogues (HD)(AD) 
1.00am The Real Bonnie and 
Clyde (HD) 2.00 The Fisherman's 
Apprentice with Monty Halls (HD) 
(AD) 3.00-4.00am Blood and 
Gold: The Making of Spain with 
Simon Sebag Montefiore (SL) 



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HD 118/225 


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HD176 1 





6.00am Nicole Scherzinger: The 
Hot Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally 
Bonkers Guinness World 
Records (HD) 6.35 Psych (HD) 
7.20 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 

7.50 Coronation Street (HD) 
(AD) 8.50 The Cube (HD) 

9.50 Psych (HD) 10.40 All Star 
Family Fortunes Christmas 
Special (HD) 11.45 You've Been 
Framed! 12.10pm Emmerdale 
(HD)(AD) 12.40 Coronation 
Street (HD)(AD) 1.40 Catchphrase 
Celebrity Special (HD) 2.40- 
6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 
(HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder(HD) 

7.00 You've Been Framed! 

Double bill of comical clips. 

8.00 Two and a Half Men 

16/24. Judith goes on holiday, 
leaving Jake with Alan. (HD) 
8.30 17/24. Charlie discovers 
his new doctor is a beautiful 
woman. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Dark Knight 

Dark comic-book action 
thriller starring Christian Bale, 
Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart 
and Maggie Gyllenhaal. 

Masked vigilante Batman 
encounters a dangerous new 
adversary when fiendish 
criminal mastermind The 
Joker unleashes a wave of 
violent anarchy. (HD)(AD) 
(2008, 12, 152min) ★★★★ 

12.00m't Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 1.00am The Vampire 
Diaries (HD)(AD) 1.50- 
2.15am Totally Bonkers 
Guinness World Records (HD) 




★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 



6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 
Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 
(AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How 
I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

4.00 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How 
I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

6.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HD)(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE 

7/13. When Andrew finds 
an old demo tape of Zelda 
singing, she confesses that 
she wonders if she missed 
out on the chance to 
become a singer (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

Double bill. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 Empire NEW EPISODE 

Et Tu, Brute? ]0I]S. Lucious 
makes a play for a streaming 
service. (Series 2) (HD)(AD) 

10.00 NEW SERIES 

Tripped 1/4. Comedy drama 
set in parallel universes 
starring Blake Harrison 
and George Webster 
See feature, page 17 (HD) 
10.50 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 11.50 Gogglebox (HD) 
12.55am Rude Tube (HD) 

2.00 How I Met Your Mother 
(HD)(AD) 2.45 Empire (HD) 
(AD) 3.30 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.15- 
6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 



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SKY LIVING 



SKY 107 
HD 107/221 



VIRGIN 112 
HD 111 



6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 
7.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill. 8.00 The Real 
A&E: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 
UK Border Force (HD) 

10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue: 
Double bill. 11.00 CSI (HD) 
12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 
(HD) 1.00pm Criminal 
Minds: Double bill. (HD) 

3.00 CSI: Double bill. (HD) 
4.55 Customs UK (HD) 5.55 
Nothing to Declare 6.25 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 



My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia 

(started at 6.25pm) 



8.00 CS\ Bully for You: 
4/23. Sara and Nick 
struggle to identify the 
decomposing remains of 
a man’s body found in a 
bag. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Blindspot NEW 
EPISODE eg/?tS/ym 
Grins: 3/22. A jewel 
thief is captured with 
the same Navy Seal 
tattoo as Jane's. (HD) 

10.00 Criminal Minds 

The Perfect Storm: 

3/23. A pair of killers 
appear to work in 
unison. (Series 2) (HD) 

11.00 The Blacklist (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.50am 
Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI 
(HD) 4.20 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Nothing to Declare 



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SKY 108 
HD 108/222 



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6.00-9.05am Seinfeld: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
9.05 Star Trek: Enterprise 
(Series 4) (HD) 10.00 The 
West Wing (Series 2) (HD) 

11.00 Cold Case (Series 2) 

(HD) 12.00noon Blue Bloods 
(HD) 2.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (Series 2) (HD) 3.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 5.00 
The West Wing (Series 2) 

(HD) 6.00 Cold Case: 

Factory Girls: 2/23. (Series 2) 




5.00 The West Wing 



7.00 Blue Bloods Drawing 
Dead: 7/22. The NYPD 
comes under increased 
scrutiny when one of its 
officers shoots and kills 

a 14-year-old boy. (HD) 

8.00 Justice Served: 
8/22. Frank tries to 
persuade mob lawyer 
Angelo Gallo to testify 
against one of his 
clients. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Game of Thrones 

Hardhome: 8/10. Arya 
makes progress in her 
training, and Sansa 
confronts an old 
friend. (Series 5) (HD) 



10.10 The South Bank Show: 
With Game of Thrones author 
George RR Martin. (HD) 

11.10 Silicon Valley (HD) 
12.20am Nurse Jackie (HD) 
1.30 The Knick 2.30 Cold 
Case (HD) 3.30 Curb Your 
Enthusiasm 4.10 Star Trek: 
Enterprise (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 



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7.00am dinnerladies 7.30 The 
Thin Blue Line 8.05 Last of 
the Summer Wine 9.05 
Open All Hours 9.45 Porridge 
10.25 The Best of Tommy 
Cooper 10.55 The Thin Blue 
Line 11.35 dinnerladies 
12.15pm Only Fools and Horses 
1.35 Cheers 2.00 My Family 
Christmas Special 3.05 Last of 
the Summer Wine 4.10 Open 
All Hours 4.50 Porridge 5.25 
The Green Green Grass 6.30 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 




11.15 Knowing Me... 



7.00 Only Fools and 
Horses Del buys a book 
to show him how to make 
positive decisions, but it 
only succeeds in helping 
the Trotters' finances 
hit an all-time low 
8.20 dinnerladies 
Twinkle and Stan spoil 
Petula’s Christmas plans. 



9.05 The Royle Family 

Almost seven years 
have passed since Baby 
David's christening, but 
Jim is still setting the 
world to rights from his 
armchair and Denise 
is pregnant again. 

10.20 Harry Enfield and His Yule 
Log Chums 11.15 Knowing 
Me, Knowing Yule - With Alan 
Partridge 12.10am The Royle 
Family 1.25 Harry Enfield and 
His Yule Log Chums 2.15 
Knowing Me, Knowing Yule 
- With Alan Partridge 
3.00-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



DAVE 



SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 






7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 
Storage Hunters: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 8.10 
Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

9.00 American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Storage Hunters UK: 
Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Top 
Gear (HD) 1.00pm Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 

2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 Top Gear: Double bill 
of the series. (HD) 6.00 
Ice Road Truckers (HD) 




7.00 American Pickers 

The guys visit a museum 
in Louisiana dedicated to 
Bonnie and Clyde, and 
examine a collection of 
rock memorabilia. (HD) 

8.00 Storage Hunters UK 
NEW EDITION 5/10 
Linda needs help in 
Carmarthen. (HD) 

8.30 The bidders visit 
Birmingham. (HD) 

9.00 Ql XL Sarah Millican, 
Ross Noble, Colin Lane 
and Alan Davies answer 
questions about animals 
on the first show of the 
quiz's 'L series. (HD) 

10.00 Crackanory NEW 
EDITION 2 6 With 
Catherine Tate and 
Richard Ayoade. (HD) 

10.40 Would I Lie to You? (HD) 
12.00m't Not Going Out 
(HD) 12.40am Crackanory 
(HD) 1.20 Ql XL (HD) 2.20 
Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 
Only Connect 3.25-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



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6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 
George and Mildred 6.35 
Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She 
Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the 
Heart Is 9.35-10.55 Judge 
Judy: Triple bill. 10.55 A Touch 
of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 
2.00 Wycliffe (HD) 3.10 Where 
the Heart Is 4.15 On the 
Buses 5.20 George and 
Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat: 
Nowhere Man. 6.55 Murder, 
She Wrote: Mirror, Mirror, on 
the Wall -Part Two. {HD) 




Murder, She Wrote 

(started at 6.55pm) 



8.00 Midsomer Murders: 
Ghosts of Christmas 
Past A family's reunion 
takes a sinister turn when 
a Christmas cracker riddle 
warns that two of them 
will die before midnight 
on Boxing Day. Guest 
stars Haydn Gwynne 
and Margery Mason. 



10.00 Law & Order: UK 

Safe from Harm: 2/8. 

A psychiatrist is stabbed 
to death. (Series 8) (HD) 



11.05 Cold Blood II 12.40am 

Wycliffe (HD) 1.40-2.30am 
Where the Heart Is 



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6.00am Football's Greatest: 
Paul Gascoigne (HD) 6.10 
The Professionals 7.00 
Minder 7.55 Alias Smith 
and Jones 9.35 Gunsmoke 
10.40 The Professionals 11.45 
Kojak(HD) 12.50pm Minder 

1.55 Pawn Stars: Double 
bill. (HD) 2.50 Gunsmoke 

3.55 Alias Smith and Jones 
4.55 The Professionals: 

Operation Susie. 6.00 Kojak: 
Money Back Guarantee: Theo 
sets up an intricate trap. (HD) 




6.00am Obese: A Year to 
Save My Life USA 7.00 
Four Weddings 8.00 
Chopper Squad 10.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

11.00 Styled to Rock 
12.00noon Britain & 
Ireland's Next Top Model 

1.00pm The Biggest Loser: 
Australia 2.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 3.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

4.00 Nothing to Declare 

5.00 The Steve Wilkos 
Show 6.00 Four Weddings 

7.00 The Steve Wilkos 
Show 8.00 Nothing to 
Declare 9.00 NY Med 

10.00 Sin Cities Unleashed 

11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am 
Sin Cities Unleashed 
1.30 Inside Spearmint 
Rhino 2.00 Red Shoe 
Diaries 2.40 Most 
Shocking 3.30 Most 
Haunted Extra 4.00 Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 5.00- 
6.00am Animal 999 



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6.00am Andromeda 8.00 
Star-Crossed 9.00 Are 
You Smarter Than a 
10 Year Old? 10.00 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00noon Monkey Life 

I. 00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 

2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 

3.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.00 Brighton Beach 
Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life 

6.00 Stargate SG-1 

7.00 Stargate SG-1 

8.00 Bring the Noise 

9.00 You, Me and the 
Apocalypse 10/10. 

Jamie tries to rescue 
Layla from his evil twin. 

10.00 Ross Kemp: 
Extreme World Ross 
takes a trip to Lebanon. 

II. 00 Brit Cops: Rapid 
Response 12.00m't Road 
Wars 1.00am Legends 
(HD) 2.00 Nothing to 
Declare 4.00 Road Wars 
5.00-6.00am One 
Hundred and Eighty! 



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6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 
Haunted 8.00 Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 
Monkey Life 9.30 Monkey 
Thieves 10.00 Border 
Security: Canada's Front 
Line 10.30 To Catch a 
Smuggler: JFK Airport 
11.30 Road Wars 
12.30pm The Jerry 
Springer Show 2.00 
Nothing to Declare 3.00 
Border Security USA 

4.00 Road Wars 6.00 
The Dog Whisperer 

7.00 Monkey Life NEW 
EDITION 7.30 Monkey 
Thieves 8.00 Stargate 
Atlantis 9.00 A Haunting 

10.00 Z Nation NEW 
EPISODE 11.00 Nothing 
to Declare 12.00m't 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line 1.00am Road 
Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 

3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 
Most Haunted 5.00- 
6.00am Motorway Patrol 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Hollywood 
Treasure (HD) 7.00 
Neighbourhood Blues 
(HD) 8.00 MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 9.30 
Choccywoccydoodah 
(HD) 10.00 The Bill 

11.00 Pointless 
12.00noon MasterChef 

Australia (HD) 1.30pm 
Choccywoccydoodah 
(HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) 

4.00 The Bill 5.00 
Tipping Point (HD) 6.00 
CSI: NY (Series 2) (HD) 

7.00 CSI: NY (HD) 

8.00 MasterChef 
Australia NEW EDITION 
Culinary challenge. (HD) 

9.00 Grimm NEW 
EPISODE 7y?e/?at/C/hg.- 
5/22. Fantasy crime 
drama. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 Code Black (HD) 

11.00 CSI: NY (HD) 1.00am 
Grimm (HD) 2.35- 
3.00am Oddities (HD) 

■ 



ALIBI 



7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles (HD) 1.00pm 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 

3.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(HD) 5.00 Castle (HD) 

7.00 Crossing Lines (HD) 

8.00 Lie to Me 
Undercover: 11/13. 

The team investigates 
a racially controversial 
case. (Series 1) (HD) 

9.00 Criminal Minds: 
Suspect Behaviour Two 
ofaKind:M^3. Cooper 
and his Red Cell group 
are called to Cleveland to 
look into a number of 
child abductions. (HD) 

10.00 Lie to Me (HD) 

11.00 Crossing Lines 
(HD) 12.00m't Castle 
(HD) 2.00-4.00am 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 



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9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 
9.10 The Only Way Is 
Essex (HD) 10.00 May 
the Best House Win (HD) 

11.00 Peter Andre's 
60 Minute Makeover 
(HD) 12.05pm The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

1.00 Flipping Out 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of Miami (HD) 3.00 The 
Millionaire Matchmaker 
(HD) 4.00 The Real 
Housewives of Beverly 
Hills: Double bill. (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 

8.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

9.00 Real Housewives 
of New York City (HD) 

10.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 

11.00 Below Deck (HD) 
11.55pm-12.50am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

VIRG QS3 

120 ^fffl 



7.00 Pawn Stars A pirate’s 
peg leg is brought 

into the shop. (HD) 

7.30 Examining lost 
footage of President 
Franklin Roosevelt. (HD) 

8.00 The Chase: 

Celebrity Special 

Jo Whiley, Georgia Taylor, 
Jake Canuso and Marcus 
Brigstocke try to win big 
money for charity. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Game of 
Death Thriller starring 
Wesley Snipes. A CIA 
agent begins playing 

a dangerous game 
when he becomes an 
undercover bodyguard 
to an arms dealer. (HD) 
(2010, 15, 93min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.05 FILM Hard to Kill: Thriller 
starring Steven Seagal. (HD) 
(1990,18, 92min) ★★★ 
1.05-2.45am FILM Child's 
Play 3: Horror thriller sequel. 
(HD) (1991, 18, 89min)^ 





VIRGIN WSI 
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ITV ENCORE 




1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 
9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 
9.55 The Memoirs 
of Sherlock Holmes 
(HD) 10.55 Heartbeat 
11.50 Peak Practice 
12.55pm Kavanagh QC 

2.25 Life Begins 3.25 
Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 
Downstairs 5.35 The 
Memoirs of Sherlock 
Holmes (HD) 6.50 Agatha 
Christie's Poirot (HD) 

7.55 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot The Yellow Iris. (HD) 

9.00 Grantchester (HD) 

10.00 The Frankenstein 
Chronicles The Fortunes 
of War: 4/6. Marlott takes 
Pritty to meet the men 
who kill for money. (HD) 

11.00 Agatha Christie's 
Marple: A Caribbean 
Mystery. (HD) 1.00am 
Prey (HD) 2.05 Cold Feet 
3.05 Life Begins 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 






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COMEDY CENTRAL 



SKY 112 

HD 112/205 



VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 



8.00am Malcolm in the 
Middle: Double bill. (HD) 

9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 
Malcolm in the Middle (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
2.00pm ImpracticalJokers: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 
back episodes, including at: 

6.30 16/24. An argument 
with Chandler prompts Joey 
to move out of the flat. (HD) 




7.00 Impractical Jokers 

The guys pitch some 
crazy inventions. (HD) 
7.30 The loser presents 
a seminar, while the rest 
teach art classes. (HD) 

8.00 Friends 17/24 
Rachel begins to feel 
smothered by Ross. (HD) 
8.30 18/24. Eddie 
becomes increasingly 
annoying. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 The Middle NEW 
EPISODE (Series 7) (HD) 

9.30 Undateable NEW 
EPISODE 11/13 
Justin and Danny’s 
friendship is tested. (HD) 

10.00 Up Sync Battle: John 
Legend takes on Common. 
(HD) 10.30 John Krasinski 
takes on Anna Kendrick. (HD) 

11.00 ImpracticalJokers (HD) 
12.00m't The Daily Show NEW 

EDITION (HD) 12.30am 
ImpracticalJokers (HD) 

1.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 
Workaholics 2.00 Friends 
(HD)3.00-5.00amTwo 
and a Half Men (HD) 



CBS ACTION 



9.00am JAG 10.00 
MacGyver 11.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm CSI 2.00 
Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 
4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 
JAG 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 NCIS Sw/tc/i.- 5/24. The 
team uncovers a case of 
identity theft. (Series 3) 

8.00 Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine The Search 
- Part One: M26. Sisko 
sets off for the Gamma 
Quadrant. (Series 3) 

9.00 Ultimate Force 
The Class ofl980: 

3/4. Henno takes on 
al-Qaeda. (Series 3) 

10.10 Bad Girls Tough Love: 
12/16. Maxi refuses to 
end the protest. (Series 3) 

II. 15 Walker, Texas Ranger 
12.10am CSI 1.05 Bad 
Girls 2.10 Hack 3.10 
CSI 4.00 Walker, 

Texas Ranger 4.45- 
6.00am Hawaii Five-0 



SYFY 



SKY 114 

HD 114/201 



VIRGIN 135 
HD 165 



6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 

7.00 Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer (Series 1 ) 8.00 
Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine (Series 4) 
12.00noon Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (HD) 1.00pm 
Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 
FILM Robin Hood: Beyond 
Sherwood: Fantasy. (HD) 
(2009,15, 93min) ★★ 

4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 6.00 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 




7.00 The Librarians And 

The Infernal Contract: 
6/10. Baird tries to help a 
friend who has become 
embroiled in a Satanic 
scandal. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Fact or Faked: 
Paranormal Files 

Recreating the Heflin 
UFO photographs, 
taken by a man in 
California in 1965. (HD) 

9.00 Lost Girl NEW 
EPISODE 44 Minutes To 
Save The World: 9/16. Bo 
tries to contain Iris, whose 
killer touch is wreaking 
havoc. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 Continuum NEW 
EPISODE Zero Hoi/r 4/6. 
Kiera and Brad are at 
loggerheads after the 
infiltration. (Series 4) (HD) 

11.00 FILM Twelve Monkeys: 
Sci-fi fantasy. (HD) (1995, 

15, 129min) ★★★★★ 
1.50am Lost Girl (HD) 2.50 
Continuum (HD) 3.50- 
6.00am Haven (HD) 






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8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 
Building the Dream (HD) 
11.05 FILM Stagecoach: 
Western remake. (HD) 

(1966, PG,114min) ★★ 
1.25pm Time Team 3.35 Nazi 
Megastructures (HD) 4.40 
A Place in the Sun: Home or 
Away (HD) 5.45 A Place in 
the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 
6.50 Building the Dream: 

A couple plan to build a home 
in Hertfordshire in the style 
of a Georgian rectory. (HD) 




11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats... 



7.55 Grand Designs 

A couple transform a 
1960s forester's lodge 
into a unique Japanese 
home, complete with a 
tatami room and sliding 
paper walls. (HD) 

9.00 Building the Dream 
NEW EDITION 3/9 

Charlie Luxton comes to 
the aid of a Lancashire 
couple who are trying to 
build a bungalow (HD) 

10.00 24 Hours in A&E 

A tree surgeon is rushed 
in after a fall. (HD) 

11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 
Countdown (HD) 12.10am 
Ramsay's Hotel Hell (HD) 
1.10 24 Hours in A&E 
(HD) 2.15 Salvage SOS 
NEW EDITIONS (HD) 3.10- 
3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 



UNIVERSAL 



FOX 






VIRGIN 157 
HD 199 



6.00am NumbSrs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 
(HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) 

11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 2) 
(HD) 12.00noon NCIS (HD) 
2.00pm Law & Order 
(Series 13) (HD) 3.00 Major 
Crimes: Double bill of the 
series. (Series 2) (HD) 

5.00 Sea Patrol: Soft Target: 
13/16. (Series 4) (HD) 6.00 
CSI: Miami: Slow Burn: 14/24. 
Two bodies are found in the 
Everglades. (Series 2) (HD) 






7.00 NCIS A Weak Link: 
22/23. A Navy Seal falls 
to his death while training 
for a mission, and analysis 
of his equipment reveals 
it was sabotaged. (HD) 

S.OO Reveille: 23123. 
Gibbs faces an old 
adversary who has 
re-emerged with a plan 
to assassinate the US 
president. (Series 1 ) (HD) 

9.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit Melancholy 
Pursuit: The hunt for a 
missing girl takes an 
emotional toll on Sgt 
Dodds. (Series 17) (HD) 

10.00 Battle Creek 
NEW EPISODE 

Stockholm: 10/13. Russ 
is taken hostage. (HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am 
Law & Order: Special Victims 
Unit (HD) 3.00 Law & Order 
(HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 



8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 

9.00 Monk (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent (Series 7) (HD) 11.00 
The Mentalist (Series 2) (HD) 

1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. 

(HD) 3.00 Burn Notice (HD) 

4.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent (Series 7) (HD) 

5.00 The Mentalist: His Red 
Right Hand: 8/23. (HD) 6.00 
A Price Above Rubles: 9/23. 
The agents investigate a 
robbery. (Series 2) (HD) 



SKY ARTS 



VIRGIN 122 
HD 206 

6.00am Highlights 10.15 
Falsifyin' 11.00 Landscape 
Artist of the Year (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm 

Tales of the Unexpected 
2.00pm Cinderella: Dutch 
National Ballet (HD) 4.10 
Beethoven: The Complete 
String Quartets (HD) 

5.00 National Trust: 

National Treasures (HD) 

6.15 Sadler's Wells on Screen: 
Shift 6.35 Sadler's Wells on 
Screen: Solo 6.45 Sadler's 
Wells on Screen: Two 




7.00-10.00 HC\S Up in 

Smoke: 23/24. The 
investigators try to catch 
fugitive terrorist Harper 
Dearing. Guest stars 
Richard Schiff. (HD) 

5.00 Till Death Do Us 
Part: 24/24. Gibbs takes 
desperate measures as 
he tries to track down 
elusive terrorist Harper 
Dearing. (Series 9) (HD) 

9.00 Neverland: 24/24. 
The team investigates a 
global terrorist group that 
is recruiting teens via the 
internet. (Series 12) (HD) 



10.00 American 
Horror Story: Hotel 
NEW EPISODE The Ten 

Commandments Killer: 
8/13. (Series 5) (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 
12.00m't American Dad! 
1.00am Family Guy 2.00 
Rick and Morty (HD) 3.00 
Family Guy (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 



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8.00am Knots Landing 

10.00 Matlock 11.00 
The District 12.00noon 
Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 

2.00 The High Chaparral 

3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 The District 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 Knots Landing 
The Surprise: 5/22. 

Abby comes up with a 
devious plan. (Series 3) 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of small-claims cases. 

9.00 A Gifted Man 

In Cose of Blind Spots: 
12/16. Michael saves a 
man from drowning. 

10.00 Sex and the City 
11/18. (Series 2) 

10.35 Californication 
11.10 NurseJackie 11.45 
Jerry Springer 12.35am 
Sex and the City 1.10 
Californication 1.45 
NurseJackie 2.20 Jerry 
Springer 3.05 Beverly 
Hills 90210 3.55-5.00am 
The High Chaparral 



9.00am Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 10.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 
Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 
The Secret Life of 6 Year 
Olds (HD) 12.00noon 
Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 
1.00pm Location, 

Location, Location (HD) 

2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 

2.30 Jamie's Comfort 
Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 

5.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 6.00 
Couples Come Dine with 
Me (HD) 7.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 8.00 
The Supervet (HD) 

9.00 FILM Non-Stop (HD) 
(2014, 12, 106min) 

★★★★ 11.05 Ramsay's 
Hotel Hell (HD) 12.00m't 
World's Weirdest Homes 
(HD) 1.35am Homeland 
(HD) 2.35 Shopper's Guide 
to Saving Money (HD) 

3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 
(HD) 3.55-4.55am 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 



9.00am Colombo: Murder, 
A Self Portrait 11.00 
Diagnosis Murder 
12.00noon Access 

12.10pm NCIS 2.05 
Carolina Moon: Romantic 
thriller 4.00 NCIS: Los 
Angeles 5.00 CSI 6.00 
CSI: NY 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS Semper FIdells: 
24/25. An Immigration 
and Customs Enforcement 
agent is murdered. 

S.OO Allyah: 25125. The 
team flies to Israel for a 
final showdown. (Series 6) 

9.00 Law & Order: 

Special Victims Unit 
Beautiful Frame: 

11/24. (Series 14) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Criminal Intent (Series 9) 

11.00 CSI 12.00m't CSI: 
NY 1.00am CSI: Miami 
1.55 Castle 2.55 Person 
of Interest 3.45-4.00am 
Access: Showbiz n ews. 

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9.00am Neighbours 9.30 
My Wife and Kids 10.00 
Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 
My Wife and Kids 
1.00pm Cowboy Builders 

3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My 
Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 
20 Funniest 5.55 Access 

6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) 

6.30 Neighbours 

7.00 Now That's Funny! 

8.00 Pets Make You 
Laugh Out Loud 2 

9.00 Teen Wolf Lunatic 
8/12. Scott fears the fast- 
approaching full moon will 
cause him to kill. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 FILM Mr. & Mrs. 
Smith Black comedy 
thriller starring Brad Pitt 
and Angelina Jolie. 

(2004, 15, 120min) ★★★ 

12.25am Britain's Flashiest 
Families 1.25-3.15 
Scrubs 3.15-4.00am 
Ridiculousness NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 




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7.00 The South Bank... 



7.00 The South Bank 
Show Melvyn Bragg 
meets novelist, 
biographer and critic 
Margaret Drabble. (HD) 

8.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year The contestants 
set up their easels at 
Trelissick, Cornwall. (HD) 



9.00 Christmas from 
Holy Trinity Carols and 
readings at the Holy 
Trinity church in Chelsea, 
with Katherine Jenkins 
and Sally Phillips. (HD) 

10.00 Sensitive Skin 

4/6. Al starts taking 
piano lessons. (HD) 
10.35 5/6. Roger visits 
Davina at the gallery. 
(Series 1 ) (HD) 

11.10 Sensitive Skin (HD) 11.45 
Discovering: Iron Maiden 
(HD) 12.15am Iron Maiden - 
Rock in Rio 2.15 Download 
Festival 2015 (HD) 4.45- 
6.00am Classic Albums 



6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the Prairie 

8.00 The Waltons 10.00 
Happy Days 11.00 FILM 
Christmas in Connecticut: 
Seasonal comedy. (1992, 
U, 90min) ★★★ 

I. 00pm FILM Undercover 
Christmas: Romantic 
comedy. (2003, 12, 
120min) ★★★ 3.00 FILM 
November Christmas: 
Seasonal family drama. 
(2010, U, 96min) ★★★ 

5.00 Happy Days 6.00 
Touched by an Angel 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 The Avengers 

9.00 FILM A Silent Night 
World War Two drama 
starring Linda Hamilton. 
(2002, PG, 84min) ★★ 

II. 00 FILM Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's Love in 
Another Town ( 1997, 

PG, 88min) ★★ 1.00- 
3.00am FILM Missing 
Children: A Mother's Story 
(1982, PG, 93min) ★★ 



DRAMA 



7.10am The Bill 8.00 
Monarch of the Glen 

9.00 Bergerac 10.00 
All Creatures Great and 
Small 11.00 The Bill: 
Double bill. 1.00pm 
Goodnight Sweetheart 

I. 40 To the Manor Born 
2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Monarch of the 
Glen 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 All Creatures Great 
and Small 6.00 To the 
Manor Born 6.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 

7.20 Goodnight 
Sweetheart Sitcom. 

8.00 The Last Detective 

9.20 Birds of a Feather 

10.00 New Tricks God's 
Waiting Room: Sandra's 
mother needs to move 
into a care home. 

II. 20 Birds of a Feather 
12.00m'tThe Bill 
1.00am Rumpole of 
the Bailey: Double bill. 
2.50-4.00am Garden 
Makers: Double bill. 



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DISCOVERY 



^3 VIRGIN 250 
HD 251 



6.00am How It's Made 7.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 
(HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska 
(HD) 9.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers 
(HD) 1.00pm Fast N' Loud 
(HD) 2.00 Alaska; The 
Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 
Railroad Alaska (HD) 

4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 
Auction Hunters (HD) 6.00 
Fast N' Loud: Richard 
Rawlings and Aaron Kaufman 
restore a Ford Galaxie. (HD) 



PM 



10 

PM 



7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Auto enthusiast Mike 
Brewer searches for 
a 1957 Thunderbird, 
one of the world's 
first luxury cars. (HD) 

8.00 Gold Rush Todd 
and his father realise 
the time is right to tackle 
El Dorado Creek, where 
a fault line could help 
them make history. (HD) 

9.00 NEW EDITION The 

Hoffmans try to rebuild 
their reputation, and 
Parker realises he may be 
on borrowed time. (HD) 

10.00 Gold Divers NEW 
EDITION Miscalculations 
lead to problems. (HD) 

11.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 
12.00m't Alaska: The Last 
Frontier (HD) 1.00am Gold 
Rush (HD) 3.00 Deadliest 
Catch (HD) 3.50 Alaska: The 
Last Frontier (HD) 4.40- 
6.00am How It's Made 



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ANIMAL PLANET 



SKY 523 
HD 523/562 




Documentaries 



VIRGIN 256 
HD 257 



6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 
Wildlife at the Zoo (HD) 9.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal 
Cops Philadelphia (HD) 
1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Cops Houston 
(HD) 4.00 My Cat from 
Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal 
Cops Houston (HD) 

6.00 The Zoo: A zebra with 
toothache requires the team's 
expertise. (HD) 6.30 Two 
new members join the African 
hunting dog pack. (HD) 




7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 

SJ and her daughters 
pool their savings and 
head to Nome, Alaska, in 
an effort to reopen the 
family gold mines. (HD) 

8.00 Treehouse Masters 
NEW EDITION Pete 
Nelson explores the 
treetop getaways of 
Brazil, travelling from Sao 
Paulo to Parana. (HD) 

9.00 The Pool Master 

Anthony and the crew 
set out to build a 
backyard retreat in 
the heart of the Wine 
Country, California. (HD) 

10.00 Mountain Monsters: The 
team investigates a humanoid 
bipedal. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet 
(HD) 12.00m't Animal Cops 
Philadelphia (HD) 1.00am 
Treehouse Masters (HD) 

2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 
Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on 
the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal 
ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer Has 

It (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Shamwah: A Wild Life (HD) 



NATGEOGRAPHIC 



SKY 526 
HD 526/543 



VIRGIN 266 
HD 268 



8.00am Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 9.00 
Airport Security: Colombia 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 Time 
Scanners 12.00 Nazi 
Underworld (HD) 1.00pm 
Highway Thru Hell (HD) 

2.00 Car SOS (HD) 3.00 Air 
Crash Investigation (HD) 

4.00 David Attenborough's 
Rise of Animals (HD) 

5.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 6.00 
Ice Road Rescue (HD) 




7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation Examining 
the 1974 plane crash 
during the Vietnam War 
that claimed the lives of 
over 250 people. (HD) 

8.00 Drain the Titanic 

Exploring the wreck of 
the famous ship, using 
3D images of what it 
looks like now. (HD) 

9.00 Great White Eaten 
Alive Investigating how a 
great white shark, which 
rarely come under attack, 
fell victim to a larger 
mystery predator. (HD) 

10.00 Warlords of Ivory 

How the ivory trade 
funds terrorism. (HD) 

11.00 Survive the Tribe (HD) 
12.00m't Untamed Americas 
(HD) 1.00am Drain the 
Titanic (HD) 2.00 Yukon 
Gold (HD) 3.00 Airport 
Security: Colombia (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 



HISTORY 


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8.00- 1 0.00am Pawn Stars 
(HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars 
(HD) 11.00am-1.00pm 

korage Wars (HD) 

1.00- 3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
3.00pm Shipping Wars 
(HD) 4.00 Storage Wars 
(HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 

6.00 American Pickers: Mike 
and Frank pick through a 
millionaire's collection and 
find a rare car part, and 
Danielle gets a chance to join 
the guys on their travels. (HD) 




7.00 Storage Wars 

Darrell uncovers a 
classic movie prop. (HD) 

7.30 Barry asks a 
member of Aerosmith 
for a valuation. (HD) 

8.00 Pawn Stars 

A book signed by a 
baseball star. (HD) 

8.30 A relic of the 
Hindenburg disaster 
is examined. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars: 

Best of the Strategies 

Examining the series' 
bidding tactics. (HD) 

9.30 Storage Wars: 

Best of the Feuds (HD) 

10.00 Duck Dynasty 

Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 storage Wars (HD) 
12.00m't Storage Wars: 

Best of the Strategies (HD) 
12.30am Storage Wars; Best 
of the Feuds (HD) 1.00 Duck 
Dynasty (HD) 2.00 Storage 
Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 

Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Pickers (HD) 

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6.05am Oz and James Drink 
to Britain 6.30 Mysteries 
at the Museum 7.15 Cash 
in the Attic 8.00 Antiques 
Roadshow 9.00 Coast 

10.00 Explosion 1812: The War 
of the Worlds 12.00noon 
Time Team 1.00pm 
Elegance and Decadence: 
The Age of the Regency 

2.00 Edward VII: Prince of 
Pleasure 3.00 Coast 4.00 
Time Team 5.00 Explosion 
1812: The War of the Worlds 




7.00 Coast Neil Oliver 
reveals why Americans 
once attacked the port 
of Whitehaven, and 
Miranda Krestovnikoff 
searches for sharks. 

8.00 Edward VII: Prince 
of Pleasure The mystery 
of a monarch who has 
been described as an 
astute political operator 
and a boorish philistine. 

9.00 Medieval Murder 
Mysteries NEW EDITION 

Examining the case of 
the princes in the tower, 
asking if Richard III 
ordered their deaths. 

10.00 Murder Maps 
NEW EDITION The case 
of Dr Crippen, who killed 
his wife and buried her 
in the basement before 
fleeing to Canada. 

11.00 Time Team 1.00am 
Titanic: The Band Played 
On 2.00-3.00am From 
Blackpool to Benidorm 

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9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 
The Blue Planet 11.00 Life 
(HD) 12.00noonThe Life 
of Mammals: As 6.00pm. 
1.00pm Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 

3.00 Africa (HD) 4.00 The 
Blue Planet 5.00 Life (HD) 

6.00 The Life of Mammals; 
David Attenborough looks 
at vibrantly coloured 
monkeys in Venezuela, 
Costa Rica and West Africa. 




10.00 The Blue Planet 



7.00 Planet Earth The 

wildlife of the world's 
mightiest rivers, from 
Siberia's Lake Baikal to 
the wetlands of Earth's 
tallest waterfall. (HD) 

8.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities How 

nature has tinkered with 
the ageing process. (HD) 
8.30 The spiral shells 
found on snails. (HD) 

9.00 Africa Creatures of 
east Africa captured 
on film, including an 
elephant watching over 
her calf while it dies on 
the dry plains. (HD) 

10.00 The Blue Planet; David 
Attenborough looks at the 
deepest parts of the world's 
oceans. 11.00 Life (HD) 
12.00m't The Life of Mammals 
1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 

3.00 Africa (HD) 3.50 
The Blue Planet 4.40 Life 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am World's 
Wildest City: Manaus (HD) 



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IDISC. science! 


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6.00am Air Wars 8.00 
Tanks 9.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles 10.00 Battlefield 
12.00noon Hitler: 

A Profile 1.00pm Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

2.00 World War Two; The 
Complete History 3.00 
Industrial Revelations 

4.00 Greatest Tank Battles 

5.00 Ultimate Warfare 

6.00 Hitler: A Profile 

7.00 Codes and 
Conspiracies 8.00 Vic 
Reeves' Rogues Gallery 

9.00 Crimes That Shook 
the World; A profile of 
serial killer Arthur 
Shawcross. 10.00 The 
Krays: The Prison Years 

11.00 Ultimate Warfare 
12.00m't Battlefield 
2.00am World War Two; 
The Complete History 

3.00 Industrial Revelations 

4.00 Tanks 5.00- 
6.00am Hitler: A Profile 



3^^ 



6.00am Mega Builders 

8.00 How Machines 
Work 8.30 How Do They 
Do It? 9.00-11.00 How 
It's Made 11.00 How Do 
They Do It? 12.00noon 
How It's Made: Double bill. 

1.00pm Mega Builders 

3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 
How Do They Do It? 

6.00 How It's Made 7.00 
Food Factory 8.00 
Mythbusters; The team 
tests whether it is 
possible to shoot a live 
grenade in mid-air. 9.00 
More claims are tested by 
the gang in Alaska. 

10.00 How It's Made 

11.00 Food Factory 
12.00m't Finding Bigfoot 
1.00am Ghost Stalkers 

2.00 How It's Made 3.00 
Mythbusters 3.50 How 
Do They Do It? 4.40 
How Stuff's Made 5.30- 
6.00am Invention Nation 



SKY 528 
HD 528/544 



VIRGIN 264 
HD 265 



TURBO 1 


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261 


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i VIRG II 
^27^ 


FREESAT 

160 



8.00am Wild Costa Rica 
(HD) 9.00 Wild Hawaii 
(HD) 11.00 Amazon's 
Electric Fish (HD) 
12.00noon Pacific 
Ocean Paradise (HD) 

I. 00pm Freaks of the 
Deep (HD) 2.00 Lost 
World Underwater (HD) 

3.00 Wild Hawaii (HD) 

5.00 Amazon's Electric 
Fish (HD) 6.00 Peru's 
Wild Kingdom (HD) 

7.00 Wild Vietnam 
A look at Vietnam's 
transformation. (HD) 

8.00 Caught in the Act 
Double bill. (HD) 

10.00 Animal Fight Club 
A pack of wolves settles 
an old argument. (HD) 

II. 00 Animals Gone Wild 
(HD) 12.00m't Caught 
in the Act (HD) 2.00am 
Wild China; Golden 
Monkeys (HD) 3.00 
Hawaii's Megavolcano 



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263 ■ 




4.00-5.00am Peru's 
Wild Kingdom (HD) 


Worth? 5.30-6.00am 

Wheeler Dealers 


America's First Road Trip 

2.45-6.00am Highlights 


Step 



6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 
How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 8.00 Fast N' Loud 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars 11.00 Cuban 
Chrome 12.00noon 
What's My Car Worth? 
1.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers 2.00 Cuban 
Chrome 3.00 Fast N' 
Loud 4.00 Fast N' Loud 

5.00 Wheeler Dealers 

7.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars 8.00 Cuban 
Chrome NEW EDITION 
Michel tells his father 
some shocking news. 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

11.00 How It's Made: 
Dream Cars 12.00m't 
Cuban Chrome 1.00am 
Chasing Classic Cars 

2.00 What's My Car 
Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin' 
3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 




6.55am The Medici: 
Godfathers of the 
Renaissance 8.10 Finding 
Your Roots 9.15 Escape 
in the Pacific 4-4-43 
10.35 The Civil War 
12.00noon Britain's Lost 
Routes with Griff Rhys 
Jones 1.15 The Medici: 
Godfathers of the 
Renaissance 2.30 Escape 
in the Pacific 4-4-43 
3.40 The Civil War 5.10 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 The 
Medici: Godfathers of the 
Renaissance 7.50 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 
9.10 Korea's Forgotten 
Battle: Kapyong 10.15 
Horatio's Drive: America's 
First Road Trip 11.30 
Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 
12.50am Korea's 
Forgotten Battle: Kapyong 
1.45 Horatio's Drive: 



7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 
8.00am-12.00noon 
Fred Dinenage: Murder 
Casebook (HD) 
12.00noon Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 1.00pm 
Motives & Murders (HD) 

2.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 

4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 

5.00 Gangs of Britain 
with Gary & Martin Kemp 
(HD) 6.00 I Survived 
(HD) 7.00 Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 8.00 
Crimes That Shook 
Britain (HD) 9.00 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 

10.00 Ice Cold Killers 
(HD) 11.00 Deadly 
Wives (HD) 12.00m’t I 
Survived (HD) 1.00am 
Obsession: Dark Desires 
(HD) 2.00 Deadly Wives 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 



8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO 
Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens 

10.00 How the States 
Got Their Shapes 11.00 
Soviet Storm: WWII in 
the East 12.00noon 
Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 
1.00pm Cities of the 
Underworld 2.00 Bible 
Secrets Revealed 

3.00 Hangar 1: The UFO 
Files 4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 Soviet Storm: WWII 
in the East 6.00 Cities of 
the Underworld 7.00 Bible 
Secrets Revealed 8.00 
Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Ancient Aliens: Ultimate 
Evidence NEW EDITION 

10.00 Ancient Aliens 11.00 
Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 
12.00m't Ancient Aliens 
1.00am Hangar 1: 

The UFO Files 2.00 
Ancient Aliens: The 
Ultimate Evidence 3.00 
Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 
4.00-5.00am How the 
States Got Their Shapes 



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Lifestyle 



8 December 



HOME & HEALTH 




VIRGIN 

284 





6.00am Sextuplets & The City 

7.00 Deliver Me; Home 
Edition 8.00 Hospital Sydney 

9.00 MasterChef Australia 

9.30 Extreme Couponing 

10.00 Lottery Changed 

My Life 11.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer 1.00pm 
MasterChef Australia 

1.30 Extreme Couponing 2.00 
Country House Rescue: A 
Jacobean mansion. 3.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

5.00 Hospital Sydney 




9.00 Cyber Stalkers 



7.00 MasterChef 
Australia The 

contestants gather for 
another masterclass 
from Gary and George. 

8.00 Lottery Changed 
My Life A doorman- 
turned-millionaire who 
is looking for love, and 
a mechanic trying to 
adjust to his new fortune. 

9.00 Cyber Stalkers 

A look at the dangers 
of online relationships. 



10.00 Untold Stories of 

the ER A crazed gunman 
opens fire in the ER. 

11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 
1.00am Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 2.00 Lottery 
Changed My Life 3.00 
Hoarding; Buried Alive 
4.00-6.00am Homes 
Under the Hammer 



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6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 
Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 

9.00 Property Wars 
10.00am-l.00pm Miami Ink 

1.00-4.00 LA Ink 4.00pm 
Property Wars 5.00 Off 
the Hook: Extreme Catches 

6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00 Thinking Tackle Carp 
fishing tips and tactics. 

8.00 Total Fishing with 
Matt Hayes The angler 
catches all kinds of carp 
on France's River Saone. 

8.30 Angling for sea bass 
and counting carp. 

9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 
Skipper Bivins and Trent 
Jackson await the arrival 

of another round of visitors. 

10.00 Custom My Ride 
Double bill of the series. 

12.00m't Overhaulin' 1.00am 
Thinking Tackle 3.00 
Property Wars 3.50 Hillbilly 
Handfishin' 4.40 Off the 
Hook: Extreme Catches 
5.30-6.00am Model Mania 



HOME 



CHRISTMAS FOOD 



VIRGIN 
281 

7.00am You Deserve This 
House 8.00 Bargain Hunt 

9.00 Flog It! 10.00 
Escape to the Country 

11.00 The Hairy Bikers' Food 
Tour of Britain 12.00noon 
River Cottage Every Day 
1.00pm Bargain Hunt 

2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 

4.00 Escape to the Country 

5.00 Fantasy Homes by the 
Sea 6.00 The Hairy Bikers' 
Food Tour of Britain; The 
regional cuisine of Derbyshire. 



SKY 133 

HD 133/255 



VIRGIN 278 
HD 280 



6.00am Highlights 8.00 My 
Christmas Kitchen - Sophie 
Grigson (HD) 9.00 James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 10.00 
Destination Flavour Christmas 
(HD) 11.00 Perfect (HD) 
12.00noon Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen 1.00pm Jamie's 
Family Christmas (HD) 2.00 
Destination Flavour Christmas 
(HD) 3.00 Perfect (HD) 4.00 
Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 

5.00 Jamie's Family Christmas 
(HD) 6.00 Destination 
Flavour Christmas (HD) 




7.00 River Cottage Every 

Day Hugh Fearnley- 
Whittingstall bakes bread 
with recipes ranging 
from white loaves to 
tangy sourdoughs. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 
teams are challenged to 
scour an antiques fair 
and pick up bargains to 
sell for profit at auction. 

9.00 DIY SOS The team 
travels to a farm in 
Llanwrda, South Wales. 

9.30 The team helps 

a family from Ipswich 
complete its extension. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the SeaJenni Falconer 
helps two friends search 
for a property in Italy 



11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m't 

Bargain Hunt 1.00am 
Marbella Mansions 2.00 
If It's Broke, Fix It 3.00- 
4.00am Four in a Bed 





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FOOD NETWORK 




VIRGIN 

291 





6.00-8.00am Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

8.00 Anna Olson; Bake 

9.00 Pioneer Woman 

10.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 10.30 Pioneer 
Woman 11.00 Nigella 
Bites Christmas Special 

12.00noon 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 4.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 
Ready Steady Cook 6.00 
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa - Back 
to Basics: Double bill. 8.00 
Farm Kings: Joe shocks the 
gang. 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins 
and Dives: Double bill. 10.00 
Man V Food: Double bill. 11.00 
Mystery Diners 12.00m't 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 
1.00am Man v Food 2.00- 
3.00am Mystery Diners 



7.00 Perfect Jo Pratt 
and Valentine Warner 
recommend tips on how 
to be the perfect host 
over Christmas. (HD) 

8.00 Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen How to cook a 
spiced roast turkey. 

8.30 How to have a 
stress-free Christmas. 

9.00 Jamie's Family 
Christmas Christmas 
vegetables. (HD) 

9.30 Alternatives to 
traditional desserts. (HD) 

10.00 Destination 
Flavour Christmas A 

festive menu celebrating 
the diverse heritage 
of Australia. (HD) 

11.00 Perfect (HD) 12.00m't 
Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 
1.00am Perfect (HD) 2.00 
Home Shopping 5.00- 
6.00am Perfect (HD) 



REALLY 



F’VIEW 

17 



6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 
8.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.00 Escape 
to the Country 10.00 
Haunted Collector 11.00 
Selling Houses Australia 
12.00noon Ghost Adventures 

1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big 
Build 2.00 Escape to the 
Country 3.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer 4.00 Born to 
Kill 5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 
Selling Houses Australia NEW 
EDITION 7.00 Escape to the 
Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The 
Big Build 9.00 NEW SERIES 
The High Hopes Choir: David 
Brophy tries to form two 
choirs of homeless people. 

10.00 Obsessive Compulsive 
Cleaners 11.00 Born to Kill 
12.00m't Crime Stories 
1.00am Paranormal 
Witness 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues 
4.45 One Born Every Minute 
- What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Tuesday 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



SKY HD 192/276 

7.00pm FILM Secret Window: 
Thriller based on a novella 
by Stephen King, starring 
Johnny Depp as a writer 
who finds himself accused 
of plagiarism by a menacing 
stranger With John Turturro. 
(2004,12,96min) ★★★ 

9.00 Rectify NEW EPISODE 
The Great Destroyer: 8/23. 
Jon Stern reveals some 
news, triggering a heated 
family debate. (Series 2) 

10.00 Breaking Bad 11.05 
FILM The Missing; Western 
starring Tommy Lee Jones 
and Cate Blanchett. (2003, 
15,137min) ★★★★ 1.30am 
Rectify 2.30 Breaking Bad 
3.30-5.30am The Shield 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
rVIEW66, F’SAT 135, +1136 

9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 
Heir Hunters 11.00 Real 
Rescues 12.00noon 48 
Hours: Mystery 1.00- 
3.00pm Judge Judy 
3.00pm Heir Hunters 

4.00 Real Rescues 5.00-7.00 
Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: 
Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: 
Mystery: Real-life crimes and 
mysteries. 9.00 24 Hours to 
Kill: Examining what drove 
Jerry McGrath to murder 

10.00 Jail 11.00 Cheaters 
12.00m't Dog and Beth: 

On the Hunt 1.00am 24 
Hours to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 
World's Wildest Police 
Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW46,F’SAT145, +H46 
6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 
Pointless: Double bill. 9.30 
Catchphrase: Double bill. 
10.30 Strike It Lucky 11.00 
Bullseye 11.30 The Million 
Pound Drop 1.00pm 
Pointless: Quiz show. 

3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 
American Ninja Warrior 

5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 
Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless 

9.00 The Million Pound 
Drop 10.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

11.00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
Family Fortunes 12.30am 
Wheel of Fortune 1.00 
Pointless 3.00 American 
Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort 
Boyard 5.00-6.00am 
Fifteen to One: Quiz show. 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 
Rules of Engagement 11.00 
Friends 12.00noon Two and a 
Half Men 1.00pm Impractical 
Jokers US 2.00 Rules of 
Engagement 3.00 The Middle 

4.00 Two and a Half Men 
5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 

The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 
the Middle 8.00 Epic Meal 
Empire NEW EDITION 8.30 
Frankenfood NEW EDITION 

9.00 Live at the Apollo 10.00 
Impractical Jokers US 11.00 
Friends 12.00 Bob's Burgers 

I.OOam Tosh.O 1.30 Archer 

2.00 Comedy Central at the 
Comedy Store 2.30 The Dally 
Show 3.00 Tosh.O 3.25 Dirty 
Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park 
4.15 Sir Leslie Quint 4.20- 
6.00am The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 

8.00 Custom My Ride 9.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

10.00 Food Factory 11.00 
Operation Repo 12.00noon 
River Monsters: Untold Stories 
1.00pm River Monsters 

2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 
Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 
6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 

8.00 Survive That! 9.00 
Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear 
Grylls: Born Survivor 

11.00 American Guns I.OOam 
River Monsters: Untold 
Stories 2.00 Custom My Ride 

3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 
3.50 The Garage 4.40 
American Chopper 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 9.00 
Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 11.00 
Keeping Up: Kardashian Family 
Rules 11.30 Kourtney & Kim 
Take New York 12.00 
Entertainment Specials 

I. 00pm Glullana and Bill 2.00 
Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 

4.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 5.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami 7.00 
News 8.00 Keeping Up with 
the Kardashians 10.00 
Christina Milian Turned Up 

II. 00 News 12.00m't Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 
1.30am Shopping 2.30 
News 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 
Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon FILM 

The Boy Who Saved 
Christmas: Festive drama. 
(1998, U, 94min)^ 

2.00pm FILM To Catch a Yeti: 
Comic family adventure. 
(1993, PG, 88min) ★★★ 
3.50 Sony Movie News 
Extra 4.00 Ghost Hunters 

6.00 10 Years Younger: 

The Challenge 7.00 Ghost 
Hunters International 

9.00 Spooks 10.05 Younger 
10.35 Hot in Cleveland 11.05 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.05am Will & Grace 1.05 
Ghost Hunters International 
2.55 Will & Grace 3.50- 

4.00 Sony Movie News Extra 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 

8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

9.00- 11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
12.00noon Property Brothers 
(HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 

6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

7.00- 9.00 Judge Judy 
(HD) 9.00 Prison Wives 
Club NEW EDITION (HD) 

10.00 Girlfriends' Guide to 
Divorce SERIES FINALE (HD) 

11.00 Donnie Loves Jenny 
(HD) 11.30 Wahiburgers (HD) 
12.00m't Hardcore Pawn (HD) 
I.OOam Prison Wives Club 
(HD) 2.00-5.00am Highlights 



SPIKE 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, PSAT141 

9.00am Highlights 11.00 Police 
Interceptors 12.00noon 
Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 1.00pm Cops NEW 
EDITIONS 2.00 World's 
Craziest Police Pursuits 3.00 
Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 4.00 Bar Rescue 

4.55 Access 5.00 Eddie 
Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 

6.00 Robson's Extreme 
Fishing Challenge 7.00 Police 
Interceptors 8.00 Robson's 
Extreme Fishing Challenge 

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in 
the Wild 10.00 Conspiracy: 
The Lord Lucan Dossier 11.00 
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 
12.00m't Robson's Extreme 
Fishing Challenge 1.00- 
3.00am Police Interceptors 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 

6.00am Highlights 9.00 My 
Four Wives (HD) 10.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 

11.00 Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 12.00noon Toddlers 
& Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm 
Extreme Couponing (HD) 

2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 
Something Borrowed, 
Something New (HD) 4.00 
Say Yes to the Dress: 
Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 

7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

8.00 My Four Wives (HD) 

9.00 Long Island Medium 
(HD) 10.00 Sex Sent Me to 
the ER NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner 
12.00m't-6.00am Highlights 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am Highlights 7.10 
Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 
How Do They Do It? 8.30 
How It's Made 9.00 Put Your 
Money Where Your Mouth 
Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 

11.00 Desert Car Kings 

12.00 Extreme Engineering 
1.00pm How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 
Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your 
Money Where Your Mouth Is 

5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 
Outback Truckers NEW 
EDITION 9.00 Inventions 
that Rocked the World NEW 
EDITION 10.00 Deadliest 
Catch 11.00 How Do They Do 
It? 11.30-6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY198,PVIEW68,F'SAT154 

6.00- 11.00am Crime Stories: 
Back-to-back editions. 
11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-7.00pm 
Crime Stories: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00- 10.00 Container Wars: 
Back-to-back editions 
looking into the fast-paced 
world of shipping port 
auctions. 10.00 Bouncers: 
Following the work of door 
staff along Queen Street 

in Colchester, Essex. 
ll.OOpm-l.OOam Bait Car 

I.OOam Crime Stories: 

Double bill. 3.15-5.00 
Psychic Detectives: 
Back-to-back editions. 
5.00-6.00am Crime Stories 



TV&Satellite Week 69 



Tuesday 




























Tuesday 



TUESDAY 



Films 



8 



9 



V) 



11 



SKY PREMIERE 



SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



VIRGIN 401 
HD 431 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails 9.30 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 
10.00 Cake 12.00noon Shelby 

Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 

1.45pm Extraterrestrial As 11.45pm. 
3.45 Maleficent Special 4.15 
Taken 3 As shown at 8.00pm. 

6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 

Family adventure starring Anke 
Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 



SKY DISNEY 



SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



1 



6.00am Duck Tales the Movie: 
Treasure of the Lost Lamp 7.20 
Alexander and the Terrible, 
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 
8.50 Sleeping Beauty 10.20 
Tinker Bell and The Pirate Fairy 
11.45 Tinker Bell and the Legend 
of the NeverBeast 1.05pm 
Alexander and the Terrible, 
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 
2.35 National Treasure 4.50 101 
Dalmatians 6.40 Sleeping Beauty 



SKY FAMILY 



SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 



6.00am Oliver! 8.30 Babe: Pig in 
the City 10.10 Holy Night! 11.50 
Let It Snow 1.20pm Rio 2 As 
8.00pm. 3.10 Khumba Animated 
adventure with the voice of Jake T 
Austin. (S) (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 
4.40 Holy Night! Animated comedy 
with the voice of Anabel Alonso. (S) 
(2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 6.25 Let It 
Snow Romantic drama starring 
Candace Cameron Bure and Jesse 
Hutch. (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 



SKVACnON/ADVEHIURE 



IBl"g;3r I 

6.00am Behind Enemy Lines: Seal 
Team Eight 7.45 The Top Ten Show 
2015 8.05 Apollo 13 10.30 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
12.30pm Ride Along As 3.25am. 
2.15 Apollo 13 Gripping drama. (S) 
(1995, PG, 140min) ★★★★★ 

4.45 The Dukes of Hazzard Action 
comedy with Seann William Scott. 

(S) (2005, 15, 104min) ★ 6.45 Air 
Force One Drama with Harrison 
Ford. (S)(1997,15,124min) ★★★ 



SKY COMEDY 



SKY 308 

HD 308/335 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



1 



7.00am The Harry Hill Movie 
8.35 Shanghai Knights 10.40 Sex 
Tape 12.25pm Trainwreck: Sky 
Movies Special 12.40 Grudge 
Match As 9.45pm. 2.35 American 
Pie Comedy starring Jason Biggs. (S) 
(1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 

4.25 Failure to Launch Romantic 
comedy. (S) (2005, 12, 96min) 
★★★ 6.10 Life Prison comedy 
drama starring Eddie Murphy. 
(S)(1999,15,108min) ★★ 




8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller 
sequel starring Liam Neeson 
and Forest Whitaker. Ex-CIA 
agent Bryan Mills fights to clear 
his own name after being 
framed for his ex-wife's murder. 
(S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror 
starring Brittany Allen and Freddie 
Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 
1.30am 13 Sins Thriller with Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Family 
adventure as shown at 6.15pm. 

5.00 Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special 

5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special 




8.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: 
On Stranger Tides Fantasy 
adventure starring Johnny 
Depp, Penelope Cruz and 
Geoffrey Rush. Ragged pirate 
captain Jack Sparrow joins 
an old foe and an old flame on 
a quest to find the legendary 
Fountain of Youth. (S) 

(2011, 12, 136min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.20 The Black Cauldron 

Animated fantasy adventure 
with the voices of John Hurt 
and Grant Bardsley. (S) 
(1985, U, 80min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.45 The Greatest Game Ever 
Played Drama starring Shia LaBeouf 
(S)(2005, PG,120min) ★★★ 
1.50am Pirates of the Caribbean: 

On Stranger Tides As 8.00pm. 
4.10-6.00am101 Dalmatians 
Disney comedy adventure. (S) 

(1996, U,102min) ★★★★ 




8.00 Rio 2 Animated comedy 
sequel with the voices of Jesse 
Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway. 
Parrots Jewel and Blu and their 
three chicks leave home to 
make a journey up the Amazon. 
(S) (2014, U, 99min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.50 Step Up: All In Dance 
drama starring Ryan Guzman 
and Ryan Guzman. A street 
dancer seeking his fortune 
must put aside old conflicts 
to lead his crew to victory 
in a reality TV contest. (S) 
(2014, PG, llOmin) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.50 Babe: Pig in the City Family 
comedy sequel with Magda 
Szubanski. (1998, U, 96min) ★★★★ 
1.35am Oliver! Oscar-winning musical 
starring Ron Moody and Mark Lester 
(S)(1968, U, 146min) ★★★★★ 

4.00-6.00am Step Up: All In 
Dance drama as shown at 9.50pm. 




Air Force One 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja 
Turtles Fantasy adventure 
starring Megan Fox and William 
Fichtner. Four humanoid 
amphibians use their martial 
arts skills to protect New York 
from a criminal organisation. 
(S) (2014, 12, 101 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.00 Die Hard Action thriller starring 
Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. 

(S)( 1988, 15, 131 min) ★★★★★ 
1.15am Die Hard 2 Action thriller 
sequel starring Bruce Willis. 
(S)(1990,18,118min) ★★★ 

3.25 Ride Along Comedy starring Ice 
Cube. (S) (2014, 12, 97min) ★★ 
5.10 Sicario: Sky Movies Special 
Interview with stars Emily Blunt 
and Benicio del Toro. 

5.30-6.00am Spectre Special 




8.00 Sex Tape Comedy with 
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. 
A couple try to spice up their 
marriage by filming themselves 
having sex, but then have to stop 
anyone from seeing the footage. 
(S) (2014, 15, 92min)^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.45 Grudge Match Comedy 
with Robert De Niro and 
Sylvester Stallone. Two retired 
boxers are persuaded by 
a promoter to return to the 
ring one last time to settle 
their long-standing feud. 
(S)(2013,12,113min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.40 The Hooligan Factory Spoof 
crime drama starring Jason Maza. 
(S) (2014, 15, 88min)^^ 

1.15am Idiocracy Comedy with Luke 
Wilson. (S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★ 
2.45 The Castle Australian comedy. 

(S) (1997, 15, 86min) ★★★★ 
4.20-6.00am The Harry Hill Movie 
Comedy starring Harry Hill and Julie 
Walters. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 




7.00am Muppets Most Wanted 
8.55 The Good Dinosaur: 
Sky Movies Special 9.25 
The Maze Runner 11.25 Into 
the Woods 1.35pm Muppets 
Most Wanted Comedy. (S) 
(2014, U, 103min) ★★★ 

3.25 The Amazing Spider-Man 
2 As 10.00pm. 5.50 Into the 
Woods Musical fantasy 
starring Meryl Streep. (S) 
(2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ 

8.00 The Maze Runner Sci-fi 
adventure with Dylan O'Brien. 
(S)(2014,12,110min) ★★★ 

10.00 The Amazing 
Spider-Man 2 Adventure 
starring Andrew Garfield. 

(S) (2014, 12, 142min) ★★★ 

12.30am Dangerous Mind of 
a Hooligan Crime drama 
starring Samuel Anoyke. 

(S) (2014, 15, 79min) ★ 

2.00 Devil's Due Horror 
starring Allison Miller (S) 
(2014, 15, 87min) ★★ 

3.40 Lake Placid Horror 
(1999, 15, 82min) ★★★★ 

5.10-7.25am Shadowlands 
Romantic drama. (S) 

(1993, U,131min)^^^ 




6.00am The Fault in Our 
Stars 8.15 The Notebook 
10.25 Matilda 12.10pm 
The Witches Adventure. (S) 
(1989, PG, 90min) ★★★★ 

I. 50 The Fault in Our Stars 
Drama. (S) (2014, 12, 121 min) 
★★★ 4.00 The Da Vinci 
Code Thriller (S) (2006, 12, 
149min) ★★★ 6.30 Forrest 
Gump Oscar-winning drama. 
(S)(1994,12,136min) ★★★★ 

9.00 Gone Girl Crime thriller 
starring Ben Affleck and 
Rosamund Pike. A man reports 
his wife's disappearance, only 
to end up accused of murder 
(S) (2014, 18, 143mln) ★★★★ 

II. 30 Fifty Shades of Grey 
Erotic drama starring Jamie 
Dornan and Dakota Johnson. 
(S) (2015,18,120min)^^ 

1.45am The Beach Danny 
Boyle's drama with Leonardo 
DiCaprio and Robert Carlyle. 
(S) (2000,15,118min) ★★ 

4.00 The Top Ten Show 2015 

4.20-6.00am The Witches 

Children's fantasy starring 
Anjelica Huston. (S) (1989, 
PG, 90min) ★★★★ 




6.40am Kung Fu 8.40 Never 
So Few 11.05 The Spy in 
the Green Hat 12.50pm 
Kung Fu 3.00 To Trap 

a Spy Espionage adventure. 
(1965, PG, 92min) ★★★ 

4.45 Yesterday's Enemy 
World War Two drama. 
(1959,b/w,PG, 96min) ★★ 

6.40 Operation Daybreak 
World VVar Two drama. 
(1975,15,104min) ★★★ 

9.00 Buffalo Soldiers Black 
comedy with Joaquin Phoenix. 
(2001, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 
10.55 Collateral Damage 
Action thriller starring 
Arnold Schwarzenegger 
(2002, 15, 109min) ★ 

1.00am Sudden Impact Crime 
thriller with Clint Eastwood. 
(1983,18,117min) ★★ 

3.10 Zero Hour! Disaster movie. 

(1957,b/w,U, 81min)^^ 
4.30 Hollywood's Best 
Film Directors Mike Figgis. 

5.00-7.1 0am Operation 
Daybreak War drama. 
(1975,15,104min) ★★★ 

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(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am K9 Christmas 10.45 
A Christmas Snow 12.50pm 
Santa with Muscles Family 
comedy. ( 1996, U, 97min) ★ 

2.45 A Christmas Tree Miracle 
Drama. (2013, U, 102min) ★ 

4.50 It Takes Two Comedy. 
(1995, U, 97min)^6.55 An 
Evergreen Christmas Drama. 
(2014, PG, 98min) ★★ 

9.00 The Juror Legal thriller 
starring Demi Moore, Alec 
Baldwin and Joseph Gordon- 
Levitt.(1996,18,118min)^ 

11.25 Ca$h Psychological 
thriller starring Sean Bean 
and Chris Hemsworth. 
(2010,15, 108min) ★★ 

1.40am Puncture Wounds 
Action adventure starring 
Cung Le and Vinnie Jones. 
(2014, 15, 93min) ★★ 

3.35 Sony Movie News Extra 
The latest film news. 

3.45 Picnic Romantic drama 
with Josh Brolin and Gretchen 
Mol. (2000, 12, 97min) ★★★ 

5.50-6.00am Sony Movie 
News Extra The latest news. 




8.00am Monsters 8.30 
Monsters 9.00 The Lost 
World 10.00 The Incredible 
Hulk 11.00 City Under the 
Sea 12.50pm Horror 
Highlights 1.00 Highlander 
3.00pm Doctor Who 4.00 
Atomic Dog Adventure. 
(1998, PG, 88min) ★★ 

5.50 Horror Highlights 

6.00 The Incredible Hulk 
Banner wins a lottery. 

7.00 The Lost World 6/22 
After reviving a girl. Professor 
Summerlee is called a witch. 

8.00 Doctor Who Double bill 

9.00 Dark Summer Horror 
starring Keir Gilchrist. 
(2015,15, 81 min) ★★ 

10.35 Horror Highlights 

10.45 I Spit on Your Grave 2 
Horror with Jemma Dallender. 
(2013, 18, lOOmin) ★★ 
12.45am Halloween II Horror 
sequel starring Jamie Lee 
Curtis. ( 1981, 18, 92min) ★★ 
2.40-4.30am Banshee 
Chapter Horror thriller 
(2013,15, 84min) ★★★ 



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TRUE CHRISTMAS 



7.00am Christmas Every Day 
Fantasy comedy. (1996, U, 
89min) ★★ 9.00 All I Want 
for Christmas 11.00 A 
Christmas Without Snow 

I. 00pm A Christmas Wedding 
Comedy. (2006, PG, 88min) 
J^3.00 AIM Want for 
Christmas Drama. (2007, U, 
89min) ★★ 5.00 Recipe for 
a Perfect Christmas Comedy. 
(2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ 

7.00 Grounded Children's 
comedy starring Dyllan 
Christopher, Tyler James 
Williams and Gina Mantegna. 
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ 

9.00 Stealing Christmas 
Comedy starring Tony 
Danza and Lea Thompson. 
(2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 

II. 00 Little Women Drama 
based on Louisa May Alcott's 
novel with Meredith Baxter 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am One Special 
Night Drama starring James 
Garner and Julie Andrews. 
(1999, PG, 87min) ★★ 



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6.20am Catch .44 8.05 Frontera 
9.55 Get Smart 11.50 Drop Zone 
1.40pm The Big Bang Crime 
thriller. (2010, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 
3.30 The Entitled Thriller with Kevin 
Zegers. (S) (2011, 15, 91 min) ★★ 
5.10 The Calling Crime thriller starring 
Susan Sarandon and Donald 
Sutherland. (S) (2014, 15, lOSmin) 
★★ 7.00 The Recruit Thriller 
starring Al Pacino and Colin Farrell. 
(S)(2003,12,115min) ★★★ 



6.30am Miracle on 34th Street 8.15 
Look Who's Talking Now 10.00 
The Magic Reindeer 11.30 The 
Muppet Christmas Carol 1.05pm 
Home Alone 4 As 1.30am. 2.35 
Batman Returns As 9.30pm. 

4.45 A Christmas Carol Charles 
Dickens's famous Christmas tale. 
(1984, UlOOmin) ★★ 6.30 
The Magic Reindeer Animated 
adventure with the voice of Matthew 
Boyle. (2012, U, 72min) ★★ 



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6.00am De@th on Live 8.00 The 
Martian: Sky Movies Special 
8.30 Edge of Tomorrow 10.30 
Alien: Director's Cut 12.40pm The 
Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 
1.00 The Matrix As 9.00pm. 

3.30 Zombeavers Comic horror. (S) 
(2014, 15, 85min) ★★ 5.00 Deliver 
Us from Evil Horror with Eric Bana. 
(S)(2014,15,116min) ★★ 7.00 
Edge of Tomorrow Sci-fi thriller 
(S)(2014,12,113min) ★★★★ 



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6.20am Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies 
Special 6.50 Monster's Ball 8.50 
Frozen River 10.35 Inherent Vice 
1.10pm American Sniper 3.30 
Night Moves Thriller starring Jesse 
Eisenberg. (2013, 15, 113min) ★★★★ 
5.30 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 
Comedy drama starring Ben Stiller. 
(S)(2013, PG,112min) ★★★★ 

7.30 Inherent Vice Comedy 
drama starring Joaquin Phoenix. 

(S) (2014,15,150min) ★★★★ 



■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am High Noon 12.45pm The 
Wackiest Ship in the Army Comedy. 
(S)(1960, U, 95min) ★★★ 2.45 
Run Wild, Run Free Children's 
drama. (S) (1969, U, 95min) ★★ 

4.45 Hanover Street Wartime love 
story. (S) (1979, PG, 108min) ★★ 
6.55 Field of Dreams Fantasy. (S) 
(1989, PG, 106min) ★★★★★ 







10.45 Reclaim 



The Recruit 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Shaft Crime thriller 
inspired by the 1970s screen 
icon, starring Samuel L Jackson 
as a streetwise New York cop 
seeking to bring down the 
racist killer of a young black 
student. With Vanessa Williams. 
(S) (2000, 18, 99min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.45 Reclaim Thriller starring 
John Cusack, Ryan Phillippe 
and Rachel le Lefevre. (S) 

(2014, 15, 92min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.25am Falling Down Controversial 
drama starring Michael Douglas. 
(S)(1993,18,115min) ★★★★ 

2.30 A Man Apart Action thriller 
(S) (2003, 18, 109min)^ 

4.30-6.1 5am Loss of Faith Drama. 
(S)(1997,PG, 89min) ★★ 



SONY MOVIES 




8.00 The Muppet Christmas 
Carol The Muppets' version of 
Charles Dickens's classic 
Christmas tale starring Michael 
Caine and the Muppet gang. 
(S)(1992, U, 86min)^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.30 Batman Returns 

Comic-book adventure 
sequel with Michael Keaton, 
Danny DeVito and Michelle 
Pfeiffer. The masked hero 
battles monstrous criminal 
the Penguin and female 
vigilante Catwoman. (S) 
(1992,12,121 min)^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.45 A Christmas Carol As 4.45pm. 
1.30am Home Alone 4 Comedy 
sequel starring Mike Weinberg. 

(S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 

3.00 Miracle on 34th Street 
Classic Christmas fantasy. (S) 

(1947, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 
4.45-6.20am Coming Home for 
Christmas Drama with Carly 
McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 




Edge of Tomorrow 

(film started at 700pm) 

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9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Keanu Reeves, 
Laurence Fishburne and 
Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer 
hacker learns that he is 
destined to save humanity from 
enslavement by a network of 
artificially intelligent computers. 
(S)(1999,15,136min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.30 Cujo Thriller with Dee Wallace 
Stone. (S) (1983, 18, 91 min) ★★ 

1.15am Zombeavers As 3.30pm. 
2.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 
2.55 Alien: Director's Cut The 

director's cut of Ridley Scott's classic 
sci-fi chiller with Sigourney Weaver. 
(S)(1979,15,115min) ★★★★★ 
5.00 Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 
5.30-6.00am The Martian: 

Sky Movies Special 




5.30 The Secret Life of Walter... 



Inherent Vice 

(film started at 730pm) 

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10.00 American Sniper Biopic 
starring Bradley Cooper, Sienna 
Miller and Kyle Gallner. A 
Navy SEAL finds life back on 
civvy street difficult to deal 
with after four tours of Iraq. 

(S) (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.15am Gangs of New York Drama 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) 
(2002, 18, 168min) ★★★ 
3.15-6.00am Enemy Thriller with Jake 
Gyllenhaal and Melanie Laurent. 

(S) (2013,15, 90min) ★★★★ 




Field of Dreams 

(film started at 6.55pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 PREMIERE How I Live 

Now Apocalyptic thriller 
starring Saoirse Ronan. An 
American teenager in Britain 
becomes a fugitive in a military 
police state as the country is 
drawn into a Third World War. 
(S) (2013,15, 99min) ★★★ 
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9.00am Time Runners 11.00 
To Catch a Yeti 12.50pm A 
Christmas Wish Depression- 
era drama with Brian Krause. 
(2013, PG, 97min) ★★ 

3.00 Elf-Man Christmas family 
comedy. (2012, U, 83min) ★ 
4.50 The Lost World 
Adventure. (1992, PG, 95min) 
★★ 6.55 The Lazarus 
Project Supernatural thriller 
(2008, 12, lOOmin) ★★★ 



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7.00am Catch a Christmas 
star 9.00 A Fairytale 
Christmas 11.00 My Dad Is 
Scrooge 1.00pm Merry 
Ex-mas Seasonal drama. 
(2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 Santa Switch Comedy 
with Ethan Erickson. (2013, 
PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Spirit 
of Christmas Seasonal 
romance starring Jen Lilley. 
(2015, PG, 87min) ★★ 






6.00am The History of WWII 
7.15 Mighty Joe Young 
9.10 Death Car on the 
Freeway 11.05 Till the End 
of Time 1.15pm Farewell to 
the King Wartime adventure. 
(1988,12,117min)^^^ 
3.30 Split Second Suspense 
thriller. (1953, b/w, PG, 
85min) ★★ 5.15 Wildfire 7: 
The Inferno Disaster movie. 
(2002, PG, 91 min) ★★ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



7.00pm Secret Window 4MC Thriller based 
on the novella by Stephen King, starring 
Johnny Depp and John Turturro. ★★★ 
9.00pm The Dark Knight /71/2 Dark 
comic-book action thriller starring Christian 
Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and 
Maggie Gyllenhaal. (HD) ★★★★ 

9.00pm Game of Death ITV4 Thriller starring 
Wesley Snipes and Robert Davi. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Non-Stop 4Seven Action thriller 
starring Liam Neeson. (HD) ★★★★ 



1 0.00pm Mr. & Mrs. Smith 5^ Black 
comedy thriller starring Brad Pitt. ★★★ 

1 1 .00pm Twelve Monkeys Syfy Sci-fi fantasy 
starring Bruce Willis. (HD) ★★★★★ 

1 1 .05pm Hard to Kill ITV4 Thriller with Steven 
Seagal and Kelly LeBrock. (HD) ★★★ 
1.05am Child's Play 3 ITV4 Horror sequel 
about the foul-mouthed murderous doll 
Chucky, starring Justin Whalin. (HD) ★ 



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11.05 Knowing Sci-fi mystery thriller. 
(S)(2009,15,116min) ★★ 

1.20-3.50am Lore War drama. 
Subtitled. (2012, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 



9.00 Virtuosity Sci-fi thriller 
starring Denzel Washington, 
Kelly Lynch and Russell Crowe. 
(1995,15, 103min) ★★★ 
11.10 Ghosts of Mars John 
Carpenter's sci-fi thriller 
starring Natasha Henstridge. 
(2001,15, 97min) ★★★ 
1.05am Exam British thriller 
starring Luke Mably and Jimi 
Mistry. (2009, 15, 101 min) ★★ 
3.15 The Way We Were 
Drama with Barbra Streisand. 
(1973, PG,118min) ★★★ 
5.35 Sony Movie News Extra 
5.50-6.00am Behind the 
Screens How films are made. 



+1 hour IS 



7.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 

Seasonal romance starring 
Haylie Duff and Antonio Cupo. 
(2013, PG, 85min) ★★ 

9.00 A Rodeo and Juliet 
Christmas Romantic drama 
starring Tim Abell and Krista 
Allen. (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ 

11.00 Naughty or Nice Festive 
comedy starring Hilarie 
Burton and Matt Dallas. 

(2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 

1.00am Angel on My Tree 
Drama starring Kellie Martin. 
(2013, PG, 83min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am Christmas 
with a Capital C Comedy 
drama with Daniel Baldwin. 
(2011, PG,120min) ★★ 



7.10 Shockwave Mutant robot 

I thriller starring Joe Lando, 
Lisa LoCicero and Josh Cox. 
(2006, 15, 94min) ★★ 

9.00 Vampire Bats Sci-fi 
horror thriller sequel starring 
Lucy Lawless and Dylan Neal. 
(2005,15, 85min) ★★ 

10.45 Incubus Horror thriller 
starring Tara Reid and Russell 
Carter (2005, 15, 84min) ★ 
12.25am Killing Moon 
Thriller starring Kim Coates. 
(1998,15, 87min)^^ 
2.10-4.00am Mr Blandings 
Builds His Dream House 
Classic comedy starring Cary 
Grant and Myrna Loy. (1948, 
b/w, U, 84min) ★★★★★ 



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VIRGIN 531 
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6.00am UEFA Champions 
League Magazine (HD) 

6.30 Hyundai A-League 
Highlights (HD) 7.00 
Game of the Week (HD) 

7.30 Vanarama National 
League Highlights (HD) 
8.00 Barclays Premier 
League Review (HD) 

9.00 Ladbrokes SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 9.30 
Rugby Tonight (HD) 11.00 
The Clare Balding Show 
(HD) 1.00pm PSA Squash 
Highlights 2.00 Brasileirao 
(HD) 3.00 Barclays 
Premier League Review 
(HD) 4.00 Game of the 
Week (HD) 4.30 Global 
Goals (HD) 4.45 The 
Ultimate Fishing Show (HD) 
5.15 LIVE Hockey 
Australia v Great Britain: 
Push-back is at 5.15. (HD) 
7.30 LIVE Hockey 
China v Argentina. (HD) 
9.45 LIVE Hockey Germany 
V New Zealand. (HD) 
12.00m't LIVE Hockey 
(HD) 2.15am Bundesliga 
Review (HD) 3.15 French 
Liguel Review (HD) 

4.15 Vanarama National 
League Highlights (HD) 
4.45 Football Tonight 
(HD) 5.15 Fletch & Sav 
- The Best Bits (HD) 
5.45-6.00am Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 



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VIRGIN 513 
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6.00am Soccer AM: The 
Best Bits (HD) 7.00 WWE 

- Smackdown (HD) 8.00 
Joshua V Whyte: The 
Gloves Are Off (HD) 8.30 
Joshua V Whyte: Collision 
Course (HD) 9.00 
Fantasy Football Club 

- The Highlights (HD) 

9.30 Ford Monday Night 
Football (HD) 12.00noon 
Joshua V Whyte: The 
Gloves Are Off (HD) 

12.30pm Joshua v Whyte: 
Collision Course (HD) 

1.00 Ford Monday Night 
Football (HD) 3.30 
Barclays Premier League 
Review (HD) 4.30 Joshua 
V Whyte: The Gloves Are 
Off (HD) 5.00 Joshua V 
Whyte: Collision Course 
(HD) 5.30 SPFL 
Round-Up (HD) 6.00 
Fantasy Football Club 

- The Highlights (HD) 
6.30 EubankJrv O'Sullivan: 

The Gloves Are Off (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Mosconi Cup 
Pool (HD) 11.30 Eubank 
Jr V O'Sullivan: The Gloves 
Are Off (HD) 12.00m't 
La Liga World (HD) 
12.30am Football Gold 
(HD) 1.00 EubankJrv 
O'Sullivan: The Gloves Are 
Off (HD) 1.30 FL72 
Goals (HD) 2.30 Soccer 
AM: The Best Bits (HD) 

3.30 Fantasy Football 
Club - The Highlights: 
(HD) 4.00 EubankJrv 
O'Sullivan: The Gloves 
Are Off (HD) 4.30 La 
Liga World (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Football Gold 



BTSPORT1 



6.00am Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
AP McCoy (HD) 7.00 
NFL (HD) 8.00 LIVE 
International Premier 
Tennis League: Singapore 
Slammers v UAE Royals, 
and Indian Aces v 
Philippine Mavericks: Day 
three at the Mall of Asia 
Arena in Manila. (HD) 

2.30pm Sporting Greats 

3.30 Sporting Rivalries 

England v France in 
rugby union. (HD) 

4.00 WWE From the 
Vault Four editions. (HD) 

5.00pm WWE - 
Smackdown The latest 
wrestling action. (HD) 

7.00 NFL Action from 
Washington Redskins v 
Dallas Cowboys. (HD) 

8.00 NFL - A Football 
Life Tom Landry. (HD) 

9.00 Sporting Greats 

A profile of Carl Lewis. 

9.30 Sporting Greats The 

career of Joe Frazier. 

10.00 Sporting Greats 

A profile of Ed Moses. 

10.30 Sporting Greats 

Sean Fitzpatrick. 

11.00 Sporting Rivalries 

Double bill. (HD) 

12.00m't NFL: As shown 
at 7.00pm. (HD) 1.00am 
NFL - A Football Life 
(HD) 2.00 Sporting 
Rivalries (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Sporting Greats 



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6.00am French Ligue 1 
Review (HD) 7.00 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 

8.00 UEFA Europa 
League Magazine (HD) 

9.00 Emirates FA Cup 
(HD) 10.00 Game of 
the Week (HD) 10.30 
Emirates FA Cup (HD) 

11.00 European Football 
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1.00pm Vanarama 
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1.30 Emirates FA Cup (HD) 

2.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

3.00 NBA (HD) 

5.00 UEFA Europa League 
Magazine (HD) 

6.00 Emirates FA Cup (HD) 

6.30 Game of the Week (HD) 

7.00 LIVE UEFA 
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10.00 UFC: Beyond the 
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10.30 UFC Embedded (HD) 

11.30 UFC - Ultimate 
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The Ultimate Fishing Show 
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Inside Stuff (HD) 1.00 
LIVE NBA (HD) 3.30 
Snow Unleashed (HD) 

4.30 UFC: Beyond the 
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Badminton League: 
Loughborough Sport 
V Team Derby. (HD) 

2.00pm Mosconi Cup 
Pool Action from the 
opening day. (HD) 

6.30 Triathlon The 

Challenge Mallorca long- 
distance triathlon. (HD) 

7.00-8.00 Sky Sports 
Boxing Gold Action 
from Jamie Moore v 
Matthew Macklin. (HD) 
7.15 Amir Khan v 
Marcos Maidana. (HD) 

7.30 Kevin Mitchell v 
John Murray. (HD) 

7.45 Lucian Bute v 
Carl Froch. (HD) 

8.00 Fight Night Anthony 
Joshua V Gary Cornish: 
Another chance to see 
the bout for the vacant 
Commonwealth 
Heavyweight title at the 
02 Arena, London. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late Night 
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11.00 Triathlon As shown 
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11.30 Sky Sports Boxing 
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12.00m't Time of Our 
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10.00 NBA Tonight 
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I. 30pm Pardon the 
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2.00 Around the Horn 
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2.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

3.00 Baseball Tonight (HD) 

3.30 College Basketball 
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7.00 ESPN FC (HD) 

7.30 LIVE UEFA 
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Champions League. (HD) 

10.00 Baseball Tonight 
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10.30 NBA Tonight (HD) 

II. 00 College GameDay 
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College Basketball: Virginia 
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Mountaineers. (HD) 
2.00am LIVE College 
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LIVE College Basketball: 
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Maryland Terrapins. (HD) 
4.30 Baseball Tonight 
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6.00am PGA Tour Classic: 
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Nedbank Golf Challenge 
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Sporting Greats (HD) 
11.00 Racing News (HD) 
11.30 Sporting Greats 

12.00noon Nedbank Golf 
Challenge Action from 
the fourth day. (HD) 

1.00pm PGA Tour Classic 

A look back at the 
1992 Canadian Open. 

2.00 NFL Action from 
Washington Redskins v 
Dallas Cowboys. (HD) 

3.00 NFL - A Football 
Life A profile of Al Davis. 

4.00 Nedbank Golf 
Challenge Action from 
the fourth day. (HD) 

5.00 PGA Tour Classic 

Action from the 2000 
Greater Hartford Open. 

6.00 Sporting Greats 

6.30 Golfing World (HD) 

7.00 Sportswomen (HD) 

7.30 Asian Tour Golf The 

Ho Tram Open. (HD) 

8.30 Sporting Greats 

9.00 Sportswomen (HD) 

9.30 Golfing World (HD) 

10.00 LIVE Sky Poker 

Online players compete. 

12.00m't World Poker 
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Golfing World (HD) 1.30 
Sporting Greats (HD) 
3.00-6.00am PGA 
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5.00pm Vanarama 
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of the latest action. (HD) 

5.30 Serie A Review 
All the latest news 
and action from Italy's 
top division. (HD) 

6.00 UEFA Champions 
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The latest news and 
updates from the UEFA 
Champions League. (HD) 

6.30 LIVE UEFA 
Champions League 
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from the UEFA 
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7.30 LIVE UEFA 
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Action from the UEFA 
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10.00 UEFA Champions 
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the goals from the latest 
set of fixtures in the 
UEFA Champions League. 

11.00 Serie A Review 
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11.30 Global Goals The 
greatest goals from 
around the world. (HD) 

12.00m't-6.00am UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 



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Football's Greatest 
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Football's Greatest Teams 
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12.00noon Sporting 
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I. 00pm Sky Sports 
Today Sports news. (HD) 

2.00 Eredivisie Round-Up 

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3.00 Football's Greatest 
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3.30 Football's 
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4.00 Sporting Heroes 

With Denis Law. (HD) 

5.00 Eredivisie Round-Up 

News and action. (HD) 

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 

7.00 Gillette Soccer 
Special News from 
tonight's matches. (HD) 

10.00 Barclays Premier 
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10.30 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 

II. 00 Eredivisie Round-Up 
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Premier League Legends 
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Football's Greatest 
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8.35 Best of Crash 9.00 
2015 Autosport Awards 

11.35 Supercar Challenge 

12.40pm Best of Crash 

I. 10 Formula Snow 
Highlights Highlights from 
the snowmobile race. 

3.15 2015 Autosport 
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5.50 RC Racing European 
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6.25 BSR Touring Cars 
Powered by Iracing 
The Mosport circuit on 
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7.25 TCR Asia Series 
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8.00 GT Asia Series 
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8.30 Auto Mundial 

9.00 Lucas Oil Off Road 
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Lite and Pro 2 disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

10.05 Lucas Oil Off 
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Buggy disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

II. 05 Trophee Andros 
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1.15am TCR Asia Series 
1.45 2015 Autosport 
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Lucas Oil Off Road 
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7.15am Horse Racing 7.30 
Tennis: Fed Cup (HD) 
8.30 Davis Cup Final 
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Voxwomen Cycling Show 
(HD) 10.00 Ski Jumping 
(HD) 11.00 Biathlon (HD) 

12.00noon Figure 
Skating The Skate 
America meeting. (HD) 

2.00pm Figure Skating 

The Skate Canada 
International. (HD) 

4.00 Figure Skating 

The Cup of China. (HD) 

6.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship 

Highlights of the final 
from the Barbican 
Centre in York. (HD) 

8.00 Macau Grand Prix 

Action from the 
motorcycle event in 
Macau, China. (HD) 

9.00 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica A review 
of the 2015 season. (HD) 

10.00 World Rallycross 
Championship 

Highlights of the 13th 
and final round of the 
season from Santa Fe 
in Argentina. (HD) 

11.00 GT Academy 2015: 
Back to Basics (HD) 

11.15 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship 

A look back at the 
2015 season. (HD) 

12.15-1.15am Motorsport: 
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the Putrajaya ePrix. (HD) 



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9.45 Alpine Skiing 
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12.00noon Ski Jumping 

World Cup highlights 
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1.30pm Fencing Action 
from the Grand Prix 
Series in Doha. (HD) 

2.30 WATTS 

3.30 Snooker: UK 
Championship As 

shown at 10.00pm. (HD) 

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of the season. (HD) 

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10.00 Snooker: 

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Lord Sugar doesn't live up to his name 
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Prey 

ITVHD, 9pm/ITV+l JOpm 

The police hunt drama returns, with Philip 
Glenister's innocent prison guard forced 
to go on the run after an ultimatum 



The Secrets of 
the Mona Lisa 

BBC2HD,9pm(Scot, 11.45pm) 

Andrew Graham-Dixon shares new 
forensic findings about the masterpiece 



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304 SKY GREATS 



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9.00 The Apprentice 


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8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 


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1 10.30 Newsnightt 


7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 


8.00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here... 


9.00 Prey 


10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights 


7.00 News; The Political Slot 


8.00 The Supervet 


9.00 24 Hours in A&E 


1 10.00 Peep Show 


1 10.30 Toast of London 


7.00 Kids' Hospital at Christmas 


8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 


9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 


10.00 Suspects 


7.00 The Simpsons 


8.00 Arrow 


9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 


10.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Hours 


7.00 Top Gear 


8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 


9.00 Meth and Madness in Mexico... 


10.00 Russell... ]l0.30Josh 


7.00 You've Been Framed! 


8.00 Two and a Half Men 


9.00 Through the Christmas Keyhole 


10.00 Release the Hounds: Jingle Hell II 


7.00 News 1 7.30 The Boats That... 


8.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 


1 9.00 Film: Quartet jl0.30 What a... 


7.00 Hollyoaks 1 7.35 Film: Twilight 


10.00 Supernatural 


7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 1 8.00 CSI 


10.00 Grey's Anatomy 


1 7.00 Blue Bloods 


9.00 The Affair [lO.lO Nurse Jackie 


1 7.00 Still Open All Hours 1 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances 1 8.55 Outnumbered 1 9.50 The Vicar of Dibley 


7.00 American Pickers 


8.00 Storage Hunters UK 


9.00 Ql XL 


10.00 Crackanory 10.40 Would... 


7.00 Murder, She Wrote 


8.00 Long Lost Family 


9.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury by Royal... 


10.00 Law & Order: UK 


7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 Fifth Gear 


9.00 River Monsters 


10.00 Film: Death Wish II 


7.00 Impractical Jokers 


8.00 The Middle 8.30 Friends 


9.00 Lip Sync Battle 9.30 Russell... 


10.00 Bob's Burgers 


7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 Lost Girl 


9.00 Haven 


10.00 Film: The Colony 


1 ◄ 6.50 Building the Dream 1 7.55 Grand Designs 


9.00 Car SOS 


10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 


1 7.00 NCIS 


9.00 How to Get Away with Murder 


10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 










7.00 Wheeler Dealers 


8.00 Fast N' Loud 


9.00 Yukon Men 


10.00 Monsters Inside Me 


7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 


8.00 Insane Pools: Off the Deep End 


9.00 American Dreamlands 


10.00 Finding Bigfoot 


7.00 Air Crash Investigation 


8.00 Car SOS 


9.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 


10.00 Breakthrough 


7.00 Storage Wars 


8.00 Pawn Stars 


9.00 Mountain Men 


10.00 The Curse of Oak Island 


7.00 Coast 


8.00 Medieval Murder Mysteries 


9.00 Earth: The Power of the Planet 


10.00 Wonders of Life 


7.00 MasterChef Australia 


8.00 Lottery Changed My Life 


9.00 Psychic Matchmaker 


10.00 Untold Stories of the ER 


7.00 River Cottage Every Day 


8.00 Bargain Hunt 


9.00 DIY SOS 


10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 


7.00 Heston Blumenthal's Perfect Christmas 


8.00 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 


9.00 Jamie's Family... [ 9.30 The Naked Chef 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 


1 9.00 Brainwashed 


10.00 1 Survived Evil 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 




10.00 Cake 


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8.00 Wild 


10.00 Bad Neighbours 


◄ 6.10 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 


8.00 Calendar Girls 


10.00 Shaun of the Dead 


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1 8.00 Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice... 


1 9.00 Maleficent 


◄ 6.15 Rush Hour 2 


1 8.00 Lucy 


1 9.45 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 


◄ 6.20 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 


1 8.00 Let's Be Cops [ 1 0.00 The Wedding Singer 


1 17.15 Reasonable Doubt 1 9.00 Blackhat 


◄ 6.40 Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas 8.00 Bad Santa 


9.45 Sleepless in Seattle 


1 i 6.45 Guardians of the Galaxy 


[ 9.00 Jupiter Ascending 


◄ 6.00 The Necessary Death of Charlie... 8.00 Hustle & Flow 10.00 Starred Up 


1 [7.15 The Simpsons Movie 


[ 9.00 Broken City 



317 TCM 



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◄ 4.45 The Mouse That Roared 



7.55 Canyon Ambush 



9.00 Collateral Damage 



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7.15 Cricket's Greatest; Cricket Fillers: We Love It - Stephen Fry 



9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 



7.00 Greyhound Racing - Live: The ECC Timber Oaks and Laurels at Belle Vue, Manchester 


9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 


7.00 Fishing Gurus 8.00 European Tour Golf 


9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 10.00 WWE - Raw 


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G.OOam Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Sister 
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Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD) 
(AD) 11.45 Family Finders (S)(HD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
SERIES FINALE 8/8. Patrick Tyneman's 
son is arrested for the murder of a 
freemason. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 
Escape to the Country A property 

in North Yorkshire. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 James Martin - Home Comforts at 
Christmas With special guest French 
chef Michel Roux Sr. (S)(HD)(AD) 

4.25 Flog It! From Alnwick. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 



6.00am Homes Under the Hammer (S) 

(R) (HD) 7.00 Oxford Street Revealed 

(S) (R)(HD)(AD) 7.45 Flog It! Trade 
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Simply Nigella (S)(R)(AD) 8.45 Terry 
and Mason's Great Food Trip (S)(R) 

9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 
BBC News (S)(HD) 11.30 Daily Politics 
(S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in the Attic (S) 
(R) 1.45 Pressure Pad (S)(R)(HD) 2.30 
The Great British Bake Off (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 3.30 The Great Antiques Map of 
Britain A visit to Worcester. (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 The World's Most Photographed 
Adolf Hitler's transformation. (S)(R) 

4.30 Wogan: The Best Of (S)(R) 

5.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(AD) 

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes 
Two Ian Waite analyses the couples’ 
training ahead of the weekend. (S)(HD) 



6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 

10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat 
and lifestyle features. (S)(HD) 

12.30pm Loose Women With comedian 
and TV personality Alan Carr. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Judge Rinder Criminal barrister 
Robert Rinder takes on real-life 
cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 

3.00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show 
hosted by Vernon Kay. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Game show 
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 



6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.35- 

9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 

Triple bill. (S)(R) 9.00 Frasier (S)(R) 

10.00 Undercover Boss USA (S)(R) 
(HD) 11.00 Jamie's Comfort Food 
Double bill. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.00noon News (S)(HD) 

12.05-2.1 0pm Come Dine with Me 
Back-to-back editions of the dinner 
party series from Darlington. (S)(R)(HD) 
2.10pm Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 
3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (S)(HD) 

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three 
couples from the West Country compete 
for the cash prize of £1000. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Harry warns Cleo 

he will tell her family if she does 
not stop visiting Pete. (S)(HD)(AD) 



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7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 



8.00 Cuffs 

7/8. Donna is praised for her quick 
thinking after being held at gunpoint, 
while Carl is given a disturbing insight 
into his boss's personal life when 
they investigate the disappearance 
of a teenage girl. (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 

Midsomer Murders star Neil Dudgeon 
and actress Diana Rigg take on the 
antiques-hunting challenge, as they 
travel through Yorkshire 
in search of valuables. (S)(R)(HD) 



8.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals 

14/21. The 10 remaining chefs are 
split into two by the judges, with one 
group preparing dinner for London's 
Law Society, as they compete for a 
semi-final place. (S)(HD) 

■ Continues tomorrow 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Jai confronts Sam as the truth 
about Megan emerges. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Coronation Street 

Carla suspects that Rob has 
an agenda. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.00 NEW rm a Celebrity... Get 
Me Out of Here! Coming Out 
The campers are reunited with 
friends and family and spend a 
well-deserved night in luxury 
following their departure from 

the Australian jungle. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Saturday on ITV2 



7.00 News (S)(HD) 



7.55 The Political Slot 

With Helen Grant MR (S)(HD) 

8.00 The Supervet 

3/5. A Staffordshire bull terrier 
requires attention when he suffers 
complete paralysis in his back legs, 
while the owner of a Devon Rex cat 
that has been struck by a car faces 
a tough decision. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 



9.00 The Apprentice 

10/12. At the London Aquatics 
Centre, the remaining candidates are 
given the task of creating and 
producing a new health food, before 
pitching it to three retailers. (S)(HD) 
■ The Apprentice: You're Fired 
follows on BBC2 



9.00 NEW The Secrets 
of the Mona Lisa 

Andrew Graham-Dixon explores 
new findings about Leonardo da 
Vinci's masterpiece, as centuries-old 
documents and the latest tools are 
used to reveal its secrets. (S)(HD)(AD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow 



9.00 NEW SERIES Prey 

1/3. The thriller returns, following 
the story of a prison officer forced 
on the run with a prisoner when 
his daughter is kidnapped. Stars 
Philip Glenister, Rosie Cavaliero 
and MyAnna Buring. See feature, 
page 8 (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) 



9.00 24 Hours in A&E 

A five-year-old is rushed into St 
George's Hospital struggling to 
breathe, an 83-year-old man in 
a confused state arrives in A&E 
after falling over, and a 12-year-old 
girl has treatment for a nasty cut 
on her leg. (S)(HD)(AD) 



10 



10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 



10.25 Local News (S) 

Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

10.35 The Apprentice: 

The Final Five 

11/12. Profiles of the remaining 
candidates, delving into their 
backgrounds to find out what 
makes them tick, as well as 
looking back over their journeys 
in the process so far. (S)(HD) 



11.35 Film 2015 Danny Leigh and 
Claudia Winkleman are joined by 
Ellen E Jones to review relationship 
drama By the Sea and discuss the 
enduring appeal of Star Wars. (S)(HD) 
12.05am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
(HD) 12.10-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



10.00 The Apprentice: 

You're Fired 

10/11. Jack Dee interviews this week's 
freshly rejected candidate. (S)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 



11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 

11.15 The Secret History of the 
British Garden 3/4. Examining the 
extraordinary changes that occurred 
in the 19th century. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.1 5- 2.1 Sam Sign Zone: Earth's Wildest 
Waters: The Big Fish 6/6. The final 
takes place in Zambia. (S)(R)(AD) 

1.15 The Last Dukes (S)(R)(AD) 

2.1 5- 6.1 Sam Previews (S)(HD) 



10.00 UEFA Champions 
League Highlights 

Mark Pougatch presents action 
from the sixth and final week of 
group-stage fixtures, including VfL 
Wolfsburg v Manchester United, 
and Manchester City v Borussia 
Monchengladbach. (S)(HD) 

11.00 ITV News (S) 

11.30 Local News (S) 

11.45 UEFA Champions League: Extra 
Time Mark Pougatch presents the rest 
of the action from week six in the group 
stage, including Real Madrid v Malmo, 
and Benfica v Atletico Madrid. (S)(HD) 
12.15am Jackpot247 

3.00 Ejector Seat (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 

3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 

5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Lively talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 
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10.00 Peep Show 

5/6. Mark has a play date in a soft 
play centre. (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 



10.30 Toast of London 

4/6. Persuaded by Jane, Steven 
takes part in a Royal Variety 
Performance. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD) 

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 
Christmas Special (S)(R)(HD) 12.05am 
4Music: Best Before: Music on 4 (S) 
(HD) 12.35 Hunting the Paedophiles: 
Inside the National Crime Agency (S) 

(R) (HD) 1.30 FILM Kingpin Comedy. 

(S) (HD)(1996,12,115min)^^^ 



3.25 FILM Buchanan Rides Alone 
Western. (S)(SL)(HD) (1958, U, 80min) 
★★ 4.45 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 
(S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Location, 
Location, Loca tion (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 



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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.45 FILM Gifts for Christmas 

Seasonal drama with Marla Sokoloff. 
(S)(HD)(2010, mOSmin)^^ 
1.30pm News(S)(HD) 

1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.05 FILM The Case for Christmas 
Seasonal comedy starring Dean Cain. 
(S)(HD)(20n PGJOSmin)^^ 

3.50 FILM PREMIERE Holiday Help 
Festive romantic drama starring Alicia 
Witt and Wallace Shawn. With the 
help of an angel, a single mother 
gets a job and meets the love of her 
life. (S)(HD) (2014, U, lOOmin) ★★ 

5.30 News (HD) 

6.00 Neighbours Sonya witnesses 
Steph and Toadie's unbreakable 
bond first hand. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News(S)(HD) 




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7.00 Kids' Hospital 
at Christmas 

A 13-day-old baby undergoes 
surgery to rennove a tumour from 
the base of his spine, while a 
seven-year-old girl with a rare and 
incurable disorder joins in the 
festivities on her ward. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 

An excited young couple seek 
confirmation from the doctor 
about their first-time pregnancy, 
while a woman expecting her 
fourth child is concerned about 
postnatal depression. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Can't Pay? 

We'll Take It Away 
SERIES FINALE 11/11 Paul 
and Phil get more than they 
bargained for, while Stewart and 
Victor hunt down £66,000 
owed by a businessman. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow 

10.00 Suspects 

Ricochet: 3/4. The detectives 
investigate the shooting of a 
clergyman in broad daylight, and 
suspicion falls on the reverend's 
son when they link him to 
the suspect in another recent 
incident. (Series 4) (S)(HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit Fc7t/7er Dearest.- 20/23. 

A man preys on his biological 
daughters. (Series 13) (S)(HD) 

11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims 
Unit Learning Curve: 21/23. A man 
is abducted. (Series 13) (S)(HD) 

12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: 
New Lives in the Wild UK (S)(R) 

(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 
4.25 Divine Designs (S)(SL)(R) 4.45- 
6.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 

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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (R)(AD) 

7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) 9.00 
Inside Gatwick (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
12.00noon The Last Ship El Toro: 

5/10. The crew explores the jungles 
of Nicaragua. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00pm The Last Ship Lockdown: 

6/10. Danny comes down with a 
mysterious illness. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 

5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons Faith Off: Bart tries 
to save Homer from the embarrassing 
effects of his latest misfortune. (S)(R) 




7.00 The Simpsons 

Bart the Fink: Bart inadvertently 
exposes his TV idol Krusty the 
Clown as a tax-dodger. (S)(R) 

7.30 Lisa the Iconoclast: Lisa 
discovers the revered founder of 
Springfield was actually a pirate. 
With Donald Sutherland. (S)(R) 

8.00 Arrow 

NEW EPISODE Legends of 
Yesterday: 8/23. The second 
part of the crossover with The 
Flash sees Oliver and Barry 
trying to figure out how to 
defeat villain Vandal Savage. (S) 

■ Repeated on Friday on Sky2 

9.00 NCIS:Los Angeles 

Chernoff, K: 24/24. The case 
involving Arkady and his personal 
connection to the oil tanker leads 
Callen, Sam, Deeks and Kensi to 
Moscow, where the team must 
assume multiple identities to find 
the suspects. (Series 6) (S)(R) 

10.00 Prison: 

First and Last 24 Hours 

NEW EDITION 7/8. Documentary 
following convicted criminals in 
four Scottish prisons on the two 
most important days of their 
sentences - their arrival and 
their release. (S)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Kupouli 'la 
(Broken) 6/22. A man dressed up 
as a zombie on Halloween is shot 
dead. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m't Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) 

2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(AD) 3.00 Brit 
Cops: Rapid Response (R)(AD) 4.00 
Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 
Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00- 
6.00am UK B order Force (S)(R)(HD) 



9 December 



LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 



SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

10.35pm Holby City 
11.35 The Apprentice: 

The Final Five 12.35am 
Film 2015 1.05 Weather 
for the Week Ahead 
1.10-6.00am BBC News 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 



SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

2.30pm Politics Scotland 
3.30-4.30 The Great 
British Bake Off 9.00- 

10.00 NEW Bothy Life 
10.30 Scotland 2015 

11.00 Newsnight 11.40 
Weather 11.45 NEW The 
Secrets of the Mona Lisa 
12.45am Sign Zone: 

Earth's Wildest Waters: The 
Big Fish 1.45 The Last 
Dukes 2.45-6.1 5am 
Previews 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

11.15pm Spotlight 
11.45pm-12.15am 

Mock the Week 

WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

11.15pm It's My Shout: 
Short Films from Wales 

SERIES FINALE 11.25 The 

Secret History of the British 
Garden 12.25am Coast 
12.55-1.15am Previews 



No variations 



Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau 
Canu Dechrau Cannnol 

2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

3.00 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr 
yFfermwyr SERIES FINALE 

4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 

6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
6.30 Only Boys Aloud: Cor y 
Gogledd 7.00 Heno 7.30 Y 
Ffair Aeaf 2015 SERIES 
FINALE 8.30 Dim Ond y 
Gwir 9.00 Newyddion 9 a'r 
Tywydd 9.30 Neb yn 
Gwybod Dim Byd 10.00 
Rygbi Pawb 11.00 Ar y 
Dibyn 12.05-6.00am 
YDydd yny Cynulliad 



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7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy 
Clarkson and Richard 
Hammond assist with the 
ma ki ng of The Sweeney. (HD) | 

8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 

7/8. A party animal aims to 
impress his perfectionist 
bride-to-be with a Bollywood- 
inspired extravaganza. (HD) 

9.00 Meth and Madness in 
Mexico: Stacey Dooley | 
Investigates The journalist 
meets people involved in the 
global drug trade. (HD)(AD) | 

10.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News The comedian's 
perspective on the news. (HD) 

10.30Josh NEW EPISODE I 

5/6. Geoff watches Josh ; 

perform an unsuccessful 
stand-up gig and takes it 
upon himself to help him 
with his career (HD)(AD) ; 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 
American Dad! (HD) 12.10am 
Family Guy 12.30 Josh (HD) 

(AD) 1.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News (HD) 1.30 Meth 
and Madness in Mexico: Stacey 
Dooley Investigates (HD)(AD) | 

2.30 Young, Trans and Looking i 

for Love (HD)(AD) 3.30- ' 

4.00am Josh (SL)(AD) 



7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 The Boats That Built 
Britain 2/6. Tom Cunliffe tells 
the story of HMS Pickle. 

8.00 The Mary Rose: 

A Timewatch Guide 

Historian Dan Snow explores 
the excavation and raising of 
the iconic ship. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM Quartet Comedy 
starring Maggie Smith, Tom 
Courtenay and Billy Connolly. 
With their retirement home 
facing closure, three residents 
strive to persuade a famous 
new arrival to take part in a 
fundraising concert. (HD)(AD) 
(2012, 12, 90min) ★★★★ 

10.30 What a 
Performance! Pioneers of 
Popular Entertainment 

1/3. Frank Skinner and Suzy 
Klein celebrate a century of 
live entertainment. (HD)(AD) 

11.30 The Mary Rose: A 
Timewatch Guide (HD)(AD) 
12.30am The Golden Age of 
Steam Railways (HD) 1.30 
Building Burma's Death 
Railway: Moving Half the 
Mountain (HD) 2.30-3.30am 
Botany: A Blooming History 



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6.00am Meghan Trainor: The Hot 
Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers 
Guinness World Records (HD) 
6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.50 Best 
of You've Been Framed! 8.45 
The Cube (HD) 9.45 Psych (HD) 
10.35 FILM Secret Santa: 
Seasonal comedy. (2003, 

PG, 85min) ★★ 12.25pm 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.55 
You've Been Framed Extreme! 
1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 2.40- 
6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 
(HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder(HD) 

7.00 You've Been Framed! 

Double bill of comical clips, 
narrated by Harry Hill. 

8.00 Two and a Half Men 

18/24. Charlie and Alan 
pretend to be a couple. (HD) 
8.30 19/24. Alan takes a 
shine to Charlie's former 
girlfriend. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Through the 
Christmas Keyhole 

With Jonathan Ross, Louis 
Walsh and Kym Marsh. (HD) 

10.00 NEW Release the 
Hounds: Jingle Hell II 

Festive edition of the 
horror game show. (HD) 

11.00 The Vampire Diaries NEW 
EPISODE Mommie Dearest 
(Series 7) (HD)(AD) 12.00m't 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 
1.00am Viral Tap (HD) 1.40 
Totally Bonkers Guinness World 
Records (HD) 2.05-2.15am 
Rixton: The Hot Desk (HD) 



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6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 
Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 

(AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 

(AD) 3.00 Melissa &Joey 
(HD) 4.00 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 6.00 
The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 

7.00 Hollyoaks Harry tells the 
McQueens about Cleo visiting 
Pete, and John Paul encourages 
Myra to catch Diego out. (HD) 

7.35 FILM Twilight 

Supernatural romance thriller 
starring Kristen Stewart and 
Robert Pattinson. A teenage 
girl discovers that the boy she 
is falling in love with has a 
centuries-old secret that could 
threaten her life. (HD)(AD) 

(2008, 12, 122min) ★★★ 

10.00 Supernatural NEW 
EPISODE The Things We Left 
Behind: 9/23. Castiel finds 
Claire, the daughter of his 
vessel Jimmy, but when she 
runs away from him, he is 
forced to ask Sam and Dean 
for help. (Series 10) (HD) 

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 

(AD) 12.00m't Gogglebox 
(HD) 1.00am Rude Tube (HD) 

2.05 Supernatural (HD) 2.50 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 

3.35 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.20- 
6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 

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PM 



SKY LIVING 



SKY 107 
HD 107/221 



VIRGIN 112 
HD 111 



6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 The Real A&E (HD) 

9.00 UK Border Force (HD) 

10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

11.00 CSI (Series 13) (HD) 
12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 
(HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: 
Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 

3.00 CSI: Double bill. (Series 5) 
(HD) 5.00 Customs UK: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 

6.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill of the series. 



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7.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia The 

contestants attempt to 
cook haute cuisine in 
cramped conditions on 
board a moving train. 

8.00 CSI Scuba 
Doobie-Doo: 5/23. 
Catherine and Nick 
investigate the suspicious 
death of a scuba diver. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Hero to Zero: 

15/18. Acaped vigilante 
is killed while trying 
to protect a homeless 
man. (Series 15) (HD) 

10.00 NEW SERIES 
Grey's Anatomy 1/24. 
Return of the medical 
drama. See feature, 
pagel2 (Series 12) (HD) 

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.50am 
Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI 
(HD) 4.20 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Nothing to Declare 



REAL LIVES 



SKY ATLANTIC I CHRISTMAS GOLD 



SKY 108 
HD 108/222 



6.00-8.00am Seinfeld (HD) 

8.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 
(HD) 10.00 The West Wing 
(HD) 11.00 Cold Case 
12.00noon Blue Bloods (HD) 

2.00pm Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 
(HD) 4.00 Urban Secrets 
(HD) 5.00 The West Wing 
(HD) 6.00 Cold Case: 

Daniela: 3/23. Rush and 
Valens are sent a gruesome 
home movie. (Series 2) (HD) 



SKY 


1 VIRGIN 


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7.05am The Thin Blue Line 
7.35 Whatever Happened to 
the Likely Lads? 8.35 Last of 
the Summer Wine 9.15 Open 
All Hours 9.55 Porridge 
10.35 The Best of Tommy 
Cooper 11.05 The Thin Blue 
Line 11.45 The Green Green 
Grass 12.40pm dinnerladies 
1.30 Cheers 2.00 Only Fools 
and Horses 3.25 Last of the 
Summer Wine 4.00 Open All 
Hours 4.40 Porridge 5.15 
Only Fools and Horses 6.30 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 







7.00 Blue Bloods 

Bad Blood: 9/22. 

A man accuses a highly 
decorated German 
shepherd in the K9 unit 
of attacking his son. (HD) 

8.00 Mistaken Identity: 
10/22. Danny and 
Baez encounter 
tension and resistance 
while investigating a 
bombing. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 The Affair 
NEW EPISODE 

8/12. Noah’s new-found 
success threatens to 
tempt him to fly off the 
rails. (Series 2) (HD) 

10.10 Nurse Jackie NEW 
EPISODES 11 &12/12. 

(Series 7) (HD) 11.20 The 
Leftovers (HD) 12.30am 
The Last Panthers (HD) 

1.30 The Knick 2.35-4.10 
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Triple 
bill. (Series 2) (HD) 4.20 Star 
Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 



7.00 Still Open All Hours 

David Jason stars as 
Granville in this follow-up 
to Open All Hours. 

7.40 Keeping Up 
Appearances Christmas 
special from 1993. 
Hyacinth goes on a 
cruise on the QE2. 



8.55 Outnumbered 

Christmas special from 
2011. The Brockmans' 
plans for a festive 
holiday grind to a halt. 

9.50 The Vicar of Dibley 

Festive special from 
2004. Geraldine 
celebrates 10 years as 
Dibley's first female vicar. 
11.05 French and Saunders 
11.50 Best of Not the Nine 
O'clock News 12.25am 
Outnumbered 1.20 French 
and Saunders 1.55 Best of 
Not the Nine O'clock News 
2.25 French and Saunders 
3.55-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



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ITV3 



SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 



7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 
Storage Hunters (HD) 8.10 
Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

9.00 American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Storage Hunters UK 
(HD) 11.00 Top Gear (HD) 
1.00pm Storage Hunters (HD) 

2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 Top Gear: Double bill. 

(HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers: 
Alex is questioned by the 
police when a truck flips and 
smashes into a tree. (HD) 



6.00am On the Buses 6.25 
George and Mildred 6.50 
Heartbeat 7.50 Murder, She 
Wrote (HD) 8.45 Where the 
Heart Is 9.45-11.05 Judge 
Judy 11.05 A Touch of Frost 
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 
Wycliffe (HD) 3.10 Where the 
Heart Is 4.15 On the Buses 
5.20 George and Mildred 
5.55 Heartbeat: Swansong: 

Alf mounts a large-scale 
surveillance operation in a bid 
to track down a wool thief. 




10.40 Would I Lie to You? 



7.00 American Pickers 

The guys find a replica 
spaceship on a picking 
trip in Louisiana. (HD) 



8.00 5torage Hunters UK 
NEW EDITION One 

unit in Cardiff has the 
bidders all gagging. (HD) 
8.30 From Royston, 
Hertfordshire. (HD) 

9.00 Ql XL Guests Jason 
Manford, Aisling Bea and 
Johnny Vegas join regular 
Alan Davies to answer a 
range of questions on the 
topic of location. (HD) 

10.00 Crackanory NEW 
EDITION 3/6 With 
Jimmy Carr and 
Christopher Lloyd. (HD) 

10.40 Would I Lie to You? 
12.00m’t Not Going Out 
(HD) 12.40am Crackanory 
(HD) 1.20 Ql XL (HD) 2.20 
Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 
Only Connect 3.30-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



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7.00 Murder, 5he Wrote 

Appointment In Athens: 
Jessica gets embroiled in 
murder and espionage. 
Guest stars Ian Ogiivy 
and Richard Todd. (HD) 

8.00 Long Lost Family 

A woman hopes to be 
reunited with the son she 
gave up for adoption, 
while a nurse wants to 
meet her father. (HD) 

9.00 Inside Asprey: 
Luxury by Royal 
Appointment 

Following the daily 
workings of the high-end 
London designer. (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: UK 

/ Predict a Riot: 3/8. 
Ronnie and Joe find a 
skeleton that has been 
hidden inside the boot of 
a car. (Series 8) (HD) 



11.05 Cold Blood 12.35- 
2.25am A Touch of Frost 

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6.00am Gunsmoke 6.50 The 
Professionals 7.45 Minder 
8.50 Alias Smith and Jones 

9.55 Gunsmoke 11.00 The 
Professionals 12.05pm Kojak 
(HD) 1.05 Minder 2.15 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 2.45 Gunsmoke 

3.50 Alias Smith and Jones 

4.55 The Professionals 6.00 
Kojak: How Cruel the Frost, 
How Bright the Stars: Theo 
tries to prevent two senseless 
murders - but it proves an 
almost impossible task. (HD) 




8.00 Fifth Gear 



7.00 Pawn Stars Festive 
edition looking at the 
series’ highlights. (HD) 
7.30 A Colt revolver, a 
coffee machine and 
presidential pins. (HD) 

8.00 Fifth Gear Tiff drives 
a 40-year-old racing car, 
two limousines are put 
to the test, and a look 

at the possible future of 
supercar design. (HD) 

9.00 River Monsters 

Jeremy Wade searches 
for the real creature 
behind the myth of the 
Loch Ness Monster. (HD) 



10.00 FILM Death Wish 

II Action thriller sequel 
starring Charles Bronson. 
(HD) (1981, 18, 93min)^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.55 FILM Year of the Dragon: 
Crime thriller starring Mickey 
Rourke.(HD)(1985,18, 
136min) ★★★ 2.30- 
2.50am Pawn Stars (HD) 






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6.00am Obese: A Year to 
Save My Life USA 7.00 
Four Weddings 8.00 
Chopper Squad 10.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

11.00 Styled to Rock 

12.00 Britain & Ireland's 
Next Top Model 1.00pm 
Biggest Loser: Australia 

2.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia 3.00 Million 
Dollar Listing: NYC 4.00 
Nothing to Declare 5.00 
The Steve Wilkos Show 

6.00 Four Weddings 7.00 
The Steve Wilkos Show 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 NY Med 10.00 
Sin Cities Unleashed 

11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am 
Sin Cities Unleashed 1.30 
Red Shoe Diaries 2.00 
Boozed Up Brits Abroad 

2.30 Most Shocking 

3.30 Most Haunted Extra 

4.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 



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6.00am Andromeda 

8.00 Star-Crossed 

9.00 Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 
10.00am-12.00noon 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00noon Monkey Life 
1.00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 2.00 
Stop, Search, Seize 

3.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.00 Brighton Beach 
Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life 

6.00 Stargate SG-1: 
Double bill. 8.00 The 
Muppets 8.30 Modern 
Family 9.00 Micky 
Flanagan's Detour de 
France 10.00 Ultimate 
Road Wars 11.00 Brit 
Cops: Rapid Response 

12.00m't Road Wars 
1.00am Danny Dyer's 
Deadliest Men 2: 

Living Dangerously 

2.00- 4.00 Nothing to 
Declare 4.00 Road Wars 

5.00- 6.00am One 
Hundred and Eighty! 



6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 
Haunted 8.00 Sixth Sense 
with Colin Fry 9.00 Monkey 
Life 9.30 Monkey Thieves 

10.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 10.30 
To Catch a Smuggler: JFK 
Airport 11.30 Road Wars 

12.30pm The Jerry Springer 
Show 2.00 Nothing to 
Declare 3.00 Border 
Security USA 4.00 Road 
Wars 5.00 Motorway 
Patrol 6.00 The Dog 
Whisperer 7.00 Monkey 
Life NEW EDITION 7.30 
Monkey Thieves 8.00 
Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Brit 
Cops: Rapid Response 

10.00 Psychic Investigators: 
Double bill. 11.00 Nothing 
to Declare 12.00m't 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line 1.00am Road 
Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 

3.00 Most Shocking 

4.00 Most Haunted 5.00- 



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SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Hollywood 
Treasure (HD) 7.00 
Neighbourhood Blues 
(HD) 8.00 MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 9.00 
Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 
The Bill 11.00 Pointless 

12.00noon MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 1.00pm 
Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 
CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The 
Bill 5.00 Tipping Point 
(HD) 6.00 CSI: NY (HD) 

7.00 CSI: m Young Blood: 
6/24. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 MasterChef Australia 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

9.00 Dynamo: Magician 
Impossible The illusionist 
visits Rio de Janeiro. (HD) 

10.00 One Born Every 
Minute A couple await the 
arrival of their fifth son. 

11.00 Code Black (HD) 
12.00m't CSI: NY (HD) 
2.00am Grimm (HD) 
2.50-3.00am Oddities 

I VIRG 



ALIBI 



7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles: Double bill. (HD) 

I. 00pm Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli 

& Isles (HD) 5.00 
Castle: Double bill. (HD) 

7.00 Crossing Lines Get a 
Clue: 6/23. (Series 6) (HD) 

8.00 Criminal Minds: 
Suspect Behaviour 
Two ofa Kind: M^3. {HD) 

9.00 Miss Fisher's Murder 
Mysteries NEW EPISODE 
Game, Set S Murder: 

IIS. The practice partner 
of a rising tennis star 

is fatally bitten by a 
spider (Series 3) (HD) 
10.15 WPC 56 (HD) 

II. 15 Crossing Lines (HD) 
12.20am Castle: Double 
bill. (HD) 2.10-4.00am 
Murdoch_Mysteries (HD) 

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9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 
9.10 The Only Way Is 
Essex (HD) 10.00 May 
the Best House Win (HD) 

11.00 Peter Andre's 
60 Minute Makeover 
(HD) 12.05pm The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

1.00 Flipping Out NEW 
EDITION (HD) 2.00 
The Real Housewives of 
Miami (HD) 3.00 The 
Millionaire Matchmaker 
(HD) 4.00 The Real 
Housewives of Beverly 
Hills: Double bill. (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date: Double 
bill. (HD) 8.00 When 
Do You Get Off? NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.00 
Ladies of London NEW 
EDITION (HD) 10.00 
Mob Wives (HD) 11.00 
The Real Housewives 

of Melbourne (HD) 
11.55pm-12.45am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

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1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 

9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 

10.00 The Memoirs of 
Sherlock Holmes (HD) 
10.55 Heartbeat 11.50 
Peak Practice 12.45pm 
Kavanagh QC (HD) 

2.25 Life Begins 3.25 
Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 
Downstairs 5.35 The 
Darling Buds of May 
6.40 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot: Double bill. (HD) 

9.00 Broadchurch 
5/8. (Series 2) (HD) 

10.00 The Frankenstein 
Chronicles NEW 
EPISODE The Frankenstein 
Murders: 5/6. Mary 
Shelley follows her own 
line of enquiry into Sir 
William Chester (HD) 

11.05 Grantchester (HD) 
12.05am Titanic (HD) 
2.10 Cold Feet 3.05 Life 
Begins 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 






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COMEDY CENTRAL 



SKY 112 

HD 112/205 



8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 
(HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 

10.00 Impractical Jokers 
(HD) 11.00 Malcolm in 
the Middle (Series 2) (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes. 
(Series 2) (HD) 2.00pm 
ImpracticalJokers (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 
back episodes, including at: 

6.30 22/24. Rachel has an 
eventful surprise birthday 
party. (Series 2) (HD) 




10.00 Bob’s Burgers 



7.00 Impractical Jokers 

The pranksters tries to 
get people to buy strange 
things in a park. (HD) 

7.30 The guys work as 
stadium security (HD) 

8.00 The Middle 
American comedy (HD) 

8.30 Friends 23/24. 

Guest stars Charlie 
Sheen. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Lip Sync Battle 

Derek Hough versus 
Julianne Hough. (HD) 

9.30 Russell Howard's 
Stand Up Central With 
Andrew Maxwell. (HD) 

10.00 Bob's Burgers NEW 
EPISODES 16&17/23. 

Double bill. (HD) 11.00 South 
Park (HD) 11.30 Impractical 
Jokers (HD) 12.00m'tThe 
Daily Show NEW EDITION 
Hosted by Trevor Noah. (HD) 

12.30am ImpracticalJokers 
(HD) 1.00 South Park (HD) 

1.30 Workaholics 2.00 
Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



CBS ACTION 



VIRG 

192 



SYFY 



SKY 114 

HD 114/201 



VIRGIN 135 
HD 165 



6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 

7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 

12.00noon Fact or Faked: 
Paranormal Files (HD) 
1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 

2.00 FILM 500 MPH Storm 
(2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 

4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
(Series 1 ) 6.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine: Hard 
Time: 19/26. (Series 4) 






9.00 Haven 



7.00 Star Trek: The 
Next Generation First 
Contact: 15/26. Picard 
and Troi try to help Piker 
when he is critically 
injured. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 Lost Girl 44 Minutes 
To Save The World: 

9/16. Bo attempts 

to contain Iris, whose 
killer touch is wreaking 
havoc. (Series 5) (HD) 

9.00 Haven NEW 
EPISODE 4 /Watter of 
Time: 22/26. Nathan 
must make common 
cause with an enemy 
(Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 FILM The Colony 

Sci-fi horror starring 
Kevin Zegers. (HD) 

(2013, 18, 90min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't Haven (HD) 1.00am 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.00 
Star Trek: The Next Generation 
(HD) 4.00-6.00am FILM 
Avengers Grimm: Fantasy. 
(HD^ (2015, 15, 82min)^ 



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8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 
Building the Dream (HD) 
11.05 Hugh's 3 Good Things: 
Best Bites: Nuts. (HD) 

11.20 FILM Heaven Knows, Mr 
Allison (HD) (1957, PG) 
★★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 
(HD) 3.35 Secrets of the 
Terracotta Warriors - Secret 
History (HD) 4.40 A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 
5.45 A Place in the Sun: 
Winter Sun (HD) 6.50 
Building the Dream (HD) 



7.55 Grand Designs Kevin 
McCloud follows the 
progress of a couple as 
they try to build the 
ultimate family home 
near York, inspired by a 
giant farm shed. (HD) 

9.00 Car SOS Tim, Fuzz 
and the team step in and 
restore high end car, a 
1967 Lancia Flavia 
coupe, that has stood in 
a garage for 30 years. 

10.00 Obsessive 
Compulsive Cleaners 

A medical student helps 
out in Derby (HD) 

11.00 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
12.05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell 
(HD) 1.05 Obsessive 
Compulsive Cleaners (HD) 
2.10 Salvage SOS NEW 
EDITIONS 3.05-3.35am 
Gadget Man (HD) 



UNIVERSAL 






6.00am NumbSrs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 
(HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) 

11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 
12.00noon NCIS (HD) 

2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 

3.00 Major Crimes: Double 
bill. (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 
Sea Patrol (Series 4) (HD) 

6.00 CSI: Miami: Invasion: 
16/24. Horatio and the team 
investigate when a former 
surfing star is shot dead by 
burglars. (Series 2) (HD) 



7.00 NCIS See /Vo Ew/.- 
1/23. A navy captain 
is held hostage in his 
own office while his 
wife and blind daughter 
are abducted. (HD) 

8.00 Vanished: 3/23. 
The team investigates 
when a Marine 
helicopter is discovered 
abandoned in a crop 
circle. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 How to Get Away 
with Murder NEW 

EPISODE / Want You 
to Die: 7/15. A client is 
accused of harassment. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Producer's Backend: 
3/23. (Series 16) (HD) 



11.00pm-3.00am Law & 

Order: Special Victims Unit 
(HD) 3.00am Law & Order 
(HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 

5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 



FOX 



VIRGIN 157 
HD 199 



8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 

9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 Law 
& Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 

11.00 The Mentalist(HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (Series 9) (HD) 

3.00 Burn Notice (Series 5) 
(HD) 4.00 Law & Order: 
Criminal Intent (Series 7) (HD) 

5.00 The Mentalist: Throwing 
Fire: 10/23. (HD) 6.00 
Rose-Coioured Glasses: 11/23. 
A couple are murdered 
on their way to a school 
reunion. (Series 2) (HD) 



9.00 Tyrant 



7.00 NCIS Extreme 
Prejudice: M24. The 
team tries to track down 
Harper Dearing following 
the bomb attack on the 
NCIS headquarters. (HD) 

8.00 Recovery: 2/24. An 
NCIS armoury employee 
is found murdered. Guest 
stars Steve Valentine. 
(Series 10) (HD) 

9.00 Tyrant NEW 
EPISODE The Other 
Brother: 6/12. The Army 
of the Caliphate continues 
to gain ground in 
Abuddin.(Series2)(HD) 

10.00 Da Vinci's Demons 

Alls Volas Propriis: 7/10. 
Leo tries to solve the 
mystery of the Turkish 
armour. (Series 3) (HD) 

11.10 Family Guy (HD) 
12.10-2.10am American 
Dad! 2.10 Rick and Morty 
3.10 The Walking Dead 4.10- 
5.00am American Dad! 



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SKY ARTS 



VIRGIN 122 
HD 206 




6.00am Discovering: Grace Kelly 
(HD) 7.00 The Elaine Paige 
Show (HD) 8.00 Cinderella: 
Dutch National Ballet (HD) 
10.10 Beethoven: The Complete 
String Quartets 11.00 
Landscape Artist of the Year 
(HD) 12.00noonTales of the 
Unexpected 2.00pm Benjamin 
Britten: Solo Cello Suites 

3.30 Roland Petit's Le Rendez- 
vous (HD) 4.00 Darbar 
Festival 2015 (HD) 5.00 
Sarah Brightman: Symphony 
in Vienna 6.40 Bolero 



u I 



9.00 Exhibition on... 



7.00 Andre Rieu: 
Welcome to My World 

The violinist presents 
highlights of his 
worldwide tour. (HD) 

8.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year The contenders 
paint Waddesdon Manor 
in Buckinghamshire. (HD) 



9.00 Exhibition on 
Screen SERIES FINALE 

4/4. World-renowned 
curators and art 
historians give their 
interpretations and 
explanations of work 
by Vincent van Gogh 
on display at the Van 
Gogh Museum in 
Amsterdam. (HD) 

10.50 Arts Scholarships - Tom 
McDonagh 11.00 Hard (HD) 
12.00m’t Matrioshki 1.00am 
Birthday 2.05 Exhibition on 
Screen (HD) 3.55 Art & Craft 
(HD) 5.45-6.00am The 
Christmas Window Live (HD) 



DRAMA 



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PM 



PM 



w 

PM 



9.00am JAG 10.00 
MacGyver 11.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm CSI (Series 5) 

2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 
NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 

5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 NCIS The Voyeur's 
Web: 6/24. The team 
investigates the apparent 
murder of a woman 
shown live over the 
internet. (Series 3) 

8.00 Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine The Search 
- Part Two. 2/26. 
Violence erupts on the 
space station. (Series 3) 

9.00 Ultimate Force 
Weapon of Choice: 

4/4. (Series 3) 

10.10 Bad G\r\s Revolving 
Doors: 13/16. (Series 3) 

II. 15 NCIS 12.10am CSI 
1.05 Bad Girls 2.10 
Hack 3.05 CSI 3.50 
NCIS 4.35-6.00am 
Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) 



8.00am Knots Landing 

10.00 Matlock 11.00 
The District 12.00noon 
Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 

2.00 The High Chaparral 

3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 The District 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 Knots Landing 
Secrets: 7/22. Richard's 
boss lands him in trouble 
with Laura. (Series 3) 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of real-life cases. 

9.00 A Gifted Man 

In Case of Complications: 
13/16. The clinic staff 
are taken hostage. 

10.00 Sex and the City 
12/18. (Series 2) 

10.35 Californication 
11.10 Nurse Jackie 11.45 
Jerry Springer 12.35am 
Sex and the City 1.10 
Californication 1.45 
Nurse Jackie 2.20 Jerry 
Springer 3.05 Beverly 
Hills 90210 3.55-5.00am 
The High Chaparral 



9.00am Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 10.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 

10.30 Four in a Bed 
(HD) 11.00 Four Rooms 
(HD) 12.00noon Posh 
Pawnbrokers (HD) 
1.00pm Location, 
Location, Location (HD) 

2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 

2.30 Jamie's Comfort 
Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 

5.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 6.00 
Couples Come Dine with 
Me (HD) 7.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 

8.00 The Great Polar 
Bear Feast (HD) 9.00 
Gogglebox (HD) 11.05 
First Dates (HD) 12.05am 
The Undateables (HD) 
1.05 Fargo (HD) 2.15 
The World's Weirdest 
Weather (HD) 3.10 Posh 
Pawnbrokers (HD) 
4.05-5.05am Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 



9.00am Colombo: 
Candidate for Crime 
11.05 Access 11.10 
Diagnosis Murder 
12.10pm NCIS 2.05 FILM 
Flirting with Danger 
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★ 

4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY 
(Series 9) 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS Reunion: 

2/24. Gibbs investigates 
the death of a Marine. 

8.00 The Inside Man: 
3/24. A political blogger 
is found dead. (Series 7) 

9.00 Castle /?eco//.- 13/24. 
Beckett gets the chance 
to incriminate a corrupt 
politician. (Series 5) 

10.00 Body of Proof 
Skin and Bones. (Series 3) 

11.00 CSI: NY (Series 8) 
12.00m't CSI: Miami 
1.00am CSI 1.55 CSI: 
Miami 2.55 The Mentalist 
3.45 -4.00am Acc ess 



9.00am Neighbours 9.30 
My Wife and Kids 10.00 
Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 
My Wife and Kids 
1.00pm Cowboy Builders 

3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My 
Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 
20 Funniest 5.55 Access 

6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) 

6.30 Neighbours 

7.00 Now That's Funny! 

8.00 Top 20 Funniest 

8.55 Access Showbiz news. 

9.00 FILM Christmas with 
the Kranks Seasonal 
comedy with Tim Allen. 
(2004, PG, 99min) ★ 

11.00 FILM Blade 2: Action 
horror sequel starring 
Wesley Snipes. (2002, 

18, 117min) ★★★★ 

1.20am Scrubs 2.10 Top 
20: Outrageous Outlaws 
3.10 Ridiculousness NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 
3.55-4.00am Access 




6.00am The Waltons 

7.00 Little House on the 
Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 

10.00 Happy Days 

11.00 FILM Christmas in 
Canaan: Festive drama. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 

I. 00pm FILM Borrowed 
Hearts: Romantic drama. 
(1997 PG, 97min) ★★ 

3.00 FILM The Christmas 
Stallion: Drama. (1993, 
PG, 95min) ★★★ 

5.00 Happy Days 6.00 
Touched by an Angel 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 The Avengers Silent 
Dust: 14/26. (Series 4) 

9.00 FILM The Christmas 
Card Romantic drama 
starring John Newton. 
(2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 

II. 00 FILM Angel in the 
Family: Festive drama. 
(2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 
1.00-3.00am FILM 
Barbara Taylor Bradford's 
Everything to Gain: Drama. 
(1996,12, 87min) ★★ 



7.10am The Bill 8.00 
Monarch of the Glen 

9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 
Creatures Great and Small 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 
Goodnight Sweetheart 
1.40 To the Manor Born 

2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Monarch of the Glen 

4.00 Bergerac 5.00 
All Creatures Great 
and Small 6.00 To the 
Manor Born 6.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 

7.20 Goodnight 
Sweetheart Gary's 
wives both plan to 
move to California. 

8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 
A Sweeter Lazarus. 

10.00 New Tricks Ducking 
and Diving: The team 
reopens a murder case 
from 17 years previously. 

11.20 Birds of a Feather 
12.00m'tThe Bill 
1.00am Rumpole of the 
Bailey: Double bill. 3.00- 
4.00am Garden Makers 



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PM 



8 

PM 



DISCOVERY 



^3 VIRGIN 250 
HD 251 



6.00am How It's Made (HD) 

7.00 Bear Grylls; Born Survivor 
(HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska 
(HD) 9.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers: 

Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm 
Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 Alaska; 
The Last Frontier (HD) 

3.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 

4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 
Auction Hunters: Double bill. 
(HD) 6.00 Fast N' Loud: 

The crew continues to work 
on the Ford Galaxie. (HD) 



PM 



10 

PM 



10.00 Monsters Inside Me 



7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Auto enthusiast Mike 
Brewer and mechanic 
Edd China restore a 
Jaguar XJC (HD) 

8.00 Fast N' Loud 

Richard Rawlins heads to 
Indiana to try to sell a 
Shelby Cobra prop car 
used in the original 
Iron Man movie. (HD) 

9.00 Yukon Men 
NEW EDITION Stan 
and Pat race to prepare 
for Tanana's role as 
checkpoint in the Iditarod 
dog sled race. (HD) 

10.00 Monsters Inside Me 
NEW EDITION A man 

discovers worms are crawling 
throughout his lungs, and a 
female boxer gets blindsided 
by a rare infection. (HD) 

11.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 
12.00m't Gold Divers (HD) 
1.00am Fast N' Loud (HD) 
2.00 Yukon Men (HD) 3.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 4.40- 
6.00am How It's Made (HD) 



ANIMAL PLANET 



SKY 523 
HD 523/562 



VIRGIN 256 
HD 257 



6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 
(HD) 7.00-9.00 Wildlife at 
the Zoo (HD) 9.00-11.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal 
Cops Philadelphia; Double bill. 
(HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Cops Houston: 
Double bill. (HD) 4.00 My 
Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 
Animal Cops Houston (HD) 

6.00 The Zoo: A keeper visits 
golden lion tamarins in Brazil. 
(HD) 6.30 Susan continues 
her trip of a lifetime. (HD) 



NEW 



7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 

Severe weather hits Gold 
Run and tensions arise 
between the women 
and their miners. (HD) 

8.00 Insane Pools: Off 
the Deep End The Lucas 
Lagoons crew turns a koi 
pond project into a 
backyard oasis for a 
family in Siesta Key. (HD) 

9.00 NEW American 
Dreamlands One-off 
reality show following 
a family business who 
buy recreational land 
to transform. (HD) 

10.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 
11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill 
of the series. (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Cops Philadelphia 
(HD) 1.00am Insane Pools: 
Off the Deep End (HD) 

2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 
Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on 
the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal 
ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer 

Has lt(HD)5.30-6.00am 
Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 



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Documentaries 



NATGEOGRAPHIC 



SKY 526 
HD 526/543 



VIRGIN 266 
HD 268 



8.00am Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 9.00 
Airport Security: Colombia 

10.00 Air Crash Investigation 

11.00 Time Scanners 
12.00noon Nazi Underworld 

(HD) 1.00pm Highway Thru 
Hell (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
4.00 David Attenborough's 

Rise of Animals (HD) 

5.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 6.00 
Ice Road Rescue (HD) 




9.00 Ultimate Airport... 



7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation 

The forced landing at 
sea of a passenger 
jet flying from Italy to 
Tunisia in 2005. (HD) 

8.00 Car SOS Fuzz 
Townshend and Tim 
Shaw restore a 
Volkswagen Beetle that 
has dragged its owner 
into bankruptcy (HD) 

9.00 Ultimate Airport 
Dubai NEW EDITION 

The team quarantines a 
possible Ebola patient 
while doctor try to 
diagnose him. (HD) 

10.00 Breakthrough: Foilowing 
scientists working on 
alternative sources of energy 
to fossil fuels. (HD) 11.00 
Survive the Tribe (HD) 

12.00m't Drain the Bermuda 
Triangle (HD) 1.00am Car 
SOS (HD) 2.00 Yukon 
Gold (HD) 3.00 Airport 
Security: Colombia (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Air Crash 
Investigation: A 1989 incident. 



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8.00- 1 0.00am Pawn Stars; 
Four editions. (HD) 10.00 
Shipping Wars (HD) 
11.00am-1.00pm Storage 
Wars; Four editions. (HD) 

1.00- 3.00pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
3.00 Shipping Wars; Double 
bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage 
Wars: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. 
(HD) 6.00 American Pickers: 
Mike and Frank receive good 
news from a museum. (HD) 



VIRGIN 

245 



6.05am Highlights 7.15 Cash in 
the Attic 8.00 Antiques 
Roadshow 9.00 Weather 
That Changed the World 
9.25 The Sixties 10.25 Return 
to the Falklands 12.00noon 
Time Team 1.00pm Medieval 
Murder Mysteries 2.00 The 
Bridges That Built London 
with Dan Cruickshank 
3.00 Coast: As 7.00pm. 4.00 
Time Team 5.00 Weather 
That Changed the World 
5.25 Return to the Falklands 




7.00 Storage Wars Barry 
discovers a locker with 

a hole in its wall. (HD) 

7.30 In San Bernadino, 
Darrell and Brandon find 
something odd. (HD) 

8.00 Pawn Stars Rick 
spies a bargain 1966 
Honda CB160. (HD) 

8.30 The guys find John 
Wayne's high-school 
yearbook. (HD) 

9.00 Mountain Men NEW 

EDITION A breakdown 
leaves Marty stranded, 
and Eustace is forced to 
improvise in the Blue 
Ridge Mountains. (HD) 

10.00 The Curse of Oak Island 
NEW EDITION Following 
two brothers searching for 
treasure on a Nova Scotia 
isiand. (HD) 11.00 Storage: 
Double bill. Wars (HD) 

12.00m't Mountain Men (HD) 
1.00am The Curse of Oak 
Island (HD) 2.00 Storage 
Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Pickers (HD) 

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7.00 Coast How Swansea's 
monopoly of the copper 
trade in the 18th and 
19th centuries helped 
Nelson achieve victory 

at the Battle of Trafalgar. 

8.00 Medieval Murder 
Mysteries Examining the 
case of the princes in the 
tower, and questioning 
whether or not Richard 

III ordered their deaths. 

9.00 Earth: The Power 
of the Planet Dr lain 
Stewart demonstrates 
the strength Earth 
derives from its position 
in the solar system. 

10.00 Wonders of Life 

Investigating whether the 
emergence of life was an 
inevitable consequence 
of the physical laws that 
govern the universe. 



I 11.00 Time Team 1.00am 
The Queen and Her Prime 
Ministers 2.00-3.00am 

Diamond Decades 

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9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 
The Blue Planet 11.00 Life 
(HD) 12.00noonThe Life of 
Mammals 1.00pm Planet 
Earth: As 7.00pm. (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 

4.00 The Blue Planet 

5.00 Life: The attention turns 
to marine invertebrates. (HD) 

6.00 The Life of Mammals: 
The similarities between 
humans and great apes. 




7.00 Planet Earth David 
Attenborough looks at 
subterranean life. (HD) 



8.00 David 

Attenborough’s Natural 
Curiosities The wings 
of a butterfly. (HD) 

8.30 How Komodo 
dragons reproduce. (HD) 

9.00 Africa A look at 
the varied creatures of 
the Congo rainforest, 
from fighting frogs to 
battling elephants. (HD) 



10.00 The Blue Planet; 
Predators and prey in the open 
oceans come under scrutiny. 
11.00 Life (HD) 12.00m't 
The Life of Mammals 
1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 
3.50 The Blue Planet 4.40 
Life (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
World's Wildest City: Manaus 



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IDISC. science! 


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6.00am Air Wars 8.00 
Tanks 9.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles 10.00 Battlefield 
12.00noon Nazi UFO 
Conspiracy 1.00pm Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

2.00 World War Two; The 
Complete History 3.00 
Industrial Revelations 

4.00 Greatest Tank Battles 

5.00 Ultimate Warfare 

6.00 Hitler: A Profile 

7.00 Codes and 
Conspiracies 8.00 
Unsolved History; The 
death of actress Marilyn 
Monroe. 9.00 Crimes 
That Shook the World 

10.00 Human Sacrifice 

11.00 Ultimate Warfare 
12.00m't Battlefield 
2.00am World War 
Two: The Complete 
History 3.00 Industrial 
Revelations 4.00 
Tanks 5.00-6.00am 
Nazi UFO Conspiracy 

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6.00am Extreme 
Engineering 8.00 How 
Machines Work 8.30 
How Do They Do It? 
9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made: Back-to-back 
editions. 11.00 How Do 
They Do It? 12.00noon 
How It's Made 1.00pm 
Extreme Engineering 
3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 
How Do They Do It? 

6.00 How It's Made 

7.00 Food Factory 8.00 
Mythbusters 10.00 
Through the Wormhole 
with Morgan Freeman 

11.00 Food Factory 
12.00m't Finding Bigfoot 

1.00am Ghost Stalkers 

2.00 Through the 
Wormhole with Morgan 
Freeman 3.00 
Mythbusters 3.50 How 
Do They Do It? 4.40 
How Stuff's Made 5.30- 
6.0 0a m Inv ention Nation 



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HD 528/544 



VIRGIN 264 
HD 265 



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FREESAT 

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8.00am Wild Borneo (HD) 
9.00am-12.00noon 
World's Deadliest 
Animais; Triple bill. (HD) 
12.00noon-3.00pm 
Urban Jungle: Triple bill. 
(HD) 3.00-6.00pm 
World's Deadliest Animals: 
Triple bill. (HD) 6.00 Wild 
Florida; Double bill. The 
wildlife of the state. (HD) 
8.00pm-12.00m’t Nordic 
Wild: The wildlife of 
Scandinavia. (HD) 9.00 
Musk oxen begin their 
annual rutting season. 
(HD) 10.00 Scandinavia's 
Eagles wait for the seas 
to finally melt. (HD) 

11.00 An exploration of 
evolutionary survival 
strategies. (HD) 

12.00m't Wild Patagonia 
(HD) 1.00am Wild Costa 
Rica (HD) 2.00 Wild 
Japan: Snow Monkeys 
(HD) 3.00 Wild Costa 
Rica (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Wild Vietnam (HD) 



6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 
How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 8.00 Fast N' Loud 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 Chasing Ciassic 
Cars 11.00 Cuban 
Chrome 12.00noon 
What's My Car Worth? 

I. 00pm Wheeler Dealers 

2.00 Cuban Chrome 

3.00 Fast N' Loud 4.00 
Fast N' Loud 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 8.00 
Cuban Chrome NEW 
EDITION 9.00 All Girls 
Garage NEW EDITIONS 

10.00 Wheeler Dealers 

II. 00 How It's Made: 

Dream Cars 12.00m't 
Cuban Chrome 1.00am 
Chasing Classic Cars 

2.00 What's My Car 
Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin' 
3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 4.40 
What's My Car Worth? 
5.30-6.00am Wheeler 
Dealers: An Alfa Romeo. 




6.00am Highlights 7.55 
The Medici; Godfathers 
of the Renaissance 

9.10 Finding Your Roots 
10.15 Air Warriors 11.25 
Horatio's Drive: America's 
First Road Trip 12.40pm 
Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 

1.55 The Medici: Godfathers 
of the Renaissance 

3.10 Air Warriors 4.10 
Horatio's Drive: America's 
First Road Trip 5.20 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 
The Medici; Godfathers 
of the Renaissance 7.50 
Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 

9.00 NEW Lockerbie: My 
Brother's Bomber 10.15 
Horatio's Drive: America's 
First Road Trip 11.30 
Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 
12.50am Lockerbie; 

My Brother's Bomber 
1.55-6.00am Highlights 



7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 
8.00am-12.00noon 
The Devil You Know (HD) 
12.00noon Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 1.00pm 
Motives & Murders (HD) 

2.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 

4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 

5.00 Gangs of Britain 
with Gary & Martin Kemp 
(HD) 6.00 I Survived 
(HD) 7.00 Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 8.00 
Crimes That Shook 
Britain 9.00 Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 10.00 On 
the Case with Paula Zahn 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Deadly Wives (HD) 
12.00m't I Survived (HD) 
1.00am On the Case 
with Paula Zahn (HD) 

2.00 Deadly Wives 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 



8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO 
Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens 

10.00 How Sex Changed 
the World 11.00 Soviet 
Storm: WWII in the East 
12.00noon Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 
Cities of the Underworld 

2.00 Ancient Aliens: The 
Ultimate Evidence 3.00 
Hangar 1: The UFO Files 

4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 Soviet Storm: WWII 
in the East 6.00 Cities 
of the Underworld 

7.00 Ancient Aliens: 

The Ultimate Evidence 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Combat Trains NEW 
EDITION 10.00 Hunting 
Hitier 11.00 Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 12.00m't 
Ancient Aliens 1.00am 
Hangar 1: The UFO Files 

2.00 Combat Trains 

3.00 Conspiracy Files: 
Unsealed: Double bill. 
4.00-5.00am How 
Sex Changed the World 



★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 





























Lifestyle 



9 December 



HOME & HEALTH 


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6.00am Sextuplets & The City; 
Double bill. 7.00 Deliver Me; 
Home Edition; Double bill. 

8.00 Hospital Sydney 

9.00 MasterChef Australia 

10.00 Lottery Changed My 
Life 11.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer; Double bill. 
1.00pm MasterChef Australia 

2.00 Country House Rescue 

3.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer; Double bill of the 
series. 5.00 Hospital Sydney; 
Double bill of the series. 




4.00 Homes Under the... 



7.00 MasterChef 
Australia The 

contestants face another 
Mystery Box challenge, 
and are given 30 
minutes to make a dish. 

8.00 Lottery Changed 
My Life A college 
student talks about 
how he bet his fortune 
on the stock market. 

9.00 Psychic 
Matchmaker Deborah 
meets with a new client. 

9.30 A read for a woman 
who has given up on the 
idea of her perfect man. 

10.00 Untold Stories of the ER; 
A mother and son are 
admitted after a car accident 
in which the young man 

was not wearing a seatbelt. 

11.00 Hoarding; Buried Alive; 
Double bill. 1.00am Dr G; 
Medical Examiner 2.00 
Lottery Changed My Life 

3.00 Hoarding; Buried Alive 
4.00-6.00am Homes Under 
the Hammer; Double bill. 





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6.00am Thinking Tackle; 

Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing 
with Matt Hayes; Double bill. 

9.00 Property Wars; Double 
bill 10.00am-1.00pm Miami 
Ink; Triple bill of the series. 

I. 00-4.00pm LA Ink; Triple bill 
of the series. 4.00 Property 
Wars; Double bill. 5.00 Off 
the Hook; Extreme Catches 

5.30 Record Breaking Fish 

6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00 Thinking Tackle 

8.00 Total Fishing with 
Matt Hayes: Double bill. 

9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 
Skipper and Jackson look 
back at a season full of city 
slickers and newbie noodlers. 

10.00 Custom My Ride 

II. 00 Inside West Coast 
Customs 12.00m't 
Overhaulin' 1.00am Thinking 
Tackle; 3.00 Property Wars; 
Double bill. 3.50 Hillbilly 
Handfishin' 4.40 Off the 
Hook; Extreme Catches 
5.05 Record Breaking Fish 
5.30-6.00am Model Mania 



HOME 



VIRGIN 
281 

7.00am You Deserve This 
House 8.00 Bargain Hunt 

9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape 
to the Country; From Dorset. 

11.00 The Hairy Bikers' Food 
Tour of Britain 12.00noon 
River Cottage Every Day 
1.00pm Bargain Hunt 

2.00 DIY SOS; Double bill. 

3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to 
the Country 5.00 Fantasy 
Homes by the Sea 6.00 The 
Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of 
Britain; From Chepstow. 




7.00 River Cottage Every 

Day Hugh Fearnley- 
Whittingstall prepares a 
variety of treats, including 
Genoese sponge cake 
and lemon curd muffins. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 

teams are challenged to 
scour an antiques fair 
and pick up bargains to 
sell for profit at auction. 

9.00 DIY SOS Helping 
parents of quadruplets 
renovate their bedroom. 

9.30 Helping a mother 
in Swindon complete the 
renovation of her lounge. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the Sea A couple from 
Suffolk hope to find their 
dream coastal property 
on the French Riviera. 

11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m't 

Bargain Hunt 1.00am The 
New Reclaimers 2.00 If It's 
Broke, Fix It 3.00-4.00am 
Four in a Bed; Double bill. 





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6.00-8.00am Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

8.00 Anna Olson; Bake 9.00 
Pioneer Woman 10.00 
Denise Van Outen's Christmas 

10.30 Barefoot Contessa 

11.00 Giada's Family Christmas 
12.00noon 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 3.30 Barefoot 
Contessa 4.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives; Double 
bill. 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 

6.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa - 
Back to Basics 8.00 Thieves 
Inc 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins 
and Dives; Double bill. 10.00 
Man V Food 11.00 Mystery 
Diners; Double bill. 12.00m't 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives; 
Double bill. 1.00am Man v 
Food; Double bill. 2.00- 
3.00am Mystery Diners 



Wednesday 



CHRIST 


MAS FOOD 


f SKY 133 

1 HD 133/255 


VIRGIN 278 
HD 280 


J 



6.00am Highlights 8.00 Rachel 
Allen; Bake! 9.00 James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 

10.00 The Naked Chef 11.00 
Heston Blumenthal's Perfect 
Christmas 12.00noon Nigella's 
Christmas Kitchen; Double bill. 

1.00pm Jamie's Family Christmas 
(HD) 1.30 The Naked Chef 

3.00 Heston Blumenthal's 
Perfect Christmas 4.00 
Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 

5.00 Jamie's Family Christmas 
(HD) 5.30 The Naked Chef 




7.00 Heston 
Blumenthal's Perfect 
Christmas The chef 
creates a truly innovative 
Christmas dinner for 

six celebrity guests. 

8.00 Nigella's Christmas 
Kitchen Nigella makes 
food-based festive gifts. 

8.30 The cook searches 
for chocolate-themed 
inspiration in Paris. 

9.00 Jamie's Family 
Christmas Preparing 
food before a party. (HD) 

9.30 The Naked Chef 

Japan-inspired dishes 
for a Christmas party. 

10.00 Jamie works 
alongside a top chef in 
Manhattan, New York. 



11.00 Heston Blumenthal's 
Perfect Christmas 12.00m't 
Nigella's Christmas Kitchen; 
Double bill. 1.00am Perfect 
(HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 
5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) 



6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 

8.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.00 Escape to the 
Country 10.00 Haunted 
Collector 11.00 Selling 
Houses Australia 
12.00noon Ghost Adventures 
1.00pm DIY SOS; Double 
bill. 2.00 Escape to the 
Country 3.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer 4.00 Born to 
Kill 5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 
Selling Houses Australia NEW 
EDITION 7.00 Escape to the 
Country 8.00 A Place in the 
Sun; Home or Away 9.00 
Brainwashed NEW EDITION 
10.00 NEW SERIES I Survived 
Evil; The stories of attack 
survivors. 11.00 Born to Kill 
12.00m't Crime Stories 
1.00am Paranormal 
Witness 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues 
4.45 One Born Every Minute 
- What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



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F’VIEW 1 

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SKY HD 192/276 
7.00pm FILM A Very Brady 
Sequel; Spoof comedy 
sequel starring Shelley 
Long and Gary Cole. 
(1996,12, 89min) ★★★ 
9.00 Weeds; He Taught Me 
How to Drive-By: 7/15. 
Nancy secures her freedom. 
9.35 Two Mrs Scottson: 
8/15. Shane and Isabel are 
expelled. (Series 3) 10.10 
FILM The Station Agent; 
Offberat comedy drama. 
(2003, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 
11.55 FILM Mad Money; 

Heist comedy starring Diane 
Keaton. (2008, 12, 104min) 
★★★ 1.50am Hollywood's 
Best Film Directors 2.20 
Weeds; Double bill. 3.30- 
5.30am The Shield 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
F'VIEW66, F'SAT 135, +1136 
9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 
Heir Hunters 11.00 Real 
Rescues 12.00noon Raising 
Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm 
Judge Judy 3.00 Heir 
Hunters 4.00 Real Rescues 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 
Cops; Reloaded; Double bill. 

8.00 48 Hours; Mystery; 
Real-life crimes and 
mysteries. 9.00 24 Hours 
to Kill; The murder of 
Colleen Mulder 10.00 Jail; 
Double bill. 11.00 Cheaters 
12.00m't Dog and Beth; On 
the Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours 
to Kill 2.00 Jail; Double bill. 

3.30 World's Wildest Police 
Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +H46 
6.00am Deal or No Deal 

7.30 Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 

10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 
Strike It Lucky 11.30 
Bullseye 12.00noon 

The Million Pound Drop 
1.00pm Pointless; Double bill. 

3.00 Fifteen to One; Double 
bill. 4.00 American Ninja 
Warrior; Double bill. 5.00 
Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot 
Wars 7.00 Pointless; Double 
bill. 9.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

10.00 TNA Wrestling; Global 
Impact USA v The World 
1.30am Pointless 3.30 
American Ninja Warrior 

4.30 Fort Boyard 5.30- 
6.00am Fifteen to One 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 
Rules of Engagement 11.00 
Friends 12.00noon Two and a 
Half Men 1.00pm Impractical 
Jokers US 2.00 Rules of 
Engagement 3.00 The Middle 
4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 
Rules of Engagement 6.00 
The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 
the Middle 8.00 Rules of 
Engagement 9.00 Pets Make 
You LOL 9.30 Impractical 
Jokers US 11.00 Friends 
12.00m't Broad City 12.30am 
Two and a Half Men 1.00 
Tosh.O 1.30 Kevin Bridges Live 
in Glasgow 2.30 The Dally 
Show 3.00 Tosh.O 3.25 Dirty 
Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park 
4.15 Sir Leslie Quint 4.20- 
6.00am The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab; After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 8.00 
Inside West Coast Customs 

9.00 Bear Grylls; Born 
Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 

11.00 Operation Repo 
12.00noon River Monsters 

1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 
Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food 
Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00- 

8.00 Operation Repo 8.00 
Survive That! 9.00 Amish 
Mafia 10.00 Bear Grylls; Born 
Survivor 11.00 American Guns 

1.00am River Monsters; Untold 
Stories 2.00 Inside West 
Coast Customs 3.00 Cash 
Cab; After Dark; Double bill. 
3.50 The Garage 4.40 
American Chopper 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Kourtney and Kim 
Take Miami 8.00 News 9.00 
Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 
12.00noon News 1.00pm 
Giuliana and Bill 2.00 
Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 

4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami; Double 
bill of the series. 7.00 
News 8.00 Christina Milian 
Turned Up 9.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 

10.00 The Royals 11.00 
News 12.00m't Botched 
1.00am Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 

2.30 News 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 
Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon FILM 

Elf-Man (2012, U) ★★ 
1.55pm FILM An Evergreen 
Christmas (2014, PG) ★★ 

4.00 Ghost Hunters; Double 
bill. 6.00 10 Years Younger; 
The Challenge 7.00 Ghost 
Hunters International 9.00 
Younger NEW EPISODE 
9.30 Hot in Cleveland NEW 
EPISODE 10.00 Secret 
Diary of a Call Girl 11.00 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.00m't Will & Grace 
1.00am Secret Diary of a 
Call Girl 2.00 Ghost Hunters 
International 2.50 Will & 
Grace 3.40 Movie News 
Extra 3.50-4.00am 
Behind the Screens 



SPIKE 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 

8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

9.00- 11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
12.00noon Property Brothers 
(HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Little Women; LA (HD) 

6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

7.00- 9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

9.00 Wahiburgers NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.30 Donnie 
Loves Jenny NEW EDITION 
(HD) 10.00 Little Women; 

LA NEW EDITIONS (HD) 
12.00m't Hardcore Pawn 
(HD) 1.00am Wahiburgers 
(HD) 1.30 Donnie LovesJenny 
(HD) 2.00-5.00am Highlights 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, F'SATMI 
9.00am Access 9.05 Bar 
Rescue 10.00 Eddie Stobart; 
Trucks and Trailers 11.00 
Police Interceptors 
12.00noon Robson's 
Extreme Fishing Challenge 
1.00pm Cops NEW EDITIONS 

2.00 World's Craziest 
Weddings 3.00 Police 
Interceptors 4.00 Bar 
Rescue 5.00 Eddie Stobart; 
Trucks and Trailers 

6.00 Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 7.00-10.00 Police 
Interceptors 10.00 Love/ 
Hate; Nidge seizes power. 
11.05 Police Interceptors 
12.00m't Transporter; The 
Series 1.00am Police 
Interceptors 2.00-3.00am 
Sons of Anarchy 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 

6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 
1.00pm Extreme Couponing 
(HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 

3.00 Something Borrowed, 
Something New (HD) 

4.00 Say Yes to the Dress; 
Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 
Say Yes to the Dress; Atlanta 
(HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the 
Dress (HD) 8.00 Suddenly 
Royal NEW EDITION (HD) 

9.00 Invasion of the Christmas 
Lights 2 (HD) 10.00 Gypsy 
Brides US (HD) 11.00 Dr G; 
Medical Examiner 12.00m't 
Suddenly Royal (HD) 

1.00am Invasion of the 
Christmas Lights 2 (HD) 
2.00-6.00am Highlights 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am Highlights 8.00 How 
Do They Do It? 8.30 How It's 
Made 9.00 Put Your Money 
Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 
Salvage Squad 11.00 Desert 
Car Kings 12.00noon 
Extreme Engineering 
1.00pm How Do They Do It? 
2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 
Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put 
Your Money Where Your 
Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls; 
Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage 
Hunters 8.00 Gold Rush 
9.00 NEW SERIES The Weapon 
Hunter 10.00 Deadliest 
Catch 11.00 How Do They 
Do It? 11.30 How It's Made 
12.00m't Forensic Detectives 
2.00-6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 

6.00-11.00am Crime Stories; 
Back-to-back editions. 
11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 
Detectives; Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-7.00pm 
Crime Stories; Back-to-back 
editions looking at the truth 
behind intriguing cases. 

7.00 NEW SERIES Santas in 
the Barn 8.00 Santas in the 
Barn NEW EDITION 9.00 
The Great Christmas Light 
Fight NEW EDITION 10.00 
Inside; Gangs Behind Bars 

11.00 Inside; America's 
ToughestJail 12.00m’t 
Inside; The Prison Code 
1.00-3.1 Sam Crime Stories; 
Triple bill. 3.15-5.00 Psychic 
Detectives 5.00-6.00am 
Crime Stories 



TV&Satellite Week 79 


























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SKY PREMIERE I SKY DISNEY 



SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



VIRGIN 401 
HD 431 



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SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 
8.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
10.00 Extraterrestrial 12.00noon 
Cake As 10.00pm. 2.00pm Shelby 
Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 
3.45 The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies 
Special 4.15 Taken 3 - Extended 
Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters 
on Icy Trails Adventure with Anke 
Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 



6.00am 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s 
London Adventure 7.25 Toy Story 
That Time Forgot 7.55 Confessions 
of a Teenage Drama Queen 9.35 
The Muppet Christmas Carol 
11.10 Tangled 1.00pm Prom 2.50 
Paperman 3.00 Piglet's Big Movie 
Animation. (S) (2003, U, 75min) ★★ 
4.20 102 Dalmatians Comedy 
sequel. (S) (2000, U, 95min) ★★★ 
6.10 Tangled Animated musical. 

(S) (2010, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 




2.00 Shelby 



8.00 Taken 3 - Extended Cut 

Action thriller sequel starring 
Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent 
Bryan Mills fights to clear 
his own name after being 
framed for his ex-wife's murder. 
With Forest Whitaker, Maggie 
Grace and Famke Janssen. 
(S)(2014,15,110min) ★★ 

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10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror 
starring Brittany Allen and Freddie 
Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 
1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. 

5.00 Boyhood Special 

5.30-6.00am Maleficent Special 




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8.00 Disney's Dumbo Cartoon 
about an elephant whose ears 
are so big he can fly. With the 
voice of Edward Brophy. (S) 
(1941, U, 64min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.10 The Muppet Christmas 
Carol The Muppets' version of 
Charles Dickens’s classic tale, 
starring Michael Caine. (S) 
(1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.40 Rubber Fantasy comedy 
starring Robin Williams. (S) 
(1997, U, 94min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.20am Heavyweights Comedy with 
Ben Stiller (S) (1994, PG, 97min) ★ 

2.00 Ghosts of the Abyss James 
Cameron's documentary. (S) 

(2002, PG, 59min) ★★★ 

3.05 Teacher's Pet Animated comedy. 

(S) (2004, U, 74min) ★★★★ 
4.25-6.00am That Darn Cat 
Adventure. (1997, U, 86min) ★★ 



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6.00am Garfield: A Tail of Two 
Kitties 7.35 The Harry Hill Movie 
9.05 The Nut Job 10.40 The Three 
Dogateers 12.15pm Maleficent 
2.00 Lego DC Comics Super 
Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro 
League 3.00 A Christmas Carol 
4.50 The Nut Job Animated comedy 
with the voice of Will Arnett. (S) 
(2014, U, 86min) ★★★ 6.25 The 
Three Dogateers Adventure starring 
Dean Cain. (S) (2014, PG, 88min) ★ 




8.00 Lego DC Comics Super 
Heroes: Justice League vs 
Bizarro League Animation. 
(2015, U, 49min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.00 Maleficent Fairy-tale 
adventure starring Angelina 
Jolie and Elle Fanning. A fairy 
queen puts a curse on a 
baby princess who is the 
daughter of the man who 
betrayed her to become king. 
(S) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.45 The Harry Hill Movie 

Comedy co-written by 
and starring Harry Hill. (S) 
(2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.20am Garfield: A Tail of Two 
Kitties Live-action comedy sequel. 
(S) (2006, U, 78min) ★★★ 

1.55 A Christmas Carol Charles 
Dickens's famous Christmas tale. 
(S)(1998, PG,122min) ★★★ 
3.45-6.00am The Parent Trap 
Comedy remake starring Lindsay 
Lohan. (S) (1998, PG, 122min) ★★★ 



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6.00am Terminator 3: Rise of the 
Machines 8.00 Dawn of the Planet 
of the Apes 10.15 Rush Hour 2 
12.00noon Lucy 1.45 pm Spectre 
Special 2.15 Getaway Action 
thriller. (S) (2013, 12, 90min) ★ 

4.00 In the Line of Fire Thriller with 
Clint Eastwood and John Malkovich. 
(S) ( 1993, 15, 127min) ★★★★ 6.15 
Rush Hour 2 Action comedy sequel 
starring Jackie Chan and Chris 
Tucker (2001, 12, 90min) ★★★ 




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6.00am Mr Woodcock 7.35 The Man 
9.10 Deuce Bigalow: European 
Gigolo 10.40 Let's Be Cops 
12.35pm The Good Dinosaur: Sky 
Special 1.05 The Wedding Singer 
2.45 Austin Powers in Goldmember 
4.30 Anger Management Comedy 
starring Adam Sandler. (S) (2003, 

15, 105min) ★★★ 6.20 My Big Fat 
Greek Wedding Romantic comedy 
written by and starring Nia Vardalos. 
(S) (2001, PG, 95min) ★★★★ 



8.00 Lucy Sci-fi thriller starring 
Scarlett Johansson and Morgan 
Freeman. A courier seeks 
revenge on the gangsters who 
kidnapped her after a drug 
grants her superhuman abilities. 
(S) (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.45 Dawn of the Planet of 
the Apes Sci-fi thriller sequel 
starring Andy Serkis and Jason 
Clarke. The leader of a colony 
of intelligent apes tries to 
prevent his tribe going to war 
against the human race. (S) 
(2014, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't The Outlaw Josey Wales 

Western directed by and starring 
Clint Eastwood, with Sondra Locke. 
(1976, 18, 130min) ★★★★★ 
2.20am The Package Action thriller 
starring Steve Austin and Dolph 
Lundgren. (2012, 15, 91 min) ★★ 

4.00-6.00am The Comancheros 
Western with John Wayne and Stuart 
Whitman. (1961, PG, 102min) ★★★ 




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7.25am Jobs 9.35 August: 
Osage County 11.45 
Batman As 5.45pm. 2.00pm 
Wild As 8.00pm. 4.00 Bad 
Neighbours As 10.00pm. 

5.45 Batman Tim Burton's 
comic-book adventure 
starring Michael Keaton and 
Jack Nicholson. Batman 
meets a deadly adversary 
known as The Joker (S) 
(1989, 15, 121 min) ★★★★ 

8.00 Wild Drama starring 
Reese Witherspoon. (S) 

(2014, 15, 111 min) ★★★★ 

10.00 Bad Neighbours 
Comedy starring Seth Rogen, 
Zac Efron and Rose Byrne. 

(S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★★ 

11.40 Jobs Biopic of Steve 
Jobs, starring Ashton Kutcher 
(S)(2013,15,122min) ★★★ 

1.55am By the Gun Gangster 
drama starring Ben Barnes. 
(S) (2014, 18, lOSmin) ★★ 

4.00 Willow Creek Horror 
starring Alexie Gilmore. (S) 
(2013, 15, 80min) ★★★ 

5.30-7.1 0am Pete's Christmas 
Fantasy with Zachary Gordon. 
(S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 



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VIRGIN 404 
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6.00am The Pink Panther 

7.55 Pride 9.55 Borat! 

11.20 Angus, Thongs and 
Perfect Snogging 1.05pm 
The Full Monty 2.40 Four 
Weddings and a Funeral 

4.40 Johnny English Comedy 
starring Rowan Atkinson. (S) 
(2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ 

6.10 Bridget Jones: The Edge 
of Reason Romantic comedy. 
(S) (2004, 15, 108min) ★★★ 

8.00 Calendar Girls Comedy 
inspired by a true story, 
starring Helen Mirren, Julie 
Walters and Celia Imrie. (S) 
(2003, 12, 108min) ★★★★ 

10.00 Shaun of the Dead 
Horror comedy with Simon 
Pegg and Nick Frost. (S) 
(2004, 15, 99min) ★★★★ 

11.50 Ali G Indahouse Comedy 
starring Sacha Baron Cohen. 
(S) (2002, 15, 88min)^^^ 

1.30am Borat! Mockumentary. 
(S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★★ 

3.10 A Shot in the Dark 
Inspector Clouseau comedy. 
(1964, PG, 98min) ★★★ 

5.10 The Top Ten Show 2015 

5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special 



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7.10am Kung Fu 9.15 
Yesterday's Enemy 11.05 
To Trap a Spy 12.50pm 
Kung Fu 3.00 One of Our 
Spies is Missing! Adventure 
starring Robert Vaughn. 
(1966, U, 91 min) ★★ 

4.45 The Mouse That Roared 
Satirical comedy with Peter 
Sellers. A tiny European duchy 
declares war on America. 
(1959, U, 85min)^^^ 

7.55 Canyon Ambush Western 
starring Johnny Mack Brown. 
(1952,b/w,U, 53min) ★★ 

9.00 Collateral Damage Thriller 
with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
(2002, 15, 109min) ★ 

11.05 Longmire (Series 4) 
12.30am Today You Die Action 
drama. (2005, 18, 88min) ★★ 
2.10 Blade of Fury Hong Kong 
period martial-arts adventure. 
(1993,18, 104min) ★★★ 

3.55 Hollywood’s Best Film 
Directors Double bill. 

5.00-6.30am Zero Hour! 
Thriller with Dana Andrews. 
(1957b/w,U, 81min)^^ 



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(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am The Elf Who Didn’t 
Believe 10.45 A Holiday 
Heist 12.35pm A Christmas 
Tail 2.20 The Christmas 
Clause Festive family drama. 
(2008, PG, 90min) ★★ 

4.15 The Toy Comedy remake. 
(1982, PG, 98min) ★★ 6.25 
Bicentennial Man Sci-fi. 
(1999, PG, 131 min) ★★★ 

9.00 Far and Away Romantic 
epic starring Tom Cruise and 
Nicole Kidman. In the 1890s, 
an Irish tenant farmer and 
the daughter of a landowner 
find love and adventure when 
they head for America. 
(1992,15, 140min) ★★ 

11.50 Hard Luck Action thriller 
starring Wesley Snipes. 

(2006, 18, 101 min) ★★★ 
1.55am Age of Heroes World 
War Two action thriller with 
Sean Bean and Danny Dyer 
(2011,15, 89min) ★★★ 
3.50-6.00am Only You 
Romantic comedy with Marisa 
Tomei and Robert Downey Jr 
(1994, PG, 104min) ★★★ 



HORROR 



6.20 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 



8.00 Let's Be Cops Comedy 
starring Jake Johnson and 
Damon Wayans Jr. Two friends 
pose as police officers hoping 
to enjoy the perks of the 
job, but end up in over their 
heads with gangsters. (S) 
(2014,15,101 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 The Wedding Singer 

Romantic comedy starring 
Adam Sandler and Drew 
Barrymore. A perky waitress 
saves a singer from despair 
after he is jilted at the altar. (S) 
(1998, 12, 97min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.40 The Art of the Steal Crime 
comedy. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ 
1.15am The Bad News Bears 
Comedy. (1976, PG, lOOmin) ★★★ 

3.00 She's Having a Baby Comedy. 
(S) (1988, 15, 106min)^^ 

4.50-6.20am I’ll Be Home for 
Christmas Festive comedy. 

(1998, PG, 85min) ★★ 



TRUE CHRISTMAS 



8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 
Lost World 10.00 The 
Incredible Hulk 11.00 
Atomic Dog 12.50pm Horror 
Highlights 1.00 Highlander 

3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 
Damnation Alley Thriller 
starring Jan-Michael Vincent. 
(1977, PG, 91 min) ★★ 5.50 
Horror Highlights 6.00 The 
Incredible Hulk A woman 
believes Banner is a killer 

7.00 The Lost World (Series 1) 

8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 

9.00 The Two Faces of Dr 
Jekyll Hammer horror with 
Paul Massie and Christopher 
Lee. (1960, 15, 88min) ★★ 

10.45 All the Boys Love 
Mandy Lane Teen thriller 
starring Amber Heard. 

(2006, 18, 90min) ★★ 

12.35am The Dead Zombie 
horror starring Rob Freeman. 
(2010, 18, 104min) ★★ 

2.35 Dark Summer Horror 
thriller starring Keir Gilchrist. 
(2015,15, 81 min) ★★ 

4.10-4.30am Horror Highlights 



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7.00am Stealing Christmas 

9.00 Angel in the Family 

11.00 A Christmas Visitor 
1.00pm Grounded Comedy. 
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ 

3.00 The Year Without a 
Santa Claus Yuletide comedy 
starring John Goodman. 
(2006, U, 85min) ★★ 5.00 
The Christmas Wish Festive 
drama with Debbie Reynolds. 
(1998, U, 78min) ★★ 

7.00 Annie Claus is Coming to 
Town Festive family drama 
starring Maria Thayer, Sam 
Page and Vivica A Fox. 

(2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 

9.00 Moonlight and Mistletoe 
Festive drama starring 
Candace Cameron Bure. 
(2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 

11.00 A Different Kind of 
Christmas Festive drama 
starring Shelley Long. 

(1996, U, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am Stealing 
Christmas Festive comedy. 
(2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 



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6.15am Proof of Life 8.40 Stephen 
King's A Good Marriage 10.35 
Pawn 12.15pm Blackhat As shown 
at 9.00pm. 2.40 Crimson Tide 

Thriller starring Denzel Washington. 
(S)(1995,15,116min) ★★★★ 

4.50 Deception Drama with Geoffrey 
Rush and Jim Sturgess. (S) (2013, 15, 
125min) ★★★★ 7.15 Reasonable 
Doubt Crime thriller starring 
Dominic Cooper and Samuel L 
Jackson. (S) (2013, 15, 91 min) ★★★ 



6.20am Black Nativity 8.00 Holiday 
Inn 9.45 The Nativity Story 11.35 
Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas 
12.55pm Bad Santa As 8.00pm. 
2.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 3.00 
Sleepless in Seattle As 9.45pm. 

4.50 The Nativity Story Biblical 
drama with Keisha Castle-Hughes. 
(2006, PG, 101 min) ★★ 6.40 
Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas 
Animated anthology of five yuletide 
tales. (S) (2004, U, 68min) ★★★ 



6.00am Oculus 8.00 The Martian: 
Sky Movies Special 8.30 The 
Purge: Anarchy 10.30 Guardians 
of the Galaxy 12.45pm Jupiter 
Ascending As 9.00pm. 3.00 The 
Purge: Anarchy Horror with Frank 
Grillo. (S) (2014, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 
5.00 Burying the Ex Comedy horror 
starring Anton Yelchin. (S) (2014, 15, 
89min) ★★ 6.45 Guardians of the 
Galaxy Sci-fi adventure with Chris 
Pratt. (S) (2014, 12, 121 min) ★★★★ 




6.00am Retribution 7.45 Her 9.55 
Lawrence of Arabia 1.35pm 
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom 

Biopic starring Idris Elba and Naomie 
Harris. (S) (2013, 12, 147min) ★★★ 
4.05 All Is Lost Thriller starring Robert 
Redford. (S) (2013, 12, 104min) 
★★★★ 6.00 The Necessary 
Death of Charlie Countryman 
Drama starring Shia LaBeouf, Evan 
Rachel Wood and Mads Mikkelsen. 
(S) (2013,15, 101 min) ★★ 



■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am The Truth about Spring 
1.10pm The Black Dakotas 

Western. (S) (1954, U, 64min) ★★ 
2.30 Shane Western. (S) (1953, PG, 
118min) ★★★★ 4.50 The Sons of 
Katie Elder Western. (S) (1965, U, 
122min) ★★★ 7.15 The Simpsons 
Movie Animated comedy. (S) 

(2007, PG, 83min) ★★★★★ 



Reasonable Doubt 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Blackhat Crime drama 
starring Chris Hemsworth. A 
computer hacker is enlisted by 
the FBI to help find the terrorist 
who is using his hi-tech code 
to commit cyber crimes. With 
Leehom Wang and Viola Davis. 
(S) (2015,15,128min)^^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.15 Goodfellas Martin Scorsese's 
gangster drama starring Robert De 
Niro, Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci. (S) 
(1990, 18, 143min) ★★★★★ 
1.50am The Firm Football hooligan 
drama, a remake of the 1989 BBC 
TV play, starring Paul Anderson. 

(S) (2009, 18, 90min) ★★ 

3.30 The Last Boy Scout Action 
thriller. (S) (1991, 18, 101 min) ★★★ 
5.25-7.10am Malpractice Thriller 
(S)(2001, PG, 91 min) ★★ 



SONY MOVIES 






8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton 

as a foul-mouthed department 
store Santa whose seasonal 
job is a cover for his true 
vocation as a safecracker. With 
Tony Cox and Lauren Graham. 

(S) (2003, 15, 91 min)^^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.45 Sleepless in Seattle 

Romantic comedy starring 
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan 
as two people who fall in love 
without ever meeting. (S) 

(1993, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.35 Turbulence Thriller starring 
Ray Liotta. (1997, 18, lOOmin) ★ 
1.25am Snow Buddies Disney's 
canine adventure sequel featuring 
the voices of Jim Belushi and Whoopi 
Goldberg. (S) (2008, U, 87min) ★★ 

3.00 Holiday Inn Musical comedy 
with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire. 
(S)(1942,b/w,U, lOlmin)^^^^ 

4.45-6.25am Black Nativity Musical 
starring Jacob Latimore and Forest 
Whitaker. (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ . 



Guardians of the Galaxy 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG •< 



9.00 Jupiter Ascending 

Sci-fi adventure starring Mila 
Kunis and Channing Tatum. 

An ordinary young woman 
discovers she is the Queen of 
the Earth, and has the power 
to save it from destruction. (S) 
(2015,12,122min)^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.10 Oculus Horror starring Karen 
Gillan and Brenton Thwaites. (S) 
(2014,15, 103min) ★★★ 

1.00am Paranormal Activity: The 
Marked Ones Horror with Andrew 
Jacobs. (S) (2014, 15, 101 min) ★★ 
2.45 The Thing Sci-fi thriller remake. 

(S) (1982, 18, 108min) ★★★★ 
4.45-6.1 5am Invasion of the Body 
Snatchers Don Siegel's classic sci-fi 
chiller starring Kevin McCarthy. (S) 

( 1956, b/w, PG, 80min) ★★★★★ 



8.00 Hustle & Flow Hip-hop 
melodrama starring Terrence 
Howard as a small-time 
Memphis pimp attempting to 
launch his career as a rapper. 
With Anthony Anderson, Taryn 
Manning and Taraji P Henson. 
(S)(2005,15,116min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 Starred Up Prison drama 
starring Jack 0’(Ionnell. 

A young offender is transferred 
to an adult prison, where he is 
reunited with his father and 
must learn to control his rage. 
(S) (2013, 18, 103min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.50 The Counselor: Extended Cut 

Ridley Scott's thriller starring Michael 
Fassbender, Cameron Diaz, Penelope 
Cruz, Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt. 

(S) (2013, 18, 132min) ★★★★ 
2.15-5.00am Boogie Nights Adult 
comedy drama with Mark Wahiberg, 
Burt Reynolds and Julianne Moore. 
(S)(199718,156min) ★★★★ 



The Simpsons Movie 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 Broken City Thriller with 
Mark Wahiberg, Russell Crowe 
and Catherine Zeta-Jones. A 
disgraced New York cop turned 
private detective becomes 
drawn into a murderous 
conspiracy after he gets hired 
to follow the mayor's wife. (S) 
(2013,15,133min)^^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



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11.10 Escape from Alcatraz 

Fact-based prison drama. (S) 
(1979,15,112min) ★★★★ 
1.25-3.45am Wild Bill Crime drama. 
(S) (2011, 15, 94min) ★★★★ 






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9.00am Living Free 10.50 
Sony Movie News Extra 

11.00 A Holiday Heist 
1.00pm The National Tree 
2.50 The Christmas Clause 
4.40 Return to the Lost 
World Adventure sequel. 
(1992, PG, 90min) 6.35 
Force 10 from Navarone 
Adventure sequel starring 
Robert Shaw and Harrison 
Ford. (1978, 12, 118min) ★★ 

9.00 Event Horizon Sci-fi 
thriller starring Laurence 
Fishburne and Sam Neill. 
(199718, 96min)^^^ 

10.55 Alien Rising Sci-fi 
thriller starring Amy Hathaway 
and Lance Henriksen. 

(2013, 15, 85min) ★★ 
12.50am Freedomland Crime 
thriller with Samuel L Jackson. 
(2006,15,113min) ★★★ 
3.05 Florence Nightingale 
Period biopic starring Jaclyn 
Smith as the nursing pioneer. 
(1985, PG,180min) ★★ 
5.50-6.00am Sony Movie 
News Extra Film news. 



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7.00am Christmas Oranges 

9.00 Christmas on the 
Bayou 11.00 Mistletoe Over 
Manhattan 1.00pm The 
Christmas Spirit Fantasy. 
(2013, PG,120min) ★★ 

3.00 Back to Christmas 
Fantasy with Kelly Overton. 
(2014, U, 86min) ★★ 5.00 
A Perfect Christmas List 
Drama starring Ellen Hollman. 
(2014, U, 88min) ★★ 

7.00 Jingle All the Way Action 
comedy starring Arnold 
Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. 
A harassed businessman goes 
on a desperate search for a 
Christmas present for his son. 
(1996, PG, 89min) ★★ 

9.00 Charming Christmas 
Festive drama starring Julie 
Benz. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 The Christmas Secret 
Drama starring Bethany Joy 
Lenz. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am A Bride for Christmas 
Drama starring Ariel le Kebbel. 
(2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am Angels in 
the Snow Festive drama. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 



6.00am The History of WWII 
7.15 The Brand of Hate 8.30 
The Lone Rider in Ghost 
Town 9.45 Cimarron Strip 

11.20 White Comanche 
1.15pm Rachel and the 

Stranger 3.10 Buck and the 
Preacher Comedy Western. 
(1971, PG, 102min) ★★ 

5.20 The Bruce Historical 
adventure with Sandy Welch. 
(1996,15, 109min) ★★ 

7.15 Jetstream Disaster drama 
starring David Chokachi, Don 
Michael Paul and Preston 
Hillier. (2012, 12, 88min) ★★ 
9.00 Sniper 2 Action thriller 
sequel starring Tom Berenger 
and Bokeem Woodbine. 
(2002, 15, 86min) ★★★ 
10.45 Bet Your Life Action 
thriller starring Sean Carrigan 
and Corinne Van Ryck de 
Groot. (2004, 15, 86min) ★★ 
12.30am Shadow of the Hawk 
Horror starring Jan-Michael 
Vincent and Marilyn Hassett. 
(1976, PG, 92min) ★★ 
2.20-4.00am The Brain Sci-fi 
horror with Anne Heywood. 
(1962, b/w, 12, 83min) ★★ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



7.00pm A Very Brady Sequel AMC Spoof 
comedy sequel to the 1 995 movie based 
on the 1 970s TV sitcom. ★★★ 

7.35pm Twilight E4 Supernatural romance 
thriller based on the bestselling novels by 
Stephenie Meyer, starring Kristen Stewart 
and Robert Pattinson. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm Christmas with the Kranks 5^ 
Seasonal comedy starring Tim Allen, Jamie 
Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd. ★ 

9.00pm Quartet 88C4 Comedy drama 
starring Maggie Smith. (HD) ★★★★ 



1 0.00pm Death Wish II ITV4 Action thriller 
sequel starring Charles Bronson. (HD) ★ 

1 0.00pm The Colony Syjy Sci-fi horror 
thriller starring Kevin Zegers. (HD) ★★ 

1 0.1 0pm The Station Agent A/WC Comedy 
drama starring Peter Dinklage. ★★★★ 

1 1 .00pm Blade 2 5^ Action horror sequel 
starring Wesley Snipes. ★★★★ 

1 1 .55pm Year of the Dragon ITV4 Thriller 
starring Mickey Rourke. (HD) ★★★ 

1 .30am Kingpin Channel 4 Crude comedy 
starring Woody Harrelson. (HD) ★★★ 
3.25am Buchanan Rides Alone Channel 4 
Western starring Randolph Scott. (HD) ★★ 
4.00am Avengers Grimm Syfy Fantasy 
starring Lauren Parkinson. (HD) ★ 



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6.00am Football Gold 

7.00 WWE - Experience 
(HD) 8.00 EubankJrv 
O'Sullivan: The Gloves 
Are Off (HD) 8.30 Sky 
Sports Boxing Gold (HD) 

9.00 Fantasy Football 
Club - The Highlights 
(HD) 9.30 EubankJrv 
O’Sullivan: The Gloves 
Are Off (HD) 10.00 
Football Gold 11.00 
Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 11.30 

La Liga World (HD) 
12.00noon EubankJrv 
O'Sullivan: The Gloves 
Are Off (HD) 12.30pm 
Fantasy Football Club 
- The Highlights (HD) 
1.00 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 1.30 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 2.00 Football Gold 

3.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 3.30 La 
Liga World (HD) 4.00 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 4.30 EubankJrv 
O'Sullivan: The Gloves Are 
Off (HD) 5.00 Soccer 
AM: The Best Bits (HD) 

6.00 La Liga World (HD) 
6.30 Anthony Joshua: The 

Knockouts (HD) 7.00 
LIVE Mosconi Cup Pool 
(HD) 11.30 Anthony 
Joshua: The Knockouts 
(HD) 12.00m't La Liga 
World (HD) 12.30am 
Football Gold 1.00 
Anthony Joshua: The 
Knockouts (HD) 1.30 
Sky Sports Boxing Gold 
(HD) 3.00 Football Gold 
4.00-6.00am Highlights 



6.00am Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Sir Roger Bannister (HD) 

7.00 Sporting Greats 

7.30 Triathlon (HD) 

8.00 Time of Our Lives 
(HD) 9.00 Sporting 
Heroes: Gary Newbon 
Interviews Sir Roger 
Bannister (HD) 10.00 
Time of Our Lives (HD) 

11.00 Racing News (HD) 

11.30 Sporting Greats 

12.00noon Sporting 
Greats Double bill. 

I. 00pm Sky Sports 
Boxing Gold (HD) 

2.00 Sporting Greats 

2.30 Triathlon (HD) 

3.00 WWE - Experience 

The latest from Raw. (HD) 

4.00 LIVE Ram Slam T20 
Cricket Coverage of a 
semi-final. (HD) 

7.15 Cricket's Greatest 

Four editions. (HD) 

9.15 Cricket Fillers (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri 
Lanka: The opening 
day of the first Test of 
the two-match series 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

II. 30pm-7.00am LIVE 
Test Cricket Australia 

V West Indies: Coverage 
of the opening day of 
the first Test of the 
three-match series, 
held at the Bellerive 
Oval in Hobart. (HD) 



6.00am Sporting Greats 

6.30 Game Changers 
(HD) 7.00 Mosconi Cup 
Pool: Action from the 
second day's play. (HD) 

11.30 Triathlon (HD) 

12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes: Graham Taylor 
Interviews Denis Law 

The ex-England 
manager talks to the 
former Manchester 
United striker (HD) 

1.00pm Time of Our 
Lives Three British gold 
medallists from the 1972 
Olympics reminisce. 

2.00 Mosconi Cup Pool 

Action from the second 
day’s play between the 
USA and Europe. (HD) 

6.30 Sky Sports Boxing 
Gold Kevin Mitchell v 
John Murray. (HD) 

6.45 Sky Sports Boxing 
Gold Action from Lucian 
Bute V Carl Froch. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Greyhound 
Racing The ECC Timber 
Oaks and Laurels: All 
the action from the 
prestigious meeting at 
Belle Vue in Manchester 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri 
Lanka: The opening day 
of the first Test of the 
two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

5.00am Cricket's Greatest 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 

Cricket's Greatest (HD) 



6.00am PGA Tour Classic 
8.00 Golfing World (HD) 
8.30 LIVE Ladies 
European Tour Golf: The 
Dubai Ladies Masters: 
Day one of the final 
event of the 2015 tour, 
held at the Emirates 
Golf Club in the United 
Arab Emirates. (HD) 

12.30pm Nick Dougherty: 
A Links Diary 

1.00 PGA Tour Classic 

2.00 PGA Tour Classic 

3.00 Nick Dougherty: 

A Links Diary 

3.30 Sporting Greats 

4.00 WWE Main Event 

Wrestling action. (HD) 

5.00 PGA Tour Classic 

6.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf As shown 
at 9.00pm. (HD) 

7.00 Fishing Gurus (HD) 

8.00 European Tour Golf 

A look back at the 
2015 season. (HD) 

9.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf The Dubai 
Ladies Masters: The 
opening day’s play. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late 
Night - Raw (HD) 

12.00m’t Sports Unlimited 
(HD) 1.00am Max 
Power (HD) 2.00 Ladies 
European Tour Golf 
(HD) 3.00 Watersports 
World (HD) 4.00 Sports 
Unlimited (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am PGA Tour Classic 



6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 9.30 
Football's Greatest... 

12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes As 4.00pm. (HD) 

I. 00pm Sky Sports 
Today Sports news. (HD) 

2.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 

2.30 Football's Greatest 
Players Ryan Giggs. (HD) 

3.00 Football's Greatest 
Managers Arrigo Sacchi. 

3.30 Football's Greatest 
Players Luis Figo. (HD) 

4.00 Sporting Heroes 

With Lennox Lewis. (HD) 

5.00 Time of Our Lives 

Former Sunderland 
players look back at the 
1973 FA Cup final. (HD) 

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 

7.00 Gillette Soccer 
Special News from 
tonight's matches. (HD) 

10.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

10.30 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 

II. 00 Watersports World 

Aquatic activities. (HD) 

12.00m't Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 
12.30am Sporting 
Greats 2.30 Sporting 
Rivalries (HD) 3.00 
Football's Greatest... (HD) 
4.00 Sporting Heroes 
(HD) S.00-6.00am 
Football's Greatest 
Players: Double bill. 




6.00am Serie A Review 
(HD) 6.30 Game of the 
Week (HD) 7.00 SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 7.30 
The Ultimate Fishing 
Show (HD) 8.00 Hockey 
(HD) 9.00 Hockey (HD) 

10.00 Hockey (HD) 

11.00 Hockey (HD) 
12.00noon The Clare 

Balding Show (HD) 

2.00 World of Football (HD) 

2.30 Premier League (HD) 

4.00 National League 
Highlights (HD) 

4.30 SPFL Highlights (HD) 

5.00 A-League Highlights 
From Australia. (HD) 

5.30 Last Week, This 
Week Recent action. (HD) 

6.00 NBA (HD) 

8.00 Rugby Tonight (HD) 

9.30 UFC: Beyond 
the Octagon (HD) 

10.30 UFC - Ultimate 
Insider (HD) 

11.00 UFC Embedded (HD) 
12.00m't Premier League 

World (HD) 12.30am 
Snow Unleashed (HD) 

1.00 LIVE NBA: Milwaukee 
Bucks V Los Angeles 
Clippers. (HD) 3.30 World 
of Football (HD) 4.00 
UFC: Beyond the Octagon 
(HD) 5.00 Fletch & Sav 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
A-League Highlights (HD) 



6.00am Rugby Tonight (HD) 

7.30 European Football 
Show Highlights (HD) 

9.30 Emirates FA Cup 
(HD) 10.00 French Liguel 
Review (HD) 11.00 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 

12.00noon Rugby Tonight 
Recent highlights. (HD) 

I. 30pm 30 for 30 (HD) 

2.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

3.00 NBA Memphis 
Grizzlies v Oklahoma 
City Thunder. (HD) 

5.00 Serie A Review (HD) 

5.30 Game of the Week 
A recent match. (HD) 

6.00 Global Goals (HD) 

6.30 Barclays Premier 
League World (HD) 

7.00 LIVE UEFA 
Champions League 
Action from the UEFA 
Champions League. (HD) 

10.00 Last Week, This 
Week Recent action. (HD) 

10.30 Hockey Australia 
V Great Britain. (HD) 

II. 30 Hockey Action from 
China v Argentina. (HD) 

12.30am Hockey (HD) 1.30 
Hockey (HD) 2.30 Football 
Tonight (HD) 3.00 UFC - 
The Ultimate Fighter (HD) 

4.00 UFC Embedded (HD) 

5.00 Last Week, This Week 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am The 
Ultimate Fishing Show (HD) 



6.00am College Football 
(HD) 9.00 Pardon 
the Interruption (HD) 

9.30 Around the Horn 
(HD) 10.00 NBA Tonight 
(HD) 10.30 College 
Basketball (HD) 12.15pm 
College Basketball 
(HD) 2.00 Around the 
Horn (HD) 2.30 NBA 
Tonight (HD) 3.00 
Baseball Tonight (HD) 

3.30 College Basketball 
Virginia Cavaliers v West 
Virginia Mountaineers. (HD) 

5.15 College Basketball 
Connecticut Huskies v 
Maryland Terrapins. (HD) 

7.00 ESPN FC (HD) 

7.30 UEFA Champions 
League Goals Show (HD) 

10.00 Baseball Tonight (HD) 

10.30 Last Week, This 
Week Recent action. (HD) 

11.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 
The latest news. (HD) 

12.00m't LIVE College 
Basketball: Kentucky 
Wildcats V Eastern Kentucky 
Colonels. (HD) 2.00am 
LIVE College Basketball: 
Wichita State Shockers v 
UNLV Rebels. (HD) 4.00 
Last Week, This Week 
(HD) 4.30 Baseball Tonight 
(HD) 5.00 Baseball Tonight 
Live (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
College Football Live (HD) 



6.00am UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 7.00 UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

8.00 UEFA Champions 
League Highlights Show 
(HD) 9.00 UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

10.00 UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 11.00 UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

12.00noon UEFA 
Champions League 
(HD) 1.00pm UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

2.00 UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 3.00 UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

4.00 UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 5.00 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 

6.00 UEFA Champions 
League Review (HD) 

6.30 UEFA Champions 
League Tonight Live 
(HD) 7.30 LIVE UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

10.00 UEFA Champions 
League Highlights 11.00 
UEFA Europe League 
Magazine (HD) 12.00m't 
UEFA Champions League 
(HD) 1.00am UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 

2.00 UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 3.00 
UEFA Champions League 
(HD) 4.00 UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 
5.00-6.00am UEFA 
Champions League (HD) 



6.00am Supercar Challenge 
6.50 2015 Autosport 
Awards 9.00 Italian 
Motorcycle Road Race 
Championship: A 2015 
season review of the 
Superbike discipline. 

1.10pm Trophee Andros 
The latest round of the 
season from Val Thorens. 

3.15 The Sucker Punch 
The extreme enduro 
event from Bala in Wales. 

4.20 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 
Lite and Pro 2 disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

5.20 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro Lite 
and Pro Buggy disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore. 

6.25 British Truck Racing 
Championship Round 
eight from Brands Hatch. 

8.00 Best of Crash 
Action from December. 

8.30 Special Stage Extra 
UK-based rallying. 

9.00 V8 Supercars 
Highlights The Sydney 
Homebush: Action from 
the final round of the 
season, staged at the 
Sydney Motorsport Park. 

12.10am 2015 Autosport 
Awards: Highlights of the 
ceremony. 2.45 Best 
of Crash 3.15-6.00am 
V8 Supercars Highlights 



LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 



12.15pm LIVERacedayAfT/ie 

Races Coverage of today's 
meetings from Hexham, 
Leicester and Lingfield Park. 

5.30pm LIVE Stateside At The 

Races Coverage from America. 



2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of a 
meeting Down Under. 



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7.15am GT Academy 
2015: Back to Basics 
(HD) 7.30 Ski Jumping 
(HD) 8.30 Biathlon (HD) 

9.30 Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 

11.30 The Ronnie 
O’Sullivan Show (HD) 
11.45 Figure Skating (HD) 

12.00noon Alpine Skiing 

From Beaver Creek. (HD) 

1.00pm Alpine Skiing 

From Lake Louise. (HD) 

1.30 Ski Jumping From 
Lillehammer. (HD) 

2.30 Alpine Skiing From 
Lake Louise. (HD) 

3.30 Alpine Skiing From 
Beaver Creek. (HD) 

4.30 Figure Skating 

The NHK Trophy. (HD) 



6.00am The EuroLeague 
Basketball Show (HD) 
6.30 EuroCup 
Basketball (HD) 7.30 
WATTS 8.30 Football's 
Greatest (HD) 9.00 
FIA World Touring Car 
Championship (HD) 
10.00 EuroCup 
Basketball (HD) 11.00 
Ski Jumping (HD) 

12.00noon Alpine Skiing 

From Lake Louise. (HD) 

12.45pm Alpine Skiing 

From Beaver Creek. (HD) 

1.30 The EuroLeague 
Basketball Show (HD) 

2.00 Isle of Man TT 

The 2015 staging. (HD) 

4.00 Macau Grand Prix 

Action from the 
motorcycle event. (HD) 



6.30 Figure Skating 

The NHK Trophy. (HD) 

8.30 WATTS Highlights. 

9.00 Wednesday Selection 
9.05 Lucia's Selection 
9.15 Showjumping: 

Spruce Meadows 
9.45 Riders Club 

9.50 European Tour Golf 

The Nedbank Challenge. 

10.20 Golf Club 
10.25 Sailing 
10.55 Yacht Club 

11.00 Wednesday Selection 
11.05 Wintersports 
Weekend 11.20pm- 
1.20am Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 



5.00 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship A 

2015 season review. (HD) 

6.00 Motorsport: 

Cup of Nations Action 
from the Nations Cup 
race in London. (HD) 

7.00 Motorsport: Race of 
Champions Highlights 
from London. (HD) 

8.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship The 

final from York. (HD) 

10.00 Snooker A selection 
of the greatest 147 
breaks in history. (HD) 

10.30 Figure Skating 

The NHK Trophy. (HD) 

12.30-6.30am 

Eurosport News (HD) 





6.00am GP3 Racing (HD) 

7.00 GP3 Racing (HD) 

8.00 Formula 1 (HD) 

10.30 Formula 1 (HD) 
12.45pm GP2 Racing 
(HD) 2.15 GP2 Racing 
(HD) 3.30 Russian FI 
GP Best Bits (HD) 

4.00 FI Classic Races: The 
2014 Hungarian Grand 
Prix. (HD) 6.30 Formula 1: 
The Singapore Grand Prix. 
(HD) 7.30 Formula 1: The 
Japanese Grand Prix. (HD) 

8.30 FI Midweek Report: 
A look back at the 2015 
season. (HD) 9.30 FI 
Classic Races: The 2000 
Japanese Grand Prix. (HD) 

11.45 FI Midweek Report 
(HD) 12.45am FI Classic 
Races (HD) 3.00 Porsche 
Super Cup (HD) 3.15 
GP2 Racing (HD) 4.45- 
6.00am GP2 Racing (HD) 



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Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 

The Mormon Hann family has gained 
an addition, and one returnee finds 
reacclimatising harder than she thought 




Britain’s Oldest Crooks 

ITVHD,9pm/ITV+1, 10pm (not Nl) 

Meeting law-breaking OAPs, the 
fastest-growing group being jailed, from 
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133 CHRISTMAS FOOD 



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304 SKY GREATS 



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1 8.00 BBC Music Awards 


1 10.00 News; Local News 1 10.35 Question... 


7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 


1 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals | 


9.00 The Last Kingdom 


1 10.00 Russell... 1 


[l0.30 Newsnightt 


7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Does Work Pay?... 


8.00 Emmerdale 


8.30 Paul O'Grady... 


9.00 Britain's Oldest Crooks 


10.00 News; Local News 


7.00 News 


8.00 The Secret Life of 6 Year Olds 


9.00 18 Kids and Counting 


10.00 First Dates 


7.00 Kids' Hospital at Christmas 


8.00 Alex Polizzi's Italian Islands 


9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild UK 


10.00 Lonely at Christmas 


7.00 The Simpsons 


8.00 Supergirl 


9.00 Bring the Noise 


10.00 Trollied 


10.30 After Hours 


7.00 Top Gear 


8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 


9.00 Live at the Apollo 


10.00 EastEnders 


jl0.30 Renta Cop 


7.00 The Xtra Factor 


8.00 Two and a Half Men 


9.00 Scorpion 


10.00 Celebrity Juice Christmas Special 


7.00 News 


7.30 Top of the Pops... 


8.00 Life of a Mountain: A Year on Scafell Pike 


9.00 What a Performance! Pioneers of... 


10.00 Arena: Ken Dodd - Happiness 


7.00 Hollyoaks 


7.30 A to Z 


8.00 The Big Bang Theory 


1 9.00 Film: The Inbetweeners 2 


1 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia | 


8.00 CSI 


9.00 Elementary 


10.00 Scandal 


1 7.00 Blue Bloods 


9.00 The Last Panthers 


10.00 Hunderby 


1 7.00 The Vicar of Dibley 1 8.15 One Foot in the Grave 1 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 1 10.25 Little Britain Abroad 


1 7.00 Storage Hunters...] 7.30 The Money Pit 


1 8.30 Storage... 


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10.00 Crackanory 10.40 Would... 


7.00 Murder, She Wrote 


1 8.00 Lewis 


10.00 Law & Order: UK 


7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 The Car Chasers 


9.00 Fifth Gear 


10.00 Film: The Chronicles of Riddick 


7.00 Impractical Jokers 


8.00 Friends 


9.00 Film: Scary Movie 3 


7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 Haven 


9.00 Film: Outlander 


1 ◄ 6.50 Building the Dream 1 7.55 Grand Designs 


10.00 24 Hours in A&E 


1 7.00 NCIS 1 


9.00 Sleepy Hollow 


10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 










7.00 Wheeler Dealers 


8.00 Gold Rush 


9.00 Men, Women, Wild 


10.00 Nazi Death Ray 


7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 


8.00 Too Cute! 


9.00 1 Escaped Jaws 


10.00 Monsters Inside Me 


7.00 Air Crash Investigation 


8.00 Ice Road Rescue 


9.00 Cabin Fever 


10.00 Man V. Viral 


7.00 Storage Wars 


8.00 Pawn Stars 


9.00 Counting Cars: Best of 


10.00 Leepu & Pitbull 


7.00 Coast 


8.00 Earth: The Power of the Planet 


9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 


10.00 Open All Hours 


7.00 MasterChef Australia 


8.00 Lottery Changed My Life 


9.00 Untold Stories of the ER 


10.00 Self Surgery 


7.00 River Cottage: Winter's on the Way 


8.00 Bargain Hunt 


9.00 DIY SOS 


10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 


7.00 The Great British Bake Off Christmas... 


1 8.00 Two Fat Ladies... 


8.30 Two Fat Ladies 


9.00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 


10.00 Christmas Feast with Peter Kuruvita 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 My Ghost Story 


9.00 Ghost Adventures 


10.00 Paranormal Witness 


◄ 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 


8.00 Taken 3 




10.00 Cake 


◄ 5.50 Batman Returns 


[8.00 Interstellar 


1 ◄ 5.45 Titanic 


1 9.00 Pretty Woman 


7.00 Into the Woods 1 9.1 0 Tarzan 


◄ 6.10 Elf 8.00 How to Train Your Dragon 2 9.50 Annie 


7.00 X-Men: The Last Stand 1 9.00 The Equalizer 


◄ 6.30 Lovesick 8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 10.00 About Last Night 


7.00 Devil's Knot 1 9.00 The Judge 



◄ 6.20 Jingle All the Way 2 



8.00 Miracle on 34th Street 



◄ 6.50 Transcendence 



311 SKY SCI-FI 



312 SKY SELECT 7.00 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 



10.00 Trading Places 



9.00 Ex Machine 



◄ 6.40 A Good Year 



317 TCM 



402 SKY SPORTS 1 



I ◄ 6.40 Robin and the 7 Hoods 



10.00 A Beautiful Mind 



9.00 Snow White and the Huntsman 



9.00 Today You Die 



1 7.00 Mosconi Cup Pool - Live: The fourth and final day of the contest at The Tropicana Las Vegas hotel and casino 



403 SKY SPORTS 2 7.00 Cricket's... 




7.30 Test Cricket 



9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 



1 ◄ 6.00 WWE- Raw 


8.00 Football Gold 


8.30 Barclays... 


9.00 La Liga Show 


9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 


1 7.00 Asian Tour Golf 


8.00 Sports Unlimited 


9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 10.00 The World... 


10.30 Sporting Greats 


1 ◄ 6.00 Motorsport: Race of Champions 


8.00 FIA World Touring Car Championship 


9.00 Snooker: UK Championship 



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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Sister 
Rita to the Rescue (S)(HD) 10.00 
Homes Under the Hammer (S)(HD) 

11.00 Oxford Street Revealed (S) 
(HD)(AD) 11.45 Family Finders (S) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors A drunken 
man vandalises a garden - but insists 
an elf paid him to do it. (SKHDKAD) 

2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries The 
Heart of the Matter: M]0. (Series 2) 
(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Escape to the 
Country In the Cotswolds. (S)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 James Martin - Home Comforts at 
Christmas The chef is joined by racing 
driver Mark Webber (S)(HD)(AD) 

4.25 Flog It! In East Sussex. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 



• Today's red button sport coverage is listed 
in Sport on Other Channels, page 92 

6.15am Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 7.00 James Martin - Home 
Comforts at Christmas (S)(R)(HD) 

7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets (S)(R)(HD) 

8.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The 
Professionals (S)(R) 9.15 Victoria 
Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News 
(S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S) 
(HD) 1.00pm Coast From Dorset. (S)(R) 
(HD) 1.15 Cash in the Attic (S)(R) 

2.00 LIVE Rugby Union: Varsity Match 
Oxford University v Cambridge 
University: Kick-off is at 2.30. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Wogan: The Best Of (S)(R) 

5.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes 
Two Hosted byZoe Ball. (S)(HD) 



6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Studio 
guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 

10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat 
and lifestyle features. (S)(HD) 

12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 
interviews and topical studio discussion 
from a female perspective. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases 
heard in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 

3.00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show 
hosted by Vernon Kay. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Game show 
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 



6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.35- 

9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 
(S)(R) 9.00 Frasier (S)(R) 10.00 
Undercover Boss USA (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 Jamie's Comfort Food (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 

12.05-2.10pm Come Dine with Me 
Special celebrity editions. (S)(R)(HD) 
2.10pm Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 
3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers A red tractor 
arouses interest in Penzance. (S)(HD) 

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me 
Three Newcastle couples compete 
for the cash prize of £1000. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks When Harry sees Cleo 

visiting Pete, he decides he has to 
tell the McQueens, leaving Celine 
and Reenie stunned. (S)(HD)(AD) 



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8 



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7.00 The One Show 

Alex Jones and Matt Baker 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 EastEnders 

Ronnie finds herself in an 
innpossible position. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.00 NEW BBC Music Awards 

Chris Evans and Fearne Cotton host 
the second BBC Music Awards, live 
from Birnninghann's Genting Arena, 
where acts including One Direction, 
Ellie Goulding, Jess Glynne, Little Mix 
and Rod Stewart come together to 
celebrate the past year in music. 

See feature, page!! (S) 



7.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 

TV veterans Barry Cryer and 
Bernard Cribbins take on the 
antiques-hunting challenge in 
Hertfordshire, before heading to 
an auction in London. (S)(R)(HD) 



8.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals 

15/21. The second group of five 
chefs cook lunch for guests at 
Lord's cricket ground, then produce 
a showstopper in the hope of 
making it to the semi-finals. (S)(HD) 



9.00 The Last Kingdom 
SERIES FINALE 8/8. Alfred and 
Uhtred get word to Saxon forces to 
fight for the future of Wessex and 
England, but treachery and deceit put 
Uhtred's future in doubt. (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Sam holds Jai hostage until 
Megan leaves. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Does Work Pay? Tonight 

Fiona Foster meets people struggling 
to get by on their wages. (S)(HD) 

■ Postponed from 3rd December 

8.00 Emmerdale 

Ross returns home to find the house 
filled with smoke. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.30 Paul O'Grady: 

For the Love of Dogs 
SERIES FINALE 8/8 Battersea 
prepares for a royal visit. (S)(HD) 

9.00 NEW Britain's Oldest Crooks 

Revealing the growing number of 
over-60s in UK jails and how age 
is no barrier to these imprisoned 
pensioners, who have committed 
everything from shoplifting to 
breaching ASBOs. (S)(HD) 



7.00 News (S)(HD) 



7.55 The Political Slot 

A Labour representative's comment 
on Government policy. (S)(HD) 

8.00 The Secret Life of 6 Year Olds 

The youngsters return after two 
weeks apart. Caitlyn and new girl 
Leila form a 'girls' club; while Elvin 
feels rejected when Beatrice starts to 
spend more time with Elouisa. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 



9.00 NEW 18 Kids and Counting 

An update on the Radfords, Britain's 
biggest family, following them over 
the course of another 12 months. 
Mum Sue is pregnant again, although 
she and dad Noel are anxious 
after losing their last baby in the 
womb. (S)(HD)(AD) 



10 



10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 
10.25 Local News (S) 



10.35 Question Time 

David Dimbleby chairs the 
topical debate from Bath. (S)(HD) 



10.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News 

8/9. The comedian's weekly 
perspective on the news. (S)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 



10.00 ITV News (S) 



10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 Regional Programmes 

See local variations. (S) 



10.00 First Dates 

Waiter Sam steps into the breach 
when a young woman is stood up, 
and an A&E receptionist has her 
first date with a woman. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow 



11.35 This Week Andrew Neil and guests 
discuss the past week's political and 
parliamentary developments. (S)(HD) 

12.20am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
(HD) 12.25-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 

11.15 The Secrets of the Mona Lisa 
Andrew Graham-Dixon explores major 
new findings about Leonardo da Vinci's 
masterpiece. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.15-2.45am Sign Zone: The Taliban 
Hunters - Panorama (S)(R) 12.45 
Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain 
You (S)(R) 1.45 Doctor Who Hell Bent: 
12/12. (Series 9) (S)(R)(AD) 
2.45-6.00am Previews (S)(HD) 



11.10 UEFA Europa League Highlights 

Mark Pougatch presents action from the 
sixth and final week of group fixtures in 
European football's second club 
competition, including Fenerbahce v 
Celtic, and FC Sion v Liverpool. (S) 
12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Does Work 
Pay? Tonight (S)(R)(HD) 3.25 ITV 
Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 

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11.05 Gogglebox (S)(R)(HD) 12.10am 
24 Hours in A&E (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.05 Liberty of London (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 Embarrassing Bodies (S)(R) 
2.50 Food Unwrapped (S)(R)(HD) 
3.20 Unreported World (S)(R)(HD) 
3.45 Low Pay Britain: Dispatches 
(S)(R)(HD) 4.15 Location, Location, 
Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.10-6.00am 
Deal or No Deal (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.45 FILM Call Me Claus Comedy 
starring Whoopi Goldberg, Victor 
Garber and Nigel Hawthorne. (S) 
(AD) (2001, PG, lOSmin) ★★ 

1.30pm News(S)(HD) 

1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.05 FILM The Santa Suit Seasonal 
family comedy starring Kevin Sorbo. 
(S) (2010, PG, lOOmin) ★★★ 

3.45 FILM The Christmas Shepherd 
Drama starring Teri Polo, Martin 
Cummins and Jordyn Ashley Olson. 
(S)(HD)(2014, PG, lOSmin) ★★★ 

5.30 News (HD) 

6.00 Neighbours Imogen confronts 
Daniel over his dubious selling 
technique, while Piper frets about 
returning to school. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News(S)(HD) 




7.00 Kids' Hospital 
at Christmas 

A 14-year-old is rushed into Royal 
Manchester Children's Hospital's 
A&E departnnent on Christnnas 
Eve with a serious leg injury after 
she is hit by a van. (S)(R)(HD) 



8.00 Alex Polizzi's 
Italian Islands 

3/4. Alex visits the north of 
Sicily, discovering overwhelnning 
opulence at a palace in Palernno, 
nneeting an inspirational nnayor 
and viewing an army of 
mummified monks. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Ben Fogle: 

New Lives in the Wild UK 
SERIES FINALE 5/5 Ben Fogle 
meets a man who runs a guest 
house on Fair Isle off the coast of 
Scotland, having moved there 10 
years ago from America, where 
he had his own company. (S)(HD) 

10.00 Lonely at Christmas 

2/4. People spending Christmas 
alone, including a former care 
home resident looking after 
himself for the first time and a 
single dad left alone while his son 
stays with his mother. (S)(HD) 



11.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 

11/11. Paul and Phil expect a routine 
eviction, but get more than they 
bargained for, while Stewart and 
Victor hunt down £66,000 owed 
by a businessman. (S)(R)(HD) 
IZ.OOm't Access (HD) 12.10am 
SuperCasino 3.10 UK's Strongest 
Man 2015 (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Wildlife 
SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 Divine Designs 
(S)(SL)(R) 4.45-6.00am House 
Doctor Triple bill. (S)(SL)(R) 

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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (R)(AD) 

7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) 9.00 
Inside Gatwick (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
12.00noon The Last Ship SOS 7/10 

The crew intercepts a distress call off 
the coast of Jamaica. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.00pm The Last Ship Two Sailors 
Walk into a Bar: 8/10. Slattery is faced 
with a dilemma. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 

5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons Lisa v Malibu Stacy: 
Lisa takes offence at a new doll that 
supposedly demeans women. (S)(R) 




7.00 The Simpsons 

Homer the Smithers: Smithers 
takes a holiday and chooses 
Homer as his replacement. (S)(R) 
7.30 A Fish Called Selma: 

A washed-up Hollywood actor 
starts dating Selma. With the 
voice of Jeff Goldblum. (S)(R) 

8.00 Supergirl 

NEW EPISODE Human fora Day: 
7/13. Comic-book adventure 
about the 24-year-old cousin 
of Superman who must embrace 
her Kryptonian powers after 
previously hiding them. (S) 



9.00 Bring the Noise 

NEW EDITION 8/10. Ricky Wilson 
hosts the comedy quiz, with guests 
David Walliams and Melanie C 
joining regulars Tinie Tempah, 
Nicole Scherzinger, Katherine 
Ryan and Joel Dommett. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow 

10.00 Trollied 

6/8. Gavin struggles to keep his 
romance with Cheryl a secret. 
(Series 5) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.30 After Hours 

5/6. Jasmine turns to Willow 
for support. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Akanahe (Reluctant 
Partners) 8/22. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m't 
Hawaii Five-0 Ha'uoli La Ho'omoaika'i 
(Happy Thanksgiving) 9/22. (S)(R) 

(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 Pukana 
(Keepsake) 11/22. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 
1.50 The Force: Manchester (R) 2.50 
Ultimate Road Wars Highlights from 
the series. (S)(R) 3.40 Ultimate 
Road Wars (S)(R) 4.30 Nothing 
to Declare (S)(R) 5.00-6.00am 
UK Bor der Force (Sj(R)(HDj^AD) 



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Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

No variations 
N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

10.35pm The View 11.15 
Question Time 12.15am 



7.00pm Top Gear The trio try 
to build mobility scooters 
capable of tackling the British 
countryside's terrain. With actor 
Michael Fassbender (HD) 

8.00 Don't Tell the Bride An 



7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Top of the Pops: 1980 

Featuring The Beat, The 
Specials, Gary Numan, The 
Nolans and Jona Lewie. 



This Week 1.00- 
6.00am BBC News 
WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 



BBC2 



SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

12.00noon Politics 
Scotland 12.30-1.00pm 

Daily Politics 10.30 
Scotland 2015 11.00 
Newsnight 11.40 Weather 
11.45 Bothy Life 12.45am 
Sign Zone: The Taliban 
Hunters - Panorama 1.15 
Dominic Sand brook: Let Us 
Entertain You 2.15 Doctor 
Who 3.15-6.00am Previews 
N. IRELAND 
Sky 972, Freesat 969 
11.15pm-12.15am 
The Secret History 
of the British Garden 
WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

No variations 



Irish groom plans a wedding 
on the coast of Co Wicklow, 
going against his partner's 
dreams of a Welsh ceremony. 

9.00 Live at the Apollo 

With Jack Whitehall, Katherine 
Ryan and Rich Hall. (HD) 

9.30 With Jason Manford, 
Tom Stade and Jimeoin. (HD) 

10.00 EastEnders 

As shown on BBCl. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 Rent a Cop NEW 
EDITION 7/8. Francis is hired 
to protect a local angling lake 
from some fish thieves and 
hopes to catch the culprits in 
the act, while Pembow goes 
out promoting the company 
in his own time. (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 
American Dad! (HD) 12.10am 
Family Guy 12.30 Rent a Cop 
(HD) 1.00 Josh(HD)(AD) 1.30 
Reggie Yates's Extreme UK: Gay 
& Under Attack (HD) 2.30 
Don't Tell the Bride (HD) 3.30- 
4.00am Rent a Cop (HD) 



8.00 Life of a Mountain: 

A Year on Scafell Pike 

England’s highest peak 
throughout the seasons. (HD) 

9.00 What a Performance! 
Pioneers of Popular 
Entertainment NEW 

EDITION 2/3. The golden age 
of variety theatre, from the 
start of the 20th century to 
the outbreak of World War 
Two, charting the careers of 
stars George Formby and 
Grade Fields. (HD)(AD) 

10.00 Arena: Ken Dodd 

- Happiness A 2007 profile 
of the stand-up comedian. 

11.00 Sex and the Sitcom (AD) 
12.00m't Top of the Pops: 
1980: As shown at 7.30pm. 
12.40am Timeshift: Mods, 
Rockers and Bank Holiday 
Mayhem (HD) 1.40 Arena: 

Ken Dodd - Happiness 2.40- 
3.40am What a Performance! 
Pioneers of Popular 
Entertainment (SL)(AD) 



ANGLIA 

10.40-11.10pm 

Anglia Late Edition 

BORDER/TYNE TEES 
10.40-11.10pm 

Around the House 

LONDON 

10.40-1 1.1 0pm Late Debate 

CENTRAL 

10.40-11.10pm 

Central Lobby 

GRANADA 

10.40-11.10pm Party People 
MERIDIAN 

10.40-11.10pm Last Word 
WALES 

10.40-11.10pm NEW Welsh 
Political Awards 2015 
WEST/WESTCOUNRTY 
10.40-11.10pm The West 
Country at Westminster 
YORKSHIRE 
10.40-11.10pm Last Orders 



S4C 



Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 1.30 Cefn 
Gwiad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 
2.55 Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 3.00 Only Boys 
Aloud: Cor y Gogledd 3.30 
O’r Galon: Byd Mawr y Dyn 
Bach 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 
Stwnsh 6.00 Rygbi Pawb 

6.25 Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 6.30 Rygbi Pawb 
7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a 
Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 

8.25 Rhestr Gyda Huw 
Stephens 9.00 Newyddion 
9 a'r Tywydd 9.30 Hacio 
10.30 Bywyd Newydd: 

Rhoi Organau 11.00 It's My 
Shout 11.15 It’s My Shout: 
Short Films from Wales 

II. 30pm-6.00am 

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6.00am The Hot Desk: Ed 
Sheeran (HD) 6.10 You've Been 
Framed! 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.45 
Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 

8.15 You've Been Framed! 8.40 
The Cube (HD) 9.40 Psych 
(HD) 10.35 FILM Merry 
In-Laws: Seasonal comedy (HD) 
(AD) (2012, PG,110min)^^ 

12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 

12.55 Coronation Street (HD) 
(AD) 1.30 You've Been Framed! 

1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 
2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 

7.00 The Xtra Factor NEW 
EDITION Catching up on all 
the backstage gossip. (HD) 

8.00 Two and a Half Men 

20/24. Judith bills Alan for 
Jake's expensive shoes. (HD) 
8.30 21/24. Evelyn's second 
husband dies. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Scorpion NEW 
EPISODE Super Fun Guys: 

The team goes undercover on 
a movie set in Kazakhstan. 
(Series 2) (HD)(AD) 

10.00 NEW Celebrity Juice 
Christmas Special With 
guests Jay McGuiness, Louise 
Redknapp, Michelle Keegan 
and Jimmy Carr (HD) 

11.00 Release the Hounds: Jingle 
Hell II (HD) 12.00m'tTwoanda 
Half Men (HD) 1.00am Totally 
Bonkers Guinness World 
Records (HD) 1.30-2.20am 
The Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD) 



6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 
Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 
(AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

4.00 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE 

8/13. Andrew realises he is 
heavily influenced by his 
friends Stu and Zelda. (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

7/24. Sheldon is interviewed 
for a documentary. (HD)(AD) 
8.30 NEW EPISODE 8/24 
Penny and Bernadette spy on 
Amy to find out about her new 
boyfriend. (Series 9) (HD)(AD) 



9.00 FILM The 
Inbetweeners 2 Comedy 
sequel with Simon Bird. The 
awkward teenagers find 
university does not live up 
to their expectations and 
go to Australia in search 

of adventure. (HD)(AD) 

(2014, 15, 94min) ★★ 

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 12.00m't Rude Tube (HD) 
1.00am Empire (HD)(AD) 2.00 
Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and 
Tattoos (HD) 2.55 Drifters (SL) 
(HD) 3.45 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.LD. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.30- 
6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 



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6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill. 8.00 The Real 
A&E: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 
UK Border Force (HD) 

10.00 CSI: Double bill. (HD) 
12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 
(HD) 1.00pm Criminal 
Minds: Double bill. (HD) 

3.00 CSI: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Customs UK (HD) 

5.30 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

6.00 Nothing to Declare 




10.00 Scandal 



7.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia The culinary 
competition is turned on 
its head for the pivotal 
next stage as the cooks 
arrive in Darwin. 

8.00 CSI f/ero to Zero.- 
15/18. A caped vigilante 
is killed while trying to 
protect a homeless 
man. (Series 15) (HD) 

9.00 Elementary NEW 
EPISODE A// /Wy Exes 
Live in Essex: 4/22. A lab 
technician who led a 
secret life is murdered. 
(Series 4) (HD) 

10.00 Scandal 
NEW EPISODE Yes: 

2/24. News of Fitz and 
Olivia's affair hits the 
news. (Series 5) (HD) 

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.50am 
Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI 
(HD) 4.20 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 5.10- 
6.00am Nothing to Declare 



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SKY 108 
HD 108/222 



6.00-8.00am Seinfeld: Back- 
to-back episodes. (HD) 8.00 
Stargate Atlantis (HD) 900 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 
10.00 The West Wing (HD) 

11.00 Cold Case (Series 2) 

(HD) 12.00noon Blue Bloods 
(HD) 2.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (Series 2) (HD) 3.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 5.00 
The West Wing (Series 2) 

(HD) 6.00 Cold Case: The 
House: 4/23. (Series 2) (HD) 




7.00 Blue Bloods 

Ties That Bind: ^M22. 
Danny’s loyalty is tested 
when he is assigned 
to a case involving a 
childhood friend. (HD) 
8.00 The Bogeyman: 
12/22. Danny begins 
a manhunt for the 
distributor of a deadly 
new form of heroin. 
(Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 The Last Panthers 
NEW EPISODE 5/6 

Naomi and Milan's 
significant past is 
revealed. (HD) 



10.00 NEW SERIES 

Hunderby 1 12. Return of 
the comedy created by 
and starring Julia Davis. 
See feature, pa gel 4 (HD) 
11.00pm-1.50am Girls (HD) 
1.50am The Knick 3.05 Curb 
Your Enthusiasm 4.15 Star 
Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.05- 
6.00am Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 



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7.00am Alio Alio! 7.55 Last 
of the Summer Wine 8.35 
Open All Hours 9.15 Porridge 
9.55 The Best of Tommy 
Cooper 10.25 The Thin Blue 
Line 11.00 dinnerladies 
11.40 Only Fools and Horses 
12.50pm Cheers 1.20 Keeping 
Up Appearances 2.40 Last of 
the Summer Wine 3.20 Still 
Open All Hours 4.00 Open 
All Hours 4.40 Porridge 5.15 
Only Fools and Horses 6.30 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 




7.00 The Vicar of Dibley 

It is 10 years since 
Geraldine Granger 
became the first female 
vicar of Dibley and the 
villagers are keen to 
celebrate the anniversary. 

8.15 One Foot in the Grave 

Christmas special from 
1995. The Meldrews' 
wedding anniversary 
celebrations turn sour as 
they learn cousin Ursula 
has died, forcing Victor 
to defy a witch’s warning. 



9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 

Eddie’s new-found 
enthusiasm for her family 
ruins Patsy’s plans for 
an exotic Christmas. 



10.25 Little Britain Abroad 
11.05 Porridge 12.05am 
French and Saunders 
12.45 Absolutely Fabulous 
1.30 Little Britain Abroad 
2.10 Outnumbered 2.50- 
4.00am 'Alio Alio! 



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SKY 111 
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VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 






7.00am Rocket City Rednecks 
(HD) 7.20 Storage Hunters: 
Double bill. (HD) 8.10 Ice 
Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 
American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Storage Hunters UK: 
Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Top 
Gear (HD) 1.00pm Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 

2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 
3.00 American Pickers 
(HD) 4.00 Top Gear: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 6.00 
Ice Road Truckers (HD) 




7.30 The Money Pit 



7.00 Storage Hunters UK 

5/10. Linda needs help 
in Carmarthen. (HD) 

7.30 The Money Pit 
NEW EDITION 7/8 

Cereal bars and cocktail 
events feature in the 
latest contest. (HD) 

8.30 Storage Hunters UK 

4/10. Barry, Darren and 
Scotty get personal. (HD) 

9.00 Ql XL Lloyd Langford, 
Victoria Coren Mitchell, 
Jack Whitehall and Alan 
Davies try to answer 
questions about literature 
and language. (HD) 

10.00 Crackanory 
NEW EDITION 4/6 With 
Robbie Coltrane and 
Sarah Milican. (HD) 

10.40 Would I Lie to You? 
12.00m't Not Going Out 
(HD) 12.40am Crackanory 
(HD) 1.20 Ql XL (HD) 2.20 
Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 
Only Connect 3.30-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



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6.00am Movies Now (HD) 

6.10 George and Mildred 
6.35 Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, 
She Wrote (HD) 8.30 Where 
the Heart Is 9.30-10.55 
Judge Judy: Triple bill. 

10.55 A Touch of Frost (HD) 
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 
Wycliffe (HD) 3.10 Where the 
Heart Is 4.15 On the Buses 
5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 
Heartbeat: Strangers on a 
Train: The police foil a robbery 
attempt on Ashfordly Hall. 




7.00 Murder, She Wrote 

Seal of the Confessional: 
Cabot Cove’s new priest 
takes a murderer’s 
confession. (HD) 

8.00 Lewis Down Among 
the Fearful: Following the 
murder of a psychologist 
who was moonlighting 
as a psychic, Lewis 
struggles to unravel 

the victim’s baffling 
double life. Guest stars 
Sanjeev Bhaskar. (HD) 



10.00 Law & Order: UK 

Pride: 4/8. The hunt for 
the killer of an innocent 
family man brings Ronnie 
into contact with his old 
boss. (Series 8) (HD) 



11.00 Cold Blood 12.30- 
2.20am A Touch of Frost (HD) 



ITV4 



6.00am Gunsmoke 6.55 The 
Professionals 7.50 Minder 
8.55 Alias Smith and Jones 

10.00 Gunsmoke 11.05 The 
Professionals 12.10pm Kojak 
(HD) 1.15 Minder 2.20 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 2.50 Gunsmoke 

3.55 Alias Smith and Jones 

5.00 The Professionals 6.00 
Kojak: The Forgotten Room: 
Theo upsets the Greek 
community, which closes 
ranks to hinder his latest 
murder investigation. (HD) 






6.00am Fat Families 7.00 
Four Weddings Revisited 

8.00 Chopper Squad 

10.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia 11.00 Styled to 
Rock 12.00noon Britain & 
Ireland's Next Top Model 
1.00pm The Biggest 
Loser: Australia 2.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

3.00 Million Dollar Listing: 
NYC 4.00 Nothing to 
Declare 5.00 The Steve 
Wilkos Show 6.00 Four 
Weddings Revisited 7.00 
The Steve Wilkos Show 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 Border Security USA 

10.00 Sin Cities Unleashed 

11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am 
Sin Cities Unleashed 1.30 
Red Shoe Diaries 2.00 
Boozed Up Brits Abroad 

2.30 Most Shocking 

3.30 Most Haunted Extra 

4.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Anim al Rescue 



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6.00am Andromeda 8.00 
Star-Crossed 9.00 Are 
You Smarter Than a 
10 Year Old? 10.00 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00noon Monkey Life 

I. 00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 2.00 
Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 
Nothing to Declare 4.00 
Brighton Beach Patrol 
5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 
Stargate SG-1 (Series 6) 

8.00 A League of Their 
Own With Alan Shearer. 

9.00 Trollied (Series 5) 

9.30 After Hours 

10.00 Anthony Joshua: 
The Knockouts 

10.30 Joshua v Whyte: 
The Gloves Are Off 

II. 00 Brit Cops: Rapid 
Response 12.00m't 
Prison: First and Last 
24 Hours 1.00am Stop, 
Search, Seize 2.00 
Nothing to Declare 4.00 
Road Wars 5.00-6.00am 
One Hundred and Eighty! 



PICK 



6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 
Haunted 8.00 Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 
Monkey Life 9.30 Monkey 
Thieves 10.00 Border 
Security: Canada's Front 
Line 10.30 To Catch a 
Smuggler: JFK Airport 

11.30 Road Wars 
12.30pm The Jerry Springer 

Show 2.00 Nothing to 
Declare 3.00 Border 
Security USA 4.00 Road 
Wars 5.00 Motorway 
Patrol 6.00 The Dog 
Whisperer 7.00 Monkey 
Life NEW EDITION 

7.30 Monkey Thieves 
8.00 Stargate Atlantis 

9.00 FILM Mega Shark vs 
Kolossus(2015,15)^ 
10.45 Road Wars 11.15 
Nothing to Declare 
12.15am Z Nation 1.15 
Road Wars 2.15 Sexcetera 
3.10 Most Shocking 4.00 
Most Haunted 5.00- 
6.00am Motorway Patrol 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Hollywood 
Treasure (HD) 7.00 
Neighbourhood Blues 
(HD) 8.00 MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 9.00 
Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 
The Bill 11.00 Pointless 

12.00noon MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 1.00pm 
Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 
CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The 
Bill 5.00 Tipping Point 
(HD) 6.00 CSI: NY (HD) 

7.00 CSI: NY (HD) 

8.00 MasterChef 
Australia NEW EDITION 
Culinary challenge. (HD) 

9.00 Code Black 
NEW EPISODE ton 
Arbol: 7/22. (HD) 

10.00 FILM The Matrix 
Revolutions Sci-fi action 
thriller. (HD) (2003, 

15, 129min) ★★★ 

12.35am Code Black 
(HD) 1.30-3.00am CSI: 
NY (Series 2) (HD) 

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7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles (HD) 1.00pm 
Murdoch Mysteries 

2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 

3.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(HD) 5.00 Castle (HD) 

7.00 Crossing Lines (HD) 

8.00 Miss Fisher's 
Murder Mysteries 
7/8. (Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 Father Brown The 
Devil's Dust: The priest 
joins the search for a girl 
who is believed to be 
radioactive. (HD) 

10.05 The Face of Death: 
The priest investigates 

a murder at the 
Kembleford charity 
treasure hunt. (HD) 

11.10 Crossing Lines (HD) 
12.10am Castle: Double 
bill. (HD) 2.05-4.00am 
Murdoch_Mysteries (HD) 

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1 0.00 The Chronicles of... 



7.00 Pawn Stars The 

gang inspects a 1965 
Chevrolet Impala. (HD) 

7.30 A cast member’s 
script from James Bond 
film Goldfinger. (HD) 

8.00 The Car Chasers 
NEW EDITIONS Jeff 
buys a 1966 Jaguar. (HD) 

8.30 Flat 12 gets ready 
for a large auction in 
Branson, Missouri. (HD) 

9.00 Fifth Gear The team 
goes to Poland, where 
Vicki test-drives three 
unusual cars from the 
country’s past. (HD) 

10.00 FILM The 
Chronicles of Riddick 

Sci-fi adventure starring 
Vin Diesel. (HD) (2004, 
15, 119min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••€ LANG««« 

12.20am FILM Daylight: 
Disaster drama. (HD) (1996, 
12,114min) ★★★ 2.30- 
2.55am Pawn Stars (HD) 

VIRGIN 
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ITV ENCORE 



SKY 123 
HD 123/269 



9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 
9.10 The Only Way Is 
Essex (HD) 10.00 May 
the Best House Win (HD) 

11.00 Peter Andre's 60 
Minute Makeover (HD) 

12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA 1.00 Flipping 
Out NEW EDITION 
(HD) 2.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami 
(HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 
The Real Housewives 
of Beverly Hills (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 
7.00 The Millionaire 

Matchmaker (HD) 

8.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

9.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 

10.00 The Real 
Housewives of Melbourne 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Mob Wives (HD) 
11.55pm-12.50am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

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6.00am The Encore Hour 
9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 
9.55 The Darling Buds 
of May (HD) 10.55 
Heartbeat 11.50 Peak 
Practice 12.45pm 
Kavanagh QC (HD) 

2.25 Life Begins 3.25 
Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 
Downstairs 5.30 The 
Darling Buds of May (HD) 
6.40 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot: The Case of the 
Missing Will. (HD) 7.55 
The Adventure of the 
Italian Nobleman. (HD) 
9.00 The Frankenstein 
Chronicles: The 
Frankenstein Murders: 

5/6. (HD) 10.05 Agatha 
Christie's Marple (HD) 
12.05am Whitechapel 
(HD) 1.05 The Ruth 
Rendell Mysteries 2.10 
Cold Feet 3.05 Life 
Begins 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 



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COMEDY CENTRAL 



SKY 112 

HD 112/205 



VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 



8.00am Malcolm in the 
Middle: Double bill. (HD) 

9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 
Malcolm in the Middle (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
2.00pm ImpracticalJokers: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 
back episodes, including 
at: 6.30 4/25. Chandler 
ponders the importance of 
commitment. (Series 3) (HD) 




9.00 Scary Movie 3 



7.00 Impractical Jokers 

Friendships are tested on 
dangerous grounds. (HD) 

7.30 The guys spare 

no shame when they go 
ten-pin bowling. (HD) 

8.00 Friends 5/25 
Actress Isabella Rossellini 
makes Ross’s day (HD) 

8.30 6/25. The pals 
reveal their darkest 
secrets. (Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 FILM Scary Movie 3 

Horror spoof sequel with 
Anna Paris, Charlie 
Sheen, Denise Richards 
and Jenny McCarthy. (HD) 
(2003, 15, 84min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.45 Russell Howard's Good 
News 11.30 Impractical 
Jokers (HD) 12.00m’tThe 
Daily Show NEW EDITION 
(HD) 12.30am South Park 
(HD) 1.00 Broad City (HD) 
1.30 Workaholics 2.00 
Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



CBS ACTION 



9.00am JAG 10.00 
MacGyver 11.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm CSI 2.00 NCIS 

4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 
JAG 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 ms Honour Code: 
7/24. A child claims 
his father has been 
kidnapped. (Series 3) 

8.00 Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine The House 
of Quark: 3/26. Quark 
tries to enhance his 
reputation. (Series 3) 

9.00 Ultimate Force The 
Changing of the Guard - 
Part One: 1/6. Red 
Troop deals with a 
kidnapping. (Series 4) 

10.05 Bad Girls Standing 
Up: 14/16. Gina and Di 
come to blows. (Series 3) 

II. 10 NCIS 12.05am CSI 

1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 
Hack 3.00 CSI 3.50 
NCIS 4.35-6.00am 
Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) 



SYFY 



SKY 114 

HD 114/201 



6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 
7.00 Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer (Series 1 ) 8.00 
Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine (Series 4) 
12.00noon Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (HD) 1.00pm 
Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 
FILM Apocalypse Pompeii 
(HD) (2014, 15, 87min)^ 
4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
(Series 1 ) 6.00 Star Trek: 
Deep Space Nine (Series 4) 




7.00 Star Trek: The 
Next Generation 

Galaxy's Child: 16/26. 
The crew encounters 
an orphaned alien 
creature. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 Haven A Matter Of 
Time: 22/26. Dave 
wrestles with Croatoan’s 
control. (Series 5) (HD) 



9.00 FILM Outlander 

Sci-fi action adventure 
starring Jim Caviezel. An 
extraterrestrial warrior 
joins forces with a Viking 
tribe to defeat a fire- 
breathing monster. (HD) 
(2008,15,115min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.30 FILM Push: Sci-fi thriller 
(HD) (2008, 12, 111 min) ★ 
1.40am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 2.40 Star Trek: The 
Next Generation (HD) 3.40 
Todd & the Book of Pure Evil 
(HD) 4.10-6.00am FILM 
100 Million BC: Adventure. 
(HD) (2008, 15, 85min)^ 



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8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 
Building the Dream (HD) 
11.05 Hugh's 3 Good Things: 
Best Bites (HD) 11.25 FILM 
I Was Monty's Double: Drama. 
(1958,b/w,U, 95min) ★★★ 
1.25pm Time Team: Double bill 
of the archaeology series. 
3.35 The Dambusters' Great 
Escape: Secret History (HD) 
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place in 
the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 
Building the Dream (HD) 



A 



9.00 Grand Designs 



7.55 Grand Designs An 

experimental house on a 
plot of land in Peckham, 
south London, complete 
with sliding-glass roof 
lights and mezzanine 
bedroom pods. 

9.00 Kevin McCloud 
meets a man who wants 
to transform a cave in 
Worcestershire into 
a retreat suitable for 
21st century living. (HD) 

10.00 24 Hours in A&E 

A man is brought in 
after a car crashed into 
his motorbike. (HD) 

11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
12.10am Ramsay's Hotel Hell 
(HD) 1.05 Grand Designs 
(HD) 2.10 Salvage SOS 
NEW EDITION 2.40 Salvage 
SOS SERIES FINALE 3.10- 
3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 



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6.00am Numb3rs (Series 4) 
(HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Sea Patrol (HD) 9.00 Major 
Crimes: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 2) 
(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: 
Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm 
Law & Order (Series 13) (HD) 
3.00 Major Crimes (HD) 

5.00 Sea Patrol: Flotsam and 
Jetsam: 15/16. (Series 4) 

(HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: /Woney 
for Nothing: 17/24. Horatio 
shoots a thief (Series 2) (HD) 



8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 

9.00 Monk (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent (HD) 12.00noon The 
Mentalist: Double bill. (HD) 

2.00pm Burn Notice: 
Acceptable Loss: 17/18. 

(Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Law 
& Order: Criminal Intent: 
Double bill. (Series 7) (HD) 
5.00 The Mentalist: Bleeding 
Heart: 12/23. (HD) 6.00 
Redline: 13/23. A saleswoman's 
body is found. (Series 2) (HD) 



7.00 NCIS Terminal Leave: 
6/23. The team tries to 
protect a veteran naval 
officer who has caught 
the attention of an 
al-Qaeda cell. (HD) 

8.00 Call of Silence: 

7/23. A Marine veteran 
confesses to the murder 
of a friend 60 years 
previously. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Sleepy Hollow NEW 
EPISODE A/oi/i/sOrc/o 
Sedorum: 8/18. The 
Witnesses face a greater 
evil than they could have 
imagined. (Series 3) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Pornstar's Requiem: 

5/23. (Series 16) (HD) 



11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit (HD) 3.00am 
Law & Order (HD) 4.00 
Numb3rs (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Quincy ME 



11.15 Aqua Teen Hunger... 



7.00 NCIS P/ioen/x- 3/24. 
While on medical leave. 
Ducky reopens a case 
by talking officials at 

a cemetery into 
releasing a body. (HD) 

8.00 Lost at Sea: 4/24. 
The team investigates 
when three dehydrated 
survivors from a helicopter 
crash are discovered. 
(Series 10) (HD) 

9.00 Family Guy Peter 
tries to save Quahog’s 
Christmas carnival. (HD) 

9.30 Brian uses Stewie’s 
time machine to impress 
women at bars. (HD) 

10.00 American Dad! Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 

11.00 Robot Chicken 

NEW EDITION (HD) 11.15 
Aqua Teen Hunger Force 
NEW EPISODE (HD) 

11.30 BlackJesus NEW 
EPISODE (HD) 12.00m't 
Family Guy (HD) 1.00 
American Dad! 2.00 Rick and 
Morty 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 
4.00-5.00am American Dad! 



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8.00am Knots Landing 

10.00 Matlock 11.00 
The District 12.00noon 
Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 

2.00 The High Chaparral 

3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 The District 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 Knots Landing 
The Rose and the Briar: 
9/22. Lilimaefalisfor a 
conman. (Series 3) 

8.00 Judge Judy 
Double bill of real-life 
small-claims cases. 

9.00 A Gifted Man In Case 
of Co-Dependants: 

14/16. A pop star 

and a girl experience 
similar symptoms. 

10.00 Sex and the City 
Double bill. (Series 2) 

11.05 Sex and the City 
11.45 Jerry Springer 
12.35am Sex and the 
City 2.15 Jerry Springer 

3.05 Beverly Hills 
90210 3.55-5.00am 
The High Chaparral 



9.00am Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 10.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 

10.30 Four in a Bed 
(HD) 11.00 Kirstie's 
Handmade Christmas 
(HD) 12.00noon Posh 
Pawnbrokers (HD) 

1.00pm Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 2.00 Four in 
a Bed (HD) 2.30 Jamie's 
Comfort Food (HD) 3.00 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 

5.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 6.00 
Couples Come Dine with 
Me (HD) 7.00 Come Dine 
with Me (HD) 8.00 Kirstie's 
Handmade Christmas (HD) 

9.00 Gogglebox (HD) 

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats 

Does Countdown 
Christmas Special (HD) 

11.05 That's So Last 
Century (HD) 12.05am 
Peep Show (HD) 12.35 
The Shopper's Guide to 
Saving Money (HD) 1.05 
18 Kids and Counting (HD) 
2.05-5.00am Highlights 



9.00am Columbo: Caution! 
Murder Can Be Hazardous 
to Your Health 10.50 
Access 11.05 Diagnosis 
Murder 12.00noon 
Access 12.10pm NCIS 

2.10 FILM Stolen Daughter: 
Crime drama. (2015, 

PG, 105min) ★★ 4.00 
NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 
CSI: NY 6.55 Access 

7.00 ms Good Cop, Bad 
Cop: 4/24. A Marine with 
a linktoZiva is killed. 

8.00 Code of Conduct: 
5/24. A prank-loving 
Marine is found dead on 
Halloween. (Series 7) 

9.00 Law & Order: 

Special Victims Unit 
Delinquent: (Series 12) 

10.00 Law & Order 

11.00 CSI (Series 8) 11.55 
CSI: Miami 1.55am 
Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent 2.55 CSI: Miami 
3.45-4.00am Acc ess 

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9.00am Neighbours 9.30 
My Wife and Kids 10.00 
Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 
My Wife and Kids 
1.00pm Cowboy Builders 

3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My 
Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 
20 Funniest 5.55 Access 

6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) 
6.30 Neighbours 

7.00 Top 20 Funniest 
A countdown of 
memorable moments. 

8.00 FILM 2012 
Epic disaster drama 
starring John Cusack. 
(2009, 12, 151 min) ★★ 

11.05 FILM Blade: Trinity: 
Comic book adventure 
starring Wesley Snipes. 
(2004,15,113min) ★★ 
1.20am Benefits Britain: 
Life on the Dole 2.25 
Britain's Crime Capitals 
3.15-4.00am 
Ridiculousness NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill. 



SKY ARTS 




VIRGIN 122 
HD 206 


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6.00am Mighty Uke (HD) 7.00 
South Bank Show (HD) 8.00 
Benjamin Britten: Solo Cello 
Suites 9.30 II Divo: A Musical 
Affair - Live in Japan (HD) 
10.50 Classical Destinations 
(HD) 11.00 Landscape Artist 
of the Year (HD) 12.00noon 
Tales of the Unexpected 
2.00pm An Evening with II Divo 
(HD) 4.00 Video Killed the 
Radio Star (HD) 4.30 
Soundstage Presents Stevie 
Nicks (HD) 5.30 Fleetwood 
Mac: Live in Boston (HD) 




11.00 CM A Country.. 



7.50 RTS Short: 

Pineapple Calamari (HD) 

8.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year Frank Skinner 
and Joan Bakewell 
welcome the artists to 
Lyme Park, Cheshire. (HD) 

9.00 NEW 49th Annual 
Country Music 
Association Awards 

Highlights of the 
ceremony hosted by 
Brad Paisley and Carrie 
Underwood at the 
Bridgestone Arena in 
Nashville, Tennessee. (HD) 

11.00 NEW CMA Country 
Christmas (HD) 1.00am Big 
Hits and Breakthroughs (HD) 
2.00 Talks Music (HD) 3.00 
Fleetwood Mac: Live in Boston 
(HD) 4.00 Fleetwood Mac: 
Live in Boston (HD) 5.20 
Discovering: Fleetwood Mac 
(HD) 5.50-6.00am Dance 
Dance Dance: Ballet (HD) 



6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the Prairie 

8.00 The Waltons 10.00 
Happy Days 11.00 FILM 
The Christmas Choir 
(2008, U, 90min) ★★★ 

I. 00pm FILM November 
Christmas: Festive family 
drama. (2010, U, 96min) 
★★★ 3.00 FILM A Silent 
Night: Wartime drama. 
(2002, PG, 84min) ★★ 

5.00 Happy Days 6.00 
Touched by an Angel 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 The Avengers 

9.00 FILM Christmas in 
Connecticut Seasonal 
comedy directed by 
Arnold Schwarzenegger, 
starring Dyan Cannon. 
(1992, U, 90min) ★★★ 

II. 00 FILM Fighting for My 
Daughter: Fact-based 
drama. (1994, 15, 88min) 

1.00-3.00am FILM 
Barbara Taylor Bradford's 
Love in Another Town 
(1997 PG, 88min) ★★ 



PM 



8 

PM 



PM 



10 

PM 



DRAMA 



7.10am The Bill 8.00 
Monarch of the Glen 

9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 
Creatures Great and Small 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 
Goodnight Sweetheart 
1.40 To the Manor Born 

2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Monarch of the 
Glen 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 All Creatures Great 
and Small 6.00 To the 
Manor Born 6.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 

7.20 Goodnight 
Sweetheart Sitcom. 

8.00 Garrow's Law 

9.00 New Tricks Couldn't 
Organise One: Brian 
investigates a death. 

10.00 Nine Lives: The 
team looks into the death 
of an elderly woman. 

11.20 Birds of a Feather 
12.00m't The Bill 
1.00am Sherlock 
Holmes - The Case of 
the Silk Stocking 3.00- 
4.00am Garrow's Law 



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DISCOVERY 



^3 VIRGIN 250 
HD 251 



6.00am How It's Made (HD) 

7.00 Bear Grylls; Born Survivor 
(HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska 
(HD) 9.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers (HD) 
1.00pm Yukon Men (HD) 2.00 

Alaska: The Last Frontier 
(HD) 3.00 Railroad Alaska 
(HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 
5.00 Auction Hunters: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 6.00 
Fast N' Loud: The crew builds 
Dale EarnhardtJral956 
Chevy Nomad. (HD) 




PM 



10 

PM 



7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike hunts down the 
cheapest Audi TT Quattro 
he can find, which is at 
the end of a 300-mile 
journey to Cornwall. (HD) 

8.00 Gold Rush The 

Hoffmans try to rebuild 
their reputation, and the 
Beets family hopes 
to rise again. (HD) 

9.00 Men, Women, Wild 
NEW EDITION Reality 
challenge in which 
couples are tasked with 
enduring wilderness 
conditions together. (HD) 

10.00 Nazi Death Ray 

Rumours that suggest 
Nazi Germany was 
researching spacefaring 
technology. (HD) 

11.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 
12.00m't Yukon Men (HD) 
1.00am Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 
Men, Women, Wild (HD) 3.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 4.40- 
6.00am How It's Made (HD) 





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SKY 523 
HD 523/562 



VIRGIN 256 
HD 257 




Documentaries 



6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00- 
9.00 Wildlife at the Zoo: Four 
editions. (HD) 9.00-11.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal 
Cops Philadelphia (HD) 
1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 2.00 
Animal Cops Houston: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 4.00 
My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 
Animal Cops Houston (HD) 
6.00 The Zoo: An elephant calf 
is born at Dublin Zoo. (HD) 
6.30 A litter of cubs is born 
in the Asian lion habitat. (HD) 




7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 

SJ heads to Fairbanks, 
as he entrusts John and 
his men to continue the 
Gold Run operation. (HD) 

8.00 Too Cute! Twelve 
goldendoodles take 
over a pig's bed, and a 
litter of Swiss Mountain 
puppies take a while 
to find their feet. (HD) 

9.00 1 Escaped Jaws The 

experiences of those 
who have encountered 
sharks in the wild 
first-hand - and were 
fortunate to escape. (HD) 

10.00 Monsters Inside Me: 

A teenage footballer has 
chronic fatigue. (HD) 11.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Cops Philadelphia 
(HD) 1.00am Too Cute! (HD) 

2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 
Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on 
the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal 
ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer 

Has lt(HD)5.30-6.00am 
Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 



NATGEOGRAPHIC 



SKY 526 
HD 526/543 



VIRGIN 266 
HD 268 



8.00am Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 9.00 
Airport Security: Colombia 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Time Scanners 12.00noon 
Nazi Underworld (HD) 
1.00pm Drain the Titanic 2.00 
Car SOS (HD) 3.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 4.00 Race 
to the Bottom of the Earth 
(HD) 5.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 6.00 
Ice Road Rescue (HD) 




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7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation The inquiry 
into the crash of 
American Eagle Flight 
41-84 near Roselawn, 
Indiana, in 1994. (HD) 

8.00 Ice Road Rescue 

Following a team of 
salvage truck drivers 
working on Norway's most 
dangerous roads. (HD) 

9.00 Cabin Fever Nate 
Heim and his team of 
craftsmen start work on a 
wilderness retreat on the 
shores of Lake Vermilion, 
Minnesota. (HD) 

10.00 Man V Viral NEW 
EDITION Tim Shaw and 
Buddy Munro try to play 
tennis on the wing of an 
airborne plane. (HD) 11.00 
Survive the Tribe (HD) 

12.00m't Light the Ocean (HD) 
1.00am Ice Road Rescue 
(HD) 2.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 
3.00 Airport Security: 
Colombia (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Air Crash Investigation (HD) 



HISTORY 


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8.00- 1 0.00am Pawn Stars: 
Four editions. (HD) 10.00 
Shipping Wars (HD) 
11.00am-1.00pm Storage 
Wars: Four editions. (HD) 

1.00- 3.00pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

3.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 

4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 

5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 6.00 

American Pickers: Mike comes 
across a motorbike that he 
desperately wants, but which 
he knows is overpriced. (HD) 




7.00 Storage Wars 

Dave bids for a unit 
of motor parts. (HD) 

7.30 Dave bids for a 
locker full of jewellery - 
that could be fake. (HD) 

8.00 Pawn Stars The 
guys examine a fossilised 
mastodon tusk. (HD) 

8.30 Corey tries to 
prove he deserves a 
stake in the store. (HD) 

9.00 Counting Cars: 

Best of NEW EDITIONS 

Revisiting the crew's most 
unique projects. (HD) 

9.30 The crew's 
favourite paint jobs. (HD) 

10.00 Leepu & Pitbull 
NEW EDITION 

A wrecked '91 Caprice 
station wagon. (HD) 

11.00 storage Wars (HD) 
12.00m’t Counting Cars: 

Best of (HD) 1.00am Leepu 
& Pitbull (HD) 2.00 Storage 
Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Pickers (HD) 

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6.05am Wainwright Walks 

6.30 Mysteries at the 
Museum 7.15 Cash in 
the Attic 8.00 Antiques 
Roadshow 9.00 Coast 

10.00 Weather That Changed 
the World 10.30 Escape from 
Colditz 12.05pm Time Team 
1.00 Wonders of Life 2.00 
Earth: The Power of the Planet 

3.00 Coast 4.00 Time Team: 

In Somerset. 5.00 Weather 
That Changed the World 

5.30 Escape from Colditz 




7.00 Coast The team 
travels along the east 
coast of northern 
Britain, beginning in 
Berwick-upon-Tweed 
and ending in Aberdeen. 

8.00 Earth: The Power 
of the Planet Dr lain 
Stewart demonstrates 
the strength Earth 
derives from its position 
in the solar system. 

9.00 Who Do You Think 
You Are? Actor Martin 
Shaw tries to find 

out more about his 
mysterious paternal 
grandfather Edwin. 

10.00 Open All Hours 

Arkwright needs 
to buy a new suit. 

10.40 Arkwright decides 
to expand his empire. 

11.20 Open All Hours 
12.00m't Time Team 
1.00am William and Harry 
- The People's Princes 2.00- 
3.00am Diamond Decades 

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9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 
The Blue Planet 11.00 
Life (HD) 12.00noon 
Life in the Undergrowth 
1.00pm Pianet Earth (HD) 2.00 
David Attenborough's Natural 
Curiosities (HD) 3.00 Africa 
(HD) 4.00 The Blue Planet 
5.00 Life: How plants adapt 
to their environment. (HD) 
6.00 Life in the Undergrowth: 
The story of land-living 
invertebrates, focusing on 
miiiipedes, slugs and worms. 




7.00 Planet Earth 

A look at animals that 
live on some of the 
biggest mountains 
on the planet. (HD) 

8.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities 

The protective skins 
of hedgehogs. (HD) 

8.30 The eyes of 
squid and owls. (HD) 

9.00 Africa David 
Attenborough describes 
the wildlife spectacles of 
southern Africa, including 
sharks gathering around 
a dead whale. (HD) 

10.00 The Blue Planet: David 
Attenborough describes 
marine life at the poles. 

11.00 Life (HD) 12.00m't 
Life in the Undergrowth 
1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 

3.00 Africa (HD) 3.50 The 
Blue Planet 4.40 Life (HD) 
5.30-6.00am World's 
Wildest City: Manaus (HD) 



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6.00am Weapons of War 

8.00 Tanks 9.00 
Greatest Tank Battles 

10.00 Battlefield 
12.00noon Hitler's Gold 
1.00pm Al Murray's 
Road to Berlin 2.00 
World War Two: The 
Complete History 

3.00 Industrial Revelations 

4.00 Greatest Tank 
Battles 5.00 Ultimate 
Warfare 6.00 Nazi UFO 
Conspiracy 7.00 Codes 
and Conspiracies 8.00 
Vic Reeves' Rogues 
Gallery 9.00 Crimes 
That Shook the World 

10.00 Human Sacrifice 

11.00 Ultimate Warfare 
12.00m't Battlefield 
2.00am World War 
Two: The Complete 
History 3.00 Industrial 
Revelations 4.00 Tanks 
5.00-6.00am Hitier's 

_Gold: Nazi shipwrecks. 

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88TV&SatelliteWeek 



6.00am Extreme 
Engineering 8.00 How 
Machines Work 8.30 How 
Do They Do It? 9.00- 

11.00 How It's Made 

11.00 How Do They Do It? 
12.00noon How It's 
Made 1.00pm Extreme 
Engineering 3.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 

How Do They Do It? 

6.00 How It's Made 

7.00 Food Factory 

8.00 Mythbusters 
Double bill of the series. 

10.00 Deception with 
Keith Barry An unusual 
mind-reading stunt. 

11.00 Food Factory 
12.00m't Finding Bigfoot 
1.00am Ghost Asylum 

2.00 Deception with 
Keith Barry 3.00 
Mythbusters 3.50 How 
Do They Do It? 4.40 
How Stuff's Made 5.30- 
6.0 0a m Inv ention Nation 



NAT GEO WILD 



SKY 528 
HD 528/544 



VIRGIN 264 
HD 265 



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8.00am Palau: Pacific 
Paradise (HD) 
9.00am-12.00noon 
Wild Mississippi: Triple 
bill of the series. (HD) 

12.00noon Wild Borneo 
(HD) 1.00pm Wild 
Vietnam (HD) 2.00 
Palau: Pacific Paradise 
(HD) 3.00-6.00 Wild 
Mississippi: Triple bill. (HD) 

6.00 Fish Warrior (HD) 

7.00 Fish Warrior Jakub 
Vagner searches for 
new species offish. (HD) 

8.00 Outback Wrangler 
NEW EDITIONS 
Double bill. (HD) 

9.00 Croc Inside Out (HD) 

10.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) 

11.00 When Lions Attack 
(HD) 12.00m't Outback 
Wrangler (HD) 1.00am 
Croc Inside Out (HD) 

2.00 Mystery Monkeys of 
Shangri-La (HD) 3.00 
Wild Borneo (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Wild Cuba: 
Hidden Secrets (HD) 



6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 
How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 8.00 Fast N' Loud 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars 11.00 Cuban 
Chrome 12.00noon 
What's My Car Worth? 

1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 

2.00 Cuban Chrome 

3.00 Fast N' Loud 4.00 
Fast N' Loud 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 

8.00 Cuban Chrome 
NEW EDITION 9.00 
Extreme Car Hoarders 

10.00 Wheeler Dealers 

11.00 How It's Made: 
Dream Cars 12.00m't 
Cuban Chrome 1.00am 
Chasing Classic Cars 

2.00 What's My Car 
Worth? 3.00 Overhauiin' 
3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 
4.40 What's My Car 
Worth? 5.30-6.00am 
Wheeler Dealers 




6.00am Highlights 7.50 
Queen Victoria's Empire 
9.05 Finding Your Roots 
10.15 Air Warriors 11.20 
Horatio's Drive: America's 
First Road Trip 12.35pm 
Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 

I. 50 Queen Victoria's 
Empire 3.00 Air Warriors 

4.10 Horatio's Drive: 
America's First Road Trip 
5.20 Britain's Lost Routes 
with Griff Rhys Jones 
6.35 Queen Victoria's 
Empire 7.50 Britain's Lost 
Routes with Griff Rhys 
Jones 9.00 Lockerbie: 

My Brother's Bomber 
10.15 The Statue of Liberty 

II. 35 Britain's Lost 
Routes with Griff Rhys 
Jones 12.50am 
Lockerbie: My Brother's 
Bomber 1.55 The Statue 
of Liberty 3.00 Finding 
Your Roots 4.00 Lost 

at Sea: The Search for 
Longitude 5.00-6.00am 
Queen Victoria's Empire 



7.00am Crime Stories 
8.00am-12.00noon The 

First 48 (HD) 12.00noon 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 
1.00pm Motives & 
Murders (HD) 2.00 On 
the Case with Paula Zahn 
(HD) 3.00 Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 4.00 Crime 
Stories 5.00 Gangs of 
Britain with Gary & 

Martin Kemp (HD) 

6.00 I Survived (HD) 7.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 

8.00 Crimes That Shook 
Britain 9.00 Unusual 
Suspects: A rapist who 
terrorised St Louis. (HD) 

10.00 Homicide Hunter 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Deadly Wives (HD) 
12.00m't I Survived 
1.00am Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 2.00 Deadly 
Wives (HD) 3.00- 
4.00am Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 



8.00am Hangar 1: The 
UFO Files 9.00 Ancient 
Aliens 10.00 How Sex 
Changed the World 

11.00 Soviet Storm: 

WWII in the East 
12.00noon Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 
Cities of the Underworld 

2.00 Combat Trains 

3.00 Hangar 1: The UFO 
Files 4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 Soviet Storm: 

WWII in the East 6.00 
Cities of the Underworld 

7.00 Combat Trains 8.00 
Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Ultimate Guide: Presidents 

10.00 Gangsters: 
America's Most Evil 

11.00 Conspiracy Files: 
Unsealed 12.00m't 
Ancient Aliens 1.00am 
Hangar 1: The UFO Files 

2.00 Gangsters: America's 
Most Evil 3.00 Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 4.00- 
5.00am How Sex 
Changed the World 



★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 

























Lifestyle 



10 December 



HOME & HEALTH 




VIRGIN 

284 





6.00am Sextuplets & The City 

7.00 Deliver Me: Home Edition 

8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 
MasterChef Australia 10.00 
Lottery Changed My Life 11.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 
1.00pm MasterChef Australia 

2.00 Country House Rescue 

3.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 
Hospital Sydney: Kim braces 
herself for the results of her 
CT scan. 6.00 A boy needs 
his giant tonsils removing. 




7.00 MasterChef 
Australia The bottom- 
three contestants are 
given 45 minutes to cook 
a sticky date pudding. 

8.00 Lottery Changed 
My Life The story of 

a Texas construction 
worker who gambled 
his winnings on a 
teepee-themed motel. 

9.00 Untold Stories of 

the ER A stroke patient's 
heart keeps stopping 
and restarting. 



10.00 Self Surgery 

Gruesome stories of 
'DIY' surgical procedures. 

11.00 Untold Stories of the ER 
12.00m't Hoarding: Buried 
Alive 1.00am Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 2.00 Lottery 
Changed My Life 3.00 
Hoarding: Buried Alive 
4.00-6.00am Homes Under 
the Hammer: Double bill. 



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6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 
Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 

9.00 Property Wars 
lO.OOam-l.OOpm Miami Ink: 
Triple bill of the series. 

1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill 
of the series. 4.00 Property 
Wars 5.00 Record Breaking 
Fish 6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00 Thinking Tackle 
Catching carp at the 
Walthamstow Reservoir. 

8.00 Total Fishing with Matt 
Hayes Dave Harrell gives 
advice on a swim feeder 

8.30 Searching for the 
rare rooster fish in Mexico. 

9.00 River Monsters 
Jeremy Wade searches 
for a mysterious 8ft 
creature in New Zealand. 

10.00 Inside West Coast 
Customs Double bill. 

12.00m't Overhaulin' 1.00am 
Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 

3.00 Property Wars: Double 
bill. 3.50 River Monsters 
4.40 Record Breaking Fish 
5.30-6.00am Model Mania 



HOME 



VIRGIN 
281 

7.00am You Deserve This 
House 8.00 Bargain Hunt 

9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape 
to the Country 11.00 The 
Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of 
Britain 12.00noon River 
Cottage: Winter's on the Way 

1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 
DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 
Escape to the Country 5.00 
Fantasy Homes by the Sea 

6.00 The Hairy Bikers' Food 
Tour of Britain: Exploring 
county favourites in Essex. 




7.00 River Cottage: 
Winter's on the Way 

Hugh Fearnley- 
Whittingstall celebrates 
the best autumn 
and winter foods. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 
teams are challenged to 
scour an antiques fair 
and pick up bargains to 
sell for profit at auction. 

9.00 DIY SOS The team 
creates a kitchen diner 
in Crawley West Sussex. 
9.30 Helping to create 
a multi-functional room 
in Navenby Lincolnshire. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes by 

the SeaJenni Falconer 
helps a couple find their 
dream property on the 
North Yorkshire coast. 

11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m't 

Bargain Hunt 1.00am 
The New Reclaimers 2.00 
If It's Broke, Fix It 3.00- 
4.00am Four in a Bed 





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FOOD NETWORK 




VIRGIN 

291 





6.00-8.00am Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 

9.00 Pioneer Woman 

10.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 10.30 Sandwich 
King 11.00 Siba's Festive 
Table 11.30 Spicy Christmas 
with Thomasina Miers 

12.00noon 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 3.30 Sandwich 
King 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins 
and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady 
Cook 6.00 Jamie's 15 Minute 
Meals 7.00 Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

8.00 Food Fighters 9.00 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Man v Food 11.00 
Mystery Diners 12.00m't 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 
1.00am Man v Food 2.00- 
3.00am Mystery Diners 



Thursday 



CHRIST 


MAS FOOD 


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1 HD 133/255 


VIRGIN 278 
HD 280 


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6.00am Highlights 11.00 
The Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass (HD) 
12.00noon Two Fat Ladles 
Christmas 12.30pm Two Fat 
Ladies 1.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 2.00 Christmas 
Feast with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 

3.00 The Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass (HD) 

4.00 Two Fat Ladies Christmas 
4.30 Two Fat Ladies 5.00 
Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 
(HD) 6.00 Christmas Feast 
with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 




7.00 The Great British 
Bake Off Christmas 
Masterclass Festive 
recipes by Mary Berry 
and Paul Hollywood. (HD) 

8.00 Two Fat Ladies 
Christmas The cooks 
prepare a festive feast. 

8.30 Two Fat Ladies 

Creating a Caribbean 
Christmas feast. 

9.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas Jamie Oliver 
presents some of his 
favourite festive recipes, 
starting by preparing 

a turkey dinner. (HD) 

10.00 Christmas Feast 
with Peter Kuruvita 

Preparing an Australian 
Christmas feast. (HD) 

11.00 The Great British Bake 
Off Christmas Masterclass 
(HD) 12.00m'tTwoFat 
Ladies Christmas 12.30am 
Two Fat Ladies 1.00 Perfect 
(HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 
5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) 



6.00am One Born Every 
Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 

8.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.00 Escape to the 
Country 10.00 Haunted 
Collector 11.00 Selling 
Houses Australia 12.00noon 
Ghost Adventures 

1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 Escape 
to the Country 3.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 4.00 
Born to Kill 5.00 Animal SOS 

6.00 Selling Houses Australia 
NEW EDITION 7.00 Escape 
to the Country 8.00 My 
Ghost Story 9.00 Ghost 
Adventures NEW EDITION 

A visit to former brothel 
Los Coches Adobe. 

10.00 Paranormal Witness 
NEW EDITIONS Double bill 
12.00m’t Most Haunted 
1.00am Haunted Collector 

2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 
Real Rescues 4.45 One 
Born Every Minute - 
What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Other channels A-Z 



AMC I DMAX I SONYTV 



SKY HD 192/276 
7.00pm FILM The Curse of 
the Jade Scorpion: Period 
comedy written, directed by 
and starring Woody Allen. 

A scheming 1940s stage 
magician hypnotises an 
insurance investigator 
and gets him to perform 
a series of jewel robberies. 
(2001, 12, 102min) ★★ 

9.00 FILM The Contract: 
Backwoods thriller starring 
Morgan Freeman. (2006, 

15, 96min) ★★ 10.50 FILM 
Like Minds: Psychological 
thriller starring Toni Collette. 
(2006,15, 109min)^^^ 
12.55-3.30am Cleaners: 
Back-to-back episodes. 
(Series 2) 3.30-5.30am The 
Shield: Double bill. (Series 3) 






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SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
F'VIEW66, F'SAT 135, +1136 
9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 
Heir Hunters 11.00 Real 
Rescues 12.00noon Raising 
Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm 
Judge Judy 3.00 Heir 
Hunters 4.00 Real Rescues 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 

7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 
48 Hours: Mystery: Real-life 
crimes and mysteries. 9.00 
24 Hours to Kill: Ireland's 
most infamous crimes. 

10.00 Jail: Double bill. 

11.00 Cheaters 12.00m't Dog 
and Beth: On the Hunt 
1.00am 24 Hours to Kill 

2.00 Jail 3.00 Teleshopping 

3.30 World's Wildest Police 
Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +H46 
6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 
Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 

10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 
Strike It Lucky 11.30 Bullseye 

12.00 Celebrity Blockbusters 
1.00pm Pointless: Quiz. 

3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 
American Ninja Warrior 5.00 
Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot 
Wars 7.00 Pointless 9.00 
Classic Who Wants to Be 

a Millionaire? Double bill of 
the big-money quiz show 

11.00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
Family Fortunes 12.30am 
Wheel of Fortune 1.00 
Pointless 3.00 American 
Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort 
Boyard 5.00-6.00am 
Fifteen to One: Quiz show. 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 
Rules of Engagement 11.00 
Friends 12.00noon Two and a 
Half Men 1.00pm Impractical 
Jokers US 1.30 Impractical 
Jokers 2.00 Rules of 
Engagement 3.00 The Middle 

4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 
Rules of Engagement 6.00 
The Middle 7.00 Malcolm In 
the Middle 8.00 Rules of 
Engagement 9.00 Russell 
Howard's Good News 10.00 
Impractical Jokers US 

10.30 Impractical Jokers 11.00 
Friends 12.00m’t Up Sync 
Battle 12.30am Archer 1.00 
Tosh.O 1.30 Russell Howard's 
Good News 2.30 The Dally 
Show 3.00 Tosh.O 3.25 Dirty 
Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park 
4.15-6.00am Highlights 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 8.00 
Inside West Coast Customs 

9.00 Bear Grylls: Born 
Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 

11.00 Operation Repo 
12.00noon River Monsters 

1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 
Treehouse Masters 3.00 
Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 
6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 

8.00 Survive That! 9.00 
Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear 
Grylls: Born Survivor 

11.00 American Guns 1.00am 
River Monsters 2.00 Inside 
West Coast Customs 3.00 
Cash Cab: After Dark 
3.50 The Garage 4.40 
American Chopper 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Giuliana and Bill 8.00 
News 9.00 Jerseylicious 

10.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 11.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami 
12.00noon News 1.00pm 
Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 

3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 

5.00 Kourtney and Kim Take 
Miami 6.00 Keeping Up with 
the Kardashians 7.00 News 

8.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 9.00 Keeping Up: 
Kardashians on Vacation 

9.30 Kourtney & Kim Take 
New York 10.00 Keeping Up 
with the Kardashians 11.00 
News 12.00m't Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 
1.30-5.00am Highlights 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 
7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 
Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon FILM 

Miracle on 34th Street: 
Fantasy remake. ( 1973, 

U, 104min) ★★ 1.55pm 
Sony Movie News Extra 
2.05 FILM Christmas Angel: 
Festive romantic comedy. 
(2009, PG, 90min) ★★★ 
4.00 Ghost Hunters 6.00 
10 Years Younger: The 
Challenge 7.00 Ghost 
Hunters International 

9.00 Ghost Hunters: Double 
bill. 11.00 Ghost Hunters 
International 12.00m’tWill 
& Grace 1.00am Ghost 
Hunters 3.00 Will & Grace 
(Series 8) 3.50-4.00am 
Sony Movie News Extra 



SPIKE 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 

8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

9.00- 11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
12.00noon Property Brothers 
(HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 

6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

7.00- 9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

9.00 Escaping Polygamy 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

10.00 FILM Sworn to Silence: 
Murder mystery. (HD) (2013, 
PG) ★★★ 11.45 Hardcore 
Pawn (HD) 12.45am Escaping 
Polygamy (HD) 1.45 FILM 
Sworn to Silence: As 10.00pm. 
3.30-5.00am Highlights 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, F'SATMl 
9.00am Bar Rescue 10.00 
Eddie Stobart: Trucks and 
Trailers 11.00 Police 
Interceptors 12.00noon 
Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 1.00pm Cops 

2.00 Police Interceptors: Special 
Edition 3.00 Can't Pay? We'll 
Take It Away 4.00 Bar Rescue 

5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks 
and Trailers 6.00 Robson's 
Extreme Fishing Challenge 

7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 

9.00 FILM Revolver: Thriller. 
(2005, 15, llSmin)^ 11.20 
FILM Blitz: Thriller. (2011, 18, 
97mln) ★★★ 1.15am 
Chasing Monsters 2.15 
Criminals: Caught on Camera 
2.50-3.00am Access 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 
6.00am Highlights 1.00pm 
Extreme Couponing (HD) 

2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 

3.00 Something Borrowed, 
Something New (HD) 

4.00 Say Yes to the 
Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 

5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 
Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes 
to the Dress (HD) 8.00 
Long Island Medium (HD) 

9.00 Hoarding: Burled Alive: 
Where Are They Now? (HD) 

10.00 My Strange Addiction 
NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Dr 
G: Medical Examiner 12.00m't 
Long Island Medium (HD) 
1.00am Hoarding: Buried 
Alive: Where Are They Now? 
(HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 

6.00am Highlights 8.30 How 
It's Made 9.00 Put Your 
Money Where Your Mouth Is 
10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 
Desert Car Kings 12.00noon 
Extreme Engineering 
1.00pm How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 3.00 Deadliest 
Catch 4.00 Put Your Money 
Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 9.00 
Wheeler Dealers Revisited 
10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 
How Do They Do It? 11.30 
How It's Made 12.00m't 
Forensic Detectives 
2.00-6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 

6.00- 11.00am Crime Stories: 
Back-to-back editions. 

11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-6.00pm 

Crime Stories: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

6.00- 8.00 Missing Persons 
Unit: Back-to-back editions 
following baffling cases from 
America. 8.00 Fear Thy 
Neighbour: Double bill. 

True tales of nightmare 
neighbours living next door 

10.00 Cold Justice: Sex Crimes 
11.00pm-3.15am Crime 
Stories: Back-to-back 
editions. 3.15-5.00 Psychic 
Detectives: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 5.00- 
6.00am Crime Stories 



TV&Satellite Week 89 



Thursday 

























Thursday 



THURSDAY 



Films 



SKY PREMIERE 






SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



VIRGIN 401 
HD 431 



6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 
Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 10.00 
Extraterrestrial 12.00noon Shelby 

Family adventure starring John Paul 
Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ 

1.45pm Cake As 10.00pm. 3.45 
Taken 3 As 8.00pm. 5.45 Bridge 
of Spies: Sky Movies Special 
6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 

Family adventure starring Anke 
Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ 




SKY DISNEY 



SKY 305 

HD 305/332 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



1 



6.00am Brother Bear 2 7.20 
The Sword in the Stone 8.50 
Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 10.40 
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three 
Musketeers 12.00noon Into the 
Woods 2.10pm Tarzan As 9.10pm. 

3.45 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 
5.30 The Sword in the Stone 
Animated feature. (S) (1963, U, 
75min) ★★★ 7.00 Into the Woods 
Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep. 
(S)(2014, PG,120min) ★★★ 




SKY FAMILY 



SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 



6.00am Ice Age 7.30 The Magic 
Reindeer 9.00 Annie 11.05 The 
Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies 
Special 11.35 Elf 1.20pm How to 
Train Your Dragon 2 As 8.00pm. 

3.10 Ice Age Animated comedy 
adventure. (S) (2002, U, 81 min) 
★★★★ 4.40 The Magic Reindeer 
Animated adventure sequel. (2012, 
U, 72min) ★★ 6.10 Elf Family 
fantasy comedy starring Will Ferrell. 
(S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ 




SKVACnON/ADVEHIURE 



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6.00am X-Men 8.00 X2 10.20 
X-Men: The Last Stand 12.20pm 
The Equalizer As 9.00pm. 2.40 
X-Men Comic-book fantasy 
adventure starring Hugh Jackman. 
(S)(2000,12,104min) ★★★ 

4.40 X2 Fantasy adventure sequel. (S) 
(2002, 12, 133min) ★★★★ 7.00 
X-Men: The Last Stand Sci-fi action 
sequel starring Halle Berry, Hugh 
Jackman and Patrick Stewart. (S) 
(2006, 12, 104min) ★★★ 




SKY COMEDY 



SKY 308 

HD 308/335 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



1 



6.20am Son of the Mask 8.00 
Young Frankenstein 9.50 Analyze 
That 11.30 The 40 Year Old Virgin 
1.30pm Boat Trip Comedy. (S) 
(2002, 15, 93min) ★ 3.15 Three 
Night Stand Comedy starring Sam 
Huntington. (S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★ 
4.50 Analyze That Gangster comedy 
sequel starring Robert De Niro. (S) 
(2002,15, 92min) ★★ 6.30 
Lovesick Romantic comedy with Matt 
LeBlanc. (S) (2014, 15, 83min) ★★ 




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8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller 
sequel starring Liam Neeson. 
Ex-CIA agent Bryan Mills fights 
to clear his own name after 
being framed for his ex-wife's 
murder. With Maggie Grace. 

(S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 



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10.00 Cake Drama starring 
Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 
and Sam Worthington. (S) 
(2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



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11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror 
(S) (2014, 15, 98min)^^ 

1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 
Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
Family adventure, as 6.15pm. 

5.00 Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies 
Special A look at the historical thriller 
5.30-6.00am Transformers: 

Age of Extinction Special 






Into the Woods 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.10 Tarzan Animated adventure 
about an orphaned boy 
adopted by a group of gorillas 
in the African jungle. With the 
voices of Tony Goldwyn, Minnie 
Driver and Glenn Close. (S) 
(1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.50 White Fang Adventure 
set in the Alaskan gold rush, 
starring Ethan Hawke. (S) 
(1990, PG,109min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.50am White Fang 2: The Myth of 
the White Wolf Adventure sequel. 
(1994, U,102min) ★★ 

2.45 Freaky Friday Family comedy. 

(S)(1976, U, lOOmin) ★★★★ 
4.35-6.00am Kronk's New Groove 
Animated musical comedy sequel. 

(S) (2005, U, 72min) ★★ 



8.00 How to Train Your Dragon 

2 Animated adventure sequel 
with the voices of Jay Baruchel 
and Gerard Butler. Young 
Viking Hiccup tries to protect 
his homeland from a warlord 
raising an army of dragons. (S) 
(2014, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.50 Annie Musical remake 
starring Quvenzhane Wallis 
and Jamie Foxx. An orphan 
goes to live with a wealthy 
businessman running for 
mayor, and inspires him to 
change his cynical ways. (S) 
(2014, PG, 115min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.00m't The Adventurer: The Curse 
of the Midas Box Period fantasy 
adventure. (2013, PG, 95min) ★★ 
1.50am Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
Live-action and cartoon comedy 
thriller (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 
3.50-6.00am Ever After: 

A Cinderella Story Romantic 
screen adaptation of Cinderella. 
(S)(1998, PG, 121 min) ★★★ 



X-Men: The Last Stand 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 The Equalizer Thriller with 
Denzel Washington and Chloe 
Grace Moretz. An ex-secret 
agent fights to bring down a 
crime syndicate after coming to 
the aid of an abused prostitute. 
(S) (2014,15,154min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.15 Die Hard with a Vengeance 

Action thriller sequel with Bruce 
Willis. (S)(1995,15,128min) ★★★ 
1.30am Con Air Thriller with Nicolas 
Cage. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ 
3.40-6.00am Maverick Comedy 
Western starring Mel Gibson. (S) 
(1994, PG,127min) ★★★ 



8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 

Comedy starring Steve Carell 
and Catherine Keener. The 
workers in an electrical shop 
set out to coach their 
inexperienced 40-year-old 
colleague in the art of 
seduction. With Paul Rudd. (S) 
(2005, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 About Last Night 

Romantic comedy remake 
starring Michael Ealy and Joy 
Bryant. A man and a woman 
pursue a relationship after a 
one-night stand, despite the 
warnings of their cynical friends. 
(S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Revenge for Jolly! Comedy with 
Brian Petsos. (2012, 15, 80min) ★ 
1.15am American Pie Comedy. (S) 
(1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 

3.05 Curse of the Pink Panther 
Comedy. (1983, PG, 109min) ★ 
5.05-7.00am Young Frankenstein 
Mel Brooks's horror spoof (S) 

(1974, b/w, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ 




7.10am The Longest Yard 9.10 
Interstellar 12.00noon 
Batman Returns As shown at 
5.50pm. 2.10pm 47 Ronin 

As shown at 10.50pm. 

4.10 The Longest Week 

Comedy drama starring Jason 
Bateman. (S) (2014, 15, 
86min) ★★ 5.50 Batman 
Returns Adventure sequel 
starring Michael Keaton. (S) 
(1992, 12, 121 min) ★★★ 

8.00 Interstellar Sci-fi drama 
with Matthew McConaughey 
and Michael Caine. (S) 

(2014, 12, 166min) ★★★★ 
10.50 47 Ronin Fantasy 
adventure starring Keanu 
Reeves and Hiroyuki Sanada. 
(S)(2011,12,119min) ★★ 
12.55am I, Frankenstein 
Fantasy adventure starring 
Aaron Eckhart and Bill Nighy. 
(S) (2014, 12, 92min) ★★ 
2.35 Labor Day Drama starring 
Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin. 
(S) (2013, 12, 111 min) ★★★ 
4.35-6.05am The Perfect 
Summer Drama with Adam 
Horner and Eric Roberts. (S) 
(2013, PG, 85min) ★ 




6.00am Pretty Woman 8.05 
27 Dresses 10.05 The 
Notebook 12.15pm Two 
Weeks Notice As 11.00pm. 

2.00 When Harry Met 
Sally... Romantic comedy. (S) 
(1989, 15, 95min) ★★★★★ 
3.50 Sweet Home Alabama 
Comedy. (S) (2002, 12, 
109min) ★★★ 5.45 Titanic 
Oscar-winning blockbuster 
(S)(1997,12,195min) ★★★ 

9.00 Pretty Woman Romantic 
comedy drama starring Julia 
Roberts and Richard Gere. A 
multi-millionaire businessman 
and a Hollywood Boulevard 
hooker fall in love. (S) 
(1990,15,117min) ★★★★ 

11.00 Two Weeks Notice 
Comedy starring Sandra 
Bullock and Hugh Grant. (S) 
(2002, 12, 101 min) ★★ 

12.50am Sweet Home 
Alabama Comedy. (S) 

(2002, 12, 109min) ★★★ 
2.55 The Notebook Drama. 

(S) (2004, 12, 124min) ★★★ 
5.15 The Top Ten Show 2015 
5.30-6.00am Avengers: 

Age of Ultron Special 




6.30am Canyon Ambush Fu 
9.30 The Mouse That 
Roared 11.05 One of Our 
Spies is Missing! 12.50pm 
Kung Fu 3.00 The Spy 
with My Face Adventure. 
(1964, PG, 86min) ★★ 

4.35 Around the World Under 
the Sea Adventure. (1966, U, 
117min) ★★ 6.40 Robin 
and the 7 Hoods Comedy. 
(1964, U,123min)^^^ 

9.00 Today You Die Action 
drama starring Steven Seagal. 
(2005, 18, 88min) ★★ 

10.45 Black Dawn Thriller 
starring Steven Seagal. A 
former CIA agent tries to stop 
a group of teenage terrorists. 
(2005,15, 91 min)^ 

12.35am Wild Rovers Western. 
(1971,15,132min) ★★ 

2.45 Conspiracy Theory 
with Jesse Ventura 

3.35 Kung Fu (Series 1 ) 

4.30 Hollywood's Best Film 

Directors Roland Emmerich. 

5.00-7.1 0am Robin and the 7 
Hoods As shown at 6.40pm. 

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M0RE>M0VIES 



(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am Secret Santa 10.45 
Touching Wild Horses 
12.45pm Marley & Me: 

The Puppy Years Comedy 
prequel. (2011, U, 101 min) ★ 

2.45 A Christmas Wish Drama. 
(2013, PG) ★★ 4.50 Santa’s 
Dog Comedy. (2011, U) ★★ 
6.35 Mona Lisa Smile Drama. 
(2003,12,119min) ★★ 

9.00 Single White Female 

Thriller starring Bridget Fonda 
and Jennifer Jason Leigh. 

A young New Yorker decides 
to take a lodger but ends up 
sharing her apartment with a 
severely disturbed young 
woman. With Steven Weber. 
(1992,18,107min) ★★★ 

11.10 Missionary Man Vigilante 
thriller starring Dolph 
Lundgren and Kateri Walker 
(2007, 15, 90min) ★★ 

1.00am Rapid Fire Drama. 

(2005,15, 90min) ★★ 

2.50 I Still Dream of Jeannie 
Comedy. ( 1991, PG, 91 min) ★ 

4.45 Sony Movie News Extra 

5.00-6.00am Providence 




8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 
Lost World 10.00 The 
Incredible Hulk 11.00 
Damnation Alley 12.50pm 
Horror Highlights 1.00 
Highlander Double bill. 

3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 
Imaginary Playmate Chiller 
(2006, 12, 85min) ★★ 5.50 
Horror Highlights 6.00 The 
Incredible Hulk Banner is 
threatened with exposure. 

7.00 The Lost World 8/22 
Roxton and Marguerite 
come face to face with a 
group of Druids. (Series 1 ) 

8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 

9.00 Smiley Horror with Caitlin 
Gerard and Melanie Papalia. 
(2012,15, 90min) ★★ 

11.00 Amityville 3: The Demon 
Horror starring Tony Roberts. 
(1983,15, 93min) ★★ 

12.50am Cabin Fever: Patient 
Zero Horror starring Sean 
Astin. (2014, 18, 91 min) ★★ 

2.45-4.30am The Two Faces 
of Dr Jekyll Hammer horror 
(1960,15, 88min) ★★ 



+1 hour 1^ 



TRUE CHRISTMAS 



lEISI VIRGIN 

7.00am A Holiday to 
Remember 9.00 Christmas 
in Canaan 11.00 Undercover 
Christmas 1.00pm 
Borrowed Hearts Romance. 
(1997, PG, 97min) ★★ 

3.00 Santa and Pete Festive 
tale starring Hume Cronyn. 
(1999, U, 87min) ★★ 5.00 
A Holiday to Remember 
Festive romantic drama. 
(1995, U, 90min)^^ 

7.00 Ms Scrooge Updated 
version of A Christmas Carol, 
starring Cicely Tyson. 

(1997, PG, 84min) ★★ 

9.00 Range of Motion 
Sentimental drama starring 
Rebecca DeMornay, Barclay 
Hope and Henry Czerny. 
(2000, PG, 90min) ★★ 

11.00 I’ll Be Home for 
Christmas Melodrama 
starring Hal Holbrook. 

(1988, PG, 96min) ★★ 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am Christmas in 
Connecticut Comedy. 

(1992, U, 90min) ★★★ 



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10 December Thursday 




7.10am Keeping Rosy 8.50 
Conspiracy Theory 11.10 John Q 
1.10pm The Judge As shown at 
9.00pm. 3.35 Plastic Fact-based 
crime thriller starring Ed Speleers. 

(S) (2014, 15, 102min) ★★ 

5.20 Dead Calm Thriller starring 
Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill. (S) 
(1988, 15, 96min) ★★★★★ 7.00 
Devil's Knot Fact-based crime 
drama with Reese Witherspoon and 
Colin Firth. (S) (2013, 15, 114min) ★★ 




6.25am Jack Frost 8.15 Christmas in 
Wonderland 10.00 Saving Santa 
11.30 Jingle All the Way 2 1.10pm 
Let It Snow Romantic drama. (S) 
(2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 2.40 The 
Best Man Holiday Comedy drama 
sequel. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ 
4.50 Saving Santa Animated comedy 
with the voice of Martin Freeman. (S) 
(2013, U, 90min) ★ 6.20 Jingle All 
the Way 2 Comedy starring Larry 
the Cable Guy. (2014, U, 90min) ★ 




6.15am The Last Days on Mars 8.00 
Captain America: The Winter 
Soldier 10.30 Transcendence 
12.40pm The Top Ten Show 2015 
1.00 Ex Machina As 9.00pm. 

3.00 When the Lights Went Out 
British horror thriller (S) (2012, 15, 
86min) ★★ 4.30 Captain America: 
The Winter Soldier Comic-book 
thriller sequel. (S) (2014, 12, 136min) 
★★★★ 6.50 Transcendence Sci-fi 
drama. (S) (2014, 12, 119min) ★★★ 




6.00am The Zero Theorem 8.00 
A Fistful of Dollars 9.45 For a 
Few Dollars More 12.00noon 
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 
As 7.00pm. 3.00pm A Fistful of 
Dollars Sergio Leone's Spaghetti 
Western. (1964, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 
4.45 For a Few Dollars More Classic 
Spaghetti Western. (S) (1965, 15, 
128min) ★★★★ 7.00 The Good, 
the Bad and the Ugly Western. (S) 
(1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ 




■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Shockproof 12.40pm 
Caprice Comedy. (S) (1967 U, 
98min) ★★★ 2.40 Porridge 
Comedy. (S)( 1979, PG, 90min) 
★★★ 4.30 The Quiller 
Memorandum Espionage thriller 
(S)(1966, PG, 104min) ★★★★ 

6.40 A Good Year Comedy drama. 
(S)(2006,12,117min) ★★★ 




Devirs Knot 

(film started at 700pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 The Judge Courtroom 
drama starring Robert Downey 
Jr and Robert Duvall. A lawyer 
returns to his home town for 
his mother’s funeral, but ends 
up having to represent his 
estranged father in court. (S) 
(2014, 15, 141 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.25 The Departed Martin Scorsese's 
Oscar-winning remake of the Hong 
Kong crime thriller Infernal Affairs. 

(S) (2006, 18, 151 min) ★★★ 
2.05am Kill the Irishman Crime 
thriller. (S) (2011,18, 106min) ★★ 
3.55 Cherry Falls Stalk-and-slash 
thriller. (S) (2000, 18, 92min) ★★ 
5.30-7.1 5am Point Last Seen Drama. 
(S)(1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 



8.00 Miracle on 34th Street 

Remake of the classic 
Christmas fantasy, starring 
Richard Attenborough as a 
New York department store 
Santa Claus who convinces a 
sceptical young girl that he 
really is Santa. With Elizabeth 
Perkins and Dylan McDermott. 
(S)(1994, U, 114min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.00 Trading Places Satirical 
comedy starring Dan Aykroyd 
and Eddie Murphy. A financier 
is forced to swap lives with 

a fast-talking hustler. (S) 

(1983, 15, lIGmin) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.00m't Almost Christmas Comedy 
drama with Paul Giamatti and Paul 
Rudd. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 
2.00am Snow Day Family comedy. 

(S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★ 

3.40 Miracle on 34th Street 
Fantasy, as shown at 8.00pm. 
5.40-6.00am The Top Ten Show 
2015 The latest box office hits. 



Transcendence 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Ex Machina Sci-fi drama 
starring Domhnall Gleeson. 

A computer programmer 
becomes embroiled in testing 
the artificial intelligence of a 
beautiful robot girl. With Alicia 
Vikander and Oscar Isaac. (S) 
(2015, 15, lOGmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.00 RoboCop Paul Verhoeven's 
futuristic comic-book thriller starring 
Peter Weller and Nancy Allen. (S) 

( 1987, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ 

1.00am RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action 
sequel. (1990, 18, 114min) ★ 

3.00 Species Sci-fi thriller with Ben 
Kingsley. (S) (1995, 18, 108mln) ★★★ 

5.00 Mad Max: Fury Road Special 
With director George Miller. 

5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of 
Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 



The Good, the Bad 
and the Ugly 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 A Beautiful Mind Biopic 
starring Russell Crowe as John 
Nash, a mathematician who 
suffered from paranoid 
schizophrenia but went on 
to win the Nobel Prize. (S) 
(2001, 12, 13Gmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



12.20am Best in Show Spoof 
documentary starring Christopher 
Guest. (2000, 12, 89min) ★★★★ 
1.55 Ain't Them Bodies Saints 
Romantic crime drama with Rooney 
Mara. (S) (2013, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 
3.40-5.30am The Canyons 
Thriller (S) (2013, 18, 96min) ★ 



A Good Year 

(film started at 6.40pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Snow White and the 
Huntsman Fantasy adventure 
starring Kristen Stewart, Chris 
Hemsworth and Charlize 
Theron. Snow White strives to 
overcome her evil stepmother 
with the aid of a huntsman 
and a group of dwarfs. (S) 
(2012,12,127min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.25 Love & Other Drugs Romantic 
comedy drama starring Jake 
Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. (S) 
(2010,15,112min) ★★★ 
1.40-3.45am Babylon A.D 
Post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller. (S) 
(2008, 12 , lOOminj^^^ 



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9.00am Space Warriors 11.00 
Christmas in the Clouds 
1.00pm K9 Christmas 2.50 
Sony Movie News Extra 

3.00 A Perfect Day Family 
drama. (2006, PG, 91 min) ★ 

4.50 Sony Movie News Extra 

5.00 Saints and Soldiers: 
Battle of the Tanks World 
War Two drama with K Danor 
Gerald. (2014, 12, 91 min) ★★ 
6.50 Sony Movie News Extra 

7.00 Time Runners Sci-fi 
thriller starring Alesandra 
Durham and Joel Bishop. 
(2013, PG, 92min) ★★ 

9.00 Resident Evil: 
Apocalypse Sci-fi thriller 
sequel starring MillaJovovich. 
(2004,15, 94min) ★★★ 

10.55 Against the Dark Action 
horror thriller starring Steven 
Seagal. (2009, 18, 93min) ★ 
12.55am Starship Troopers 3: 
Marauder Sci-fi thriller. 
(2008,15, 105min) ★★★ 
3.10-6.00am Ivanhoe 
Romantic adventure. 

(1981, PG,136min) ★★★ 



+1 hour 



7.00am Christmas on 
Chestnut Street 9.00 
Crazy for Christmas 11.00 
Anything But Christmas 
1.00pm Merry Kissmas! 

3.00 The Greatest Christmas 
Party Ever Drama starring 
Torrey DeVitto. (2014, PG, 
120min) ★★ 5.00 The Most 
Wonderful Time of the Year 
Festive romantic drama. 
(2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ 

7.00 Another Christmas Kiss 

Drama starring Elisabeth 
Harnois and Adam Mayfield. 
(2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 A Christmas Reunion 
Romantic drama starring 
Denise Richards. A bakery 
is left to two high school 
sweethearts. With Jake Busey. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 My Santa Drama 
starring Samaire Armstrong. 
(2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am Santa Switch Comedy 
starring Ethan Erickson. 

(2013, PG,120min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am Oh Christmas 
Tree! Romantic comedy. 
(2013, PG, 87min) ★★ 






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7.10 The White Tower 9.05 
The Horsemen 11.15 Angel 
Face 1.05pm Deadline 

Drama starring John Hurt. 
(1988, PG, 85min) ★★ 

2.45 Walk Softly, Stranger 
Drama. (S) (1950, b/w,PG, 
lOOmin) ★★ 4.25 Circus 
of Fear Murder mystery. 
(1967, PG, 83min) ★★ 6.05 
Fast Jets Documentary. 

7.10 Surface to Air Gulf War 
thriller with Chad McQueen. 
(1997,15, 93min) ★★ 

9.00 Cerberus Fantasy starring 
Emmanuelle Vaugier and 
Greg Evigan. A museum 
curator is kidnapped in order 
to help find the supposedly 
magical sword of Attila the 
Hun. (2005,15, 92min) ★★ 

10.45 Remember My Name 
Satirical drama starring 
Geraldine Chaplin and Moses 
Gunn. (1978, 15, 90min) ★★ 

12.35am Sniper 2 Thriller. 

(2002, 15, 86min) ★★★ 
2.20-4.00am Ballad of a 
Gunfighter Western drama. 
(1964,12, 84min) ★★ 



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7.00pm The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 

AMC Period comedy written, directed by 
and starring Woody Allen. ★★ 

8.00pm 201 2 Sir Disaster movie starring 
John Cusack and Chiwetel Ejiofor. ★★ 
9.00pm The Contract AMC Backwoods 
thriller starring Morgan Freeman. ★★ 
9.00pm Revolver Spike Guy Ritchie's crime 
thriller starring Jason Statham. ★ 

9.00pm The Inbetweeners 2 E4 Comedy 
sequel starring Simon Bird. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Scary Movie 3 Comedy Centroi 
Horror spoof starring Anna Faris. (HD) ★ 
9.00pm Outlander Syfy Sci-fi starring Jim 
Caviezel and Sophia Myles. (HD) ★★★ 



1 0.00pm The Chronicles of Riddick ITV4 
Sci-fi starring Vin Diesel. (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.00pm Sworn to Silence Lifetime Murder 
mystery with Neve Campbell. (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.50pm Like Minds AMC Psychological 
thriller starrng Toni Collette. ★★★ 

1 1 .05pm Blade: Trinity Sir Comic book 
adventure sequel starring Wesley Snipes, 
Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel. ★★ 

1 1 .20pm Blitz Spike British crime thriller 
starring Jason Statham. ★★★ 

1 1 .30pm Push Syfy Sci-fi thriller starring 
Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning. (HD) ★ 
12.20am Daylight /Tl/4 Disaster movie 
starring Sylvester Stallone. (HD) ★★★ 

1 .45am Sworn to Silence Lifetime Murder 
mystery with Neve Campbell. (HD) ★★★ 
4.1 0am 1 00 Million BC Syfy Sci-fi adventure 
starring Michael Gross. (HD) ★ 



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6.00am Football Gold 
(HD)7.00WWE 
- Smackdown (HD) 

8.00 Anthony Joshua: 
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8.30 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 9.00 
Football Gold 9.30 
Barclays Premier League 
Legends (HD) 10.00 
Football Gold 10.30 
LIVE International 
Premier Tennis League 
(HD) 5.00pm Barclays 
Premier League World 
(HD) 5.30 Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 

6.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

6.30 Joshua v Whyte: 

Big Fight Countdown 
(HD) 7.00 LIVE Mosconi 
Cup Pool (HD) 11.30 
Joshua V Whyte: Big 
Fight Countdown (HD) 
12.00m't Barclays 
Premier League World 
(HD) 12.30am Fantasy 
Football Club - The 
Highlights (HD) 1.00 
Joshua V Whyte: Big 
Fight Countdown (HD) 

1.30 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 2.00 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 2.30 Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 

3.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

3.30 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 4.00 
Joshua V Whyte: Big 
Fight Countdown (HD) 

4.30 Football Gold 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
La Liga Show (HD) 



7.00am Test Cricket (HD) 

8.00 Cricket Specials 
(HD) 8.30 NFL (HD) 

9.30 Cricket's Greatest 
(HD) 10.00 Test Cricket 
(HD) 12.00noon 
Watersports World (HD) 

I. 00pm Test Cricket As 

shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 

2.00 Test Cricket As 

shown at 8.30pm. (HD) 

3.00 Watersports World 

Aquatic activities. (HD) 

4.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Test Cricket As 

shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 

6.00 Test Cricket As 

shown at 8.30pm. (HD) 

7.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Dennis Lillee. (HD) 

7.30 Test Cricket Australia 

V West Indies: Highlights 
of the opening day's play 
of the first Test. (HD) 

8.30 Test Cricket New 

Zealand v Sri Lanka: 
Action from the opening 
day of the first Test. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri Lanka: 
Day two of the first Test 
of the two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

II. 30pm-7.00am LIVE 
Test Cricket Australia 

V West Indies: Day two 
of the first Test of the 
three-match series, 
held at the Bellerive 
Oval in Hobart. (HD) 



6.00am Sporting Greats 

6.30 Mosconi Cup Pool: 
As shown at 1.00pm. 
(HD) 11.00 Racing News 
(HD) 11.30 Sporting 
Greats: A look at the 
career of Lester Piggott. 

12.00noon Watersports 
World Highlights of 
aquatic activities. (HD) 

1.00pm Mosconi Cup 
Pool Action from the 
third day between the 
USA and Europe at The 
Tropicana Las Vegas 
hotel and casino. (HD) 

5.00 Football Gold 

5.45 Football League 

Gold Classic action. (HD) 

6.00 WWE - Raw 

Wrestling action. 

8.00 Football Gold (HD) 

8.15 Football League 
Gold Classic action. (HD) 

8.30 Barclays Premier 
League World The latest 
news surrounding the 
Premier League. (HD) 

9.00 La Liga Show 

A look ahead to 
forthcoming fixtures in 
Spain's top flight. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri Lanka: 
Coverage of the second 
day of the first Test of 
the two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

5.00am Cricket's Greatest 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 

Cricket's Greatest (HD) 



6.00am PGA Tour Classic 

7.00 Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 7.30 European Tour 
Golf (HD) 8.30 LIVE 
Ladies European Tour 
Golf: The Dubai Ladies 
Masters: Coverage of day 
two at the Emirates Golf 
Club in the UAE. (HD) 

12.30pm Asian Tour Golf 

As 7.00pm. (HD) 

2.30 Ladies European 
Tour Golf (HD) 

3.30 Asian Tour Golf (HD) 

4.30 Sporting Rivalries 

5.00 Fishing Gurus (HD) 

6.00 European Tour Golf 

A look back at the 
2015 season. (HD) 

7.00 Asian Tour Golf 

The Thailand Golf 
Championship. (HD) 

8.00 Sports Unlimited 

Offbeat activities. (HD) 

9.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf The Dubai 
Ladies Masters. (HD) 

10.00 The World Rugby 
Show Highlights. (HD) 

10.30 Sporting Greats 

11.00 NFL (HD) 12.00m't 
NFL Hard Knocks: 
Houston Texans (HD) 
1.00am NFL: Dwight 
Freeney Interview (HD) 
1.25 LIVE NFL: Arizona 
Cardinals v Philadelphia 
Eagles: Kick-off is at 
1.25. (HD) 4.30 NFL 

- A Football Life (HD) 
5.30-6.00am The 
World Rugby Show (HD) 



6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 
Football's Greatest 
Players 10.00 Football's 
Greatest Managers 

10.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams 
(HD) 11.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 
12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes: John Smit 
Interviews Francois 
Pienaar (HD) 1.00pm 
Sky Sports Today (HD) 

2.00 Football's Greatest 
Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 3.00 
Football's Greatest 
Managers 3.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

4.00 Sports Unlimited 
(HD) 5.00 World Pool 
Masters (HD) 6.00 News 
HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 
LIVE European Rugby 
Challenge Cup: Worcester 
Warriors v Gloucester: 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 Asian Tour Golf (HD) 

11.00 WWE Main Event 
(HD) 12.00m'tWWE 

- Late Night - Raw (HD) 
2.00am The World 
Rugby Show (HD) 2.30 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 

3.00 Football's Greatest 
Managers 3.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Lennox Lewis (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Football's 
Greatest Players 



7.30am Figure Skating: 
Double bill. (HD) 11.00 
Biathlon: Double bill. (HD) 

12.00noon BiathlonThe 

World Cup meeting from 
Ostersund, Sweden. (HD) 

12.30pm Ski Jumping 

The World Cup meeting 
in Lillehammer. (HD) 

I. 30 Triathlon The 

Sandman Triathlon. 

2.00 Macau Grand Prix 

Action from the 
motorcycle event. (HD) 

3.00 Superbikes: 
MotoAmerica A review 
of the 2015 season. (HD) 

4.00 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship As 

shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 

5.00 Motorsport: Cup of 
Nations Action from the 
Nations Cup race. (HD) 

6.00 Motorsport: 

Race of Champions 

Highlights of the event 
from London. (HD) 

8.00 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship 

A look back at the 
2015 season. (HD) 

9.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship The 

final from York. (HD) 

II. 00 Strongest Man: 
Champions League 

Action from Portugal. 

12.00m't FIFA World 
(HD) 12.30-1.00am 

South American 
Football Show (HD) 



6.30am EuroCup 
Basketball (HD) 7.30 
FIA World Touring Car 
Championship (HD) 

8.30 Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 
10.00 EuroCup 
Basketball (HD) 

12.00noon GT 
Academy 2015: 

Back to Basics (HD) 

12.15pm WATTS 

12.30 Football's Greatest 

Classic action. (HD) 

1.00 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship (HD) 

2.00 Snooker: UK 
Championship (HD) 

4.00 The Ronnie 
O'Sullivan Show (HD) 

4.15 The Voxwomen 
Cycling Show (HD) 

4.45 Figure Skating The 

NHK Trophy. (HD) 

6.45 LIVE Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final: The 
opening ceremony 
from Barcelona. (HD) 

7.30 Figure Skating The 

Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final. (HD) 

8.30 LIVE Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final: The men's 
short discipline. (HD) 

9.30 Alpine Skiing (HD) 

10.30 Alpine Skiing (HD) 

11.30 Ski Jumping (HD) 

12.30-6.00am 

Eurosport News (HD) 




6.00am Global Goals (HD) 

6.30 Hyundai A-League 
Highlights (HD) 7.00 World 
of Football (HD) 7.30 
Football Tonight (HD) 8.00 
Barclays Premier League 
World (HD) 8.30 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 

9.00 The Ultimate Fishing 
Show (HD) 9.30 Rugby 
Tonight (HD) 11.00 The 
Clare Balding Show (HD) 

12.00noon The Clare Balding 
Show 1.00pm Road to Rio 
(HD) 1.30 Ladbrokes SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 2.00 
Barclays Premier League 
World (HD) 2.30 The 
Emirates FA Cup Highlights 
(HD) 3.00 PSA Squash 
Highlights 4.00 Gillette 
World Sport (HD) 4.30 
LIVE Hockey: The first 
quarter-final of the the 
Women's Hero Hockey 
World League. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Hockey: The 
second quarter-final. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Hockey: The 
third quarter-final. (HD) 
12.00m't LIVE Hockey: 

The fourth quarter-final. 
(HD) 2.15am Last Week, 
This Week (HD) 2.30 LIVE 
College Basketball 4.30 
Road to Rio (HD) 5.00 
Rugby Tonight Extra 

5.30 Global Goals (HD) 
5.45-6.00am Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 




6.00am Ladbrokes SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 6.30 
Serie A Review (HD) 

7.00 Snow Unleashed 
(HD) 9.00 Game of the 
Week (HD) 9.30 ESPN 
Classic Boxing (HD) 

I. 00pm 30 for 30 (HD) 

3.00 NBA Milwaukee Bucks v 
Los Angeles Clippers. (HD) 

5.00 NBA Action (HD) 

5.30 LIVE UEFA Europa 
League Action from a 
UEFA Europa League 
matchday six game. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE UEFA Europa 
League Action from a 
UEFA Europa League 
matchday six game. (HD) 

10.00 The Football's On 
Live A humorous look at 
the week's football stories 
with Ian Stone. (HD) 

II. 00 Rugby Tonight Extra 
A round-up of the best 
action in the Premiership. 

11.30 UFC- The 
Ultimate Fighter (HD) 

12.30am NBA Action (HD) 

1.00 LIVE NBA: Chicago 
Bulls V Los Angeles 
Clippers: Tip-off is at 1.00. 
(HD) 3.30 UFC - 
Ultimate Insider (HD) 

4.00 UFC - The Ultimate 
Fighter (HD) 5.00 World 
of Football (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am The Ultimate 
Fishing Show (HD) 



6.00am College Football 
(HD) 9.00 Pardon the 
Interruption (HD) 9.30 
Around the Horn (HD) 

10.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

10.30 College Basketball: 
Purdue Boilermakers 

V Howard Bison. (HD) 
12.15pm College 
Basketball Vanderbilt 
Commodores v Dayton 
Flyers: From Nashville. (HD) 

2.00 College Football (HD) 

5.00 ESPN FC (HD) 

5.30 College Basketball 
Action from Kentucky 
Wildcats V Eastern 
Kentucky Colonels. (HD) 

7.15 College Basketball 
Wichita State Shockers v 
UNLV Rebels. (HD) 

9.00 NBA Action (HD) 

9.30 Baseball Tonight (HD) 

10.00 UFC - The 
Ultimate Fighter (HD) 

11.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 
The latest action. (HD) 

12.00m't College Football 
Special Live: Coverage of 
the 2015 College Football 
Awards. (HD) 2.00am 
Championship Drive Live 

4.00 Road to Rio (HD) 

4.30 Baseball Tonight 
(HD) 5.00 Baseball 
Tonight Live (HD) 
5.30-6.00am College 
Football Live (HD) 




6.00am UEFA Champions 
League (HD) 8.00 UEFA 
Champions League 
Highlights Show (HD) 

9.00 UEFA Champions 
League: Back-to-back 
Champions League 
matchday six games. (HD) 

4.00pm Bundesliga 
Weekly A look ahead to 
upcoming games. (HD) 

4.30 UEFA Champions 
League Highlights Show 
A round-up of all the 
goals from the UEFA 
Champions League. (HD) 

5.30 UEFA Europa League 
Tonight Live A preview of 
tonight's UEFA Europa 
League action. (HD) 

6.00 LIVE UEFA Europa 
League Action from a 
UEFA Europa League 
matchday six game. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE UEFA Europa 
League Action from a 
UEFA Europa League 
matchday six game. (HD) 

10.00 UEFA Europa 
League Highlights (HD) 

11.00 French Ligue 1 
Preview A look ahead to 
upcoming games. (HD) 

11.30 Bundesliga Weekly 
A look ahead. (HD) 

12.00m't-6.00am UEFA 
Europa League Football: 
Back-to-back Europa 
League games (HD) 



6.00am TCR Asia Series 
6.25 GT Asia Series 

6.50 Trophee Andros 
8.35 Best of Crash 9.00 
British Truck Racing 
Championship 10.35 
European Le Mans Series 
Highlights: A look back at 
the 2015 season. 11.35 
V8 Supercars Highlights: 
The Sydney Homebush. 

2.45pm British Truck 
Racing Championship 
Round eight of the series 
from Brands Hatch. 

4.20 Legends Car National 
Championship Action 
from Brands Hatch. 

5.20 2015 Autosport 
Awards Highlights of 
the awards ceremony. 

8.00 International Dirt 
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from Stoneleigh Park. 

9.00 Bike World The latest 
news and reports from 
two-wheel competitions. 

9.35 FIM Night of the 
Jumps Highlights 
from Gdansk, Poland. 

10.35 Formula Snow 
Highlights The snowmobile 
race from Hinterglemm. 

12.40am Trophee Andros 

2.45 British Truck Racing 
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International Dirt Bike 
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FIM Night of the Jumps 







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10.15 Formula 1 (HD) 
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3.15 FI Classic Races 
(HD) 4.00 FI Classic 
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Classic Races (HD) 5.05 
FI Classic Races (HD) 

5.50 FI Midweek Report 
(HD) 6.50 FI Classic 
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Grand Prix. (HD) 9.20 
FI Midweek Report (HD) 

10.20 FI Classic Races: 
The 2011 Hungarian 
Grand Prix. (HD) 

12.50am GP3 Racing (HD) 

2.50 Mexico FI GP Best 
Bits (HD) 3.20 Brazilian 
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3.50 Legends of FI (HD) 

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held at Twickenham for the 
first time. Kick-off is at 11.30. 
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meetings from Newcastle, 
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2.00pm LIVE Rugby Union: 
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Transparent 

Amazon Prime instant Video 

Series two of the transgender drama 
starring Jeffrey Tambor starts, and 
Maura and Shelly grow even closer 



Alex Polizzi: 

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BBC2HD,9pm 

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of mental illness find work on civvy street 



The Graham Norton Show 

BBC HD, 10.35pm (HI, 11.05pm) 

It’s all movie talk, with Amy Poehler and 
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9.00 Gogglebox 


10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 


7.00 UK's Strongest Man 2015 


8.00 Ice Road Truckers 


9.00 The Definitive History of Star Wars 


10.00 How Star Wars Changed the World 


7.00 The Simpsons 


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10.00 Rollermania: Britain’s Biggest Boy Band 



9.00 Film: Rush Hour 3 



9.00 The Blacklist 



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7.55 To the Manor Born 



7.00 American Pickers 



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9.10 The Royle Family Special: The New Sofa 



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8.00 Midsomer Murders 



8.00 Storage Wars: Texas 



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7.55 Grand Designs 



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7.00 Air Crash Investigation 


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10.00 Storage Wars... 


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10.00 Kim Philby - His Most Intimate Betrayal 


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700 River Cottage: Summer's Here 


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7.00 The Great British Bake Off Christmas... 


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9.00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 


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10.30 Rachel Allen... 


7.00 Escape to the Country 


8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 


9.00 Traffic Cops 


◄ 6.15 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out... 


8.00 Focus 




[lO.OO Kill the Messenger 


◄ 5.55 Batman Forever 


8.00 Unbroken 




10.20 Horrible Bosses 2 


◄ 6.00 Twister 


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8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol 


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10.00 The Grinch 


1 ◄ 6.30 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 


1 9.00 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 


◄ 5.10 Boyhood 


8.00 Birdman 






10.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 


◄ 6.50 The Rocketeer 


9.00 Legion 


◄ 6.30 The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing 


9.00 Black Dawn 


1 7.00 FL72 - Live: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Nottingham Forest: From Molineux (Kick-off 7.45) 


10.15 Joshua V Whyte: Big Fight... 


7.00 Cricket's Greatest 


7.30 La Liga Football - Live: Getafe v Real Sociedad (Kick-off 7.30) 


9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 


◄ 5.30 WWE- Raw 


7.30 Test Cricket 


9.30 Test Cricket - Live: New Zealand v Sri Lanka 


7.00 Asian Tour Golf 


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8.30 Sporting Rivalrie^ 


9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 1 10.00 Asian Tour Golf 


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G.OOam Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Sister 
Rita to the Rescue SERIES FINALE 
(S)(HD) 10.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Oxford 
Street Revealed (S)(HD)(AD) 11.45 
Family Finders (S)(R)(HD) 12.15pm 
Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors Ayes ha learns 
a student is blackmailing his lecturer. 
(S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Doctor Blake 
Mysteries The Food of Love: 2/10. A rock 
'n' roll star dies in an alleyway. (Series 2) 
(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Escape to the 
Country From Norfolk. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 James Martin - Home 
Comforts at Christmas (S)(HD)(AD) 
4.25 Flog It! From Wells. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 



6.00am Homes Under the Hammer (S) 

(R) (HD) 7.00 Oxford Street Revealed 

(S) (R)(HD)(AD) 7.45 Flog It! Trade 
Secrets (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 8.15-9.15 Sign 
Zone: An Island Parish: Falklands (S) 
(R)(AD) 8.45 Great British Menu (S) 
(R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 

11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon 
Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in 
the Attic (S)(R) 1.45 Pressure Pad (S) 
(R)(HD) 2.30 The Great British Bake 
Off (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.30 The Great 
Antiques Map of Britain (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 The World's Most Photographed 
Examining movie icon Marilyn Monroe's 
love affair with the camera. (S)(R) 

4.30 Wogan: The Best Of (S)(R) 

5.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes 
Two Zoe Ball presents a bumper edition 
ahead of tomorrow's semi-final. (S)(HD) 



6.00am Good Morning Britain 

Jason Donovan talks to the hosts 
about his latest UK tour (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(FID) 

10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 

12.30pm Loose Women With chef Jamie 

Oliver and Strictly Come Dancing head 
judge Len Goodman. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Judge Rinder More real-life 
cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 

3.00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show 
hosted by Vernon Kay. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Game show 
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(FID) 

5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz 
show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(FID) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 



6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 

6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 
7.35-9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 

Triple bill of the series. (S)(R) 9.00 
Frasier (S)(R) 10.00 Undercover 
Boss USA (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Jamie at 
Home Christmas Special (S)(R) 
12.00noon News (S)(HD) 

12.05pm Couples Come Dine with Me 
Three sets of dinner party hosts 
from Plymouth compete. (S)(R)(HD) 
12.45 LIVE Racing Coverage of four races 
on the opening day of The International 
meeting from Cheltenham. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (S)(HD) 

5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three 
dinner parties in south London. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes witnesses 

Lindsey medicating Kim. (S)(HD)(AD) 




7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 A Question of Sport 

With guests Carl Fogarty, John 
Hartson, Perri Shakes-Drayton 
and Ashton Sims. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 EastEnders 

Vincent's birthday party ends 
on a sour note. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.30 Citizen Khan 

6/7. Mr Khan decides to enter 
the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. 
(Series 4) (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 

Former The Apprentice stars Nick 
Hewer and Margaret Mountford 
take on the antiques-hunting 
challenge, travelling around the 
south of England. (S)(R)(HD) 



8.00 Mastermind 

Specialised subjects include 
politician Barbara Castle and 
record producer Joe Meek. (S)(HD) 

8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 

5/6. On HMS Clyde, Captain Sarah 
Oakley prepares to commemorate 
Liberation Day. (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Ashley has a mini-stroke, 
and Bob refuses to keep his 
secrets any more. (S)(HD)(AD) 

7.30 Coronation Street 

Rob drops a bombshell on Johnny 
that leaves the Underworld 
boss reeling. (S)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 Gino's Italian Escape 

5/6. Chef Gino D'Acampo reveals 
how Sicily's history has influenced 
the food its people eat. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Coronation Street 

Rob threatens to tell Carla 
about Johnny's past unless 
he gets £10,000. (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 News (S)(HD) 



8.00 TFI Friday 

Chris Evans is joined by actor 
Martin Freeman, musical duo Paul 
Heaton and Jacqui Abbott, singer- 
songwriter James Bay, singer and 
TibeX Factor judge Rita Ora and 
drum 'n' bass duo Sigma. (S)(HD) 



9.00 Have I Got News for You 

10/11. Guest panellists Kirsty Wark 
and Andy Hamilton join the regulars 
on the current affairs quiz. (S)(HD) 

9.30 Peter Kay's Car Share 

3/6. Kayleigh clambers into the 
car half-drunk after a wild party 
the night before. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 



10.25 Local News (S) 

Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

10.35 The Graham Norton Show 

Graham is joined by Kurt Russell, 
Quentin Tarantino, Tina Fey and Amy 
Poehler. Plus, music by Australian 
singer-songwriter Sia. (S)(HD) 



11.25 Josh 5/6. Geoff helps Josh with 
his stand-up career. (S)(HD)(AD) 

11.55 FILM The Double Crime thriller 
starring Richard Gere and Topher Grace. 
An FBI agent and a retired CIA operative 
team up to hunt for a legendary 
Soviet assassin after he murders a US 
senator (S)(HD) (2011, 12, 90min) ★★ 
1.25am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
(HD) 1.30-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



9.00 NEW SERIES Alex Polizzi: 
Hire Our Heroes 

1/2. The cases of four veterans 
discharged from the army with 
mental illnesses, who, despite having 
highly trained military skill sets, 
cannot find new jobs. (S)(AD) 



10.00 Ql 

7/16. With Jimmy Carr, Aisling 
Bea and Danny Bhoy. (S)(HD) 



10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 



11.00 Artsnight - Juergen Teller 

Chris Dercon, the Director of Tate 
Modern, talks to the German 
photographer. (S)(HD) 

11.30 FILM Frenzy Alfred Hitchcock's 
suspense thriller starring Jon Finch 
as an innocent man suspected of a 
series of brutal 'necktie murders! 
(S)(HD)(1972,18,115min)^^^ 
1.25-3.30am Sign Zone: Question Time 
(S)(R) 2.25 Imagine - Antony 
Gormley: Being Human (S)(R) 
3.30-6.00am Previews (S)(HD) 



9.00 Piers Morgan's Life Stories 
SERIES FINALE 6/6 Timothy 
West joins the host to look back 
on a five-decade career as one 
of Britain's top actors and reflect 
on his wife Prunella Scales's 
battle with dementia. (S)(HD) 



9.00 Gogglebox 

Capturing the households' 
instant reactions to what they 
are watching on TV from the 
comfort of their own sofas. (S)(HD) 



10.00 ITV News (S) 



10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 FILM 300 

Epic adventure starring Gerard Butler 
and Lena Headey. In 480 BC, 300 
Spartans face overwhelming odds 
when they make a defiant stand 
against the Persian enemy at the 
Battle of Thermopylae. (S)(HD)(AD) 
(2006, 15, 125min) ★★★★ 

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12.45am Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 
Lively studio talk show. (S)(SL)(R) 

3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 
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10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 

14/16. The comedian hosts the 
entertainment chat show packed 
with celebrity guests, sketches, 
topical discussion, news and 
audience participation. (S)(HD) 



11.05 First Dates Waiter Sam steps 
into the breach when a 25-year-old 
woman is stood up. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.10am That's So Last Century (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 1.10 FILM The Host Romantic 
sci-fi thriller with Saoirse Ronan. (S)(HD) 
(2013, 12, 125min) ★★★ 3.15 Four 
Rooms (S)(HD) 4.10 Location, Location, 
Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.05 Kirstie's 
Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.25-6.15am 
Deal or No Deal (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



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9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.45 FILM Hats Off to Christmas! 

Seasonal ronnance starring Haylie 
Duff and Antonio Cupo. (S)(HD) 
(2013, PG,105min)^^ 

1.30pm News(S)(HD) 

1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.05 FILM Mr St Nick Festive family 
drama starring Kelsey Grammer, 
Charles Durning and Katherine 
Helmond. (S) (2002, U, lOOmin) ★★ 

3.45 FILM Twelve Trees of Christmas 
Festive drama starring Lindy Booth, 
Melanie Brown and Robin Dunne. 
(S)(HD)(2013, PG,105min)^^ 

5.30 News (HD) 

6.00 Neighbours A furious Terese lays 
down the law with Piper after her 
latest stunt at school. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News(S)(HD) 




7.00 UK's Strongest Man 2015 

4/5. Highlights of the World's 
Ultimate Strongest Team event 
at the Britannia Stadium in 
Stoke-on-Trent, featuring eight 
two-man teams competing 
for the title. (S)(HD) 



8.00 Ice Road Truckers 

5/12. The truckers fight through a 
fearsome storm, and Art, Todd 
and Lisa all have to risk their 
trucks - and their lives - crossing 
ice that is threatening to buckle 
under the weight of record 
snowfall. (S)(HD) 

9.00 NEW The Definitive 
History of Star Wars 

A look at how the world's biggest, 
multibillion-pound movie franchise 
came into existence. Contributors 
include Star Wars producers 
Gary Kurtz and Robert Watts. 

See feature, page 4 (S)(HD) 

10.00 NEW How Star Wars 
Changed the World 

A look at the ways in which Star 
Wars has inspired countless 
individuals, revealing the passions, 
loves and good humour of the 
sci-fi franchise's fans. (S)(HD) 

10.55 NEW Greatest 
Sci-Fi Movies 

A countdown of some truly 
memorable film scenes. (S)(HD) 



12.25am FILM Alien Hunter Sci-fi 
thriller starring James Spader 
(S)(2003,15,95min)^^^ 

2.00 SuperCasino 4.00 Kids' 
Hospital at Christmas (S)(R)(HD) 
4.45-6.00am House Doctor (S)(R) 



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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (S)(R) 
(AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 

8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) 

9.00 Inside Gatwick (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
12.00noon The Last Ship Trials: 

9/10. Rachel asks for six volunteers 
to take part in her human trials 
for the vaccine. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.00pm The Last Ship No Place Like 
Home: 10/10. The crew members 
make their way home. (S)(R)(AD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 

5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons Deep Space 
Homer: With Buzz Aldrin. (S)(R) 




8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different. 



7.00 The Simpsons 

The Day the Violence Died: Bart 
and Lisa help a down-and-out. 
With Kirk Douglas. (S)(R) 

7.30 Bart on the Road: Bart rents 
a car for a cross-country trip using 
a fake driver's licence. (S)(R) 



8.00 Gordonstoun: 

A Different Class 
SERIES FINALE 6/6 Tensions 
run high as students deal with 
the stress of their A-levels and 
university applications, while 
those leaving the school bid 
farewell at a formal ball. (HD) 



SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960 

7.30-8.00pm 

Landward (S)(HD) 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957 

10.35pm The Blame 
Game (S)(HD) 11.05 The 
Graham Norton Show (S) 
(HD) 11.50 Josh(S)(HD) 
(AD) 12.20am FILM The 
Double (S)(HD)(2011,12, 
90min) ★★ 1.50-6.00am 
BBC News (S)(HD) 

WALES 

Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964 

7.30- 8.00pm Weatherman 
Walking (S)(HD) 8.30- 
9.00 Coming Home: 
Jeremy Bowen (S)(HD) 

9.30- 10.00 Citizen Khan 
(S)(HD)(AD) 11.25 Peter 
Kay's Car Share (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 11.55 Josh (S)(HD) 
(AD) 12.25am FILM The 
Double: As N. Ireland. 1.55 
Weather for the Week 
Ahead (S)(HD) 2.00- 
6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



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Sky 970 , Freesat 970 

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Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

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Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

7.00pm Sport Wales 

(S) 7.30-8.00pm 

Dad's Army (S)(R) 



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9.00 A League of Their Own 

James Corden hosts the sports- 
based quiz, with regulars Jamie 
Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff and 
Jack Whitehall joined by actor Matt 
Smith, TV host Jonathan Ross and 
British hurdling champion Perri 
Shakes-Drayton. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Bring the Noise 

8/10. Ricky Wilson hosts the 
comedy quiz, with guests David 
Walliams and Melanie C joining 
regulars Nicole Scherzinger, 

Tinie Tempah, Katherine Ryan 
and Joel Dommett. (S)(R)(HD) 



Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 

2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

3.00 DNA Cymru 4.00 
Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 

6.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 

6.25 Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 6.30 Arfordir 
Cymru: Llyn 7.00 Heno 

8.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 

8.25 Only Boys Aloud: 

Cor y Gogledd 9.00 
Newyddion 9 a'r Tywydd 
9.30 Sam ar y Sgrin 

10.00 Wil ac Aeron: Gwiad 



11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Ho'onanI 
Makuakane (Honour Thy Father) 

10/22. The team investigates a 
wartime murder. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m't Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) 

2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.00 
Stop, Search, Seize (R)(AD) 4.00 
Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 
Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00- 
6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(HD) 






TlUateng 

The bumper 
Christmas issue 
of the magazine 
with listings for 
19December- 
1 January is in 
shops now! 



7.00pm World's Craziest 
Fools Internet clips and video 
footage, presented by Mr T. 

7.30 Don't Tell the Bride 

Professional boxer Ahmet is 
given £12,000 to organise 
every detail of his wedding to 
fiancee Daina, but his plans for 
an elegant day do not match 
up with his bride-to-be's ideas. 

8.30 Sherlock The Sign of 
Three: 2/3. The detective is 
kept busy as best man on 
John and Mary's wedding 
day - but it soon turns out 
his duties involve stopping 
a killer who is stalking the 
reception. (Series 3) (HD)(AD) 

10.00 EastEnders 

As shown on BBCl. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 Russell Howard's 
Good News Extra The 

comedian presents an 
extended look at stories 
dominating the media. 

First shown in 2012. (HD) 

11.15 American Dad! (HD) 
12.00m't Family Guy 12.45am 
Rent a Cop (HD) 1.15 Josh (HD) 
(AD) 1.45 Russell Howard's 
Good News Extra (HD) 2.30 
World's Craziest Fools 3.00- 
4.00am Together (SL) 



7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 The Good Old Days 

Old-time cabaret show, 
featuring Frankie Vaughan. 

8.20 Pop Go the Sixties 

Helen Shapiro performs. 

8.25 Archive performance 
by crooner Tony Bennett. 

8.30 Sounds of the 70s 

Archive performances by 
soul artists including Aretha 
Franklin, Billy Preston, The 
Tams and The Jacksons. 

9.00T0TP2: Boy Bands 

Performances byJLS, The 
Monkees, Westlife, Village 
People and Blazin' Squad. 

10.00 NEW Rollermania: 
Britain's Biggest Boy Band 

Members of the classic Bay 
City Rollers line-up, as well as 
songwriters, producers and 
record company promoters, 
recall the group's rise to 
fame in the 1970s. (HD) 

11.00 I'm in a Boy Band! (AD) 
12.00m't TOTP2: Boy Bands 
1.00am Rollermania: Britain's 
Biggest Boy Band (HD) 2.00 I'm 
in a Boy Band! (AD) 3.00- 
3.50am The Good Old Days 



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6.00am Ariana Grande: The Hot 
Desk (HD) 6.10 You've Been 
Framed! 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 8.25 Nick 
Jonas: The Hot Desk (HD) 8.35 
The Cube (HD) 9.40 Psych (HD) 
10.35 FILM Holiday Engagement: 
Seasonal comedy. (HD)(AD) 
(2011, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 

1.30 You've Been Framed! 

1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 
2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 

7.00 You've Been Framed 
at Christmas! Comical clips, 
narrated by Harry Hill. 

8.00 Two and a Half Men 

22/24. Evelyn sets Alan up on 
a blind date with her new 
boyfriend's daughter (HD) 

8.30 23/24. Evelyn pressures 
Alan into letting Jake stay with 
her (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Dark Knight 

Dark comic-book action 
thriller starring Christian Bale, 
Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart 
and Maggie Gyllenhaal. 

Masked vigilante Batman 
encounters a dangerous new 
adversary when fiendish 
criminal mastermind The 
Joker unleashes a wave of 
violent anarchy. (HD)(AD) 
(2008, 12, 152min) ★★★★ 
12.00m't-2.10am FILM Pitch 
Black: Sci-fi chiller starring Vin 
Diesel and Radha Mitchell. (HD) 
(1999,15,108min)^^^ 



6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 
Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 
(AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 

4.00 Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE 

9/13. Andrew and Zelda seek 
their friends' help to find the 
perfect Christmas gifts. (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

16/24. Bernadette and 
Howard run into trouble at the 
airport. (Series 8) (HD)(AD) 
8.30 14/24. Sheldon is forced 
to work with Barry Kripke. 
(Series 6) (HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM Rush Hour 3 

Action comedy sequel starring 
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker 
(HD) (2007, 12, 91 min) ★★ 



10.50 The Big Bang Theory 

9/23. Leonard’s girlfriend 
matches Sheldon’s standards. 
(Series 2) (HD)(AD) 



11.20 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 11.50 Bodyshockers: Nips, 
Tucks and Tattoos (HD) 12.55am 
Drifters (HD) 2.00 Tripped (HD) 
(AD) 2.45 Gogglebox (HD) 3.40 
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 
(SL)(HD)(AD) 4.25-6.00am 
Revenge (Series 4) (HD)(AD) 



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6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 The Real A&E (HD) 

9.00 UK Border Force (HD) 

10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

11.00 CSI (Series 13) (HD) 
12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 
(HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: 
Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 

3.00 CSI: Double bill. (Series 5) 
(HD) 4.55 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

5.55 Nothing to Declare 6.25 
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Australia 

(started at 6.25pm) 



8.00 CS\ Alter Boys: 
6/23. The team catches 
a man burying a body 
in the Nevada Desert. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 The Blacklist 
NEW EPISODE 

of the Highway: 8/22. 
Red and Liz are split 
up. (Series 3) (HD) 



10.00 Blindspot 

Slim Grins: 3/22. (HD) 



11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.50am 
Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI 
(HD) 4.20 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 
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6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 
Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

10.00 The West Wing (HD) 

11.00 Cold Case (HD) 
12.00noon Blue Bloods (HD) 

2.00pm Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 
(HD) 4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 

5.00 The West Wing (HD) 

6.00 Cold Case: Who’s Your 
Daddy? 5/23. The case of two 
murdered illegal immigrants 

is reopened. (Series 2) (HD) 




7.00 Cold Case The 

Sleepover: 6/23. Rush 
reopens the case of a 
12-year-old girl found 
dead at a local swimming 
hole. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Blue Bloods 

Unfinished Business: 
13/22. A former US 
Marine displays symptoms 
of post-traumatic 
stress disorder. (HD) 

9.00 Manhattan Queens: 
14/22. Danny goes 
undercover to investigate 
the murder of a drag 
queen from a reality TV 
show. (Series 4) (HD) 

10.00 The Last Panthers 

5/6. Naomi and Milan’s 
past is revealed. (HD) 



11.00 The Wire (HD) 1.35am 
TheKnick 2.35-4.20 Curb 
Your Enthusiasm: Triple bill. 
(Series 3) (HD) 4.20- 
6.00am Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 



CHRISTMAS GOLD 



SKY 


1 VIRGIN 


110 


1 126 



7.00am Bewitched 7.25 
dinnerladies 7.55 The Thin 
Blue Line 8.30 Last of the 
Summer Wine 9.05 Open All 
Hours 9.40 Porridge 10.20 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 
10.55 The Thin Blue Line 
11.35 dinnerladies 12.10pm 
Only Fools and Horses 1.25 
Cheers 1.55 One Foot in 
the Grave 3.20 Last of the 
Summer Wine 3.55 Open All 
Hours 4.35 Porridge 5.20 
Only Fools and Horses 6.30 
The Best of Tommy Cooper 







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7.55 To the Manor... 



7.00 Porridge Christmas 
special from 1975. Fletch 
discovers his fellow 
inmates are planning an 
escape over Christmas. 

7.55 To the Manor Born 
Christmas revival from 

2007. Audrey prepares 
to celebrate her 25th 
wedding anniversary 
but finds the event 
threatened by secrets 
from her husband's past. 

9.10 The Royle Family 
Special: The New Sofa 

Festive special from 

2008. Denise decides to 
cook the Christmas dinner 
and invites Dave's parents 
- much to Jim's dismay 

10.30 Little Britain Abroad 11.10 
Shooting Stars: Christmas 
Special 1996 11.55 French 
and Saunders 12.30am The 
Royle Family Special: The 
New Sofa 1.45 Little Britain 
Abroad 2.25 Shooting Stars: 
Christmas Special 1996 
3.00-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 



DAVE 



SKY 111 
HD111/246 



VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 






7.00am Rocket City Rednecks 
(HD) 7.20 Storage Hunters: 
Double bill. (HD) 8.10 Ice 
Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 
American Pickers (HD) 

10.00 Storage Hunters UK 
(HD) 11.00 Top Gear: 

Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm 
Storage Hunters (HD) 

2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 The Money Pit (HD) 

5.00 Top Gear (HD) 6.00 
Ice Road Truckers (HD) 




7.00 American Pickers 

Mike and Frank are 
presented with a 
once-in-a-lifetime 
opportunity in Texas. (HD) 

8.00 Ql XL Sara Pascoe, 
Jack Whitehall, Adam 
Hills and Alan Davies 
attempt to answer 
questions on the topic 
of liars and lying. (HD) 

9.00 Dynamo: Magician 
Impossible The illusionist 
meets actor Samuel L 
Jackson, athlete Jessica 
Ennis-Hill and entertainer 
Leigh Francis. (HD) 

10.00 Crackanory NEW 
EDITION 5/6. With Morgana 
Robinson and Greg Davies. 
10.40 Would I Lie to You? 
Double bill. 12.00m't Not 
Going Out (HD) 

12.40am Crackanory (HD) 

1.20 Would I Lie to You? 

(HD) 2.00 Storage Hunters 
UK: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 
Only Connect 3.30-4.00am 
Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 



r G11 VIRGIN I 
,BlEI 129 J 



ITV3 



6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 
George and Mildred 6.35 
Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She 
Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the 
Heart Is 9.35-10.55 Judge 
Judy 10.55 A Touch of Frost 
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 
Wycliffe 3.10 Where the 
Heart Is 4.15 On the Buses 
5.20 George and Mildred 
5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, 
She Wrote: The Grand Old 
Lady.- Jessica reminisces 
about an old mystery. (HD) 




Murder, She Wrote 

(started at 6.55pm) 



8.00 Midsomer Murders 

Bantling Boy: Barnaby 
investigates the death of 
a racehorse trainer and 
suspects a family's 
troubled history holds 
the key to the mystery 
- until a second killing 
makes him think again. 



10.00 Law & Order: UK 

Customs: SIS. The body 
of an elderly woman is 
found. (Series 8) (HD) 
11.05 Cold Blood 12.35am 
FILM The Constant Gardener: 
Thriller (HD) (2005, 15, 
129min) ★★★★ 2.50 
JudgeJudy 3.10 ITV3 
Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- 
6.00am Emmerdale (HD) 



+1 hOuH ^93 



VIRGIN 
, ^174 



ITV4 



6.00am Gunsmoke 6.50 The 
Professionals 7.45 Minder 

8.50 Alias Smith and Jones 

9.50 Gunsmoke 10.55 The 
Professionals 12.00noon 
Kojak(HD) 1.00pm Minder 
2.05 Pawn Stars (HD) 

2.35 Alias Smith and Jones 
3.40 The Professionals 4.45 
FILM The Secret War of Harry 
Frigg: Comedy starring Paul 
Newman as an accident- 
prone World War Two soldier 
(HD) (1967 U, lOSmin) ★★ 



9.00 Red Sonja 



7.00 Pawn Stars The 

brokers come across 
top-secret maps. (HD) 

7.30 A collection of 
rare Muhammad Ali 
memorabilia. (HD) 

8.00 Storage Wars: Texas 
NEW EDITIONS A buyer 
acquires a historically 
important item. (HD) 

8.30 The buyers 
head to Lewisville. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Red Sonja 

Fantasy adventure with 
Brigitte Nielsen and 
Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
A warrior tries to retrieve 
a stolen talisman. (HD) 
(1985,15, 89min)^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.55 FILM Kull the Conqueror: 
Adventure fantasy starring 
Kevin Sorbo and Tia Carrere. 
(HD) (1996, 12, 95min)^ 
12.50-2.45am FILM Texas 
Killing Fields: Crime thriller 
with Sam Worthington. (HD) 
(2011,15, 104min) ★★★ 



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VIRG 

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6.00am Fat Families 7.00 
Four Weddings Revisited 
8.00-10.00 Chopper 
Squad 10.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 11.00 
Styled to Rock 12.00noon 
Britain & Ireland's Next 
Top Model 1.00pm The 
Biggest Loser: Australia 

2.00 My Kitchen Rules: 
Australia 3.00 Who'd Be a 
Billionaire 4.00 Nothing to 
Declare 5.00 The Steve 
Wilkos Show 6.00 Four 
Weddings Revisited 7.00 
The Steve Wilkos Show 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 Border Security USA 

10.00 Cellblock 6: Female 
Lock Up 11.00 Sexcetera 
1.00am Sin Cities 
Unleashed 1.30 Red Shoe 
Diaries 2.00 Boozed Up 
Brits Abroad 2.30 Most 
Shocking 3.30 Most 
Haunted Extra 4.00 Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 5.00- 
6.00am Psychic Sally... 






VIRG 

207 



6.00am Andromeda 

8.00 Star-Crossed 

9.00 Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 
10.00am-12.00noon 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00noon Monkey Life 

I. 00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 

2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 

3.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.00 Brighton Beach 
Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life 

6.00 Stargate SG-1: 
Double bill. (Series 6) 

8.00 Arrow Legends of 
Yesterday: 8/23. (Series 4) 

9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 

10.00 Prison: First 
and Last 24 Hours 

II. 00 Brit Cops: Rapid 
Response 12.00m't 
Road Wars 1.00am 
Trollied (Series 5) 1.30 
Dog the Bounty Hunter 

2.00- 4.00 Nothing to 
Declare 4.00 Road Wars 

5.00- 6.00am One 
Hundred and Eighty! 



PICK 



6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 
Haunted 8.00 Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 

9.00 Monkey Life 9.30 
Monkey Thieves 10.00 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line 10.30 To 
Catch a Smuggler: JFK 
Airport 11.30 Road Wars 

12.30pm The Jerry 
Springer Show 2.00 
Nothing to Declare 3.00 
Border Security USA 

4.00 Motorway Patrol 

6.00 The Dog Whisperer 

7.00 Monkey Life NEW 
EDITION 7.30 Monkey 
Thieves 8.00 Stargate 
Atlantis 9.00 Night Cops 

10.00 Road Wars 11.00 
Nothing to Declare 
12.00m't Border 
Security: Canada's Front 
Line 1.00am Road Wars 

2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 
Most Shocking 4.00 
Most Haunted 5.00- 
6.00am Motorway Patrol 



WATCH 



SKY 109 

HD 109/245 



6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 
Neighbourhood Blues 
(HD) 8.00 MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 9.00 
Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 
The Bill 11.00 Pointless 

12.00noon MasterChef 
Australia (HD) 1.00pm 
CSI: NY (HD) 3.00 
Pointless 4.00 The Bill 
5.00 CSI: NY: Double 
bill. (Series 2) (HD) 

7.00 MasterChef Australia 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

9.00 Grimm The Rat King: 
5/22. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 FILM Along Came 
a Spider Psychological 
thriller starring Morgan 
Freeman and Monica 
Potter (HD) (2001, 

15, 103min) ★★★ 

12.00m't CSI: NY: 

Double bill. (Series 2) 
(HD) 1.50am Grimm 
(Series 3) (HD) 2.35- 
3.00am Oddities (HD) 



I ^*25 



ALIBI 



7.10am Diagnosis Murder 
8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles: Double bill. (HD) 

I. 00pm Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 
F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & 
Isles (HD) 5.00 Castle: 
Double bill. (HD) 

7.00 Crossing Lines 
The Velvet Glove: 

7/12. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Father Brown 

The Face of Death: 8/10. 
The priest investigates a 
murder at the Kembleford 
charity treasure hunt. (HD) 

9.00 Jonathan Creek 
The Problem at 6a//ows 
Gate - Part Two: 
Jonathan and Maddy try 
to prove their innocence. 

10.10 Crossing Lines (HD) 

II. 10 Castle (HD) 1.15am 
Taggart 3.10-4.00am 
Diagnosis Murder 

VIRG 



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Jmm 



ITVBE 



9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 
9.10 The Only Way Is 
Essex (HD) 10.00 May 
the Best House Win (HD) 

11.00 Peter Andre's 60 
Minute Makeover (HD) 

12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA 1.00 Flipping 
Out NEW EDITION (HD) 

2.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami 
(HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 
The Real Housewives of 
Beverly Hills: Double bill. 
(HD) 6.00 Dinner Date 
(HD) 7.00 The Millionaire 
Matchmaker (HD) 

9.00 The Bachelor USA 
NEW EDITION Sean 
visits the hometowns of 
the final four women. 
10.55 The Bachelor 
USA: Sean Tells All 
NEW EDITION (HD) 
11.50pm-12.45am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

VIRG ES31 
120 JfSl 





VIRGIN WSi 
175 Wfflt 


1 


ITV ENCORE 




1 SKY 123 
|HD 123/269 





6.00am The Encore Hour 
9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 
9.55 The Darling Buds of 
May (HD) 10.55 
Heartbeat 11.50 Peak 
Practice 12.45pm 
Kavanagh QC (HD) 

2.20 Life Begins 3.25 
Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 
Downstairs 5.35 The 
Darling Buds of May (HD) 
6.45 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot: The Adventure of 
the Italian Nobleman. (HD) 
7.55 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot The Chocolate 
Box: The dapper sleuth 
returns to Belgium. (HD) 

9.00 Vera Shadov\/s in 
the Sky: A dock worker 
falls to his death from a 
multi-storey car park. (HD) 

11.00 Whitechapel (HD) 
12.05am Titanic (HD) 
2.05 Cold Feet 3.05 Life 
Begins 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 






96 TV&Satellite Week 



★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 
































COMEDY CENTRAL 



SKY 112 

HD 112/205 



VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 



8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 
(HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 

10.00 Impractical Jokers 
(HD) 11.00 Malcolm in 
the Middle (Series 2) (HD) 
12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes. 
(Series 3) (HD) 2.00pm 
ImpracticalJokers (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 
back episodes of the sitcom, 
including at: 6.30 10/25. 
Rachel hands in her notice at 
Central Perk. (Series 3) (HD) 




7.00 Impractical Jokers 

The guys complete tasks 
on an escalator. (HD) 
7.30 Up Sync Battle 
John Legend takes 
on Common. (HD) 

8.00 Bob's Burgers 16/23. 
Louise tries to take down 
her science teacher. (HD) 
8.30 17/23. Tina starts 
dating a ballet dancer. 
(Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 Impractical Jokers 

The guys work as 
stadium security. (HD) 

9.30 The pranksters 
cause mischief at a 
grocery store. (HD) 

10.00 South Park (HD) 

10.30 Drunk History (HD) 
11.00 The Daily Show NEW 
EDITION Satirical talk show 
hosted by Trevor Noah. (HD) 

11.30 Live at the Apollo (HD) 
12.30am Russell Howard's 

Stand Up Central (HD) 1.00 
Drunk History (HD) 1.30 South 
Park (HD) 2.00 Impractical 
Jokers (HD) 3.00-5.00am 
Two and a Half Men (HD) 



CBS ACTION 



9.00am JAG 10.00 
MacGyver 11.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine 

12.00noon Star Trek 
1.00pm CSI 2.00 NCIS 

4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 
JAG 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 NCIS Under Covers.- 
8/24. Tony and Ziva 
assume the identities of 
two assassins in a bid to 
find their target. (Series 3) 

8.00 Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine Equilibrium: 
4/26. Dax develops a 
musical talent. (Series 3) 

9.00 Ultimate Force 
The Changing of the 
Guard - Part One: 1 16. 
Red Troop deals with a 
kidnapping in a former 
Soviet state. (Series 4) 

10.05 Bad Girls Cat 8 
Mouse: 15/16. (Series 3) 

11.10 NCIS 12.05am CSI 

1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 
Hack 3.05 CSI 3.50 
NCIS 4.35-6.00am 
Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) 



SYFY 



SKY 114 

HD 114/201 



VIRGIN 135 
HD 165 



6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 

7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 

12.00noon Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (HD) 1.00pm 
Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 
FILM Independence Daysaster 
(HD) (2013, PG,120min)^ 

4.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal 
Files (HD) 5.00 Buffy the 
Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star 
Trek: Deep Space Nine: 

The Muse: 21/26. (Series 4) 




7.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Night Terrors: 
17/26. The crew is 
plagued by hallucinations. 
(Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 The Librarians And 

The Infernal Contract: 
6/10. Baird helps an old 
friend who has become 
embroiled in a Satanic 
scandal. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 FILM PREMIERE 
The Hollow Horror with 
Stephanie Hunt. Three 
sisters visit their aunt on 
a remote island, unaware 
an old curse is about to 
unleash a ravenous 
creature from the 
surrounding woods. (HD) 
(2015,15,120min)^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.00 FILM Toxin (HD) (2015, 
15, 77min) ★ 12.50am 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
1.50 FILM Tasmanian Devils 
(HD) (2013, 15) ★★ 4.00- 
6.00am FILM 500 MPH 
Storm (H D) (2013, PG) ★★ 



11 December 









M0RE4 



8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 
Building the Dream (HD) 

11.05 Hugh's 3 Good Things 
(HD) 11.25 FILM Thunder 
Bay: Action adventure. (HD) 
(1953, U, 102min) ★★★ 
1.25pm Time Team: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.35 The Great 
Wall of China: The Hidden 
Story - Secret History (HD) 
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place 
in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 

6.50 Building the Dream (HD) 




7.55 Grand Designs 

A couple try to convert 
a Grade ll-listed 16th- 
century farmhouse in 
Gloucestershire into a 
luxurious modern home. 

9.00 FILM Unknown 

Conspiracy thriller starring 
Liam Neeson and Diane 
Kruger. An amnesiac 
scientist discovers that 
another man has stolen 
his identity. (HD) (2011, 
12, 113min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.15 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
12.20am Ramsay's Hotel Hell 
(HD) 1.15 Grand Designs 

2.20 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 

3.30-3.45am Hugh's 3 
Good Things: Best Bites (HD) 



UNIVERSAL 1 


1 


FOX 


Hi 


VIRGIN 

137 


1 




VIRGIN 157 
HD 199 



6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 
(HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) 

11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 
12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. 
(HD) 2.00pm Law & Order 
(HD) 3.00 Major Crimes: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.00 
Sea Patrol (Series 4) (HD) 

6.00 CSI: Miami: Wannabe: 
18/24. Calleigh looks into the 
murder of a woman whose 
body has been discovered in 
a plastic bag. ( Series 2) 




(HD) 



7.00-11.00 NCIS Chained: 
10/23. DiNozzo recovers 
stolen Iraqi art, and goes 
undercover to help a 
detainee of a military 
prison to escape. (HD) 

8.00 Black Water: 

11/23. The team lets 
a private investigator 
come on board in an 
attempt to find a missing 
person. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 In the Zone: 15/19. 
Nikki Jardine volunteers 
to help Tony investigate 
the murder of a Marine 



- but he is suspicious 
of her motives. (HD) 



I 



8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 

9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: 
Double bill. (Series 7) (HD) 

12.00noon The Mentalist (HD) 
2.00pm Burn Notice (HD) 

3.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 The Mentalist: Blood In, 
Blood Out: ^4|23. An old 
friend of Cho's is murdered. 
(HD) 6.00 Red Herring: 

15/23. A chef is killed during 
a competition. (Series 2) (HD) 







7.00-10.00 NCIS The 

Namesake: 5/24. The 
team suspects a case 
of mistaken identity 
when a petty officer 
is gunned down. (HD) 

5.00 Shell Shock - 
Part One: 6/24. A navy 
lieutenant dies after a 
fight, but the sole witness 
has post-traumatic 
stress disorder. (HD) 

9.00 Shell Shock - 
Part Two: 7/24. Abby 
creates a 3D computer 
model of the attack that 
injured Joe Westcott. 
(Series 10) (HD) 

10.00 American Horror 
Story: Hotel The Ten 

Commandments 
Killer: 8/13. (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 

12.00m’t-1.30am American 
Dad! 1.30am Rick and Morty 

2.30 The Walking Dead 
3.45 Mr Pickles 4.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 



CBS DRAMA 


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197 







8.00am Knots Landing 

10.00 Matlock 11.00 
The District 12.00noon 
Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 

2.00 The High Chaparral 

3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 The District 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 Knots Landing 
Power Play: 11/22. Gary 
takes a risk. (Series 3) 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of real-life cases. 

9.00 A Gifted Man In Case 
of Letting Go: 15/16. 
Michael tries to save his 
high-school sweetheart. 

10.00 Sex and the City 
16/18. Carrie dates a 
recovering alcoholic. 

10.30 17/18. Samantha's 
former assistant throws 

a party. (Series 2) 

11.10 Sex and the City 
11.45 Jerry Springer 
12.35am Sex and the City 
2.20 Jerry Springer 3.15 
Matlock 4.00-5.00am 
The High Chaparral 



4SEVEN 



9.00am Undercover Boss 
USA (HD) 10.00 Come 
Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 
Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 
The Secret Life of 6 Year 
Olds (HD) 12.00noon 
Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 

I. 00pm Location, 
Location, Location (HD) 

2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 

2.30 Jamie's Comfort 
Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 

5.00 Location, Location, 
Location (HD) 6.00 
Couples Come Dine 
with Me (HD) 7.00 
Food Unwrapped (HD) 

7.30 World's Weirdest 
Homes (HD) 9.00 
24 Hours in A&E (HD) 

10.00 Tattoo Fixers (HD) 

II. 05 Gogglebox (HD) 
12.05am TFI Friday (HD) 

1.05 That's So Last 
Century (HD) 2.05 Alan 
Carr: Chatty Man (HD) 

3.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 



9.00am Access 9.10 
Colombo: Double Shock 
10.50 Access 11.05 
Diagnosis Murder 
12.00noon Access 
12.10pm NCIS 2.10 FILM 
Deadly Suspicion: Thriller 
(2008, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

5.00 CSI: NY 6.55 
Access: Showbiz gossip. 

7.00 NCIS Outlaws and 
In-Laws: 6/24. Gibbs's 
mentor Mike Franks is 
linked to a double murder 

8.00 Endgame: 7/24. 

An assassin threatens 
Vance's family. (Series 7) 

9.00 Law & Order: 
Criminal Intent 
15&16/16. Double bill 
of the drama. (Series 9) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit 11.55 CSI: 
Miami 12.55am CSI: 
Cyber 1.55 CSI: Miami 
3.45-4.00am Access 





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9.00am Neighbours 9.30 
My Wife and Kids 10.00 
Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 
My Wife and Kids 
1.00pm Cowboy Builders 

3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My 
Wife and Kid 5.00 Top 
20 Funniest 5.55 Access 

6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) 

6.30 Neighbours 

7.00 Dogs Make You 
Laugh Out Loud 

8.00 Crackers 
About Christmas 

9.00 FILM Red Dawn 
Teen action drama 
starring Chris Hemsworth. 
(2012,12, 91 min) ★★ 

10.55 FILM Pacific 
Heights Thriller (1990, 
15, 104min) ★★★ 

1.00am Top 20: Dumbass 
Daredevils 1.55 Scrubs 

2.50 NEW SERIES 
Ridiculousness 3.15- 
4.00am Ridiculousness 
NEW EDITIONS 



SKY ARTS 




VIRGIN 122 
HD 206 





6.00am Andre Rieu: Welcome 
to My World (HD) 7.00 An 
Evening with II Divo (HD) 9.00 
Exhibition on Screen (h6) 

10.50 Arts Scholarships 2014 
-James Lomax (HD) 11.00 
Landscape Artist of the Year 
(HD) 12.00noon-2.00pm 
Tales of the Unexpected 
2.00pm Carmen (HD) 4.30 
II Divo: A Musical Affair - Live 
in Japan (HD) 5.50 Bach: 

The Complete Organ Works 

6.00 Darbar Festival 2015 
NEW EDITION 5/6 (HD) 



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7.00 Mighty Uke 

Film-maker Tony 
Coleman travels around 
the world to explore 
the rise in popularity 
of the ukulele. (HD) 

8.00 Landscape Artist of 
the Year Frank Skinner 
and Joan Bakewell return 
to Waddesdon Manor in 
Buckinghamshire. (HD) 

9.00 Discovering: Grace 
Kelly A look at the life 
and career of the actress, 
who starred in High Noon 
and Rear Window. (HD) 



10.00 Hard NEW 
EPISODE 9/12. Sophie 
has some surprise visitors. 
Subtitled. (Series 3) (HD) 

10.30 Hard NEW EPISODE 

10/12. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 
Queen Rock Montreal (HD) 
1.00am Classic Albums 2.00 
Queen - Live in Milton Keynes 
3.00 Hard (HD) 4.00- 
6.00am 49th Annual Country 
Music Association Awards (HD) 



6.00am The Waltons 

7.00 Little House on the 
Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 

10.00 Happy Days 11.00 
FILM Moonlight and 
Mistletoe: Family drama. 
(2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 

I. 00pm FILM A Christmas 
Visitor: Melodrama. 
(2002, PG,100min) ★★ 

3.00 FILM Annie Claus is 
Coming to Town: Drama. 
(2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 

5.00 Happy Days 6.00 
Touched by an Angel 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 The Avengers Castle 
De’ath: 5/26. (Series 4) 

9.00 FILM Undercover 
Christmas Romantic 
comedy with Jami Gertz. 
(2003,12,120min) ★★ 

II. 00 FILM The Fallen Idol: 
Suspense drama. ( 1948, 
b/w, PG, 91 min) ★★★ 
1.00-3.00am FILM 

A Walton's Easter: Spin-off 
from the television series. 
(1996, U, 86min) ★★ 



PM 



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PM 



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PM 



DRAMA 



7.10am The Bill 8.00 
Monarch of the Glen 

9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 
Creatures Great and Small 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 
Goodnight Sweetheart 
1.40 To the Manor Born 

2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Monarch of the 
Glen 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 All Creatures Great 
and Small 6.00 To the 
Manor Born 6.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 

7.20 Goodnight 
Sweetheart Gary 
encounters a criminal. 

8.00 Sherlock Holmes - 
The Case of the Silk 
Stocking Mystery drama 
starring Rupert Everett. 

10.00 New Tricks 
Powerhouse: The team 
reinvestigates the 1950s 
murder of a wages clerk. 

11.20 Birds of a Feather 
12.00m'tThe Bill 
1.00am Dalziel & Pascoe 
2.55-4.00am Lovejoy 



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6.00am How It's Made: Double 
bill. (HD) 7.00 Bear Grylls; 
Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 
Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 
Fast N' Loud: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 Wheeler Dealers: 

Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm 
Men, Women, Wild (HD) 2.00 
Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 

3.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 

4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 
Auction Hunters (HD) 6.00 
Fast N' Loud: A 1962 Corvette 
left in a decrepit garage. (HD) 




PM 



10 

PM 



9.00 Storage Wars... 



7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike wants to splash 
the cash on a custom 
bus, but Edd favours 
a more conservative 
campervan. (HD) 

8.00 How It's Made 

Rubber gloves and 
aircraft cabinets. (HD) 

8.30 Powder horns, 
hand-crafted moulds 
and inner tubes. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars 
Canada NEW EDITIONS 

Attending an auction in 
Junction, Toronto. (HD) 

9.30 Roy teaches a 
parrot trash-talk. (HD) 

10.00 Storage Wars Canada 
NEW EDITIONS Double bill 
(HD) 11.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 
12.00m't Nazi Death Ray 
(HD) 1.00am How It's Made: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 

2.00 Storage Wars Canada: 
Double bill of the series. 

(HD) 3.00 Deadliest Catch 
(HD) 3.50 Nazi Death Ray 
(HD) 4.40-6.00am How 
It's Made: Triple bill. (HD) 

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Documentaries 



ANIMAL PLANET 



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6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 
(HD) 7.00 Wildlife at the 
Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 
The Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 
9.00-11.00 Bondi Vet: Triple 
bill. (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops 
Philadelphia (HD) 1.00pm 
Bondi Vet (HD) 2.00 
Animal Cops Houston (HD) 
4.00 My Cat from Hell (HD) 
5.00 Animal Cops Houston: 

A pony is in great need of 
care. (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 




8.00 Finding Bigfoot 



7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 

A power struggle erupts 
in Gold Run between SJ 
and John over mining 
locations. (HD) 

8.00 Finding Bigfoot 

The enthusiasts report to 
the Mount Washington 
resort, where Bigfoot 
sightings have been 
unnerving guests. (HD) 

9.00 Treehouse Masters 

The team designs 
more private treetop 
escapes for those with 
a passion to reconnect 
with nature. (HD) 

10.00 Alaska Monsters: A 
Bigfoot-like creature. (HD) 
11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. 
(HD) 12.00m't Animal 
Cops Philadelphia (HD) 

1.00am Finding Bigfoot: 

Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Wild 
Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on the 
Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal 
ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer 
Has lt(HD)5.30-6.00am 
Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 



NATGEOGRAPHIC 



SKY 526 
HD 526/543 



VIRGIN 266 
HD 268 



8.00am Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 

9.00 Airport Security: 
Colombia (HD) 10.00 Air 
Crash Investigation (HD) 

11.00 Time Scanners 
12.00noon Nazi Underworld 
(HD) 1.00pm Drain the 
Bermuda Triangle (HD) 

2.00 Car SOS (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Crossing the Ice 
(HD) 5.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Science of the Future 6.00 
Ice Road Rescue (HD) 




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7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation A plane 
that had its fuselage 
ripped away in mid-flight 
in April 1988. (HD) 

8.00 Terror in the Skies 

How the reliance on 
increasingly complex 
technology in planes could 
cause pilots to make 
new kinds of errors. (HD) 

9.00 Ultimate Airport 
Dubai A plane arrives 
late, giving Gemma just 
one hour to unload its 
cargo - including 20 
tonnes of flowers. (HD) 

10.00 Drugs Inc NEW 
EDITION Exploring the use of 
cocaine on New York's Wall 
Street. (HD) 11.00 Survive 
the Tribe (HD) 12.00m't 
Crossing the Ice (HD) 

1.00am Terror in the Skies: 

As 8.00pm. (HD) 2.00 
Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 
Airport Security: Colombia 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Air Crash Investigation (HD) 



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8.00- 1 0.00am Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

10.00 Shipping Wars: Double 
bill (HD) ll.OOam-l.OOpm 

Storage Wars: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. (HD) 

1.00- 3.00pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

3.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 

4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 

5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill 

of the series. (HD) 6.00 
American Pickers: Frank and 
Danielle visit a hospital. (HD) 



6.05am Wainwright Walks 6.30 
Mysteries at the Museum 7.15 
Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques 
Roadshow 9.00 Coast 

10.00 Weather That Changed 
the World 10.30 Codebreaker 
12.05pm Time Team 

1.00 Code-Breakers: Bletchley 
Park's Lost Heroes 2.00 Who 
Do You Think You Are? 3.00 
Coast 4.00 Britain's Stone Age 
Tsunami: A Time Team Special 
5.00 Weather That Changed 
the World 5.30 Codebreaker 







8.00 Pawn Stars 



7.00 Storage Wars Darrell 
prepares for a showdown 
with rival Dave. (HD) 
7.30Jarrod comes 
under pressure as his 
shop runs empty (HD) 

8.00-10.00 Pawn Stars 
Corey makes a bet 
with Rick. (HD) 

8.30 The guys check 
out a rare baseball card 
and a keyboard. (HD) 

9.00 An unrestored 
BSA bike from World 
War Two. (HD) 

9.30 Examining a letter 
from a World War One 
fighter ace. (HD) 

10.00 Storage Wars: Best of the 
Strategies (HD) 10.30 Storage 
Wars: Best of the Feuds (HD) 

11.00 Storage Wars (HD) 
12.00m't Pawn Stars (HD) 

1.00am Storage Wars: Best of 
the Strategies (HD) 1.30 
Storage Wars: Best of the | 

Feuds (HD) 2.00 Storage ! 

Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Pickers (HD) 

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7.00 Coast The team 
explores Ireland’s west 
coast, journeying 
between Galway 

Bay and Fastnet Rock. 

8.00-10.00 Open All 
Hours Nurse Gladys gives 
Arkwright an incentive 
to buy a new suit. 

8.40 Arkwright decides 
to open a mobile shop in 
a bid to impress Nurse 
Gladys Emmanuel. 

9.20 Arkwright loses his 
trousers on the way to 
the wedding of Nurse 
Gladys's niece. 

10.00 Kim Philby - His 
Most Intimate Betrayal 

Ben Macintyre examines 
the life and career of the 
Soviet double agent. 

11.00 Code-Breakers: 

Bietchiey Park's Lost Heroes 
12.00m't Time Team 
1.00am Kim Phiiby - His 
Most Intimate Betrayal 2.00- 
3.00am Diamond Decades 

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9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 
The Blue Planet 11.00 
Life (HD) 12.00noon 
Life in the Undergrowth 
1.00pm Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities: Double 
bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 

4.00 The Blue Planet 
5.00 Life: The focus turns to 

apes and monkeys. (HD) 

6.00 Life in the Undergrowth: 
David Attenborough tells 

the tale of winged insects. 




7.00 Planet Earth David 
Attenborough focuses on 
animals living in deserts, 
from guanacos in Chile to 
the wild camels eating 
snow in Mongolia. (HD) 

8.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities 

Animals that rely on 
other species. (HD) 

8.30 Examining the 
vampire bat. (HD) 

9.00 Africa The wildlife 
of the Sahara Desert, 
including zebras, camels, 
swallows, silver ants and 
naked mole rats. (HD) 



10.00 The Blue Planet The 
most densely inhabited 
waters on Earth. 11.00 
Life (HD) 12.00m't Life 

in the Undergrowth 
1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 

2.00 David Attenborough's 
Natural Curiosities (HD) 3.00 
Africa (HD) 3.50 The Blue 
Planet 4.40 Life (HD) 
5.30-6.00am World's 
Wildest City: Manaus (HD) 



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6.00am Weapons of 
War 8.00 Tanks 9.00 
Greatest Tank Battles 

10.00 Battlefield 
12.00noon Unsolved 
History 1.00pm Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

2.00 World War Two: 

The Complete History 

3.00 Industrial Revelations: 
The European Story 4.00 
Greatest Tank Battles 

5.00 Ultimate Warfare 

6.00 Hitler's Gold 7.00 
Codes and Conspiracies 

8.00 Vic Reeves' Rogues 
Gallery 9.00 Crimes 
That Shook the World 

10.00 Human Sacrifice 

11.00 Ultimate Warfare 
12.00m't Battlefield 
2.00am World War 
Two: The Complete 
History 3.00 Industrial 
Revelations: The European 
Story 4.00 Tanks 5.00- 

_6.00am Unsolved History 

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6.00am Extreme 
Engineering 8.00 How 
Machines Work 8.30 How 
Do They Do It? 9.00- 

11.00 How It's Made: 

Four editions. 11.00 
How Do They Do It? 
12.00noon How It's Made 

I. 00pm Extreme 
Engineering 3.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 How 
Do They Do It? Double 
bill. 6.00 How It's Made 

7.00 Food Factory 8.00 
Mythbusters 10.00 
Incredible Engineering 
Blunders: Fixed 

II. 00 Food Factory 
12.00m't Finding 
Bigfoot 1.00am Ghost 
Asylum 2.00 Incredible 
Engineering Blunders: 
Fixed 3.00 Mythbusters 
3.50 How Do They Do 
It? 4.40 How Stuff's 
Made 5.30-6.00am 
Invention Nation 

VIRG 
260 



NAT GEO WILD 



SKY 528 
HD 528/544 



VIRGIN 264 
HD 265 



8.00am Wild Cuba: Hidden 
Secrets (HD) 9.00am- 
12.00noon Outback 
Wrangler: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. (HD) 
12.00noon-3.00pm 
Caught in the Act (HD) 
3.00-6.00pm Outback 
Wrangler (HD) 6.00 
David Attenborough's 
Rise of Animals (HD) 

7.00 David 

Attenborough's Rise of 
Animals (HD) 8.00 Wild 
Vietnam (HD) 9.00 Wild 
Bhutan: The Last 
Shangri-La (HD) 

10.00 Caught in the Act: 
(HD) 11.00 When 
Wolves Attack (HD) 
12.00m't Wild Vietnam 
(HD) 1.00am Wild 
California: Big Sur (HD) 

2.00 Wild Bhutan: The 
Last Shangri-La (HD) 

3.00 Palau: Pacific 
Paradise (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Wild China: 
Golden Monkeys (HD) 



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6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 
How It's Made: Dream 
Cars 8.00 Fast N' Loud 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars 11.00 Cuban 
Chrome 12.00noon 
What's My Car Worth? 

1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 

2.00 Cuban Chrome 

3.00 Fast N' Loud 4.00 
Fast N' Loud 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 

8.00 Cuban Chrome 
NEW EDITION 9.00 
What's in the Barn? 

10.00 Wheeler Dealers 

11.00 How It's Made: 
Dream Cars 12.00m't 
Cuban Chrome 1.00am 
Chasing Classic Cars 

2.00 What's My Car 
Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin' 
3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 
4.40 What's My Car 
Worth? 5.30-6.00am 
Wheeler Dealers 




6.00am Finding Your Roots 
6.55 The Forgotten 
Plague 7.50 Queen 
Victoria's Empire 9.00 
Finding Your Roots 10.10 
Air Warriors 11.20 The 
Statue of Liberty 12.35pm 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 1.50 
Queen Victoria's Empire 
2.55 Air Warriors 4.05 The 
Statue of Liberty 5.20 
Britain's Lost Routes with 
Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 
Queen Victoria's Empire 
7.50 Destination Burma 
9.00 Lockerbie: My 
Brother's Bomber 
SERIES FINALE 10.15 
Brooklyn Bridge 
11.30 Destination Burma 
12.50am Lockerbie: My 
Brother's Bomber 2.00 
Brooklyn Bridge 3.05 
Finding Your Roots 
4.05 The Forgotten 
Plague 5.00 Queen 
Victoria's Empire 5.35- 
6.00am Hell on Hooves 



SKY 553 
HD 553/555 



7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 
8.00am-12.00noon Evil 
Up Close: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 12.00noon 
Unusual Suspects (HD) 

1.00pm Motives & Murders 
(HD) 2.00 On the Case 
with Paula Zahn (HD) 

3.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 4.00 Crime Stories 
(HD) 5.00 Gangs of 
Britain with Gary & Martin 
Kemp (HD) 6.00 I 
Survived (HD) 7.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 

8.00 Crimes That Shook 
Britain 9.00 Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 10.00 
Gangsters: America's 
Most Evil (HD) 11.00 
Deadly Wives (HD) 
12.00m't I Survived (HD) 
1.00am Gangsters: 
America's Most Evil (HD) 

2.00 Deadly Wives (HD) 
3.00-4.00am Unusual 
Suspects (HD) 



8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO 
Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens 

10.00 How Sex Changed 
the World 11.00 Soviet 
Storm: WWII in the East 
12.00noon Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 
Cities of the Underworld 

2.00 Ultimate Guide: 
Presidents 3.00 Hangar 1: 
The UFO Files 4.00 
Ancient Aliens 5.00 
Soviet Storm: WWII in the 
East 6.00 Cities of the 
Underworld 7.00 Ultimate 
Guide: Presidents 8.00 
Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Ancient Aliens: The 
Ultimate Evidence 

10.00 Ancient Aliens 

11.00 Conspiracy Files: 
Unsealed 12.00m't 
Ancient Aliens 1.00am 
Hangar 1: The UFO 

Files 2.00 Ancient Aliens: 
The Ultimate Evidence 

3.00 Conspiracy 
Files: Unsealed 4.00- 
5.00am How Sex 
Changed the World 



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Lifestyle 



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6.00am Sextuplets & The City; 
Double bill. 7.00 Deliver Me; 
Home Edition 7.30 Baby ER 

8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 
MasterChef Australia 

10.00 Lottery Changed My Life 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer; Double bill. 

1.00pm MasterChef Australia 

2.00 Country House Rescue 

3.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer; Double bill of the 
series. 5.00 Hospital Sydney; 
Double bill of the series. 




7.00 MasterChef 
Australia A potato 
gnocchi challenge. 

7.30 Extreme Couponing 

A woman tries to make 
$50 using coupons. 

8.00 Lottery Changed 
My Life The story of 

a Seattle millionaire 
who still has four jobs. 



9.00 Beauty & the Beast: 
Ugly Face of Prejudice 

A young mother with a 
facial disfigurement and 
a glamour model discuss 
their views on beauty. 

10.00 Untold Stories of the ER; 
A two-year-old boy is bitten 
by a rattlesnake. 11.00 
Hoarding; Buried Alive; 

Double bill of the series. 

1.00am Dr G; Medical 
Examiner; A woman is found 
dead in her bed. 2.00 Lottery 
Changed My Life 3.00 
Hoarding; Buried Alive 
4.00-6.00am Homes Under 
the Hammer; Double bill. 



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6.00am Thinking Tackle; 
Double bill. 8.00 Total 
Fishing; Double bill. 9.00 
Property Wars; Double bill. 

10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink; 
Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA 
Ink; Triple bill. 4.00 Property 
Wars; Double bill. 5.00 
Record Breaking Fish; Double 
bill. 6.00 Thinking Tackle 

7.00 Thinking Tackle 
Visiting Swan Valley Lakes. 

8.00 Total Fishing Double bill. 

9.00 River Monsters Angler 
Jeremy Wade explores 
bizarre deaths on a river in 
Papua New Guinea. 

10.00 Inside West Coast 
Customs The team pairs 
up with the country music 
band Rascal Flatts. 

11.00 Inside West Coast 
Customs 12.00m't 
Overhaulin' 1.00am Thinking 
Tackle; Double bill. 3.00 
Property Wars; Double bill. 
3.50 River Monsters 4.40 
Record Breaking Fish 5.30- 
6.00am Model Mania 



HOME 



VIRGIN 
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7.00am You Deserve This 
House 8.00 Bargain Hunt 

9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape 
to the Country 

11.00 The Hairy Bikers' Food 
Tour of Britain 12.00noon 
River Cottage; Summer's 
Here 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 

2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 

4.00 Escape to the Country 

5.00 Fantasy Homes by the 
Sea 6.00 The Hairy Bikers' 
Food Tour of Britain; The duo 
visit Tarbet in Argyll and Bute. 




7.00 River Cottage: 
Summer’s Here Hugh 
Fearnley-Whittingstall 
introduces a 'leftovers 
night' at the canteen. 

8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 

teams are challenged to 
scour an antiques fair 
and pick up bargains to 
sell for profit at auction. 

9.00 DIY SOS Creating 
a living and dining 
area in Grays, Essex. 
9.30 The team 
renovates a kitchen 

in a Manchester home. 

10.00 Fantasy Homes 
by the Sea A couple 
search for a home 

in Looe, Cornwall. 



11.00 DIY SOS; Double bill. 
12.00m't Bargain Hunt 
1.00am Flog It! 2.00 If It's 
Broke, Fix It 3.00-4.00am 
Four in a Bed; Double bill. 





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6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 
- Back to Basics; Back-to-back 
editions. 8.00 Anna Olson; 

Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 

10.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 10.30 Cooking 
Christmas with Matt and Lisa 

11.00 Ben Tish's Spanish 
Country Christmas 11.30 John 
and Edd's Christmas Bakes 

12.00noon 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 Denise Van Outen's 
Christmas 3.30 Cooking 
Christmas with Matt and Lisa 

4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 

6.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa - Back 
to Basics 8.00 Man Finds Food 

9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 
Mystery Diners 12.00m't 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 
1.00am Man v Food 2.00- 
3.00am Mystery Diners 



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6.00am Highlights 1.00pm 
Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 
(HD) 2.00 Rachel Allen's 
Christmas Cake Diaries 
(HD) 2.30 Rachel Allen; 

All Things Sweet (HD) 

3.00 The Hairy Bikers; Mums 
Know Best at Christmas 4.00 
The Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass (HD) 

5.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 6.00 Rachel 
Allen's Christmas Cake Diaries 
(HD) 6.30 Rachel Allen; 

All Things Sweet (HD) 




6.30 Rachel Allen: All... 



7.00 The Great British 
Bake Off Christmas 
Masterclass Festive 
treats, including stollen, 
mincemeat streusel and 
a gingerbread house. 

8.00 The Hairy Bikers: 
Mums Know Best at 
Christmas Favourite 
family recipes for the 
festive period. (HD) 

9.00 Jamie’s Best Ever 
Christmas Jamie prepares 
a selection of his favourite 
festive food, including his 
grandmother's recipe for 
Boxing Day brunch. (HD) 

10.00 Rachel Allen's Christmas 
Cake Diaries (HD) 10.30 
Rachel Allen; All Things 
Sweet (HD) 11.00 The 
Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass 

12.00m't The Hairy Bikers; 
Mums Know Best at 
Christmas (HD) 1.00am My 
Kitchen; Double bill. 2.00 
Home Shopping 5.00- 
6.00am My Kitchen (HD) 



6.00am One Born Every Minute 

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.00 Escape to the Country 

10.00 Haunted Collector 

11.00 Selling Houses 
Australia 12.00noon Ghost 
Adventures 1.00pm DIY SOS 

2.00 Escape to the Country 

3.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 4.00 Born to Kill 

5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 
Selling Houses Australia 
SERIES FINALE 7.00 Escape 
to the Country 8.00 A Place 
in the Sun; Home or Away 

9.00 Traffic Cops; The officers 
tackle car insurance fraud. 

10.00 A woman is arrested 
for unleashing her dogs. 

11.00 Born to Kill 12.00m't 
Crime Stories 1.00am 
Paranormal Witness 2.00 
Home Shopping 4.00 
Real Rescues 4.45 

One Born Every Minute - 
What Happened Next? 
5.35-6.00am Helicopter 
Heroes Down Under 



Friday 



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SKY HD 192/276 

7.00pm FILM Dan in Real Life; 
Romantic comedy starring 
Steve Carell and Juliette 
Binoche. A widowed advice 
columnist loses his head 
when he falls in love with 
his brother's new girlfriend. 
With Dane Cook. (2007, 

PG, 94min) ★★★★ 

9.00 Breaking Bad; Grilled: 
2/13. Tuco kidnaps Walt and 
Jesse. (Series 2) 10.00 
Rectify; The Great Destroyer: 
8/23. Jon Stern reveals some 
news, triggering a heated 
family debate. (Series 2) 

11.00 Fear the Walking 
Dead; Double bill. 1.00am 
Breaking Bad 2.00 Rectify 

3.00 Hollywood's Best Film 
Directors 3.30-5.30am 
The Shield; Double bill. 



CBSREAUTY 



SKY 146,^1 147, VIRG 148, +1201 
F'VIEW66, F'SAT 135, +1136 
9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 
Heir Hunters 11.00 Real 
Rescues 12.00noon Raising 
Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm 
Judge Judy; Back-to-back 
editions. 3.00 Heir Hunters 

4.00 Real Rescues 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy; 

Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Cops; Reloaded 

8.00 Unsolved Mysteries; 
Unexplained events. 9.00 
24 Hours to Kill 10.00 Jail 

11.00 Cheaters 12.00m't 
Dog and Beth; On the 
Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours 
to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 
World's Wildest Police 
Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Cheaters 



CHALLENGE 



SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1180 
rVIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +H46 
6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 
Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 

10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 
Strike It Lucky 11.30 
Bullseye 12.00noon Classic 
Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire? Quiz show. 

I. 00pm Pointless 3.00 Fifteen 
to One 4.00 American Ninja 
Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 

6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 
Pointless 9.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

II. 00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
Family Fortunes 12.30am 
Wheel of Fortune 1.00 
Pointless 3.00 American 
Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort 
Boyard 5.00-6.00am 
Fifteen to One; Double bill. 



COMEDY CENTRAL^ 



SKY 128, +1159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 
Rules of Engagement 11.00 
Friends 12.00noon Two and a 
Half Men 1.00pm Impractical 
Jokers 2.00 Rules of 
Engagement 3.00 The Middle 

4.00 Two and a Half Men 
5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 

The Middle 7.00 Malcolm In 
the Middle 8.00 Rules of 
Engagement 9.00 World's 
Craziest Fools 9.30 South 
Park 10.00 Kevin Bridges 
Live 11.00 Impractical Jokers 
12.00m't World's Craziest 
Fools 12.30am Archer 1.00 
Alan Carr Live; Spexy Beast 

2.00 Sean Lock Live 3.05 
The Daily Show 3.30 Dirty 
Sexy Funny; Olivia Lee 3.55 
South Park 4.20-6.00am 
The King of Queens 



SKY167,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 
6.00am Cash Cab; After Dark 

7.00 American Chopper 

8.00 Inside West Coast 
Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls; 
Born Survivor 10.00 Food 
Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 

12.00noon River Monsters 
1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 
Treehouse Masters 3.00 
Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 
6.00-8.00 Operation Repo; 
Back-to-back editions. 

8.00 Survive That! 9.00 Amish 
Mafia 10.00 Bear Grylls; 

Born Survivor 11.00 
American Guns 1.00am 
River Monsters 2.00 Inside 
West Coast Customs 3.00 
Cash Cab; After Dark 3.50 
The Garage 4.40 American 
Chopper 5.30-6.00am 
Mystery Hunters 



SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Kourtney and Kim 
Take Miami 8.00 News 9.00 
Jerseylidous 10.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 

11.00 Christina Milian Turned 
Up 12.00noon News 
1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 

2.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 3.00 Total 
Divas 4.00 News 5.00 
Kourtney and Kim Take 
Miami 7.00 News 8.00 
Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 10.00 Keeping 
Up; Kardashians on Vacation 
10.30 The Soup 11.00 
News 12.00m't The Royals 
1.00am Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 
2.30 News 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story 



QUEST 



SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am Will & Grace 8.00am- 
12.00noon Ghost Hunters 
12.00noon FILM Christmas in 
the Clouds; Comedy. (2001, 
PG, 95min) ★★★ 2.00pm 
FILM K9 Christmas; Family 
adventure. (2013, U) ★★ 

3.50 Sony Movie News Extra 
4.00 Ghost Hunters 6.00 
10 Years Younger; The 
Challenge 7.00 Ghost 
Hunters International 9.00 
FILM Swinging with the 
Finkels; Romantic comedy. 
(2010,15, 84min)^ 

10.45 Younger 11.15 Hot in 
Cleveland 11.45 Will & Grace 
12.45am Community 1.15 
Ghost Hunters International 
2.15 Will & Grace 3.40 Sony 
Movie News Extra 3.50- 
4.00am Behind the Screens 



SPIKE 



UFETIME 



SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, 
VIRGIN 208, HD 209 

7.00am Highlights 11.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon 
Property Brothers (HD) 
1.00pm Flipping Vegas 
(HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 

3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Little Women; LA (HD) 

6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

7.00 JudgeJudy (HD) 9.00 
Ghost Inside My Child 
SERIES FINALE (HD) 10.00 
My Haunted House (HD) 

11.00 Celebrity Ghost Stories 
UK (HD) 12.00m't 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

1.00am Ghost Inside My 
Child (HD) 2.00 My Haunted 
House (HD) 3.00 Little 
Women; LA (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Dance Moms (HD) 



SKY160,F'VIEW31, F'SATMl 

9.00am Access 9.05 Bar 
Rescue 10.00 Eddie Stobart; 
Trucks and Trailers 11.00 
Police Interceptors 12.00noon 
Robson's Extreme Fishing 
Challenge 1.00pm Cops 

2.00 Conspiracy; The Lord Lucan 
Dossier 3.00 Police 
Interceptors 4.00 Bar Rescue 

5.00 Eddie Stobart; Trucks 
and Trailers 6.00 Robson's 
Extreme Fishing Challenge 

7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 
Caught on Camera 9.00 
Conspiracy; The Hollywood 
Files 10.00 World's Craziest 
Weddings 11.00 FILM The 
Midnight Meat Train; Horror. 
(2008, 18) ★★★ 1.00am 
Bar Rescue 1.55 Olympus 
2.55-3.00am Access 



SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, 
VIR167,HD168,+i VIR169 

6.00am Highlights 10.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress; Atlanta (HD) 

11.00 Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 12.00noon Toddlers 
& Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm 
Extreme Couponing (HD) 

2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 
Something Borrowed, 
Something New (HD) 

4.00 Say Yes to the Dress; 
Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress 6.00 Say Yes 
to the Dress; Atlanta (HD) 

7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

8.00 Say Yes to the Dress; 
The Big Day NEW EDITION 
(HD) 9.00 Cake Boss; Family 
Feast (HD) 10.00 Cake Boss 
(HD) 11.00 Dr G; Medical 
Examiner (HD) 12.00m't- 
6.00am Highlights 



SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 
F'VIEW37,+i 38 
6.00am Highlights 8.30 How 
It's Made 9.00 Put Your 
Money Where Your Mouth Is 

10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 
Desert Car Kings 12.00noon 
Extreme Engineering 

1.00pm How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 
Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your 
Money Where Your Mouth Is 

5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Bear Grylls; Born Survivor 

7.00 Salvage Hunters 

8.00 Battle Castle with Dan 

Snow 9.00 The Making of 
the Mob NEW EDITION 

10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 
How Do They Do It? 11.30 
How It's Made 12.00m't 
Forensic Detectives 2.00- 
6.00am Highlights 



TRUTV 



SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 

6.00- 11.00am Crime Stories; 
Back-to-back editions. 

11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 
Detectives; Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-7.00pm 

Crime Stories; Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00- 9.00 Tattoo Nightmares 
9.00 Ink Master NEW 
EDITION Tattoo artists from 
across America compete in a 
series of challenges. 10.00 
Tattoo Rescue NEW 
EDITION Expert advice for 
failing tattoo shops. 

11.00 Tattoo Nightmares; 
Double bill. 12.00m’t- 
3.15am Crime Stories; Triple 
bill. 3.15-6.00am Psychic 
Detectives; Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 



TV&Satellite Week 99 



Friday 


























Friday 






SKY PREMIERE I SKY DISNEY 



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SKY 301 
HD 301/314 



VIRGIN 401 
HD 431 



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SKY 306 

HD 306/333 



VIRGIN405 
HD 435 



6.00am Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 
7.45 The Top Ten Show 2015 8.00 
Extraterrestrial 9.45 PREMIERE Kill 
the Messenger 11.45 PREMIERE The 
SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of 
Water 1.30pm The Good Dinosaur: 
Sky Special 2.00 Ghosthunters on 
Icy Trails 3.45 PREMIERE Focus 
5.45 Transformers: Age of Extinction 
Special 6.15 PREMIERE The 
SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of 
Water See review, page 21 



6.00am Mickey's Twice Upon a 
Christmas 7.15 Lilo & Stitch 2: 
Stitch Has a Glitch 8.35 Alice in 
Wonderland 10.00 The Muppet 
Christmas Carol 11.35 Winnie 
the Pooh 12.45pm The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 1.15 
Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas 
2.30 Million Dollar Arm 4.40 
Muppets Most Wanted As 11.10pm. 
6.30 Alice in Wonderland Disney 
cartoon version of Lewis Carroll's 
tale. (S) (1951, U, 75min) ★★★★ 



10.00 KiM the Messenger 



8.00 PREMIERE Focus Comedy 
crime drama starring Will Smith 
and Margot Robbie. A veteran 
con-man’s latest heist looks set 
to be scuppered by a femme 
fatale from his past. With BD 
Wong. (S) (2015, 15, lOSmin) 
★★★ See review, page 20 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 PREMIERE Kill the 

Messenger Fact-based drama 
starring Jeremy Renner. (S) 
(2014,15,108min) ★★★ 

See review, page 21 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 
12.00m't PREMIERE Bad Asses on 
the Bayou Action adventure starring 
Danny Trejo. (S) (2015, 15, 85min) 
★★ See review, page 21 
1.30am Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. 

(S) (2014, 15, 98min)^^ 

3.15 Bad Asses on the Bayou 
4.45 The Visit: Sky Movies Special 

5.00 Maleficent Special 
5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special 



+1 hour 




VIRGIN 

402 



8.00 The Muppet Christmas 
Carol The Muppets' version of 
Charles Dickens’s classic tale, 
starring Michael Caine. (S) 
(1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.30 One Magic Christmas 

Festive fantasy starring Mary 
Steenburgen and Harry Dean 
Stanton. A daughter tries to 
cheer her mother up - with 
the aid of her guardian angel. 
(S)(1985, U, 85min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.10 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy 
starring Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey. 
(S)(2014, U, lOSmin) ★★★ 

1.05am The Big Bad Wolf 
1.20 Tron: Legacy Sci-fi thriller 
sequel. (S) (2010, PG, 125min) ★★★ 
3.35-6.00am Herbie Goes to Monte 
Carlo Comedy adventure with Dean 
Jones. (S) (1977, U, 105min) ★★ 



SKY FAMILY 


IM 


VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 


1 



6.00am The Mask of Zorro 8.25 
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 
10.25 The Nativity Story 12.15pm 
The Boxtrolls 2.00 The Chronicles 
of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and 
The Wardrobe As shown at 9.45pm. 

4.20 Charlie and the Chocolate 
Factory Tim Burton's fantasy. (S) 
(2005, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 6.20 
Fairytale: Story of the Seven 
Dwarves Animated adventure. 

(S) (2014, PG, 87min) ★★ 




8.00 The Boxtrolls Stop-motion 
animated fantasy featuring the 
voice of Isaac Hempstead 
Wright. A boy raised by trolls 
tries to prove the creatures 
are nothing to be afraid of. (S) 
(2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.45 The Chronicles of Narnia: 
The Lion, The Witch and The 
Wardrobe Family fantasy 
adventure starring Tilda 
Swinton, Georgie Henley, 
William Moseley and Skandar 
Keynes. Four siblings discover 
a world inhabited by strange 
beasts that has been cursed to 
eternal winter by an evil witch. 
(S) (2005, PG, 140min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.10am Christmas in Wonderland 

Comedy. (S) (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 

1.50 The Nativity Story Biblical 
drama. (S) (2006, PG, 101 min) ★★ 
3.40-6.00am The Mask of Zorro 

Epic swashbuckling adventure. 
(S)(1998, PG, 137min) ★★★★ 



SXYACnON/ADVENTURE 






6.00am The Patriot 8.50 The 6th 
Day 11.00 Gladiator 1.40pm The 
Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 
2.00 The Matrix As 9.00pm. 

4.20 Chain Reaction Thriller starring 
Keanu Reeves. (S) (1996, 12, 
106min) ★★ 6.20 Gladiator Ridley 
Scott's ancient Roman epic starring 
Russell Crowe. A betrayed Roman 
general becomes a gladiator, intent 
on avenging his murdered family. 
(S)(2000,15,154min) ★★★★ 




Gladiator 

(film started at 6.20pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG « 



9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Keanu Reeves, 
Laurence Fishburne and 
Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer 
hacker learns that he is 
destined to save humanity from 
enslavement by a network of 
artificially intelligent computers. 
(S)(1999,15,136min)^ik^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.30 Commando Action thriller (S) 
(1985, 18, 90min) ★★★ 

1.15am Death Squad Sci-fi with Danny 
Glover (S) (2014, 15, 86min) ★ 

3.00 Road House Action thriller. 
(1989,18,110min) ★★★ 

5.00 Sicario: Sky Movies Special 
5.30-6.00am Spectre Special 



SKY SHOWCASE 



SKY 311 

HD 311/339 



VIRGIN 403 
HD 433 



6.05am Heaven Is for Real 

7.50 Dangerous Mind of a 
Hooligan 9.20 Horrible 
Bosses 2 11.10 Batman 
Forever 1.15pm Unbroken 
As shown at 8.00pm. 

3.35 Deception Drama starring 
Geoffrey Rush. (S) (2013, 

15, 125min) ★★★★ 5.55 
Batman Forever Adventure 
sequel starring Val Kilmer. 

(S) (1995, 12, 121 min) ★★★ 

8.00 Unbroken Fact-based 
World War Two drama 
starring Jack O'Connell. (S) 
(2014,15,134min) ★★★ 
10.20 Horrible Bosses 2 
Comedy with Jason Bateman. 
(S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★ 
12.15am American Hustle 
Crime drama starring 
Christian Bale. (S) (2013, 

15, 135min) ★★★★★ 

2.40 Paranormal Activity: The 
Marked Ones Horror sequel 
starring Andrew Jacobs. (S) 
(2014,15, 101 min) ★★ 
4.30-6.20am Heaven Is for 
Real Drama starring Greg 
Kinnear and Kelly Reilly. (S) 
(2014, PG, 97min) ★★ 



SKY GREATS 



SKY 305 
HD 305/332 



VIRGIN 404 
HD 434 



6.00am Armageddon 8.35 
The Day After Tomorrow 

10.40 Alive 12.50pm 
Volcano As 12 35am 2.40 
Poseidon Disaster drama. 
(2006, 12, 98min) ★★★ 
4.25 Into the Storm Disaster 
thriller with Richard Armitage. 
(S) (2014, 12, 89min) ★★ 
6.00 Twister Disaster drama 
starring Helen Hunt. (S) 
(1996, PG,114min) ★★★ 

8.00 Armageddon Sci-fi 
adventure with Bruce Willis. 
(S)( 1998, 12, 151 min) ★★ 

10.30 The Day After 
Tomorrow Disaster drama 
with Dennis Quaid. A climate 
expert sets out to rescue his 
son from a frozen New York 
after a global super storm 
triggers a new ice age. (S) 
(2004, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 
12.35am Volcano Disaster 
movie with Tommy Lee Jones. 
(S)(1997,12,103min) ★★ 
2.20 Into the Storm Disaster 
thriller, as shown at 4.25pm. 

4.00-6.00am The Poseidon 
Adventure Disaster movie. (S) 
(1972, PG, 117min) ★★★★★ 



TCM 




SKY 317 
HD 317/341 


VIRGIN415 1 
HD 416 1 



7.10am Kung Fu 9.10 Around 
the World Under the Sea 
11.15 The Spy with My Face 
12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 One 
Spy Too Many Adventure. 
(1965, PG,101 min) ★★★ 
4.55 Blue Blood Horse racing 
drama starring Bill Williams. 

6.30 The Man Who Loved 
Cat Dancing Romantic 
Western with Burt Reynolds. 
(1973,18,114min) ★★★ 

9.00 Black Dawn Action 
thriller starring Steven 
Seagal and Tamara Davies. 
(2005,15, 91 min)^ 

10.50 Magnum Force Thriller 
starring Clint Eastwood. 
(1973,18,117min) ★★★★ 
1.10am Big Bullet Crime 
thriller (1996, 15, 91 min) ★★ 
2.45 Conspiracy Theory 
with Jesse Ventura 
3.35 Kung Fu (Series 1 ) 

4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film 
Directors James L Brooks. 

5.00-7.1 0am The Man Who 
Loved Cat Dancing Romantic 
Western, as shown at 6.30pm. 



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VIRGIN JTM 

IkqI 149 


\W3m 424 





VIRGIN 

417 



M0RE>M0VIES 



(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 

9.00am The Boy Who Saved 
Christmas 11.00 To Catch 
a Yeti 12.55pm Christmas 
at Maxwell’s 2.50 The 
Nutcracker Festive fantasy. 
(2010, PG, 108min) ★ 

5.00 Christmas in the Clouds 
Comedy. (2001, PG, 95min) 
★★★ 6.55 Goddess Comedy. 
(2013,12,102min) ★★★ 

9.00 Omen IV: The 
Awakening Horror sequel 
starring Faye Grant and 
Michael Woods as a couple 
who adopt the child of the 
Devil. (1991, 15, 97min) ★ 

10.55 Hollow Man II Thriller 
starring Christian Slater. 

A soldier volunteers for a 
special invisibility programme 
as part of a scheme to 
develop super-commandos. 
(2006, 15, 88min) ★★ 

12.45am Submerged Action 
thriller (2005, 15, 96min) ★ 

2.40 Lost in Yonkers Neil 
Simon comedy drama. 

(1993, PG,112min) ★★★ 

5.00-6.00am Providence 



SKY COMEDY 



SKY 309 

HD 309/336 



VIRGIN408 
HD 438 



7.00am Alien Autopsy 8.45 The 
Interview 10.45 Get Smart 
12.45pm My Man Is a Loser As 
10.00pm. 2.30 Austin Powers in 
Goldmember Spoof spy thriller 
sequel. (S) (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ 
4.15 The Waterboy Sports comedy 
starring Adam Sandler. (S) (1998, 
12, 90min) ★★ 6.00 Last Vegas 
Comedy starring Michael Douglas, 
Robert De Niro and Kevin Kline. 
(S) (2013, 12, lOSmin) ★★★ 




HORROR 



8.00 The Interview 

Controversial comedy starring 
James Franco and Seth Rogen. 
The presenter of a lowbrow TV 
show and his producer land an 
exclusive interview with North 
Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. 
(S) (2014, 15, 111 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 My Man Is a Loser 

Comedy starring John Stamos 
and Michael Rapaport. (S) 
(2014,15, 92min)^^ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.40 Better Living Through 
Chemistry Dark comedy starring 
Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde. 

(S) (2014, 15, 88min)^^^ 
1.15am The Monster Squad Horror 
spoof (S) (1987, 15, 83min) ★★★ 
2.45 A Shot in the Dark Comedy. 

(1964, PG, 98min) ★★★ 
4.30-6.25am The Pink Panther 
Strikes Again Slapstick comedy. 
(S)(1976, PG, 103min)^^ 



TRUE CHRISTMAS 



8.00am Monsters 9.00 
The Lost World 10.00 
The Incredible Hulk 11.00 
Imaginary Playmate 
12.50pm Horror Highlights 
1.00 Highlander Double bill 

3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 Fire 
From Below Disaster thriller. 
(2009, 12, 89min) ★★ 5.50 
Horror Highlights 6.00 The 
Incredible Hulk Banner is 
mistaken for a mass murderer. 

7.00 The Lost World 9/22 
A dying old man provides 
a clue about Veronica's 
vanished parents. (Series 1 ) 

8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 

9.00 Static Horror starring 
Milo Ventimiglia and Sarah 
Shahi.(2011,15, 80min) ★★ 

10.40 Horror Highlights 

10.50 Silver Bullet Stephen 
King horror tale starring Corey 
Haim. (1985, 18, 95min) ★★ 

12.45am Saw V Horror thriller 
sequel starring Tobin Bell. 
(2008, 18, 92min) ★★ 

2.35-4.30am Smiley Horror 
thriller (2012, 15, 90min) ★★ 



lOOTV&SatelliteWeek 



★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 



I VIRGIN 
L202 



7.00am A Holiday for Love 

9.00 The Christmas Wish 

11.00 One Special Night 
1.00pm Christmas in 
Canaan Festive family drama. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 

3.00 Moonlight and Mistletoe 
Festive family drama. (2008, 
PG, 88min) ★★ 5.00 On the 
Second Day of Christmas 
Festive romantic drama. 

(1997, PG, 85min) ★★ 

7.00 The Christmas Pageant 

Romantic comedy starring 
Melissa Gilbert, Robert 
Mailhouse and Lennon Wynn. 
(2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 

9.00 A Hobo’s Christmas 

Festive drama with Barnard 
Hughes and Gerald McRaney. 
(1987,U,100min) ★★ 

11.00 Undercover Christmas 

Romantic comedy with Jami 
Gertz and Shawn Christian. 
(2003, 12, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am The Waltons 

3.00 Little House on the 
Prairie Double bill. 

5.00-7.00am Must Be Santa 

Festive comedy fantasy. 
(1999, U, 88min)^^ 

























11 December 



SKYCRIME/THRIUER 



IM"«” I 

7.15am Final Analysis 9.25 Catch 
.44 11.10 The Chamber 1.10pm 
Bird on a Wire Comedy action 
thriller (S) (1990, 15, llOmin) ★★★ 

3.10 The Drop As 9.00pm. 

5.10 Felony Crime thriller starring 
Joel Edgerton and Jai Courtney. (S) 
(2013, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 7.00 Four 
Brothers Revenge thriller with Mark 
Wahiberg, Tyrese Gibson, Andre 
Benjamin and Garrett Hedlund. 
(S)(2005,15,109min) ★★★ 



SKY CHRISTMAS 

|SKY 303 

Ihd 303/330lMT»KTTli^^M 



6.00am Snowball Express 7.40 
Coming Home for Christmas 9.20 
Holy Night! 11.00 The Good 
Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 
11.30 The Three Dogateers 
1.10pm Black Nativity As 11.50pm. 

2.50 I'll Be Home for Christmas 
Festive comedy. (1998, PG, 85min) 
★★ 4.30 The Grinch As 10.00pm. 
6.20 Santa Paws 2: The Santa 
Pups Festive family adventure 
sequel. (S) (2012, U, 88min) ★ 




6.00am Star Wars: Episode I - The 
Phantom Menace 8.30 Star Wars: 
Episode II - Attack of the Clones 
11.00 Star Wars: Episode III- 
Revenge of the Sith 1.30pm Star 
Wars: Episode I - The Phantom 
Menace 4.00 Star Wars: Episode II 
- Attack of the Clones Sci-fi 
adventure. (S) (2002, PG, 142min) 
★★ 6.30 Star Wars: Episode III - 
Revenge of the Sith Sci-fi sequel. 
(S) (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★ 




6.00am About Schmidt 8.15 
Boyhood 11.05 Birdman 1.10pm 
Next Goal Wins Documentary. (S) 
(2014, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 3.00 
Northern Soul Music drama 
starring ElliotJames Langridge. 

(S) (2014, 15, 102min) ★★★ 

4.50 Boyhood Special With director 
Richard Linklater 5.10 Boyhood 
Epic drama starring Ellar Coltrane, 
Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke. 
(S) (2014,15,166min) ★★★★★ 



Friday 




■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am The Long Gray Line 
1.45pm The Flight of the Phoenix 

Adventure with James Stewart. (S) 
(1965, PG, 142min) ★★★★ 

4.35 Bride & Prejudice Bollywood 
version of Jane Austen's Pride and 
Prejudice. (S) (2004, PG, 111 min) 
★★ 6.50 The Rocketeer Fantasy. 
(S)(1991, PG,108min) ★★★★ 




Four Brothers 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 The Drop Crime drama 
starring Tom Hardy. A 
bartender who secretly works 
for gangsters gets involved in a 
robbery gone wrong that digs 
up long-buried secrets. (S) 
(2014, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.50 Misery Suspense drama 
based on a story by Stephen 
King, starring James Caan and 
Kathy Bates. A novelist is held 
prisoner by a deranged fan. 
(1990, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 
12.50am Cold in July Crime thriller 
(S) (2014, 15, 108min) ★★★★ 
2.55 By the Gun Gangster drama. 

(S) (2014, 18, 105min) ★★ 
5.00-6.45am Sam Churchill: 
Search for a Homeless Man 
Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★ 



8.00 Gremlins Comedy horror 
fantasy from director Joe Dante 
about an unusual pet that 
spawns a horde of vicious 
monsters. Stars Zach Galligan 
and Phoebe Cates. (S) 
(1984,12,106min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 The Grinch Comic 
fantasy based on the story by 
Dr Seuss, starring Jim Carrey. 
The Grinch plots to spoil 
Christmas for the citizens of 
Whoville. With Jeffrey Tambor. 
(S) (2000, PG, 101 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.50 Black Nativity Festive musical. 

(S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 
1.30am Gremlins As 8.00pm. 

3.20 Snowmen Family comedy 
drama. (S) (2010, P^ 81 min) ★★ 
4.50-6.20am I'll Be Home for 
Christmas As shown at 2.50pm. 



Star Wars: Episode III 
- Revenge of the Sith 

(film started at 6.30pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



9.00 Star Wars: Episode IV 

George Lucas’s sci-fi adventure 
starring Mark Hamill, Harrison 
Ford, Carrie Fisher and Alec 
Guinness. A farm boy strives 
to rescue a captive princess 
and defeat an evil empire. (S) 
(1977, U,124min) ★★★★★ 
See feature, page 4 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



11.20 star Wars: Episode V - The 
Empire Strikes Back Sci-fi. (S) 
(1980, U, 124min) ★★★★★ 
1.40am Star Wars: Episode VI - 
Return of the Jedi Sci-fi sequel. 
(S)(1983, U,133min)^^^ 
4.10-6.00 Star Wars: Empire of 
Dreams Looking at the making of 
the classic sci-fi movie series. 



8.00 Birdman Oscar-winning 
drama starring Michael Keaton. 
A faded movie star wrestles 
with a personal crisis as he 
tries to put on a disaster- 
afflicted Broadway play. 

With Edward Norton, Emma 
Stone and Naomi Watts. (S) 
(2014, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



10.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 

Martin Scorsese's fact-based 
drama starring Leonardo 
DiCaprio. A New York 
stockbroker lives a life of 
debauchery as he gets rich 
through illegal trading. (S) 
(2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



1.00am Kill Bill: Vol 2 Action thriller 
(S) (2004, 18, 136min) ★★★ 
3.25-5.30am Thunderbolt and 
Lightfoot Offbeat crime thriller 
(1974,18,115min) ★★★ 



The Rocketeer 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



8 



9.00 Legion Action fantasy 
thriller starring Paul Bettany 
and Lucas Black. A rogue angel 
comes down to Earth to save a 
pregnant waitress when God 
launches an apocalyptic 
campaign against humankind. 
With Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne 
Palicki and Dennis Quaid. (S) 
(2010, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 



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10 



11.00 The Cold Light of Day Action 
thriller starring Henry Cavil I. A young 
American businessman finds himself 
thrust into a spy conspiracy after 
kidnappers seize his father, mother 
and brother from their yacht in 
Spain. (S) (2012, 12, 89min) ★★ 
12.50-3.45am Princess Mononoke 
Japanese animated fantasy. Subtitled. 
(1997,PG,133min)^^^^ 



11 



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9.00am Princess Ka'iulani 
11.00 The Boy Who Saved 
Christmas 12.55pm 
A Christmas Wish Festive 
drama starring Brian Krause. 
(2013, PG, 97min) ★★ 

3.00 The Pickwick Papers 
Vintage screen version of 
Charles Dickens's comic novel. 
(1952, U,115min) ★★★★ 

5.15 Cave In Disaster thriller 
(2003, PG, 87min) ★★ 



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7.00am The Case for 
Christmas 9.00 1 Saw 
Mommy Kissing Santa 
Claus 11.00 Hats Off to 
Christmas! 1.00pm Naughty 
or Nice Festive comedy. 
(2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 
3.00 A Rodeo and Juliet 
Christmas Romantic drama. 
(2015, PG, 88min) ★★ 5.00 
Angels in the Snow Drama. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 




6.00am The Fall of France 
7.15 Cornered 9.20 The 
House of Intrigue 11.15 The 
Last Blitzkrieg 1.00pm Julius 
Caesar Epic historical drama. 
(2002,12,180min) ★★ 

3.45 Lava Storm Apocalyptic 
disaster movie. (2008, 12, 

92 min) ★★★ 5.30 Stranded 
Thriller starring Michael 
Dudikoff, Ice-T and Yvette 
Nipar. (2001, 15, 92min) ★★ 



7.10 Dragon Wars South 
Korean fantasy adventure. 
(2007,12, 107min) ★★ 

9.00 Resident Evil: Extinction 
Sci-fi horror thriller sequel. 
(2007,15, 90min) ★★ 

10.50 Ultraviolet Sci-fi thriller. 
(2006, 15, 87min) ★★★ 

12.40am Virtuosity Sci-fi. 
(1995,15, 103min) ★★★ 

2.50 Space Warriors Adventure. 
(2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

4.50 A Monster Christmas 
Animation featuring Ray 
Liotta. (2012, U, 41 min) ★★ 

5.50-6.00am Sony Movie 
News Extra Film news. 



+1 hour 



7.00 Finding Christmas 

Romantic drama starring 
Tricia Heifer and Mark Lutz. 
(2013, PG,120min) ★★ 

9.00 Christmas Confession 
Festive romantic drama 
starring Sarah Lancaster. 
(2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 All I Want for 
Christmas Festive fantasy 
starring Melissa Sagemiller. 
(2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am A Royal Christmas 
Romantic drama with Lacey 
Chabert and Stephen Hagan. 
(2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am Christmas 
Song Festive family drama. 
(2012, PG, 88min) ★★ 



7.15 Super Tanker Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Ben Cross. 

A container ship with a toxic 
alien cargo threatens to spill 
its load. (2011, 12, 83min) ★★ 

9.00 Steel Dawn Post- 
apocalyptic sword fantasy 
starring Patrick Swayze. 
(1987,18,100min) ★★ 

11.00 Sniper 3 Action thriller 
sequel starring Tom Berenger. 
(2003,15, 87min)^^ 

12.45am Universal Soldier III: 
Unfinished Business Sci-fi 
thriller. (1998, 18, 95min) ★ 

2.35-4.00am The Day Time 
Ended Sci-fi thriller starring 
Jim Davis and Dorothy 
Malone. (1979, 15, 76min)^ 



FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 



6.00pm Full Out Disney Biographical drama 
starring Jennifer Beals. (HD) ★★ 

7.00pm Dan in Real LifeAMC Romantic 
comedy starring Steve Carell. ★★★★ 
9.00pm The Dark Knight /71/2 Dark 
comic-book action thriller starring Christian 
Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and 
Maggie Gyllenhaal. (HD) ★★★★ 

9.00pm Red Sonja ITV4 Fantasy adventure 
starring Brigitte Nielsen. (HD) ★ 

9.00pm Rush Hour 3 E4 Action comedy 
sequel starring Jackie Chan. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Red Dawn 5-k Teen action drama 
starring Chris Hemsworth. ★★ 

9.00pm Unknown More 4 Conspiracy thriller 
starring Liam Neeson. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm Swinging with the Finkels SonyTV 
Comedy starring Mandy Moore. ★ 

9.00pm The Hollow Syfy Horror starring 
Stephanie Hunt. (HD) ★★ 



10.40pm 300/71/ Adventure. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.55pm Kull the Conqueror ITV4 
Adventure starring Kevin Sorbo. (HD) ★ 

1 0.55pm Pacific Heights Sir Psychological 
thriller starring Matthew Modine. ★★★ 

1 1 .00pm The Midnight Meat Train Spike 
Horror starring Bradley Cooper. ★★★ 

1 1 .00pm Toxin Syfy Drama. (HD) ★ 

1 1 .30pm Frenzy S8C2 Alfred Hitchcock 
suspense thriller with Jon Finch. (HD) ★★★ 

1 1 .55pm The Double (Nl: 12.20am, 
Wales 12.2Sam) Crime thriller starring 
Richard Gere and Topher Grace. (HD) ★★ 

1 2.00m't Pitch Black /71/2 Sci-fi starring Vin 
Diesel and Radha Mitchell. (HD) ★★★ 

1 2.25am Alien Hunter Channel S Sci-fi 
thriller starring James Spader. ★★★ 

1 2.35am The Constant Gardener ITV3 
Romantic political thriller starring Ralph 
Fiennes and Rachel Weisz. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.50am Texas Killing Fields ITV4 Crime 
thriller with Sam Worthington. (HD) ★★★ 

1 .1 0am The Host Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 

1 .50am Tasmanian Devils Syfy (HD) ★★ 
4.00am 500 MPH Storm Syfy Disaster movie 
starring Casper Van Dien. (HD) ★★ 



(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing 



TV&Satellite Week 101 



Friday 






















Sport 



11 December 



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SKY 402 
HD 402/409 



VIRGIN 512 
HD 502 



SKY 413 



HD 413/427 



VIRGIN 531 
HD 527 



6.00am Gillette World Sport 
(HD) 6.30 French Liguel 
Preview (HD) 7.00 
Bundesliga Weekly (HD) 

7.30 FIMEnduro World 
Championship (HD) 8.00 
Total Italian Football (HD) 

8.30 Last Week, This 
Week (HD) 8.45 LIVE 
Hyundai A-League: 

Action from Australia. 

(HD) 10.45 The Clare 
Balding Show (HD) 

12.45pm French Ligue 1 
Preview (HD) 1.15 Premier 
League World (HD) 1.45 
The Football’s On (HD) 
2.45 Bundesliga Weekly 
(HD) 3.15 NBA 5.15 NBA 
Action (HD) 5.45 UEFA 
Champions League 
Review (HD) 6.45 
Premier League Preview 
(HD) 7.15 LIVE Bundesliga 
FSV Mainz 05 vVfB 
Stuttgart: Kick-off is 
at 7.30. (HD) 9.30 
Football Tonight (HD) 
10.30 V8 Supercars 
Highlights (HD) 12.30am 
World of Football (HD) 

1.00 The Football's On 
(HD) 2.00 Barclays 
Premier League Preview 
(HD) 2.30 LIVE NBA: San 
Antonio Spurs v Los 
Angeles Lakers. (HD) 

5.00 World of Football 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Road to Rio (HD) 



SKY 403 

HD 403/435 



VIRGIN 513 
HD 503 



6.00am Football Gold 
7.00 WWE Main Event 
(HD) 8.00 Joshua 

V Whyte: Big Fight 
Countdown (HD) 

8.30 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 9.00 
Barclays Premier 
League World (HD) 

9.30 Joshua V Whyte: 

Big Fight Countdown 
(HD) 10.00 Football 
Gold 10.30 LIVE 
International Premier 
Tennis League (HD) 

5.00pm La Liga Show 
(HD) 5.30 The Fantasy 
Football Club (HD) 6.30 
Joshua V Whyte: Big 
Fight Countdown (HD) 
7.00 LIVE FL72: 
Wolverhampton 
Wanderers v Nottingham 
Forest. (HD) 10.15 
Joshua V Whyte: Big 
Fight Countdown (HD) 

10.45 The Fantasy 
Football Club (HD) 

11.45 Barclays Premier 
League Preview (HD) 

12.15am Joshua v Whyte: 
Big Fight Countdown 
(HD) 12.45 Football 
Gold (HD) 1.00 The 
Fantasy Football Club 
(HD) 2.00 Joshua 

V Whyte: Big Fight 
Countdown (HD) 2.30 
Sky Sports Boxing Gold 
(HD) 3.00 The Fantasy 
Football Club (HD) 4.00 
Joshua V Whyte: Big Fight 
Countdown (HD) 4.30 
Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Football Gold (HD) 



BTSPORT1 



7.00am Test Cricket (HD) 

8.00 Cricket Specials 
(HD) 8.30 Cricket's 
Greatest: Triple bill. (HD) 

10.00 Test Cricket (HD) 

11.00 Test Cricket (HD) 

12.00noon Sporting 
Greats Double bill. 

I. 00pm Test Cricket As 

shown at 5.00pm. (HD) 

2.00 Test Cricket As 

shown at 6.00pm. (HD) 

3.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Double bill. (HD) 

4.00 NFL Action from 
Arizona Cardinals v 
Minnesota Vikings. (HD) 

5.00 Test Cricket Australia 
V West Indies. (HD) 

6.00 Test Cricket New 

Zealand v Sri Lanka. (HD) 

7.00 Cricket's Greatest 

Ian Botham. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE La Liga 
Football Getafe v Real 
Sociedad: The Spanish 
top-flight match at the 
Coliseum Alfonso Perez. 
Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri Lanka: 
Day three of the first Test 
of the two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

II. 30pm-7.00am LIVE 
Test Cricket Australia v 
West Indies: Day three 
of the first Test of the 
three-match series, 
held at the Bellehve 
Oval in Hobart. (HD) 



BTSPORT2 



5KY 417 

HD 417/457 



VIRGIN 532 I 
HD 528 



6.00am Rugby Tonight 
(HD) 7.30 Rugby Tonight 
Extra 8.00 Hockey (HD) 

9.00 Hockey (HD) 

10.00 Hockey (HD) 

11.00 Hockey (HD) 
12.00noon USA Game 

of the Week (HD) 
3.00pm Total Italian 
Football (HD) 

3.30 World Wide Sports 
News and highlights. (HD) 

4.00 Last Week, This 
Week Recent action. (HD) 

4.15 WTA All Access (HD) 

5.15 Hyundai A-League 
Adelaide United v 
Sydney FC. (HD) 

6.45 French Ligue 1 
Preview (HD) 

7.15 LIVE French Liguel 
Football action from 
France’s top division. (HD) 

9.30 UFC Embedded (HD) 

10.30 Barclays Premier 
League Preview (HD) 

11.00 Football Tonight (HD) 
12.00m't UFC: Beyond the 

Octagon (HD) 1.00am 
LIVE UFC - The Ultimate 
Fighter 22 Finale: PreLims: 
From Las Vegas. (HD) 
3.00-6.00am LIVE UFC 
- The Ultimate Fighter 22 
Finale: Coverage from 
The Chelsea at The 
Cosmopolitan in Las 
Vegas, Nevada. (HD) 



LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 



12.15pm LIVERacedayAfT/ie 

Races Coverage of today's 
meeting at Doncaster. 

12.45pm LIVE Racing Channel 4 
Coverage of four races on the 
opening day of The International 







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6.00am Sporting Greats 
6.30 Mosconi Cup Pool 
(HD) 11.00 Racing News 
(HD) 11.30 The World 
Rugby Show (HD) 

12.00noon Sporting 
Greats The career 
of Sean Fitzpatrick. 

12.30pm NFL Action from 
Arizona Cardinals v 
Minnesota Vikings. (HD) 

1.30 Mosconi Cup Pool 

Action from the fourth 
and final day between the 
USA and Europe at The 
Tropicana Las Vegas 
hotel and casino. (HD) 

5.30 WWE - Raw 

Wrestling action. 

7.30 Test Cricket New 

Zealand v Sri Lanka: 
Action from the second 
day of the first Test in 
the two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

8.30 Test Cricket Australia 
V West Indies: Highlights 
of the second day's play 
in the first Test of the 
three-match series, 
held at the Bellehve 
Oval in Hobart. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Test Cricket 

New Zealand v Sri 
Lanka: Coverage of the 
third day of the first Test 
in the two-match series, 
held at the University 
Oval in Dunedin. (HD) 

5.00am Cricket's Greatest 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 

Cricket's Greatest (HD) 



BTSPORT/ESPN 



5KY 426 

HD 426/458 



VIRGIN 534 
HD 530 



6.00am College Football 
(HD) 9.00 Pardon the 
Interruption (HD) 9.30 
Around the Horn (HD) 
10.00 Last Week, This 
Week (HD) 10.15 Baseball 
Tonight (HD) 10.45 
College Football (HD) 

I. 45pm Last Week, 

This Week (HD) 

2.00 Around the Horn (HD) 

2.30 NBA Action (HD) 

3.00 Pardon the 
Interruption (HD) 

3.30 College Football 
Special (HD) 

5.30 ESPN FC (HD) 

6.00 Championship Drive 
American football. (HD) 

8.00 College Basketball 
Iowa State Cyclones v 
Iowa Hawkeyes. (HD) 

9.45 Last Week, This 
Week Recent action. (HD) 

10.00 Baseball Tonight (HD) 

10.30 College Football 
Live The latest news. (HD) 

II. 00 LIVE Men's Soccer 
College Cup Coverage of 
the first semi-final. (HD) 

1.00am World Wide Sports 
(HD) 1.30 LIVE Men's 
Soccer College Cup: 
Coverage of the second 
semi-final. (HD) 3.30 
College Football Live (HD) 
4.00-6.00am College 
Football Special (HD) 



SKYSP 


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5KY 405 
HD 405/439 


1 VIRGIN 515 
1 HD 505 II 



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5KY 406 
HD 406/440 


VIRGIN 516 
HD 506 1 



6.00am PGA Tour Classic 
8.00 Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 8.30 LIVE Ladies 
European Tour Golf: The 
Dubai Ladies Masters: 
Day three from the 
Emirates Golf Club. (HD) 

12.30pm Asian Tour Golf 

As 7.00pm. (HD) 

2.30 Ladies European Tour 
Golf As 9.00pm. (HD) 

3.30 Asian Tour Golf As 

shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 

4.30 Nick Dougherty: 

A Links Diary 

5.00 Sporting Greats 

5.30 Sporting Rivalries 

As 8.30pm. (HD) 

6.00 Ladies European Tour 
Golf As 9.00pm. (HD) 

7.00 Asian Tour Golf 

The Thailand Golf 
Championship. (HD) 

8.00 Sporting Greats 

8.30 Sporting Rivalries 

The rivalry between Jack 
Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer 
and Gary Player. (HD) 

9.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf The Dubai 
Ladies Masters. (HD) 

10.00 Asian Tour Golf As 

shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 

11.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf The Dubai 
Ladies Masters. (HD) 

12.00m't Asian Tour Golf 
(HD) 1.00am PGA Tour 
Classic 2.00 Sporting 
Greats 3.00-6.00am 
PGA Tour Classic 



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SKY 414 
HD 414/433 



VIRGIN 533 
HD 529 



6.00am UEFA Europa 
League Football: Back-to- 
back highlights of Europa 
League matches. (HD) 

12.00noon UEFA Europa 
League Football (HD) 

I. 00pm UEFA Europa 
League Football (HD) 

2.00 UEFA Europa 
League Football (HD) 

3.00 UEFA Europa 
League Football (HD) 

4.00 UEFA Champions 
League Magazine (HD) 

4.30 UEFA Europa League 
Highlights Show 

5.30 Total Italian Football 
All the latest news. (HD) 

6.00 Bundesliga Weekly 
A look ahead. (HD) 

6.30 Rugby Tonight Extra 

7.00 LIVE European 
Rugby Champions Cup 
Ulster V Toulouse: The 
Pool One clash from 
Kingspan Stadium. 

Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 The Football's On 
The week's stories. (HD) 

II. 00 UEFA Europa 
League Highlights Show 

12.00m't French Ligue 1 
(HD) 1.30am Bundesliga 
(HD) 3.00 European Rugby 
Champions Cup (HD) 

4.30 Total Italian Football 
(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
The Football’s On (HD) 



6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 
Football's Greatest... 
12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes: Gary Newbon 
Interviews Stirling Moss 
(HD) 1.00pm Sky 
Sports Today (HD) 

2.00 Football's Greatest 
Teams Arsenal. (HD) 

2.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

3.00 Football's Greatest 
Managers Mario Zagallo. 

3.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Stirling Moss (HD) 

5.00 Time of Our Lives 

Ex-Aston Villa players 
recall their European 
Cup triumph. (HD) 

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 

7.00 LIVE FL72 

Wolverhampton 
Wanderers v Nottingham 
Forest: The Championship 
clash from Molineux. 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.15 WWE - Late Night 
- Smackdown (HD) 

12.15am WWE From 
the Vault (HD) 12.30 
Sporting Greats 2.30 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 

3.00 Football's Greatest... 

4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
John Smit Interviews 
Francois Pienaar (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Football's 
Greatest Players 



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VIRGIN 

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6.00am Best of Crash 6.25 
V8 Supercars Highlights 
9.00 Legends Car 
National Championship 
10.05 Lucas Oil Off 
Road Racing Series 

12.10pm RC Racing 

12.40 BSR Touring Cars 
Powered by Iracing 

1.40 Auto Mondial 

2.15 International Dirt Bike 
Show At Stoneleigh Park. 

3.15 Bike World 

3.45 Formula Snow 

Highlights The snowmobile 
race from Hinterglemm. 

5.50 FIM Night of the 
Jumps From Gdansk. 

6.55 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series Double bill. 

9.00 Otago Classic 
International Rally 

9.35 Tales from Targa 
Bambina Road racing 
action from New Zealand. 

10.05 Quit Targa West 

11.05 Barbados Historic 
Rally Carnival 

12.10am Special Stage Extra 
12.40 Legends Car 
National Championship 
1.45 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series 3.45- 
6.00am LIVE Sepang 12 
Hours: Malaysia's premier 
endurance race, which 
takes place at the Sepang 
FI Circuit in Kuala Lumpur. 



meeting from Cheltenham. 

5.00pm LIVE Get In! 

At The Races Coverage from 
Wolverhampton and Dundalk. 

9.30pm LIVE Stateside At The 

Races Coverage from America. 



2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of a 
meeting Down Under. 



SKY 410 
HD 410/412 



VIRGIN 523 
HD 521 



7.30am Wintersports 
Weekend 7.45 Ski 
Jumping (HD) 8.45 
Biathlon (HD) 10.15 
LIVE Biathlon: The 
World Cup meeting from 
Hochfilzen, Austria. (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE 
Freestyle Skiing The 

World Cup meeting from 
Val Thorens, France. (HD) 

I. 15pm LIVE Biathlon 

Further coverage from 
Hochfilzen, Austria. (HD) 

3.00 SkiJumping (HD) 

4.00 Biathlon (HD) 

5.00 Figure Skating (HD) 

6.00 LIVE Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final: The short 
dance discipline. (HD) 

7.15 LIVE Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final: The pairs' 
free discipline. (HD) 

8.45 LIVE Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final: The ladies’ 
short discipline. (HD) 

9.45 Timbersports World 
Championship (HD) 

10.15 Freestyle Skiing 

From Val Thorens, France. 

II. 00 SkiJumping From 
Nizhny Tagil, Russia. (HD) 

11.30 Alpine Skiing From 
Beaver Creek, USA. (HD) 

12.35am GT Academy 
2015: Back to Basics 
(HD) 12.50-1.05am 
Horse Racing: Highlights. 



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SKY 407 



HD 407/451 



VIRGIN 517 
HD 507 



6.00am GP2 Racing (HD) 
8.45 Formula 1 (HD) 

11.00 Formula 1 (HD) 
1.15pm GP2 Racing (HD) 

4.00 FI Classic Races: 

A look back at the 2005 
Japanese Grand Prix. (HD) 

6.00 Formula 1: Action from 
the Mexico Grand Prix. 
(HD) 7.00 FI Midweek 
Report: A look back at 
the 2015 season. (HD) 

8.00 2015 Autosport 
Awards: Highlights of the 
ceremony. (HD) 9.00 FI 
Classic Races: The 2014 
Bahrain Grand Prix. (HD) 

11.30 2015 Autosport 
Awards (HD) 12.30am 
GP2 Racing (HD) 3.15 
Abu Dhabi FI GP Best Bits 
(HD) 3.45 Porsche Super 
Cup (HD) 4.00 Legends 
of FI (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Tales from the Vault (HD) 



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VIRGIN 524 
HD 522 





6.00am Biathlon: Triple 
bill. Highlights of the 
opening round of the 
World Cup season from 
Ostersund in Sweden. 
(HD) 8.30 LIVE 
Snooker: The Gibraltar 
Open: Coverage of the 
fifth European Tour event 
of the season, held at 
Tercentenary Sports Hall, 
which features matches 
played over the best of 
seven frames. (HD) 

4.00pm LIVE Snooker 

The Gibraltar Open: 
Further coverage of the 
fifth European Tour event 
of the season, held at 
Tercentenary Sports Hall, 
which features matches 
played over the best of 
seven frames. (HD) 

9.00 Snooker The 

Gibraltar Open: Action 
from the European 
Tour event, held at 
Tercentenary Sports Hall. 

10.30 Coldwell Boxing: 
Fight Club Action from 
the event in Sheffield, 
which featured Ryan 
Fields V Joe Lovell 

and Adil Anwar v 
Dale Evans. (HD) 

11.30 Coldwell Boxing: 
Fight Club Further 
action from the event 
in Sheffield. (HD) 

12.00m't Timbersports 
World Championship: 
From Wisconsin. (HD) 

12.30-6.00am 

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Kids'WeekIvTVGuide 




NICK JR 



SKY 

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SATURDAY 



6.00am Peppa Pig 6.30 Ben and Holly 

7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 Ben and Holly 

8.00 Shimmer and Shine 8.30 Dora 
and Friends 9.30 Paw Patrol 11.00 
Ben and Holly 12.00noon Alvinnn!!! 
and the Chipmunks 12.30pm Blaze 

1.00 FILM Barbie as Rapunzel 
2.30 Ben and Holly 3.00 Shimmer and 

Shine 3.30 Dora and Friends 4.30 
Paw Patrol 5.30 Blaze 6.00 Alvinnn!!! 
and the Chipmunks 6.35 Peppa Pig 



SATURDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.10 
Dennis 7.25 Super Evil 7.35 OOglies 

7.45 MOTD Kickabout NEW EDITION 

8.00 Splatalot 8.25 The Dengineers 
NEW EDITION 8.55 Newsround 9.00 
Secret Life of Boys NEW EPISODE 

9.30 Rocket's Island 10.00 The 
Dumping Ground 10.30 The Next 
Step 10.55 Whoops I Missed the Bus 
NEW EDITION 11.10 So Awkward 

11.40 Newsround 11.45 Strange Hill High 
12.10pm Scream Street 12.20 Nowhere 
Boys 12.50 Junior Vets 1.15 Operation 
Ouch! 1.45 Newsround 1.55 Junior 
Bake Off 2.20 4 O’clock Club 2.50 
Dumping Ground 3.20 Tracy Beaker 

3.45 Deadly 60 Bites 3.55 Nowhere 
Boys 6.35-7.00pm Danger Mouse 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

7.00am Arthur 7.15 Dennis 7.25 Sidekick 

7.40 Danger Mouse 7.50 Defenders of 
Berk 8.15 Scream Street 8.25 Whoops 
I Missed the Bus 8.45 Jamillah and 
Aladdin NEW EPISODE 9.00 Blue 
Peter 9.30 Horrible Histories 10.00 
Newsround 10.05 Millie 10.35 4 O' 
Clock Files 11.00 Chart Show 11.30 
Dumping Ground 12.00 Newsround 
12.05pm Show Me What You're Made 
Of 12.35 Absolute Genius 1.05 Nine 
Minute Ninja 1.15 Katie Morag 1.30 
Jamillah and Aladdin NEW EPISODE 

1.45 Junior Bake Off 2.15 Newsround 
2.20 4 O’clock Club 2.45 Dumping 
Ground 3.15 Tracy Beaker 3.45 
Nowhere Boys 6.00 Nowhere Boys: 
BTS 6.30-7.00pm Nowhere Boys 

MONDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.10 
Sidekick 7.25 Dennis 7.35 MOTD 
NEW EDITION 7.40 Newsround 7.45 
NEW SERIES The Roy Files 8.00 Wild 
& Weird 8.15 Newsround 8.25 Tracy 
Beaker 8.50 The Next Step 9.15 My 
Supply Teacher Is Still Magic 9.20 Show 
Me What You're Made Of 9.50 All at 
Sea 10.20 Junior MasterChef 10.45 
Bear 11.10 Eve 11.40 Tracy Beaker 
12.05pm The Next Step 12.30 Junior 
MasterChef 1.00 Show Me What You're 
Made Of 1.25 All at Sea 1.55 Eve 2.25 
Bear 2.45 Joke Machine 2.55 Shaun 

3.10 Endangered Species 3.20 Sidekick 

3.30 Dennis 3.45 Danger Mouse 3.55 
Just Kidding 4.20 Newsround 4.30 
Rocket's Island NEW EPISODE 5.30 
The Dumping Ground 6.00 Riders of 
Berk 6.20 Shaun 6.30-7.00pm Arthur 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

4.30pm The Dumping Ground NEW 

EPISODE 5.00-5.30pm My Life: The 
Boy on the Bicycle NEW EPISODE 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

4.30pm Nowhere Boys NEW EPISODE 

5.00 Scream Street NEW EPISODE 

5.10 Absolute Genius NEW EPISODE 
5.45-6.00pm How to Be Epic 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

7.10am Shaun 7.20 Dennis 7.30- 
7.40am Blue Peter Bite NEW EDITION 

4.30 Millie Inbetween NEW EPISODE 
5.00-5.30pm Biue Peter NEW EDITION 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

4.30pm The Next Step NEW EPISODE 
4.50 Nowhere Boys 5.20 The CBBC 
Official Chart Show NEW EDITION 
5.50-6.00pm Officially Amazing Mini 



SATURDAY 6.00am Me Too! 

6.20 ZingZillas 6.40 Alphablocks 6.45 
Baby Jake 7.00 Bing 7.10 Postman 
Pat 7.30 Q Pootle 5 7.40 ZingZillas 
Zingbop 7.45 Rosie 7.55 Octonauts 

8.10 Kate 8.20 Wussywat 8.25 Timmy 
Time 8.35 Small Potatoes 8.40 Mr 
Bloom 9.00 Something Special 9.20 
Meet the Kittens 9.30 Minibeast 

9.40 My Pet and Me 9.55 Dinosaur 
Adventures 10.10 Mike the Knight 

10.25 Rosie 10.35 Chuggington 

10.45 The Furchester Hotel 11.00 
Swashbuckle 11.20 Gigglebiz 11.35 
Kerwhizz 12.00noon Baby Jake 
12.10pm I Can Cook on the Go 12.25 
Balamory 12.45 Grandpa 1.00 Same 
Smile 1.15 Waybuloo 1.35 Charlie and 
Lola 1.45 ZingZillas 2.00 Something 
Special 2.20 Meet the Kittens 

2.30 Minibeast 2.40 My Pet and Me 
2.55 Dinosaur Adventures 3.05 Tree 
Fu Tom 3.30 Chuggington 3.40 The 
Furchester Hotel 3.50 Swashbuckle 

4.00 Justin's House 4.25 Footy Pups 

4.40 Kerwhizz 5.00 Swashbuckle 

5.25 Gigglebiz 5.40 Old Jack's Boat 
5.50 Melody 6.00 Charlie and Lola 

6.10 Waybuloo 6.20 In the Night 
Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

7.00- 7.10am Clangers 10.45-11.00 Go 
Jetters 3.40-3.50pm GoJetters 5.25 
Waggy Tales 5.30 Katie Morag 6.00 
Clangers 6.10-6.20pm Abney & Teal 

MONDAY 6.00am Me Too! 6.20 
ZingZillas 6.40 Alphablocks 6.45 Baby 
Jake 7.00 Raa Raa 7.10 Postman Pat 

7.25 Teletubbies NEW EPISODE 7.40 

Hey Duggee 7.45 The Furchester 
Hotel 8.00 Octonauts 8.10 Kate 8.20 
Wussywat 8.25 Timmy Time 8.40 
Tweenies 9.00 Mr Bloom 9.15 Bing 

9.30 Woolly & Tig 9.35 Twirlywoos 

9.45 Something Special 10.05 
Let’s Play 10.25 Alphablocks 

10.30 The Lingo Show 10.45 NEW 
SERIES Mister Maker Arty Party 11.05 
Tilly 11.15 Melody 11.25 Get Squiggling! 

11.40 Waybuloo 12.00noon Baby 
Jake 12.10pm I Can Cook on the Go 

12.25 Balamory 12.45 Grandpa 

1.00 Mr Bloom 1.15 Bing 1.30 
Woolly & Tig 1.35 Twirlywoos 1.45 
Something Special 2.05 Let’s Play 

2.25 Alphablocks 2.30 The Lingo Show 
2.45 Mister Maker 3.05 Tilly 3.15 Get 

Squiggling! 3.30 Get Well Soon 3.45 
Charlie and Lola 3.55 Boj 4.10 Meet 
the Kittens 4.15 My Pet and Me 4.30 
Andy's Wild Adventures 4.45 Peter 
Rabbit 5.00 Tree Fu Tom 5.20 Topsy 
and Tim 5.35 Footy Pups NEW 
EPISODE 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 
Clangers 6.10 Abney & Teal 6.20 In 
the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

5.00pm GoJetters 5.10- 
5.20pm Sarah & Duck 

WEDNESDAY As Tue except: 

5.00- 5.10pm Mike the Knight 

THURSDAY As Tue except: 

5.00- 5.10pm Everything's Rosie 

FRIDAY As Tue except: 

5.00- 5.20pm Octonauts and the Great 
Christmas Rescue 6.00pm Charlie 
and Lola 6.10-6.20pm Waybuloo 



7.00 Puffin Rock 7.20 Lily’s Driftwood 
Bay 7.30 Paw Patrol 8.00 Shimmer 
and Shine 8.30 Ben and Holly 9.05 
Peppa Pig 10.00 Ben and Holly 

10.30 Peppa Pig 11.00 Ben and Holly 

11.30 Shimmer and Shine 11.55 
Dora and Friends 12.45am Paw Patrol 
2.05 Ben and Holly 2.55 Alvinnn!!! 
and the Chipmunks 3.20 Blaze 3.45 
Peppa Pig 4.10 Shimmer and Shine 

4.35 Dora and Friends 5.00 Ben 
and Holly 5.30-6.00am Paw Patrol 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

8.00am Paw Patrol 8.30 Blaze 9.30 
Wallykazam! lO.OO-ll.OOam Paw 
Patrol 1.00pm Peppa Pig 1.30 
Shimmer and Shine 2.00-2.30 Dora 
and Friends 3.00 Paw Patrol 3.30 
Blaze 4.30 Wallykazam! 5.00-6.35 
FILM Barbie: Mariposa and the Fairy 
Princess 11.30 Paw Patrol 11.55 Blaze 
12.45am Wallykazam! 1.15-2.05 
Paw Patrol 4.10-4.35am Peppa Pig 

MONDAY 

6.00am Peppa Pig 6.30 Ben and Holly 

7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 Ben and Holly 

8.00 Paw Patrol 8.30 Blaze 9.30 
Peppa Pig 10.00 Paw Patrol 11.00 
Ben and Holly 12.00noon Alvinnn!!! 
and the Chipmunks 12.30pm Blaze 

1.00 Peppa Pig 1.30 Shimmer and 
Shine 2.00 Dora and Friends 

2.30 Ben and Holly 3.00 Paw Patrol 

3.30 Blaze 4.30 Peppa Pig 5.00 Paw 
Patrol 5.25 Blaze 6.00 Ben and Holly 

6.35 Peppa Pig 7.00 Puffin Rock 7.20 
Lily's Driftwood Bay 7.30 Paw Patrol 

8.00 Shimmer and Shine 8.30 Ben 
and Holly 9.05 Peppa Pig 10.00 
Ben and Holly 10.30 Peppa Pig 

11.00 Ben and Holly 11.30 Paw Patrol 

11.55 Blaze 12.45am Peppa Pig 

I. 15 Paw Patrol 2.05 Ben and Holly 

2.55 Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 
3.20 Blaze 3.45 Peppa Pig 4.10 
Shimmer and Shine 4.35 Dora and 
Friends 5.00 Ben and Holly 

5.30- 6.00am Paw Patrol 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

8.00am Ben and Holly 8.30 Alvinnn!!! 
and the Chipmunks 9.30-10.00am 
Paw Patrol 3.00pm Ben and Holly 

3.30 Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 

4.30- 5.00 Paw Patrol 11.30 Ben and 
Holly 12.00m't Alvinnn!!! and the 
Chipmunks 12.50-1.1 5am Paw Patrol 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

8.30am Dora and Friends 9.30- 
10.00am Wallykazam! 3.30pm Dora 
and Friends 4.30-5.00 Wallykazam! 

II. 30 Paw Patrol 12.00m't Dora and 
Friends 12.25am Dora and Friends 
12.50-1.15am Wallykazam! 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

8.00am Peppa Pig 9.30-1 0.00am 

Paw Patrol 3.00pm Peppa Pig 
4.30-5.00 Paw Patrol 11.30 
Peppa Pig 12.50-1.15am Paw Patrol 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

8.00am Paw Patrol 9.00-1 0.00am 

Ben and Holly 3.00pm Paw Patrol 
4.00-5.00 Ben and Holly 6.00-6.35 
Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 11.30 
Paw Patroi 12.25-1.15am Ben and Holly 



+1hour 




CARTOON NET 



SKY 601 
HD 601/634 



VIRGIN 704 
HD 732 



SATURDAY 6.00am Fort 

Boyard Ultimate Challenge 6.25 
Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 7.00 
Signed Stories 7.05 Oddbods 
7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 
Adventure Time 8.00 Marvel 
Avengers Assemble 8.30 
Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 

9.25 FILM Arthur and the Great 
Adventure 11.30 Oddbods 11.40 
Nerds & Monsters 12.10pm 
Deadtime Stories 12.40 My 
Phone Genie 1.00 My Parents 
Are Aliens 1.25 Mr Bean 2.00 
The Tom & Jerry Show 3.00 
Mr Bean 3.30 Nerds & Monsters 
4.00 Horrid Henry 5.00- 
6.00pm Almost Naked Animals 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
7.40-8.00am Matt Hatter Chronicles 

8.30- 9.00 Fish Hooks 9.25 Mr 
Bean 9.55 Chowder 10.25 Horrid 
Henry 11.15 Oddbods 11.20 Almost 
Naked Animals 11.35 Nerds & 
Monsters 12.05pm Deadtime 
Stories 12.30-1.00 My Phone 
Genie 3.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 
3.25-4.00pm Nerds & Monsters 

MONDAY 

6.00am Fleabag Monkeyface 6.10 
Horrid Henry 6.55 Pokemon: XY 
7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.50 
Adventure Time 8.15 Super 4 
8.50 Oddbods 8.55 Matt Hatter 
Chronicles 9.25 Signed Stories: 
Share a Story 9.30 Horrid Henry 

10.25 Oddbods NEW EPISODE 
10.30 Nerds & Monsters 11.00 Mr 

Bean 11.30 Almost Naked Animals 
12.00noon Horrid Henry 1.30pm 
Nerds & Monsters 2.30 Almost 
Naked Animals 3.00 Mr Bean 

3.25 Dino Dan 3.40 Super 4 

4.00 Horrid Henry 4.30 The Tom 
& Jerry Show 5.00 Teen Titans Go! 

5.30- 6.00pm Adventure Time 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

8.15-8.50am The Tom & Jerry Show 
5.00-5.30pm Nerds & Monsters 

WEDNESDAY As Tue except: 

5.00-5.30pm Thunderbirds Are Go 

THURSDAY As Tue except: 

5.00-5.30pm Pokemon: XY 

FRIDAY As Tue except: 

7.20-7.50am Super 4 3.00pm Mr 
Bean 3.15 Oddbods 3.20 Dino Dan 
3.35 Super 4 3.55-6.00pm FILM 

Arthur and the Great Adventure 



SATURDAY & SUNDAY 

6.00am Steven Universe 6.30 
Uncle Grandpa 7.00 Sonic Boom 

7.30 Ninjago 8.00 Adventure 
Time 8.30 Regular Show 9.00 
Supernoobs 9.15 We Bare Bears 

9.30 Gumball 10.00 Ninjago 

10.30 Teen Titans Go! 

11.00 Clarence NEW EPISODE 
4.30pm Regular Show 5.00 
Adventure Time 5.30 Gumball 

6.00 Supernoobs 6.15 We Bare 
Bears 6.30 Ninjago 7.00 Teen 
Titans Go! 7.30 Regular Show 

8.00 Adventure Time 8.30 
Gumball 9.00 Uncle Grandpa 

9.30 Clarence 10.00 Gumball 

11.00 Chop Socky Chooks 11.30 
Robotboy 12.00m't Cartoons 
1.55am Chop Socky Chooks 
3.05 Robotboy 4.05 Gumball 
4.55 Adventure Time 5.15- 
6.00am Transformers Prime 

MONDAY 6.00am Teen Titans 
Go! 6.30 Ninjago 7.00 Adventure 
Time 7.30 Regular Show 7.45 
Supernoobs 8.00 Gumball 8.30 
Clarence 9.00 Adventure Time 

9.30 Regular Show 10.00 
Gumball 11.00 Ninjago 11.30 Ben 
10: Omniverse 12.00noon Ben 
10 12.30pm Batman: The Brave 
and the Bold 1.00 Gumball 

1.30 Regular Show 2.00 Johnny 
Test 2.30 Adventure Time 3.00 
Teen Titans Go! 3.30 Ninjago 

4.00 Regular Show NEW EPISODE 
Christmas special. 4.30 Christmas 
Teen Titans Go! 5.00 Adventure 
Time 5.30 Gumball 6.00 Uncle 
Grandpa NEW EPISODE 6.30 
Supernoobs 7.00 We Bare 
Bears 7.30 Regular Show 

8.00 Adventure Time 8.30 
Gumball 9.00 Uncle Grandpa 
9.30 Clarence 10.00 Gumball 

11.00 Chop Socky Chooks 11.30 
Robotboy 12.00m't Cartoons 
1.55am Chop Socky Chooks 
3.05 Robotboy 4.05 Gumball 
4.55 Adventure Time 5.15- 
6.00am Transformers Prime 

TUESDAY-FRIDAY 

As Mon except: 

4.00pm Clarence 4.30-5.00 
Regular Show 6.30 Teen Titans 
Go! 7.00-7.30pm Ninjago 



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Mon, Disney Jr HD, 5. 10pm 

Sofia nneets a faun cursed by an 
ice witch, and Princess Tiana 
helps thenn realise the nneaning 
of a true gift in a wintry episode. 



Tue, Disney HD, 5pm 

Annid a week of Christnnas 
specials, Dez beconnes a cocky 
head elf at the nriall's Santa's 
Workshop in the teen sitconn. 



104TV&SatelliteWeek 














5-11 December 



NICKELODEON I BOOMERANG 



DISNEY 



DISNEY JUNIOR! DISNEY XD 



SKY 604 

HD 604/632 



VIRGIN 712 
HD 714 






SKY 609 



HD 609/635 



VIRGIN 

724 



SKY 611 
HD 611/628 



VIRGIN 

727 



SKY 622 



HD 622/633 



VIRGIN 

707 



SATURDAY 

6.00am How to Rock 6.30 Make It 
Pop 7.00 Winx Club 7.30 Sam & 

Cat 8.00 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 

8.30 Thundermans 9.00 Henry 
Danger 9.30 100 Things to Do 
Before High School 10.00 Game 
Shakers 10.30 Bella 11.00 Sam & 
Cat 11.30 Thundermans 

12.00noon Victorious 12.30 pm iCarly 

1.00 Thundermans 1.30 Victorious 

2.00 iCarly 2.30 Thundermans 

3.00 Victorious 3.30 Sam & Cat 

4.00 Thundermans 5.00 FILM 
Merry Christmas, Drake &Josh 6.45 
Fred 7.00 iCarly 7.30 Sam & Cat 

8.00 FILM Merry Christmas, Drake & 
Josh 9.45 Fred 10.00 iCarly 
12.00m't Teleshopping 3.00am 
Genie in the House 3.50 Summer in 
Transylvania 4.15 Renford Rejects 
4.40 House of Anubis 5.05- 
6.00am Life with Boys 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

10.00am Game Shakers 10.35- 
11.00am Bella 5.00pm FILM 

Santa Hunters 6.30 Sam & Cat 

7.00 FILM Jinxed 8.30-10.00pm 
FILM Santa Hunters: Adventure. 

MONDAY 

6.00am iCarly 6.30 Victorious 
7.00 Thundermans 7.30 
Every Witch Way 8.00 
Bella 8.30 iCarly 9.00 
Thundermans 10.00 
100 Things to Do Before 
High School 10.30 
iCarly 11.00 Bella 

11.30 Victorious 
12.00noon Thundermans 

I. 00pm Victorious 2.30 Game 
Shakers 3.00 Thundermans 5.00 
Make it Pop 5.30 How to Rock 6.00 
Game Shakers NEW EPISODE 
Christmas special. 6.30 Sam & Cat 
7.00 Instant Mom 7.30 Game 
Shakers 8.00 Make it Pop 

8.30 How to Rock 9.00 Make It Pop 

9.30 How to Rock 10.00 iCarly 

II. 00 How to Rock 11.30 Wendell & 
Vinnie 12.00m't Teleshopping 
3.00am Genie in the House 3.50 
Summer in Transylvania 4.15 
Renford Rejects 4.40 House of 
Anubis 5.05-6.00am Life with Boys 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

7.00-7.30am iCarly 8.00-8.30am 

Game Shakers 1.00pm 100 Things 
to Do Before High School 2.00-2.30 
Sam & Cat 3.00 Thundermans 

5.30- 6.00 Instant Mom 7.30 See 
Dad Run 8.00 Thundermans 

8.30- 9.00pm Instant Mom 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

7.00-7.30am Victorious 8.00- 
8.30am Sam & Cat 1.00pm iCariy 

2.00- 2.30 Sam & Cat 3.00 
Thundermans 5.00-6.30 FILM 

A Fairly Odd Movie 2: Fairiy Odd 
Christmas 7.30 See Dad Run 

8.00- 9.30pm FILM A Fairiy Odd 
Movie 2: A Fairiy Odd Christmas 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

7.00-7.30am Game Shakers 8.00- 
8.30am iCariy 1.00pm How to 

Rock 2.00-2.30 Sam & Cat 
3.00 Thundermans 5.00 
SpongeBob 5.30-6.00 iCariy 7.30 
See Dad Run 8.00 SpongeBob 
8.30-9.00pm iCariy 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

1.00pm Victorious 2.00-2.30 Sam 

& Cat 3.00 Thundermans 

5.00- 6.00 NEW Ho Ho Hoiiday 
Special 7.30 See Dad Run 8.00- 



SATURDAY 

6.00am Mr Bean 6.30 Inspector 
Gadget 7.00 Sonic Boom 7.30 
Wabbit 8.00 Tom & Jerry 8.30 
The Tom & Jerry Show 9.00 
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Inc 9.30 Be 
Cool, Scooby-Doo! 10.00 FILM 
Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! 

11.30 Tom & Jerry 12.00 Wabbit 
12.30pm Bugs Bunny 1.00 Looney 

Tunes 1.30 Sylvester & Tweety 

2.00 Pepe Le Pew 2.30 Wabbit 

3.00 Daffy Duck 3.30 Looney 
Tunes 4.00 Bugs & Daffy 

4.30 Wabbit 5.00 FILM 
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate 
Factory 7.00 Wabbit 7.30 Be 
Cool, Scooby-Doo! 

8.00 Tom & Jerry 8.30 Mr Bean 

9.00 Garfield 10.00 LazyTown 

11.00 Garfield 12.00m't 
LazyTown 12.50am Garfield 

2.00 LazyTown 3.10 Garfield 4.10 
LazyTown 5.00-6.00am Garfield 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
10.00am-12.00noon FILM Willy 
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

2.00- 2.30pm Speedy Gonzales 
5.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo! 

Mask of the Blue Falcon 

6.30-7.00pm Daffy Duck 

MONDAY 

6.00am Mr Bean 6.30 
Inspector Gadget 7.00 
Tom and Jerry Tales 7.30 
Bugs Bunny 8.00 Be 
Cool, Scooby-Doo! 8.30 
Sonic Boom 8.45 George of 
the Jungle 9.00 Inspector Gadget 

9.30 Riders of Berk 10.00 
George of the Jungle 

10.30 Looney Tunes 11.00 Chowder 

11.30 Inspector Gadget 
12.00noon Scooby-Doo! Mystery 
Inc 12.30pm What's New 
Scooby-Doo? 1.00 Tom and Jerry 
Tales 1.30 Tom & Jerry 2.00 
Garfield 2.30 Sonic Boom 3.00 
George of the Jungle 

3.30 Tom & Jerry 4.00 Inspector 
Gadget 4.15 George of the Jungle 

4.30 Sonic Boom 5.00 Be Cool, 
Scooby-Doo! 5.30 Wabbit 6.00 
Tom & Jerry 6.30 George of the 
Jungle 6.45 Mr Bean 7.00 Sonic 
Boom 7.30 Inspector Gadget 

8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 

8.30 Tom & Jerry 9.00 Garfield 

10.00 LazyTown 11.00 Garfield 
12.00m't LazyTown 12.50am 
Garfield 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 
Garfield 4.10 LazyTown 

5.00- 6.00am Garfield 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

7.30am Wabbit 8.00-8.30am 

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Inc 
5.00pm Scooby-Doo! Mystery 
Inc 5.30 Bugs Bunny 6.00- 
6.30pm Tom & Jerry Show 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

6.00pm FILM Cats & Dogs 
7.45-8.30pm Tom & Jerry 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

7.30am Wabbit 8.00-8.30am 
What's New Scooby-Doo? 
4.30pm FILM Cats & Dogs 
6.15 Tom & Jerry 6.30- 
7.00pm Wabbit 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

6.00-6.30pm The Tom 



SATURDAY 6.00am Good Luck 

Chariie 6.30 Giri Meets Worid 7.00 
Austin & Aiiy 7.25 Access Aii Areas: 
Music 7.30 Evermoor 8.00 Liv & 
Maddie 8.25 Access Aii Areas: Music 

8.30 KC Undercover 9.00 Austin & 
Ally 9.30 The Good Dinosaur: Access 
Aii Areas 9.45 Giri Meets Worid 
10.15 Access Aii Areas Uniocked 

10.25 Bunk'd 10.50 Access Aii Areas: 
Music 10.55 KC Undercover 11.25 
Minnie's Fashion Chaiienge 11.30 
Jessie 11.55 Access Aii Areas: Music 
12.00noon Giri Meets Worid 
12.30pm Evermoor 1.00 I Didn't Do 
It 1.30 Liv & Maddie 2.30 Austin & 
Aiiy 3.00 Evermoor 3.30 

KC Undercover 4.00 Jessie 

4.25 Minnie's Fashion Chaiienge 

4.30 Giri Meets Worid 5.00 Liv 

& Maddie 5.30 Austin & Aiiy 6.00 
Evermoor 7.00 Jessie 7.55 Access 
Aii Areas: Music 8.00 Austin & Aiiy 

8.30 Liv & Maddie 9.00 Good Luck 
Chariie 10.00 Vioietta 10.55 Mickey 
Mouse 11.00 Hannah Montana 
11.30pm-12.00m't Groove High 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

8.00am FILM Zapped: Fantasy 
comedy 9.45 Bunk'd 10.15 The 
Good Dinosaur: Access Aii Areas 

10.30-10.55am Liv & Maddie 

MONDAY 

6.00am Kirby Buckets 6.30 Austin & 
Aiiy 7.00 Jessie 7.30 Liv & Maddie 

8.00 KC Undercover 8.30 I Didn't 
Do It 8.55 Mickey Mouse 9.00 
Liv & Maddie 9.30 Austin & Aiiy 

10.00 Jessie 11.00 Giri Meets Worid 

11.30 Liv & Maddie 11.55 Mickey 
Mouse 12.00noon Austin & Aiiy 

12.30pm Jessie 1.00 1 Didn't Do It 

1.30 Kirby Buckets 2.00 Austin 
&Aiiy 2.30 Giri Meets Worid 

3.25 Access Aii Areas: Music 

3.30 Austin & Aiiy 4.00 Liv & 
Maddie 4.30 Bunk'd 4.55 Access 
Aii Areas: Music 5.00 KC Undercover 
NEW EPISODE Christmas speciai. 

5.30 Evermoor NEW EPISODE 
5.55 Descendants Wicked Worid 

6.00 Liv & Maddie 6.30 Jessie 

7.00 Evermoor 7.30 That's So 
Raven 7.55 Access Aii Areas: Music 

8.00 Sonny with a Chance 8.30 
Boy Meets Worid 9.00 Good Luck 
Chariie 10.00 Vioietta 11.00 
Hannah Montana 11.30pm- 
12.00m't Groove High 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

7.30-8.00am Evermoor 4.30pm 
Jessie 5.00-5.30 Austin & Aiiy NEW 

EPISODE 10.00 Vioietta 
10.55-11.00pm Mickey Mouse 

WEDNESDAY As Tue except: 

5.00pm Liv & Maddie NEW EPISODE 

Christmas special. 5.30-5.55 KC 
Undercover 6.00-6.30 Evermoor 

7.00- 7.30 Sonny with a Chance 

8.00- 8.30pm I Didn't Do It 

THURSDAY AsWed except: 

7.30- 8.00am Liv & Maddie 

5.00- 5.30pm Dog with a Biog NEW 
EPISODE Christmas speciai. 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

8.30- 8.55am Dog with a Biog 
2.30pm Giri Meets Worid 3.00- 
3.25 Evermoor 3.30 Evermoor 

4.00 KC Undercover 4.30 Liv 

& Maddie 5.00 Giri Meets Worid 
NEW EPISODE 5.30 Bunk'd 
NEW EPISODE 6.00 FILM Fuii Out 
7.35 Austin & Aiiy 8.00-9.00 
Evermoor 10.00 Violetta 



SATURDAY 

6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 

6.55 Doc McStuffins 7.15 Curious 
George 7.45 Captain Jake 8.00 
Sofia the First 8.25 Sheriff Callie's 
Wild West 8.55 Doc McStuffins 
9.10 Henry Hugglemonster 9.35 
Sofia the First 10.00 NEW Pop 
Star Minnie 10.30 Curious George 

11.00 Sheriff Callie's Wild West 

11.25 Zou 11.40 Henry 
Hugglemonster 12.10pm Doc 
McStuffins 12.30 Sheriff Callie's 
Wild West 12.45 Jake 1.00 
Henry Hugglemonster 1.25 
Doc McStuffins 1.55 Minnie's 
Bow-Toons 2.00 Sofia the First 

2.55 Minnie's Bow-Toons 3.00 
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 3.30 
Jake 4.00 Curious George 4.25 
Sheriff Callie's Wild West 4.45 
Doc McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First 
5.40 Henry Hugglemonster 6.00 
Miles from Tomorrow 6.15 Captain 
Jake 6.30 Curious George 7.00 
Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins 

7.55 Whisker Haven Tales 8.00 
Sheriff Callie's Wild West 8.25 
Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 

9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 
9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk 

10.20 Henry Hugglemonster 

11.20 Jungle Junction 
11.45pm-12.00m't The Hive 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
10.00am FILM The Little Mermaid 
II; Return to the Sea: Animation. 

10.55 Curious George 11.20- 
11.25am Minnie's Bow-Toons 

MONDAY 

6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 

6.25 Curious George 6.55 
Captain Jake 7.10 Miles from 
Tomorrow 7.30 Sheriff Callie's 
Wild West 7.45 Henry 
Hugglemonster 8.00 Curious 
George 8.30 Doc McStuffins 

8.55 The Hive 9.10 Doc Files 
9.15 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 

9.45 Henry Hugglemonster 

10.10 Doc McStuffins 10.40 
Sheriff Callie's Wild West 11.00 
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11.25 
Whisker Haven Tales 11.35 Jake 
12.00noon Sofia the First 
12.55pm Minnie's Bow-Toons 1.00 
Doc McStuffins 2.00 Sofia the 
First 2.30 Sheriff Callie's Wild West 

2.45 Jake: Children's fun. 3.00 
Jake's Buccaneer Blast 3.05 
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 3.30 
Henry Hugglemonster 4.00 
Curious George 4.25 Sheriff 
Callie's Wild West 4.45 Doc 
McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First 
NEW EPISODE 5.40 Henry 
Hugglemonster NEW EPISODE 

6.00 Miles from Tomorrow NEW 
EPISODE 6.15 Captain Jake 
6.45 Sofia the First 7.35 Doc 
McStuffins 8.00 Sheriff Callie's 
Wild West NEW EPISODE 8.25 
Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 

9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 
9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk 

10.20 Henry Hugglemonster 

11.20 Jungle Junction 
11.45pm-12.00m't The Hive 

TUESDAY-FRIDAY 

As Mon except: 

6.15pm Jake and the Neverland 
Pirates 6.30 Curious George 7.00 
Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins 



SATURDAY 6.00am Wander 

Over Yonder 6.30 Randy Cunningham 

7.00 Hulk NEW EPISODE 7.30 

Marvel Avengers Assemble 8.00 
Guardians of the Galaxy NEW 
EPISODE 8.30 Ultimate Spider-Man 

9.00 Star Wars Rebels NEW EPISODE 

9.30 Star Wars: Droid Tales NEW 
EPISODE 10.00 Pickle and Peanut 

10.30 Gravity Falls 11.00 Star vs the 
Forces of Evil 11.30 Gamers Guide to... 
12.00noon Lab Rats: Bionic Island 
NEW EPISODE 12.30pm Mighty Med 

1.00 Gravity Falls 1.30 Phineas and 
Ferb 2.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil 

3.00 Pickle and Peanut 3.30 Gravity 
Falls 4.30 Phineas and Ferb 

5.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 

5.30 Ultimate Spider-Man 6.00 
Guardians of the Galaxy 6.30 Star 
Wars Rebels 7.00 Phineas and Ferb 

7.30 Gamers Guide to... 8.00 Lab 
Rats: Bionic Island 8.30 Mighty Med 

9.00 Gravity Falls 9.30 Wander Over 
Yonder 10.00 Randy Cunningham 

10.50 Dude, That’s My Ghost! 11.40 
Rated A for Awesome 12.30am 
American Dragon 12.50 Randy 
Cunningham 1.15 Boyster 1.40 
Kid vs Kat 2.20 Kick Buttowski 

3.10 I'm in the Band 4.00 Pair 
of Kings 4.45 Hulk 5.10 Marvel 
Avengers Assemble 5.35-6.00am 
Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

9.30- 1 0.00am Phineas and Ferb 

12.00noon-12.30pm Lab Rats 
8.00-8.30pm Lab Rats 5.35- 
6.00am Ultimate Spider-Man 

MONDAY 6.00am Star Wars: The 
New Yoda Chronicles 6.30 Gravity 
Falls 7.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil 

8.00 Wander Over Yonder 8.15 
Phineas and Ferb 8.30 Star Wars 
Rebels 9.00 Gravity Falls 10.00 
Phineas and Ferb 11.00 Penn Zero 

11.30 Wander Over Yonder 
12.00noon Gravity Falls 1.00pm 
Phineas and Ferb 1.30 Hulk 

2.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 2.30 
Ultimate Spider-Man 3.00 Star Wars 
Rebels 4.00 Pickle and Peanut 4.30 
Star vs the Forces of Evil 5.00 Gravity 
Falls 5.30 Phineas and Ferb 6.00 
Gamers Guide to... 6.30 Lab Rats: 
Bionic Island 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 
Guardians of the Galaxy 8.00 Marvel 
Avengers Assemble 8.30 Hulk 9.00 
Wander Over Yonder 9.30 Boyster 

10.00 Randy Cunningham 10.50 
Dude, That’s My Ghost! 11.40 Rated A 
for Awesome 12.30am American 
Dragon 12.50 Randy Cunningham 
1.15 Boyster 1.40 Kid vs Kat 2.20 
Kick Buttowski 3.10 I'm in the Band 

4.00 Pair of Kings 4.45 Hulk 

5.10 Marvel Avengers Assemble 
5.35-6.00am Ultimate Spider-Man 

TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY 

As Mon except: 

2.30- 3.00pm Ultimate Spider-Man: 

Web Warriors 4.00-4.30 Star 
Wars Rebels 6.30-7.00 Lab Rats 
7.30-8.00pm Ultimate Spider-Man 

THURSDAY As Tue except: 

6.00-6.30am Star Wars: Droid Tales 

3.00 Star Wars Rebels: The Siege 
of Lothal 4.00-4.30 Phineas and 
Ferb 5.00 Pickle and Peanut NEW 

EPISODE 5.30 Two More Eggs 
5.45-6.00pm Phineas and Ferb 

FRIDAY As Tue except: 

6.00am Star Wars: Droid Tales 6.30 
Gravity Falls 7.00 Pickle and Peanut 

7.30 Two More Eggs 7.45-8.00am 
Star vs the Forces of Evil 3.00pm Star 
Wars: Droid Tales 3.30-5.00 Star Wars 
Rebels 5.30-6.00 Pickle and Peanut 



9.00pm Ho Ho Holiday Special 



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10.55-11.00pm Mickey Mouse 



7.55-8.00pm Minnie's Bow-Toons 5.35-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 



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Sarah Lancashire 



as battered cop 
Catherine Cawood 



Sarah Lancashire 

returns for more 
twists and turns in 
the slick crime 
drama 



which is currently filming 
and will air next year. 

The new run, which finds 
Catherine on the trail of a serial 
killer, will also see Norton return as 
her nemesis, who is now in prison. 
Siobhan Finneran is back as her 
loyal sister, Clare Cartwright. 

Meanwhile, new faces include 
Mr Selfridges Katherine Kelly 
as Alison, a cop on Catherine’s 
team, while Kelly’s former Corrie 



co-star Julie Hesmondhalgh plays 
nurse Amanda, who is married to 
DS John Wadsworth, played by 
Downton Abbey s Kevin Doyle. 

Also look out for Jamaica 
Inris Shirley Henderson as 
Frances, an enigmatic woman 
who befriends Tommy. Plus, 

Scott & Baileys Amelia Bullmore 
and Harry Potter s Matthew 
Lewis will also appear as the 
mysterious Vicky and Sean. 



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Sergeant Catherine Cawood 
(Sarah Lancashire) battered and 
bruised as she tried to bring her 
daughter’s rapist. Tommy Lee 
Royce (James Norton), to justice. 

Now, it looks like Catherine is 
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Here's to Drunk History 



Check out this great first shot of 
Emma Bunton and Mathew Baynton 
as Robin Hood and Maid Marian in the 
second series of Comedy Central's 
Drunk History, which sees tipsy 



comedians telling historical stories, 
which are acted out by famous faces. 

The new series, airing early next 
year, will also feature Jack Whitehall, 
Olivia Colman and Michelle Keegan. 



I Next week 



On Sale Thursday 3 December 





Luther 

Idris Elba returns as Luther to 
face his most deadly enemy in a 
new two-part drama on BBC! 



The Nation's 
Favourite Bond Song 

ITV celebrates the greatest tunes 
from the James Bond films. 



Captain Webb 

Warren Brown stars on Drama in 
the true story of the first person 
to swim the English Channel. 



The World According 
to Kenny Everett 

An ITV tribute to the entertainer 
featuring unseen home movies. 



WHAT'S 
NEXT FOR... 





Paul Hollywood 

The co-judge on The Great British 
Bake Off\N\W host Food Network's Paul 
Hollywood City Bakes in which he 
will travel across 



Europe 
and North 



America 



recipes. 



Mel Giedroyc 

Paul Hollywood's Ba/ce Off co-star will 
play the Von Trapps' housekeeper 
Frau Schmidt in The Sound of Music 
Live! on this 



Christmas. 



EastEnders’ 



Maria 



Friedman 



will play 
Mother 



Abbess. 



highlighting 
great bread 
and pastry 







Coming back. 

ITV crime drama 
Unforgotten 

will return 
for a second 
series. 

The drama, 
which saw 
Nicola Walker 
and Sanjeev 
Bhaskar investigate a murder from 
the 1970s, will be back with a 
brand new historical case. 



Porridge looks 
set for a 
comeback. 

Writers Dick 
Clement and 
Ian La Frenais 
have written a 
pilot episode for a 
potential BBC1 one-off, featuring 
the jailbird grandson of old lag 
Fletch (Ronnie Barker). 



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